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BSDs to be Merged
A dæmon writes "According to Daily Daemon News and The FreeBSD Diary, NetBSD, FreeBSD and GNU/OpenBSD are to be merged.
Read the full story here." This is a good thing since one of the two BSDs clearly sucked, and the other was clearly superior.
I think that that BSD is the best.
How about you?
IMarv
Trusting software vendors is no smarter than trus
This is a good thing since one of the two BSDs clearly sucked, and the other was clearly superior.
i so wish this were posted on some other day. can you imagine the comments?
And the superior one no doubt implemented RFC 3514
This can only be a good thing, for keeping the inferior BSD in compliance with the newest standards...
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You heard it here first.
its really important, and i dont understand why slashdot isnt posting it.
read the whitepaper here
i'm going to kee this up until slashdot posts about the evil bit.
... hi bingo
Pass me some of whatever shit your smoking, I definitely want some...
RoxyGuy
will it support the new IPv4 "Evil Bit" ?
The biggest controversy seems to be the selection of a new logo, which has stirred much debate within the new FretBSD community. While the BSD Daemon will remain, it's just a matter of changing his sneakers. Kris Kennaway, ex-FreeBSD Ports Cluster administrator, said : "We need to change those sneakers. Why do you think they're green anyway? Purple is a much superior color".
I wonder if paid subscribes don't have to put up with the April 1 jokes... might be worth it really.
Oh, I can't help quoting you because everything that you said rings true
This is a good thing since one of the two BSDs clearly sucked, and the other was clearly superior.
What, OS X?
Visit Jonesblog and say hello.
And both of them are dying.
I just couldn't resist.
--Won't that be grand? Computers and the programs will start thinking and the people will stop. - Dr. Walter Gibbs
One BSD to rule them all, /. spoof bind them...
One BSD to find them,
One BSD to bring them all,
And in a really bad
Stop by my site where I write about ERP systems & more
it might be a good thing (tm), but try fitting all those egos in one email list/IRC channel/conference.
There'd be dead bodies piled up.....
the United Nations delegates determined that the BSDs must unite
The UN debate was quite interesting. France vetoed the merger but were over-rulled by the US and the UK, while Canada sat on the sidelines...
That's great news, now they can be dying as a team rather than divisive little groups.
Yes, I know it's a joke
Trolling is a art,
If they don't include the IPv4 header changes all is lost. And surely BSD will die.
I mean, the other 364 days a year wasn't enough? ;)
In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
CmdrTaco is such an idiot. Where have I heard this before. Oh no! This evil bit isn't part of an RFC: it's a new RFC-creating VIRUS!!! It's everywhere, appended to every sentance I complete! I knew somthing was suspicious about CmdrTaco's grammar... All his grammar was perfect; on April 1st! This RFC virus is spreading fast! ...completing all sentances, damn! College students will be passing english! Look at the poster's sentance for GOD's sake!
CmdrTaco is such an idiot.
There it is! - - - - /
A sentance limiter!
The RFC virus! NO!!! The trolls will be ruined! The *BSD is Dying troll will have more correct grammar than the preachers at a casket ceremony at netcraft; because it is confirmed...the *BSD IS DYING trolls are...dying!
I find it sad that nobody has posted a "*BSD is alive!" troll...
Obliteracy: Words with explosions
As I write this it is 14:24 EST, so that means that Anchorage (Alaska,USA) has not to got to mid-day yet. Nor has San Francisco for that matter. So until there are no 12 noons left on 1st April 2003, then April fools has still got some fight left.
Jumpstart the tartan drive.
It's slashdotted, so here's what I picked up from the page. Hope it helps:
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"I only speak the truth"
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At the recent ITECD conference, the United Nations delegates
determined that the BSDs must unite in order to provide a single best
platform for use in third-world countries, and dispatched negotiators
to each of the project leads, resulting in the new "FretBSD Project."
The members of the FreeBSD and NetBSD teams have joined in
whole-heartedly, with both present and past members giving it their
blessing. "Now that us old geezers are out of the way, the BSD
projects can reunify like they should have done years ago" said Jordan
Hubbard, a long time player involved in FreeBSD from the start, but
now moved onto other projects.
Luke Mewburn, previous NetBSD core team member, said he was keen to
help with the merger: "FreeBSD was already using the NetBSD FTP
daemon, our rc.d system, and our Cardbus support. This was inevitable,
really."
Perry Metzger, ex-NetBSD developer with Wasabi Systems, said: "This is
what we've been waiting for! It'll give us access to more developers
and users! Could you please take the electrodes off now?"
Mr. Metzger will be doing his future FretBSD work from the lowest
level of the maximum-security United States prison camp in Guatanamo
Bay, with a 24x7 armed guard to ensure his safety.
Theo de Raadt could not be reached for comment. While Theo's home has
been surrounded, UN peacekeeper troops have yet to storm the building.
UN spokesmen insist that the siege is going according to plan,
however, and Theo is expected to be available for integration in the
new combined BSD at some date in late 2023. Of the two hundred
eighty-nine casualties suffered by the UN troops at this time, the
commanding officer insists that they were caused by a rampaging
Canadian moose. Daniel Hartmeier, previously of the OpenBSD Project,
insists that OpenBSD has no weapons of moose destruction.
Within a week, all mailing lists and Web servers for the legacy NetBSD
and FreeBSD projects will be terminated. The mailing list for the new
combined project will be hosted from the United Nations datacenter on
a Microsoft Exchange server. As UN monitors will be moderating the
mailing lists to prevent disagreements and divisive arguments before
they begin, this system is expected to be adequate for the load.
The biggest controversy seems to be the selection of a new logo, which
has stirred much debate within the new FretBSD community. While the
BSD Daemon will remain, it's just a matter of changing his sneakers.
Kris Kennaway, ex-FreeBSD Ports Cluster administrator, said : "We need
to change those sneakers. Why do you think they're green anyway?
Purple is a much superior color".
In a rather disturbing vein, Greg Lehey has disappeared. Rumours
continue to circulate that he has set up a rogue CVS and mail server
somewhere in Tasmania. Similar rumours surrounding the disappearance
of Christos Zoulas have not been substantiated, but we have been
unable to contact him.
CmdrTaco and Hemos have merged into a single Slashdot editor, in an effort to reduce duplicate posts.
Clearly, one of them was superior.
Hyuck, hyuck. Merry April 1. :-\
CmdrTaco's Dulpicate stories Merged
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An independant source confirmed today that the famous editor of Slashdot.org, Rod "CmdrTaco" Malda has got his act together and stated merging his dulpicate stories. Malda is quoted as saying "I'm not as think as you drunk I am" when asked how he could be so forgetful in his posting of duplicate stories.
Other internet sources also confirmed that bandwidth usage declined by 59% after the dupes were merged. This decline has been dubbed "The Reverse
Hilarious! :-)
I'd hate to have to rewrite all my rule sets.