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Apple Announcement Broadcast Live

ignipotentis writes "Apparently Apple's 'music to your ears' announcement will be broadcast live. I'm a bit confused by this, however I hope someone will pick this up and netcast it perhaps?" Apple usually broadcasts these things on satellites, so they can be picked up in the Apple stores etc.; the question is, will Apple broadcast it in QuickTime, will TechTV pick it up?

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  1. Not so confusing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    They're announcing bankruptcy and pulling out while they still can. Not too difficult to figure out. They've been dieing for quite some time.

    1. Re:Not so confusing by Chef+Ramen+Noodle · · Score: 0

      ^--dumb ass hopefully somebody streams it in quicktime, as i dont get techtv

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  2. For an iPod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    People, don't get worked up over the Apple Hype Machine. It's partly fed by apple with falsities to help it grow, continued by the wild imaginations of the rumor press fascination with Apple, then replayed on more credible news sites. It happens time and time again

    Watching it isn't bad, but expecting it to be something truly mindblowing is to set yourself up for a letdown.

    1. Re:For an iPod by chasingporsches · · Score: 2, Funny

      aye, but anything apple announces takes atleast a year for its PC counterpart to make the same darn thing, and then advertise like they created it (i.e. intel with centrino wireless networking - apple has already moved on past 802.11b). so its nice to see what's here now for us mac users, and down the road for the pc users. it's a big PR deal to have these events, and they usually have a lot of awe behind them.

    2. Re:For an iPod by JJahn · · Score: 2, Informative
      Yeah, sure...Intel never claimed to have created wireless networking. PCs have had that long before Centrino. Centrino is just an integrated thing optimized for battery life and such.

      By the way, usually its the other way around, especially for some reason with video cards. Takes forever for the PC versions to hit the mac.

  3. QuickTime Streaming by Quixotic+Raindrop · · Score: 4, Informative

    Apple usually shows their MacWorld keynotes, and sometimes other events, via QuickTime Streaming Server from their own website. Check Apple's Quicktime Site for updates, I would think. That or hotnews.

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    1. Re:QuickTime Streaming by MasonMcD · · Score: 1
  4. The Clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    I'm a bit confused by this

    Yeah, see, people who don't spend all day trying to fiddle with config files on Linux have things like "leisure time". In that time you can choose to do things besides attempt to build libfrobber-0.0.1alpha from source. One of those things is called "watching television", where someone sends pictures to a display box in your home. It's a lot like downloading pirated dvd's off the internet, but without having to recompile mplayer source to see it.

    Anyway, this technique is usually referred to as "Broadcasting".

    I hope this helps.

    1. Re:The Clue by freaksta · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Why would you have to recompile mplayer? If you spent a little more time fiddling with config files instead of watching Teletubbies or DBZ you might know that. P.S. If you really did have to recompile mplayer to play dvd's after your first install, you did something wrong :)

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    2. Re:The Clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Broadcast, whoa, you mean like 172.16.1.255?

      Anyway this streaming video you're talking about sounds cool, you have an SRPM for it? I can compile it this weekend.

    3. Re:The Clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh dear god, you've really hit rock bottom.

    4. Re:The Clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I saw one of those 'T.V.s', but I couldn't find the keyboard or mouse and it seemed like it was locked up (monitor did not respond to my IR Palm connection, even though I could see it had an IR sensor). The clerk could not tell me what distro it was running, so I payed for my Ho Ho's and left the store.
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    5. Re:The Clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha ha ha ha ha! Ho ho. Ha ha! That was rich. Thanks.

  5. I think ... by Znonymous+Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    it's an announcement so big that no website could handle the traffic it will generate.

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    1. Re:I think ... by ENOENT · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, it's really big, like a tiger-stripe-patterned iPod. Woo hoo. Either that, or Apple just bought THE INTERNET.

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    2. Re:I think ... by JDWTopGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They wouldn't have to BUY it if Al Gore invented it and he's on the board...

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  6. Pudged cleared up confusion by ignipotentis · · Score: 2

    Pudged Cleared up my confusion. My main issue was the release of coordinates to the sattalite braodcast. I was un-aware of the Apple stores picking up this broadcast individually. Sorry for not being clear.

