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Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts Sake

ungulation writes "A joint project of SFMOMA, The Goethe-Institut, ZKM Karlsruhe, and the Walker Art Center, a group called CrossFade broadcast the entire linux kernel 2.4.18. From the CrossFade website: "In Free Radio Linux, the entire source code of the Linux kernel will be webcast over the Internet. A speech synthesizer will convert into talk radio the 4,141,432 lines of code, which will take about 600 days to read." According to the Free Radio Linux website the stream is only available in ogg-vorbis format."

157 comments

  1. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by Dunark · · Score: 4, Informative

    Am I the only person that thinks this is a massively stupid waste of time?

  2. Will they broadcast the openoffice code..... by ashutoshmehra · · Score: 1

    I am tooo to download it myself ;)

  3. In related news... by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 2, Funny

    In related news, a tree has fallen in forest. Did anybody hear that as well ?

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    1. Re:In related news... by pergamon · · Score: 2, Funny

      The question is whether we had the right to hear the sound of the tree falling...

    2. Re:In related news... by Alsee · · Score: 2

      In related news, a tree has fallen in forest. Did anybody hear that as well ?

      Well, I guess it's possible somebody will stumble accoss it if you speend 600 days webcasting it.

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  4. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by GiorgioG · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Definitely not. This goes beyond geeky. It's beyond weird even. And definitely a complete waste of time. Why this was posted as a /. story is beyond me.

  5. Damn... by phyberop · · Score: 5, Funny

    The only problem is that they will keep interrupting the stream each time a new kernel is released.

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    1. Re:Damn... by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Funny

      Kinda a race... which will happen first, the stream finishes or they get a new kernel out?

    2. Re:Damn... by ndecker · · Score: 1

      They could just read the diffs

    3. Re:Damn... by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --You people just don't get it... It's really freaking SAD that they've just finished broadcasting 2.4.18, and the latest stable kernel is only 2.4.20!!

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    4. Re:Damn... by GrenDel+Fuego · · Score: 1

      Well, it shouldn't be too bad if they just broadcast patches instead of the full release.

  6. Say Goodbye to WMA by ageitgey · · Score: 5, Funny

    According to the Free Radio Linux website the stream is only available in ogg-vorbis format.

    Microsoft understands and now finally the open source community does too! It's not about having a better codec (ogg vs. wma), but making the hot content that people want avaliable. Well, I think it's obvious to everyone that with ogg's virtual monopoly on voice synth spoken linux kernel broadcasts, wma's days are numbered.

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    1. Re:Say Goodbye to WMA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With the spoken kernel only available in ogg, aren't they just preaching to the converted.

    2. Re:Say Goodbye to WMA by Nurgled · · Score: 1

      It's just typical of slashdot folks to think it's great when Vorbis has a monopoly, but it's just plain evil when Microsoft makes just a few more sales than everyone else.

      You're all so two-faced.

    3. Re:Say Goodbye to WMA by xiphmont · · Score: 2

      Heh. Good to be funny. Better to be funny with a point. But ouch, a palpable hit. Touche' :-)

      Monty

  7. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by toft · · Score: 1

    .. Well..They got your attention.. And you dont think thats a part of doing it? To get publisity?

  8. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This thing demonstrates that free software CAN equate to free speech.

    Definatetly not a waste of time.

  9. And now to get it back in source form by wmacgyver · · Score: 1

    I wonder if now someone will write a tool to covert this ogg stream back into source code? :)

    1. Re:And now to get it back in source form by hfastedge · · Score: 1

      I wonder if now someone will write a tool to covert this ogg stream back into source code? :)

      that thing known as God already did ;-)

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    2. Re:And now to get it back in source form by Rhubarb+Crumble · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I wonder if now someone will write a tool to covert this ogg stream back into source code? :)

      What, to get around US export restrictions, like PGP used to?

      (they would print out their source code, export it in paper form and OCR it in switzerland to make the PGPi codebase. at least so I've heard.)

    3. Re:And now to get it back in source form by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be cool. Have a couple of machines using
      sound cards talking to each-other using plain
      speech. Probably would have bandwith limits in
      a room full of "speech enabled and listening for
      reply" boxen.

  10. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by Fesh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Geez, folks... It's performance art. If everything had to be practical, this'd be one hell of a dull world. I mean, what practical use does a performance of The Nutcracker Suite (for instance) have?

    As geeky as we geeks are, artists are at a whole other level of weird. Accept it and stick to what you're good at, huh?

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  11. Seriously! by cybermace5 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I use Linux, and have used it for years. I enjoy its flexibilty and the ease I can "open the hood" and see how things are working.

    But something like this.... Does this make people think "Wow, Linux is Free Speech and Good" or "Wow, Linux users are a bunch of loonies with a religious bent and more concerned with ideals rather than developing a serious OS my business can depend on."

    I don't see how this is useful or good in any way. 600 days? I just say, "Why?"

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    1. Re:Seriously! by twiztidlojik · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, I mean, if they're going to do something like that, I could just say "i'll do it" and run something useful, like Seti@Home in its place.

      The sad part is, I know at least 20 people that would keep it on for ambiance in their home.

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    2. Re:Seriously! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no offense, but you sound like you are one of the famed slashdotters on the ms payroll, your job is to post...

    3. Re:Seriously! by Directrix1 · · Score: 1

      You have dumb friends.

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    4. Re:Seriously! by cybermace5 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, the people broadcasting the kernel for 600 days sound like they're on the MS payroll. It's stupid, and won't help Linux's claim for being a solid alternative OS, just the OS of people who want to waste time and resources....

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    5. Re:Seriously! by ilyag · · Score: 2

      Exactly, "Wow, Linux is Free Speech and Good". I suppose, that is a quality broadcast and they charge nothing if you want to speak out the Linux Kernel...

    6. Re:Seriously! by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 0

      You're completely right. This is just another example of the Linux community being completely out of touch with normal people.

      It's obvious from the simple fact that there are a thousand and one ways to skin your desktop while there is still no simple, user-friendly way to quickly select correct resolutions and refresh rates for your monitor in X-Windows.

      It's obvious from comments along the lines of, "Hey, we think this is so cool, so the whole world will love it and it will be the most popular thing ever!"

