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Technologies that Have Exceeded Their Expectations?

drfunch asks: "With the recent 'passing' of Pioneer 10 after over 30 years of service, I wonder what other technologies have far exceeded expectations. One example from my own experience is my trusty HP calculator, which is still going strong after 21 years. What technologies or devices have gone far beyond your expectations?"

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  1. Washer and Dryer by Andy_w715 · · Score: 3, Funny

    My washer and dryer are almost 30 years old....

    1. Re:Washer and Dryer by unicron · · Score: 1, Funny

      SHIT!! I still walk down to the river to get my wash on.

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    2. Re:Washer and Dryer by lauterm · · Score: 4, Funny

      My body is almost 30 years old. Its still running too. Well somewhat.

    3. Re:Washer and Dryer by Patik · · Score: 2, Funny
      Same here, as well as my refridgerator (well, my parents' actually).

      And being a poor college kid, I've got a 20 year old car that, by the looks of it, has been through hell and back.

    4. Re:Washer and Dryer by stand · · Score: 4, Funny

      My parents have a toaster that they bought at a garage sale back in the 50's. It still works great. I don't think I've ever had a toaster that lasted longer than 2 years. I'm hoping to inherit it.

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    5. Re:Washer and Dryer by freeweed · · Score: 5, Funny

      Pfft, I have some rocks in my back yard that are several billion years old. They still work just fine as lawn ornaments.

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    6. Re:Washer and Dryer by soloport · · Score: 3, Funny

      Mom (mine's 84 years old, this year)

      Outlasted Dad... :-(

    7. Re:Washer and Dryer by fsbilly · · Score: 2, Funny

      what happened to the teenagers? it's quite a tragedy to lose one, but THREE?

    8. Re:Washer and Dryer by Virtex · · Score: 4, Funny

      30 years is nothing. You should see my toothbrush. That thing's been through so much history. Passed down through the generations, it was used by one of my ancestors who fought in WW I. Before that it was brought thousands of miles across the ocean by this country's founding fathers. And you know what? It works just as well today as it did back then.

      Also of interest is some of the food in my refrigerator. Perhaps it's not as old as the toothbrush, but it's still a wonder of archeological history.

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    9. Re:Washer and Dryer by FireballFreddy · · Score: 2, Funny

      If they'd been able to dial 9-1-1 faster they might have been saved. Unfortunately...

      -FF

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    10. Re:Washer and Dryer by orasio · · Score: 3, Funny

      This watch was on my Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. Now he knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it's be confiscated. The way my Daddy looked at it, that watch was my birthright. And he'd be damned if and slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide somethin'. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave a friend the watch. He hid with uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, He was sent home to his family. And then he gave it to me (Butch).

      The watch went trhough all that and more, and it still works, but, of course, it doesnt smell nice.

  2. Magic Eightball by Ec|ipse · · Score: 5, Funny

    My Magic Eightball is great for answering questions from our sales department. Saves a lot of time on some of those questions that rely on actual thinking.

  3. My Apple //e still works. by BoomerSooner · · Score: 5, Funny

    Although all I play on it is Karateka (sp?). That damn bird...

    I got it in 1983.

  4. What else as gone beyond the norm? by grub · · Score: 4, Funny


    ..my liver.

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    1. Re:What else as gone beyond the norm? by DaytonCIM · · Score: 2, Funny

      LOL. Yeah... I figured after my Freshman year at college I'd need a new one, but... it's still going strong.

    2. Re:What else as gone beyond the norm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      the first funny thing i have read on slashdot after 3 years. this prompted my first post ever.

  5. them new fangled horseless carriages by AssFace · · Score: 2, Funny

    I never thought they's last.

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  6. Re:SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES! by PiratePTG · · Score: 2, Funny
    Yeah, so now clean it up before someone steps in it!!!

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  7. This is Easy... by LordYUK · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Real Doll. That thing goes WAY beyond expectations!

    Oh, wait, I dont think thats what you mean, was it...

    hmm...

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  8. Homemade marijuana "hitter". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I made it out of a Charmin toilet roll and some tinfoil found on the street back in 1977. To this day I use it.

  9. Re:Beating a Dead Horse? by Threni · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, well, people were ok with reading and then punching a hole in a piece of paper for 200 years. But that was before MTV, Fox and Hip-hop.

  10. pants by Hnice · · Score: 5, Funny

    for what seems like decades now we've been hearing wild, utopian speculation regarding an endless stream of leg-covering technologies, each hailed as a 'pants-killer'. on seemingly a yearly basis, it seems, sony or microsoft or archer daniels midland trots out some promising technology to replace pants -- some intended to render not just the item but the entire pants PARADIGM obselete forever. but for all this new-fangledness, what's that on your ass, i ask you? huh!?!?

    man, am i hung over.