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  7. Primarily for media and Apple Retail stores by daveschroeder · · Score: 5, Informative

    This event is primarily targeted at the media, Apple Retail stores, and Apple corporate offices around the country. It's not like Apple thinks people are just going to pull out their 12 foot C-band dish and start watching this; it wasn't intended to be a "public" or webcast event (in fact, the original release was likely intended to be a Media Alert release and not a full blown public press release, as it was pulled from Apple's press release page).

    That said, the University of Wisconsin - Madison will be hosting the event live at the Pyle Center. It will be open to the public. For details, see:

    04.28.2003 Apple Media Event Coverage

  8. TechTv airing it? by fdiaz5583 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Please, TechTV hasn't aired anything live since the days of the original iMac. When was that? Back in '97? They weren't even TechTV back then, remember the days of ZDTV? Ziff-Davis kept them to their roots, C|Net made them more popular but at a cost. I still remember actually getting replies on the air from Leo Laporte, try getting your e-mail read on the air now. LOL

    1. Re:TechTv airing it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      TechTV has aired the last few Apple keynote addresses live, albeit with commentary.

    2. Re:TechTv airing it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Megan has read my letters Twice now. Maybe you just aren't creative enough. Or maybe you just aren't as funny or charming. It could also possibly be an odor.

      jaz-

    3. Re:TechTv airing it? by leifm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly. I was pumped last year to watch their live E3 coverage, but no...instead of keynotes like in '01, the Screensavers... TechTV is useless.

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    4. Re:TechTv airing it? by mbbac · · Score: 1

      Various Cnet people have read a few of my e-mails to them on air. Too bad they don't broadcast (netcast?) anymore.

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  9. Re:OMG! by Gogo+Dodo · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    You're not running the zealot branch of libfrobber? It's had NPTL and skins since day one! I guess you're not 31337, d00d.

    (I swore I would never write like that, but I couldn't resist.)

  10. Satelite frequencies to watch by snowtigger · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here are the satelite channels to watch the broadcast. Unfortunately, they are not available in Europe.

    Ku-band
    Telstar 5/Transponder: 25 K
    Orbital Slot: 97 degrees west
    Uplink Frequency: 14444.0 MHz
    Downlink Frequency: 12144.0 MHz
    Polarity: Vertical down
    Audio subcarriers: 6.2 and 6.8

    C-band
    Galaxy 3C/Transponder 1 C
    Orbital Slot: 95 degrees west
    Uplink Frequency: 5945 MHz
    Downlink Polarity: Horizontal down
    Downlink Frequency: 3720 MHz
    Audio subcarriers: 6.2 and 6.8

    1. Re:Satelite frequencies to watch by mrpuffypants · · Score: 4, Funny

      this better really be Steve Jobs and not porno ...on second thought the porno would be ok too

    2. Re:Satelite frequencies to watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just out of curiosity, can somebody tell me what are those strange words:
      Telstar 5/Transponder, Orbital Slot: 97 degrees west, Uplink Frequency: 14444.0 MH ...

      I'm kinda newbie when it comes to satellite dish jargon.

      -ac-

    3. Re:Satelite frequencies to watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just out of curiosity, can somebody tell me what are those strange words:
      Telstar 5/Transponder, Orbital Slot: 97 degrees west, Uplink Frequency: 14444.0 MH ...


      if you'd have a satelite receiver, you'd know
      if you don't, you don't need to know.

    4. Re:Satelite frequencies to watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless it's Steve Jobs porno.

    5. Re:Satelite frequencies to watch by jaysones · · Score: 2, Funny

      Seriously! I'm not interested in the nightly broadcast from WGSE-CX. That would put the "broad" back in broadcast!

  11. Anyone could pick it up... by phycoman · · Score: 5, Informative

    As people have said, the Apple Stores will be able to pick this up, but also a tv channel (such as TechTV) could if they so desire. If you want information about the exact details of the webcast, they can be found at here, this way only major news stations can pick the signal up, not your average consumer. There is a possibility that Apple would do a webcast, and I would be supprised if they didn't, but usually they would have posted a link on their Quicktime site a lot earlier.

