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Nicotine-Free Cigs, Genetically Engineered
jim.b0b writes "Wired has an interesting article about nicotine-free cigarettes, made from genetically engineered tobacco grown by Amish farmers. Vector Tobacco is hoping that their Quest cigarettes will make them a viable competitor to RJR and Phillip Morris. Don't worry, they are nicotine-free, not carcinogen-free."
Grown by Amish farmers? Hmm... Something about this doesn't smell right. ;-)
...genetically engineered tobacco grown by Amish farmers
'nuff said.
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Until then, I waive my paw at them and say "Bah"
Still, with a plan, you only get the best you can imagine. I'd always hoped for something better than that. -CP
Like parachuting from a 4-feet ladder.
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... as the Amish plan to start producing buggies without wheels by the second quarter of 2004.
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Ishmael: Hey Ezekiel! I have an idea! We can grow genetically engineered tobacco that is non-habit forming!!!
Ezekiel: That's wonderful! What is genetic engineering?
Ishmael: Well, you take this machine, plug it in, and...oh...nevermind.
People have been clamoring for years for a cigarette that still tastes terrible, makes you smell, and kills you but doesn't get you high. I'll bet these will be really popular among the total idiot crowd.
Reminds me of an old Larry Niven quote about smoking. (sorry if I must paraphrase, I cannot remember the exact wording) "I love smoking, I think it's one of the few joys in life. If they ever make a cigarette that doesn't kill you, I'd start smoking again in a flash."
I read the internet for the articles.
Isnt another name for this marijuana?
Forget cigarettes... smoke a salmon.
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world... those who understand binary and those who don't
The picture at the bottom of the article has the following caption:
An Amish farmer takes a cell phone call as transgenic tobacco dries inside his 250-year-old barn in Holland, Pennsylvania.
Wonder what he uses for a ringer? Maybe a knock and a voice saying "Jedediah, thee has a call".
Come to think of it.. how does he recharge the thing?
Im a smoker. I can go without smoking for a few days if the need be. I'm not as addicted to the nicotine as I am the psychological connection to the action of smoking.
*cough*denial*cough*
You can't take the sky from me...
I thought you were talking about Jessica Alba.
Day 1: Start smoking nicotine free ciggies. Maybe these aren't so bad.
;)
Day 2: Ladedadeda...I'm fine, just don't talk to me.
Day 3: Jesus Christ, why do I work with such idiots?
Day 4: Are all users fucking morons or something? Jesus, what sort of prick can't set up Outlook?
Day 5: Ok, that's it, I've had enough of ALL of you! SOMEONE HAND ME THE AMMUNITION!
Day 6: Profi...oops, got carried away there.
Put another way, you can have my nicotine sticks when you prise them from my cold dead cancer ridden hand
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Anyone...???
Anyone..????
Beuler...????
This will happen, mark my words. That's the reason birth control ads have to specify that the pill doesn't keep you from getting AIDS.
If they're smart big tobacco will get on the bandwaggon and market their own nicotine free smokes. they can worm out of lawsiuts by saying "look, we clearly offer non addictive cigarettes. is it our fault to chose the addictive ones? No."
That, and they can market it like it's some sort of health food. Hell, that new light beer (I think it's like michaelob ultra lite or something) is being marketed with pictures of people doing sit-up and jumping jacks and shit. They're selling beer like it was PowerAde. MO and RJR can do the same thing and treat it like it's aroma therapy or something.
Blaze a trail to the New World
Ahhh, killing yourself slowly and horribly with none of the satisfaction associated with the real thing. It's like just eating what's in the grease trough of a Foreman grill and throwing the hamburger away.
*cue deep, addicted-cow voice*
T-O-M-A-C-C-O
"*cough*denial*cough*"
That's a nasty cough you've got there. Maybe you should give up ?
graspee
At least my nicotinergic receptors were sufficiently and pleasantly stimulated during my lifetime.
Translation:
At least my nicotinergic receptors were sufficiently and pleasantly stimulated during my shortened, putrid, more expensive lifetime (filled with yellow teeth, nicotine stained hands, uncontrollable cravings, and the knowledge that my filthy habit was unhealthy to the people that were close to me).
Have you considered taking up drinking?
~Idarubicin
I expect these will do about as well on the market as amphetamine-free speed, and nudity-free porn.
I would never put in my body something genetically engineered, think of the damage it could cause me.
Heck, it may give me cancer for all I know.
If Marlboro were to sell nic-free cigarettes, and that caused people to lose their addiction, therefore causing probably a good number of them to quit, wouldn't that be a hit to the bottom line?
How often is a fool born?
Dacels Jewelers can't be trusted.
New Smokable Nicotine Sticks: Can They Help Smokers Quit?
"Using palladium to treat tobacco, they produced a cigarette that caused 70 percent fewer tumors in mice."
:)
Guess that's final then, Palladium is a Good Thing after all
... and then there were none
Some caffeine-free Mountain Dew I had up north. Further proof that it is possible to market and sell products with no purpose.
The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.
It is also proven that dihydrogen oxide is lethal to everyone ingesting it
;)
Water? Well I guess it is lethal to breathe it.