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Review: Illegal Art

An anonymous reader writes "I just got back from the Chicago opening of Illegal Art, Freedom of Expression in the Corporate Age, January 25 - February 21 (See the website for location, film screening dates, and information on the panel debate featuring Lawrence Lessig) and quite enjoyed myself." The anonymous review follows.

The reader continues:

The exhibit is of artwork on the legal fringes of intellectual property, litigation clouds loom over many of the pieces. (Buy now! This is a limited time offer! ;-) Even to an artistic ignoramus such as myself, it's clear the exhibit contains classic works of the genre. In this category are such items as the "Disneyland Memorial Orgy" (Poster, 1967) by the Mad Magazine artist Wally Wood, and the trademark certificate which certifies Professor Kembrew McLeod's ownership of the phrase "Freedom of Expression" (Conceptual, 1998). I also particularly enjoyed the finely detailed Spiderman quilt (Untitled) (Commercial fabric and recycled materials, 2002) by Ai Kijima and the counterfeit postage stamps, including "Prozac" (Computer generated laser print, 1996), of Michael Hernandez de Luna. De Luna creates stamps good enough to fool postal workers, as attested to by successfully delivered letters complete with postmarks. (Sorry, I cannot find any contact info for this Chicago artist on the web.)

An exhibition like this is innately political and nowhere is this more apparent than in the exhibition's video accompaniment, much of which is strongly anti-war and anti-corporate. Like the visual artwork, the borderline legality of the video work is due to its appropriation of corporate trademarks and sampling of copyrighted work. What makes it interesting as well as sometimes funny, regardless of your politics, is how the material reveals the manipulative techniques of everyday media and thereby turns the content against its owners. The very strength of the alternative message the videos present is often due to the strength of the original images.

Audio works are also included in the exhibit but I have not had the time to sample the wares.

Those who can't physically visit the exhibition in Chicago can experience many of the works via the Illegal Art web site. Video, audio, and visual art is available for download. A number of works have been added to the exhibit since it has come from New York. Images of the Chicago artists' work should be added to the web site as soon as the organizers get around to it. FWIW, rumor has the exhibit traveling to San Francisco.

146 comments

  1. No Comments? by Poeir · · Score: 4, Funny

    What, is there something good on TV or something?

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    1. Re:No Comments? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People must be busy watching bud light aka smut commercials

    2. Re:No Comments? by xombo · · Score: 1

      Dude, I didn't get that at first until I noticed it is Sunday, I have no interest in sports because I'm a geek, thus on /., so no there is nothing good on TV

      Anyways, does this mean like illegial "art" as in tieing up 3 year olds that were stolen from there in a basement or somthing? I mean, what else is there that is considered illegial? That is just an excuse, the only thing censored from the net is kiddie porn, and there is a really good reason it is.

    3. Re:No Comments? by xombo · · Score: 1

      Nothing good, just somthing called the superball or somthing like that, it would be nice if steve jobs and cowboyneal were in it, but they aren't, so I am just gonna watch the cloest thing, sponge bob square pants that I saved on my Tivo.

    4. Re:No Comments? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello sir,

      I am intrigued by the idea of bud light aka smut commercials. Please tell me more.

      Thank you,
      P. Bateman

    5. Re:No Comments? by Poeir · · Score: 1

      The first I heard of it was Slashdot's " Sporting Event Featuring Commercials." Then, I found out there was free food down the hall.

      There should be more holidays about food.

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  2. Re:fp - we noticed by op51n · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    why do people feel the need to comment on this fact? *sigh* oh well. Guess I should just get over it and continue ignoring it...

  3. on my way to crime? by riqnevala · · Score: 1, Funny

    I found this article interesting as soon as I spotted the word "illegal". Does it mean I'm a very very naughty boy?

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    1. Re:on my way to crime? by littleghoti · · Score: 1

      No, you're the messiah!

  4. Becoming more rare by RoguePsion · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is good to see that in this age of major corporatism and restrictive copyright laws that there is at least some vestige of free expression. Too bad it is not showing in my area.

  5. My favorite by Tuxinatorium · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The ascii-art version of the CSS-auth code: http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/DeCSS/Gallery/Pooshee bla-dvd.html

    1. Re:My favorite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Corrected link free of karmic charge!

  6. Of particular interest.... by Cali+Thalen · · Score: 4, Funny

    ....to those of us who are reading /. instead of being out at a themed party *cough* might be the "Disneyland Memorial Orgy" link.

    (yeah, I'm one of the above mentioned too...go figure)

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  7. Regarding the piece "Disneyland Memorial Orgy" by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 3, Informative

    This kind of stuff has been on the Internet for years but Disney seems to pretend it doesn't exist. Anyone ever hear of any lawsuits coming out of this sort of fan art/fiction (other than Star Trek, which has gotten a lot of press here :).

    (Note: I know the piece I am talking about is from the 60's, not implying it's unoriginal :)

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    1. Re:Regarding the piece "Disneyland Memorial Orgy" by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 0

      Incidently, I just found my new sig too! First engaging story in awhile...

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    2. Re:Regarding the piece "Disneyland Memorial Orgy" by J.+J.+Ramsey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "This kind of stuff has been on the Internet for years [news] but Disney seems to pretend it doesn't exist."

      That may be because it's unfeasible for Disney to hunt down and pursue every last infringer.

    3. Re:Regarding the piece "Disneyland Memorial Orgy" by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "This kind of stuff has been on the Internet for years"

      Yeah, but 99% of it is a bunch of poor-quality cut-and-paste jobs, a bunch of horny prepubescent boys discovering what their warez copies of Photoshop can do. "Disneyland Memorial Orgy," on the other hand, is obviously done by a professional. This guy spent more than five minutes producing it and obviously had something more in mind beyond "heh-heh... they're naked!" This was obviously intended as satire.

    4. Re:Regarding the piece "Disneyland Memorial Orgy" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Me fail English? That's unpossible!

    5. Re:Regarding the piece "Disneyland Memorial Orgy" by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Disney seems to pretend it doesn't exist."

      try putting a print of it on a tee-shirt, then wearing it oin the park... really it would be fun.

      I got kicked out for wearing a Mickey Moose shirt.

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    6. Re:Regarding the piece "Disneyland Memorial Orgy" by Silent_E · · Score: 1

      This is interesting, that Disney doesn't worry about such things. Proctor and Gamble, makers of "Barbie" etc. have sued people who modify barbie and friends to make S&M Barbie and anatomically correct Barbie. there is a great documentary on these folks described here
      .

    7. Re:Regarding the piece "Disneyland Memorial Orgy" by ces · · Score: 1

      Disney does worry about such things. The Mouse police aren't to be messed with.

