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Adobe Still Ignores Elcomsoft-Discovered Holes

evenprime writes "In 2001, Dmitry Sklyarov described vulnerabilities in Adobe Acrobat and Adobe Acrobat Reader while giving a talk at Defcon 9. As has been previously mentioned, Dmitry was arrested the day after this talk. He and his company Elcomsoft were charged with violating the DMCA. Now Elcomsoft have announced that Adobe, two years later, has still not patched these bugs."

305 comments

  1. relapse by mirko · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They once warned them, then the public about their feeble rot13 encryption scheme.
    They got busted because of the DMCA.
    Now, they do it again.
    I guess Dmitri should avoid the USA during the next months, otherwise, he'll soon understand that in Soviet American Corps, sucees is not a matter of technical excellency but rather a matter of negociation skills and of litigation.
    So, why should Adobe managers solve this "bug" when they'll get promoted by complaining about a "criminal offense" ?

    (Note to the mods: I have been hard-working during 18 months in an American Corp, I know what it is about.)

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    1. Re:relapse by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's a lot less effort to sic the lawyers on people than actually PATCH the vulnerability. Security through obscurity (and fear).

      Seriously, this isn't that surprising. Outside the tech sector, the Skylarov thing was largely ignored, and the Adobe vulnerability has been too. The sad thing is, as a writer, it pains me to see a format which is SUPPOSED to be secure be swiss cheesed. Would never use it myself, but Adobe are the real criminals in this. Defrauding people by saying "yes, this format is secure" when it quite obviously isn't.

    2. Re:relapse by Surak · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Wait.... I never caught this before...

      rot13?

      They seriously charged Dimitry with breaking ROT13 under the DMCA? This is not a joke? I always thought the people joking about breaking rot13 sigs and whatnot were kidding. Turns out its HHOS.

      Damn. rot13 barely qualifies as encryption.

    3. Re:relapse by sleeper0 · · Score: 4, Informative

      no the incident had nothing to do with rot13

      you can read about it here

    4. Re:relapse by ClubStew · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, the Portable Document Format (PDF) IS secure. The hole is actually in loading plugins at startup. While a plugin could, of course, modify the display or something of a PDF, the format itself is secure (at least as far as we know). Just FYI.

    5. Re:relapse by Alexander · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "I have been hard-working during 18 months in an American Corp, I know what it is about."

      That's just about the silliest thing I've ever read there, Mirko. It would be just as silly for me to say "I've been to Paris twice, so I know what French people are all about, arrogant and stinky!"

      Please leave absurd generalizations to the trolls.

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    6. Re:relapse by mirko · · Score: 1
      (1) It would be just as silly for me to say "I've been to Paris twice, (2) so I know what French people are all about, arrogant and stinky!"
      1. well, if you've been there 2 x 9 months, this'd be equivalent :)
      2. well, I somehow agree with you but as I am French, I could also tell you they have some really valuable other aspects, like irony, self-criticism (what we call "remise en cause"), DIY, charm, good taste, humor and the ability not to feel outraged if somebody shout at them...


      BTW, I was working for this Corp in Germany. We all (including Englishs, Indians, Arabs, Germans, Italians, Belgians, Scandinavians, ...) felt concerned about both my above point and this typical intercultural management model.
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    7. Re:relapse by dnoyeb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      NOTE: The main problem is they don't sic the lawyers, the lawyers sic themselves.

      The lawyers see this and get all huffy, and complain to management with a bunch of mumbojumbo and entice them into letting them sue. Its how they get paid. If they are not suing anyone their personal value decreases.

      If programmers took the same attitude, they would be complaining about the HOLE just as the lawyers complain about the information.

    8. Re:relapse by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      It's a lot less effort to sic the lawyers on people than actually PATCH the vulnerability.

      Yeah, but you might want to look at what they did. It's easier yet to just tell the Justice Dept. to arrest and prosecute someone than to sic your lawyers on them. Think about it, it's no skin off their backs.

    9. Re:relapse by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Couldn't agree with you more, I'm quite convinced that American companies are all about taking the easy way, in technology and elsewhere. I can't tell you how many times my managers have tried to convince me "the right thing" was building a substandard product, or screwed up a product by doing something that SOUNDS good to a roomfull of suits but is in reality incredibly stupid and shortsighted.

      Engineers have to share some of the blame however, I can't tell you how many good engineers refuse to go in to management because they honestly beleive they are incapable (by virtue of being an engineer and not the best-people persons) or because they don't wnat to turn into their present manager and make those boneheaded decisions. Part of being a good engineer or manager is learning how to tell the boss to shove it when he asks you to do something wrong. Good bosses (technical or not) won't hold it against you as long as you're polite. Bad bosses don't deserve your help. Either way, bad management starts with bad understanding of technology, and gets worse with overly docile (and job-scared) engineers. People skills have value, but lets face it, knowing how a good widget gets built is more important.

    10. Re:relapse by anagama · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the prior poster was worried about having no control over distribution of his writings. And it sure looks like this vulnerability makes Adobe NOT do what Adobe says - that's like false advertising. Here's a quote from the report:

      However, using the vulnerability described above, the plug-in with forged signature can perform virtually everything, including but not limited to:
      - removing or modifying any restrictions (from copying text to Clipboard, printing etc) from the documents loaded into Adobe Acrobat or Adobe Reader;
      - remove any DRM (Digital Rights Management) schemes from PDF documents, regardless the encryption handler used -- WebBuy, InterTrust DocBox, Adobe DRM (EBX) etc;
      - modify or remove digital signatures used within a PDF document;
      - affect any/all other aspects of a document's confidentiality, integrity and authenticity.

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    11. Re:relapse by Sloppy · · Score: 3, Funny
      Security through obscurity (and fear).
      Not just obscurity and fear. You're forgetting: surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.
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    12. Re:relapse by KU_Fletch · · Score: 1, Interesting

      After working as a programmer in a corporate environment for a year+ I can pretty much say that the odds of the programmers even getting the opportunity to fix this would be slim. Thanks to the wonders of corporate micromanagement, almost the entire programming staff where I worked was threatened at one point or another not to deviate form management approved development tracks. Taking the time to research and fix the bug (even though the research seems to be done by external forces at this point) is taking time away from the company, and in big systems like Adobe, that's a big no-no.

      That being said, I'm about 90% confident that somewhere in the last year, one or two Adobe programmers have coded a bug fix and have it sitting around, but management won't let them put it in because they see it as caving into "illegal" hackers like the DEFCON speakers.

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    13. Re:relapse by kurokaze · · Score: 1

      Oh how I feel your pain.

      It's the same deal in my company.. no working
      on "non-approved" projects. Even side projects
      are frowned on.

      *sigh*

    14. Re:relapse by mentin · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It's a lot less effort to sic the lawyers on people than actually PATCH the vulnerability. Security through obscurity

      There is nothing Adobe can do to fix this "vulnerability". Any software-based Digital Rights Management scheme is expected to be broken. Remember this is not "security through obscurity" but "DRM through obscurity." Good security is done through good math, but no math would get you good DRM. Any DRM app is finally based on obscurity and can be broken, the only difference between one app and another is the amount of effort it takes to break it.

      Of course Palladium can change it, but until it, any DRM is expected to be cracked some day. Reporting their crack as "vulnerability" is just cheap publibity for Elcom Soft.

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      MSDOS: 20+ years without remote hole in the default install
    15. Re:relapse by Snaller · · Score: 1

      So what are everbody talking about?

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      If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
    16. Re:relapse by redanzl · · Score: 1

      That being said, I'm about 90% confident that somewhere in the last year, one or two Adobe programmers have coded a bug fix and have it sitting around, but management won't let them put it in because they see it as caving into "illegal" hackers like the DEFCON speakers.

      More likely, the fix is sitting around, but they can't implement it because they don't have a change request to do so, and management won't let such an "unnecessary" change disrupt their schedules.

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      I'm gonna do what I want and I'm gonna get paid -- Tom Waits
    17. Re:relapse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might want to try an actual valid argument next time, rather than an irrelevant, bandwidth wasting strawman.

    18. Re:relapse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless I'm mistaken, Adobe does NOT use ROT13--that was another vendor. Instead, they use actual encryption & digital signatures, but that is rendered moot by the ability to load custom plug-ins that bypass all the security. They just need to be more careful about what plug-ins you can load--that's all.

    19. Re:relapse by Guppy06 · · Score: 1
      "Stack a bunch of graphite, throw in some uranium and graphite rods with some controls to raise and lower then and vola! an atomic pile."

      Until their lawyers start quoting stuff like
      No person shall be (...) subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of live or limb(.)
      Fifth Amendment strikes again!
    20. Re:relapse by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      On the plus side, Adode's parking lot here in seattle is underneath the bridge most often used for suicides...

      If you're regularly seeing folks being scraped off the pavement, it's probably a little more challenging to care about a little software bug.

    21. Re:relapse by laemas · · Score: 1

      "well, I somehow agree with you but as I am French, I could also tell you they have some really valuable other aspects, like irony, self-criticism (what we call "remise en cause"), DIY, charm, good taste, humor and the ability not to feel outraged if somebody shout at them..."

      totally off topic , but every country has a "DIY" attitude , i mean in NZ we fix everything with number 8 wire buts its the same thing. Every nation thinks of itself as DIY , can do , ingenuity etc.... its rather odd

    22. Re:relapse by nametaken · · Score: 1


      Consumer pressure. Where can we all complain to Adobe about our busted software product?

    23. Re:relapse by PetWolverine · · Score: 1

      Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our weapon is surprise. Surprise and fear; fear and surpri--

      Our two weapons are fear, and suprise, and a ruthless efficiency. Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and a ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Aha!

      Amongst our weapons are fear, surprise, ruth--amongst our weaponry are such elements as fear, s--ah, come in again.

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    24. Re:relapse by Safety+Cap · · Score: 1
      No, the Portable Document Format (PDF) IS secure.
      Sorry, ClubStew, but PDF is one of the easiest formats to crack.

      Prevented from printing? Ha. Can't cut & paste text? Hardly.

      Anyone who can run a DOS batch file can break PDF "security" in under a few minutes. Thanks to Title 17, Ch 12, 1201 (DCMA), I can't tell you how this vulnerability can be exploited, so you'll have to figure it out for yourself.

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      Yeah, right.
    25. Re:relapse by evenprime · · Score: 1

      the incident had nothing to do with rot13

      wrong. The vulnerability in the cert advisory had nothing to do with rot13, but Dmitry and friends pointed out several problems at their talk in las vegas. One was that the "unbreakable" digital format that Adobe was selling to book publishers was nothing more than doing a rot13 on the file and then gzipping it.

      Dmitry wrote a program that decrypted the things. The DMCA declares such programs to be a "circumvention device", and make writing them, owning them, or describing them illegal. He wrote the program in Russia, but he flew to the USA and described it at his talk, thus violating the DMCA.

      FWIW, that's the entire point of the DeCSS Art Contest; DeCSS has been declared a circumvention device, which makes it illegal. People are trying to skirt the law by incorporating it into artwork and claiming that forcing them to alter the art would violate their freedom of speech.

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      "Weapons should be hardy rather than decorative" - Miyamoto Musashi
      I think that goes for OS's too
  2. What motivation do they have to fix it? by mikeophile · · Score: 5, Insightful
    They have the DMCA to sue those who exploit it for a new source of revenue.

    Maybe more companies will bait their software with easy exploits to snare those who try to circumvent it

    If nothing else, it gives the companies an excuse to their shareholders for shoddy coding.

    1. Re:What motivation do they have to fix it? by Baki · · Score: 1

      If I spread documents/e-books relying on such protection, I would not be a happy customer.

      Sure they can sue makers of commercial cracking programs, but fact remains that many people can use such programs to make 'illegal' copies of my documents. Suing with the DMCA doesn't make much change in that respect.

    2. Re:What motivation do they have to fix it? by Nyh · · Score: 1

      They have the DMCA to sue those who exploit it for a new source of revenue.

      Yes, and the great thing is thay can claim millions on estimated loses that may have incurred hadn't they seued the person. This is a new business model, soon to be patented.

      Nyh

    3. Re:What motivation do they have to fix it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If I was a book publisher I would think twice before using Adobe's ebook technology to release my titles. That should be enough incentive for Adobe to fix the vulnerability.

      Unless Adobe doesn't really care about the format. Maybe they just won't fix it because they expect Microsoft to take over the ebook market with its DRM plans.

  3. Response from Adobe Lawyer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    [...]may we ask who found those bugs again?

    1. Re:Response from Adobe Lawyer... by more+fool+you · · Score: 1
  4. Bwahaha! by Quaoar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Foolish PC users! Us Macintosh people will be entirely unaffected by these exploits... ...because Adobe is starting to stop making programs for mac... :(

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    1. Re:Bwahaha! by Juanvaldes · · Score: 1

      no, since were talking Acrobat the bugs are built inot the system, DUH!

    2. Re:Bwahaha! by nether · · Score: 1

      Geez. The parent was funny, and I hate to do this 'cause you are not. I am compelled to point out where you are wrong. DCMA me ... uh, I mean ... sue me.

      There is a big difference between the standard that is PDF and Adobe Acrobat which is an implementation of PDF. Quartz, an implementation of PDF, is built into the system, not Acrobat.

    3. Re:Bwahaha! by Dammerung · · Score: 0

      It's quite a shame, Mac's get neglected, and everything gets made for Win32. People just sit in their windows while Eating Apples.

    4. Re:Bwahaha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, I cannot view my screen unless I unrot13() all the pixels on it 85 times per second or how fast it the refresh. I also do that in my head.

    5. Re:Bwahaha! by Surak · · Score: 1

      Seriously? You gotta link? Adobe products have been one of the cornerstones of software applications for the Mac for many years.

    6. Re:Bwahaha! by sebi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Seriously? You gotta link? Adobe products have been one of the cornerstones of software applications for the Mac for many years.

      Seriously!

    7. Re:Bwahaha! by Black+Perl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know if that last bit was a troll or not, if so you got some of us. Adobe will continue to make Mac programs for a long time. They are only dropping support for Premiere, because other products have taken over the high end and iMovie has taken over the low end of the video editing market. Hardly anybody uses Premiere anymore on a Mac.

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    8. Re:Bwahaha! by irving47 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sadly, yes. Seriously... But just Premiere. So far. Too much competition from Final Cut Pro.

