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US Military Uses Spam, Internet Explorer

chundo writes "CNN reports that the United States government has been secretly encouraging the defection of senior Iraqi officials via email. Iraq is responding by shutting down some of their internet gateways to prevent these emails from getting through, forcing the US to find alternate means to deliver the message. Maybe they should have enlisted this guy - emails from him keep showing up in my inbox no matter what I do." This story about the growing military network bandwidth crunch shows the U.S. military trying hard to get every soldier online, all the time.

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  1. What are we promising them? by dachang · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not 72 virgins I hope.

    1. Re:What are we promising them? by neurostar · · Score: 2

      Not 72 virgins I hope.

      I should hope not! I would be up in arms, if they (the 'enemy') were being offered virgins! Especially since my school is only 1/3 girls.

      :D

      neurostar
    2. Re:What are we promising them? by mstyne · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're obviously not using them, so I don't see where the problem is.

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    3. Re:What are we promising them? by neurostar · · Score: 2

      You're obviously not using them, so I don't see where the problem is.

      At my school: "Girls are like parking spots. The good ones are already taken, and the rest are handicapped."

      Unfortunately, it's beyond my control. :D

      neurostar
    4. Re:What are we promising them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      To pick up your 72 virgins, go to the following address:
      National Organization for Women
      733 15th St NW, 2nd floor
      Washington, D.C. 20005
    5. Re:What are we promising them? by neurostar · · Score: 2

      Yikes! That's a bummer. : (

      Yeah, it is. But it's all good now. I have a girlfriend back home. She's awesome!

      neurostar
  2. Re:Wtf ? by helix400 · · Score: 2
    How does this related to Internet Explorer ? Its as if they use the internet...to explore Iraqi email addresses....

    I'm with you, I don't have a clue what Internet Explorer has to do with this story.

  3. Islamic Spam by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 5, Funny
    RE: Get your virgins BEFORE you die!

    RE: Pictures of Alah! Download now!

    RE: Make money selling burkas from your home.

    RE: Gain weight now!

    ...I'm gonna burn Karma for this one for SURE.

    1. Re:Islamic Spam by saskboy · · Score: 2

      You aren't being very sensitive. Pictures of Allah are forbiden because he is too holy.

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    2. Re:Islamic Spam by Guppy06 · · Score: 3, Informative

      "RE: Pictures of Alah! Download now!"

      Actually, that one will get you in trouble. You're not supposed to have pictures of holy people/things/etc. For example, nobody is quite sure what Mohammed looked like because the artists of the time weren't allowed to paint his face.

    3. Re:Islamic Spam by katre · · Score: 3, Insightful

      For example, nobody is quite sure what Mohammed looked like because the artists of the time weren't allowed to paint his face.

      Yeah, and Christians today have a wonderful idea of what Christ looked like. Let's see... he was Jewish, lived in the middle east, in the desert... he must have been tall, blond, blue-eyed, and white!

    4. Re:Islamic Spam by g4dget · · Score: 3, Interesting
      While Christ is usually portrayed as a bit less Middle Eastern than one might historically expect, he is usually shown with dark hair and eyes in churches and paintings. And I don't see why portraying him as tall is a problem, or are you saying that everybody in the Middle East is short?

      Of course, there is the perhaps more basic question of whether there is anything to portray at all or whether Christ is just a myth. And if you do believe the entire story, then the issue becomes: given his father, Christ might have had looked like anything, or even appeared differently to different people.

    5. Re:Islamic Spam by susano_otter · · Score: 2
      ...you think this idiotic and wrong stereotype will help that situtation?

      What, the idiotic stereotype of spammers? There's nothing stereotypically Muslim in the post at all!

      Observe:
      Are Muslims promised virgins in the afterlife? Yes.
      Do Muslims worship Allah? Yes.
      Do Muslims advocate the use of burkas? Yes.
      Are Muslims typically underweight? Actually, I don't know. But it can't be much of a stereotype if it's not widely known, can it? Maybe it's just a misconception.

      Now, the post is still offensive for other reasons, but you were probably too busy stereotyping Slashdotters as "arrogant" to notice :)

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    6. Re:Islamic Spam by agurkan · · Score: 2

      I am sorry maybe I used the wrong word. Let me tell you about an incident: US is asking Turkey to open its land and bases and stuff for an operation in Iraq. And they are openly saying we will pay for any expenses, just tell us if you want loan or payment. Now, some innocent people will undoubtly get killed in this war, what is the price of life of an innocent person? How do you pay that. My impression is that it means nothing to the US government, since those people are not Americans. OK maybe this is not arrogance, what would you call it?
      I am not judging the whole nation by a few idiots. e.g. I certainly appreciate the Americans that go to Iraq to become a human shield. But there is something that can be called `American arrogance' there is a definite disrespect for human life if that human is not American, among your society. Think of the people American government holding in Cuba right now. Could they do this to American citizens? What is the difference? American citizens deserve rightful trial but others don't? Again, I ask you, what would you call it?

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    7. Re:Islamic Spam by stevey · · Score: 4, Funny
      See, we americans hate seeing people get picked on. We put the bullies in their places.

      Yeah. The Whitehouse.

    8. Re:Islamic Spam by Leto2 · · Score: 2

      By the way, I doubt _anybody_ would hit 5' (~1.53m) two thousand years ago...

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    9. Re:Islamic Spam by jafiwam · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you are sort of miss-placing the blame for that hypothetical innocent loss of life in the upcomming war. (Obviously there will be some non-combatant deaths, there always are.) Yes it will be tragic when they do die. But you confuse executing a war with resolve and not caring about the few that die that dont need to.

      Entertain for a few minutes, the possability that maybe that Saddam and his cronies actually have the power to stop the lost innocent lives if maybe they do as the UN asks. Or mabye if he was not attempting to get nuclear weapons, or maybe had he not used mustard gas on his own populace...

      Think for a little while that though the USA has had bad moments of unleashing destruction against civilians (Japanese and German) that maybe this time the intent is to not do so?

      How about the fact that the USA is pushing the high technology smart and precision weapons, spending billions and billions dollars on them, weapons that allow strategic and tactical goals of war to go on with less loss of civilian life?

      The USA could bomb the whole place flat with regular, nuclear or thermobaric bombs, twice or three times without the new techonogy. Yet that has not been done.

      And, whatever you do, please do not forget the Muslem extremists specfic and intended goal is to destroy civilians, women, children and soldiers simply for what they are and where they are born, what their religion is an the fact they dont beat their daughters for going outside without full robes.

      Yes, civilians will die. The most saintly person in Iraq could be killed by a cranked up air force pilot dropping bombs in the wrong place. But the air force, army, and whatever the Brits send are there because the alternative will be worse.

      Blame the USA for a few dead civilians if you want. We'll still keep coming to rescue your pussy European ass anyway.

    10. Re:Islamic Spam by freeweed · · Score: 2

      Man, get out of the house sometime.

      Intolerance knows no boundaries, and while the United States is far from perfect, it's a hell of a lot more tolerant than 90% of the countries on the planet.

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    11. Re:Islamic Spam by aminorex · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While Christ is generally portrayed with nordic
      features in nordic cultures, he is also generally
      portrayed with asian features in asian cultures,
      and african features in african cultures as well,
      quite appropriately to the universality of his
      role. After all, the entire point of incarnation
      is identification with individual humans. Any
      barrier to identification is profoundly counter-
      productive to his purpose.

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    12. Re:Islamic Spam by giel · · Score: 2

      Americans typically do suffer from overweight. And that's a fact. A well known fact.