  12. OK, I've figured out what the announcement is! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Apple's music service will consist of an entire library of Al Gore singing the biggest hits. Remember how popular William Shatner's rendition of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds was?

    I'm just picturing Gore singing Linkin Park...

    1. Re:OK, I've figured out what the announcement is! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      i'm actually drawing a blank at imagining Gore singing. can you describe what that might be like?

    2. Re:OK, I've figured out what the announcement is! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gore invented B-flat, you know ...

    3. Re:OK, I've figured out what the announcement is! by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      I'm just picturing Gore singing Linkin Park...

      Good god, no, now I can't get that out of my head, and it's

      [head melts like Martians' in Mars Attacks]

    4. Re:OK, I've figured out what the announcement is! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm just picturing Gore singing Linkin Park...

      Well, he couldn't be any worse...

    5. Re:OK, I've figured out what the announcement is! by Drakonian · · Score: 1

      Do you know what Fred Durst looks like when he's singing? It's pretty much like that. Actually maybe it's more Zach de la Rocha ish.

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    6. Re:OK, I've figured out what the announcement is! by numberthree · · Score: 1
      "Apple's music service will consist of an entire library of Al Gore singing the biggest hits."
      Yeah. They can call it Al Gore Rhythms.
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  13. Re:OMG! by Znonymous+Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This is the best thread ever!

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  14. This one's obvious by squiggleslash · · Score: 5, Funny
    I think it's fairly obvious when you look at Apple's recent product upgrades what's about to be announced. Apple recently revamped both the Powerbook and iMac 2 lines, adding a high end model with a greater clock speed, a larger disk, and a 17" screen.

    What Steve Jobs will announce next week, live by satellite across the world, is a 17" iPod. It's likely to have 32G of storage space, an increase of 54% over the current highest capacity model, and a faster CPU so that, for example, it will be able to play more than one MP3 at once.

    But the most exciting innovation will be the huge, 17", widescreen LCD display that'll replace the iPod's current tiny little window. This will make editing playlists easier, no more crammed display, and will allow the iPod to show screen effects in tune with the music (another use for the 1GHz G4 that'll be in every unit.)

    And, interestingly, despite it being much more expensive to produce than current iPods, it'll follow the pattern currently of the next model being $100 more expensive, wieghing in at $599. Apple will, however, be selling matching trousers with 17" pockets for $1299.

    I hope it's a success.

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    1. Re:This one's obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think it's fairly obvious when you look at Apple's recent product upgrades what's about to be announced.

      Yes, let's look at the product history:

      1) metal cases

      2) 2.54ghz Airport transmitter

      3) flat panel screens

      4) iPod touch control dial

      5) .Mac accounts

      If any intelligent person looked at that, it would just jump out at him (or, uh, her), as it did to me when I first saw it. Apple's next product announcement will be:

      The iCook internet-enabled microwave oven!

      You read it here first, folks.

    2. Re:This one's obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn. Time to take the whole line back to formula.

      Regards,
      Steve Jobs

  15. No webcast. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, there will be no webcast, only the sat broadcast.

    Think of the money they'll save!

  16. Letdown? All kneal to the AHM by djupedal · · Score: 3, Funny

    The enemy will run like fraid'ie kittens from the brutal force of the AHM and High Ruler Job's most powerful reality distortion field machine, Allah be bathed. They will withdraw into their Walmart brand dickies and die upon the Capuccino gates of Cupertino, God willing.

    1. Re:Letdown? All kneal to the AHM by Dylan+Zimmerman · · Score: 1

      We have created, for the first time in all history, a garden of pure ideology where each worker may bloom secure from the pests purveying contradictory and confusing truths. Our unification of thought is more powerful a weapon than any fleet or army on earth. We are one people. With one will. One resolve. One cause. Our enemies shall talk themselves to death, and we will bury them with their own confusion. We shall prevail.

  17. Like the GeForce 4? by Xenex · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You mean like the GeForce 4, that was for sale in Power Macs before nVidia had even announced them?