      And it's painfully obvious when the community thinks fanatics like RMS or ESR make good PR spokesmen or that stunts like this get the attention of anyone outside the small community of Linux/"free software" fanatics that already exists.

      In short, Linux is built by geeks, for geeks. It will never "take over the world" or beat out Microsoft or Windows because it will always be arcane, poorly documented, user-hostile, and difficult. It doesn't HAVE to be that way, but it WILL be, because of the attitudes and mindsets of most people in the community.

      It's actually a real shame, because Linux has so much potential. But that potential will never be properly realized, at least not by any non-commercial developers. Obviously commercial distro makers are beginning to lead the community, with easier-to-use, more tolerable release such as Xandros, Lindows, or Lycoris.

      If the Linux community spent half as much focus, energy, and time on improving the user experience of the whole GNU/Linux/KDE/Gnome system as it spends on stupid stunts like these, then maybe they would stand a chance. But the commercial developers are the only ones with focus and direction.

      Amazing how money makes things happens.. I guess not everyone understood the failings of communism.

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  12. Life Walk 5000 anyone? by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2

    Come on... is there any point to this? Yes, I know it is hard to have a discussion on the merit or quality of works of art, but I will say this: (modern) art is not just about having a neat idea.

    For those who are wondering about the title of my post, this is from the movie Nothing lasts forever by Tom Schiller. Life Walk 5000 was an installation of an artist walking on a threadmill and counting to a million (obviously mocking modern art)

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  13. Wasn't this being done already? by vadim_t · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm pretty sure this is not new. I've heard of such a thing before, and even heard a bit of it. I think the point was to establish that source code is speech.

    1. Re:Wasn't this being done already? by Nodatadj · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I have a copy of part of it on my hard drive. It was done about a year ago...and linked to from /.

      http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/02/03/0542 22 0&mode=thread&tid=133

    2. Re:Wasn't this being done already? by Briareos · · Score: 1
      I'm pretty sure this is not new.

      It sure as hell isn't - is anybody else having a deja vu currently?

      np: Amon Tobin - Cosmo Retro Intro Outro (Out From Out Where)

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    3. Re:Wasn't this being done already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I make a program that prints out "Kikes should be killed, the holocaust is a myth, and niggers smell bad." will I be arrested in Germany? If source code is speech then I will be arrested, right? Well, this could be a good test for the courts to decide if source code is speech.

    4. Re:Wasn't this being done already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Kikes should be killed, the holocaust is a myth, and niggers smell bad." will I be arrested in Germany?

      Actually, it's illegal to say a thing like "I think the number of Jewish fatalities in Germany and German-occupied territories in 1933 - 1945 should be investigated."

      Germany is a Western civilisation, a democracy and a secularized society. Yet it is illegal to suggest or start scientific research on a specific historic event, because that suggests questioning of the only allowed scientific research results.

      If a German reads this comment, then I (if I hadn't posted this as AC) and Slashdot will have commited a crime. Because I'm vehemently opposing the perverted law we're talking about, this could be grounds for prosecution since I by questioning the law can be accused of doubting the "legally defined truth".

      "Why would I otherwise question the law?", right?

      If there was a comment containg the words "six million" in the Linux source code to be read, and the speech synthesizer sounded "happy" while reading that, then this could lead to legal action as well, and not only in Germany. The wife of the EU Central Bank director Wim Duisenberg laughed after having uttered the words "six million" (in an interview on a totally unrelated matter) and now she's being sued.

  14. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    the entire source code of the Linux kernel will be webcast over the Internet.
    Isn't this the same crowd that thinks sig lines are too long, flames newbies for cross-posting, etc. because "bandwidth is a precious resource?"

  15. This is obscene by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Begin... comment... x... x... x... fuck me gently with a chainsaw... end... comment

  16. I wonder... by inode_buddha · · Score: 2

    if it takes 600 days to listen to it, too. My dialup ISP might not like that. OTOH, who reads that slow?

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    1. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have no clue how big the Linux kernel source is, do you?

    2. Re:I wonder... by inode_buddha · · Score: 2

      er, approx 130 Mb uncompressed, on my box. I jusr rebuilt the kernel for it a few days ago. But then again, I was reading at the college level in the 9th grade... and that was 18 years ago.

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    3. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Linux kernel is over 30 million lines of code long. I would think that would take a long time to read, especially out loud. I wouldn't be surprised if sometimes while reading, you skip through it picking out the good parts (ie speed reading). Lots of people do that. Most people that made it into high school can also read faster than they can say the words.

      Considering this is being read by a program with a synthesized computer voice, which takes forever to read certain things and probably actually says the names of non-letter characters such as brackets and semicolon (which the kernel has many, many, many, many of), I can very easily see this taking 600 days to read.

      But then again, I was reading at the college level in the 9th grade... and that was 18 years ago.

      Yeah, and as scientific studies have proven, reading comprehension and speed go up linearly as a direct result of aging.

      I don't think having a college level reading comprehension is something to brag about around here. Everyone else had that at a young age and probably surpassed that long ago as well.

    4. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think having a college level reading comprehension is something to brag about around here. Everyone else had that at a young age and probably surpassed that long ago as well.

      Yes, tihs gose withuot sayying. Were all welleducated and mastre the english langauge, wich yuo can see when your reeding the articals and commants hear.

      Youre's truely,

      CdrrmToca, editor

  17. If you play it backwards.... by Fesh · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...does a creepy disembodied voice chant "Microsoft developers are weenies"?

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    1. Re:If you play it backwards.... by Alsee · · Score: 3, Funny

      chant "Microsoft developers are weenies"?

      I just got this image of a really thin and really dry guy with long hair sitting perfectly still and chanting:

      I have four words for ya:
      Weenies, weenies, weenies, weenies!
      Weenies, weenies, weenies, weenies!
      Weenies, weenies, weenies, weenies!
      Weenies, weenies, weenies, weenies!
      C'mon! Wooooooo! C-c-c-c'mon, c'mon! Wooooooo! C'mon!
      Weenies, weenies, weenies, weenies!
      Weenies, weenies, weenies, weenies!
      Weenies, weenies, weenies, weenies!
      Weenies, weenies, weenies, weenies!
      Wooo! C'mon! Get up! Get up! C'mooon! Woo! Augh!
      C'mon! Give it up for me! Woo! Woooo! C'mooon!
      Weenies, weenies, weenies, weenies!
      Weenies, weenies, weenies, weenies!
      Weenies, weenies, weenies, weenies!
      Weenies, weenies, weenies, weenies!
      I...hate...this...company, YEEEEEEEEEEAH!


