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Sony Recalls 18,000 VAIO Laptops

STFS writes "Reuters has a story about Sony having to recall 18 thousand VAIO laptops because apparently there is some risk of users receiving a small electric shock "if you have connected your PC (laptop) to external power, you have disabled your phone line, (while) simultaneously being connected to a grounded peripheral, and you are touching a metal part of the PC, and your phone rings"!" I can't begin to count the number of times that happens ;)

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  1. Wow! by Arthaed · · Score: 5, Funny

    OMG! Thank goodness you stopped me in the nick of time!! I was _just_ about to do that!!

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    1. Re:Wow! by dspeyer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Am I the only one who really wants to go out and get a VAIO just so that I can set this up? I'm sure I can find someone to call me!

    2. Re:Wow! by penguinblotter · · Score: 5, Funny

      "if you have connected your PC (laptop) to external power, you have disabled your phone line, (while) simultaneously being connected to a grounded peripheral, and you are touching a metal part of the PC, and your phone rings"

      ... off the building, over the bridge, through the park, nothing but net.

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    3. Re:Wow! by cshark · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's; BZzZzzt; not; BZzZzzt; funny!

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    4. Re:Wow! by Hypharse · · Score: 4, Funny
      I'm sure I can find someone to call me!

      That's the part that renders slashdot readers immune. They should just send the 18,000 defective laptops our way.

    5. Re:Wow! by nolife · · Score: 3, Funny

      I found an easier way, just type xyzzy and upon pressing "enter" you will get shocked.

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    6. Re:Wow! by Qacker · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well...You could get your mom to call you but you would need a 2nd phone line in the basement :)

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  2. scary by Boromir+son+of+Faram · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is why I don't buy Sony products. My Dell laptop has never electrocuted me.

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    1. Re:scary by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah I guess you only have to worry about it catching on fire.

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    2. Re:scary by cristofer8 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah, but don't forget about the guy who had to go to the hospital after his dell laptop burned his crotch.

  3. ZZZZT! by Tsali · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let me comment... There's the phone.... ARRRRRGHGHGHG!

    (no carrier)

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  4. Where to receive more information... by carl67lp · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the US:
    Sony Returns and Replacements
    100 Sony Drive
    Sony Hills, CA 99888
    Attn: Rube Goldberg

    1. Re:Where to receive more information... by FroMan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Geesh, even better would be to put your own address in there. Imagine that, a couple free laptops for the folks not double checking the address. :-)

      Granted, you'd probably want to move next week lest you have pissed off geeks messing with your house.

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  5. If only they could get by Mistlefoot · · Score: 5, Funny

    If only they could get all computers to do this when the user does something "stupid".

    1. Re:If only they could get by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 1, Funny
      If only they could get all computers to do this when the user does something "stupid".

      I think that electrically shocking users just because they log into Windows XP is a bit harsh, no?

  6. In other news... by deuist · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sony has had to recall 18,000 of its CD's. It seems that listeners are shocked to find out that they paid $20 for an albumn with one good song, 50 minutes of filler, and a media which cannot play in a computer's CDrom drive.

    1. Re:In other news... by redheaded_stepchild · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm confused....do I laugh at the idiot paying $20 for a CD, or the moron who still buys Metallicrap for $12.
      I wouldn't even download that for free! Bite me Lars!

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  7. Reminds me of this old tech suppor story- by digitalsushi · · Score: 5, Funny

    A while back, over in Great Britain, a woman complained to the telephone company about her phone. It would sometimes not ring when someone called. The strange part, she said, was that when it *did* ring, the ring was invariably preceded by her dog barking. So she was convinced she had a broken telephone and a psychic dog. Now, in Britain, the ring signal is a high-voltage low-ampere current sent from the local office to the phone. The wire which carries this signal is run from the pole to a large metal spike in the yard, which grounds the circuit. In order to isolate the problem, the phone company sent a repairman out to climb the pole and manually send the signal down the wire. Sure enough, when he did this, nothing happened the first time. The second time, the dog barked just before the phone rang. Investigation revealed that the dog was chained (with an iron chain) to the spike that grounded the circuit. So this is what was happening: the ground was dry, preventing the ring signal from grounding itself easily through the spike, so the current ran down the chain to the dog, paralyzing him. When the current released the dog, he yelped and urinated, which wet the ground, so that the second ring signal made it through and the phone rang. (yes i copied this off the web somewhere.)

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    1. Re:Reminds me of this old tech suppor story- by SamBeckett · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, I can confirm. You see, I was, in fact, said dog. My balls are still tingling.

    2. Re:Reminds me of this old tech suppor story- by pongo000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sometimes, after I hang up my phone, it rings again. I pick it up, and am in the middle of a conversation between two people. I've tried to see if they can hear me (they cannot). It's as if I'm dead.

      Or maybe it is them who are dead.

      It's very eerie.

    3. Re:Reminds me of this old tech suppor story- by Erasei · · Score: 5, Funny

      That brings a whole new meaning to phrase "Voice over I Pee".