      One of the few companies that are worse than Disney is Mattel, the owners of "Barbie(R)(TM)". They've been known to sue people named "Barbie" who have the audacity to put up personal web sites or own businesses.

      Proctor and Gamble has nothing to do with Barbie and Mattel. They are the maker of such brands as Tide, Ivory, Crest, etc. I'm sure they've sued for trademark infringement but aren't exactly in the same league as either Disney or Mattel.

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  8. I'd rather see some goaste ascii art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that stuff is definitely illegal .. or at least painful!

  9. Ilegal? by The+Analog+Kid · · Score: 1

    Well they must be talking about child porn.

  10. Extra Orwellian Phrase by jazman_777 · · Score: 0, Troll
    War is Peace.
    Slavery is Freedom.
    Ignarance is Strength.

    And now: Rubbish is Art.

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    1. Re:Extra Orwellian Phrase by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Add: You are funny.

    2. Re:Extra Orwellian Phrase by antifuchs · · Score: 2, Funny
      Ignarance is Strength.
      You seem to be taking this quote from 1984 rather seriously. Do you want to work at the Minispell?
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  11. I wonder... by FyRE666 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What would happen if I copied their site and put it online on a Geocities page? Think they'd sue?

    1. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It says in the EULA that you can copy their site so long as you include the EULA in either an ice sculpture or smeared in mustard on the side of a white/ off-white van.

    2. Re:I wonder... by Tom · · Score: 4, Funny

      right now, I guess they'd be happy to have a mirror. :-)

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    3. Re:I wonder... by mildness · · Score: 3, Funny

      http://www.illegal-art.org/contract.html

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  12. Nah... by T-Kir · · Score: 1

    ...They'd probably call it art ;-)

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  13. Re:Oh, image appropriation by interiot · · Score: 1

    It's call "parody", and when done with enough wit, are far more original and artistic than the work they derived from.

  14. "Counterfeit" pound notes by pchown · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Here in Britain, we had an artist who drew pound notes. He wasn't forging them in the sense that he was going to pass them off as originals. His work is difficult to pin down; it is part parody but he is also improving the originals.

    What would happen is that the artist, Boggs, would go into a shop and ask to buy something. He would try to convince the person at the checkout to accept a Boggs note rather than a normal one. So, he might offer you a £5 Boggs note in exchange for £5 worth of goods. If you felt that his art was worth £5, you would accept.

    If you did accept, you were about to become very rich. He would tip off the people who collected his art that a note had been "spent", and the lucky shop assistant would be offered thousands of pounds for the note.

    Of course, Boggs was charged with counterfeiting currency, because the people who govern us don't have a sense of humour. In due course Boggs appeared in court, represented by pro bono counsel. It seems that Boggs offered to paint his fee, but, not wanting to get struck off, his lawyer said that he would rather work for free!

    After one of the most wacky trials I can remember, the jury voted to let Boggs off. In the process, the government made Boggs rich; thousands more people heard about his art, and the price went through the roof.

    Shortly afterwards, the British currency had one of its periodic redesigns. The banknotes had changed to include a claim of copyright. Presumably the government wants to be able to get an injunction against any future Boggs, rather than taking its chance in front of a jury.

    1. Re:"Counterfeit" pound notes by jdcook · · Score: 5, Informative

      I don't know if Boggs is a Yank or a Brit, but he started with greenbacks and is best known for them. See his web page.

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    2. Re:"Counterfeit" pound notes by Patrick13 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There was a PBS program about Boggs during a visit the US. If you can see it, it is definitely worth seeing.

      There are some examples of his work, interview transcript and whatnot.

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    3. Re:"Counterfeit" pound notes by swb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't remember him being British or doing it with Pound notes, but there was a fairly long New Yorker article about his run-ins with the US Dept. of Treasury for doing the same thing with the dollar notes. Essentially making his own money and bartering for goods and services with it.

      If I remember right, the long-haired speculation was that the Treasury wasn't keen on this not so much because of the counterfeiting aspect of it but because they're more afraid of people using something other than dollars as a medium of exchange.

      I'm not sure what the law is about this. Is it specifically illegal for me to print up a 10,000 Flugelbucks and then convince everyone in my community that they should accept and use my Flugelbucks as a form of payment?

      I'm not even sure what the tax ramifications are of this. I suppose you're supposed to keep track of even direct barter (painting for plumbing) transactions above a certain amount -- but what if I start say painting houses and have only *ever* done it for Flugelbucks? If I do all of my other transactions in them, how do I know what the dollar value of the transactions is?

      It's kind of surreal path and I can understand where it would give people who like to keep economic transactions in neat and tidy dollar amounts a big headache.

    4. Re:"Counterfeit" pound notes by evilquaker · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I'm not sure what the law is about this. Is it specifically illegal for me to print up a 10,000 Flugelbucks and then convince everyone in my community that they should accept and use my Flugelbucks as a form of payment?

      I doubt it, considering that some cities print their own money: Ithaca, NY most notably.

      I'm not even sure what the tax ramifications are of this... If I do all of my other transactions in them [Flugelbucks], how do I know what the dollar value of the transactions is?

      Most likely the "fair market value" in dollars would be applied. If you're painting houses, then you have to ask: what would someone else charge in dollars for this? Now, if you can find a service that no one else can/does provide, then maybe you've found a tax loophole that can be exploited... (but probably not, because IANATA)

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    5. Re:"Counterfeit" pound notes by transient · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Is it specifically illegal for me to print up a 10,000 Flugelbucks and then convince everyone in my community that they should accept and use my Flugelbucks as a form of payment?

      A lot of college towns do something very similar to this. You can get a card which you basically use like a debit card, but instead of spending dollars, you spend "collegebucks" (or whatever they call it in your town). Various merchants throughout the community agree to honor these collegebucks. Of course, one generally puchases this currency with real national currency.

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    6. Re:"Counterfeit" pound notes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      There actually are accepted methods for accounting for barter transactions.. check your tax publications if you're from the USA.

      You'd just consider the "fair market value" of what you got and gave. If you can't establish the fair market value, come up with a defensible substitute (i.e., if the IRS examines your tax return) and use that. For instance in your case, you don't really know the market value of Flugelbucks, but you know the value of painting houses so you could approximate things.

      I think the tax pubs give an example of trading artwork for something, in this case, the artwork would just happen to look a lot like currency!

      That's why "art" like this so cool .. it pushes the boundaries, makes you think!

    7. Re:"Counterfeit" pound notes by Poeir · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, it's like Itchy & Scratchy Money, but less fun?

