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Corporations Suffer Microsoft Activation Bug

Uncle Bob writes "Trustworthy Computing, eat your heart out! As of the 2003-04-14 update, people are reporting that Office 2000 SR1a is now asking to be "registered" again. And again, and again. Very little information has been posted on the traditional news sites (the only link I could find was The Register. Note - The Register's story is not quite accurate, but the registration bug is real. Our company with approx 80,000 PCs has been hit...."

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  1. Sweet. by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    "You have successfully activated Microsoft Office 2000.
    Your computer will resume crashing.

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    1. Re:Sweet. by Anonymous+Canard · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Isn't it fraudulent to sell someone a perpetual license for software that you've knowingly designed to stop working after two years?

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    2. Re:Sweet. by racermd · · Score: 5, Informative

      The expected lifespan of just about any desktop computer system in the corporate environment is 5 years (you can only deduct 1/5 of the computer's cost each year). That has more to do with how the IRS allows companies to use computers as deductions and less about the actual technology and/or software. As we all know, the real-world lifespan of a computer is more like 2-3 years until either the technology is no longer cost effective to support or newer and faster systems are just less expensive to purchase. I agree with your comment, however. The manufacturer should be responsible for the reliability and quality (kwalitee?) of it's products, whether hardware or software.

      More interesting, however, is why these companies haven't tested their upgrades prior to deployment. Surely a company with 80,000 comptuers has a few system on which to form a small testing environment behind an internal firewall? "Upgrades" from MS shouldn't be exempt from security and stability testing prior to deployment. And just because MS says it's a fix doesn't mean that it will work with your company's configurations. In reality, this should be a non-issue as proper testing would reveal any major problems. The fact that this *is* an issue should be a wake-up call to all IT managers and those above them that proper testing is required on *ALL* software and upgrades.

      Sheesh. Some people.

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    3. Re:Sweet. by Jason+Earl · · Score: 5, Informative

      This particular bug is triggered by the date. In other words, the testing procedure would have had to include moving the clock forward past a certain "magical" date.

      Personally, I think that this sort of testing should be done by Microsoft. As far as I am concerned that's why you are paying hundreds of dollars a seat for their software. If this bug was triggered by the existence of some third party software then I could maybe see your point, but this is a simple bug in MS Office. The fact of the matter is that after a certain date certain versions of Office 2000 try to register themselves and fail (because Microsoft shipped a broken wizard).

    4. Re:Sweet. by MattCohn.com · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Microsoft didn't design it to stop working after any amount of time. In a number of countries it is a requirement that products are "registered" (this doesn't affect the UK).

      As of April 15th Office 2000 SR1 no longer needs to be registered in those affected countries but it appears that things have gone a bit wrong.

      Instead of bashing Microsoft, learn the facts.

  2. This hit us. by sakailind · · Score: 5, Informative
    This hit my company yesterday. We've got about 500 Windows 2000 workstations with Office 2000 and a site license. At the time we were negotiating I was arguing that we should be looking at free software and Linux, but was laughed at. While I'll agree it wasn't the best time for Linux on the desktop, this does have me pulling a 'I told you so' as hundreds of our employees are bugged each time they try to start office.

    The solutions microsoft has suggested to us thus far:

    • Set the clock back two years. Means all our files have bad datestamps, and interferes with our content management system, so this is not an option.
    • Go through a four page process to clean the registry. This leaves you at a point where Office starts again, but it is still complaining upon startup. IE you still only have 50 times before you need to do this again.
    • Install new site license key. They've promised we'll get the opportunity to try that RSN. No idea if/when they'll get us a key - they've been stalling on this one. It could be that it's impossible without another patch first.
    Are we happy? Oh noo....
    1. Re:This hit us. by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If you have a Help Desk application that tracks hours related to working on this mess, you (and other customers) should ask for a reduction in your support costs to compensate for all the non-value added work your internal staff is having to do. Ideally, this sort of clause should be built into a purchase up front, and it would have to start with large customers, but MS (and other vendors) need to face some serious financial consequences for blunders like this...

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    2. Re:This hit us. by jsupreston · · Score: 2, Informative
      Dear God, please don't set the server clock back. If you do, NDS will be barking, yelling, crying, whining for a very long time. I know. I had a guy helping me when I ran a large NetWare shop, and he did this once. Took a while to clean up his mess.

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    3. Re:This hit us. by afidel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You assume everything is kept on the fileservers, not in most environments. Yes you want to save thing off to the fileservers for distribution and backup but most people work on their files on their local pc's. This is the situation at almost every shop I have been to.

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    4. Re:This hit us. by tempestdata · · Score: 5, Insightful

      hah! You're having trouble with your company not wanting to use Linux for the desktop. My company wants to have nothing to do with open source. They wont even let me use an open source library for an internal tool!
      All the big wigs here think open source software is way too buggy to be trusted. At the same time I see them complaing about Microsoft bugs, and think to myself... "Lets assume for a minute that OSS is buggy, but atleast you are not paying for it!"
      But I dont care. I tried on multiple occassions to save the company money by advocating the use of open source libraries, and enhancing existing libraries, instead of writing them from scratch or purchasing a commericial one. I was made dismissed as being another one of those 'linux geeks who have no understanding of how business works'. Who knows? perhaps they are right. But I'm never going to try to propose an open source solution to a problem to this company again. Besides, I realized, that if my suggestion DID save the company money, I wouldn't get much out of the savings, all of it would go into the pockets of the top few. Whats the point?

      Anyway, as far as this bug goes. Microsoft will probably have a quick fix available on their website soon.

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    5. Re:This hit us. by Havokmon · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You assume everything is kept on the fileservers, not in most environments. Yes you want to save thing off to the fileservers for distribution and backup but most people work on their files on their local pc's. This is the situation at almost every shop I have been to.

      And you didn't fix it? That's just bad networking.

      MAP ROOT S:=SERVER/Volume:USERS/$USERNAME
      Tell the users to save ALL files on S:\. Now set your office prefs default directory to S:, and 99% of the time the user won't even know the difference.

      IMHO, in a Windows environment, MAP ROOT is a PITA.
      But what are you using Windows as a file server for? Ahh, you're paid hourly :P

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    6. Re:This hit us. by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's not the deal they signed with Microsoft. The deal says that the company pays Microsoft a ton of money in exchange for using their software and technical support of that software. It would be nice if MS gave them a break for all the time the support staff spent dealing with bugs, but that wasn't the deal. If you even proposed that deal I would bet that MS would tell you to get lost. "What are you going to do? Not use Office?"

      From a practical point of view, who verifies the costs? What if I report to Microsoft that my 100 person support team spent two work days dealing with some small bug. And by the way, our support people make $250k/year.

      As nice as your proposal sounds in terms of fairness, any person or company has two choices in software:

      1) Use Microsoft's products and take what they're given.

      2) Don't use Microsoft's products.

      The parent poster's company has made its decision. They should deal with it.