      If anyone doesn't get it, click here and Microsoft's very own Steve Ballmer will explain it to you.

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  18. Read ibiblio books. by gearheadsmp · · Score: 1

    Why don't they just read some of the e-books freely available on ibiblio instead? IMHO, very few people are going to tune into this reading of the kernel source after it ceases to be a gimmick.

  19. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This goes beyond geeky. It's beyond weird even. And definitely a complete waste of time. Why this was posted as a /. story is beyond me.
    You're new around here, aren't you?

  20. DUPE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:DUPE! by dolmen.fr · · Score: 1

      Thank you for providing the link. That article was also familiar to me.

  21. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by dirkdidit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    what practical use does a performance of The Nutcracker Suite (for instance) have?
    To some people it's entertaining. Last time I checked entertainment was a pratical use. Look at games, movies, music. All for entertainment. They have a hell of a lot more use than the Linux Kernel being read off line by line.

  22. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2

    A performance of the Nutcracker Suite, and art in general, has a very important practical use: it affords enjoyment to the spectators. Of course this does not necessarily have to be the goal of the artist, nor is it what defines good art. In this case I doubt anyone would derive any enjoyment from this (it would be a bit impractical as well).

    The (IMHO) more bollocksy modern art does not afford enjoyment in itself, it is more the idea behind the work of art that interests people and offers them enjoyment. Somewhat like that artist that sold cans of his own faeces. Interesting idea, sure, and it makes for a great news item on TV, but I wouldn't care much to own one of those cans myself. Oh well, for some people this is good enough to be called art and who am I to gainsay them? As long as they don't get a g..damn state subsidy for it...

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  23. what kernel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    turns radio on
    slash kernel slash sched dot c slash asterisk line break asterisk (...) 1998-12-28 Implemented better SMP scheduling by Ingo Molnar

    Dang! It's the vanilla kernel where are user mode Linux and Alan's cool toys ?

    switches station ...Then Iluvatar arose, and the Ainur perceived that he smiled; and he lifted up his left hand, and a new theme began amid the storm...

    Silmarillion. Spoken. Again.

    switches station again

    eight dot three four six minus a dash greather than c zero wb zero yn dot eat...

    Yay, they've got Reiser in this one, but they're still reciteing the console driver, it'll be 3 days before we get to the filesystem

    switches stations frantically

    hash include less-than linux slash config dot h NO NO GET OUT OF HERE WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?

    Hello, I am Richard M. Stallman and you are being deceived, for it takes much more than a kernel to get a computer going. Here are 3 billion lines of GNU code that this radio hasn't read aloud yet. [DOOR SLAMS] Tee hee, and how do you think you get those tiny little icons on the screen ? Here's the XFree86 source to be read.

    turns off radio, goes to slashdot, picks cowboyneal option on poll

  24. Order Now! by intensity · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just released: Polygram Records is proud to announce the release of the COMPLETE reading of the Linux kernel on CD or cassette! This 14,000 volume release has been digitally mastered for optimum listening enjoyment in wonderful stereo! Recorded at the world-famous Sun Studio, Linux joins timeless legends like Jerry Lee Lewis, Carl Perkins, Johnny Cash and Elvis Presley. Order Now!

    Linux 2.4.18 on CD:
    $31,000 (s&h 780$)

    Linux 2.4.18 on Cassette:
    $28,458 (s&h 780$)

    NO COD'S!

    Visa and Mastercard Accepted!

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  25. Interesting.. I Had No Idea.... by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: 2



    Apparently, the Linux source code consists entirely of 300 megs worth of "La-losinge base line double quote"..

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  26. Is this really a good idea? by setzman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know of anyone who would could listen to this 24/7 for 600 days. Perhaps a download edition will be avaliable? Also, consider the fact that the kernel is constantly changing, and that this is only a snapshot in time. Nearly two years from now the kernel will be vastly different and this will be obsolete.

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    1. Re:Is this really a good idea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When they are finished, they will start reading patches to get to the newest version.
      If the exponentiel growth in the linux kernel continues, the radio will never get through.
      But with the current rate of submissions it will take aproximatly 300 days more to catch up with the programmers.

  27. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by karevoll · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A waste of bandwidth? A waste of resources?

    Maybe, but dont flame the guys for having fun :-)

    .. or I have to remind you of last time you were drunk ;-)

  28. No by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

    Am I the only person that thinks this is a massively stupid waste of time?

    You're not.

  29. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope. This sounds like just about the dumbest thing ever. It's a complete waste of resources.

  30. In other news... by archeopterix · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft paid the 100 most popular Hollywood actors to read aloud the contents of Windows XP installation CD image. "That will clearly demonstrate the superiority of closed source software" says the new Microsoft CEO, Mickey Mouse.

    1. Re:In other news... by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 2

      Oh dear...

      Tom Hanks: Uh... Slash Asterisk Hash Include Opening Tag Windows Ninety-Five Closing Tag Asterisk Slash... Hey, why has that fat guy just fainted?

      Gates: Ballmer? He's expendable and so are you, to me at least. Forget that last line right now, minion!

    2. Re:In other news... by dacarr · · Score: 2

      This just in. IBM is recontracting Kate Mulgrew to read through the eye candy provided during the OS/2 installation process. Quoth Mulgrew, "I've always wanted to send a fax while working on a spreadsheet!"

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  31. Radio by KarmaWhiners · · Score: 1

    Remember when people used to broadcast software over pirate FM radio stations? (I don't. But they did once.) I bet you couldnt do that with a lossy compression, but I wonder if you could crank the compression up high enough to get it through? Is there an mp3 setting that is essentially just a wave file?

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    1. Re:Radio by Sacarino · · Score: 2

      Is there an mp3 setting that is essentially just a wave file?

      Heh, yeah, it's called "Write to disk"

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  32. I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just how many people will be listening to this all day long, waiting to hear " /* fsck me gently with a chainsaw */ " (arch/sparc/kernel/ptrace.c) on public radio for the first time? ^_^

    Also, how long will it then take before "concerned parents" get the project off the air? >_

  33. Free Speech? by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

    Well, a judge held that source code constitutes free speech... is this what he was talking about?