      Homer: One adult and four children.
      Woman: Would you like to buy some Itchy and Scratchy Money?
      Homer: What's that?
      Woman: Well it's money that's made just for the park. It works just like regular money, but it's, er..."fun".
      Bart: Do it, Dad.
      Homer: Well, OK, if it's fun...let's see, uh...I'll take $1100 worth.
      [he walks in, sees all the signs: "No I&S Money", "We Don't Take Itchy and Scratchy Money", etc.]
      Aw!
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    8. Re:"Counterfeit" pound notes by Hard_Code · · Score: 2, Informative

      Seems legal to these folks:

      Ithaca Hours

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    9. Re:"Counterfeit" pound notes by Chris+Canfield · · Score: 1
      Now, if you can find a service that no one else can/does provide, then maybe you've found a tax loophole that can be exploited... (but probably not, because IANATA

      Lol! I hope you can't provide a necessary service that nobody else provides... In a capitalist society that means you charge millions of dollars for it, and I'd hate to see that kind of tax bill showing up on my door if all I had handy were Norton notes

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    10. Re:"Counterfeit" pound notes by FearUncertaintyDoubt · · Score: 2, Funny
      Shortly afterwards, the British currency had one of its periodic redesigns. The banknotes had changed to include a claim of copyright.

      Without that copyright, the British Government wouldn't have any incentive to print money, and financial catastrophe would result.

    11. Re:"Counterfeit" pound notes by waveclaw · · Score: 1
      IANAL, but the PBS ran a series on coincs. They mentioned a lot of 'security' features involved in both U.S. bank notes, which are no longer redemable in gold, and coincs, some of which ARE gold.

      Apparently the U.S. treasury has a legal monoploly on the printing of U.S. federal bank notes. These are the only recognized 'legal tender for all depts public and private' according to the same U.S. government department (read the fine print on any handy dollar bill.)

      It would seem, then, that one would not be in the most legal of situtations to be printing and publishing your own tender. That could be seen as violating the 'monoploy on money.'

      And we all no how important government backed monopolies are, don't we?

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    12. Re:"Counterfeit" pound notes by Zirnike · · Score: 1
      'legal tender for all depts public and private'

      I believe you are misinterpreting that line. If I remember correctly, it means that it is the only form of currancy that people are legally required to take to pay off 'all debts public and private'. In other words, it might be legal to take those 'Ithaca Hours', but if someone wants to pay you in cash, you have to take it.

      I can't find a referance, though, and I'm off to a meeting, so take with a grain of salt.

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    13. Re:"Counterfeit" pound notes by swb · · Score: 1

      I believe you are correct -- "legal tender for all debts public and private" means that if you have a debt that is denominated in dollars, you cannot reject dollars as payment.

      I'd guess this historically dates to an era when someone may have incurred a debt and tried to pay in paper money and the debtee wouldn't accept paper but instead wanted gold or silver coinage instead.

  15. Slashdot: Tool of Disney? by reptar64 · · Score: 5, Funny

    One Disney lawyer to another: Let's shut their website down -- we'll plant a Slashdot article!

  16. Here's some illegal art by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 3, Funny

    OK, so it's not illegal, but it's still pretty funny... Check it out here.

  17. In Soviet Russia... by -1bynextweek · · Score: 1, Funny

    We were waaaaay ahead of YOU on this.

    1. Re:In Soviet Russia... by -1bynextweek · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      Dammit. I'm never going to get my karma back to "Terrible".

  18. Trademark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I think I'm going to trademark cease and desist

  19. zine with companion articles by urbazewski · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This month's issue of the 'zine stay free! has companion articles and a CD with some of the pieces in/related to the exhibit, like negativland's U2 radio mix and sampled tracks from De La Soul and the Beastie Boys. I'm looking forward to seeing the exhibit in Chicago.

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  20. Re:Slashvertisement.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now OSDN has a full-on site for .NET development. Money's tight--sheesh!

  21. What are you guys trying to do today? by back@slash · · Score: 2, Funny

    You have /.ers looking at "illegal-art", messing around with the DoD .mil domain registration system, ants.... in space( think about it)

    Trying to save some bandwidth costs by removing a few readers from the free roaming population?

    Well ok ants in space might not get you in trouble. Maybe.

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    1. Re:What are you guys trying to do today? by Glytch · · Score: 4, Funny

      I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

    2. Re:What are you guys trying to do today? by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1
      I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

      I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.
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    3. Re:What are you guys trying to do today? by Bullet-Dodger · · Score: 1

      Well, this reporter was...possibly a little hasty earlier and would like to...reaffirm his allegiance to this country and its human president. May not be perfect, but it's still the best government we have. For now. [notices "HAIL ANTS" sign taped up, tears it down] Oh, yes, by the way, the spacecraft still in extreme danger, may not make it back, attempting risky reentry, bla bla bla bla bla bla. We'll see you after the movie.

  22. For the most part, looks like the exhibit sucks by t0qer · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The disney orgy, I give a +5, funny shit, same goes for the "Dysfunctional Family circus" (BTW RTFA it says that that the DFC author was approached by Bill Keane personally to stop the parodies after a heart to heart talk)

    Other than that though, I thought everything else was pretty stupid and didn't really classify as art.

    One of the worst exhibits on the page is of some cat that copied his cd collection. Big fuckin w00p, what's so artistic about that? So copying my stuff to CDR suddenly makes me an artist?

    Of course, this is all opinion, by which I know some people may disagree with me. So the question bears to mind what is art? I don't think CD duplication is an art, it's just a bunch of mouse clicks or a command line with a few switches. Fuck if that's the case i'm an artist in spades.

    1. Re:For the most part, looks like the exhibit sucks by SirSlud · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Art can be purely asthetic, or it can be a message. Anything can be art.

      If you copied all your CDs, and called it art, poof! Its art!

      Whether is good art, or not, thats for you to decide. You didn't like it, good stuff.

      But art is a message (in this case) .. if you copied your CDs and put them on display, then its art. And think about it .. if you copy all your music (illegal) and put them on display (ie, youre not ripping the artist off because youre not even listning to their product, youre just making a point) .. why should that be illegal?

      I think thats the message there .. by putting the CDs on display, they cease being usable for their intended purpose, and become art - but, for reasons other than keeping artists from making free "CD Collection Exibits", its illegal to do that, and the point is made! The message is the irony that its illegal to copy information if you dont use that information in such a fasion that the original creator of the information should be compensated. Presumably, he could have copied anyones CDs .. the actual product (the music) is being completetly disregarded in this case, so no artist should get paid .. youre left wondering if this piece of illegal art, should, in fact be illegal.

      So who cares if its good or not .. should it be illegal to create art by copying data off of CDs, when the infomation on those CDs is never used by the purchaser? Should the purchaser owe the musicians on the CDs money for using their creations to make a statement .. should we not consider the context in which the information is being used before the law states that copying that information is illegal? Is this fair use? Etc, etc ...