      -B

    7. Re:This hit us. by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The parent poster's The parent poster's company has made its decision. They should deal with it.

      I got the impression that is exactly what his/her/it's point exactly was. They locked themselves into software that they only use because "everyone else does". I know I'm in the same boat despite everything I (litterally) prove otherwise. I'm surprised (from time to time) that I haven't got canned yet. I've been told (essentially) that I can't even say the "L" word anymore. OK, fine. I still speak up on alternatives, and also PROVE that they are viable ones (Mozzie, OOo, etc.). It's like talking to a wall, though.

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    8. Re:This hit us. by jkabbe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Tell the users to save ALL files on S:\. Now set your office prefs default directory to S:, and 99% of the time the user won't even know the difference.

      Yeah, they won't notice the difference because they will still save the files on their C drive. At least that's been my experience.

    9. Re:This hit us. by JWW · · Score: 2, Interesting

      OpenOffice doesn't have an "L" word in it ;-)

      I do feel sorry for you about that, though. The Linux users group at my company had to shut down untder the same kind of threat. Funny thing, as they allow internally hosted employee group sites from quilting to fishing to almost anything you can think of, but LINUX, can't have a site for THAT.

    10. Re:This hit us. by Havokmon · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Tell the users to save ALL files on S:\. Now set your office prefs default directory to S:, and 99% of the time the user won't even know the difference.

      Yeah, they won't notice the difference because they will still save the files on their C drive. At least that's been my experience.

      I've been doing this at different companies for 7 years from Win 3.1 to Win2k. If they have files on C:, move them to S:, change their default save locations, tell them to save everything on S:. S: is their personal home directory.

      Once their default locations are changed, they have to PURPOSELY save to c:. If you've informed them in writing, AND you've made these default changes, any lost files due to workstation issues is entirely the fault of the user. They can bitch an moan all they want, but if you lay it all out for them, there's nothing that can touch you.

      You can say, "Hey, I did this, this and told them that. Their workstation is configured to save on the server, and that user decided not to. There isn't anything more that can be done, they need to change their habits."

      If need be, include the S: drive notification with the information you give new users (passwords/email addr/etc). Make it a template, standard form, whatever. Make SURE they know saving on C is nothing less than reckless.

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    11. Re:This hit us. by DarkZero · · Score: 2, Interesting

      From a practical point of view, who verifies the costs? What if I report to Microsoft that my 100 person support team spent two work days dealing with some small bug. And by the way, our support people make $250k/year.

      There's definitely a way to implement this in the contract. As with any contract regarding constant service, from rental homes that require repairs to service contracts for air conditioners and heaters, a penalty for lack of service can be required either at a set rate, by percentage, or some other rate that can be proven through evidence instead of the unfounded claims of the client that is demanding a discount. Contracts for small, mid-size, large, and multinational businesses could have different set rates, a small percentage of the cost of the entire deal could be used as a penalty rate for all businesses, etc. The problem, however, is that A) this is not in the contract and Microsoft's clients are thus in no position to demand any sort of refund or penalty fee, B) Microsoft would never allow that sort of contract anyway because they have a de facto monopoly advantage in the workplace, and C) Microsoft would never make that sort of decision because both their older and hastily patched software is so horrifically buggy that they would lose tons of money on such a plan.

    12. Re:This hit us. by Blkdeath · · Score: 2, Informative
      Yeah, they won't notice the difference because they will still save the files on their C drive. At least that's been my experience.

      Some steps to follow;

      1. Move existing documents from C: to x: (network home directory)
      2. Change application defaults to x:
      3. (Optional) Set group policy to redirect "My Documents" to x:
      4. Issue written instructions to save to x:, with backing from management (yours and theirs), accompanied with notice that only files saved to x: come with any guarantee that they will still be there the next morning (vis, if their computer goes south, you replace parts and re-image, but the server is backed up regularly)

      The key is to remind all employees regularly (twice/year or thereabouts) in writing, and keep management abreast of the situation and the reasons for doing so to ensure maximal CYA. If they don't listen to you and they lose work ("HDD crashed? Sorry, we can't justify $3k for data recovery for your workstation. But it's ok, your work is all stored on the server, right?"), it's their problem, and their job on the line.

      The BOFH approach, while fun, doesn't work terribly well with common users. You have to explain the situation to them and attempt to reason it out in language they understand. If they know more than you about these computers (then why aren't they doing your job?), ensure that they've received their bi-monthly copy of the computer usage guidelines and hope it never has to come to a head.

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    13. Re:This hit us. by RoLi · · Score: 3, Informative
      I can't believe somebody is really taking this advice seriously.

      You have so much problems - Emails with the wrong date which make you look stupid (and may cause to not be read at all), programs complaining about files made in the future, confusion about which day is today ("but my calendar said that the 8th was saturday") and lots of other problems.

      Just download openoffice or get a warez MSOffice from mldonkey.

    14. Re:This hit us. by Latent+IT · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yeah, it's called "synthetic time".

      For those of you who don't know how NDS works (and probably don't care), I'll spill some of my useless knowledge on you.

      So, let's say you set the clock back on a Novell server. Most NDS transactions are timestamped, to allow auditing, and other such nice things. The problem is, let's say you set your time back now - it's 4/17/03, 12:40pm, and you set it back to 4/17/00, 12:40pm.

      NDS isn't exactly *stupid* - it has transactions leading up to 4/17/03, and time very rarely goes backwards like that. So the server is forced to issue "synthetic time", so every transaction takes place a very short ammount of time after 4/17/03, 12:40:0000, then 12:40:00.01, 12:40:00.02, and so on. This will *never fix itself*...

      Well, until 4/17/03, 12:40:xx.xx pm, when things catch up. Then everything will be fine.

      Never fear! You can fix this. After you roll your clocks back, just run dsrepair with the -a switch (which allows you to do the stupid things - but for the really stupid things, you can use the switches -xk2 -xk3), and pick advanced options -> Global Schema Operations. Log in, and select "Declare a new Epoch."

      Then you're just really telling the Novell server, yes, strange as it may seem, time *did* go backwards. And it deals with it.

      I really don't know why I bothered to write that.

    15. Re:This hit us. by mobileskimo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Seriously. That's a large salary. What are the qualifications and do you have room for another? I designed entire double redudant networks for an entire continent (South America, 22 countries) for one organization in NY and didn't get paid half that. Maybe my negotiating skills aren't up to par but I don't EVER remember seeing numbers like that except in middle and upper management ;)

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    16. Re:This hit us. by HiThere · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And when the network goes down?
      Or when they disconnect their portable, and take it to a meeting?

      Sorry. There's lots of environments where "save everything to the file server" is *really* bad advice. (And of course, many where it's good advice.)

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  3. upgrade by asv108 · · Score: 4, Informative

    To OpenOffice.org(No Reg Required). Openoffice is now to the point where it is more than adequate for 90% of MS Office users, especially those who just use word and powerpoint. For the other 10%, just keep using MS Office.