  34. Talking hosts by TheSync · · Score: 2

    FWIW, I have a system that talks hostnames hitting my web site.

  35. Reasons to do it!! by Brent_Litzer · · Score: 3, Funny

    • Give Stephen Hawking 600 days of fame
    • Blind people have rights too
    • People that have never touched a keyboard can now understand the whole Linux thing
    • New method of torture for captured terrorists
    • Noise to break in new stereo speakers
    • To prove that if nobody listens, does it still make a noise?
    • To prove that the Linux community is a bunch of wackos
    • Give the Farscape people something to do
    • To give Gates the evidence that all Linux supporters are freaks to the degree that you should not trust Linux in your business.
    • Show aliens that were are too stupid to be a threat
    • Another topic for small talk at parties
    • To one up the Windows' 2000 text to speech reading of the swap file
    • What else would a normal Linux geek do with extra bandwidth and no fear of ridicule?
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  36. Oh yeah! by tuxlove · · Score: 1

    That's going to make for some good radio listening!

    Schnozzzzzzzzz...

  37. I would like to audition!!! by SteweyGriffin · · Score: 0

    I wanna play the part of a memory manager or an exception handler. That'd be so cool!

    1. Re:I would like to audition!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      die

  38. Something is wrong with the stream. by geogeek6_7 · · Score: 2

    Why on earth is it babbling the same nonsensical stuff over and over again? And sense when is "Lozenge" part of the linux source code?

  39. Awesome! by cporter · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is awesome! Now, does anyone have a speech-to-text program that accepts ogg streams as input?

    1. Re:Awesome! by eyeball · · Score: 2

      This is awesome! Now, does anyone have a speech-to-text program that accepts ogg streams as input?

      If you prefer using open standards route, then you might want to look at transfering the Linux src via the Carrier Pigeon Internet Protocol (CPIP) instead.

      (Of ocurse you'd have to do something like ftp over cpip).

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  40. Been done... by Rhubarb+Crumble · · Score: 4, Interesting
    This has been done, but with DeCSS rather than the linux kernel...anyone remember the "descramble song"?

    "This function is void, it takes two args/The first is sec a pointer to 2048 unsigned bytes/That are the encrypted disk sector and will be decrypted"

    1. Re:Been done... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      This has been done, but with DeCSS rather than the linux kernel...anyone remember the "descramble song"?

      For those of you with a nostalgic bent, it's here, at Dave Touretzky's Gallery of CSS Descramblers.

  41. How much time effort and funds are invested here? by MadFarmAnimalz · · Score: 2

    I'd like to know because it'd be interesting to see how much people are willing to waste to be 'original'.

    And as for all the posts here going on about this being performance arts, go get a law degree; you seem to be good at arguing for arguments' sake; no matter if you don't specifically agree with what you yourself are saying.

    This is almost the kind of wanton displays of plenty and wealth that one sees from developed nations that makes one think of hungry Somali children or AIDS-stricken Thai youth.

    Pardon the melodrama; it is not intended.

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  42. Free speech, you dumbasses by squarooticus · · Score: 2

    I've seen lots of comments about how this is a waste of time, or a waste of bandwidth, or what have you.

    I venture to guess that the real purpose behind this is to speak the entire Linux source tree so there's no question that it is protected speech. Thus, any efforts to supress it via mechanisms like the DMCA or CBDTPA (or whatever the fuck it's called) would be much more clearly in violation of the first amendment.

    Of course, there's no guarantee that this approach would be worth a damn, since patents/copyright already supersede free speech rights in lots of cases, but it's not completely pointless.

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    1. Re:Free speech, you dumbasses by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2

      Ehhhh??? So something only becomes "free speech" when it is spoken out loud at least once? Utter bollocks.

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    2. Re:Free speech, you dumbasses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I say, "What a load of crap."

      Anything can be turned into "speech". That's exactly why turning something into speech doesn't automatically grant it first amendment protection.

  43. Vegetables? by RealSurreal · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Carrots go over acute accents, carrots go over acute accents, carrots go over acute accents" - that's all I'm getting. Then again, since I was sad enough to try listening I suppose I deserve no better.

  44. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by Chicane-UK · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Nope... you are absolutely right.

    I can genuinely think of not one reason why the hell you would do this.

    And its even funnier that its 'Ogg Vorbis only' - well thank god, that should keep out the non Linux extremists and purists from evesdropping on inferior MP3 to this highly secretive broadbast ;)

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  45. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by cjpez · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Geez, folks... It's performance art.
    I generally think of performance art as involving humans somehow. If there was a team of *people* reading off the source code day after day after day, then I might agree with you, but it's a speech synthesizer. That's just lame. I could run this at home if I wanted and save the bandwidth.

    Now, you could certainly argue that in today's "postmodern" (whatever the hell that means) world, we must expand our definitions of art and performances, and take an "artist's" word for it when they claim that the landscape around them is their work of art, or that speech-synthesizing kernels is a "performance" of some sort, but I just don't buy it in this case.

  46. old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this was made public on slashdot a year ago. originally radioqualia hosted the project, but sadly their icecast server crashed repeatedly and the fellow artists where unable to get someone who knows what he's actually doing.

    for art: well calling a shell pipe a piece of art is somehow ridiculous...

  47. Pointless by Now15 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is just as pointless as Distributed.net's RC5-64 effort. Yes, they managed to crack the code, and yes, they showed that (a) with enough computing power you can brute force RC5-64; (b) the now-outdated RC5-64 is very hard to brute-force; and (c) the same system at a much higher keysize would be safe from brute-force attacks this side of World War III.

    Well worth knowing, I'm sure. But they spent 1,757 days to do it. Nearly half a decade. Surely it didn't require FIVE years to "learn" what was obvious within a month of the project starting!

    Like RC5-64, this "Speech Synthesized Kernel WebCast" is another such example of "there's absolutely no doubt it can be done, it'll take a whole bunch of resources to pull off, it won't be finished for two years, it'll be completely irrelevant when it does finish, and we won't learn anything in the process."

    This isn't art, it's just pointless. Calling it "art" is a patently weak justification.