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    2. Re:For the most part, looks like the exhibit sucks by t0qer · · Score: 1

      Ouch! -troll on my parent? Jeesh! Hey mods look, i'm entitled to critique right? Everything doen't have to be "OOOh wonderful story, yes it's wonderful!" Sorry if you don't agree with my opinion but hey i'm calling mod abuse!

      Art isn't just "sending a message" What makes art is original technique used by the artist. Art can be political yes, but in this case I see no originality. The technique used to create what you are calling "art" took no more effort that clicking a few buttons.

      From Dictionary.com

      art1 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ärt)
      n.
      Human effort to imitate, supplement, alter, or counteract the work of nature.

      The conscious production or arrangement of sounds, colors, forms, movements, or other elements in a manner that affects the sense of beauty, specifically the production of the beautiful in a graphic or plastic medium.
      The study of these activities.
      The product of these activities; human works of beauty considered as a group.
      High quality of conception or execution, as found in works of beauty; aesthetic value.
      A field or category of art, such as music, ballet, or literature.
      A nonscientific branch of learning; one of the liberal arts.

      A system of principles and methods employed in the performance of a set of activities: the art of building.
      A trade or craft that applies such a system of principles and methods: the art of the lexicographer.

      Skill that is attained by study, practice, or observation: the art of the baker; the blacksmith's art.
      Skill arising from the exercise of intuitive faculties: "Self-criticism is an art not many are qualified to practice" (Joyce Carol Oates).

      arts Artful devices, stratagems, and tricks.
      Artful contrivance; cunning.
      Printing. Illustrative material.

      [Middle English, from Old French, from Latin ars, art-. See ar- in Indo-European Roots.]
      Synonyms: art, 1craft, expertise, knack, know-how, technique
      These nouns denote skill in doing or performing that is attained by study, practice, or observation: the art of rhetoric; pottery that reveals an artist's craft; political expertise; a knack for teaching; mechanical know-how; a precise diving technique.

      Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
      Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
      Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.


      Clearly by definition, art is defined by "technique" what it doesn't mention is what is the measure of great art?

      Personally, I think art is only as good as the effort put into it. Look at the classics like Monet, or architectual/artistic achievements such as the Sistine Chapel. These took tremoundous amounts of effort on the part of the artist to create them, which is why they are "timeless peices of art"

      And I just don't limit art to the old school either, I think the visual effect team for LOTR are genuinely artists. It took a tremendous amount of effort and artistic technique to produce the first 2 films. Not to mention I see some coders as artist.

      But a guy that could have just used a Pioneer standalone CD copier and pressed the button 20 times, Sorry, despite the political statement I KNOW he's trying to make, it just doesn't muster much effort on his part. Sort of reminds me of a 6th grade project I had to do 2nd day of school.

      Our 6th grade teacher had given each of her students a 4"x8" peice of wood with the instructions, "Take it home, turn it into whatever you want and bring it back to class" I don't know what her motive was..

      I went home trying to think of something cool I could do, that year I had discovered the miricles of baking soda and vinagar so I thought "Volcano!" I cut a 1" diameter plastic hair spray bottle down to about 3 inches. I glued it to the board and went out back. I made some mud, then started piling it around the board and the tube in the center.

      The next day I came to class with a small bottle of vinagar, a bag of baking soda, and my mud pie on a stick. The kids were definetly split into a few seperate categories, some came back with keyhooks carved in the shape of the word "Keys" (I bet $20 daddy did it for them) Others had nails in them and wrapped glitter sting in spirograph patterns. 2 had mini jigsaw puzzles. Here I was with my mud pie on a stick.

      The mud was good and dry, I had left it to dry overnight next to the water heater. By the look on my teachers face (Yes Mrs Dunworth you scarred me for life) and her words "What (straining not to say "the fuck" is that?"

      "It an erupting volcano!"

      The oohs and ahhs came across the classroom. The clicks stopped their little group chats and stared at the center of the room in silence as I unvieled my mudly mess of volcanic eruption.

      "WATCH THIS MRS DUNWORTH!"

      I mixed the baking soda and vinagar just as I had planned, what I hadn't counted on was the surface of my volcano was extremely pourus and started collecting the solution as it started running over the side. The whole thing melted back into mud and I could tell the teach was doing her best to maintain as the class erupted into laughter.

      "TAKE THAT MESS OUTSIDE NOW" She snapped as I cleaned up my mess and left the laughing classroom behind me.

      For a while, I heald it against them all, thinking, gee what was it that didn't make that art? I pondered the question over and over untill I came up with the answer...

      It was my lack of effort that made it art. Sure my technique of making it into a scientific diorama with a chemical reaction was cool, but simply piling mud on top of a board was not enough, I should have at least used crepe paper and chicken wire.

      And that's how I tie this back into my "opinionated critique" of this art exhibit. I just don't see any effort in copying cd's and labeling them with a sharpie. I'm sorry if you mods don't agree with me but I know I make a very valid point, so fuck you.

    3. Re:For the most part, looks like the exhibit sucks by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I don't think art necessarily has anything to do with effort, and not that much to do with originality. Art is a constellation of practices as discourses - conversations - that use aesthetics as a touch point. Effort and novelty are irrelevant.

    4. Re:For the most part, looks like the exhibit sucks by SirSlud · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh come now. Equating art with effort is rediculous. Art is art, buddy, and its okay that you didnt like the CDs. But by virtue of the artist calling it art, its art.

      Feel free to make your own, work as hard as you like on it, but dont expect people to honestly critique your work based on the effort you put into it. By your measure, you should be the most famous artist in the world, regardless of artistic ability, so long as you work 20 hours more than the next best artist.

      The asthetic, the message, .. there are tons of qualities you can analyse in art.

      And how you can spin a 6th grade project into a case for what is art - uh .. no comment :)

      I think your reaction is natural tho; imagine how many people should feel upset at whoever wrote the song "Happy Birthday" .. its such a simple song, it seems like anyone could come up with it. The point is, nobody did until the composer did. So the composer deserves the credit (like the artist for the CD piece) for recognizing that something so simple could still become a point of conversation, of thought, for other people.

      Art isnt a meritocracy - in line with the definition, by working against nature, art is made to escape any value judgement you can place on it by quantitative analysis (how big is it, how long did it take to make) alone.

      I think your questions are valid, but you'd have a very difficult time convincing anybody remotely affiliated with the artistic community that art can be discounted as being such based soley on the effort that went into it. More effort goes into producing , in terms of how many people worked on it, for how long, etc. So now is some shitty blockbuster that took 500 people 3 years to make better than, the mona lisa, which only took one guy a few months to make in the comfort of his own home? Of course not.

      (I should point out that I didnt agree with the troll mod.)