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    13. Re:Islamic Spam by RadioTV · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree with most of your post, with the exception of condemning the United States for killing civilians in Germany and Japan. That is the way it was done during WWII - it's not like we made the rules. Look at how Germany bombed London (and Paris and Stalingrad and ... and ... and ...). As far as Japan - look at what they did in China and the Philippines.

      I don't like the fact that we dropped atomic bombs on Japan, but I do believe it was the correct decision in a horrible situation. Our other option was to try to take Japan with a beach landing. I think that we would have won that battle (especially since Germany had surrendered - we could have moved out troops from Europe to Japan). But that would still have meant that millions of Japanese would have died along with several thousand Americans.

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    14. Re:Islamic Spam by mpe · · Score: 2

      I'm not a Muslim, but I think that the real reason for this is that Islam forbids idol worship.

      This is also why Mosques are decorated with calligraphy and geometric shapes.

      It is against the religion to have pictures or idols of Allah (maybe there are exceptions that I'm missing).

      "Allah" means "God", you could hardly make a picture of God even if you wanted to.

    15. Re:Islamic Spam by sharkey · · Score: 2
      nobody is quite sure what Mohammed looked like because the artists of the time weren't allowed to paint his face.

      Yeah, right. Here's a picture.

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    16. Re:Islamic Spam by antirename · · Score: 4, Insightful

      War? That's what I'd call it. Typical, unfriendly, kill you before you kill me war. IIRC there are a few american citizens in Guantanamo as well. They are there because they seem to be terrorist shitheads, or were supporting said shitheads. They are enemy combatants, even if they are citizens. And, while I am not prejudiced against all muslims and know that there are terrorist of all religions, the muslim variety is causing the most trouble at this point. Terrorism is a violent occupation, and no one should be surprised or offended when a Predator launches a Hellfire up their ass. Shit happens. The terrorists and countries that support them seem to be breeding their own brand of crackers and kiddies as well (gforce pakistan for example). Whether or not they are supported by the pakistani government is debatable, but they are certainly tolerated. Jpost.com gets DOS attacks all the time as well. Are these script kiddies with an Islamic slant to justify their activities terrorists? Not exactly, in my opinion. Are they supportive of terrorists? They certainly would seem to be. And I can understand why Bush would classify such people as terrorists, even if I wouldn't. Of course, rumor has it that the US government DOSed alldas.de to prevent people from seeing those embarrasing .mil defacements. War and terrorism are about killing, death, dismemberment, and all kinds of horrible things. Is either justified? Sometimes neither, sometimes both. The world isn't black and white, there will always be wars, civilians will get killed, and that's that. All you can do is try to let your government know that you think that they should be certain that it's necessary before they start a war. War (especially with WMD out there) is a hell of a lot worse than a DOS attack, but harder to prevent.

    17. Re:Islamic Spam by antirename · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nukes aren't quite as bad in small quantities as people would have you think. Hiroshima today is hardly a dead zone, and modern airbursts aren't as messy as they used to be. Shit, firebombing Tokyo caused a lot more death and damage than both nukes used on Japan put together. They ARE the ultimate terrorist weapon, though. Some religious fanatic, sooner or later, will get their hands on one and set it off trying to trigger Armageddon or whatever. The technology is there, and sooner or later it will get used. Mutually assured destruction is still around, and will be as long as there are enough bombs and delivery systems available, but I don't see that happening. I think it's a lot more likely that we'll see nukes used in a regional conflict, with a lot of casualties, but no global exchange.

    18. Re:Islamic Spam by susano_otter · · Score: 2

      Since I'm in a contrary mood today, I'll point out that "a well-known fact" and "a widely-publicized-by-the-media fact" are two different things. Assuming "if American, then fat" is a stereotype. Assuming "if Muslim, then believes in Allah" isn't.

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    19. Re:Islamic Spam by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 2

      "While Christ is generally portrayed with nordic"
      "features in nordic cultures, he is also generally"
      "portrayed with asian features in asian cultures,"
      "and african features in african cultures as well,"
      "quite appropriately to the universality of his"

      Man, I am going to come over there and smash your Enter key with a hammer if you don't let the lines wrap. I swear to God. (See? It's on-topic!)

  4. Spam sample by Devil's+BSD · · Score: 4, Funny
    Fm: gwbush@us.mil
    To: saddam@iraq.com
    Subj: Hot Iraqi Women in your Email!

    You have credit problms? Is you penis to small? Well you hav win $1,000,00 million dollars! Click here to claim you prize mony and send a nuke your way.

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  5. With all that spam.... by AltImage · · Score: 5, Funny

    So with all the spam, now the Iraqui leaders get a chance to help all those Nigerians get money out of the country. I bet they also have 12 inch penises, have overcome hairloss, and have lost 10 pounds just this past week. What are we trying to do...create a race of wealthy, well hung, rich guys to fight against?

    1. Re:With all that spam.... by goldspider · · Score: 2, Informative

      LOL!! Why do I never have mod points when I need them?

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    2. Re:With all that spam.... by darien · · Score: 2

      Well, we could try to slashdot their (I believe official) webserver by all going here every so often...

  6. important message for IRAQ SCIENTIST by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 2, Funny

    want to add 3-5 cm to your penis length? defect now to obtain the super male enhancing pills

    I have inherited 5milion dollars and we can split it, all is needed is the transfer fee and for you to defect... profit!

  7. Re:Wtf ? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I'm with you, I don't have a clue what Internet Explorer has to do with this story.

    Nothing, as far as I can see. Doesn't really have anything to do with spam, either, in any meaningful sense, unless "spam" now means any large-scale use of email. The CNN article says
    U.S. military and other U.S. government agencies have begun a surreptitious e-mail campaign inside Iraq, CNN has learned, in an effort to get some Iraqis to defy President Saddam Hussein. [...] Thousands of e-mail messages have been sent out since Thursday, a military source told CNN. [...] The message includes instructions to the e-mail recipients to contact the United Nations in Iraq if they want to defect. [...] The U.S. military and intelligence officials were apparently hoping that the Iraqis do not realize where the e-mails are coming from.
    If you ask me, this is a great idea.
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  8. Re:Wtf ? by silvaran · · Score: 3, Informative

    "All you need is Internet Explorer," says Doug Barton, the director of technology for Lockheed Martin Mission Systems, based in Gaithersburg, Md.

    The "bandwidth crunch link".

  9. Investor Insites: Hot opportunity. by trotski · · Score: 2

    You should be watching the United States (Symbol USA). Now is a HOT TIME to defect. Don't let this oportunity pass you by, defect today!

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  10. Is the US government stupid? by saskboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't know about your email servers, but don't you go under the assumption that your email is being read by your ISP, or your boss?

    How does the US expect their defectors to reply to the offers? They can't very well send them by email for fear of being nabbed. Maybe they tell them to draw a big 'V' in the ground so the spy satellites can see that they want to vacate Iraq?

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    1. Re:Is the US government stupid? by otis+wildflower · · Score: 3, Interesting

      3 words: public key encryption.

      Any scientist smart enough that we want him would know how to take an American public key, use it to encrypt details of a defection back to the states, and shit just hand-write the ASCII armor of it and fax it back..

    2. Re:Is the US government stupid? by goldspider · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's easy, all they have to do is click on the "Please remove my name from your mailing list" link!

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    3. Re:Is the US government stupid? by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They're not asking for an action, they're asking an inaction. They're warning them that if they use WMD, and get caught, the US is gonna send them to an early meeting with their 72 virgins. If they wanna have any status in the post-Saddam Iraq, they should ignore Saddam's orders.

    4. Re:Is the US government stupid? by shyster · · Score: 5, Informative
      Actually they're telling them to report to the UN.