    Hey, don't get me wrong -- I couldn't care less whether they do it or not, it just makes me wonder how nuts these people are.

    Seriously, the only way this thing's going to achieve any more than a cursory listen by a small number of bored Slashdot readers is if the synthesized voice is set to "breathy, seductive woman"...

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    1. Re:Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, your example is not a good one.

      No one had ever ammassed a group of this size to try to brute force a crypto system before. So no one knew how long it would take because nobody really understood how much computer power could be offered up. Plus, there was a chance that someone could've found the key much faster than anyone could have expected and therefore put fear into the hearts of people using crypto. It didn't happen that way, but it could've.

      Now the voice synthesised reading of the kernel source is a retarted idea, but that's something else.

    2. Re:Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, the only way this thing's going to achieve any more than a cursory listen by a small number of bored Slashdot readers is if the synthesized voice is set to "breathy, seductive woman"...

      Say, that wouldn't be such a bad idea! :P~~
      It would automatically slashdot the site.

    3. Re:Pointless by Mage+Powers · · Score: 1

      Justification? People have to justify thier art to you before it can be called art? I think it's pointless to call something pointless after they've started doin it ;)

    4. Re:Pointless by archie77 · · Score: 1

      The distributed RC5-64 effort is interesting and has some useful results. The Kernel-speech broadcast is just a "cool" thing, but not a smart one. Indeed: - in 600 days - more than an year - the Linux kernel team ships out one or more subversions - listening experience will be surely boring! - it's just a plain waste of bandwidth. Bye!

    5. Re:Pointless by k_187 · · Score: 2

      Well, by your definition all art is pointless. Why take the time to paint the Mona Lisa? We all know what women look like (in theory) and especially when they are smiling (again, in theory). Why should Leonardo have taken the time to paint it?

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  48. Re:How much time effort and funds are invested her by twiztidlojik · · Score: 1

    Of course, you don't see poor Somali children running the world, now do you?

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  49. Hmm... could be raunchy by John+Paul+Jones · · Score: 2

    [jpj@soul linux-2.4]$ find . -type f -exec grep -Hi fuck {} \; | wc -l
    28

    [jpj@soul linux-2.4]$ find . -type f -exec grep -Hi shit {} \; | wc -l
    75

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    1. Re:Hmm... could be raunchy by rogueuk · · Score: 4, Funny

      have you looked at some of those comments? it's hilarious:

      ./Documentation/DocBook/kernel-locking.tmpl:650: If you don't see why, please stay the fuck away from my code.
      ./arch/mips/kernel/irixelf.c:759:#if 0 /* XXX No fucking way dude... */
      ./arch/mips/kernel/irixioctl.c:2: * irixioctl.c: A fucking mess...
      ./arch/parisc/kernel/signal.c:229: printk("fuckup in sys_rt_sigreturn, sending SIGSEGV\n");
      ./arch/parisc/kernel/signal.c:372: /* ARGH! Fucking brain damage. You don't want to know. */
      ./include/asm-mips/mmu_context.h:18:/* Fuck. The f-word is here so you can grep for it :-) */

  50. critic teardown(?) die? by DankNinja · · Score: 0

    I have been listening to this an hour and all it is saying is, "critic teardown(?) die", it says this constantly...where in the linux kernel does that exist?

  51. Dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fucking idiots. It would have been moderately cool if someone were to actually read it aloud. Using a speech synth just turns it into flak.

  52. Real Men by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 2

    Are you kidding--those guys aren't real Linux fanatics. Real Linux fanatics look through Linus' trash! And I can tell Linus understands me, because the restraining order is only set at 50 feet.

    1. Re:Real Men by Sloppy · · Score: 2

      Real fanatics would bitch about them using the Ogg Vorbis codec instead of the more appropriate Ogg Speex codec. ;-)

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  53. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can go break into MSFT offices and steal internal memos, if I just read them over the radio, that somehow makes it "free speech?" Your argument is nonsense.

  54. For more information: by haggar · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Check this infomative link

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  55. This is only the beginning.... by Bogatyr · · Score: 2

    A friend at an open-source-based software company mentioned the possibility of having a sound-based art installation at the offices. What I came up with was
    use textto speech conversion.
    One voice recites the linux kernel source,
    Another reads "the cathedral & the bazaar", the original halloween documents, other open source core docs, etc.
    Another recites a local User Group maillist, by using /home/user/mail/$USER/$LIST as the source (given that splitting messages to folders is trivial with procmail).
    Another recites the kernel maillist.
    Find some way to change voices, either to other voices or add/remove effects on the lists at "To" headers.
    The point was to represent the community of open-source. However, I had no intention of broadcasting the result. Thanks to these guys I know it'll take two years to finish voice/channel 1: so it's unlikely it'd be there for two years, but that's not the point.
    I haven't worked on this for a bit, but should get back to reading the Linux sound docs and developing specs to do text-to-speech conversion on four text streams simultaneously and output on four mono audio channels. Then I want to try doing this kind of thing on an OS X platform.

  56. Only Thing More Brain-Dead by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1

    Convert the source code to Morse code and beam it to Alpha Centauri.

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  57. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by quigonn · · Score: 3, Informative

    Well, I heard on radio (Ö1 broadcasted it a while ago), and it was quite fun. I even was able to find which file they were currently broadcasting. :-))

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  58. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by ism · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I wouldn't call it performance art either. I think of it more as an installation piece. The other posters miss the point; it's not that the piece is entertaining -- reading the source code might be, but listening to synthesized speech reading it sure isn't -- but what questions the piece is putting in front of you.

    Source code is art?

    Source code is speech?

    Source code is free speech?

    I'm not going to listen to this for more than a minute, and I'm sure many other will do the same. The fact that no one will consume the entire piece doesn't make it any less meaningful. The point of the piece is that someone actually went out to do it.

    If it helps, think of it in terms of DeCSS.

  59. Pointless, yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It'd be cool if they did something risky like stole the Windows XP kernel source code and broadcast that. At least then we'd get to read lots and lots about court battles and whatnot. It'd probably even bring some much-needed public attention to the open source/free software movement.

    I'd give them an "E" for effort, but there's really no effort involved.