    1. Re:upgrade by dmccarty · · Score: 4, Insightful
      [...] those who just use word and powerpoint.

      Is OpenOffice really there yet? During our final presentation last week in a CS class, a fellow was trying to explain to the teacher why his entire presentation featured scrunched up, barely legible text. "I created it in OpenOffice and brought it into PowerPoint," he explained, as the class laughed at at him.

      I'm not saying that it's not a good product, but is it ready for prime time?

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    2. Re:upgrade by Planesdragon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Is OpenOffice really there yet? During our final presentation last week in a CS class, a fellow was trying to explain to the teacher why his entire presentation featured scrunched up, barely legible text. "I created it in OpenOffice and brought it into PowerPoint," he explained, as the class laughed at at him.

      The student deserved it. He should AT LEAST have ran through it once on the presentation setup, to catch any bugs like that. (We do that here at work, and we all have the exact same system.)

      OoO isn't quite ready for prime time yet (see last 2 journal entries). It's getting better and better, but it's still behind Office in too many areas to perform a coup.

    3. Re:upgrade by johnnyb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's true any time you transport documents - INCLUDING UPGRADING BETWEEN VERSIONS OF THE SAME PRODUCT. If you have different fonts, if you have different software versions, etc., etc. My guess is that he actually created it on _Linux_ using OpenOffice (Linux has completely different fonts) and then moved it to Office. Font issues (at least from my experience) do not exist on Windows OfficeWindows StarOffice conversions.

      The only way to _really_ be sure that something looks exactly right in two places is to use PDF.

      THe same thing would have likely happened in many other cases not involving StarOffice at all.

      I'm not saying StarOffice is perfect, but people seem to be blaming StarOffice for every little problem they have, completely ignoring the times when they happen on their current system, or even when it might not be StarOffice that's at fault.

      One thing I love about the latest StarOffice beta is that it allows you to convert PPT files to Flash for web usage - that's a cool feature!

    4. Re:upgrade by MeNeXT · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I wonder how many of those who laughed had a legal copy of MS Office?

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    5. Re:upgrade by johnnyb · · Score: 2, Informative

      He needs to look into his program. What is happening is that his computer is not transfering his extra fonts to the PDF. This makes them bigger, but is necessary for a portable PDF. If he is using Mathematica, I know there is an option for this (although that may just be for Postscript).

  4. Re:What is true, then? by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 2, Informative

    If the Reg is false, then what's the true story?

    The dude didn't say "false", he said "The Register's story is not quite accurate, but the registration bug is real.". What part of that did you not get? The article referenced doesn't get *EVERY TINY LITTLE DETAIL* right, but the fact still remains that this is something that I get to look forward to getting calls and e-mails about in the VERY near future (I'm the Admin...).

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  5. Ahem... by Ace+Rimmer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Nice bug. They really encourage people to pirate so-called corporate versions (no activation needed).

    I'm looking forward to a day when BSA (and other above-law organisations) will enforce all win users to buy ms licences for everything they use. That'd be a happy day for Linux.

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    1. Re:Ahem... by Phronesis · · Score: 2, Insightful
      They really encourage people to pirate so-called corporate versions (no activation needed).

      Read the article. This bug affects only the corporate versions:

      The problem appears to centre on the Select Customer - ie. non-academic volume licence purchasers
  6. sue? by adamruck · · Score: 4, Interesting

    how long before someone sues microsoft for lost time/effort , 80000 pc's for a single company.. how many pc's total? Could it be in the millions?
    The only thing I can think of protecting mircrosoft would be the EULA, but im no expert in that area.

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    1. Re:sue? by Sloppy · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Microsoft isn't the correct party to sue over this.

      The lawsuit should be by the stockholders of a company, against execs that sign large licensing agreements with Microsoft after this incident. Microsoft fuckups are now a historically established and well known problem. Only an incompetent (or corrupt?) executive would flush company equity down the drain like that, or take such huge risks in the future. That would be wilfully negligent mismanagement of someone else's assets.

      I hate to say it... but it might be worthwhile to examine such an executive's own portfolio, to see if they have anything to personally gain by transferring funds from the company where they work, to Microsoft. Although I'd certainly hope it's not the case, it may be that there's more going on than mere negligence.

      Nah, I'm being paranoid. Nobody running a large company would do anything against the interests of stockholders for their own personal financial gain. Just forget I said it -- it's so inconceivable.

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  7. Re:80,000 by npietraniec · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yes, and imagine the hell (and cost) when all 80,000 users are confused about how to use their computer and half of their complex .doc and powerpoint documents don't work right.

  8. Cracking down on Piracy? by jamesjw · · Score: 5, Funny


    I think Microsoft have gone a little overboard this time.. maybe they got the licence code crossed with the auto save..

    "It has been fifteen minutes since you last entered your licence number, would you like to enter it again now? [Yes] [Yes] or [YES!]" :)

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    1. Re:Cracking down on Piracy? by NickFitz · · Score: 2, Funny

      maybe they got the licence code crossed with the auto save

      Or the Office Assho^H^Histant...

      It looks like you're a dirty stinking software pirate. Do you want some help erasing your hard drive?

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  9. Where is this in the TCO? by haystor · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Every time I hear that software price is only a small consideration in TCO, I wonder where licensing administration goes in that TCO. Be sure to file this one in there too.

    I've also never seen acquisition costs for free software, "well I've got a meeting with the vendor this afternoon. we're gonna haggle over the price of 20 seats."

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  10. Piracy by wiggys · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Yet another example of how ordinary consumers can be hurt by anti-piracy measures.

    So far we've seen:

    products which won't work after 30 days until you "activate them" (Win XP, Office XP, Autocad, etc),
    games which install fully to your hard-drive but require the CD in to be played,
    games which require a CD key to be played online (try playing a second-hand game online!),
    games which won't work with certain CD drives thanks to the way the Safedisk copy protection system works,
    programs which require you to enter a particular word or phrase from the manual every time you want to use it,
    CDs which stop you from making a legal backup copy,
    DVDs which only work if you are in a particular region, or use a particular OS, not to mention Macrovision problems
    etc etc. Yet the people who pirate products rarely have any of the above mentioned problems. OK, so they have to keep up-to-date with keygens and no-CD patches, but my point is that ordinary consumers are penalised for the crimes of others.

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    1. Re:Piracy by wiggys · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I also forgot the dreaded LENSLOCK which plagued Sinclair Spectrum owners in the 1980s.

      Basically you got a piece of plastic which you had to fold and place onto your screen. You then had to line the plastic up with certain pixels and then look through the LENSLOCK device to "read" the scrambled symbol on screen.

      Bear in mind that you plugged your Spectrum into your TV set, and you might have a 14" portable telly or a whopping great 30" beauty. In most cases (I think Elite was one of the culprits too) you only had 3 chances of getting it right. If you didn't THE COMPUTER WOULD RESET! And as the game was loaded from tape you had another 5-7 minute wait ahead of you.