      The message includes instructions to the e-mail recipients to contact the United Nations in Iraq if they want to defect.
    5. Re:Is the US government stupid? by Yokaze · · Score: 5, Insightful

      PKE is not a holy sword, which solves all your problems and hides all the information.

      It only makes the content of the communication unreadable, not the act of communication, which (at least for a police state) is enough information.

      Faxing doesn't hide the communication either. Hint: dialing a 1 as country code could be slightly suspicous.

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    6. Re:Is the US government stupid? by nomadic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      PGP encryption has a security hole that prevents that from being useful. They can be dragged out of bed in the middle of the night and forced at gunpoint to reveal exactly what they were hiding.

      Unfortunately, there are no patches for that.

    7. Re:Is the US government stupid? by reallocate · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'd guess it is a safe bet that all communications of Iraqi officers of that level is monitored by the Iraqi government. The act of replying to email from a known U.S. address -- regardless of the subject matter -- would likely bring retribution.

      In any case, this is an attempt at pyschological warfare: Stay on the sidelines in a war or you will be captured and tried as a war criminal.

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    8. Re:Is the US government stupid? by jesdynf · · Score: 2, Informative

      One word.

      Rubberhose.

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    9. Re:Is the US government stupid? by waytoomuchcoffee · · Score: 2

      I don't know about your email servers, but don't you go under the assumption that your email is being read by your ISP, or your boss?

      Well, for my business email, sure. Doesn't everyone put in compliments about their boss (and especially their IT staff) in their business email every once in a while? ;-)

      Otherwise, I use Hushmail for personal use, and I KNOW my IT department hasn't gotten it together enough to employ key loggers. Yeah, I know Hush isn't completely safe, but nothing will stop key loggers if you are trying to log in on a computer you don't know is secure...

    10. Re:Is the US government stupid? by saskboy · · Score: 2

      Your grousing is another fine /. tradition. My grousing about your grousing, yet another.

      "The message includes instructions to the e-mail recipients to contact the United Nations in Iraq if they want to defect."

      OK evilempireinc, what method of contact did the email's recommend? Telephone, winking, email, fax, letter bomb?

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    11. Re:Is the US government stupid? by Kashif+Shaikh · · Score: 2

      "Please remove my name from your mailing list"

      Yes, and this supposedly takes "5 to 7 business days", when all they really have to update is a database table. /conspiracy hat on/
      But what I really think happens when you click the link is "ah ha! this email really is valid and not a fluke!!". THe next thing it does execute the "EnterUserIntoValidEmailList()" procedure.

      Now you know you're fucked.

    12. Re:Is the US government stupid? by Zemran · · Score: 5, Interesting

      A good book for you to read is "Operation Splinter Factor" which is a true account of the early days of the cold war. The SIS used to send coded messages (content did not matter) to people that we wanted dead and the Russians would kill them for us. There was no need for there to be any understanding of what the message meant as the existance of the message was enough to get the recipient killed.

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  11. Army Spam - I can see it now... by jdreed1024 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mr. IRAQI PERSON,

    You MAY be SURPRISED to receive this, but THE OFFICE GIRL said that you were a most TRUSTWORTHY PERSON. I beg you Forgive me for contacting you without prior contacting your office, but I am looking for a WORTHY business PARTNER to donate the sum of USD 124.5 million dollars. I am the son of the FORMER president of the U.S.A GEORGE BUSH who initiated a MILITARY CAMPAIGN in 1991. During this campaign, we discovered HUNDREDS of MILLIONS of DOLLARS stolen from THE REBELS. OUR economy is IN TROUBLE and we MUST get this MONEY overseas before the people DISCOVER it. We will gladly be willing to pay you the SUM of 26 MILLION DOLLARS for ASSISTING US. I pray to GOD that you will HELP US get this MONEY out of the country. ALL we need FROM you is your PASSPORT and SIGNATURE which you can fax to me or my colleauges to initiate the transfer of the MILLIONS of dollars. I remain your most humble SERVANT, and PRAY that you will be OUR SAVIOR.

    SINCERELY,

    MR. PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH

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    1. Re:Army Spam - I can see it now... by evilviper · · Score: 5, Troll

      The funny thing is: that's how GW really sounds...

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    2. Re:Army Spam - I can see it now... by jdreed1024 · · Score: 2
      We know that you are "Dubya" posting under a psuedonym..

      And I'd have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids^H^H^H^Hgeeks.

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  12. I doubt it by The+Bungi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Iraq has no diplomatic relations with Nigeria.

  13. Always Online by RobertTaylor · · Score: 3, Funny

    "shows the U.S. military trying hard to get every soldier online, all the time."

    Do they really need to be playing CounterStrike in the gulf *war*?

    1. Re:Always Online by Erik+Hollensbe · · Score: 2

      direct: my awp will 0wnzor you, d00d.

      intelligent: j00 run in and since FF=OFF, stand in front of me and I'll awp thru j00.

      coherent: j00 run down, and 3y3 will run up, that way we can meet in the middle.

    2. Re:Always Online by Sentry21 · · Score: 2

      Actually, the military isn't playing Counterstrike, what they're doing is far more.. shall we say, productive?

      I was looking through my website logs the other night, and found that I had a few hundred hits from .mil, so I decided to check them out...

      The logfile of the accesses is online, and the most common entry point from the military to my site is via a Google search, which leads them to part of my images gallery. Not that I can blame them, but they never seem to stay. Go figure.

      --Dan

  14. Bandwidth crunch in the Marine Corps by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Try sharing 256K over an encrypted up and down link through microwave radios to satellite throughout your 100+ user network. Don't forget the Marine Corps only uses NT 4.0 servers and Internet Explorer. Then watch some idiots who claim they NEED their LAN drops install AIM and Kazaa and forward a money making scheme from "Bill Gates" to your whole network and kick your Exchange server's ass in the process.
    Then fantasize about your Linux boxes at home as you try to salvage some idiot officer's "important files" from his Outlook virus infested brand new Dell laptop that he didn't deserve and no one loaded Norton on since he took it home every night and "was too busy" to let some enlisted IT guy fix w/ our standard program load.
    Can you tell I'm not looking forward to deploying?

    1. Re:Bandwidth crunch in the Marine Corps by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 2

      Screw retinal scans, rectal scans all the way! No more looking into a silly camera, just pray you're the first one at the office today and shove a probe up your ass for a tremendously painful rectal scan which lasts five minutes! I'm not even going to mention other body orrifices...

    2. Re:Bandwidth crunch in the Marine Corps by mikeee · · Score: 5, Funny

      Am I the only one who finds it vaguely disturbing to suddenly consider that there is a large number of people who are both sysadmins and Marines?

      BOFH, indeed.

  15. "all is fair in love and war" by Khopesh · · Score: 3, Interesting

    rather near the border of cuba, america has radio brodcasts of pro-america (capitalism, democracy, etc) and anti-castro (cuba, communist, socialist, etc) propoganda including all sorts of subversive songs and talk, all illegal to broadcast in cuba. the stations are rather popular, too.