  60. No Way! This is Awesome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, this is just amazing! I could listen to it for hours on end. Never mind that I can't understand a single thing it is saying and it keeps repeating itself over and over again! caraoundownpetey caraoundownpetey caraoundownpetey caraoundownpetey caraoundownpetey caraoundownpetey caraoundownpetey caraoundownpetey caraoundownpetey caraoundownpetey caraoundownpetey caraoundownpetey caraoundownpetey caraoundownpetey caraoundownpetey caraoundownpetey caraoundownpetey caraoundownpetey caraoundownpetey caraoundownpetey caraoundownpetey caraoundownpetey caraoundownpetey caraoundownpetey

  61. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only person that thinks this is a massively stupid waste of time?

    No.

  62. random thoughts... by kevin+lyda · · Score: 2

    lots of people questioning, "why?"

    well, it certainly challenges what we think of as art and what we think machines are capable of. the fact is that hundreds of people wrote the code to make this "computer created" art so is it truly even "computer created?"

    it's also a great way to test ogg streaming clients. for 600 days we'll have a url we can always connect to and test.

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  63. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by Directrix1 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Go ahead, broadcast something that not only nobody wants to listen to, but make it something that will make most people think you are the dumbest idiot on the face of the earth. Art is not a catch-all phrase for stuff without meaning. Art is a creative work. Dumping uninteresting c and asm code through a text-to-speach does not make a person an artist, nor does it make the end result art. I hope somebody shoots this person before the first word of linux source is ever muttered. To have so little reason to live as to result to doing random, inane, pointless, and completely uninteresting things under the moniker of artwork is insanity. Although, one could say that randomness breeds art. Just look at the plethora of creative writing bred by this randomness. I think what we have here is an artistic seed, but not art in and of itself.

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  64. It just isnt' a good idea. Not without music! by digital+photo · · Score: 1

    I'm just picturing it. The broadcast is picked up by some intelligence people who are not in the know and they start recording it. The staff will start working on "breaking the code" and there will be a general alert about how the radio station could be broadcasting top secret information to "the enemy".

    I'm thinking something along the lines of Orsen Wells in terms of reaction.

    Of course, there is the flip side: You might end up putting people in a coma from the sheer boredom of listening to source code being recited for hours on end. By a synthetic voice, no less!

    I'm all for Linux. I use it on all of my system s at home. But having the source code read aloud on the radio just seems like a major waste of time, resources, and opens up a whole can of worms...

    Some examples:

    • Military gets the wrong idea. Smashes into the radio station expecting to discover a "cell".
    • People start arguing about which branch of the source tree is the one which should get airtime.
    • *BSD deciding to join the fray with their own branches of source being recited.
    • People wanting this to be broadcast in all languages(no idea why, but there will be those who will want it in their native tongue)
    • Microsoft trying to recite their sourcecode, resulting in a general dumbing down of the American public.
    • Apple joins in after being asked by their Mac user following to recite the code to Aqua/Carbon/Cocoa/OSX.x, but with style, flair, and a lively wind and string section.

    It's just not something that would be good to do. (With the exception of the lively wind and string section, that is.)

    1. Re:It just isnt' a good idea. Not without music! by digital+photo · · Score: 1

      Correction on the MS code recitation.

      • Microsoft refuses to recite their code on the basis of it being a major security issue. They will show that attempts to recite the code would result in radios recieving the broadcast to spontaneously crash and require a power-cycle. They will also discover that after power-cycle'ing, they will not be able to recieve any stations except a brand new, previously unknown, MS branded station.

      More likely than not, you will be required to upgrade your radios if you listen to the MS radio broadcast. Definitely a bad thing.

  65. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by cjpez · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, I have to disagree. If anyone thinks that they'll be able to use this as part of some legal argument, I suspect they're out of their minds. I admit that there's a bit of geeky funness to the whole thing, but what is this supposed to prove about DeCSS? Or free speech issues? So they're trying to point out that source code is free speech. And they'll broadcast it using a speech synthesizer. Big whoop. I could set up a speech synthesizer and broadcast Stephenson's _Cryptonomicon_ if I wanted, that doesn't make it public domain. I could set up a speech synthesizer to rattle off the machine code for Windows, that doesn't make it free software. And just because I set up a speech synthesizer to plod through the Linux source code doesn't somehow make it "free speech," no matter how much someone's trying to convince us it's "art."

  66. To make people listen by coopaq · · Score: 1
    They should actually mod the voice doing the
    reading and sing the linux kernel to the tune of
    every number 1 hit from 1980 to 1999.

    Now that might be interesting.

    -J

  67. Turner Prize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Depending on if it rains or snows 3 days from now, I'm either going to:

    1. Feed output of a packet sniffer into a text-to-speech program and stream it live for 437.25 days.

    2. Remove all files from temp directories once an hour for a period of 2 years and plot the results into a series of graphs. A whitepaper will also be published after the project is over.

    3. Will write 1 email to the RIAA each day for 8.7 years saying nothing but, "Bye now!"

  68. MS takes the Challenge by Shulai · · Score: 1

    Microsoft spokesmen said earlier that Linux kernel broadcast is a challenge, so Microsoft is going to broadcast all the source of Windows XP Professional in WMA format.
    When asked about why they will disclose the sources in this way, the official response was: "Any moron at all will bother hearing that, anyway"

  69. Broadcast into space.... by koa · · Score: 2, Funny

    We should broadcast this audio stream into space.

    What better way to show any potential aliens that there is intelligent life on earth.

    Just don't broadcast the Windows source into space; aliens might launch a full assault immediately. ;>

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  70. Spamradio by frozenray · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here's an alternative: Spamradio.

    Quoting from their site:

    "Spamradio is serving up delicious helpings of spam each hour of every day to all who are hungry.

    Using a complex arrangement of pipes and funnels we turn the junk mail that we receive into a streaming audio broadcast that can be enjoyed from anywhere on the Internet."


    I sometimes listen to it during coding sprees late at night; eerie but worth a listen.

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  71. Don't they have anything better to do? by sniperindisguise · · Score: 1

    Dang that is one ridiculously ridiculous waste of time. Go program something and make the world a better place instead of basking in already written source code.

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  72. The REALLY interesting question by Banjonardo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The really interesting question is to see what kernel we're on by then. (600 days later.)

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  73. Aw shucks by b12arr0 · · Score: 1

    Too bad I only listen to to 2.5.x stuff. 2.4.x is too old school for me.