      In the end I bought a microdrive unit and a snapshot interface and saved the game to microdrive once I'd got past the copy protection. Happy days!

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    2. Re:Piracy by Hobophile · · Score: 5, Informative
      games which won't work with certain CD drives thanks to the way the Safedisk copy protection system works,

      I am going to second this point, as it truly is one of my pet peeves.

      The new Securom 4 is absolutely awful about this. I have many friends whose brand new games will not play because Securom tries to do things with their brand new CD-ROM drives that those drives just don't handle well.

      What are these customers supposed to do? Buy a new CD-ROM drive? What if that one doesn't work either?

      The one solid workaround that I have found is to use Daemon Tools in conjunction with a product like Alcohol 120% to create a perfect MDS image of the CD.

      Let's face it. With names like "Daemon Tools" and "Alcohol" these products are clearly not targetting your casual software buyer, who is just as likely as a pirate to be locked out of a game he legally purchased. They won't know what's going on, they just know that their game doesn't work 90% of the time. Oh, and good luck returning that opened software if they simply can't get it to work at all.

      The irony here is that anyone who makes an effort to play games illegally is probably familiar with these tools, which is to say precisely the people Safedisc, Securom and others are trying to stop.

      Most asinine of all is that the games which have CD-keys and are more or less entirely multiplayer oriented -- Warcraft 3, Unreal Tournament 2003 -- have for some reason adopted the most bleeding edge versions of Securom. Anyone serious about the game is going to need a legitimate copy of the game in order to have a valid CD key! Why force them to have the real CD inserted as well?

      So far Bioware, with Neverwinter Nights, gets my award for the most clued-in company in this regard. NWN shipped with Securom 4 support, which was almost immediately disabled by the first patch.

      I only wish Blizzard would do the same for Warcraft 3, so I could stop explaining to my friends that everyone gets those "Please insert the game CD" messages, and that their options are: repeatedly click 'OK' until the stars align properly and the game decides you're not evil; or, use an MDS image with Daemon Tools and you won't have any more trouble.

    3. Re:Piracy by wiggys · · Score: 2, Interesting
      A friend of mine bought Command and Conquer on the budget range recently. It wouldn't work - came up with a strange error message about a .TMP file.

      I looked on the net and discovered it was a SafeDisk problem - his CD drive wasn't behaving in a way which was compatible with Safedisk.

      He could have returned the game to the shop, bought a new CDROM drive and hoped for the best, or resorted to www.gamecopyworld.com for a no-CD crack. In the end he chose the latter option, but he told me that he somehow feels like a software pirate even though he paid real money for the game!

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    4. Re:Piracy by The+Creator · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You dont complain about security guards at banks, so dont complain about anti-piracy methods!

      I remember one day i was at the bank. The security guards there suddenly(due to an error in their training) forced all the ligitimate costomers out of the bank and in to the street, then they blocked the door so noone could get in. Stopped everyone from getting any business done that day. The security guard vendor had to come to the bank and replace the guard before the bank could open again.

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    5. Re:Piracy by realdpk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When was the last time a security guard, who's seen you nearly every day for the past 2 years (ala MS Office being run nearly every day for the past 2 years), suddenly refused entry and demanded you show your ID again, and prove that you have an account there?

      If that's ever happened, it's time to find a new bank.

  11. Re:80,000 by bigpat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd say between 4 to 8 million dollars(probably over a 4 to 5 year year period given the lifetime of PCs in corporate environments), but only if Dell would only offer workstations with Linux preinstalled for less than those with windows.

    Dell is the next windows gatekeeper.

  12. Not cost effective by Phelan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    With a company that large support costs would be substancial. We both know they are not shelling out a per computer licensing fee, but probably have site licenses that are actually rumored to be cost efficent. [we use SuSE on all our servers, and some of our desktops but we are also significantly smaller and did not change systems mid stride]

    The main cost here would not be the licensing, but rather the training until the same level expertise is reached with the new system for the workstation user (lost man hours, actual cost of training etc.) and support costs.

    I don't know what the acceptable standard is of system administrators to users, but lets say 100 users need a support staff of 3-5 people (depending on the field of expertise, shifts, back up personel, crisis management etc.) to gurantee uptime somewhere near 99.9% of the time. The avg. college kid can probably work as an intern in a lot of these when it comes to M$ based solutions, but when you go off into the world of Unices, where people actually need to have a basic understanding of what is happening support costs (and the avg. wage of the staff) would skyrocket. So grudgingly, I have to say that Open source would probably not be the answer for them, unless they phase it in through usual upgrade cycles and develop an efficent system for training (and that is very much an 'if')

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    1. Re:Not cost effective by nolife · · Score: 4, Interesting

      At my current employer we support MS Office, but we also support various additions to MS Office, Wordperfect, Lotus Notes, Groupwise, Outlook, 20-30 trade specific applications (accounting apps, HR apps, Faxing applications,etc..), 15-20 web applications, and various other random software packages. These other applications need to be trained on and learned by everyone also. Why do people assume the everyone is born with the ability to use MS Office and would struggle more then normal for anything else? 95% of our support calls for MS Office are formatting, numbering pages, inserting symbols, page layout, and TOC, TOA issues. We would get these calls for ANY freaking office package we used. I would say that initally (maybe a month or two) it would be rough but after that is would be business as usual.

      I think the the training costs and issues with switching office packages is nothing but FUD. There may be issues with a different office package not working with existing applications or addon's but that is a different issue all together and that is not limited to just office packages.

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  13. Re:80,000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    this comment should never have been modded up. Rather than to Moderate it "overrated" as I believe it is, I chose to forgo my moderation privileges in this story to express my disgust.

    This comment is not even close to being "insightful" its simply a whore's ploy to suck up to the slashdot mentality by offering a canned statement. For this opinion to be insightful, some sort of evidence would have had to be expressed.

    Furtthermore, if this was in fact a satire of the slashdot community, as I must wonder if it is, then that should have been made far more apparent. /Grumble

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  14. This is only the beginning. by Chocolate+Teapot · · Score: 4, Funny
    Within a couple of years you will not even be able to log into windows without standing with your hand on your heart, pledging allegiance to the gilded image of Chairman Gates and singing the anthem. All together now...

    "Developers, developers, developers, developers.."

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  15. Planned obsolecense... by alchemist68 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Micro$oft was looking for a way to force people to upgrade to the new licensing plan. Looks like they've found a way. Bastards.

    I, however, am unaffected by this tragic event. I'm a happy Apple Macinotsh owner who uses Mac OS X and OpenOffice.

    Really, there is no reason why corporations have to stay with M$; OpenOffice is good enough for the average business user.

  16. good example! by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is one good reason why things like online registration and verification (like Windows XP has), and certain flavours of DRM, are flawed. There's the obvious privacy concerns as well, but this is a good example to show your friends, family and bosses why this stuff is bad. They might care less about privacy and rights, but they will care that, when a registration or DRM scheme will screw up, you will not get the benefit of the doubt!. Instead you will be locked out of your system and/or data.