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    5. Re:For the most part, looks like the exhibit sucks by t0qer · · Score: 1

      Well then that's just a difference between opinions then. Let me lay out a few examples of what this guy could have done to make it art (IMHO)

      a. Glue the CD's together to form a pyramid or some other object. Simply displaying these in a case gives it no form.

      b. Extracted the bits from a cd (Let's say mettallica) and then go through bolding, italisizing the 1's and 0's in a text editor to form a mosaic picture (I would do a hand with the middle finger extended)

      What this guy did was the minimal effort to make a political statement, his motive was just to make a statement, not to create art.

    6. Re:For the most part, looks like the exhibit sucks by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1
      I think your reaction is natural tho; imagine how many people should feel upset at whoever wrote the song "Happy Birthday" .. its such a simple song, it seems like anyone could come up with it. The point is, nobody did until the composer did. So the composer deserves the credit (like the artist for the CD piece) for recognizing that something so simple could still become a point of conversation, of thought, for other people.

      It is ironic that you choose "Happy Birthday" to illustrate your example, as it has been a very hotly contested copyright. Do you really think the schoolteacher that put those seven notes together in 1893 deserves 2 million dollars per year? Not that she saw any of the actual money, she was dead long before the song actually paid any royalties. Only other people have profited off of "Happy Birthday", the original author got nothing for her (limited amount of) work. In fact, that $2M/year is going to AOL-Time Warner, who else? Like the majority of copyrights-it only goes to benefit the large media corporations, not the starving artist. Extending copyright terms well past the death of the artist does no good for the creator, as they will only see money until they die. It doesn't seem to me like this is promoting more art (which is the aim of the copyright principle), as the actual artist sees no added benefit. Life+x terms are simply to benefit the corporations that bought the laws in the first place.

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    7. Re:For the most part, looks like the exhibit sucks by nagora · · Score: 1
      Life+x terms are simply to benefit the corporations that bought the laws in the first place.

      My preference is for 50 years or life, whichever is longer. I think an artist should have the chance to pass their earnings to their children either in cash earned from work that they did early in their life (the stuff that is caught by "life" in the above formula) or in the form of copyright in material they created near the end of their life (the "50 years" bit). Just "life" seems unfair on people that snuff it just after doing something which goes on to being really popular and just "x years" leaves people in the position of losing control of their work and possibly seeing it totally ripped off (like Robert Crumb and "Keep on Truckin'") in their lifetime which must be a source of real bitterness in some cases.

      On the other hand, I'd really like to have seen Tolkien and Milne's works passed into the public domain as soon as they died because their children frankly abused their inheritance. Disney should not be in control of Winnie The Pooh and a talentless hack like Jackson should not be left as the definitive LotR director for the forseeable future.

      TWW

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    8. Re:For the most part, looks like the exhibit sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, those seven notes are no longer copyrighted, but the title "the Happy Birthday Song" is trademarked.

    9. Re:For the most part, looks like the exhibit sucks by SirSlud · · Score: 1

      Well, thats the implementation of copyright you're talking about. Copyright law is all fucked up right now. I know that. :)

      I was speaking purely about art and effort - often the simplest, most seemingly 'obvious' works .. somebody came up with it and wrote it in the first place. The way we pay artists (or not pay them, case in point), both in terms of money and rights, is completetly fucked up right now. Maybe "Frere Jaques" would have been a better example (since the copyright has expired on that) .. my point was only that the simplest works, requiring the least amount of 'effort' to write can become some of the most prolific respected artistic works.

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  23. Re:Hooray by evilquaker · · Score: 1
    I wonder how many more people could've attended?

    Considering it goes on for almost another four weeks, probably not too many, so quit your whining.

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  24. The opening was off the hook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    .. . I dropped into the this place (western on the blue line, 2040 north milwaulkee upstairs, in the In These Times magazine office.)

    The show is off the hook. There is some video pastiche and collage from the first gulf war that was on GNN (www.gnn.tv?) that is amazing and oddly precient for what is going on now, what is about to happen yet again.

    They were asking for donations for the wine, but weren't pushy about it. Thusly, the wine ended up being resonably priced and quite good. It started to snow around 7pm or so, and I didn't get there till after six, so I didn't hear the opening speach (which was quite good, I heard).

    I'm so glad this came to Chicago, I'd seen the NY announcement and thought it bad ass. This show rules, and the SF MOMA should definitely try to scope it (it plays to the SF Moma strength of design) for a west coast engagement.

    But mostly, this stuff should be on-line. Somebody should take a good ditital camera and make some higer-res photos of the show and do a real on-line catalog, the low-res shit on the current site doesn't do it justice.

    They were giving out this CD of music that looked good (and soon to be MP3'd) that says: "Not for Sale: Stay FREE! 003"

    Ha. Right on. Also, it has an Invisibl Skratch Piklz track on it (also in CDDB as Various Artist Illegal Art): finally a free giveaway cd that doesn't suck. De La Soul track, Beasties, ubiquitous Negativeland "U2" track, hopefully some punk: tracks like "the JAMS - the Queen and I" sound kind of punk-rock, don't they?

    1. Re:The opening was off the hook by SirSlud · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Good sounding CD. I thought I'd expand on the appropriateness of some of those artsts:

      Invisbl Skratch Piklz - turntablist group that uses presumably copywritten recordings, deconstructing and reconstructing COMPLETETLY original music from prerecorded vinyl records.

      De La Soul - first rap group involved in sample-litigation for a sample they used from some Turtles (I think) song. Top 40 R&B Rap today is very canned, and rarely self-referential .. producers today obscure source samples as to not get caught using them, or create much of their sound from the ground up. Not that theres anything wrong with it, but De La ended up being the poster child for a persecuted movement in the progression of music. (Interested parties may also note that classical music greats would 'borrow' 3 or 4 bar melodies from each other verbatim .. what De La Soul got sued for has been happening, safely and positively, between musicians for centuries. Too bad the lawyers dont get it.)

      Negativeland - I _think_ they coined the term "Culture Jamming" ..

      Just felt like I should point out why these groups would be involved in an exhibit like this.

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    2. Re:The opening was off the hook by threephaseboy · · Score: 1

      De La Soul - first rap group involved in sample-litigation for a sample they used from some Turtles (I think) song. Top 40 R&B Rap today is very canned, and rarely self-referential .. producers today obscure source samples as to not get caught using them, or create much of their sound from the ground up. Not that theres anything wrong with it, but De La ended up being the poster child for a persecuted movement in the progression of music. (Interested parties may also note that classical music greats would 'borrow' 3 or 4 bar melodies from each other verbatim .. what De La Soul got sued for has been happening, safely and positively, between musicians for centuries. Too bad the lawyers dont get it.)

