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Whisper Heard From Pioneer 10
Irishman writes "NASA has heard from the Pioneer 10 spacecraft for the first time since March. Unfortunately, it is too faint to get scientific data from the craft. CNN has the story here.
Considering that the craft is twice the distance from the Sun as Pluto is and that it has spent 30 years subjected to space, this is amazing! Now if only computer manufacturers could make equipment even remotely this sturdy."
"Khaaaaaaaan!"
sorry, I'll quit now.
The Pioneer 10 spacecraft was heard to whisper, "I can see my house!"
~ "When I'm of that age I'm just going to live up a tree."
Too bad they couldn't decode the message:
"Hey guys, Veeger's here, and she's pissed."
Kill Trolls Dead. Here's
"Rosebud."
What could it mean? WHAT COULD IT MEAN?!
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I've got a working C-64 that's been through a dozen moves, an infinite number of Jumpman inspired rages, and two boys' adolescensce. Space? Hah!
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...and still being productive. What is your excuse?
I'm scared, Dave.
Or, if you watch Firefly:
Well, here I am.
Keep your packets off my GNU/Girlfriend!
Just this week I looked all over CompUSA for a power supply that could withstand the radiation of deep space for 30 years. The one I found was $635,000. I think I'll wait until after Christmas. Maybe it will go on sale.
-B
You raise a child, send them off, and they don't even call home that often, and when they do, they can't even understand them...
It must be a man, it waited this long to ask for directions...and then it had to whisper.
Actually, that would be a great idea. Launch a series of repeaters every few years.... one right behind another...
Eventually we'll have this long trail of little probes, each sending very weak signals to the next in line. One day, the one in the front will get to some alien planet and it's message of peace will be delivered.
Then, all they have to do is follow the trail of junk back to earth and wipe us out.
Okay, no, seriously. This IS a good idea. It would allow us to listen to a probe no matter how far away it traveled, as long as the probes all stayed aligned, and nothing broke. They wouldn't even really have to be that "close" for it to work, either.
"Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"
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"First post from outside the Solar System!!"
send out another multi-million dollar spacecraft out toward Pioneer 10 that will send a signal yelling "WHAT????"
"Can you hear me now?"
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This happened in the fictional NASA documentary entitled "Star Trek: The Motion Picture". It was a telltale look at the future of interstellar space travel and the consequences of blindly sending out probes without any hope of ever getting them back. Eventually NASA fears that one day a powerful alien civilization will come along and destroy us.
I dunno, the Commodore Pet I have has been working steadily since 1977, that's not much newer than Pioneer 10, and cost under $5,000 at the time (cost me $25 last year :).
Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
Still got some fully functioning Wang's here...
;-)
A rarity indeed among geek culture...
C'mon, it's been out there for 30 years;
It must have bumped into the big black wall with starts painted on it by now.
I sense a disturbance in the force...millions of Slashdot "comedians" all crying out with bad jokes and ill puns and then silenced.
The Pioneer 10 signal is 4 watts. It's 7.5 BILLION miles away. Intentional attempts at interstellar communication are almost certainly going to use something stronger than a mouse fart.
.@.
"It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmospher, I'm all alone. More or less."
... in the Sun Sun Sun..."
"Let me fly, far away from here! Fun Fun Fun
Still got some fully functioning Wang's here...
File this one under "Phrases you never want to hear at a nursing home".
"Just finding it is useful information. From this, physicists can map its path and start to make observations of what space is actually like out there. They have used the some sparse readings in the past to investigate everything from cosmic rays to gravitational mechanics. "
You obviously didn't study quantum mechanics. We can either know where it is, or where it's going. We can't know both.
Indeed, even by discovering where it is, we have changed where it's going. It might even now be headed on a collision course for earth, and every measurement of its position just sends it faster and faster in the direction of Slashdot's servers...
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Ba-dump-pish
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Boy...with those ping times, the message surely was
Damn lag!!!!
Obviously, it'll get blown to bits by a Klingon Bird-of-Prey around the year 2287.
Because no one can figure out how to get them to work when the door is open!
Hey, if you never use it it's unlikely to break ;)
---- Den ene knappen er powerknapp, den andre er Bender voice knapp "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass"
A pringles can was attached to the antenna.
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and dial again..."
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