    1. Re:Like the GeForce 4? by PeePeeSee · · Score: 1

      Dont forget the Rage 128 as well.......However I have a feeling that these companies do this simply to make the mac people feel special and it will only sell or look better.

    2. Re:Like the GeForce 4? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      and I'm sure they feel very special.

      But your logic sucks. Why would companies trying to earn money (hopefully) care how special 3% of the market feels?

      The poster's point is that the industry's ideas come from Apple, and he's right on. The PDA? Came from Apple (though they obviously missed out by dumping the Newton project). Wireless networking? Wasn't popular until Airport. Dell even claimed to have built wireless networking into their laptops the very first. OK..... The sad thing is that misinformed people believe it and say, "wow, Dell is cool." Computers that aren't beige? Spread like a wildfire though the computer industry and far beyond (we all know about the fruit-colored grills, etc). I'm sure most of us appreciate that not every computer sold today is beige... Firewire. Intel's USB still doesn't compare with the many benefits of Firewire. Are there any USB only digital camcorderl? I won't say there aren't because I don't know, but it's unlikely. GUI. Yep, the graphical user interface is pretty important eh?. Licensed by Apple (from Xerox) and stolen by Microsoft. Text-to-speach and speach recognition on personal computers? Apple again, hmmm... Actually Apple has made too many software firsts to list, so I won't go further. The internet? It came from NeXT which is now Apple. Laptops that won't give you a hernia when lifting them... Many computer makers still haven't fixed this problem. Portable MP3 listening. Oh yeah, the iPod happens to be the most popular (and basically the best) portable mp3 player. Object Oriented Programming: from Apple. I'm tired and want to go to bed soon, but the list continues.

      Why do you think the media and everyone else cares when Apple (a computer maker for 3% of the market) is about to speak? They'd simply like to know what's coming for the other 97% in the next 6 months to a year (hopefully not longer).

    3. Re:Like the GeForce 4? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That 3% cannot buy an integrated video card like crap 75% (or more) get signed up for. (wow 32 MB of video memory small type: shared system memory)

      Apple doesn't do integraded video because its crap.

    4. Re:Like the GeForce 4? by Ashran · · Score: 1

      > The internet? It came from NeXT which is now Apple.
      Whoa wait a moment! You mean if Gore bought NeXT he would really have invented the internet?

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    5. Re:Like the GeForce 4? by PeePeeSee · · Score: 1

      My logic sucks huh?? Why would companies trying to earn money care how special 3% of the market feels? Well how about for starters - 3 percent of this market is quite a bit more than it appears you have taken the time to think about because it isnt small by any means - Also - If your company is making video cards for computers like say Apple computer and say Windows compatibles - If you had the chance to simply make a large portion of people who traditionally have strong feelings about vendors and what not(you know what im talking about the whole I buy a mac and I pay more but I dont care because its a mac sort of thing) think you REALLY care sort of like how a lot of people feel about apple - Why the hell wouldnt you do it if all it took was releasing it on the mac first? And after all - more specifically nVidia not as of late however - who else was there to go up against them when the GeForce 3 and 4 cards were coming out? Was 3dfx still around but even if they were we all knew they were dying but certainly no one not ATI when the GeForce 4 came out so even if they had to wait untill they finished up the mac version and waited to release the pc version - I bet thats exactly what they did just to get some "customer loyalty" simply because they could and its free. And I hope you are not trying to tell me that the video card market is some how shaped by Apple in any way shape or form, because I garuntee its Apple who is worried about what video card is available for the mac not the other way around. You dont have to lecture me about Apple and firsts you would be preaching to the choir however damn near half if not more of your list there is a bunch of bullshit. I thought it was Al Gore that invented the internet - guess that was NeXT who cares apple has them both! I think everyone cares to listen to Apple because Apple isnt another Dell/Gateway/HP/Compaq boring ass company - Apple is like a big soap opera - you never know whats going to happen next - what crazy ass idea might come around or whats gonna come out at the next MacWorld or whatever - I seriously doubt its so that everyone can see whats coming from rest of the 97% of the market because if you are going to sit here and tell me that you couldnt predict one day we would have wireless networking or the ability to burn DVD's on our home computers well then I dont know what to tell you perhaps you should watch the Macworld streams to see what the future holds and put all your money in AAPL stock.