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    1. Re:"all is fair in love and war" by agurkan · · Score: 2
      I just would like to quote from a classic, "Les Miserables" by Victor Hugo:
      One day he heard a criminal case, which was in preparation and on the point of trial, discussed in a drawing-room. A wretched man, being at the end of his resources, had coined counterfeit money, out of love for a woman, and for the child which he had had by her. Counterfeiting was still punishable with death at that epoch. The woman had been arrested in the act of passing the first false piece made by the man. She was held, but there were no proofs except against her. She alone could accuse her lover, and destroy him by her confession. She denied; they insisted. She persisted in her denial. Thereupon an idea occurred to the attorney for the crown. He invented an infidelity on the part of the lover, and succeeded, by means of fragments of letters cunningly presented, in persuading the unfortunate woman that she had a rival, and that the man was deceiving her. Thereupon, exasperated by jealousy, she denounced her lover, confessed all, proved all.
      The man was ruined. He was shortly to be tried at Aix with his accomplice. They were relating the matter, and each one was expressing enthusiasm over the cleverness of the magistrate. By bringing jealousy into play, he had caused the truth to burst forth in wrath, he had educed the justice of revenge. The Bishop listened to all this in silence. When they had finished, he inquired,--
      "Where are this man and woman to be tried?"
      "At the Court of Assizes."
      He went on, "And where will the advocate of the crown be tried?"
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    2. Re:"all is fair in love and war" by Ninja+Master+Gara · · Score: 2

      iirc, the station is rather popular because of the music, which is modern american tracks.

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  16. No, it's something else. by Scalli0n · · Score: 4, Funny

    What I think really happened was a 12 year old kid hacked the Pentagon computers again and wanted to use all that technology to make some money, BUT at the same time, be patriotic. So what'd he do? Spam. He's getting 5 cents a click on the "Defect to USA" and "Fuck Saddam" pages AND he's dicking with Iraq.

    (FwooshSpinSpinSpinGargle) -- the sound of my karma as I click the Submit button)

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    1. Re:No, it's something else. by AndroidCat · · Score: 2

      Maybe they drafted Al Ralsky?

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  17. Marketing - creating the need by Ratso+Baggins · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Spam is used to market items which are dubious to say the least. I guess GW's personal Jihad against Sudam Husux is looking more and more fickle each second....

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  18. Offtopic to Iraq, but... by ekephart · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I get spam from the military all the time. Ever since they got a list of names in high school I receive emails and snail mail letters encouraging me to "Join the ROTC", "Get Money for College", etc. Now that I'm graduating I get "Become an Officer in the US Military" letters. I guess if marketing is aggressive enough they won't have to bring back the draft.

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    1. Re:Offtopic to Iraq, but... by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 2

      I got the same thing. I don't know how, but in seventh grade i started getting physical mail spam from recruiters. The funny part is that it didnt stop when I enlisted. Even when i was in an officer accession program, my parents were still getting calls from recruiters.

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  19. Growing military network bandwidth crunch by Dougthebug · · Score: 2, Funny

    "This story about the growing military network bandwidth crunch..."

    So slashdoting their servers earlier just might not have been such a good idea...

  20. Seems unlikely by moz25 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So they expect Iraqis to take emails seriously of which they cannot verify the source to take action that could cost the lives of themselves and their families. To my understanding, paranoia is very common in Iraq and it's assumed that everybody spies on everybody. Upon receipt of such an email, the likely assumption would be that it came from the government in an attempt to weed out potential defectors.

    It's a nice idea, but it again shows a poor understanding of the local situation by the West and most likely little consideration for the lives of exactly those insider people willing to oppose the regime.

    Moz.

    1. Re:Seems unlikely by susano_otter · · Score: 2
      Because, of course, you're the only person with the insight to have figured this out. The Army alone has whole Groups dedicated to researching, developing, and implementing exactly these kinds of tactics. Conveniently, the Army also has a reasonably effective aptitude test which they use to guide recruits into roles for which they are inherently well-qualified. Assuming that you're just as qualified to practice psychological warfare as a Psychological Operations Specialist, all that means is that every PsyOp specialist and officer in the Army has also identified the problem you just mentioned.

      Special bonus tip: I served in a PsyOp battalion for six years. I've seen the manuals. This problem is accounted for. It, and hundreds of other problems, are documented, evaluated, and proceduralized as during the initial planning stages of any PsyOp mission.

      Extra special bonus tip: The real goal of missions like this is to decrease morale and undermine the enemy commander's ability to trust his troops. A secondary goal is to increase the probability that an enemy soldier will defect or desert if given a reasonable opportunity. Are these emails intended to be a reasonable opportunity? Probably not. They're simply classic FUD.

      Current military PsyOp doctrine begins with Sun Tzu's premise that victory is best achieved in the mind of the enemy before the fighting even begins. It also proposes that demoralized troops fight less and surrender more. This reduces the death toll on your own army and the enemy army. It also shortens the duration and cost of the conflict. It's a classic tactic, dating back at least as far as Alexander the Great. Sadly, its value is too little understood these days (obviously).

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    2. Re:Seems unlikely by susano_otter · · Score: 2

      Fair enough :)

      However, the fact that both sides are racing to develop the next iteration in the "trace-buster-buster" series doesn't invalidate tracing and trace-busting as tactics.

      I don't know if the U.S. emails really are indistinguishable from Iraqi emails. I don't even know if Saddam is using email tricks of this kind.

      It does, however, seem likely that whatever information you and I have about the Iraqi regime is also available to the military experts whose job it is to know more about it than you or I. Obviously, the military makes stupid mistakes all the time, and citizen oversight is probably more important now than ever. But I maintain my initial position: Given the level of expertise Slashdot has in this area, its analysis is probably less valuable than the military's.

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  21. of course the US military uses spam by Gizzmonic · · Score: 3, Funny

    what the hell else will keep out there in trenches? ask any ww2 vet, and he'll tell ya. spam was a major part of the lend/lease program, so you brits should know about that too.

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  22. Re:Wtf ? by shyster · · Score: 2
    Nothing, as far as I can see. Doesn't really have anything to do with spam, either, in any meaningful sense, unless "spam" now means any large-scale use of email.

    No, but large scale use of unsolicited email + hiding the source = spam to me...though it's not UCE cause it's not commercial...

    The disguised e-mails, being sent to key Iraqi leaders, urge them to give up, to dissent and to defect.
    The U.S. military and intelligence officials were apparently hoping that the Iraqis do not realize where the e-mails are coming from.
  23. Re:Wtf ? by espresso_now · · Score: 2, Insightful

    RTFA!!!!

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  24. Stupid, or hypocritical? by Greedo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But, if the US military is sending public key encryption to Iraqis, doesn't that violate the US Dept of Commerce's commercial encryption export laws?

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  25. Re:Let 'em die by shyster · · Score: 2
    Giving the poster the benefit of the doubt, I think that

    Is this the medium american thought?

    should have been written as "Is this mainstream America's feelings on the subject?" Which I would have to reply as Yes, with the recent Congressional elections and the Republican victories as my chief piece of evidence.

  26. Re:Wtf ? by xombo · · Score: 2, Funny

    "All you need is Internet Explorer," says Doug Barton, the director of technology for Lockheed Martin Mission Systems, based in Gaithersburg, Md.

    I think it is wrong because they are promoting micrsoft software and x86 hardware as if it was the only alternative out there like many places do, ugh.. Linux R0x0rZ, now give me Karma!

  27. Re:Let 'em die by Rolo+Tomasi · · Score: 4, Interesting
    We didn't even finish killing all of Hussein's Republican Guard troops because Bush called the war off after pictures of how terribly we eliminated the Iraqis showed up on TV.

    Err ... no. Bush I. chose to retreat from Iraq to have a justification for U.S. troops to remain stationed all over the Middle East. They went there during the Gulf war and never left. As for the press, it was heavily (and voluntarily) censored during that time, virtually all the footage was Army-approved, and in fact provided by the Army.

    Anyway, it was expected that Saddam would comply with U.S. interests after his defeat, without having to occupy Iraq and thus remove the need for U.S. 'protection' in the area. After this had proven wrong, the sanctions were put in place. Saddam remained defiant, and that's why the U.S. is heading there again.