      Sweet. I knew they had to be cool when I saw them on the Apple Switch ads, but I didnt know they were copyrightninjas as well as macninjas. I'll have to check them out.
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  25. Re:Hooray by Sarcasmooo! · · Score: 1

    probably not too many

    Yeah, just everybody in the New York area.

  26. This sums it up for me. by MongooseCN · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Four years ago, University of Iowa professor Kembrew McLeod trademarked the phrase "Freedom of Expression"--then hired a lawyer to sue for infringment.

    There's modern day society for you.

    1. Re:This sums it up for me. by JimRay · · Score: 4, Informative

      Hmmm...perhaps if you'd take a moment to figure out why McLeod trademarked the phrase, you'd be able to make an informed commment on the subject.

      McLeod, who was at the opening (I met him, chatted for a brief sec), trademarked the term and then named a zine "Freedom of Expression". He then got a buddy of his to start a punk zine also called "Freedom of Expression" and then sued his friend, hiring a lawyer whom he didn't let in on the gag. The whole point of the exercise was to show the ridiculousness of trademark. As McLeod said himself, "Freedom of Expression is not for sale." The entire suit was an exercise in analyzing culture and property rights.

      He's also suing AT&T over the use of the phrase in an ad campaign they're running.

      Amazingly enough, all of this information was readily available from the links in the story. Who knew?

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    2. Re:This sums it up for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Dr. McLeod is not suing AT&T yet. He just sent a cease and desist letter. You can find the NYTimes article here: http://www.nytimes.com/2003/01/23/business/media/2 3ADCO.html

      You can also find a local article from the Daily Iowan here: http://www.dailyiowan.com/news/351119.html?mkey=56 0858

  27. Extraordinary! by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    This is an extraordinary tale -- thanks for sharing it!

    I've quoted you in full on my web site:

    http://www.karljones.com/money/artistic_money.asp

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  28. Don't they EVER spellcheck? by infolib · · Score: 0

    Audio works are also included in the exhibit but I have not had the time to sample the wares.

    It's warez! Really! Isn't that the point?

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    1. Re:Don't they EVER spellcheck? by A+Gremlin+In+Kremlin · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it's a parody on the word "warez"?

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  29. Re:an honest opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The anonymous review follows.

    Duh, Slashdot editors don't actually write or edit anything. Or if they do, they aren't willing to take the blame for it.

    Don't get down on Micheal. Just because he and the other editors are getting paid to do something that any one of us could do better doesn't make him a bad person.

    It just makes him and all the other "editors" talentless hacks who lucked into their positions through no skill of their own. Do you honestly read slashdot for what the "editors" have to say?

    I read it for the comments. I know there are a lot of trolls, junk posts, idiots spouting off about things they know nothing of, etc., but there are some well written, informed opinions in the comments.

    I'm sorry if that sounds harsh, but I feel free to criticize anyone who is getting paid to put their crap up for the world to see.

    Slashdot editor: Mommy, look at the pretty picture I painted with my doody on the kitchen wall!

  30. Definitions of Illegal Art (incomplete list) by Dukeofshadows · · Score: 1

    *Music: Anything not owned by the RIAA *Film: Anything not owned by the MPAA *Paintings: Anything readily comprehended by non- artists *Sculpture: Anything resembling non-geometric made before WWII

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  31. I love you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  32. Corporate interest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    since the laws are written to aid corporations, we need a way that corps can profit from reduced copyright terms. Only then will the evil trend towards perpetual copyrights be avoided.

  33. Re:wonders if... by op51n · · Score: 1

    Any post about the /. editors etc. that ever comes out this harsh (and i've seen a few) are ever posted as anything but anonymous.
    Well, I preferr personally to not care about some of the stuff on /. since it's free and there are downsides to everything, community based or not.
    But like anyone cares what I think. Hell I don't most of the time...

  34. Re:Um, guys? by PhoenixK7 · · Score: 1

    "It might just make you a little more normal!"

    who says we want to be? :)

  35. Re:Um, guys? by stevejsmith · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Us real geeks have TV tuner cards, and therefore have no need to decide between TV and computer. ;-)

  36. unpublished CD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read about someone who had made an entire CD from sampled works, and then couldn't get anyone to publish it. I haven't been able to find anything else on it, and couldn't pull it up again later on. I *think* it was called "Nothing to Fear" but I can't be certain.

    Also, the U2 song that negativland sampled, or whatever, was recalled and all copies they could find were destroyed. It isn't about art, it is about how much money can you afford to pay to copy other works. It is a little nutty, if you really think about it.

    1. Re:unpublished CD by certron · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "I read about someone who had made an entire CD from sampled works, and then couldn't get anyone to publish it. I haven't been able to find anything else on it, and couldn't pull it up again later on. I *think* it was called "Nothing to Fear" but I can't be certain.

      Also, the U2 song that negativland sampled, or whatever, was recalled and all copies they could find were destroyed. It isn't about art, it is about how much money can you afford to pay to copy other works. It is a little nutty, if you really think about it."

      well, now I know what happens when you moderate and then post, even as AC... :-)

      What I was trying to say is, has anyone else heard of this CD, knows any more information, and/or where it can be bought?

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    2. Re:unpublished CD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      Its a kickass mix by Steinski called "Nothing to Fear" -- originally broadcast on Solid Steel, an (originally pirate!) radio show run by the boys from Ninja Tune.

      Steinski is perhaps better known for another piece of illegal art, his remixes of "Hey Mr. DJ, Play That Beat" aka "The Payoff Mix" aka Lesson 1, followed by two further Lessons, as well as "The Motorcade Sped On", an exposition on the Kennedy assassination.

      The U2 song is readily available from Negativland's website.

    3. Re:unpublished CD by Entropop · · Score: 1

      The Negativeland CD is now available as "These guys are from england" It is rather hilarious, it contains outakes of Casey Casem swearing his head off about dedicating "I still haven't found what I'm looking for" to a dead dog. At one point he says

    4. Re:unpublished CD by Phil+Wilkins · · Score: 1

      Steinski : Nothing to Fear : A Rough Mix

      Highly recomended sample-heavy mix-tape from one of the originators of the style. See also the classic Lessons 1, 2 and 3, "And the motorcade sped on", and "It's up to you".

      More here here and here.

    5. Re:unpublished CD by certron · · Score: 1

      "Steinski : Nothing to Fear : A Rough Mix"

      Ah, blessed are the Slashdotters (and Slashsons) for they will remember the oddest (and most useful) things. :-)

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    6. Re:unpublished CD by ickypoo · · Score: 1

      This isn't the cd you're thinking of, but something similar: The Droplift Project. A compilation of sampling artists who pooled their funds to press an album. But instead of trying to get retailers to sell the disc, they all went out and made a "droplift" - bringing the cds serruptitiously into the stores and leaving them in the bins for other people to buy.