    6. Re:Like the GeForce 4? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And I hope you are not trying to tell me that the video card market is some how shaped by Apple in any way shape or form, because I garuntee its Apple who is worried about what video card is..."

      Actually, it doesn't look like the person you are replying to made any reference to video cards at all...

      "if you are going to sit here and tell me that you couldnt predict one day we would have wireless networking or the ability to burn DVD's on our home computers well then..."

      What does it matter what could be predicted? It could be predicted that long-term living on the moon will be possible. Whether or not this is true doesn't matter. The point is, Apple was the first to come out with a lot of stuff or make it popular. They should be noticed for this but people's bias and other people who are simply misinformed make this not happen.

    7. Re:Like the GeForce 4? by PeePeeSee · · Score: 1

      Actually, it does - We were talking about video cards and them coming out first and I said it makes mac people feel special when they do that and he said thats not why - the reason they do it is because apple is this fountain of innovation - now STFU. Good day sir.

    8. Re:Like the GeForce 4? by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      The Internet did not come from NeXT, it was invented on a DARPA grant in the 60s or early 70s by a bunch of scientists from MCI etc. You're thinking of the fact that CERN's own Tim Berners-Lee wrote www, the original web brower and web server, the html language, and the http all on a NeXT box - but he did it specifically to be accessible from all the other hardware (it just looked much cooler on the NeXT box, at least until Mosaic came along).

    9. Re:Like the GeForce 4? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "ow STFU. Good day sir."

      Well since you're so right, I don't see any reason for you to get testy.

      Hmm...testy...

    10. Re:Like the GeForce 4? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There is no god but THE God, and Muhammad is the messenger of God."

    11. Re:Like the GeForce 4? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you and all other religious people should be shot on spot

  18. alternative news item perhaps? by sevenofnine · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Has anyone considered that the news might be about osx.3? feature freeze is about a week away, and still no press release or any official news about this... Though music to you ears does sound like somthing different, its still a posibility...

    1. Re:alternative news item perhaps? by Chucker23N · · Score: 1

      "feature freeze [for 10.3]is about a week away"

      Your source being?

  19. Well, I guess this won't be the revolution... by punkass · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...seeing how this is being televised and all...

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    1. Re:Dear apple.slashdot.org Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hoooooo! Best one yet..!

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      So, would that be a metatroll?

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  21. Re: NeXT, Tim Berners-Lee and the World Wide Web by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here's the tie-in.
    From: http://www.w3.org/History.html
    1990

    September
    Mike Sendall, Tim's boss, Oks the purchase of a NeXT cube, and allows Tim to go ahead and write a global hypertext system.

    October
    Tim starts work on a hypertext GUI browser+editor using the NeXTStep development environment. He makes up "WorldWideWeb" as a name for the program. (See the first browser screenshot) "World Wide Web" as a name for the project (over Information Mesh, Mine of Information, and Information Mine).
    Project original proposal reformulated with encouragement from CN and ECP divisional management. Robert Cailliau (ECP) joins and is co-author of new version.

    November
    Initial WorldWideWeb program development continues on the NeXT (TBL) . This was a "what you see is what you get" (wysiwyg) browser/editor with direct inline creation of links. The first web server was nxoc01.cern.ch, later called info.cern.ch, and the first web page http://nxoc01.cern.ch/hypertext/WWW/TheProject.htm l Unfortunately CERN no longer supports the historical site. Note from this era too, the least recently modified web page we know of, last changed Tue, 13 Nov 1990 15:17:00 GMT (though the URI changed.)

  22. Quit it with the rumors, already! by nycroft · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Macs rule, as we all know. Rumors blow. So enough already with the speculation! Wait for the broadcast, and get it from the big man himself.

    the question is, will Apple broadcast it in QuickTime, will TechTV pick it up?

    Of course TechTV will pick it up. The Screensavers know everything! I hope Leo Laporte didn't hear you say that! And I'm sure someone will get it out there in Quicktime. Unless, of course, if whacking QT is what this broadcast is all about. But I don't want to start any rumors.