    This is a problem that PHBs, legislators and your dear old granny can understand, so spread the word.

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    1. Re:good example! by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Doesn't have to be online... Remember when Office XP decided to lock out users because the hardware had changed? (Some users had merely swapped a battery for a CD player in a laptop).

      The cause of the potential problems in this area when using DRM and online product activation is not the same as the registration thingy in Office 2000, but the result is the same: you are locked out of the product. Tell people about how product activation may lock you out of your own computer or data, and often you get the reply "surely they won't screw up that badly, and surely they wouldn't lock you out completely?". If they tell you that, counter with this example.

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  17. Why is it by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That outside of the register and slashdot there's no mention of this bug? Google turns up empty, nothing in the MSDN.

    Apparently it's affecting few systems, and not every install of SR1a, else it would be major news and be covered by mainstream media, and there'd be a downloadable patch or something.

    Could it be some sort of user error? Installing as an unprivelidged user, or using some automated registry cleaner? Or Gator? Gator wrecks a lot of stuff, ya know.

    It isnt affecting anything in our office, or any of our clients.

    Is it possible that linux zealots are making a mountain out of a molehill? Nah, that's unpossible.

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    1. Re:Why is it by spinlocked · · Score: 5, Informative

      Apparently it's affecting few systems, and not every install of SR1a

      If you RTFA, you'll notice that it is affecting corporate users running Microsoft Select software. Microsoft Select is a bulk licensing scheme which saves corporations from all that tedious mucking about with license keys (a practical impossibility with this size of user base).

      I happen to know the 'global energy company' which is mentioned in The Register article. They pay Microsoft a huge sum of money for their software and this is going to affect their relationship significantly - they are not amused. I expect there will be a significant discount on future licenses, a large penalty payment or a very high profile public relations disaster for Microsoft.

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  18. Did you say..... Oh. by gosand · · Score: 4, Funny
    Within a couple of years you will not even be able to log into windows without standing with your hand on your heart, pledging allegiance to the gilded image of Chairman Gates and singing the anthem.

    Dang, I thought you said gelded .

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  19. Secure Computing by rf0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well least it gets round the problem of any pirated software. No one can run anything now :)

    rus

  20. Re:80,000 by AssFace · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My mom used to work with a division of IBM and when I heard how large just their NC buildings were, I thought the same thing - wow, now I see where MS makes its money.

    Then I wondered about switching to Linux and how much that would *save* them.

    I mentioned that to my mom and she said that they discussed it many times, but they ran figures on how much money they spent/lost just switching from one *program* to another (training and help desk support), let alone to a whole new operating system.
    She was in the department that hired temps and they used software that scanned in resumes and then fed them to a database and allowed searches on it and such. At the time, I worked for a company that had a superior product to what they had, it was cheaper, and had a better UI. She said in order for them to switch (after they looked into it), due mostly to training, it would add on over $2million in costs to the overall price - and their current system "worked" so they were going to change. And that was just her group which was "only" a few thousand people.
    You could argue that were the software easy enough to work with, you wouldn't need to train the users... but if you think that way, you give the users WAY too much credit - something one learns quickly in the software industry - if you are writing software for end users, remember that your end users are fat dumber than you can ever estimate.

    Essentially the only way you could switch (easily and cost effectively) over an office is if it were very small, and if the users were already relatively tech savvy.

    for the most part, any savings in OS and program cost is lost in productivity lost during the switch and the increased support for people that are essentially all newbies at that point.

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  21. Nobody ever been fired for buying Microsoft... by WetCat · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think that will happen soon...

  22. A microsoft article on this... by TWagers · · Score: 5, Informative

    I work for the help desk of a company that supports 30,000 windows PC's, and while we have never officially deployed or distributed Office 2000, we do have a few users that have it installed. We got an advisory from our backline support that this problem is discussed in a technical article Microsoft provided to its partners. The partner-level article is 816642 - You Cannot Register Office 2000 After You Change the System Date. The link is https://premier.microsoft.com/premier/library/defa ult.aspx?path=/premier/kb/en-us/816/6/42.ASP?KBID= 816642 , but if you don't have premium support, you can't view it, and I can't find a mirror of it via Google. The cause? Well, the issue appears related to the "End of life" code written into the product, which is what that article discusses. Apparently, Microsoft coded Office 2000 to 'expire' and to need to be reativated at some point, but apparently there's a glitch in that code that causes it to happen over and over again.

  23. Oh bloody hell. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Our company with approx 80,000 PCs has been hit...."

    Maybe if your SysAdmin had spent some time testing the patch first, you wouldn't be in this situation now.

    Here's the quick guide:

    • Download patch
    • Install patch on isolated development machine
    • Test
    • Test again.
    • Test again.
    • Document.
    • Install patch on different isolated development machine.
    • Test
    • Roll out to live system.

    If your company needs some sysadmins with a clue, I'm sure you can find some over at Kuro5hin.

    1. Re:Oh bloody hell. by vegetablespork · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But Microsoft sells their products as being so easy to use and deploy, that companies shouldn't need (and therefore shouldn't have to pay for) "sysadmins with a clue."

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    2. Re:Oh bloody hell. by realdpk · · Score: 2, Funny

      You forgot to describe the Test process. In this case it would include:

      * Advance clock by 1 month - run program
      * Advance clock by 2 months - run program
      * Advance clock by 3 months - run program
      * so on up to 5 years

      Do you know of any testing methodologies which include something like this, other than for say.. a clock program? What do you do if the problem only happens on certain weeks? Certainly possible given that this is time based. Do you test for every week? Every day?

  24. Once again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's been proven time and time again but greedy software corps just don't get it. I've seen this time and time again since the old CP/M and Apple II days.

    Repeat after me:
    "Copy protection does NOT prevent piracy enough to make up for the inconvenience suffered by and resulting ill will of legitimate customers. Never has, never will."

  25. Re:Just a bug by ctid · · Score: 2, Insightful
    How do you explain the following?
    • Linux
    • Apache
    • MySQL
    • Zope
    • Python
    • The Gimp
    • Knoppix
    • This could be a very long list

    All of these are excellent products and I can have them for nothing if I want. How do you explain how they got to be excellent products, given your "business model" argument?
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  26. CF Iraq, Palladium, the DMCA: Silence != Not Real by FreeUser · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Apparently it's affecting few systems, and not every install of SR1a, else it would be major news and be covered by mainstream media, and there'd be a downloadable patch or something.

    Or (much more likely) many of those same "news" organizations use the very product they cannot use today.

    Though I say that somewhat tongue in cheeck, it is quite possible Microsoft is excersizing its economic and legal muscle (threat of lawsuits etc.) to keep a number of customers and news sites quiet.