      The music is also freely available on the website: www.droplift.org

  37. Re:"Counterfeit" pound notes - JSG Boggs etc. by wherley · · Score: 2, Funny

    See A Comedy of Values by Weschler for the most well known book on Boggs. Boggs' money related art, which has drawn zealous interest from the Law in several countries, gets the viewer to question the true value of the bits of paper in their back pocket. You can see a few images of his work here and here.

    BTW, the engraving of Boggs on the above mentioned book was executed by T. Hipschen - who happens to have done the front and back design of the new US 100 dollar bill - amongst others.

    Another artist following in Boggs' footsteps in Tim Prusmark.

  38. They have a EULA! Beware by Warin · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hum. When I went to the site, THIS popped up...

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    Isnt this Yew-la thing bad?

    1. Re:They have a EULA! Beware by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 1

      My question is, and I'm almost afraid to find out, what happens if you hit 'Decline'?

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    2. Re:They have a EULA! Beware by Enigma2175 · · Score: 2
      Hum. When I went to the site, THIS popped up...

      FUCK ME HARDER. I am extremely pissed off that Mozilla blocked this EULA from me, shouldn't there be a setting to "Allow scripts to open only requested or funny windows"?

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    3. Re:They have a EULA! Beware by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1
      BY READING THE FIRST LINE OF THIS EULA YOU HEREBY AGREE TO ALL IT'S TERMS.

      *Terms*

      1. WE may change the terms at any time without notice
      2. You will serve US. You must do whatever we say. You are now our slave
      --

      Eat at Joe's.

  39. MOD THIS UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the coolest link I've seen all week! Thanks for posting it.

    The funny part is, he really does sound like that.

  40. One Word: Flooze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like Flooze to me.

    I imagine it would make sales tax difficult to calculate and pay, though I imagine that there are laws to cover tax on barter transactions already.

  41. yeah i saw it by linuxhead154 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It was in New York a couple months ago. Did you get the cd?

  42. Re:Um, guys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I have a tuner card too. I'm recording the Super Bowl right now. For... the commercials. Yeah, the commercials. Please don't hate me!

  43. Ill asumtion by Entropop · · Score: 1

    That is a fairly silly assumption. Take the case of Negativeland who is responsible for releasing an album under the name U2 which was eventually sewed out of existence and recently re-released (go figure). They are rather infamous after having pulled this stunt and have a loyal following wherever they tour. They release there own albums, (and find it increasing difficult to find anyone to print them for fear of liability) but none-the-less have made a fairly long lived stay on this earth as musicians. If you look at any main-stream one hit wonder your likely to see that they didn't make much money on the first album and never really had a chance again.

  44. Illegal music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
  45. Brought to you by Stay Free! Magazine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and its editor/guru/chief writer Carrie McLaren. She deserves much of the credit for this show. It's wonderful that it's getting so much attention.

  46. more articles from the show... by seamusmh · · Score: 4, Informative

    hi, we've put together a package of articles to coincide with the show. here's some links:

    AN UPHILL BATTLE: INTERVIEW WITH LAWRENCE LESSIG
    Stanford Law School professor Lawrence Lessig is the nation's leading advocate for intellectual property law reform; we interview him about the state of the movement.

    THE PIRATES OF HOLLYWOOD
    The language of film may be universal, but don't tell that to the Motion Picture Association of America--you might end up in court.

    MUSIC FOR THE MASSES
    When Lester Chambers stepped onto the stage to galvanize the audience with "People Get Ready," his band included one guy who looked like he might be from the IRS. But he wasn't. He was there from the Federal Communications Commission.

    FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION
    The power of corporations to censor was greatly expanded by the passage in 1998 of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, which was written by and for the lobbies that paid to push it through Congress--the software, entertainment, pharmaceutical and other intellectual property industries.

  47. Here's an "illegal" web site by release7 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    An organization I'm familiar with, the Anti-Displacement Project, created an "illegal" parody of a large corporation called Labor Ready. They claim the logo on the site infringes on their trademark. You can see the logo at www.slaverready.com. Labor Ready is now suing them.

    The logo is clearly not an infringement of copyright or trademark. First, it is protected under the First Amendment because it is a parody. Also, it's being used in non-commerical way to criticize a company, which of course is also protected speech. Third, no one would ever confuse our site with Labor Ready's so it does not infringe on their trademark. What's more, the parody logo only vaguely resembles the company's official logo.

    This is just another way corporations get to push around the little guy. They have the resources at their disposal to try to scare and intimidate this organization into shutting up or else face the prospect financial ruin trying to put a fight.

    --

    <a href="http://www.joblessjimmy.com">Work is dumb and so is Jobless Jimmy.</a>

  48. Exhibit travelling abroad? by rEWDBOi · · Score: 1

    Any chance this mighty fine exhibit might make it to the other side of the Atlantic? The Transmediale festival of electronic art in Berlin/FRG would be a perfect opportunity, for example. I can't wait to see the Gameboyzz Orchestra show at the festival, for example.

  49. Disagree Completely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Again, people mixing the ideas of freedom and copyright issues.

    If I was to create an image, an association, an icon which stood for something, and someone was to twist this creation, twist this idea, without my consent, then my ideas themselves have been taken and twisted, with my own creative efforts.

    Satire is a fundemantal tool we have to give freedom to our voices against political/commercial oppression, it gets things noticed.

    The whoring of the Starbucks logo is on one hand, an expression of an opinion, which should in no means be suppressed. However, using the device in the satire is the point in question.

    Starbucks is associated with this device, and it is only be used because it serves a purpose, that is, if starbucks had a different logo, it would make this work less effective, it is tied to this assocoation, to the feelings it emits.

    Should we allow this? On one hand, I like the idea of being able to take the identity of a company, and tear it to shreds publicly. On the other hand, using their work that they developed, their iconic identity, is it more than a mere identity symbol.

    Lets not talk about identity theft, but if the starbucks logo was a beautifully crafted work of art, then would it surpass the artistic license of reference?

    Would it be theft to make a derivative work of art? I think so. Lets take this to sites such as deviantart.com, which probably has the largest collection of online art that is digitally managed, and attibuted to so many authors. Many works on that site are reworked and, on suggestions from many artists including myself, you can now attribute your sources for this work, and also express a permission on a derivative work, appeasing viewers.

    Given that some of the pieces just hijack the aesthetic pleasing qualities of a work available, and use it to convey a message of their own devising, compounds this as not being fruitful to society. This not only associates the artist with this message, but devalues the work, as others hijack it. We cannot stop this, but should we encourage it?