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    9. Re:Bwahaha! by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      ...five years later, I hope I'm not seeing something like the following:

      "It doesn't matter that Adobe isn't making Illustrator for Macs any more, because they still make Photoshop, and Freehand's really taken over the market anyway."

    10. Re:Bwahaha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are assuming a lot here. As Apple bundles more software with their OS, they will not only drive away Adobe, but other third party developers as well. I guess it's just another part of Apple's plan to have complete control of the platform.

    11. Re:Bwahaha! by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 1

      They stopped making Premiere because nobody uses it. On OS X, everyone uses Final Cut Pro, which is a vastly superior program. So it's not really sad, they just decided to cut their losses and stop porting it to Mac. Premiere honestly isn't that great a program.. Maybe if the full version were $100 or $200 it'd be a great alternative.. but it's just too clunky with a lot of effects to be worth what they want to charge for it.

    12. Re:Bwahaha! by sharkey · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      starting to stop

      That sounds an awful lot like Windows.

      "To turn off your PC, click the START button..."

      --

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    13. Re:Bwahaha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's possible, or it could be a part of their plan to make money.

    14. Re:Bwahaha! by irving47 · · Score: 1

      I learned on it, I did my sister's wedding video on it, I paid ~$300 to upgrade to version 6. I Assure you, I'm a little sad.
      Or is it pissed?

      But I do look forward to forcing myself to learn FCP

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  5. This is the perfect example... by supersam · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... of sweeping the bugs under the rug and ignoring that they exist while punishing the kid for pointing out the bugs.

    When those bugs crawl out from under the rug... that's when you start feeling the pinch... quite literally... coz they're nasty bugs that bite.

    1. Re:This is the perfect example... by The+Grassy+Knoll · · Score: 5, Funny

      Whoah there!

      Do you think you could mix any more metaphors into that post, please?

      Possibly a case of the baby calling the kettle black, though

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    2. Re:This is the perfect example... by FacePlant · · Score: 1, Funny

      He baked is cake,
      now he has to lie in it.

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      My Heart Is A Flower
    3. Re:This is the perfect example... by JahToasted · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well it just goes to show that you can lead a gift horse to water, but you cannot make him bite the hand that feeds him.

    4. Re:This is the perfect example... by overunderunderdone · · Score: 1

      I don't see that he mixed any metaphors. He used one metaphor consistently throughout the post. Of course it was extended to the point of being beaten to death, but it wasn't illogically mixed with any other metaphors.

    5. Re:This is the perfect example... by xintegerx · · Score: 1

      Well it just goes to show that you can lead a gift horse to water, but you cannot make him bite the hand that feeds him.

      While staring him in the mouth.

  6. Well, well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...if that isn't a new way of fixing bugs.

    Sueing the people until they stop caring and reporting them (the bugs).

    That amazon guy probably has already patented it.

    1. Re:Well, well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      That amazon guy probably has already patented it.

      Can Tarzan legally hold a patent?

    2. Re:Well, well... by Lord+of+the+Wazz · · Score: 1

      Well I'm sure that Disney can hold a patent on Tarzan...

    3. Re:Well, well... by UPi · · Score: 2, Funny
      That amazon guy probably has already patented it.

      Oh, but amazons are girls, not guys.

      (OK, offtopic.. humor me..)
    4. Re:Well, well... by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Oh, but amazons are girls, not guys.

      Surely there must be a roughly equal amount of amazon boys as well as girls, otherwise the species would die out.

    5. Re:Well, well... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, amazons patent lawsuits!

      (Huh?)

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    6. Re:Well, well... by KillerHamster · · Score: 2, Funny

      I should try this in my CS classes. If my professors find any bugs in my code, I'll just sue them until they get the idea. Hello, straight A's!

    7. Re:Well, well... by RollingThunder · · Score: 1

      IIRC, the amazon women kidnapped men for breeding. Or that may just have been a latenight B movie.

    8. Re:Well, well... by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      Guess you missed that Futurama episode...

      "Snoo-snoo!!! Me want snoo-snoo!!!"

      --

      There is much cruelty in the universe, John.
      Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

  7. not much of a vulnerability by gfody · · Score: 4, Informative

    its just a way to trick acrobat into thinking your plugin is signed. if your installing a plugin for anything you should realize it will be executing on your computer and proceed with caution. its not the hosting app's job to make sure its plugins don't do anything they're not suppose to do (imo that responsibility should fall on the os, but thats mho) - so whatever extra security added by adobe to try and prevent untrusted plugins is pure gratis

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  8. Excellent! by Noryungi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As I have said before, one of my friend is blind.

    Have you got any idea how fscking difficult it is for the poor chap to read "protected"[1] PDF files? Trust me, it's pure hell!!

    At least, since Adobe has decided to pull an MS on its users and ignore known problems, maybe I'll be able to crack some of these protected files for my friend, so that he can read them.

    So, there are, er, ahem... unexpected benefits to this sh___y Adobe attitude...

    Just my US$ 0.02...

    [1] "Protected" as in: "can't print, can't copy, can't save as". Yes, Virginia, you can create that kind of PDF files!

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    1. Re:Excellent! by ameoba · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The obvious thing to do is to sue Adobe since their free product discriminates against the blind.

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    2. Re:Excellent! by Noryungi · · Score: 4, Interesting
      The obvious thing to do is to sue Adobe since their free product discriminates against the blind.

      Bzzzzt! Wrong answer!

      1. Abobe is not responsible for the PDF files that are produced by its customers. The "basic" Adobe Acrobat Reader has all the functions necessary to export the document to text for instance. (In Acrobat Reader 5.0/Windows, click on File > Export Document to Text).
        But it is still possible to create a PDF file that does not allow any manipulation or export...
      2. Non-discrimination laws vs the blind only apply to some countries (AFAIK USA and -- maybe -- Spain). There is no such law in the country where my friend and I live.
      3. Do you have the kind of money that would be necessary to sue Adobe? Do you have enough money in your bank account that it would not matter to you if you actually lost the case? Hmmmm...? Maybe you do... but I don't.


      I am definitely going to order one of the Elcomsoft utility for my friend... ;-)
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      The right to offend is far more important than the right not to be offended. (Rowan Atkinson)
    3. Re:Excellent! by Kierthos · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Oddly enough, if you have the proper plug-in for Adobe Acrobat, you can take one of those "protected" files, extract all the pages to a separate file, and then save it. Had to do that at work when the clueless-as-hell customer gave us a file to print that was protected. (Furthermore, the customer didn't know how to "un-protect" it, and the person who did was on vacation.)

      In the off chance that doesn't work, you can import the file, page by page, into Photoshop and resave the pages. But that's really only an option with files that are fairly small in terms of page count.

      Kierthos

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    4. Re:Excellent! by msgmonkey · · Score: 1

      There is a PDF to Text convertor (sorry cant remember the exact name of the package) in Debian that allows that works with encrypted/protected files. You'ill have to do a little research but it is there and maybe even ported to Windows.

    5. Re:Excellent! by Vendekkai · · Score: 5, Informative

      Many of the assumptions in posts above are incorrect. I installed Acrobat 6 a month ago, and can verify these features.

      1. Acrobat has a read aloud function for the visually impaired. It's not perfect, a rather tinny voice, but it is functional. I, err, listened to a chapter or so of the latest Potter book (don't ask!) while driving, and could make perfect sense of the text to speech. This function is available when read access is given to the document.

      2. Adobe does warn people in the manual that pdfs are not very secure. They don't admit that Acrobat can be cracked, but the say something to the effect of "other pdf readers may not implement the pdf security features properly, and your secure document may not retain security with those readers." Of course, you can remove any pdf security with GhostScript, using a cracked dll.

      Vend Ekkai

    6. Re:Excellent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually my father is blind and has the exact same problem with his screen reader. He subscribed to some finacial publication that has a pdf version he was looking forward to reading. Unfortunately its encrypted and his screen reader can't process it. So whenever a new issue comes out I have to strip the security.. funny thing is I use.. http://www.elcomsoft.com/apdfpr.html :)

    7. Re:Excellent! by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 1

      It was trivial to obtain a cracked 3.1 reader that had disabled security. I had to do it once because I forgot the password I'd set myself! I assume It wouldn't be too hard for an updated reader. Of course, most PDF's you read are still 3.x comptatible, so it wouldn't matter.

    8. Re:Excellent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They really don't discriminate against the blind. There's a plugin that comes with Reader 6 called Accessibility.api. It exposes the contents of documents using an interface called Microsoft Active Accessibility, or MSAA. If the document is protected, it's possible for a screen reader to identify itself in such a way as to get access to the plaintext contents of the document. The exact process, however, is covered by an NDA. If you manufacture a screen reader, contact Adobe and jump through the legal hoops. If you just use a screen reader, upgrade to a version that supports encrypted PDFs with Reader 6.

      There is one caveat, though: If the PDF was made with the new Acrobat 6, the content provider had the option of checking the "Accessible content" checkbox (or whatever; I'm not a content provider and I don't know how it's done) in addition to the "Secure content" checkbox. If they chose not to make the content accessible, it won't be accessible even through this method. In that case, you should scream loudly at the content provider.

    9. Re:Excellent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dave Touretzky's Gallery of Adobe Remedies contains several solutions for bypassing PDF security. The XPDF modification is quite handy for printing 'printing impaired' PDFs.

    10. Re:Excellent! by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Few things are more irritating, annoying, or obnoxious than someone who responds with "Bzzzt! Wrong answer!" It makes you look like a total jerkoff.

      Just saying.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    11. Re:Excellent! by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      But it is still possible to create a PDF file that does not allow any manipulation or export...

      Yeah. It's also possible to create a road sign that blind people can't use. That doesn't mean that the company that makes the paint is responsible.

      Non-discrimination laws vs the blind only apply to some countries (AFAIK USA and -- maybe -- Spain). There is no such law in the country where my friend and I live.

      Then neither does the DMCA apply, so why do you *care* about US legalities?

    12. Re:Excellent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are being overly critical, guy.

    13. Re:Excellent! by OaXlin · · Score: 0

      Using winblows???
      SHIFT + PrntScn

      Look ma, I just copied the uncopyable. That is unless they have gone through effort to block this ability like some DVD software programs I've seen.

      Sorry all don't know a XWindows way to do this, don't use X enough :P

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    14. Re:Excellent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blind people don't drive...

    15. Re:Excellent! by MidnightLightning · · Score: 1

      Or you could try "pdftops fscked.pdf - | ps2pdf - unfscked.pdf". Don't use pdf2ps, as Type1 fonts are converted to bitmapped fonts. On my Cygwin install, I do not have pdftops, but I do have ps2pdf. However, I am sure pdftops could be easily found for or compiled under Cygwin for Win32.

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  9. Big vulnerability by m4g02 · · Score: 5, Informative

    You missed the point, the vulnerability is a big one and doesnt involve the final user.

    As you may already know many companies use PDF to realse secure documents, this companies are confident that adobe security will keep the document as read only so no llama will make changes for fun or copy paste their info.

    But then we have this vulnerability where you can load a custom plugin in secure mod, this plug in could use all the privileges a secure plug in has, like for example saving an unencrypted version of the file or, why not, a pain text copy.

    This sound like a big vulnerability to me, but companies that use Acrobat are the ones that should be angry.

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    1. Re:Big vulnerability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pain text copy

      Sounds like a good copy-protection scheme to me!

    2. Re:Big vulnerability by Vandil+X · · Score: 2, Informative
      ...companies are confident that adobe security will keep the document as read only so no llama will make changes for fun or copy paste their info.

      Any "secure" text-display is subject to modification, even by low-end computer users. It's as easy as pressing the Print Screen key and using a scanner with bundled consumer OCR software to convert the image back into paginated (and editable) text.

      The problem with the PDF security hole is moreso in the matter of digital signatures. If someone were to exploit the security hole and obtain a company's digital signature, that person could do some real damage on behalf of that company.
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    3. Re:Big vulnerability by ajs · · Score: 1

      Any "secure" text-display is subject to modification

      Hmm, ok modify the text displayed by your TV's menu-system. Without physically assaulting your TV, I don't think it's gonna happen.

      The idea behind this scheme is not to make it any more secure than paper (though I'm sure some marketing dweeb has spun it that way), but to allow a company to feel that releasing an electronic book, magazine, newsletter, documentation suite, etc. is no less of a "transmission to the world" than releasing dead trees.

      As it stands, that's not the case, because you can take this encrypted document, let your reader decrypt it, and then let your plugin save it as raw, unencrypted data. 100% perfect reproduction with no OCR, or other analog process.

      In the same way that WB isn't worried that cam-corders in movie theaters are going to kill the DVD market, but ARE worried about perfect rips of DVDs -- so too is Adobe concerned about this and not about OCR coppies of such works (which BTW isn't very doable, since one of the features that Adobe gives the publisher is the explicit ability to deny or charge for printed copies).

  10. Sklyarov by AndrewHowe · · Score: 5, Informative

    Even the article gets it wrong now.
    Sklyarov!

    1. Re:Sklyarov by makapuf · · Score: 3, Funny

      Shhh ! The name was cyphered by a new Adobe scheme !

    2. Re:Sklyarov by ceeam · · Score: 1

      Maybe they thought about Skwyalker? ;)

    3. Re:Sklyarov by blibbleblobble · · Score: 1

      "Even the article gets it wrong now. Sklyarov! "

      It's all a conspiracy to halve his google-ranking.

    4. Re:Sklyarov by Bazman · · Score: 1

      more likely:

      CK/\RAPOB

      but with a backwards 'R'.... And /\ is a cyrillic capital 'L'.

      backwards-R is pronounced '-ya', P is 'r', B is 'v'.

      I cant find a Sklyarov story on www.pravda.ru - not in cyrillic anyway... Can you?

      Baz

    5. Re:Sklyarov by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously there is only one solution to this. He must change his last name to Skylarov.

    6. Re:Sklyarov by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Switch encoding to Cyrillic KOI8-R to see how it is actually written: óËÌÑÒÏ×. CK/\RPOB (and yes, you need to reverse the R, which must be read as 'ya')

  11. Wrong focus by jlehtira · · Score: 1

    This is a good example of people (corporations)focusing on wrong things. You know, why to actually do anything productive when you don't have to? You can get something from nothing in this world.