  74. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes folks, this is what Linux is all about! A massively parallel'ed operation of mind-numbing stupid trolling penguins.

    Get on the gravy train now!

    ROFL!

  75. Should of done this with the DeCSS . . . by Idou · · Score: 1

    then create a recognition program that could turn back into code.

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  76. The most difficult part of performance art... by rk · · Score: 1

    is trying to figure out who's bullshitting who.

  77. You don't allready code for arts sake? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Christ .. no-wonder there are so many incompetent coders around, that couldn't even load up bugzilla let alone actually fix a bug.

  78. Reading the source code and the GPL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this violate the GPL or can I request the source code?

  79. Don't Forget About National Security by Xarin · · Score: 1

    For national security sake, I hope they whisper when they hit the encryption source code.

  80. hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has got to take the cake for the best idea that someone ever came up with while on .

    600 days? Why? What purpose does this serve?

    All it does is make the sponsors look like morons. Tell ya what, send ME the money that it's going to take for electricity, processing power, rent, other utilities, and bandwidth... I'll start a foundation and fund *worthy* projects put on by struggling programmers... But forget this nonsense.

  81. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by JWSmythe · · Score: 2


    I don't believe I wasted the time even reading the article.

    I might as well post about my server monitoring software that talks too. Some days he just doesn't shut up, but at least he's more entertaining, where he'll randomly insult people.. Who would listen to spoken code all day? Maybe if they just did the funny comments, but not all the code..

    I can think of better things to do for two years with my computers.. :)

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  82. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by Directrix1 · · Score: 1

    What somebody saying they don't think this is art, is trolling??? Give me a break moderators. This is not a troll this is just a collection of logically assessed thoughts.

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  83. Book by JWSmythe · · Score: 2

    This reminds me of a book I saw at Borders once. Someone had printed one of the kernels (2.4.x). It was a monster. It just had occasional commentary in it. Like after a few hundred pages of code, and then one page that says stuff like "That section was for filesystems. It's used to store data on media." Sad thing is, he suckered some publishing company into actually printing it!

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  84. NT Source? by Lispy · · Score: 1

    If Microsoft would broadcast the NT source I bet a whole lot of weirdos would listen to it. Maybe it could be a new way of downloading software? Just use a speech recognition program on the other side and compile it. On the other hand, waiting 600 days for a download? Well, glad I got beyond that finally.

    No, i don't see a practical use here...i stays stupid....argh!

    cu,
    Lispy

  85. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by Jerf · · Score: 2

    So they're trying to point out that source code is free speech.

    You totally missed the point. The point is not the words "free", "public domain", or "free software". The point is the word speech. There's a big legal fight going on right now over whether software is speech at all, let alone "free" or "public domain" speech.

    Your quote should say "So they're trying to point out that source code is speech." The rest of the message following that is just pointing out stuff unrelated to artwork.

  86. and broadcast into space by flowerp · · Score: 1

    ...and the SETI institute will broadcast this into space using a 2 Gigawatt transponder. Power kindly supplied by ENRON.

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  87. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by sbaker · · Score: 2

    Yes - it is a waste of time - but in a geeky/cool way.

    What it truly is - is a waste of bandwidth.

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  88. WTF! by dopeghost · · Score: 1


    wow...the insanity of this is almost religious!

    ...right, thats it!, i'm off edit every individual bitmap pixel of the slashdot website into a feature length movie epic

    :)

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  89. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by Valar · · Score: 2

    I mean, what practical use does a performance of The Nutcracker Suite (for instance) have?

    You may not know it, but ballet is actually an ancient european martial art. If you doubt this, go fight a dancer, you'll see.

  90. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by Sloppy · · Score: 2

    Is it still art if no one listens to it?

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  91. Why not Plato by ericdano · · Score: 2

    Why not broadcast something good, like all of Plato's works or something. The linux kernel? I really wonder about some of you geeks.......that is totally a waste of time in my opinion. What's next, the whole BSD Kernel? Windows XP source?

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    1. Re:Why not Plato by ctid · · Score: 2

      The point is that it is art.

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    2. Re:Why not Plato by ericdano · · Score: 2

      No, I think the point is that it is a waste of time. I bet it goes 30 days then they pull the plug on it....

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    3. Re:Why not Plato by digital+photo · · Score: 1

      It is debatable whether it is art or not. While it is a creative endeaver(the linux source/kernel), and is thus copyrightable, it is not one created with the intention or result of something which is considered aesthetically pleasing, so may be considered lacking in artistic content, though not creative content. The output of the creative work, on the otherhand, is another matter.

      Take with a big non-cubic component of sodium chloride rendered in a post-impressionistic form, for IANAA.

  92. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work closely with a number of artists and can easily appreciate creativity and originality, even in it's most eccentric forms.

    However, this piece of "performance art" is up there with flinging shit at a wall - it has no recognisable audience and is a stupid waste of time and resources.

  93. 1's and 0's by march · · Score: 1

    I think to really do this right, they should read it in 1's and 0's.

    Sheesh, are people that desperate for a job these days?

  94. This'll Give Bill Something To Do For 600 Days... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    I agree with the Situationists - art has been superceded. The only art worth creating is one's own live.

    That said, I still like comic books and movies and the Tori Amos concert I went to Friday night (go, Tori!)...

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  95. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by analog_line · · Score: 2

    Of course I accept it. Just because I believe it's one of the biggest wastes of perfectly good bandwidth ever thought up doesn't mean I don't accept it.

  96. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by haggar · · Score: 1

    Please tell me you are not saying this is the same as Tschaikowsky's ballet music? That it has a comparable cathartic effect, that it can inspire you, make you smile and dance like "The Nutcracker"?

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  97. More complicated than that I think... by Mochi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am a computer scientist and have worked with and done some collaborative pieces with several different artists so I'll try to give my perspective on this:

    Many of the artists I have worked with start out with an idea that they think is "cool", or is "aesthetically pleasing", or reflects some sort of social phenomenon, etc. The beginning of the piece is usually very shallow. After longer thought, more and more philosphical justification is caked onto the original idea until it finally carries some weight in the mind of the artist(s).