    Another factor is quite possibly that most people (rightfully) mistrust Microsoft and only upgrade when they are compelled to (e.g. purchasing new hardware, renewing a support contract with the Evil Empire, and so on). That being the case, most people who have stayed away from XP (the majority of Windows users), and those who are running old-enough versions to be unaffected, will not have been so crippled. This time.

    Whatever the reason, this is akin to the lack of DMCA criticism seen in the mainstream media (which is a part of the very cartels benefiting from the DMCA), the lack of skepticism in the reporting of "trusted computing", "DRM", "Palladium", et. al. Clearly it has been reported in a couple of places, and very obviously it is affecting a fair number of people.

    Silence doesn't mean nothing is going on. The fact that a few journalists have enough integrity to point out a story others either can't, or won't, report doesn't mean there is nothing going on. Did you really expect MSNBC to say something bad about Microsoft's core strategy ("trusted" computing)? They may hold their punches on bug reports and security alerts, but with something this important to their long-term monopolistic strategies you can bet they'll pull all the stops out to keep things as quiet as they can. We have seen such strong-arm tactics in the past WRT PC Magazine and others, back in the late 1980s and early 1990s when Microsoft was building its first monopoly. Expect to see such successful tactics used in a similair fashion as Microsoft seeks to encode its monopoly into every PC at the hardware level, and into every program at the software level through trusted key exchange and encryption protocols (Palladium, TCPA, DRM, etc.).

    Whether or not this particular instance is an example of such strong-arm, corporate censorship and intimidation isn't really important (I merely point out that such things have come out of Redmond in the past, and can be expected to again), it is important to remember that, in a Palladium/TCPA/DRM/Microsoft world, the ability of anyone to report any kind of failure of this kind will be reduced to zero as more and more people adopt such crippled technologies. For purely technical, if not both technical and political/litigious, reasons.

    The only real protection for people's data, freedom (including that of expression), and their ability to use the hardware and software they have purchased is to use uncrippled software. Right now those choices are limited to Apple and Free Software (on the consumer end), and to various non-Microsoft systems on the higher end (workstation/server). Of all those, only free software is guaranteed to remain uncrippled in perpetuity; all of the others can (and will, if it is deemed to be profitable) cripple their software at any time in the future whenever they so desire.

    Which is why anyone taking a long term view toward protecting and preserving the integrity and accessiblity of their data must at least consider using free software, and deploying it wherever possible.

    Open formats are good (and important), but open implimentations are really required for true safety. What good is an open format if only one company has adopted it, no free software to read it exists, and that company goes under? Not much, particularly if that format is difficult or cumbersome to impliment. Now you get to pay someone to reimpliment that open format in order to get at your data ... far better to have used

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  27. Passing the buck... by sterno · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The reason that they won't touch OSS is because they perceive risk to their careers in going with it. It's not that OSS is more or less buggy, it's a matter of them having to take the blame if it goes badly. If you buy from a proprietary software vendor, then you've got somebody that you are paying, that you can yell at if things go wrong. The decision to use their software won't ever be questioned, and either they'll be made to fix it, or another vendor will be chosen. The decision to pick that vendor will likely never be questioned as long as the manager can show some due diligence in making the decision.

    On the other hand, if they choose an open source product, if there is a bug, there's nobody to pass the buck too. So the manager is taking on the burden of responsibility if that software does have bugs in it. He'll be perceived as exposing the company to unnecessary risk just to save a few bucks.

    This is part of an overall attitude problem in corporate america. Managers, generally, suffer more for a mistake than they gain for a success. Success is expected, that's doing your job. Failure is incompetence. Of course failure caused by an effort to get the company ahead of the game is still failure, so why take the risk. Hire contractors, and pay for software vendors because if there is a mistake you just dump the blame onto them, cut ties, and your job is secure.

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    1. Re:Passing the buck... by Gauchito · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But that's what companies such as Redhat use as their business model. They don't only sell support, they also sell responsibility, and provide a target for managers to blame so they can tell they're managers it's an outside problem, and then they can say that any other delays they're having (whether related or not) stem from that.

    2. Re:Passing the buck... by RoLi · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Completely wrong. This is not open source vs. closed source, this is established vs. "different".

      If you propose something different, you will have to take the responsibility for it, no matter wether it's open or closed source.

    3. Re:Passing the buck... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      On the other hand, if they choose an open source product, if there is a bug, there's nobody to pass the buck to.

      The problem with that argument is this: do you actually see Microsoft or any other software company actually _accepting_ laibilities due to bugs in their own software? So there's really no one to pass the buck to, regardless of who wrote the software, open or closed source. I guess at least you can _blame_ Microsoft and be somewhat out of the hot seat, but they would laugh at you if you want compensation for broken software.

    4. Re:Passing the buck... by fferreres · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If I where in a position to choose who to blame, in one side a 100 billion company, and in the other side, two kids asking for some hardware because they only FTP server went dead, then I'd choose Microsoft.

      Large companies don't want the long, sensible answer, they want to quickly be able to point the finger at someone (Microsoft, or whoever allowed OSS to be used) and be gone. That's how they usually deal with problems, and this is nothing that may come to you as new. The details can be worked out afterwards.

      I am not saying that line of reasoning is right, but that it's usual, so some people feeding kids think they are more secure beign able to blame a large company (not to be able to get the lost productivity back). This is where IBM, Oracle and some others come to play. OSS image must improve to the point where one can simply state "we are using what the most sucessfull companies use" and carry on to apply the patch that by then is surelly available...

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  28. You missed a factor by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The main cost here would not be the licensing, but rather the training until the same level expertise is reached with the new system for the workstation user (lost man hours, actual cost of training etc.) and support costs.

    Right (if the licencing costs are not REALLY high.) But the training is once and the support costs are ongoing. Support cost differences quickly dominate once you're over the hump.

    [... assume] 100 users need a support staff of 3-5 people [...] The avg. college kid can probably work as an intern in a lot of these when it comes to M$ based solutions, but when you go off into the world of Unices, where people actually need to have a basic understanding of what is happening support costs (and the avg. wage of the staff) would skyrocket

    I think you're off on using an intern for support. That misses the added costs incurred when he hits the problems he CAN'T handle correctly - both the added costs of worker/application/business-process downtime while he calls for more trained help and the added costs ditto.

    But the BIG thing your analysis missed - which the TCO studies funded by others than Microsoft catch - is the effect of the higher reliability of open-source solutions. This reduces costs two ways:

    First: Though you need people who know what they're doing, you need a MUCH SMALLER NUMBER of them, because they put in much less time per-machine.

    Second: Because things don't fail as often, your business processes have LESS DOWNTIME. So you get back a LOT of productivity in those hundreds of workers who spend more of their time working and less of it waiting for the helpdesk.

    That last factor is another component of why open-source has achieved penetration in servers first. Different functions have different costs of downtime. For a generic worker it varies a lot depending on your particular business and the workers function in it, while the costs accrue in one department and the benefits in another. For a server - especially a business-critical-function server - the costs of downtime are almost always very high, while the server is bought and administered by the same department that handles its maintenance, making all three components of its TCO visible to the same bosses.