    Should be like a computer game. I spend credits, then I get a new spaceship. No resources wasted. In the Civilization games corruption causes waste =(. Humm.. World would be a better place if everyone simply were intelligent.

    Maybe this is too much to ask for. Then I'd simply opt for people not using resources to do things that are generally harmful.

    1. Re:Wrong focus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are quite possibly the worst speller I've ever had the pleasure to read.

      I salute you, sir.

    2. Re:Wrong focus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Were you home-schooled?

    3. Re:Wrong focus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More importantly, how did he manage to skip home-school?

    4. Re:Wrong focus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More likely he went to American public school.

  12. Team up with Lexmark? by dmeranda · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Perhaps Adobe should work with Lexmark to help them out with the crypto coding; you know, that great company that protects the consumer against accidentally using cheap ink with strong cryptographic chips. Then Adobe could not only provide a PDF option to prevent you from printing a document, they could also enforce that if printed, a PDF document will only be printed with 100%-genuine Lexmark toner. Oh, I see another option with Kodak here, perhaps by embedding RFID tags directly in that specical Kodak paper.

    BTW, did anyone notice that with the latest PDF specification, version 1.5, which corresponds to Acrobat 6, that they added verbage to the copyright/license part to enforce that all software which implements the PDF specification must obey all those stupid magic security bits? They claim the specification is open and free for anybody to develop software around it, but that since the "format" is copyrighted all independently developed software must obey their fragile DRM schemes. How in the world can they copyright a format; sure their specification is copyrighted being a printed work, but the "format"?

    1. Re:Team up with Lexmark? by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't think you could copyright a format... yet. But with the existing extortio- I mean patent system you could probably patent one. I'm going to patent encoding letters of the english alphabet as binary numbers.

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    2. Re:Team up with Lexmark? by BJH · · Score: 1

      Screw 'em. If necessary, it'll be done the way it usually is with these things - add a compile-time flag to build the app without the security enforcement, or if Adobe objects to that, distribute a separate patch.

    3. Re:Team up with Lexmark? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean, like gif's ?

    4. Re:Team up with Lexmark? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to patent encoding letters of the english alphabet as binary numbers.

      At least the majority of my Perl programs will be unaffected...

  13. Acrobat isn't so wonderful... by t0qer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't think it is..

    Sure you have chapters, exact replication of your original document, DRM, cross platform, and other nifty features, but all this and more could be implemented using a combination of HTML, PHP, and java.

    For example, if I was going to sell some html online I could use the PHP application oscommerce to make sure I got paid, HTML for chapters and such, and java to disable people from simply copying and pasting the text somewhere it could be shared.

    Sure, it sounds really technical to the folks that are used to doing a "file>save>PDF" in acrobat. But I wouldn't think that it would be that much more difficult.

    1. Re:Acrobat isn't so wonderful... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...a zipfile could be the container for html and png ...

    2. Re:Acrobat isn't so wonderful... by agent+dero · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As soon as you implement this, we can talk.

      Until Java is supported well cross-platform, and as soon as you can somehow get people to obey all your PHP-HTML-Java rules, then be queit.

      The beauty of PDF, is exactly it's name Portable Document Format just about every platform supports PDF in one form or another, besides a couple ignored security holes here and there, I think PDF is a functional format.

      You can have formatted text and images, looking the same on just about every platform that has a GUI.

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    3. Re:Acrobat isn't so wonderful... by awakened+tech · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately all I have to do is disable Javascripts within my browser settings and I can copy/paste to my hearts content. Even if that didn't work I could just save the page, remove the javascript manually and play with the source HTML to my hearts content.

    4. Re:Acrobat isn't so wonderful... by Caligari · · Score: 0

      Read the parent post again. There was no mention of JavaScript whatsoever. He was talking about Java.

      There is a big difference. You can't simply cut and paste Java code.

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    5. Re:Acrobat isn't so wonderful... by UPi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      HTML and others do not reproduce content as faithfully as PDF does. A better replacement is good old PostScript: the only downside of PS is that it takes up about 2.5 as much space as the equivalent PDF.

      Incidentally, does anyone know of any patents or copyrights on PS?

    6. Re:Acrobat isn't so wonderful... by Zeddicus_Z · · Score: 5, Informative
      I work as an IT admin at a publishing company. We do several magazines covering various aspects of the IT industry. PDF's are vital to our production process. Why? Well, the two biggest reasons are;
      • When an advertiser sends your their ad as PDF, they can be almost 100% certain that it will appear on our systems exactly the same as it did on theirs.(*)
      • When we send our magazines off for printing, we can be almost 100% certain that what the printers see on their systems is what we saw on ours(**)
      Aside from the above, there are many other reasons why PDF is the industry standard in publishing (and, unlike Mac, it's a real standard. Once we weaned our designers off Apple and over to PC, they've been full of nothing but praise for the platform. Yep, that's right, we're a magazine publishing company that doesn't use Apple.)

      Despite your claims, HTML is never and will never be a means of displaying content the same way across multiple platforms. Heck, it wasn't even designed for that use in the first place. People try to make HTML-formatted content look exactly the same cross-platform, but when it changes layout at the even the slightest screen resolution change, it's a lost cause.

      I read the Elcomsoft post to bugtraq this afternoon, and I agree Adobe's attempt to fix the problem was, at best, a poor effort. However, their failure to fix a flaw in their application does not mean that companies can up and switch to formats that not only do not do the same basic job PDF does (consistent display cross platform), but don't even claim to do so.

      *Varibles such as colour saturation, monitor differences and even things as small as the level and angle of light being cast onto a monitor affect the display. However, this does not affect the printing process.
      **Once again, you have variables that are almost uncontrollable such as types of ink, non-PDF fuckups at the printer's end, etc.
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    7. Re:Acrobat isn't so wonderful... by cerberusss · · Score: 1
      HTML for chapters and such
      IMHO comparing the markup qualities of HTML and PDF is just plain silly.

      If I print something in HTML, Mozilla or IE, lots of times the markup is fscked. And don't even think about pagenumbering etc. OTOH any PDF prints like a charm.

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    8. Re:Acrobat isn't so wonderful... by byolinux · · Score: 1, Troll

      Given that PDF is the standard in printing, and Mac OS X has PDF at the very core of it, why the desire to wean users off Macs?

    9. Re:Acrobat isn't so wonderful... by sbuckhopper · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A better replacement is good old PostScript: the only downside of PS is that it takes up about 2.5 as much space as the equivalent PDF.

      Better than PS, why not use dvi? Definitely no royalties or patents here, and by the mere specification of it, device independent format, it is device, os, whatever independent and will look the same on anything that it is viewed on. Sure at this point it is implemented by TeX, but there is no one stopping it from being implemented elsewhere.

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    10. Re:Acrobat isn't so wonderful... by (eternal_software) · · Score: 1

      Isn't Acrobat VECTOR based? That's why the fonts don't pixelate no matter how far you zoom in or enlarge the document.

      How do you plan on doing that with HTML?

    11. Re:Acrobat isn't so wonderful... by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Isn't Acrobat VECTOR based? That's why the fonts don't pixelate no matter how far you zoom in or enlarge the document. How do you plan on doing that with HTML?

      PDF has many advantages, but that isn't one of them. You generally use vector fonts in HTML (such as Truetype Arial and Times). When I zoom a HTML page, the type stays smooth. However, graphics in HTML are only bitmap (jpeg, gif, png), and these may not scale so nicely. PDF generally includes images as jpegs, but also can have vector graphics.

    12. Re:Acrobat isn't so wonderful... by Rogerborg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >You generally use vector fonts in HTML (such as Truetype Arial and Times).

      Sure, go ahead and specify those fonts. Is my Lynx text mode console browser going to render them? What you mean is that it should look as you intended on (e.g.) IE 6.0.2800.1106.xpsp2.030422-1633 on XP Home build 2002 SP1 English with the exact fonts that you had on your machine when you created it.

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    13. Re:Acrobat isn't so wonderful... by Matrix272 · · Score: 0, Troll

      I can't speak for the parent, but I'd guess it was the high cost of the proprietary, closed-architecture hardware, coupled with the lack of standards-based applications (up until OS X, which was too little, too late).

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    14. Re:Acrobat isn't so wonderful... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Is my Lynx text mode console browser going to render them?

      No.

      you mean is it should look as you intended on (e.g.) IE 6.0....

      The fonts I used were just examples of vector fonts, which you are free (beer sense at least) to use in Linux. HTML generally (and preferably) shouldn't be too specific when specifying fonts, and in any case you can override them locally with your browser settings. But you'll most likely be using a vector font (except of course for console mode lynx), and I think most browsers let you zoom the page, or at least the font size, and then the fonts (assuming decent quality) will look better, not worse.

      How does Acrobat reader look in console mode, by the way?

    15. Re:Acrobat isn't so wonderful... by danila · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your post is interesting and informative, but slightly off-topic. It boils down to the fact that PDF is good for publishing industry. Sure, but the story is about ebooks.

      1) While PDF is a good solution (as I already said in another post) for remote printing, the applications supporting it (Acrobat Reader) are a very poor choice for well, reading. Reading ebooks in Acrobat Reader is like wiping your ass with emery paper. :)
      2) While HTML is a poor choice for publishers, a similar XML-based format could be made (may be it already exists), that would work just as well as PDF.
      3) It is actually a good thing that they haven't fixed the bug. More power to the readers, I say! :)

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    16. Re:Acrobat isn't so wonderful... by oldwolf13 · · Score: 1

      Troll if I ever heard one, and I modded you as such.

      Saying that it should look like IE on XP is just flamebait... he only said that the fonts were scalable in HTML, nothing was said about the page looking exactly like the designer intended. While I use lynx/links myself for somethings, face facts... it is not a full fledged browser. So because of the implementation of an html reader you are bashing the poor guy and throwing in microsoft to boot.

      You're not even bothering to think about all the other full featured browsers that do scale fonts and are not MS products.. such as Mozilla and Opera. Indeed they don't even have to be running on windows.

      In a console based pdf or postscript viewer the same could be said as your arguement, but generally those formats are considered to have vector scalable fonts.

      Forget reading the f'n artice... next time read the whole f'n comment.

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    17. Re:Acrobat isn't so wonderful... by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Fair point, you caught me. Apologies, I was reading a different thread in another tab (not in lynx ;-) ).

      On the other hand, you've only won an argument online, so no need to get so heated. We're all winners just for taking part, remember?

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    18. Re:Acrobat isn't so wonderful... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Because OS-level support has effectively nothing to do to improve the professional making and distributing PDFs. It's just as easy to create a PDF on Linux or (presumably, don't use it) Windows.

      That's like saying "Given that bimaps are the standard for display systems and MS paint has bitmap display at its very core, why the desire to wean people off of it?" It just doesn't make sense.

    19. Re:Acrobat isn't so wonderful... by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Humble apologies, I had about ten tabs open and thought that you were one of the people arguing that HTML can be used as a replacement for PDF. Sorry, you said no such thing, and my refutation was bunk. My bad.

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    20. Re:Acrobat isn't so wonderful... by oldwolf13 · · Score: 1

      wow... big of you to concede, and admit your mistake. Kudos :)

      Anyways, yeah, I guess I overreacted and jumped a little on you... first thing in the morning and all.

      Boy I really don't want to go to work :)

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    21. Re:Acrobat isn't so wonderful... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Troll if I ever heard one, and I modded you as such.

      Not if your posting you didn't

      At any rate, you are 100% correct in your response

    22. Re:Acrobat isn't so wonderful... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Varibles such as colour saturation, monitor differences and even things as small as the level and angle of light being cast onto a monitor affect the display. However, this does not affect the printing process

      How does color saturation not affect the printing process? Or do you not actually care how stuff looks in print?

      Once we weaned our designers off Apple and over to PC, they've been full of nothing but praise for the platform.

      This sounds to me like horse poop. Even if Windows were perfect and the Mac were total rubbish, it would be human nature for folks to have something nasty to say.

      Yep, that's right, we're a magazine publishing company that doesn't use Apple ...and doesn't think that color saturation affects the printing process.

    23. Re:Acrobat isn't so wonderful... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      you troll -- the postscript format is more portable than PDF. And Java is more cross-platform than PDF.

    24. Re:Acrobat isn't so wonderful... by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      Troll if I ever heard one, and I modded you as such.

      Obviously you don't mod much (or haven't read the moderators guidlines)... :-)

      If you post in a thread that you modded, your mod is thrown out. You cannot post and mod in the same thread.

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    25. Re:Acrobat isn't so wonderful... by overunderunderdone · · Score: 1

      exact replication of your original document... could be implemented using a combination of HTML, PHP, and java.

      Hahahahahaha... hahaha.. Oh my... *giggle* can I have some of what you're smoking?

    26. Re:Acrobat isn't so wonderful... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boy I really don't want to go to work :)

      You mean you're posting to slashdot in the morning BEFORE you go to work?

      What are you, principled or something? :P

    27. Re:Acrobat isn't so wonderful... by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      if your into publishing acrobat can save you a fortune at usps because now you can mail composite (and with acrobat 6 even seperations) proofs to customers via email.

      Talked to several people who say they have saved several hundred dollars a week alone with pdf files because they no longer have to make composite proofs and mail them about.

      Also most preflight software, image setters and plate setters are compatible with PDF files. These things don't work with html.

      Then for scanning there's no other file format that can preserve the image, and the text in the same file - acrobat and acrobat capture do this ever day. Many companies use this to electronically file old records - records that were made before computers existed. Acrobat even has an index feature you can use to catalogue them.

      OSX wouldn't have that lovely display if it wasn't for PDF - because of its compression probably saves the Macintosh several hundred megs of ram.

      Sure most people its a waste of time but the PDF file format does have its place.

  14. Who do we contact at Adobe? by torpor · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I, personally, would like to make my annoyance at this situation known.

    Who do we contact at Adobe? How do we make a serious stink about this? Are the board members of this company contactable somehow? I'd go to the effort of writing a decent letter explaining to them their stupidity and callousness, if I knew where to send it.

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    1. Re:Who do we contact at Adobe? by lhbtubajon · · Score: 5, Funny

      I believe that would be:

      brickwall@adobe.com

    2. Re:Who do we contact at Adobe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Adobe takes people who report bugs to the fuckin' COURT!