    Imagine Microsoft took Slashdots logo, and reworked it to associate them with hacking and insecurity, and everything it stands for is bad. And people believe it. I am not sure on the rights of the /. logo, I guess it is copyright/left and not GLP'd. /. has good viewer ownership, even those who hate /. feel a party to what it stands for, so your support is now being associeted with Microsofts new endeavour to associate open source with crime, 3rd world poverty, poverty and starvation in the richest countries, child abuse in the world and the lack of a balanced diet we all suffer from.

    Ownership of work, and the right to protect what it stands for is paramount, for both sides. Remember, artwork is inherently open source, you can see exactly what it composite aspects are, if you can see in the normal colour spectrum (and we are talking about art that can be defined as viewable through the normal human-visible spectrum).

    So if you think open-source == free, then forget it. If you agree that you can take any work, no matter what, and make a modified clone version, then forget it, if you think linux == open-source then remeber it is also free, and some open source, accessible works aren't free (not beer).

    Even free(beer), open-source software may come under restrictions that you cannot modify it (copyleft)

    Yes it is nice, and fitting to twist up a corporate logo, and yes some peoples works can be used to involke the opposite emotion, but like Gary Larson said, their works are like children, they are protective over them.

    What if someone kidnapped your kid, and decided to twist it up for their own agenda, especially if it isn't one you subscribe to.

    1. Re:Disagree Completely by notb4dinner · · Score: 1

      I'm half way through Naomi Klein's 'No Logo', so shoot me if this comes off as a mindless repetition of her points.
      Basically Klein's point on this particular issue is that many companies brands have come to represent far more than the company in itself, but rather the an entire cultural group or idea (this is in fact what the company desires to achieve). She suggests that a number of brands have passed from being brands in themselves and have become part of the vocabulary. Of course these bits of the vocabulary tend to be shouted much louder in the marketplace (or society if you so wish). Klein suggests that to voice some kind of dissent and still be heard that it has become necessary touse the use the vocabulary of those who have been given the resources necessary to be heard.

      Personally I feel that if brands want to become part of the cultural landscape then they need to begin to accept that culture feeds from what surrounds it. They cannont legitimately say "Hey, we want to be part of your life", then once we accept them begin to impose all sorts of regulations on the way we live our lives.
      (Hmmm, sorry if that turned out worse than I had planned....)

  50. Illegal Art Live Show Bootleg (NYC) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://noneinc.com/Live/IllegalArt/

  51. My sweet lord by yerricde · · Score: 1

    The other canonical example of illegal music, but this time, it wasn't meant to be illegal at first

    --
    Will I retire or break 10K?
  52. the best part is the location (slightly off topic) by number6x · · Score: 1

    The exhibit is at 2040 N Milwaukee Ave. in Chicago, les than two Blocks from Margie's candies (1960 N Western Ave.). Margie's is a local Business that has been making some of the best homemade ice cream and homemade candy since 1921.

    I was thinking of dropping by the art show but after seeing the location on the website, this is a must see :)

  53. Boggs by PancakeMan · · Score: 1

    J.S. Boggs is an American artist. There is an excellent hour-long documentary about him called "Money Man." It shows him at work, and one of his avid collectors, and follows him to Washington to try to retrieve some hand-drawn bills that had been confiscated by the Feds.

  54. Barterbux by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1

    I heard an story on NPR about the dot-com barter networks that exist some of which are folding. They would get businesses to pool their services and get barterbux in exchange for them which they could spend on services/goods from other participating businesses. I don't know why this is legal since it seems like a different currency to me..

    --

    Eat at Joe's.

  55. Your own money by John+Bayko · · Score: 1
    I visited the Canadian Currency Museum in Ottawa recently. The history of money is pretty fascinating.

    On the question of printing your own money, this used to be standard practice in Canada. Since the only "real" currency was coins, banks would print paper bills representing a given amount of coins (always promising to be "redeemable" until sometime in the 20th century). The Bank of Canada was set up to provide a central source of paper currenty, and to provide confidence in the currency after some issuers went bankrupt - and obviously when anyone can print their own money, counterfitting is pretty easy - you don't even need to copy a real bill, just make up a real-sounding bank name. For legitimate banks, it was fairly profitable (due to complex economics I don't fully understand), and there's nothing stopping banks from issuing their own currency if they want to, except that likely nobody will want it.

    In French Canada during shortages (such as war), playing cards were used as money (signed by an appropriate authority, such as a colonial governor).

    Currently in Canada there are only two widely accepted forms of paper currency - bills from the Bank of Canada (which have iridescent patterns on the surface that can't be recreated from a printer), and Canadian Tire Money, which are really coupons that can be spent at Canadian Tire stores, but can sometimes be spent elsewhere, depending on the retailer. Canadian Tire denominations are limited to something like 50 cents.

  56. Here's another: Devalued currency by phorm · · Score: 1

    You collect payment only in currency X, preferable one you know will be going down in value by the end of the year. As you are collecting at current-value, you always get paid the proper equivilent for your work. Once you get paid... immediately exchanged said currency for US$.

    Now... on your tax forms, can you claim that you were paid 50000 in currency X. Remember, if the currency is valued lower at the end of the year, you would be paying less tax for that 50,000 - not indicating the fact that you did a turnover to US$.

    This would only work if the foreign currency noticably dropped in value between the beginning and end of the tax year, and you'd also have to count the rates for exchanging currency. Anyone know if it would work though?

  57. Interesting Points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being the Anonymous Coward who wrote the slightly OTT post on corrupting peoples works, I found your comments a bit of an eye opener.

    I see what you mean, if they engineer these icons, and expose them to our society, then we, as a society, should take ownership, and be allowed to state what we feel they represent, in the same manner that we can say, I feel Microsoft is a very bad company, without getting sued for mentioning their name, we should be able to parody and lambaste any facet of their identity.

    We own the right to state what these represent to us, in any from, and reuse their work, or parody it. For fun not for profit.

    So, every piece of Disney work is their identity? Any character they develop, can be said to be the property of the viewers collectively?

    Or that they have a right to use it in their works to express their impression of the company and or industry? or the world as a whole?

    I see your idea for corporate logos, and I hope I made it clear that through my post that I percieved a distinction between the logo, and a genuine artistic creation, one of identity and one of creativity.

    1. Re:Interesting Points by notb4dinner · · Score: 1

      So, every piece of Disney work is their identity? Any character they develop, can be said to be the property of the viewers collectively?

      The problem with this view is that there is obviously a large grey area where, if laws are to be made, lines must be drawn somehow. At some point an artist can cross over from using a logo, character or trademark to make soem kind of statement, to blatantly co-opting anothers (individual or copany) work for themselves.

      I see your idea for corporate logos, and I hope I made it clear that through my post that I percieved a distinction between the logo, and a genuine artistic creation, one of identity and one of creativity.

      Of course, but what do we do when business attempts to pass it's corporate creations off as genuine art? (Or did you mean to say that the works in question are genuine art?)