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  11. my penis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    this device has greatly exceeded my expectations

    1. Re:my penis by znaps · · Score: 2, Funny

      Repost - someone already posted about floppies above this....

  12. Voyager last forever.... by twert · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hey just you wait until it comes back to destroy earth as VGER.

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  13. Best device ever by stubblehead · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've got this electric-synapse device in my skull that's been working terrific for over 23 years. And the original batteries that came with it still work! The only downside is the warrenty/insurance - it's a large monthly fee, but, hey, it's an expensive, fragile piece of equipment.

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  14. How about COBOL? x86? by siskbc · · Score: 2, Funny
    Does it count if it sucks and we JUST CAN'T get rid of it because of compatibilty issues?

    Or how about Intel's shitty (for now) chip design based on a great (for then) 1970's design?

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  15. Re:I know one.. by Ossifrage · · Score: 2, Funny

    And how many wish it hadn't?

  16. Re:Voyager by JudgeDredd · · Score: 5, Funny

    Voyager exceeded your expectations? I thought it was the worst of the lot. The characters were flat, and the plots were repetitive. Every other damn episode was about time travel, and they did it poorly.

    Well, except for 7 of 9. She wasn't flat.

  17. Re:The plain old wood pencil and ball point pen by TopShelf · · Score: 1, Funny
    There's a saying I've heard that when confronted with this issue of writing things down in space, NASA spent $zillions and came up with the Space Pen, since the lack of gravity wouldn't allow ball-point pens to function up there.

    The Russians used a pencil.

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  18. The mother of all inventions! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sliced Bread.

    You can not go a day without something being compared to it. I do not think the person who thought to actually sell sliced bread to all the lazy people in the world knew what a hit it would be.

    1. Re:The mother of all inventions! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes, but what was the invention of sliced bread compared to?

  19. Re:C= 64 - The Commodore 64 by puppetman · · Score: 4, Funny

    You have several good points (4, or 6?) in there.

    Someone, mod this up to 3 (or 5?).

    The Commodore 64 (or 66?) was definately a cool piece of hardware, but at age 12 (if I am accurately recalling my age; 14?) I had to suffer with a Tandy Color Computer 2 (or 3?). :)

  20. Re:As a tech support person... by icewalker · · Score: 5, Funny

    You might want to sit down for this.

    I once knew a Ph.D. who called saying that his "CD-ROM" drive wasn't working right and that it messed up his CD. No problem, I'll be over shortly to check it out. Then, I got to thinking, "He doesn't have a CD-ROM drive!!!"

    Sure enough, the guy tried to put a CD in a 5 1/4" Floppy Drive. The drive actually tried to read the CD! It messed up his CD and the drive! I couldn't decide if I should smack him or just laugh until I couldn't breathe.

    OH, BUT IT GETS BETTER!

    His Ph.D. was in Computer Science!!! I kid you not!!!

    The man was just too smart to get out of the RAIN and had the common sense of a rock.

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  21. Re:SR-71 Blackbird by larien · · Score: 2, Funny
    Well, if we're gonna mention aircraft, the Shakleton was originally built just after WWII and was still flying active duty in the UK (for surveilance duty) until the 90s.

    I remember a documentary about it just as it was retiring describing this bird as "10,000 loose rivets flying in close formation".

  22. Plutonium 239 by tchdab1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    With a half-life of 24,000 years, it takes a lickin' and still keeps you from tickin'.

  23. Re:How about.. by duck_prime · · Score: 2, Funny
    How about the wheel ? Surely no technological advancement is better than that ?
    Are you kidding? The dam' thing gets reinvented three times a day. That is shoddy design, sez I.
  24. Re:old phones by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 4, Funny
    Is there a HOWTO?

    Next time you're confronted with one, try screaming "MAN CLOCK" at it. Even it that doesn't work, somebody's bound to notice and tell you what time it is.

  25. Re: going on 20... by jo_ham · · Score: 2, Funny

    My parents' washing machine was one of the first front loaders - it's still washing 23 years later.

    Their Ferguson VHS deck is still working 20 years on too.

    Their Windows based PC broke after a year.

  26. Sliced Bread... by DrRobert · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is still the stand by which all new technologies are measured.

  27. Re:Unix by cooldev · · Score: 2, Funny

    But so is DOS.

    *ducks* :-)

  28. Re:old phones by captainktainer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Joke, meet Poster. Poster, meet Joke. Here are Joke's friends, Irony and Sarcasm. They hang out together a lot; you might want to get used to seeing them together. :-)

  29. Re:old phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just make sure you really pronouce that 'L' lest you get the wrong attention ;)

  30. Faber Castell and Commodore by Hidden_Soul · · Score: 2, Funny

    I regularly use my Faber Castell Dramstadt slide rule (67/54R)with Mechanical additator on the back and a Commodore Minuteman Calculator purchased in 1971. I picked both up at a garage sale for AU$2