      What do you think they'll do with people who insult them?

    3. Re:Who do we contact at Adobe? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Who do we contact at Adobe?"

      Their sales and marketing department.

      "How do we make a serious stink about this?"

      By not buying their products.

    4. Re:Who do we contact at Adobe? by pjrc · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Before you contact Adobe and "make a serious stink"....

      Consider the irony that you will be complaining about how Adobe is authenticating the trustworthiness of plugins, based on misleading information in an angry rant from a very untrustworthy Russian company with a history discovering Adobe's vulnerabilities and then selling (for profit) exploit tools that exploit those vulnerabilities.

      What were you going to complain about again to Adobe's senior management... oh yes, it was "their stupidity and callousness".

      Naturally, you'll complain that they did release a fix in version 6 in March 2003 for the vulnerability CERT published in January 2003... which Elcom reported to CERT in September 2002, only after years of promoting selling a commercial exploit tool and ultimately having to pull it from the market based on the high profile Dmitry case.

      You'll complain it was "stupid" that their fix still has a more obscure weakness (not actually mentioned in the CERT advisory), and when they don't repond you'll call them "callous".

      Sounds like quite a serious stink to me.

    5. Re:Who do we contact at Adobe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like /. readers form even a quarter of a percent of Adobe's market....

    6. Re:Who do we contact at Adobe? by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      I would write the company at these addesses,

      http://www.adobe.com/aboutadobe/contact.html

    7. Re:Who do we contact at Adobe? by torpor · · Score: 1

      I won't be complaining about the fact that they are 'authenticating' anything.

      I'll be complaining about the fact that they've decided to impose their own arbitrary ideals on the nature of 'secure' literature on the world.

      And then I will be pointing out to them - as lucidly as possible - that any method designed to enforce such 'literate ideals' as Acrobat presents with their 'encrypted documents', is destined to degrade the actual quality of literate thought among the human race.

      Some of us think outside the box. The fact is, you can paint your box whatever color you want: it is still a box.

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  15. Why don't we... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...contact Adobeand let them know how we feel about this whole mess?

    I'm sure they won't mind since we're only concerned customers with an opinion that should matter to them.

  16. They've to keep the lawsuits rolling by jsse · · Score: 5, Funny

    I once asked my boss why our company has to raise so many lawsuits each year. He told me under the influerence of a couple of beers that if we don't keep our lawyers busy they'd find something to sue us.

    "They're like guarddogs" after more beers "if you don't feed them well they might bite you one day"

    I know this is an unfair comparison. Accept my apology to all the faithful employees...I meant to those guarddogs.

  17. And the /. community says I told you so by lavalyn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    After all, we knew the DMCA would have this effect on companies and software, where bugfixes are unnecessary by litigation.

    Why fix software when we can send lawyers and make examples and burning effigies instead?

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    1. Re:And the /. community says I told you so by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      Why fix software when we can send lawyers and make examples and burning effigies instead?

      Armed with a $1.00 hammer and a $1.00 crowbar I can break into your house. Take out a window, maybe pry a door open, and everything that matters to you lays before me.

      Let me rephrase your statement:

      Why fix houses when we can send police and make examples and burning effigies instead?

      Could your house withstand my $1.00 hammer and crowbar?

      I didn't think so. Tell me exactly: why should your software?

      I'm not saying that it's right to ignore vulnerabilities anymore than I think you should just leave your front door open, but given the hammer/crowbar example above, where would you see the line drawn?

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  18. Microsoft does the same... and profits!! by jkrise · · Score: 5, Interesting

    During every upgrade to a new Windows OS, we are advised to run a check for file viruses using anti-virus s/w. It's a tragedy that software exploits are described as viruses and linked to terrorists and success-haters. Why can't MS make newer releases of their OSes atleast immune to known viruses and the associated vulnerabilities???

    Every new release of s/w causes some code to break - a game here, a dll there, an application and so forth. The only thing that runs well on all flavours of MS OSes from DOS to XP is viruses!

    It's easier to obfuscate and profitable as well, apparently.

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    1. Re:Microsoft does the same... and profits!! by pdoucy · · Score: 1
      Why can't MS make newer releases of their OSes atleast immune to known viruses and the associated vulnerabilities???
      Do you mean "built-in antivirus software", like "built-in web browsing software" ?
      Not a so good idea, nor really feasible by other means actually.
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    2. Re:Microsoft does the same... and profits!! by jkrise · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "Do you mean "built-in antivirus software"

      No, I don't. To put things in perspective, a virus is actually a software exploit of a bug in the OS and components. Immunity to a s/w virus does not mean deleting the instance or occurence of the virus, it means correcting the code which caused the virus to work in the first place!

      We've been conditioned into thinking that viruses are external to the OS and can't be prevented, only cured by yet another piece of s/w. It's difficult to appreciate the sloppiness of code that gets passed thru generations of Windoze without fixing of bugs.

      In short, I don't mean "Built-in anti-virus software" but "Removal of bugs in code with each new code version atleast".

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    3. Re:Microsoft does the same... and profits!! by MikShapi · · Score: 2, Informative

      >> The only thing that runs well on all flavours of MS OSes from DOS to XP is viruses!

      You overrate viruses. Take it from someone who works at an AV company and who spent 2 years in the virus analysis team, roughly 90% of them fail to do part or all of what their writer intended to do.

      Viruses are not an exclusion to your law-of-patchiness.

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    4. Re:Microsoft does the same... and profits!! by CashCarSTAR · · Score: 1

      IANAP, but in my view it would be impossible to remove the current viruses without breaking...everything.

      As far as I know, most viruses in their execution work using common OS scripts and commands. It's something where the fix will be worse than the cure.

      And I think MS is doing something just like that anyway. Isn't that what Longhorn is going to be?

      (Not that I support Longhorn, it's going to be a monumental flop, but I digress)

    5. Re:Microsoft does the same... and profits!! by pdoucy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      a virus is actually a software exploit of a bug in the OS and components
      This is the case for trojans, viruses spreading by mail (I should say "via Outlook"). For those I have to agree with you.

      But I'm used to think about virus in terms of a little (native) piece of code which replicates by copying itself in another piece of code. From that perspective, I can't see any other solution than breaking everything at each new release, or embedding a antivirus into the OS.

      Some years ago, viruses were written in assembler and even C was considered too high level for this purpose (!). Nowadays, virus writers don't even know what assembler is.
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    6. Re:Microsoft does the same... and profits!! by Arker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Assembler? Bah! Assembler generates too much bloat.

      Real viruses are handcoded in hexadecimal and 'compiled' with debug.

      Those were the days.

      And you're right, what he's saying doesn't make too much sense in the context of that sort of virus - although having an actual security model like real operating systems hampers them, it can't prevent them.

      But take a look at the crap that passes for viruses these days. 99.9% of it won't work even on my windows machine, simply because it is completely devoid of mshtml and associated crap. In that context, what he's saying makes perfect sense. Those viruses are simply exploits of hideously bad design flaws in MS software. MS works hard to get customers who don't know any better to see them as inevitable, so they don't blame MS and so they spend even more money buying virus scanners and the like, rather than bother to fix their bugs.

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    7. Re:Microsoft does the same... and profits!! by Marx_Mrvelous · · Score: 1

      Wow, where to begin...
      A virus is *actually* a piece of code that cannot run on its own, but instead must be within a host file. A virus also always replicates itself my infecting other files. (if it can run on its own, it's a worm. If it doesn't replicate, it's a patch).
      And viruses don't "exploit bugs" at all. They simple append their code into a file (usually the beginning) or into a file (unused code, etc) and then "point" the program to run that code. Save deleting every executeable on the system, or having some massive signature checking system in place, there's no way to totally prevent viruses.

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    8. Re:Microsoft does the same... and profits!! by jkrise · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      " And viruses don't "exploit bugs" at all. They simple append their code into a file (usually the beginning) or into a file (unused code, etc) and then "point" the program to run that code. "

      Great.. now can you explain why Unix systems in general are immune to virus infection as well as attacks?

      Let's leave aside all the neo-terrorists and success-haters hypotheses aside.

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    9. Re:Microsoft does the same... and profits!! by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 3, Insightful

      UNIX is not immune, just an unlikely target because:

      1) It (has been/is) relatively uncommon. The old Mac OS had a couple hundred native viruses, compared to the tens of thousande for MS OSes. It's not because they were less vulnerable, it's because they were less common. Now, extrapolate from the 95/5% usage patterns of Windows 3.1/Mac OS 7, and try to figure out howmany viruses the old .1% of computers that were UNIX would figure in.

      2) Huge variety of platforms. The same compiled code that runs on an PA-RISC machine will not run under Sparc, MIPS, POWER, etc. Add into that the wide variety of OSes on each platform (Sparc Linux, Solaris, Sparc NetBSD) and you have a relatively low concentration of machines vulnerable to any given exploit.

      3) Different users. The dicks who write virii are usually not going to be the same people that administer a machine for a living, they're going to be the 20-year-old college kid with too much time on his hands. They have access to a Windows machine, but probably not high-level access to a *NIX machine.

      4) Most virii we see now are not OS-targetted. Sure, it may use Win32 functions, but it's really an Outlook virus. Or a Word virus.

      5) Low chance for inter-machine interaction. What's the chance that a Windows machine will be talking to another Windows machine? Wost users are on a Windows machine, so the list of possible transmission vectors is immense compared to those for other platforms.

      Sure, the security model in UNIX is more thorough than that of Windows. Still, there have been a fair number of root exploits in common daemons lately that would allow a worm/virus to spread - but because of the above reasons, UNIX just isn't a good target for a virus writer.

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    10. Re:Microsoft does the same... and profits!! by Marx_Mrvelous · · Score: 1

      Well, we both bit big on this troll, but I think the ifnromation we got out was good :)

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    11. Re:Microsoft does the same... and profits!! by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 1

      Ah, I suppose so.

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  19. In California, I guess they have to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    make these bugs publicly known to all affected users....Or am I wrong? What exactly did that new California law state?

  20. This may be good for OSS by ndogg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If future commercial software relies on the law for its security rather than actual software security, this may be a good thing for open source. When that happens, we really can then say that OSS is truly more secure.

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    1. Re:This may be good for OSS by Matrix272 · · Score: 4, Funny

      If future commercial software relies on the law for its security rather than actual software security, this may be a good thing for open source. When that happens, we really can then say that OSS is truly more secure.

      Well, you COULD say that, but then you'd be violating the DMCA, and they'd have to put you away.

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    2. Re:This may be good for OSS by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nothing preventing OSS in the US from relying on the DMCA. I mean, I don't see it happening, but from a legal perspective, it could.

    3. Re:This may be good for OSS by mentin · · Score: 1
      If future commercial software relies on the law for its security rather than actual software security, this may be a good thing for open source.

      This is not about security, this is about DRM. No "actual software security" would get you DRM - there is simply no way a software application can extract and display some text from a file in such a way that a user having full admin rights on this machine can't get this text.

      When that happens, we really can then say that OSS is truly more secure.

      I don't think this fact benefit OSS in anyway - I have not seen any OSS digital right management application, and don't think one will appear one day, since any software-based DRM is finally based on obscurity, and OSS lacks it.

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  21. Re:Always looks the same: like shit by FunkyChild · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, those fucking fascist pigs at Adobe would never think to include a menu option like "View -> Continuous - Facing" in Acrobat Reader to view facing pages alongside each other, would they.

    Fight the power, man!

  22. Re:Always looks the same: like shit by acd294 · · Score: 1

    You know, on my acrobat at least, if you right click->continuous, it works as you described there are still page breaks but at least you can scroll through the whole thing. That is how I look at pdfs anyway.

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  23. Re:YOU ARE ALL GOAT FUCKERS!!! by Chrysophrase · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think this must be the official reply from the Adobe spokesperson.

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  24. Most people can't do both. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 5, Interesting


    Very, very few people, apparently, have both technical knowledge and managerial knowledge.

    The problem mentioned in the Slashdot story appears to be that Bruce Chizen, Adobe president, is not prepared for the intellectual challenge of running a technical company. He's been a salesman and marketing manager all his life. Now Adobe has become dependent on Acrobat, and has a big customer for Acrobat, the IRS (U.S. Internal Revenue Service).

    It's amazing. The job pays extremely well, even though the smart people are gone, Adobe has laid off people, and the stock is slowly sliding.

    We live in a business climate in which a few people at the top make a huge amount of money, and other people suffer, even though they helped make the money.

    There seems to be a pattern with technological companies. The people who really understand the technology get tired and go on to other things, or are forced out of the company they founded (as was Jobs at Apple). Everyone pretends that nothing has happened, and the company runs on inertia for a while. With luck, the new managers, who try to hide the fact that they really don't understand what the company does, encounter a business upturn. But inside the company is dying.

    John Sculley was a sugar water salesman (Pepsi) before he came to Apple and forced Jobs out. Apple looked okay for a while, but slowly lost importance. Then Jobs came back, and Apple became very important.

    Adobe's Postscript is brilliant technology. Using Postscript to make PDF files is brilliant. Knowing what photo editing tools need to go into Photoshop requires deep technical understanding. Probably Bruce Chizen understands none of this. Can a manager run something he does not understand? No.

    1. Re:Most people can't do both. by RickHunter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course a manager can't run something he doesn't understand. But modern business theory says that the product (or technology) doesn't matter. All that matters - all - is your cash-flow strategy. Of course, this theory couldn't possibly be wrong and responsible for the collapse of the domestic tech industry (or the economic depression in general). No, that must be because tech is "commoditizing" and there's nothing new to do, right?

      Of course, this doesn't work. Like outsourcing and moving jobs overseas to people willing to work for 1% of the salary because they need to avoid starvation, it winds up causing more economic harm than good. But it looks good on the next quarter earnings report, so it must be worthwhile.

    2. Re:Most people can't do both. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is also part of the American way: Harvard Business School of Management started preaching a long time ago (late '70's to early '80's) that managers just didn't need to know anything technical about the business they were managing to run it effectively.

      Obviously this was good for Harvard business school graduates and, by association, for the Harvard business school itself, but it has been disastrous for American business.