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  23. What did he invent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, I've got to tell you: THAT was funny. Two jokes in one, and it took me just long enough to finish chuckling about the first (the invention claim) to begin to belly laugh at the second (what he invented).

    I mean, I hate to pick apart a joke, but that was really, really funny. I wish I had moderator credits...

  24. Music to your ears? by douglasq · · Score: 1

    Unless Henry Mancini is playing while Jobs announces OS X 10.3, code-named "Pink Panther," I think the announcement will be about the music service. They already showed their hand with their press teaser.

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  25. Re:OMG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This is the best thread ever!

    There must be glitch in the Slashdot software, because your post somehow got placed in this thread by accident.

  26. Apples Presentation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi,
    I'm from germany and responsible for a mac-magazine. In europe there is no satelite broadcast for the special presentation. You could earn some money if YOU help us to offer an audio broadcast via Quicktime stream.

    We're trying to find someone who could hold a telephone, or a microfone or even a DV-Cam in front of a TV, so that the signal can be transferred to europe. We pay for everything. We would pay an additional fee of hundred dollars for the lucky person who helped us.

    Having Steve Jobs presenting something crazy and not having the chance to receive the broadcast would be horrible, so maybe YOU could help us. If that is the case, mail to joerndyck@mac.com

    I know this mail is a bit strange.

    Thank you,

    Joern

    http://www.mac-tv.de

  27. why the @#$#!? by SHEENmaster · · Score: 1

    does TechTV use the micros~1 windows media player format? Hell, even the video clip for building a hard disk switcher for easy dual-booting uses WMP!!

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  28. iStation pictures at SpyMac by williwilli · · Score: 1

    http://www.spymac.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo= 27110

  29. Announcment time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There apears to be some confusion over when the announcment is - I've seen 3pm gmt mentioned. So here're the times depending on where you are:

    PDT: 1000 (that's what the article says)
    EDT: 1300
    GMT: 1600
    BST: 1700

    Hope that makes it clear for those of you in the UK.

    Bob

    1. Re:Announcment time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not really bob.

  30. Live Stream by Andre+Breton · · Score: 1

    www.macrumors.com seems to have a link to the webcast. I won't post it directly, if you want to watch you'll have to click a little ;)

  31. w00t! Webcast! by zaren · · Score: 0, Troll
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    1. Re:w00t! Webcast! by Phrogz · · Score: 1

      Although good luck trying to get into it.

    2. Re:w00t! Webcast! by pkretek · · Score: 1

      There is one for the Media player as well. Seems to be less busy. msnbc

      Click on Apple/Online Piracy ;)

  32. Re:Primarily for media and Apple Retail tsarkon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh my god, here is the Apple zealot from the University of Wisconsin, Madison-fucking loser fat sexless live at home pay no taxes poor career "academic" idiot fucking sputtering and eructating complete bullshit fro his mouth about apple.

    Get a fucking life. Steve Jobs' stupid theif mug was on the cover of the Wall Street Journal which was talking about apple LANGUISHING, and how he has to buy out movie studios ans shit to distract shareholders from the fact - Apple is fucking doing really shitty.

    So long, and thanks for all the laughs, losers.
    Fuckin loser.

  33. AP and Reuters have stories by KH · · Score: 1

    So, this was the announcement. Note the mention of new iPod.

  34. working webcast and details by funwithstuff · · Score: 1
    OK. So Apple doesn't offer a webcast, or the one that's out there is broken. I feel kinda dirty watching this, but if you're quick, you can catch it at:

    http://www.msnbc.com/m/lv/default.asp

    I know, I know, it's wrong. But the details sound cool, anyway. Here's the quick summary:

    Buy tracks for 99c/track or $9.99/album.

    Unlimited backups, iPod transfers, and 10 burns per unique playlist.

    Each song to up to three macs (yep, DRM)

    Everything is AAC @ 128k - claimed to be better than MP3 @ same bitrate.

    Free 30 second previews.

    Built-in to iTunes.

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  35. Yeah and one more thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    US Only