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  28. Re:spam kills airforce pilots by shyster · · Score: 5, Funny
    Oh yeah, I'm sure they're just up there typing up emails to Central Command.

    To: centralcommand@us.mil
    From: WhiskeyBravo49@iraq.us.mil
    Subject: Request Instructions
    Priority: High^H^H^H^HCritic^H^H^H^H^HANSWER ME NOW DAMNIT!

    We're being shot at. Please advise. Thanks.

    Lt. James Parker, USAF
    555-555-5555 x555 (M-F 8a-5pm)

    Of course, Central Command probably just has an autoreply set up.

    Thank you for contacting Central Command. We are experiencing a higher than normal email volume due to the war in Iraq. Please be patient while we get to your email in the order that it was received. Your comments and questions are important to use, and thank you for risking your life for the USA.

  29. us.mil? by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    *.mil is American. Anyway, the prez's email address is president@whitehouse.gov.

    Finaly, Iraq's internet sites would be in *.iq, not iraq.com

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    1. Re:us.mil? by harmonica · · Score: 2

      .iq is the country domain for Iraq. See the official list.

      The Spiegel Almanach entry for Iraq has Al-Jumhuriya al-Iraqiya as the country's offical name (in Arab, I guess). So .iq seems to be a good choice.

    2. Re:us.mil? by Eil · · Score: 2


      *.mil is American.

      Umm, yeah? So?

      Anyway, the prez's email address is president@whitehouse.gov

      No, that's the email address that the general populace can send email to if they have a comment that they'd like the president to hear about. If he does have an actual email address, it's probably considered classified information and he probably has staff operating the actual account for him. Most likely of all, however, is that the president doesn't even have an email address (you'd have to bring your comment to the staff of one of his cabinet members).

  30. Uh by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    They're called telephones.

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  31. Re:Wtf ? by uncoveror · · Score: 2

    If the US Military is suffering from a bandwidth crunch, how does the Whitehouse expect the Total Information Awareness network to actually function? Do they still think computers are magic boxes that can do anything?

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  32. Re:Let 'em die by kryonD · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I do not know your education level, but I would guess you are either young, or have not gone beyond basic primary education. You will eventually learn not to beleive everything you see.

    #1 The media does not have access to Allied intelligence. Without access to the solid information that Iraq is a problem, they will publish many stories that are questioning the US position on Iraq simply because it's the only thing they have that is interresting to read.

    #2 I live in Japan and my friends here as well as some friends I have in China would all disagree with you. Granted, they all have at least college degrees and have spent enough time studying governement and political science to realize that the situation in Iraq is more than just a personal problem with GW Bush....Iraq's actions have negatively affected the whole region and pose a real threat to the stability of trade in the region. This eventually effects us all as it could provide a chain reaction of rising inflation should those trade routes be disrupted. Inflation that outpaces income growth will widen the gap between the "haves" and the "have nots" which could potentially unbalance countries with existing unrest.

    It's all about being a responsible citizen of the planet. Iraq has taken the attitude that it should be free to do whatever it wants. Unfortunately, personal freedom can only go so far before it begins to conflict with the freedoms of others. The UN is involved in this for a reason. And lacking all the info myself, I will trust that these educated men and women who represent their countries in the UN have expressed an interrest because they have credible evidence that the problem is real.

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  33. Oh just great by AndroidCat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now Iraq is going to strike back with suicide email bombers.

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  34. Re:Bandwidth crunch in the Marine Corps-Dark Fiber by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 2

    OK, can you point me to some of that "dark fiber" in Kuwait or anywhere the military deploys?
    We're talking about tactical networks here, set up out in the field running off of diesel generators and using satellite uplink.

  35. Re:Let 'em die by helix400 · · Score: 2
    George Hitler Bush... He want's drop tons of bombs in any country that it call anti-american.

    Did you think that up all by yourself? Or did your uneducated friends help you out?

    Bush has repeatedly said he would not attack North Korea. Bush has no intentions of bombing Iran. Bush said a war with Iraq is to get rid of Saddam's regime, not to bomb the Iraqi people.

    You can hate Bush and disagree on a war with Iraq all you want. But next time, read the news. Your ignorant reasons for spreading anti-Americanism doesn't do the world any good.

  36. Re:Wtf ? by vtechpilot · · Score: 2, Informative

    I would guess that the reason you need Internet Explorer is that the system uses ActiveX controls. ActiveX controls can be wedged into a webpage and they can be programed to do lots of good stuff like open secure sockets to remote hosts and display encrypted information and other goodness. Where Internet Explorer comes in is that it is a vehicle to deliver the ActiveX control to the user. The only trouble I see it that a careless user could easily forget to delete the control off the system and leave it behind on an unfriendly machine for Soviet spys to find and exploit.

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  37. Hmmm..... by rjch · · Score: 3, Funny

    I personally would love to see this guy's response to a message from the US government.
    (Someone has waaaaay too much time on their hands)

  38. Entire US arsenal available via the internet?!?! by aclarke · · Score: 3, Insightful
    From the article:
    Thanks to a system upgrade by defense contractor Lockheed Martin (LMT ), flyboys (and girls) could hop onto a special Air Force network from any PC equipped with a Web browser and special military encryption and authentication software. Once on this network, they could call for air strikes, direct reconaissance planes, or plot the movements of the most powerful flying force on Earth -- all from their laptop in a café (or, more likely, at a secured facility). "All you need is Internet Explorer," says Doug Barton, the director of technology for Lockheed Martin Mission Systems, based in Gaithersburg, Md.
    Man, that is really REALLY REALLY scary. Either that or it's just a massive honeypot for catching would-be "cyberterrorists" (oh how I hate that word). Seriously, for an organization who can't even protect their web servers, how the )(&#@)(% do they expect to secure the entire US military? ORDER MILITARY STRIKES OVER THE INTERNET? Geez...
  39. Maybe your servers but not mine by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 2

    There are still NT workstations everywhere. Especially SPRNET computers.
    MY servers are NT. We have not received any more Win2K licenses so we install what we have which is mainly NT. The situation is improving as all of the new computers shipped to us have Win2K on them.
    What you see at where you work and what actually goes on in the Fleet Marine Corps are two different animals apparently.

  40. ah MSIE is rated as unsecure by Garner and Foreste by linuxislandsucks · · Score: 2, Funny

    since some major research companeis are rating MSIE as unsecure why is the US military using this broswer to depend on its soldiers in launching military strike missions?

    Imagine this:

    Hacker in Iraq reads acccess hacking information breeding grounds like l)pht.cm, 2600.com and etc than uses flasw in MSIE to prevent a timed US military strike on Iraq..

    Scary isn't it?

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  41. Where does Iraq get its Internet connection from? by Ryu2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I assume that the hardware/software necessary would fall under UN sanctions, which I assume have been in effect since the end of the first
    Persian Gulf War. This is pretty curious to me... where does Iraq hook up to the net -- what countries does it peer up with? What's their total bandwidth?

    Can private citizens even get on the Internet at all there?

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  42. Seeding doubt into the enemy is very old by Goonie · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Whilst the technology changes, using propaganda to sap the enemy's will to fight is as old as warfare itself. A famous (though largely unsuccessful, apparently) attempt at such was Tokyo Rose, one of many female broadcasters on radio Tokyo during World War II who mixed American music with propaganda.

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  43. Re:Wtf ? by mstyne · · Score: 3, Funny

    They watch a lot of "Nick at Nite".