    3. Re:Most people can't do both. by BlueYoshi · · Score: 1
      Can a manager run something he does not understand? No
      I don't agree with that sentence because lots of technical companies are managed by financial and commercials people And that's normal the first thing who matters is customers. To be the best technically is useless if you don't have customer. A good manager is first a man who can engage a good team for all the topics he/she cannot handle. The manager must have a very high level vision of the business and give impulsion. Do you think that Steve Jobs have make the technical choice for the G5? No, he asked probably that the G5 looks cool, professionnal and was quiet but definitevely cool. So a good manager is someone precious. But he/she must be focused on strategic goal not technical details.
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    4. Re:Most people can't do both. by elpapacito · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wait, good managing isn't realizing you don't know jack about something so you need to hire somebody else who knows about technology. That is the conditio sine qua non for even attempting an enterprise that isn't a scam. I mean even attempting a garage sales requires understanding one must first check with local law to see if it's allowed without any kind of bookeeping.

      Is that managing ? Obviously it is. But another kind of managing, much more complex, is the kind one must do when developing a new product or introducing innnovation in a product.

      Unfortunately, once a sellable product is obtained the manager may choose to reduce investment on innovation (in other words, cut developing costs) because he/she is also pressed by investors/bank who don't give a flying F about innovation, all they care about is money and that's pretty obvious, a bank business involves financing not developing/selling goods.

      If an at least temporary equilibrium is achieved the average manager will almost surely take the least risky path of keeping on selling the good that is currently selling, instead of attempting to develop new ones.

      The way things seem like, the guys/girls who developed the product from scratch (read, technicians/researchers) often if not always see only a fraction of the revenue from the product because securing a right on revenues is extremely difficult. But they are the ones that are most likely to develop new products, not the manager.

    5. Re:Most people can't do both. by shepd · · Score: 1

      >John Sculley was a sugar water salesman (Pepsi) before he came to Apple and forced Jobs out. Apple looked okay for a while, but slowly lost importance. Then Jobs came back, and Apple became very important.

      Very important? Maybe to the 0.1% of the world that's a graphic designer of some sort. Everyone else really couldn't care if every Mac on earth blew up tomorrow. I know it wouldn't affect me in the slightest.

      Face it. Steve Jobs hate for John Sculley lost them what could have been Apple's coup de gras to everyone else -- he fucked the newton right up the ass to make way for his ego. Steve Jobs is why apple will always be, at the very best, #2. The reality distortion field just isn't strong enough to work on most of us.

      Another obvious point is that Steve Jobs is trying to use the iPod to do what he killed in the Newton. He's noticed the opportunity he ruined, and is trying to get things back together. Too bad he's a decade late.

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  25. Gun makers don't kill people but do print manuals by yerricde · · Score: 1

    [Adobe] is not responsible for the PDF files that are produced by its customers.

    I agree that gun makers don't kill people. Still, I'd like to point out that just as makers of dangerous devices include copious warnings in the manuals, Adobe's manual writers could have warned users that fully restricted PDF files will often interfere with assistive technologies and prove less useful to people with vision problems.

    Non-discrimination laws vs the blind only apply to some countries (AFAIK USA and -- maybe -- Spain).

    If what I've read about the Disability Discrimination Act of 1995 is accurate, count the UK in as well.

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  26. Adobe's Response by Feldmrschl · · Score: 5, Funny

    [monty python reference]

    DIMITRI: If you will not fix rot13 encryption, we shall publish an exploit!
    ADOBE LAWYER: You don't frighten us, Russian pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Dimitri Hacker, you and all your silly Russian k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt!Thppt!
    SLASHDOT: What a strange company.
    DIMITRI: Now look here, my good man--
    ADOBE LAWYER: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
    SLASHDOT: Is there someone else up there he could talk to?
    ADOBE LAWYER: No, now go away or I shall sue you a second time-a!
    ADOBE EMPLOYEE #1: I didn't know we were Idiots?
    ADOBE EMPLOYEE #2: Of course, why else do you think we are protecting this ridiculous algorithm?

    [/monty python reference]

    1. Re:Adobe's Response by insanecarbonbasedlif · · Score: 1

      As a member of Adobe's esteemed legal team, I take offense at your post. We have never made any statements like the above. Therefore, we are giveing SLASHDOT.ORG a subpeona to release all your information to us, and then we are going to serve you with a lawsuit for LIBEL. Take that!

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      Lawyer 2: What?
      Laywer 1: Fetchez la vache!

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  27. Low-resolution displays by yerricde · · Score: 1

    Acrobat's facing pages view will often make the text so small and render it with so few pixels as to make it unreadable with the affordable displays of today.

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  28. How viruses spread and how to prevent it by yerricde · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As far as I know, most viruses in their execution work using common OS scripts and commands.

    As far as I know, most Windows viruses can't spread without either 1. opening an outgoing connection on SMTP's port, 2. telling Outlook to open an outgoing connection on SMTP's port, or 3. opening executables installed by the administrator for writing. Not giving unknown programs the capability to do this would stop viruses from spreading. This is possible even in a Windows environment: don't allow unknown programs to open connections to ports they have no business with (e.g. only Postfix should open an SMTP session), don't give users the right to overwrite files outside of the temp directory and the user's home directory, and run executable e-mail attachments as the Guest user.

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    1. Re:How viruses spread and how to prevent it by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ok, I'm sure I'll get slammed for this, but I'm going to defend Microsoft a little. The main problem is the APPS, not the OS. Why? Because, as you say, this stuff is possible now. So what's the problem? Go do it on a win2k box. Apps will start to break all over the place. Most applications expect to run as admin. My scanner (a umax) will not function unless run as admin. I don't mean it won't install (hell, I should have to login as admin to install hardware) IT WON'T RUN.

      Tech supports solution is "run as admin". When I did all the security auditing, figuring out what registry keeys/files it needed permission to and changed them and sent them the files a YEAR AND A HALF AGO, they still haven't fixed it.

      It simply isn't practical to run a workstation as non-admin on 2k unless you just run a base install of OS, office and IE. Trust me, I tried. and gave up.

      Heck -- now I will bash microsoft:) -- Microsoft's own Age of Mythology, which I got for my son, won't run as non admin. It actually does pop up a box saying "this game won't run as non-admin". So presumably, even if I did security audit and change the settings, it wouldn't run.

      Like I said, I gave up.

    2. Re:How viruses spread and how to prevent it by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Well...I still think that MS is responsible -- for having a lousy security model for years. Also, because devices-aren't-files in Windows, you can't selectively give permission to poke at particular devices to particular users or sgid apps.

    3. Re:How viruses spread and how to prevent it by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 1

      I agree somewhat. But I think they've cleaned up the security model (if you call it that) of the 9x line, but vendors are slow to move -- witness my experience with UMAX I sent them the solution and they were too lazy to test it and roll it into a patch in the next release. it still required admin.

      You're point about the devices is a good one, but I think you can limit it somewhat thru registry permisions.

  29. NOT a problem by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

    I don't see this "vulnerability" as a problem. I quite often use Elcomsoft's utility to unprotect PDF files so I can fix them, or copy some text out. This "vulnerability" means that you can run plugins WITHOUT having them signed by Adobe. This is GREAT. We want to do this, we don't want Adobe to be decide what you can and can't do with your files. I can' think how this could hurt the end-user. You don't install Acrobat plugins that come in spam emails, you do it becasue you want the function (yeah, someone could make a Trojan, but who'd bother in the real world, and word would get out quickly).

    1. Re:NOT a problem by Matrix272 · · Score: 5, Informative

      This "vulnerability" means that you can run plugins WITHOUT having them signed by Adobe.

      THAT is the problem. Companies use Adobe Acrobat to create forms that should not be altered outside the company, like contracts, and send them to their customers to fill out. If said company can no longer trust that their customers won't be able to change text in their contract without notifying them, then Adobe Acrobat is completely meaningless.

      My last job was at an ISP that would create contracts and accounting papers in Acrobat, then send them to people to fill in certain information. Sometimes, the documents could be 30-50 pages in length. It obviously would take quite a long time to manually go through and verify that nothing inappropriate (i.e. the cost of getting out of the contract) would be changed. Of course, in that case, the company deserved whatever it got, but that's beside the point.

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    2. Re:NOT a problem by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Insightful
      THAT is the problem. Companies use Adobe Acrobat to create forms that should not be altered outside the company, like contracts, and send them to their customers to fill out. If said company can no longer trust that their customers won't be able to change text in their contract without notifying them, then Adobe Acrobat is completely meaningless

      Well, I don't want to sound like a jerk, but it's not my problem, and security settings (often applied inappropriately or inadvertently) cause me a lot of hassles.

      Actually, if such a change to a contract was made it would be easy to prove when it came to light and grounds for criminal charges, (forgery, fraud, whatever). The same as someone making changes to a paper contract. This is a case of using technical means to "enforce" legalities, and in the process inconveniencing the vast majority of PDF users who use it to transfer and use artwork in publishing. Security was an afterthought, and has never worked well, and I'm happy with that.

      Anecdote: Almost 20 years ago, when Adobe introduced PostScript, they tried to keep it proprietary. Fonts in particular were encrypted, and for a long time only Adobe knew how to make real Type 1 fonts, which were very expensive. Then the format was reverse engineered, and we had dozens, then hundreds of alternate sources of quality fonts much cheaper. Adobe eventually opened the format when Truetype appeared which was an open format from the beginning.

      It obviously would take quite a long time to manually go through and verify ...

      This could be easily automated, (I can think of several methods off the top of my head, I'm sure you can too) and since this "vulnerability" has been known for two years or more, and is still open, maybe you should be doing that now.

    3. Re:NOT a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course if you actually wanted to avoid the problem you'd make the forms in plain text and use that amazing "diff" program to see what the muppets on the other end had changed..

      But then since when have common sense, doing things the simple way and using established, capable tools ever had anything to do with modern business?

    4. Re:NOT a problem by Matrix272 · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't want to sound like a jerk, but it's not my problem, and security settings (often applied inappropriately or inadvertently) cause me a lot of hassles.

      Security (in this sense) is there to hamper attempts at easy manipulation of data. Security is the opposite of usability. Usability requires easy access to changes in settings and data, which is the exact thing you want to avoid with security. Just because you're irritated at the nature of electronic security doesn't mean Adobe not fixing a problem is a good thing.

      Actually, if such a change to a contract was made it would be easy to prove when it came to light and grounds for criminal charges, (forgery, fraud, whatever). The same as someone making changes to a paper contract. This is a case of using technical means to "enforce" legalities, and in the process inconveniencing the vast majority of PDF users who use it to transfer and use artwork in publishing. Security was an afterthought, and has never worked well, and I'm happy with that.

      Sadly, in this industry, security is usually an afterthought. I like the way Adobe implemented the security on Acrobat, but I think they should fix the problems with it rather than suing the person that discovered them. Acrobat works perfectly fine for the purpose for which it was created, which is creating files, then securing them, and sending them to people. If the "securing" stage is too irritating or annoying, why don't you use Microsoft Word or OpenOffice Writer or something that doesn't have those options?

      This could be easily automated...

      There are many things in this world that can easily be done, but shouldn't have to be. For instance, my direct supervisor is a bit of an ass. He makes decisions based on random thoughts, and ignores facts that contradict whatever he's thinking at the time. He blames everyone else for his mistakes, then takes credit for other people's work. To put it simply, he's a bad supervisor. However, in this organization, there's someone higher up on the ladder than him that I can go to for resolution to problems that arise. He's a very nice guy, and easy to talk to, but often doesn't want to make waves. It would be easy for him to simply ignore the problems and hope they go away, but that's not what should be done. The similarities are striking. They're both problems that never should have arisen in the first place. They're both problems that are relatively easily fixed. And finally, they're both problems where one party decides to ignore them and hope they go away. Just because a problem is easy to work around doesn't mean it shouldn't be dealt with directly.

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    5. Re:NOT a problem by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Just because you're irritated at the nature of electronic security

      I'm irritated at "security" being shoehorned into a DTP appliction. Also, since it isn;t secure abyway (as the article), it's just maiking me waste my time and only providing you with imaginary security.

      If the "securing" stage is too irritating or annoying, why don't you use Microsoft Word or OpenOffice Writer or something that doesn't have those options?

      Because those applications are quite useless for DTP.

      I use PDF because it's part of a publishing system. I lay out books, print to PDF, the printer prints them. That's all I'm interested in. PDF is the lingua franca of DTP. That's what it was designed for. You can use it for what you want, but don;t make it harder for the rest of us.

      The "security applications" you mentioned hardly require the graphic abilities of PDF. I'm sure ther are many more secure methods of transferring data. Make one of those more user-friendly, and forget about the broken security of Acrobat. There are many things in this world that can easily be done, but shouldn't have to be.

      My point was that the vulnerability already exists, and if you want to use them for those purposes, you should make sure that they really haven't been tampered with. You said "deal with the problem". That's exactly what I meant.There are probably off-the shelf apps that can compare two PDFs (there is one built in, but it could be better). If the only difference is the signature, then you're fine. Of course, it'd be much simpler if you just used ASCII -- and I don't see why not.

    6. Re:NOT a problem by Matrix272 · · Score: 1

      My point was that the vulnerability already exists, and if you want to use them for those purposes, you should make sure that they really haven't been tampered with. You said "deal with the problem". That's exactly what I meant.There are probably off-the shelf apps that can compare two PDFs (there is one built in, but it could be better). If the only difference is the signature, then you're fine. Of course, it'd be much simpler if you just used ASCII -- and I don't see why not.

      That's the point. PDF is useful only because it's a standard that has security so other people can't mess with it. If they can mess with the file, there's no point to have PDF anymore. I shouldn't HAVE TO compare what I send out with what I get back if the company making the product guarantees that it's secure. THAT is the problem, and THAT is what needs to be fixed. Again, you're not dealing with the problem, you're suggesting a work-around. Adobe should fix the vulnerability and make PDF a secure format again. If you don't want to use it, use something else. There's plenty of formats that aren't secure.

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    7. Re:NOT a problem by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Adobe should fix the vulnerability and make PDF a secure format again.

      If you'd been paying attention, you'd know it has never been secure. If you want to trust Adobe to "fix" it, that's your look out.

      If you don't want to use it, use something else.

      There are NO other formats that are acceptable in DTP. And the problem isn't with files I make, but files people send me.

      There's plenty of formats that aren't secure.