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  29. If sun had a clue.... by thogard · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If sun knew what was good for them, they would fedex a copy of Star Office with a license allowing the company to use the current version forever for free to every major company that got nailed by this. If any of thouse compaiens took the StarOffice solution, then they would be making a killing on license fees with the next version or else they are out the cost of a fedex packet and a CD. Considering how much sun sends out anyway, it makes me wondering whats going on inside their marketing department... Oh never mind its a marketing department so nothing useful is going on.

  30. Apple/Orange comparison. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I wondered about switching to Linux and how much that would *save* them.

    I mentioned that [...] and she said that they discussed it many times, but they ran figures on how much money they spent/lost just switching from one *program* to another (training and help desk support), let alone to a whole new operating system [,,,]


    Their concerns are genuine. But their experience has no doubt been largely with switching between one Microsoft- or Mainframe-based application and another. Things may have changed a lot.

    It's a pity she's no longer with IBM. Since they're now spending billions on Linux support her department would have a well-funded in-house helper and upper-management buyin for an experiment the next time the issue came up. (And her department's management would get interdepartmental-cooperation brownie points for trying it, too.)

    Such an experiment for IBM would be a benefit regardless of the outcome. If it failed, the Linux people could analyze why and help the open-source community fix it. If it succeeded they could trumpet it to the business world in their next press push. B-)

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  31. Makes me glad by nigel.selke · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That our company has switched over to OpenOffice exclusively. It's been a year since we switched over from Microsoft Office, and there have only had a handful of documents that have had MS Office/Open Office incompatibilities.

    Plus, OpenOffice is totally free. Retraining was a non-issue. We told the employees when we switched over that they were welcome to use MS Office, but they would have to buy the software themselves and keep the licenses handy. There were no complaints about switching over after that.

    So we can sit back smugly as all of our branches are unaffected and read stories like this without blanching :) If you haven't checked out OpenOffice, I highly recommend that you do.

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    1. Re:Makes me glad by MonoSynth · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Makes me wonder...

      How many companies donate money to OSS projects when they use it as replacement for proprietary products? With as little as 15% of the license-costs you'll normally pay for the commercial product (MS Office in this case), you can give most OSS projects a significant boost in their development.

    2. Re:Makes me glad by fmaxwell · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'll bet you $10 that his "office" consists of him and his pear-shaped buddies eating cheetohs and playing tuxracer in his mom's basement.

      Why would you bet that? OpenOffice.org has the support of Sun Microsystems and is a polished, professional product. Why would you doubt that a serious business would consider such an office suite?

      Have you ever priced Microsoft Office? The cost is exorbitant and only getting worse. On top of that, there is the ever-present threat that Microsoft or the Business Software Alliance (BSA) will swoop down and demand a software audit. Of course businesses are looking for more reasonably priced alternatives that don't require the company to participate in "software audit" witch hunts conducted by Microsoft and/or the BSA.

      Given your lack of understanding of the above, a safer $10 bet would be that every piece of software you've ever purchased supports a joystick.

    3. Re:Makes me glad by error0x100 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Indeed. If some organization could get 1/10th of the income Microsoft gets for MS Office, I'm sure they could develop an Office suite that kicks MS Office's butt, and still have a few billion $ left over for, I don't know, a couple Ferraris and Porsches for every member of the development team. The amount of money companies all over the world collectively pour into MS is ridiculous.

  32. Four Licensing Schemes/ Three versions by ashitaka · · Score: 5, Informative

    Office 2000 came in Standard, Professional and Developer. No Access, with Access and Acces plus extra dev tools respectively.

    These can be purchased under four licensing levels:

    1. Individual Retail: High unit cost, includes CD, with single-use registration key.

    2. Open: Lower unit cost, CD bought separately (C$30), multiple-use registration key.

    3. Select: Even lower unit cost, CD included, no registration required.

    4. Enterprise: Select with Software Assurance.

    Note that it is only the latter two where registration should not be required that are being affected.

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  33. My thoughts on security. by Jerk+City+Troll · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Security is only as strong as the weakest part, and I seriously doubt that's with the encryption algorithm here. Remember this system is not designed to protect your computer from outside threats (like SSH, etc), it is to protect the operating system from the user. The threat model and problem being solved are entirely different.

    Why attack the encryption algorithm directly? Instead reverse engineer and bypass the parts of the OS that invoke the license checks. Or fool the probes which try to determine your hardware signatures. "Borrow" a key. Or for that matter just be sure to run IIS, as it lets perfect strangers run any applications they want on your computer, it should just as easily let you use your own computer too without any security checks :-)

    I do have two important observations though:

    1. I suspect this is one of the reasons MS is pushing so hard for TCPA/Palladium or other Distrustful Restrictions Management (DRM, sic) in hardware. That would finally allow Windows to completely distrust the user with a vengeance, as well as a side effect of preventing other choices in OS (look at the X-Box as their prototype of a hardware-enforced monopoly).
    2. This is actually bad news for Open Source advocates as it widens the distribution and exposure of this product to people who otherwise may never intend or have the $$ to buy it anyway, futhering their illegal monopolistric grip on the modern world. I for one hate it when people pirate Windows or Office or even Windows Plus, that's one more person that doesn't "feel" the heavy price for using MS software and has no desire to look for other choices. Open Source people would love for more so-called piracy of their products! Perhaps GNU/Linux should require an activation key, maybe that would accelerate its adoption (I'm joking here).
  34. Re:I don't believe in open source. by subzerohen · · Score: 2, Informative

    Free != free

    My Dads old employee used to have a really good CAD program for designing chips. It was developed inhouse. They could have sold it but management said: "We are a hardware company not a software company." Now they pay $10K per seat for similar software.

    90% of developers don't produce software that is sold by the companies they work for. They produce software that the company uses. Anything that can lower development costs is a good thing.

  35. bad attitude by Erris · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Hire contractors, and pay for software vendors because if there is a mistake you just dump the blame onto them, cut ties, and your job is secure.

    That mindset has always been silly and now it's dangerous. What happens to a moron who keeps buying stuff that sucks when he could get stuff that works for much less? Hmmm? The test case implementations of Linux enterprise wide are out and enough people know about them that it's in Forbes and the Economist read by the big dogs. The folks mindlessly clinging to M$ are going to be reduced to very few and fired. They can then go home and practice with pirated XP junk till the BSA hauls them to jail.

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  36. OT: Re:This hit us. by CBravo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    People are often not busy with being right or wrong. First they need to feel secure before they can learn new things. Weird but true. If you say that they should use linux, you essentially say they've been wrong big time == insecure feeling.

    It is their insecurity that hits you.

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  37. Big Blue to the rescue by SysKoll · · Score: 2, Interesting
    So this company's management has a mental neon sign saying "No one ever got fired for buying Microsoft". Which is false anyway: The architect of National Westminster bank got fired after recommending an all-MS front office solution.

