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Apple Sued Over Unix Trademark
Jerrry writes "CNET News reports The Open Group is suing Apple over unlicensed use of the Unix trademark, after Apple used the term in conjunction with its Mac OS X marketing. Apple, meanwhile, is countersuing to have the Unix trademark declared invalid because the term has become generic."
Yes, in other news the FGA (Fruit Growers of America) is filing suit against Apple.
"Apple" is pretty damn generic term... get off soapbox!
Davak
SCO sues Open Group for illegal suing over the Unix trademark.
Followed by:
SCO sues Mr. Sketch for using the term 'Unix' in a public discussion forum without their prior permissions.
Things you think are in the Constitution, but are not.
I have no idea who the "Open Group" is, but it sounds like they pretend to support GNU/Linux. Suing for things like the name "Unix" however seems to me to be very much against the ideals of GNU and the FSF. I'd keep a close eye on this organization; they sound like posers.
But it would severely hurt the GNU movement. ["it's not unix? Why isn't it unix? Does that mean it isn't free software?"]
Now if IBM would just sue Kevin Bacon, you'd really have something there...
Vino, gyno, and techno -Bruce Sterling
The day just isn't the same without a UNIX related lawsuit.... lately I've been thinking the medieval witch test (the water drowning one) could easily find itself a new vocation in detecting corrupt lawyers.
Do not spread "09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0" over the internet, thank you.
I never liked "GNU/Linux"... it's sounds kinda hokey... but "GNU/Unix" has a nice ring to it...
:)
You get everything, Unix and Not-Unix all rolled together
There are 10 types of people in this world, those who can count in binary and those who can't.
a toilet papaer brand called SCO with no trademark problems.
Actually, that's reserved for Authentic SCO Stock(TM)
Belief is the currency of delusion.
isn't that the operating system robin williams uses??
While we're at it, the courts should declare SCO a generic term for "silly lawsuit"
Jason
ProfQuotes
I woke up this morning and ate my Unix brand cereal, talked on the Unix for a while, and then Unixed my car to work.. How can anyone say Unix is not generic!!?
Apple has a rock solid case, the Opengroup can go Unix themselves
"It's a UNIX system! I know this!!!"
Did Crichton and Spielberg pay a license for that?
Well, I'm suing Apple, Open, SCO, IBM, all you lot, and cowboy neal's mama. Hell, I'm suing my mom too, she uses computers, I betcha she's up to no good.
It's easy to talk about UNIX® ** without being sued. Just follow a few simple guidlines, and you can put UNIX® in your posts all day long. Let's try the original post with lawsuit-resistant terminology:
** UNIX is a registered trademark of The Open Group in the United States and other countries.
Be quiet or I shall be forced to say Unix to you a second time!
"I think we should tax people who stand in water! " - Mr. Gumby
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OMG...it's like a bad geek soap opera.
Next week: BSD gets amnesia and merges with its half-sibling Linux spawning two twin OSs, one of whom is prophesied to take over the world...one is evil, the other good...but who can tell the difference?
Like epoch seconds through NTP server, so are the Days of our Lives...
(For all who are confused right now, soap operas are these television programs aimed at housewives who stay home all day. They typically involve plot lines that are horribly far-fetched, filled with sex and exotic diseases...an odd combination, but I digress...and always end with some unanswered question)
Judge scratches head, "you own what?"
Got time? Spend some of it coding or testing
"Think Sued..."
This is to replace the existing 'Think Pseud'?
I am TheRaven on Soylent News
Yeah, but without bowel movements you would be quite uncomfortable. :-)
we can now market Windows as UNIX
No, that would actually be fraud. Even without the trademark status.
When someone asks you about "UNIX," what's the first thing that comes to mind?
/
# rm -rf
among other misadventures that you just can't have on windows.
How can any earth-based company claim trademark rights to an alien OS we got from the Roswell UFO? Another curious question is why Microsoft bought a license from SCO when they have already used UNIX technology for mind control.
The Uncoveror: It's the real news.
Help me remember:
Monday is patch your windows server day
Tuesday is patch your Linux box day
Wednesday is file a Unix lawsuit day?
Your favorite
SCO has been getting up people's arses enough already.
When Argumentum ad Hominem falls short, try Argumentum ad Matrem
..otherwise they'd have seen why the term UN*X was used.
Dude. I'm having a movement right now, and frankly I'm finding it *very* Zen...
; -- the corruption of government starts with its secrets. a truly free people keep no secrets. --
"He's an attorney! Burn him!"
Request your free CD of my piano music.
OG owns the name but not the stuff... SCO owns the stuff but not the name... Apple can't call it by its name but can use the stuff... AH! Yes! Mr. Carroll, care to comment?:
Alice could only look puzzled: she was thinking of the pudding.
`You are sad,' the Knight said in an anxious tone: `let me sing you a song to comfort you.'
`Is it very long?' Alice asked, for she had heard a good deal of poetry that day.
`It's long,' said the Knight, `but it's very, very beautiful. Everybody that hears me sing it -- either it brings the tears into their eyes, or else --'
`Or else what?' said Alice, for the Knight had made a sudden pause.
`Or else it doesn't, you know. The name of the song is called "Haddocks' Eyes".'
`Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?' Alice said, trying to feel interested.
`No, you don't understand,' the Knight said, looking a little vexed. `That's what the name is called. The name really is "The Aged Aged Man".'
`Then I ought to have said "That's what the song is called"?' Alice corrected herself.
`No, you oughtn't: that's quite another thing! The song is called "Ways and Means": but that's only what it's called, you know!'
`Well, what is the song, then?' said Alice, who was by this time completely bewildered.
`I was coming to that,' the Knight said. `The song really is "A-sitting On a Gate": and the tune's my own invention.'
"Win treats sysadmins better than users. Mac treats users better than sysadmins. Linux treats everyone like sysadmins."
1. Steal SCO code
2. Register Patent for One Click® UNIX®
3. Profit
* One Click is parented technology by Amazon.com Inc
** UNIX is a registered trademark...yada yada yada
if you go at http:\\www.opengroup.org on the left hand side of the page there is a little box that displays their sponsors. apple is not dipslayed as a sponsor !!! draw your own conclusions!!
...and the RIAA would be missing their greatest source for new hit music.
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