      I'm not interested in using a non-secure format because it's non-secure. I just don't want to have a DTP format made harder to use because Adobe has marketed it to suits as a secure document format, which it never was and hopefully never will be.

      It's clear you know little about DTP. I admit I know little about secure documents. We shouldn't be using the same format. But I have used PGP, that's real security and the right way to send and authenticate documents. When security is kept as a separate function and application, it is simpler and verifiable, and replaceable.

  30. DMCA = right to sue, != requirement to fix by cenonce · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This really shouldn't surprise anyone. The DMCA gives companies a right to sue if you reverse engineer an encyption device. But the DMCA offers no protecting to the consumer by requireing a company to FIX the problem.

    Besides /., this story has not had a whole lot of publicity. Add to that the fact that most people wouldn't know how to decrypt the e-books (and, more importantly, probably don't all that much care), there really isn't much incentive for Adobe to fix it.

    The puzzling thing to me is that it seems like it really wouldn't cost all that much to fix. I mean, it is a patch afterall and every friggin time I start up Photoshop Elements it is downloading some update (though not sending any of my personal information... hehe!).

    IAAL, so what I start to think is: Does Adobe have any liability for failure to patch the software when an author loses money because his or her ebook is pirated? No doubt in advertising and selling the software, Adobe touted the encryption as a safety feature. Contributory infringement, maybe? Misrepresentation? A warranty theory? Hmm....

    1. Re:DMCA = right to sue, != requirement to fix by FrankDrebin · · Score: 1

      Since you are a lawyer, perhaps you can elaborate on something I've wondered about...

      As I understand things, if a company like Adobe sues another party under the DMCA is no worse than any other lawsuit for say "traditional" copyright infringement. In such a civil case, when the court finds for the plaintiff, the remedies are typically financial, perhaps injunctions, etc.

      The thing that really infuriates me, and I suspect a lot of other Slashdotters, is that the DMCA makes it CRIMINAL to for example publish bugs concerning encryption.

      So companies like Adobe whisper in the ear of the FBI, step back and throw up their arms pretending to be good guys while some poor programmer gets the federal rubber glove treatment.

      Lawsuits can be annoying and expensive, but are mostly meaningless to young programmers without big money. I my mind the real scary thing is facing incarceration because some company wants to sick "justice" on folks for finding the trivial flaws in their products because it was "encryption" and therefore a crime under the DMCA

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    2. Re:DMCA = right to sue, != requirement to fix by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      The puzzling thing to me is that it seems like it really wouldn't cost all that much to fix. I mean, it is a patch afterall [...]

      It's not just a bug, it's a design flaw, and would need a redesign of their signed plugin architecture, if I'm understanding it correctly. If the signature checking only verifies the PE header of the Windows executable, the signature is only created using the PE header of the Windows executable.

      To change this behavior would require Adobe to make everyone re-do their signatures. Without some good planning, newer-signature plugins would not work with older versions of Acrobat Reader.

      The change would seem to involve quite a bit of deployment effort which (obviously) Adobe doesn't feel is necessary to tackle at this point. I don't agree with this myself, but they probably think it's not worth the effort at the moment.

    3. Re:DMCA = right to sue, != requirement to fix by cenonce · · Score: 1

      That is exactly why the DMCA is such a lousy law. First, the balance between protecting copyrighted works and free speech is tipped way on the side of copyrighted holders. It also runs roughshod over the concept of "fair use" in the Copyright Act. My sense is that the Congress' intent was not to have such ridiculous lawsuits such as Adobe's, Lexmark's printer cartridge suit, etc arise from the "liberal" (in my view) reading of the DMCA.

      Second, the DMCA goes beyond liability to criminalizing conduct that is (more than arguably) protected by the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution.

      Look, this is totally my opinion, but I think anybody who challenges the Constitutionality of the DMCA has a good case, but it has to be the right case. This especially based on the fact that for as many "wins" on the side of fair use, there are also some lower court rulings (the 2600 case comes to mind) that go the other way. I haven't read some of the more recent case decisions on the DMCA (it changes so often it is hard to keep up!), but, from my view, a defendant is likely to win the criminal case, but not necessarily the civil case. Still, defending a criminal case can cost hundreds of thousands of dollars. THEN, you have to deal with the civil case costs. And who really has that kind of money!?!

      Unfortunately, the "big companies" will always have the ear of Justice because they have the money to have a voice. This really very clearly (to me anyway) says that if we all, as individuals, want to have a voice, we need to support groups like the EFF and EPIC.

    4. Re:DMCA = right to sue, != requirement to fix by cenonce · · Score: 1

      That's interesting. That goes to the argument that Adobe misrepresented the strength of the encryption, especially if, during discovery, it can be shown that Adobe knew of the design flaw prior to Sklyarov's presentation.

  31. Misleading title, misleading hype... by pjrc · · Score: 4, Informative
    Clearly, Elcom is attempting to characterize Adobe as having utterly ignored this problem. It does appear that they have been slow and unresponsive to input. But this message reads as a smear campaign against Adobe, attempting to distort the facts by mixing a new security advisory with a rant about how slow and unresponsive they have been.

    They characterize a new bug (oversight in the fix, see below) as having done absolutely nothing. Not very honest...

    I'm pretty impressed that slashdot didn't post the inaccurate "no improvements for 2 years" title, when it is clearly a fact (based on the text of the article) that Adobe added a new, stronger signing method in version 6, as a good-faith attempt to solve this problem. Yes, "2 years" appears to be true, but that's not the 2 years from July 2001 to July 2003 (today).

    Likewise, the statement at the top: "oftware released in 2003 contains vulnerabilities disclosured in 2001" gives the impression that the new version contains the exact same vulnerability, rather than an oversight in a major rework of the security mechanism that was intended to fix the bug.

    It sounds like Adobe really did try to fix the problem. They implemented a new, strong signing method. They even adandoned backwards compatibility and refuse to load the old, easily forged plugins when in certified mode. As Elcom's message explains, Acrobat 6 only allows "certified" mode if all the plugins have the new, strong signatures, or if all the plugins if finds have these signatures it automatically goes into certified mode.

    The real complaint appears to be an oversight that some undocument function, which is callable in uncertified mode by an unsigned plugin (or one of the legacy weakly authenticated plugins) can call this undocumented function and cause Acrobat to switch into certified mode. Quoting from the Elcom message:

    Therefore, if plug-in with "forged" certificate is loaded, it can patch the code of CTIsCertifiedMode function in memory, and so force Acrobat to believe that it works in "Certified" mode.

    So there you have it, a secutity real announcement, burried after a lengthy rant about how slow and unresponsive Adobe has been.

    Yes, Adobe has a bad attitude. Yes, they fscked up and their attempt to fix the problem still has an exploitable weakness. Ok, I can buy that Adode has a bad attitude.

    Elcom (or specifically, Vladimir Katalov) doesn't impress me much either, when it comes to attitude and standards of professional conduct. This angry rant attempts to paint a picture of Adobe has having still done utterly nothing to fix this problem... including a very misleading tital and summary.

    Katalov sinks to the tactic of use a embedded an advisory of a weakness to attract attention to an angry rant about his frustrations with Adobe's unresponsive history.

    1. Re:Misleading title, misleading hype... by pjrc · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Also, as long as Elcom is thowing stones of "Adobe is slow, unresponsive" and still has a weakness after their attempt to fix the problem, consider Elcom's standard of professional conduct:

      1. Discover weakness in Acrobat Reader
      2. Create exploit tool and sell it commercially
      3. Announce the exploit at Defcon and distribute some free copies of the polished, for-profit exploit
      4. Dmitry gets arrested, infamous DMCA case...
      5. Eventually report the bug to CERT, after Dmitry case resolved
      6. Adobe reworks plugin authentication/signing in next major release, but a flaw still remains where unsigned plugins can patch Acrobat's in-memory image and obtain unathorized privs (CERT avdisory only covers signing weakness)
      7. Elcom complains that Adobe has ignored problem and done nothing.

      The DMCA sucks, Adobe is unresponsive, and Dmitry shoulda been released promptly.... but regardless of all that, everybody should remember that we're dealing with a for-profit company that discovered weaknesses and first created and SOLD for-profit exploits and went on a campaign to promote it... and only reported to CERT after a legal battle that forced them to pull their commercial exploit product from the market.

    2. Re:Misleading title, misleading hype... by Vladimir+Katalov · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The reality is: Adobe is closing small windows, but leave the large door opened. This is absolutely senseless and silly. The whole security model of Adobe software is close-to-fake, and have to be re-weritten from scratch.

      Btw, the "new" problem (about possibility of memory patching) is as old as Adobe Acrobat Reader is, and well-known to Adobe for even more that two years.

      But feel free to think about our reasons for publishing the vulnerabilities ;) Just don't be surprised when you'll find your credit card numbers, private documents etc publically available for anyone -- due to the simple reason that vendors fail to fix the bugs in their software.

    3. Re:Misleading title, misleading hype... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what was the exploit marketed for? To allow the blind to read, fair use, etc. It doesn't matter how much of an "exploit" it is just like DeCSS is an "exploit". If you want to get technical, anti-virus software normally exploits the weaknesses of viruses to remove them, and people *pay* money for that (ignoring how much it is an exploit to require people to pay money to remove a virus/worm/exploit). I agree in a way that they're exaggerating on what Adobe actually did to attempt to fix the problem, but if you leave a glaring hole in your security product you've made all your security futile for anyone clueful in wanting to circumvent the security. At that point, it doesn't matter how *much* they changed their security model because they need to do it all over again to prevent people from using now new documents in the current release.

      The best analogy I can think of is if you spent all the time and effort to make a vault with a near unbreakable lock, then you went and made the combination, which could be used instead of the lock, 1-2-3. The fact that someone would sell the information that 1-2-3 is the combination is not as distressing to me as the sheer stupidity of the vault maker making such a combination and trying to pass the vault off as secure. To hell with them and any claim of damages for breach of security.

    4. Re:Misleading title, misleading hype... by Cyno · · Score: 1

      but regardless of all that, everybody should remember that we're dealing with a for-profit company

      no comment

  32. unsurprising and unfixable by Eivind · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This is not surprising. What Adobe is trying to do is fundamentally impossible to do as long as the users still have ultimate control over their computers.

    Adobe is trying to tell customers that they have a format in which you can send a document to someone, and that document will only be readable on that one computer, or will not be printable, or will not be copyable to the clipboard or whatever.

    This is fundamentally impossible. If my computer can display the document on screen for me, then this means that the computer MUST have all the required information to do so. This includes any and all secret keys if the document is encrypted and so on.

    This implies that the computer also has all the info needed to print the document, or copy it to the clipboard or whatever. Now, Adobes product could only work if the computer "knew" how to do this, but refused to do it anyway, in other words, if the computer was not obeying the end-user.

    This is possible with secure hardware and similar that refuse to run code that is not digitally signed by the real master (not the end-user and owner!). But with the current computers that happily run anything you the user want in priviledged mode it is not possible.

    Sure they could, and probably should, patch this spesific hole. But there's nothing Adobe can do to make they so-called "secure pdf" actually do what they claim it will do. And they know it.

    1. Re:unsurprising and unfixable by pclminion · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This is possible with secure hardware and similar that refuse to run code that is not digitally signed by the real master

      No, even that will be defeated. The digital signature is checked only once (it would be ridiculous to re-check it, say, before executing each instruction). There's a billion different ways you can take advantage of this. Say, for example, some code is loaded into RAM and its signature is checked. Now, all you have to do is replace the "validated" program with your own code in RAM. Supposedly the OS won't allow you to do this. So you create a device, kind of like a Game Genie, and you plug that into the DIMM slot, and plug the DIMM into it. Call it a RAM Genie if you want. The RAM Genie will twiddle the bits, either directly in the DIMM, or as the electrical signals pass through it. Wham, untrusted code is executing.

      The only way to prevent something like that is to make it impossible for the user to modify the hardware. Even if the RAM is built onto the board, there are these people called "electrical engineers" who will easily figure out how to get around it.

      The whole damn DRM exercise is pointless.

    2. Re:unsurprising and unfixable by Nucleon500 · · Score: 1
      ...as long as the users still have ultimate control over their computers.

      The end is near!

    3. Re:unsurprising and unfixable by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The only way to prevent something like that is to make it impossible for the user to modify the hardware. Even if the RAM is built onto the board, there are these people called "electrical engineers" who will easily figure out how to get around it.

      Speaking as an electrical engineer, don't hold your breath.

      Yes, there was a time when EEs in general were technically proficient hardware gurus, who could figure out anything electrical (this is back in the vacuum tube days though).

      Nowadays, however, EEs aren't the hardware gods people make them out to be. Basically, they're just a bunch of regular people who don't care much about computers or electronics, and went into engineering because they didn't want to go to business school and thought engineering would pay well. Occassionally you'll find one that actually likes to hack on hardware in their spare time, but this is extremely rare. Most would rather drink beer, watch TV, play golf, etc. when they get home.

      Even when they do highly technical work in their jobs, they don't really understand it: the projects are broken up into so many small pieces, and each EE only learns enough to do the small task they're assigned. For instance, an engineer who designs logic using VHDL or Verilog will know about logic design, and that particular HDL language, and that's about it. Ask them about about the next layer down, circuit design (which deals with analog properties, electrical effects, etc.), and they'll have no clue. Worse yet, ask them to design a simple circuit using resistors, capacitors, diodes, op-amps, etc., and they'll have no clue.

      Furthermore, most EEs aren't even design engineers. Many of them are stuck in validation, where you write tests to test a design, but when you find a bug, you can't really do much more than figure out which unit is causing it and file a bug report assigning it to the proper unit owner. Lots more are stuck in stupid positions like sales, technical marketing, liasons, etc. so if they ever had any technical skills, they've eroded away. Why companies think people need to go through 4-6 years of engineering school just to sell products to people is beyond me.

      If anyone ever made a "RAM Genie", it'd probably be some guy in Europe or Australia who doesn't even have a degree.

  33. Legal path by rwise2112 · · Score: 0, Troll

    I guess they're taking the completely legal path here. The bug was discovered illegially, and therefore cannot be used against them!

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  34. Is it just my wrong thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or can someone not be found guilty of the same charge twice?

    Or is it a matter of different wording for a close but not quite same charge?