    The parade is to dust that older sign saying "Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM". Which also has exceptions but hush.

    Get the management to contact IBM Services, a branch of Big Blue that make half the revenue of IBM these days. They would be very happy to discuss Linux solutions for the company and will do support as well -- for a price of course.

    Then some PHB will notice that since this open source thingy is free and you only pay for service, Joe Schmoe in IT can install and use open source tools if that saves money.... And you win.

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  38. Re:Institutionalized Stupidity by tassii · · Score: 5, Informative

    Except, of course, this WAS the enterprise addition.

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  39. How complex are your documents? by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 3, Informative
    It's been a year since we switched over from Microsoft Office, and there have only had a handful of documents that have had MS Office/Open Office incompatibilities.

    I use Office for a variety of data analysis tasks, and I rarely have a document more complicated than a letter that doesn't get corrupted in some way when making the transition. Even simple graphs lose their axes (or worse). More complicated plots get completely corrupted. I've never had a powerpoint presentation that opened correctly.

    Additionally, openoffice's implementation of the spreadsheet is a certified joke. It is missing many of the statistical functions from excel, making life difficult. Also, it's not smart enough to determine what app goes with a certain file. For example, if I have an ASCII datafile, I have to tell it every time to open it as CSV, or it opens it in the word processor (and that gets really OLD quickly, especially when you're editing a lot of files and forget to keep doing it).

    I do support wholeheartedly the idea of an open source office suite, but OpenOffice isn't yet ready. If you've had good fortune with file conversion, you are truly lucky. And I've found OO to be kludgey even outside of conversion, even missing features. I never thought I'd see a worse designed UI than MSOffice, but Star/Open Office nailed it.

  40. Set the clock back? NO! by Animats · · Score: 2, Informative

    Don't ever set your clock back. Some other copy protection schemes, such as Globetrotter/Macrovision's FLEXLM, interpret that as an attempt to extend an expired license and lock out the license. (FLEXLM returns an error code of -88) Worse, FLEXLM records, in some secret place, that this has happened. Setting the clock forward again may not fix it. One Softimage|3D manual said that the computer had to be discarded if this had happened.

  41. Tie to grab by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It makes perfect business sense. A lot of companies balk at Open Source because people in management don't want to have to assume responsibility for their technology.

    The solution is rather obvious: when you propose an Open Source Software solution, you must also include the costs of paying someone else (such as IBM) to provide support.

  42. Wouldn't it be more effective if the paperclip... by CharonX · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wouldn't it be more effective if the paperclip would only go away after you have registered?
    That would give them product registrations AND extended exposure for their mascot.
    And as an additional bonus, users could be driven insane by the clip - less work for the tech hotlines (ohhh... blue and white colours... shiny...) and increased sales on M$ products (sure, give me more, *giggle* Word, Powerpoint, gotta catch them all *drool*) ;)

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  43. Not a bug.. by lionchild · · Score: 2, Funny

    Remember, it's not really a bug in the software, it's a liscensing feature!

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  44. Similar bug in original Office 2k by aking137 · · Score: 3, Informative

    This error can occur in (AFAIK) the first version of Microsoft Office 2000, on at least Windows NT (SP6a) and Windows 2000 (original release).

    Within the first few seconds of running Office, users are prompted with the one line message:

    "Do you wish to register Microsoft Office 2000 Professional?"

    Whether the users click Yes or No, Office (whether it be Word|Excel|Access|Publisher|Powerpoint) just simply exits.

    It had me confused for a bit, until I realised that you have to log on to the machine as /local administrator/ and then click 'No'. I suspect the reason is that when you submit your answer, Office tries to amend a file or registry key that is writable only by local administrator, and so it fails.

    Once this has been done once per machine, Office 2000 has worked fine for us.

    Presumably this simple fix no longer applies for Office 2000 SR1a, since it made a Slashdot post.

  45. Further Implications by pkinetics · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Has anyone else noticed that this is a little more far reaching impact.

    MS has effectively been able to disable an application suite that has been purchased, based on a date.

    It won't take much more for them to figure out how to make it so that its part of an application service pack update.

    And how much harder would this be to tie into an OS. Instead of a blue screen of death, you'd get nothing. Heck, imagine trying to boot your system and getting nothing.

    Some say MS would never do this, that it would hurt the market too much.

    But how many people don't rush out to get the new OS, who stay 2 or more versions behind, who really don't care about upgrading.

    The next update you get from MS could render your system inoperable after a few years. ***wisecracks left out***

    "Hmm... we need to disable Win2k systems so that we can drive market sales for our next OS we release in 2005."

  46. Re:Confusion... by omega9 · · Score: 3, Informative

    You're typing it yourself and you're still missing it. SP != SR. You're correct that O2K is currently at Service Pack 3 (SP3), but there was a Service Release 1 (SR1 [and SR1a]) of O2K some time ago.

    For instance, MOUS testing software is *extremely* picky, and must be installed onto a machine with Office 2K SR1 SP2. STAB @ that.

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  47. Not Just Corporations, and Not Just Office by GoldMace · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was asked today if I wanted to register my copy Word 2000 with Microsoft. I of course said no and went along with my business as it is not required for it to run. I do not have Office, just Word, actually have MS Works & Money too, it all came preinstalled, though I believe was sold as "Microsoft Works Suite 2000" or something like that. Yes, my computer is really old and slow for me to have this...I know that's what you're thinking.

  48. But OpenOffice is actually NOT FREE? by volkerdi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That our company has switched over to OpenOffice exclusively.

    Plus, OpenOffice is totally free.

    Since you're using OpenOffice at your company, you might be interested to know that you could be in violation of the gpc (general polygon clipping library) license. gpc, which is often mistaken for a GNU item since it starts with a 'g', is required to build OpenOffice. However (and I've never seen this mentioned or reported anywhere), it comes with a very restrictive 'non-commercial-use' license. Presumably anything linked with it (like OpenOffice) should also be considered for 'non-commercial-use' only as well, right?

    To me this is a major problem. I'm also not thrilled to see it require Java. We need a good free, open source office suite for free operating systems, but I don't think this is it.

    1. Re:But OpenOffice is actually NOT FREE? by sparcv9 · · Score: 3, Informative
      This is a valid point that I've not seen brought up, and is the reason I do not include OpenOffice in Slackware (believe me, there are a lot of requests). I'd love to be shown how I'm wrong about this.

      Feel free to Google for OpenOffice's build requirements, and then follow the link to the gpc site.
      Patrick is not making this up. (And why would he? The lack of an office suite in Slackware doesn't help him in any way.) While the dependency on gpc is not listed on the Build Requirements section of OpenOffice's website, a simple Google search for openoffice gpc reveals a slew of mailing list posts concerning the dependency.

      Digging around will net you a patch from Debian to remove the gpc requirement..
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