    The problem is that most of us "laypeople" see the end result and only understand the same shallow meaning (or lack thereof) that originally instigated the piece, and quickly write it off as stupid. In my opinion, however, it is the artists RESPONSIBILITY to make the piece compelling enough to be necessarily thought provoking. Like others have mentioned, most people are going to look at (listen to) the broadcast and just go: "duh, that is really lame." There may be a tiny circle of pretentious art critics that will bother to crack the surface of the piece and get to what the artists intended, but then the effect of the piece is totally lost.

    But that brings me to another (and somewhat annoying) element of pieces like this. If I am going to spend my time thinking about the meaning behind the piece I want to KNOW that the artists did the same. And that there is some conclusion to be drawn (or at least an interesting journey in the exploration of the meaning). The idea that an artist shouldn't "explain" their work is ludicrous. I have seen so many times that this is an excuse to protect the weak meaning and feeble thought behind the work. (I am not implying that all art/artists are so, as there are many who spend great effort to express well thought out and profound ideas in interesting ways. But the opposite is also true.)

    So I guess my statement is this: I would like to see a summary of the ideas that the artists are addressing in this broadcast...at the very least. I don't think it is a waste of time unless there is no meaning...but at the same time, even if there is meaning, I presume it will be lost on the majority of viewers because of poor execution (lack of necessary connections to the meaning) and will therefore still be a waste of time.

    But we'll see...

  98. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by Maggot75 · · Score: 1

    What? Do you mean you'll not be listening and writing everything down to have your own dictated copy of the linux source? I know I will be. Imagine, running linux off something you typed in from the radio.

  99. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by cjpez · · Score: 2
    You totally missed the point.
    Again, I disagree. I can say a score of music. "B-flat quarter note followed by..." I can say a bunch of machine language. "three-eff. e-five. nine-eight." I can say the source code from a program. I can read off a bunch of calculus equations. Simply doing so does not magically turn the underlying medium into "speech." All you're doing is proving that you can use speech to describe things that are not.

    Now, I'm not saying that source code is or isn't speech, but simply reading a bunch of it off on some ridiculous webcast isn't proof one way or another, and anyone who uses a webcast like this in any court of law as evidence one way or another is going to get laughed out of the room.

    I'm also not saying that the webcast is a completely stupid idea. Like I said in another post, there's a certain geeky flair to it that makes the whole thing sort of fun. But if the people putting it together think they're going to prove that code is speech by doing so, they're delusional.

  100. SCTV by SparkyMartin · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of a skit from the old SCTV series where they had an advertisement where you could buy the audio tapes of some famous English Skakespearean actor, Sir Lawrene Oliver I think it was, reading the names from the white pages in the phone book. The guy was up stage in front of a podeum saying rather empatically "Adams, Bill C....Adams, Brenda....Adams, Charlie" and so on.

    Anyone else remember this?

  101. In other news today... by Do+not+eat · · Score: 1

    ...the PI channel, a channel dedicated to dictating the sequencial numbers of pi, went off the air today. Apparently, their Neilson ratings dropped to zero five seconds after they went on the air. No later had the digits "1415926" been read before the plug was pulled.

    "I don't understand," says Ira Tional, promotional manager of the PI channel. "I thought everyone loved pi, and they could now get it 24-7!" Tional thought that perhaps if they had started the channel with guest stars doing the reading, such as Drew Carey or Britany Spears, the PI channel wouldn't have come to such an abbrupt halt. "But for some reason, they told me I was being too irrational."

  102. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nutcracker, that's ballet, and we get to look at the girls!

  103. Makes Linux zealots look silly? by DJDaveET · · Score: 1

    I read this, and after the moment of 'wow, that's cool that it's technically possible', the question of 'why' came up.

    And I have to ask... doesn't think make those who are particularly passionate about Linux just look stupid to those outside of the community? Quite honestly, this seems like a silly project and a silly idea, and I can't quite understand why anyone would be attracted to it -- or what the project hopes to accomplish.

    Beyond that, doesn't it add credence to those who think that the Linux community is filled with those out of touch with reality/business needs?

    I'm hoping I'm missing some of the point, but I'm afraid I'm not.

    Dave

  104. Yoko Ono by istartedi · · Score: 2

    The only thing this piece needs is Yoko Ono rhythmicly chanting "number nine, number nine, number nine..." in the background. IIRC, it was John Lennon who did it originally, but he's gone so Yoko seems like the ideal stand-in for this. Bonus points if Yoko will do it live for a full 24 hours at least one day; as opposed to simply sampling an endless loop of chants.

    --
    For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
  105. all done before...with much better OS ;-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    years and years ago i PIPE:'d my Amigas s:startup-sequence through the AmigaOS Speech
    synthesiser ....which came as standard on OS 1.3

    this is nothing new, please move along...or
    maybe i'm a ground breaking artist and didnt
    realise?

    Something are best read than listened too.

    can you DIFF the stream in realtime? :-)

  106. Re: Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts by alfaiomega · · Score: 2

    Am I the only person that thinks this is a massively stupid waste of time?

    Yes, it's waste of time. Unlike participating in Slashdot discussions about topics, in which you have no interest at all, and posting questions like the above. Now, that's what I call a productive use of your time. Now, will you excuse me, while I'll be stupidly wasting my time playing Go. Fortunately, I haven't wasted all of my time today, since I answered to your comment.

    OK, I've said it. Good bye, my precious karma.

    Have a nice Xmas.

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    root@aio:~# nmap -sX -iR -p1- # Ho, ho, ho! Merry Xmas, everyone!

  107. What practical use does a nutcracker suite have?! by alfaiomega · · Score: 2

    If everything had to be practical, this'd be one hell of a dull world. I mean, what practical use does a performance of The Nutcracker Suite (for instance) have?

    What practical use does a nutcracker suite have?! Well, duh, cracking nuts maybe?

    (Sorry, I couldn't resist! I am a great fan of Tchaikovsky's music, by the way. I'm listening to the Waltz from Swan Lake right now.)

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    root@aio:~# nmap -sX -iR -p1- # Ho, ho, ho! Merry Xmas, everyone!

  108. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 1

    The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on
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    the non-hitchhiker will then happily lend the hitchhiker any of these or
    a dozen other items that he may have "lost". After all, any man who can
    hitch the length and breadth of the Galaxy, struggle against terrible odds,
    win through and still know where his towel is, is clearly a man to be
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