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  44. YES! (was: Re:Is the US government stupid?) by Fefe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh come on, there are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. The USA has had a massive surveillance operation running for years, they have spy sattelites and planes, and they bugged the phone lines, and they gave their info to the UN inspectors, and the inspectors conducted 250 unannounced surprise raids on those places and still found nothing!

    How much more proof do you need that Iraq does not have weapons of mass destruction?

    Spamming them may be a good plan to waste enough of their time to delay their progress, but it sure isn't stopping them from using the ones they have now -- because they don't have any!

    By the way: read this poll result in Portugal; more than 70% of the population think that the USA is the biggest threat to world peace today. 3% say it's Iraq, 1% say it's China. 12% say it's Israel.

    All this warmongering will only make things worse. First of all, it gave North Korea a legitimate excuse to leave the nuclear proliferation treaty. After all, Bush said he will to preventive strikes against his enemies, and he said North Korea is part of the Axis of Evil, so he actually gave North Korea the only good excuse to build more weapons.

    Bush should focus on rebuilding the economy he ruined so thoroughly, not on bombing Iraq and alienating Europe. Do you have any idea how frightened the South Koreans must be now, and all of that just because of a few dumb remarks from Mr. Bush?

  45. Re:Uh oh by saskboy · · Score: 2

    You haven't heard of telephone monitoring? My goodness even a mother of a teenager knows about that.

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  46. Re:Axes of Evil??? Where's the Origin? by susano_otter · · Score: 2
    You have confused "axis" (singular) with "axes" (plural).

    A single axis doesn't need an origin, only some points to define it. Conveniently, nations can function as points in this context.

    Also, two axes can be parallel, or even perpendicular but on two discrete and parallel planes. In fact, you can have multiple infinities of axes without ever requiring a single origin!

    Next, please.

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  47. Freedom of the press really is dead. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    CNN learned about the operation Friday afternoon, and was initially asked not to report on it by senior Bush administration officials. Those officials later decided the information could be released.

    Remember, way back in the 70s, this person called Deep Throat that blew the lid off of the Watergate scandal? Whatever happened to hearing information from a reliable source, then actually REPORTING that information without first consulting the government? How about the press being an independant journalistic adventure, instead of some guy pulling stuff off a news wire that's all pre-approved by the government? What about jounalists who actually investigate stories instead spewing back the same BS they heard 10 minutes before? The press here today is no better then that of the so called "restrictive nations" like many Mid East nations, where all news comes from the government approved facilities. If this is how the entire world is going to turn to, then bring on WW3 so we can start rebuilding a better society.

  48. Re:Wtf ? by macdaddy357 · · Score: 2

    If they ditch Internet Exploder, and use Mozilla, the bandwidth crunch will go away, but there's no such thing as military intelligence.

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  49. Not the same thing by dangermouse · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Watergate involved a betrayal of the public trust by an elected official. The press served the people by revealing the full extent and circumstances of that betrayal.

    Here, our country is on the brink of war with another nation. The press served the people by ensuring that they were not releasing information that compromised a military operation. They were free to print what they knew, but chose not to do so of their own volition. There was no oppression here.

    Both situations involve responsible behavior on the part of the press.

  50. American "human shields" are a disgrace by Augusto · · Score: 2

    I certainly appreciate the Americans that go to Iraq to become a human shield

    I don't know why you would appreciate them, it's the ultimate act of stupidity. Not only is it not going to deter the US, but in a way it "legitimizes" the use of civilians as shields in war.

    Or are you going to tell me that the human shields Sadam has used before volunteered for the job?

    It's very irresponsible.

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    1. Re:American "human shields" are a disgrace by antirename · · Score: 2

      Yeah, and those human shields worked out real well the last time. The bunker still got toasted, and the civvie shelter on top did too. The bunker-busting bombs didn't really seem to care. If I were an Iraqi citizen, I'd stay well away from any government-run bomb shelters.

  51. Soldiers Online?! by nathanh · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can just imagine how that will turn out...

    Private: Sarge! We're pinned down by Jerry's on all sides. We're almost out of ammo. We have no medical kits and Private Wilkins is bleeding to death. What do we do!?!

    Sarge: We're pulling out. Private Booths, send an instant message to HQ asking for a chopper liftout.

    Private: Uhhh, I can't do that Sarge. The PDA is jammed up with these messages for enlarging your penis.

    Sarge: Enlarged penis, you say? Must be a new battle technique. Right, men! Everybody flop out your penis and enlarge them. That'll get the Jerry's running scared.

  52. huh! by twitter · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your shell script will give me twenty.

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    1. Re:huh! by Ninja+Master+Gara · · Score: 2

      I don't have mod points, but this is the first slash dot post that made me actually laugh this year, like, physically emit a sound. Nice one :)

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  53. Les Miserables by Khopesh · · Score: 2

    She alone could accuse her lover, and destroy him by her confession. She denied; they insisted. She persisted in her denial. Thereupon an idea occurred to the attorney for the crown. He invented an infidelity on the part of the lover, and succeeded, by means of fragments of letters cunningly presented, in persuading the unfortunate woman that she had a rival, and that the man was deceiving her. Thereupon, exasperated by jealousy, she denounced her lover, confessed all, proved all.

    this seems to have nothing to do with either the story nor my original post about propoganda.

    do you think the investigator was morally correct in lying to get the information he wanted?
    it's a fine line and i don't think it is usually justified (like in this case).

    btw, the united states supreme court has ruled that it is okay for cops to lie in questioning; "the ends justify the means."
    oh, and ianal.

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  54. I wish. by twitter · · Score: 2

    When I saw the story, spam and IE, I thought the US was exploiting holes in IE though email. Silly me, the US military is instead trying to use IE to guide bombs, share radars screens and other intelligence. Nice concept they have, to eliminate propriatory interfaces, but they might chose a better platform than MicroSoft. "All you need is Internet Explorer", said some Air Force dude without a clue. I really hope that was an automated product placement advert replacement of "web browser."

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  55. Re:YES! (was: Re:Is the US government stupid?) by Fefe · · Score: 2

    For all we know he might have sold the bio weapons to Afghanistan or some terrorist state. Who cares? He does not have them any more, unless someone proves him guilty. That is by the way the moral standard most western nations adopt for their own citizen. There is no reason to treat nations any different.

    You know how long it would take to find biological weapons in the USA? What would you guess? A day? A week? Do you have an idea just how many biological and chemical weapons the USA have?

    Oh, I can hear you say, "that does not count!" "We are not using them on our own population!" Actually yes, the USA did test their ABC weapons on their own population. And I'm not only talking about the Anthrax letters (although the "it was a madman acting on his own" defense is always easy. Would you buy it if Saddam used it?).

    Would you know whether he sold those bio weapons to the USA? How do you know it hasn't happened? After all, the US government censored the Iraqi weapons papers from 12000 pages to a measly 3500 pages (and now Bush has the chuzpe to claim there is stuff missing! No shit, Sherlock!?). Why would they do that?

    There are an awful lot of unanswered questions, and currently most of the smoking guns are in the hands of the US government, not the Iraqis. For example, Bush cited a nonexistant study to "prove" that Iraq is building an A bomb, the fabricated "5 terrorists" that were trying to invade the US through Canada were another recent case, ... If we just count the number of lies and deceit, it's not Iraq that needs to be bombed, it's Washington, DC.

    Oh, and did you know that Saddam asked Bush Sr. for permission before attacking Kuweit? And that Bush Sr. told him that that he considers that an internal matter of the middle east and would not interfere? No? Why do you think you are well informed enough to have an opinion on the matter, then?

    Yes, those questions are unpleasant. But they have to be asked; preferably before you start the bombing.