  35. That'll Stop Em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Adobe's response to the bug includes this gem:
    Exploits of this vulnerability violate the End User License Agreement included with Adobe Acrobat and Adobe Acrobat Reader.

    They say this as if it actually matters!

    1. Re:That'll Stop Em! by mirko · · Score: 1

      Answer them you didn't learn to read to lose your time reading such idiocies :)

      No, seriously : I'll only consider downmod fair if it's being done by a mod who can prove me he *always* read entire EULAs before agreeing :)

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  36. Hmm what is the problem work around. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a bit of a trick setup a text only printer have it save every thing sent to it to a file and print the pdf. Formating a bit stuffed some times but most cases by by pics and pure text.

    Basicly there is no thing a document protection it is just finding what directions you have to push to make it lead to access.

    You are complaining about adobe. Microsofts is as bad or worse. Basicly unless you go to extrames there is no why to protect electronic data because it is electronic data there will be way around it. Now lets face it we really need a non platform standard plugin protection system. That is right we have java it is slow but verry well written. Lets take a walk around the park and see if we can make something as strong as java in system protection and as fast as C after the plugin has been checked. Limited access ranges is the best protection we can hope for. Note this does not require chip sets.

  37. Re:Big vulnerability, other ways around by jlehtira · · Score: 1

    Adobe reader has to be able to show the data in some way. Take a screenshot and feed to a character recognition program. Should be a two-click algorithm soon. And, the scanner programs can also get the pics, place them correctly and save the whole thing as RTF or something else.

    Get the best protection ever - AdobeOS. You boot the CD, and then and only then will you see the content! No screenshots, memory hacks or anything! Secure! Fetch your digital camera and skip to paragraph 1.

    (As a curiosity; If you want to edit the stuff around and save as PDF, get a postscript version (print to file, with postscript printer-drivers) and fetch a free program called ps2pdf.

    Basically, this is the same problem that the recording industry is facing. Copy protection isn't possible. Not the way they try to do it anyway. They might be trying to simply make copying difficult (the same way that locks don't protect anything, they just slow the thief down), but, this can't be done without making almost everything else difficult also.

  38. up to version 6 by mblase · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's a lot less effort to sic the lawyers on people than actually PATCH the vulnerability. Security through obscurity (and fear)

    It's even more damning because Adobe just recently upgraded their PDF Reader software from version 5 to version 6, yet have failed to patch this particular problem. You'd think that somewhere among all the features (?) added between two major releases they'd have found time for this.

    1. Re:up to version 6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with major versions as I see it: competing companies often use major version numbers as a symbol of advance even if they aren't making any progress.

      You can see this happening with major Linux distros as well as with Netscape / IE. Spot the really big differences between IE 5 and 6. I say it was mainly named 6 because of the hassle with Netscape.

  39. how about other bugs? by Kewjoe · · Score: 1

    forget this bug.. how about Adobe fixes the bug when you shut it down it stays in memory.

    ive got the latest version, and it happens on all my computers at home and work.

    bah!

    1. Re:how about other bugs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that this is a major problem present in Adobe Acrobat Reader v5.0+. On my Win2K box, as soon as you load Reader v5.0 and shut it down, no part of it stays in memory. Execute the same operation but load a PDF in between startup and shutdown, and you've got yourself ~30 megabytes of Acrobat sitting in ram. You can of course kill the process through the task manager (since it's not locked), but does Acrobat really think I might need it again so soon that it has to stay resident in memory? Truly strange. I've been investigating the problem on other machines as well. It would appear that all versions of Windows that Reader supports show symptoms of the problem (Acrobat Reader v5.0+).

      Nice to know there are other PDF viewing alternatives, right?

  40. Re:Bwahaha! Lucky Mac Users!!! by neildiamond · · Score: 1

    Good one! Score one for Apple!! (This is coming from a die hard PC user.)

    In fact I would be really happy if Adobe stopped working on things on the PC side too. They just took over my favorite audio editing software called Cool Edit Pro from Syntrillium. Now it is doomed to suck as much as Premiere. :(

  41. What about the end user's responsibility? by ipour · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Too many people don't pay attention to where their plug-ins and other downloads come from - that is where a big part of the problem starts. End users need to own up to that fact that when a warning comes up about an unsigned or questionable certificate, they need to ask some serious questions before installing.

    Sure, Adobe still has a "vulnerability" in the strict sense of the word, and if they want to continue marketing a weak security product, that is their business. In my opinion, their inspired release of Acrobat Elements will make Adobe a bigger player and Acrobat a major product. Going in to this with a problem is just bad business and will not help them. And whacking the messenger with the DMCA is definitely not a solution!

    1. Re:What about the end user's responsibility? by Jack+Schitt · · Score: 1
      Sure, Adobe still has a "vulnerability" in the strict sense of the word, and if they want to continue marketing a weak security product, that is their business
      yeah, it's not like they have any competition in the WYSIWYG document market...
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  42. hindsight is...... *squints* huh? by coeus_theoi · · Score: 1

    How long do you think it will be until companies start to patent business practices, like suing developers who report bugs in your product? I can see why an exploit of a bug is worth a case in court, but isnt that fact saying something about YOUR company? The fact that people are making a profit through your carelessness should have alarmed adobe a little bit more than it seemed to. i have an idea... adobe can patent the bug (perhaps version-bound) so any exploit based upon is in CLEAR violation of the law, thus effectively ending for-profit exploit plugins???? ...or maybe its just the lack of sleep talking?

  43. "cracked" dll? by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Of course, you can remove any pdf security with GhostScript, using a cracked dll.

    You don't need to crack the dll - you could just take the open source version, change the source, and compile it.

    "Cracked dll" sounds sexier, I suppose ;) After all, only evil hackers would want to defeat "PDF security" :)

  44. driving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, err, listened to a chapter or so of the latest Potter book (don't ask!) while driving...

    Blind drivers will be much relieved.

    fuuuu, de gonosz vagyok...

  45. That's very funny (or a troll). by autechre · · Score: 1

    Please don't continue to repeat the same misconceptions about the Apple platform that haven't been true for years. They use the same hardware that's inside PC and now Sun machines (PCI, serial, USB, ATA, SCSI, etc.) and have done so for several years now. They do cost more than a cheap PC, but not much more than a good PC with a good service contract, and you can keep them around far longer because the hardware requirements don't double every two years or so.

    The "standards" in (paper) publishing have always been available on the Macintosh platform. Basically, that means Acrobat, Photoshop, and (sadly) Quark. If you meant some other standards, please be more specific. They have also always had far better color sync technology, which means that colors on the printed page will look like the colors on the screen.

    Also, as the post to which you replied pointed out, PDF is a central component of OS X, as opposed to Windows where it is just an add-on. If you work with PDF, and work with printed material, it just makes more sense to go with an Apple platform, now more than ever.

    [No, I have never owned Apple hardware myself, only out-of-date PCs running Linux, as I only have the budget to buy tiny bits of hardware twice a year or so, and I'm one of the 3 people in the universe that likes Debian better than Mac OS X. But I've done IT for a college newspaper for about 4 years now. Incidentally, one of the last things I did was replace the '98 desktops in the newsroom with eMacs, so now we're down to two platforms (Apple desktops and Linux servers).]

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    1. Re:That's very funny (or a troll). by Matrix272 · · Score: 1

      Mac hardware may not double every two years, because nobody's making the software the necessitate the speed and performance increase. Just like in Linux, games are practically non-existent (except for 6 months to a year after release), and gamers are the testbed for almost any new advanced in hardware. If Apple had a Game Development Department that would concentrate on creating wondeful games exclusively for Macs, then I'm sure more people would consider buying them... even if they do look like little plastic toddler toys.

      If Macs work for you, great. They just don't work for most other people. I'm not going to try to convince you otherwise, because I know first-hand how fanatical Mac people can be. However, I would challenge you to convince others that Apple is the way to go. Most other people use Windows, and I use both Windows (necessity) and Linux, so if you can convince everyone else, myself included, that Macs offer everything we need and want for the same (or preferably less) cost, then I'll switch. Until then, all I can say is you're the odd man out... not me.

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    2. Re:That's very funny (or a troll). by danila · · Score: 1

      Are you arguing that Windows machines work great? They probably work well as a revenue source for MS, but that's about it. :)

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    3. Re:That's very funny (or a troll). by autechre · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but I have a hard time believing that you read my post.

      I'm not a "Mac person." Again, I HAVE NEVER OWNED A MACINTOSH. For my own personal needs, I prefer Debian. I considered Windows and Mac OS a toss-up for "least bad" until Mac OS X came out.

      I did not say that Mac hardware did not double in performance every two years (in fact, that would be faster than Moore's law). I said that PC hardware REQUIREMENTS double every two or three years. I was talking about the requirements for Windows and Office, not games.

      I was also not talking about most people, or home computer usage. I was talking about publishing, in an office. This is a specific niche. I happen to believe that Macs are easier for most people to use as a home computer, but that had nothing to do with what I said. Saying that they "don't work" for most other people is like saying that most other people "can't play the sitar." For the most part, it's not because they have owned a Mac and found them to not work. I'm convinced that most people use Windows largely because most people use Windows.

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  46. blessing in disguise by jvollmer · · Score: 1
    It won't take long before corporations become dependant upon litigation to keep their proprietory formats secure - as others have suggested. In the mean time more savvy businesses will turn to OSS security implimentations.

    Remember, If it's not Consolidated Lint, it's just fuzz.

  47. not to worry by twitter · · Score: 1

    There's always Ghost Script.

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  48. If at first you don't succeed... by NReitzel · · Score: 1
    If at first you don't succeed...

    Litigate, of course.

    It's the American Way.

    Why spend money on geeky developers and lengthy software testing when you can support swank lawyers with their stylish cars?

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  49. Just like savenow by CrazyJim0 · · Score: 1

    Virus can be installed on your computer through IE.

    How is this news?

    Just ctrl+alt+delete end task the accrd whenever you see it.

    Too many people use PDF files to abadnon the reader :(

  50. Their area of expertise... by irving47 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thank God they only do media-like applications. Imagine what would happen if they were responsible for system-level applications or the operating system. A company that drags its feet to this degree in patching security holes could really be a problem. I just can't imagine what that would be like. Can you?

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    1. Re:Their area of expertise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (glances up)

      Well, Microsoft have got away with it.

      (goes back to whatever he was doing before)

    2. Re:Their area of expertise... by SB5 · · Score: 1

      Microsoft was guilty of being a monopoly and they are still getting away with it as if the trial never happened....

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    3. Re:Their area of expertise... by irving47 · · Score: 1

      Hehe.. Yeah, I was afraid I was being too subtle. :)

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  51. Let's really be honest. by twitter · · Score: 2, Informative

    Adobe is selling a lie. You can't promise a "secure" digital format. If you give me a buch of bytes, I can change it. Hell, if you give me a piece of paper, I can change it. All you can do about it is offer a reference and detect the change. Even then, someone might sneak in and change your reference. The whole secure digital thing is bullshit.

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  52. If they're using the DMCA to hide security holes.. by Len · · Score: 2, Funny

    can they be charged under the PATRIOT Act?

  53. Re:Always looks the same: like shit by danila · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The parent might be flamebait, but it is also insightful.

    Adding artificial limitations to computer programs is stupid. PDF format is evil and serves little valid purposes. One of them is remote printing - sending an electronic copy to someone else, who can print it and have the print layout preserved. But if you need to print the document, you can probably get it in .doc format and find a Windoze machine somewhere around (or a Mac, or *nix with OpenOffice, or anything else).

    Unfortunately, most people don't use PDFs for printing, they use PDFs to read the documents on the computer, using their screens, not paper. And treating the electronic document as a paper one (even with continuos pages) is extremely stupid. If we judge Acrobat Reader not on the basis of how similar documents look on PalmOS PDA and on some Weird (tm) computer with some Queer OS (tm), but on the basis of its reader functionality, it will probably get rated only 4/10, not more. There are millions of important and useful features >>>that are missing in Acrobat Reader. Like automatically opening the document at the same position where you was reading it last time (and remember my settings, not document defaul settings). Or changing the fonts/colour/background as it suits this individual user. Or the ability to make notes, highlight text, doodle on the margines, etc. (not in the Adobe Acrobat, but in the Acrobat Reader, where they are actually needed). And the ability to start up instantly (what good is a reference book if you're unable to check it quickly?).

    And please don't forget that if you give the fool the ability to create PDF files, the biggest problem is that he will use it. There are too many PDF files and most often the same task can be done MUCH better by an .html file, or even a .doc file (as proprietary as it is).

    In short, the Acrobat Reader is actually crap, it is total crap, it is a lame piece of crap or, as the parent so elegantly put it, it is a "fucking nazi peice of shit".

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  54. No, this is the perfect example... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Adobe is reaping the wheat of folly. Literally, because the wheat that they have sown is riddled with bugs. Elcomsoft is like the neighbour who points out problems with your wheat. Adobe is the farmer who is growing the bug-laced wheat. And the ebook is the tractor that harvests the bugs and the wheat. Once that tractor runs out of gas, the bugs will consume it, steel and all. The wheat will be left behind, but only because the bugs have moved on to another farm. The wheat left behind still has some bugs and that is Adobe's product line.

  55. OT: gender distribution in animal species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Surely there must be a roughly equal amount of amazon boys as well as girls, otherwise the species would die out.

    Unless the Amazons are like most ants. Most of the ants are female. Only when it's time to spread the colony and create a new nest with a new queen will there be any males produced.

    Even more bizarre are certain species of lizards, which are, in fact, all-female.

  56. Suits and stupid management. by bagofbeans · · Score: 1

    Please don't presume all the suits are stupid (tho' of course many are, and it can be easier to get to be a senior suit by politics than techier jobs).

    Presume instead that their agenda is different. For many companies, the customer is not the product-purchaser, but the stockmarket attitude to the company, because that's where the shareholder value is influenced the most. Producing a perfect product is very usually not a necessary means to that end. the exception is when a bad product involves returns/recall costs (eg my maxtor 120Gb, your Firestone tyres). For software, there is practically no reject recourse to the customer.

  57. i guess the 1st amendment is useless? by LifesABeach · · Score: 1, Insightful

    i remember a time when a person could say 'that product sucks, and here's why...', an not get busted for it.

    it also painfully reminds me of the events that caused the incedents at watts, and berkley.

    but i could be wrong, maybe this is what the controlers at adobe want? very interesting.