  56. er ... by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 2

    So they expect Iraqis to take emails seriously of which they cannot verify the source to take action that could cost the lives of themselves and their families

    Er, these are the people who surrendered to anything that even looked American, including reporters. Let's not overestimate them now ...

  57. Re:YES! (was: Re:Is the US government stupid?) by aminorex · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    It's just a provocation strategy. They're trying
    desperately to get the Baath government to do
    *something* that can be used as a pretext for a
    massive bombing campaign and ground invasion.

    If UNMOVIC were to take interviewees to Cyprus
    and then not return them to Iraq, it would be
    seen for what it is, a U.S. spy agency, and
    Hussein might conceivably (yeah, right -- he's
    not *that* stupid) slow down his cooperation,
    which to this point has been obsequiously
    total, and thereby provide the required pretext.

    All of this is driven by the Zionist/Oil faction
    now in control of U.S. foreign policy: Cheney,
    Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, Perle. I think that they
    are likely to fail in their efforts this time,
    though. If I didn't believe that, I'd be morally
    obligated to send them to their judgement, so I'll
    stick to that view as long as I can.

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  58. Re:Entire US arsenal available via the internet?!? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2
    Seriously, for an organization who can't even protect their web servers, how the )(&#@)(% do they expect to secure the entire US military? ORDER MILITARY STRIKES OVER THE INTERNET?

    "Seriously", read the part of the article you quoted: "flyboys could hop onto a special Air Force network from any PC equipped with a Web browser and special military encryption and authentication software" Not the Internet, but a closed network. The "from a laptop in a cafe" remark was just someone's lame attempt at being clever, as the parenthetical that follows illustrates: "more likely, at a secured facility". The point the Lockheed Martin guy was trying to make is that they're not using some low quality custom software interface (man, did I see a lot of CRAP like that in the Army) communicating via a proprietary network protocol, as was the tendency in the past. Instead, they're using standard web browsers over TCP/IP. Off the shelf technology, but on a closed network.

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  59. Re:YES! (was: Re:Is the US government stupid?) by timster · · Score: 2

    I would say that if the United States was trying to hide them, it would take about 400 years for a team of 10,000 inspectors to find the "smoking gun" type of evidence of biological weapons in the United States. Hell, it'd probably take them at least ten years to find any of the nuclear devices. I bet if they were all moved to Texas, it would take about a year.

    Iraq is 432,000 square kilometers. If they have a square kilometer of WMD research and storage facility (which is a lot), then you have 0.00023% of the country where evidence can be found. If you had lost a contact that was 1 square centimeter, this would be like trying to find it in a space of 43 square meters -- with the wind maybe moving it around.

    Inspectors have flatly not been on the ground long enough to validate your assertion that there is nothing there. The only places they've had time to search so far are the suspicious sites, sites where the activity was previously. They wouldn't have found anything yet unless it had been deliberately placed. I'll believe that there is nothing in Iraq when Hans Blix says there is nothing there, and not before.

    By the way, since you believe what Iraq says about their weapons, do you also believe the inspectors are spies? Because if you do, I'm suspicious of whether you really care what the inspectors say or find (if you don't trust them, after all) and I wonder if you're not just looking for an oppurtunity to make jabs at the US because it's fashionable to do that where you come from.

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  60. Agreed-- what Bush really wants by einhverfr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Here are a number of things that had at first confused me.

    1) Ranking senators in the intelligence committees saying they had not been shown any further evidence that made them conclude that Iraq had WMD.

    2) The Administration's insistance that the group it shares the information with from the UN be *larger* than the current group of inspectors. Larger? WTF? If you want something to be secret you tell as few people as possible. Even the IAEA has mentioned that it would be helpful to them if the US has such informatin that they turn it over to the UN.

    3) Ok, so assuming that the Administration knows that their allegations are false, then what? Why pick on Saddam now? His army is far weaker, though better entrenched, than it was in 1991, and the real threats to US forces would likely be post-Saddam ethnic violence.

    So why Iraq and why now?

    15 of the 9-11 hijackers came from Saudi Arabia, and I believe that the Administration feels that probing too closely into any aspect of the Saudi nation or government fundamentally undermines US capability in the Middle East. First we have the fact that they are THE MAJOR source of foreign oil (not a big deal, we could always get it from Russia, or Iraq...), but the bigger issue is not about oil.

    We are immensely dependent on two nations in the Middle East for basing rights-- Saudi Arabia and Turkey.

    I suspect that the idea is that we can position US bases in a Post Saddam Iraq because, just as we are doing in Afghanistan today, we will continue to create a divisive system which needs some oversight by US troups.

    But I think the focus on Iraq is that a
    "liberated" (occupied) Iraq would make Saudi Arabia dispensible, and that we would no longer have to pull our punches regarding that regime-- expect it to replace Iraq in Bush's Axis of evil.

    In the end, I grudgingly supported operations in Afghanistan because I felt that Al Qaeda was a direct result of US aid to and recruitment for the rebels against the Soviets. But I am deeply concerned that if the US continues to sponsor the various warlords, that the rule of law will not return to Afghanistan, and it will be a place that will end up being the further breeding ground of terrorism. If we turn the middle east into our playground for witch-hunts, we will be encouraging the very thing we claim to be fighting, just as we did in Vietnam.

    I will disagree with you though-- the North Korea situation is complicated--

    1) North Korea we think was probably restarting their nuclear program in 2000, but only admitted to it more recently. On the other hand, the 1994 framework was supposed to give North Korea fully normalized relations with the US and membership in the world bank. These parts were never implimented, so one could argue that we broke it first (what the hawks think in North Korea, I would bet).

    2) The reactor was restarted when we suspended fuel shipment-- this gave them the excuse to restart the reactor because they do need the electricity. When the IAEA complained that the refusal to allow inspectors was a violation of the Nonproliveration Treaty, North Korea withdrew from the treaty.

    The unfortunate likely result is that North Korea will go nuclear-- we cannot negotiate with then for fear of encouraging nations, maybe including Iran, Egypt, or Saudi Arabia from starting nuclear programs. And failure to respond diplomatically, will result in North Korea going nuclear. Does this scare me? No-- North Korea has been a very repressive regime, but their policy towards the US has been one of deterrence.

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  61. How inspections work by einhverfr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You sir, are showing your ignorance of the inspection process.

    Saying inspectors are unlikely to find anything driving arround is like saying that the FBI is unlikely to find bank robbers by driving arround, visiting banks and looking for them. Sure the statement is correct on the surface, but that is not how the inspectors operate.

    The inspectors are detectives-- nuclear, biological, chemical. They are experts at putting information together and checking it out. this is easy with regard to a nuclear weapons program which requires extensive infrastructure components (U236 enrichment plants, breeder reactors, etc.), and much more difficult with chemical or biological (area denial similar in function to land mines rather than massively destructive weapons like nuclear ones). These agents don't require the massive infrastructure, but they lost their combat effectivenenss comparitively quickly. If the gas decomposes, it doesn't make a very good area denial agent.

    If I were Saddam, I would have a lot of greenish-colred smoke bombs ready. ;)

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  62. Re:YES! (was: Re:Is the US government stupid?) by KjetilK · · Score: 2
    In fact, you have an excellent point, but you probably don't understand what it means.

    Yes, it is very simple to build many forms of WMD. I can definately build a nuke, if you give me enough weapon-grade uranium. Have you noted one of the chief arguments for going to war, well, it was the International Institute for Strategic Studies that said Saddam can build nukes within six months if he obtained weapon-grade uranium. Oh, and every physicist, and every kid with plans to build a breeder reactor goes "oh, so what, so can I", well what does that mean? It doesn't mean that Iraq has nukes. It means that there is something you haven't grasped here, and there is some political agenda they're not telling you about.