  58. Adobe Acrobat has a built in way to compromise.... by Redneck+Genius · · Score: 1, Informative

    read only security on a PDF.. just install Acrobat 4.0, open a protected PDF, and print to Distiller. It'll make an exact replica of the document that is writable :)

  59. Symptomatic of "managing" as a profession by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Business schools have set models and techniques of management that are designed to be generic. You can't sell a product (generic business education) if it doesn't work in all fields. Business schools, IMHO, are a damn waste of time.

    Also, if you really want to make "managing" a profession, then the traditional hierarchy-of-power-implies-hierarchy-of-pay model where managers make more money than the people working for them doesn't make sense. It was designed in the days when managers worked their way up from the ranks, and were the most senior and experienced of the rank-and-file. This fixed pay structure (despite the fact that it's much easier to find a business degree than, say, a chemical engineering degree) violates our demand/supply model.

    To some extent, the business world has already recognized this, which is why the highly-paid-consultant, the guy who makes more than the manager hiring him, has come to the fore. It's also a shame that this can't be recognized and also applied to regular engineer employees.

  60. Not a vulnerability to *you* but to *them* by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    The whole point is that by loading an unsigned plugin, you can get past the DRM.

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  61. Sure there is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I don't agree with that sentence because lots of technical companies are managed by financial and commercials people "

    Name 2.

    I mean, that are doing well.

  62. dumbass by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    If you're relying on PDF security to make sure you're not getting a contract changed on you, you're an idiot. There's no reason someone couldn't simply print out the contract, scan it, and photoshop it.

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  63. EFF.org supporting Adobe? by scorch70 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just a question. Any ideas why EFF.org would be supporting Adobe after the Elcomsoft case?

    http://www.eff.org/thanks/

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  64. Did you mean javascript, idiot? by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    yes, you can use javascript to disable the right-click button in IE, but all that acomplishes is annoying the hell out of users (since the normal method of opening new windows is disabled). However, all you need to do is go to the file menu and click 'save as' Or you can just avoid being a retard and disable javascript. On my desktop computer I actualy have JS as a 'prompt' option. Every time I open a new page I click 'no' to JS. Slow, yes, but not nearly as irritating as dealing with slow-loading popups which for some reason lock the IE window that tries to pop them up.

    There is no way to seriously lock files in IE, nor should there be.

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  65. Its the radio shack syndrome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once upon a time, Radio Shack used to sell lots of parts and gizmos to help customers build kits, fix things etc etc.

    More importantly, they had clerks who knew electronics. It was nothing official; its just that guys who loved radios, TV's, and other gizmos worked at Radio Shack. I supposed they were paid well enough to live as an adult (aka "not with mom and dad").

    Anyway, as time went on (somewhere in the 70's, management realized they could hire pimply teenage boys (PTB) for minimum wage. Nothing wrong with PTB's, I was one myself, but they knew jack about electronics.

    But they saved money. And Radio Shack's balance sheet looked excellent for a long time. Except they had no one to help their customers anymore. And so eventually, Radio Shack became a place where you couldn't buy radio parts anymore; and today, you'll be hard pressed to buy a radio. Of course, the management who got rid of all the professional clerks are long gone (probably dead) with their huge bonuses for saving money.

    Meanwhile, everybody suffered, the guys they fired, the customers who couldn't get parts or help, and shareholders who watched their stock slide ("I don't understand it! We were doing so well last year!").

    It killed off Lafayette. Almost did in Radio Shack.

    Now radio shack survies as a battery/cheap toy store. Weird.

  66. Corporate death by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    There was a good cringly article about corporate 'death'. The companies didn't die, but rather they simply gave up their souls while chasing the almighty dollar. The best example would be Borland. Here was a company that actualy competed with Microsoft and survived, for a while. But then they started restructuring and hiring new CEOs to bring up their stock portfolio and please wallstreet. And it's true that the company made money, but, it still died in the end.

    Sounds like the same thing could be happening to adobe.

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  67. And what would you expect? by Mensa+Babe · · Score: 1

    Seriously though, what would you expect from proprietary software? What is this, MSDN or OSDN?

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  68. Similarities with MS Reader by Danj2k · · Score: 2, Informative

    This reminds me of what's happened with Microsoft's Reader - although the significant difference there is that (after 6 months) they did actually bother to try to patch the hole (Convert LIT version 1.2 does not work with the updated version of Reader). They didn't do a particularly good job though, and so a few days later Convert LIT 1.4 was released.

  69. Change his name to e-book reader by Domo-Sun · · Score: 1

    Obviously there is only one solution to this. He must change his last name to Skylarov.

    He should change his name to Adobe Acrobat Reader. I'm sure Adobe would love that.

  70. If that is true, how come PDF's suck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Despite your claims, HTML is never and will never be a means of displaying content the same way across multiple platforms."

    If that is true, how come HTML is so much easier from the viewer's side than PDF?

    To view PDF in a browser, there is first a very long wait (even with a T1). Then, once it comes up, the letters are in a tiny font, and you have to hunt the poorly laid out and designed "enlarge" icons and hammer until the size is anything like a typical HTML file.

    PDF is a nuisance that mainly raises the question "how can i convert it to something usable". It is one of the reasons Google is so great: it can wash the PDF right out of files.

  71. Re:Always looks the same: like shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ugh...stfu

    I only *wish* there were as many PDFs out there as you seem to think there were. I can't believe you're actually telling people to distribute things as .doc files. I freakin hate .doc files! I don't run windows and I don't especially like OpenOffice (for your information, I do all my word processing with LyX or pure LaTeX).

    PDFs are ultra portable, consistent, and they preserve the way the document looks on any machines. This is a good thing (tm). You can't make similar claims about HTML or even your precious .doc files.

  72. Why they didn't address this by Thuktun · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's even more damning because Adobe just recently upgraded their PDF Reader software from version 5 to version 6, yet have failed to patch this particular problem. You'd think that somewhere among all the features (?) added between two major releases they'd have found time for this.

    Working in a software development shop with a corporate attitude, I can understand why this didn't get fixed.

    In the statement they issued in response to CERT's advisory on this, they address the issue as an end-user security issue, not a DRM issue. Since they essentially claim it's really not a big deal, their development side probably considers it resolved.

    With the arrest and no other obvious targets on the radar, their business & legal side probably also consider it resolved, but probably only because they consider it a case of DMCA violation and not a Big Freaking Hole in their product's DRM functionality.

  73. Will it fix my hearing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A read aloud function for the visually impaired.
    And that function is accessible to the blind? Or do you need a sighted assistant with high computer expertise?

    And more importantly, does it work for me? I guess I should mention that I'm rather deaf. I'd love to buy a bookreader that could fix my hearing.

    Maybe I can find a blind person to buddy up with...

  74. Thus, Palladium by Thuktun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is not surprising. What Adobe is trying to do is fundamentally impossible to do as long as the users still have ultimate control over their computers.

    Microsoft has a solution for that.

  75. Do they really need us anymore? by August_zero · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Someone explain to me what it is exactly we are supposed to do concerning security issues when the following seems to be the standard M.O.:

    1)Create Buggy Software
    2)Prosecute anybody who finds these bugs.
    3)?????
    4)Profit!!!

    Why not just pass a law a to make it illegal to complain?

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  76. I believe your allegations are false. by Medievalist · · Score: 2, Informative

    /.

    You acuse others of misleading statements... but I was actually at defcon9, and was in the audience during Dmitry's presentation. I think you were not.

    Elcomsoft did not sell an exploit tool. They sold a companion product for a flawed piece of commercial software. (Just like the companies that sell antiviruses for windows.) This product allowed users to exercise their legal rights under Russian law.

    Dmitry did not "announce the exploit at defcon". He gave a presentation detailing weaknesses in a commercial product. These weaknesses were already well known to exist, since Elcomsoft's extant commercial products took advantage of them, thus there was no "announcement".

    I personally saw no distribution of either the (russian-legal) Elcomsoft product or of any mythical "polished, for-profit exploit", although I admit that I left early. I do not know of any person who proveably received any software from Dmitry, and everyone I know who was present did not receive any software at that presentation.

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  77. Adobe Reader v3 is secure by dtjohnson · · Score: 1

    Nevermind v4, v5, or the new v6, just use v3. According to vulnwatch, only v4+ are vulnerable:

    Systems and configurations that are vulnerable:

    Software:
    Adobe Acrobat 4.x
    Adobe Acrobat 5.x
    Adobe Acrobat 6.0
    Adobe Acrobat Reader 4.x
    Adobe Acrobat Reader 5.x
    Adobe Reader 6.0

  78. Re:Always looks the same: like shit by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    OFF-TOPIC

    Sorry to be OT, but I'm trying to reach Lord Bitman and my other attempts have been unsuccessful.

    Dude, can ya watchin your posts? Hope so, I don't know how else to get a hold of ya.

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  79. OSX: Unix and beauty, together. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    A lot of people think OSX is the best desktop OS in the world, by far. Unix and beauty, together.

    1. Re:OSX: Unix and beauty, together. by shepd · · Score: 1

      >A lot of people think OSX is the best desktop OS in the world, by far. Unix and beauty, together.

      You'll get no argument on that from me.

      However, as long as it remains Mac only, I, like most others, am simply not interested. If it were on the PC, I'd have gotten a copy the day it went on sale.

      Unfortunately, as long as it remains available only on a platform that is totally out of touch with reality on open specifications, availability, and, most importantly, price for performance, it'll never touch windows sales.

      Jobs is missing a huge opportunity to put the squeeze on Microsoft with OS X, again, due to his own ego. He thinks people are willing to spend a minimum of $1,000 to run his OS (the extra investment required to buy a Mac -- remember, most people who need a computer already have a PC that works for them) when I can buy the latest, greatest, windows for $150 - $300 (depending on the features I want) or use Linux for nothing. Well, he's clearly wrong, as he has been since he took his position there.

      Jobs, give it up. Either make apple hardware an open standard, or port OS X to the PC. Until then, you're missing out on a huge market segment at your company's peril.

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  80. bzzzt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    While a plugin could, of course, modify the display or something of a PDF,

    Or something like modify the protections to none.

    the format itself is secure (at least as far as we know).

    You, at least, need to know further.

  81. Start button to shut down PROPERLY by Booyakka+Joe · · Score: 1

    It's kinda funny that after years and years of "Did you shut your computer down Properly?"

    Joe Sixpack is scared to hell of that big ole power switch on the front of his computer.

    Now x86 OS's and hardware finally got the soft power button working.**

    Is Joe Sixpack using the power button again, or will this be passed on for generations?

    "Hey Billy Sixpack, shut the computer down PROPERLY and go get ready for bed"

    ** I'm sure this has been working in the un-x86 world forever

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  82. Typically Adobe... by writermike · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My first thought after reading this was that the company was embarrassed and didn't want to admit to the bugs.

    But then I realized something...

    I've worked in companies which were active beta and alpha testers for adobe software of all kinds, but especially for the print industry.

    Adobe rarely admits bugs. Period. As long as the problem is not a show-stopper (or is an obscure show-stopper), it will rarely get fixed. It _may_ get a mention in the knowledgebase, but this is not a given.

    There are still things plauging the printing industry in multiple versions of multiple Adobe products -- Acrobat, Illustrator, Indesign, etc.

    So, no, it's not a surpise that Adobe didn't fix this. They don't fix much.

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  83. Analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  84. How true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is said, but true...

  85. Re:Always looks the same: like shit by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    [This is lord bitman, it's giving me some error about moderations.. but I've had no mod points for several weeks, so no idea what it's talking about]
    I'm sorry, but if you somehow think that's acceptable, you just suck. Preserving formatting when it is needed is good, but preserving ALL formatting [including margins] when it is not needed, is bad. Now I'm not entirely against margins. I think that there are quite a few idiots who need to learn to use margins on web pages. But margins are the least important thing which needs to be preserved when viewing a page on a screen. Format preservation is also, in general, over-rated. There are some instances where you absoluely need the format to look like it did to the other guy- if it were "Acrobat Printer" it would make sense. But it's "Acrobat Reader", so I dont want format preservation any more than slightly higher than can be seen on the web.
    I dont have a small screen, as another suggested, I have a decent-sized screen, and my options are either small window with barely any text in it, or large window with the same amount of text in it and 4" of useless whitespace.
    It's a fucking computer monitor, god damnit. "Continuous" does nothing, I want a "Don't preserve so much formatting, you fucking nazi" button. What we need is a nice open standard which can preserve formatting when it's needed, and not preserve it any other time.
    [summary: if you still only see one page at a time even with continuous because there's so much margin, Adobe still sucks]

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  86. Re:Always looks the same: like shit by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    woops, several hours later, just pasted that from a .txt... obviously I managed to do it while logged-in, so ignore that top line

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  87. Re:Always looks the same: like shit by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    can do for watch fack jew bongy YOU FUCKER?

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  88. Re:Always looks the same: like shit by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    Are you high or are you testing to see if I'll respond? heh

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  89. Re:Always looks the same: like shit by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    > Dude, can ya watchin your posts
    "My programming is insufficient to allow me to perform that task."

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  90. Re:Always looks the same: like shit by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    ah man, I did say that. Heh.

    Remember me?

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  91. Re:Bwahaha! Lucky Mac Users!!! by mink · · Score: 1

    So Adobe is the Acclaim of the computer world.

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  92. Re:Always looks the same: like shit by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    I have never met a goldfish that could type. Unless you've been watching "memento" a lot

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  93. Re:Always looks the same: like shit by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    So, ya dun remember me. Got it.

    Carry on. :)

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  94. Re:Always looks the same: like shit by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    it was, what, a day that passed between posts?

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  95. Re:Always looks the same: like shit by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    usually. Sometimes twice in a day if AnonV noticed somethin.

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  96. Re:Always looks the same: like shit by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    now.. go reasearch Tom Bearden, and read everything you can about him. Absolutely everything. Don't stop for a moment, and dont stop until you're done.

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  97. Re:Always looks the same: like shit by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    Nah, his theories on EM fields aren't born from an educated mind.

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  98. Re:Always looks the same: like shit by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    his theories on EM feilds are the least interesting thing about him. His being completely nuts, that's the fun part.

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  99. Re:Always looks the same: like shit by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    He's not exactly riveting.

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