    Well, basically, the thing is that while it is easy to build nukes, it isn't that easy to survive making them... The weird thing about WMDs is that they are pretty dangerous... They are very, very difficult to control. To use them in combat, you got to know exactly what you're doing, otherwise, you'll probably end up killing more of your own forces than the enemy. Iraq clearly has a lot of experience with chemical weapons, they could use that, so chemical weapons should be the main focus of the inspections. But for nukes to be useful in combat, you would have to have tests, and we would know about those. Iraq is pretty much locked in among other arab nations, the only real target for big WMDs, nukes, for example, are Isreal, but there are lots of Palestinians there. It is very hard to see what incentive Saddam would have for making large WMDs. North-Korea OTOH is a different matter alltogether, they have a very strong incentive for building nukes.

    If I were in the US, I would be a lot more concerned about nuclear terrorism than of Saddam possessing nukes. It is far more likely that a group of suicide bombers would lock themselves in a container in a ship going to a US port, assemble the nuke inside the container and set it off in port. No testing, no problems concerning damage on friendly forces, and so on.

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  63. Re:Let 'em die by EinarH · · Score: 2, Insightful

    #1 Well, the girlfriend analogy/quoestion is difficault to answer as it would be a matter of trust between to people.
    But if US have gathered information with some kind of secret weapon that they don't wan't to disclose, why don't they just tip of the UN inspectors instead of releasing the information themself?

    #2 I do agree that trade matters alot and always had, and the Iraq "case" is directly or inderectly influencing millions of people.
    But even if we discussed this for days, we prob. wouldn't agree with each other. You mean that trade (and some other Iraq actions) would justify and attack, I don't.

    Also see that post that is replying to the same post as I am now. Evaen though he is posting as an AC, he actually has a point.

    [sorry for my bad English]

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  64. Re:YES! (was: Re:Is the US government stupid?) by Fefe · · Score: 2

    By the way, since you believe what Iraq says about their weapons, do you also believe the inspectors are spies?

    Interesting idea. I have never considered this possibility. Why would anyone want to spy on Iraq, when it is so obvious that they are technologically far behind?

    No, I don't think the inspectors are spies. I think they are independent, until there is evidence that says otherwise.

    I'm suspicious of whether you really care what the inspectors say or find (if you don't trust them, after all)

    What makes you think I don't trust them? I think they are the investigative arm of the UNO. I find it very troubling that there are no weapons inspections in all the other countries with weapons of mass destruction (like USA, UK, Israel, France, ...) as well. Otherwise it's not fair.

    And my opinion here is that we need to give Saddam a real option here. We can still avoid war. So far Saddam has complied with everything, even the most humiliating and degrading stuff. What a sorry dictator he is, I mean look at him! He can't fly around over his own country! Foreigners are conducting unannounced inspections in his industry (what would you say if that happened to industry in your country? I'd shout "industrial espionage!", that's for sure)... If Saddam had a way out, he would take it. He does not care for war. All he wants is rebuild his country. And that's hard enough, given that all the money he makes from the oil he drills out of the earth goes directly to the USA, so how is he supposed to feed his population?

  65. Re:YES! (was: Re:Is the US government stupid?) by Fefe · · Score: 2

    But TRIED to join but was refuse due to a curvature of the spine. But due to an innate ability for langauge, computers, and native intelligence, was given a chance, and in the end I opted out.

    Please excuse my reluctance to be convinced by your obvious native intelligence and innate ability for "langauge". ROTFL

    When a teen in the US can build a fucking BREEDER REACTOR in a shed in his neighbors yard. YOU ARE TELLING ME IT IS AT ALL NOT POSSIBLE THE IRAQUIS DO NOT HAVE THE CHANCE TO BUILD A FUCKING BOMB?

    I see. So you want to punish them not because they HAVE weapons but because they COULD HAVE weapons.

    I hate to be the first to break this news to you, but it's not illegal to be able to have weapons. Germany, for example, could have had the A bomb for decades. But we didn't want it. If you bomb every country that could have the A bomb by now, you have to bomb everyone. I suggest, for practical reasons, that we stick to the people who actually have committed crimes, not to those who could conceivably commit them in the future.

    Yes, Saddam has commited crimes. And his country was bombed and chained to the ground for that. It is but a pale shadow of its former glory. It is time to end their suffering (in case you haven't thought about this before: all the suffering Iraqis spend their time hating the USA). Rebuild their country and give them a chance to be peers and they will be peers. Oppress them for another decade and you will breed a whole new generation of people who hate the USA.

    Asshole

    What an impressive display of "innate ability for langauge". I can understand why the US military would give people with your skill set a second chance to be shot in a foreign country so Mr Bush can make more money by relocating jobs to Mexico. After all, it takes the very brightest to not only be cannon fodder for their exploiters, but be proud of it!

  66. Re:YES! (was: Re:Is the US government stupid?) by antirename · · Score: 2

    Zionist? I'd mod you down on principle, but I've been commenting on this article. As long as you're throwing words around, what exactly is wrong with Zionist thinking? Please explain, if you can. Even though most modern Israelis are'nt Zionist, I'm curious. And no, I'm not Jewish. But I certainly respect their culture, and ability to survive. The oil thing I'll agree is a possible motive, but the whole Zionist reference flags you as a troll of the most obvious variety.

  67. Re:Wtf ? by Grab · · Score: 2

    The U.S. military and intelligence officials were apparently hoping that the Iraqis do not realize where the e-mails are coming from.

    Although the sig "General Silas T. Bilious, Cheyenne Mountain. All your nukes are belong to us." did rather give it away...

    Grab.

  68. Re:YES! (was: Re:Is the US government stupid?) by aminorex · · Score: 2

    Zionism is racism. Israel is conducting a program of
    ethnic cleansing. Zionism has motivated a series of
    wars of aggression, the gradual genocide of the palestinians,
    the repression of Christianity and Islam, the construction
    of the world's third largest nuclear arsenal, thousands of
    brutal murders, the theft of thousands of homes and businesses,
    military attacks on the U.S., the conversion of 1.5 trillion
    dollars in U.S. taxpayer funds to the Israeli state. That's
    just recent history. Reach back to the days of the Irgun,
    and there's horrific terrorism, complicity in the genocide of
    the Romanian jews, and who knows *what* that I've never even
    heard of.

    Iraq holds 12% of the territory of Herzl's greater Israel,
    which extends from the Nile to the Euphrates, to Turkey
    in the north and deep into the Arabian peninsula.

    Iraq is Israel's #2 enemy (according to my accounting, in
    which Israel is #1, but certainly Iraq is #1 in the IDF's
    accounting). They hit Israel with Scuds in the Gulf War,
    Montressor. Israel assassinated Bull because he was building
    a long gun in Iraq which could target Israeli territory.
    More recently, Iraq hosted Abu Nidal's retirement.
    The Perle, Wolfowitz, Rumsfeld axis of evil is slavishly
    devoted to Israeli interests at the expense of even American
    interests, let alone Iraqi, and GWB's conservative evangelical
    ideology is putty in their hands. They write Israel a
    blank check against the U.S. bank account, without any
    attempt to restrain it's brutality and expansionism. That,
    my friend, is Zionism of the most virulently malign variety.

    A troll is not someone who disagrees with you. A troll is
    someone who posts material which is not pertinent or rational
    for the purpose of inciting flames. My material is rational
    and pertinent to the article that I was responding to.
    I have no desire to incite flames, but rather to incite
    reflection upon the reality of unpopular truths.

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