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  8. Small, yes, but not pleasant... by grimani · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nobody's died from the electric shock when the phone rings.

    But it sure isn't pleasant.

    I got hit with it last time I was mucking around with the wiring in my house. I called myself with the cell to see if it worked.

    You know you're stupid when you zap yourself like that...

    1. Re:Small, yes, but not pleasant... by cvd6262 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Homer trying to connect his own phone because the phone comapny cut off their service because of an unpaid bill of a call to Breazil (made by Lisa).

      Homer: Let's try.. the red one!
      SHOCK!
      Homer: Ok. Let's try.. the blue one!
      SHOCK!
      Homer: Ooooh. The green one?
      SHOCK!
      Homer: Nope. Let's try.. the red one!
      SHOCK!

      Cut to Homer, on family couch, clothes ripped and burnt.
      Lisa: We found you smouldering in the bushes.

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  9. Fight Club by FatalTourist · · Score: 4, Funny

    Business woman: Are there alot of these kind of accidents ?
    Jack: You wouldn't believe.
    Business Woman: What laptop company do you work for ?
    Jack: A major one.

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    1. Re:Fight Club by MasterRa · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am Jack's Overwritten Stack Pointer

    2. Re:Fight Club by MacGod · · Score: 4, Funny
      Ed Norton's character is not Jack.

      I am Jack's total lack of giving a crap.

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    3. Re:Fight Club by verch · · Score: 2, Funny

      How many times do I have to tell you people...

      You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB!!!

      (btw, if you like fight club read Survivor)

  10. but wait... by el_salvador · · Score: 2, Funny

    imagine a beowulf cluster of those!!!

  11. Exchange program? by jmoriarty · · Score: 1, Funny

    I wonder if Sony considered an exchange program with other users rather than replacing the laptops.

    I am sure there are quite a few people out there who would like to have their lap stimulated while sitting around the house clicking on the Boobies links on FARK.

  12. Seems OW like a OW unlikely OW chain of OW events by ellem · · Score: 4, Funny

    I mean OW what are the chances OW of OW doing all those OW things at OW (damnit) OW at the same OW time?

    OW I know OW when I use my OW Sony Viao OW this OW never OW happens! I'm OW using it right nOW.

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  13. Senator Hatch would love this! by GillBates0 · · Score: 5, Funny
    There is some risk of users receiving a small electric shock "if you have connected your PC (laptop) to external power, you have disabled your phone line, (while) simultaneously being connected to a grounded peripheral, and you are touching a metal part of the PC, and your phone rings"!

    Wouldn't Senator Hatch just love this:

    There is a high risk of users receiving a small electric shock if you have connected your PC (laptop) to external power, you have disabled your phone line, (while) simultaneously being connected to a grounded peripheral, and you are touching a metal part of the PC, while sharing files and your phone rings"

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  14. Can you imgine... by dlc3007 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... being the poor person working the help desk who had to try and reproduce the problem?

  15. Coincidently... by chia_monkey · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Vaio (and only the Vaio, mind you *sarcastic grin*) also has a problem when you've got it plugged into the wall and are using it while bathing. They're having to recall all their laptops because someone might get shocked if all these events occur in unison:
    Computer is plugged in and turned on
    Bathtub is full of water
    You are in bathtub full of water
    Laptop that is plugged in falls into water

    Damn them for shipping out unsafe products.

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  16. YASD by dmeranda · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just know there's some sort of Nethack joke here!



    "You zap yourself with a telephone, it rings...you die!"
  17. I know! by jpmahala · · Score: 1, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, Sony Laptops shock ... um... nevermind.

  18. Didn't they test? by WeeLad · · Score: 5, Funny
    Obviously someone did a poor job of testing this easily reproducable condition. They probably didn't even test what happens when you hold your Vaio over your head, and stand on one foot, eating a twinkie. And I'm certainly not going to try using my Vaio in a box, with a fox, and wearing socks. Just to be safe, I'm going to disconnect my doorbell when using my playstation and unplug my fridge when listening to my discman.

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  19. Re:sony poor workmanship by pickity · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm a current VAIO owner, as well as a loyal Sony customer, and I've had absolutely no issues with any of my devices. My VAIO is a year old now, and the only problem I've ever had was losing a few screws in the bottom.

    I have also owned 3 different Clie devices, and after the first one had some dust under the screen, Sony customer support overnighted me a package in which I packed the Clie, sent it back with the included postage, and had my Clie fully cleaned and returned within a week or so. For free.

    As far as this shock thing goes, at least they didn't ignore it, though I wonder how good the chances are of having it actually happen....

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  20. Ouch by Upright+Joe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Speaking from experience, getting hit by the current from a ringing phone line can be extremely uncomfortable. Back in the dialup days I always had a second phoneline. I also moved a lot. So most places, I would have them bring the second line to the outside of the house/apartment and then wire it myself to save cash. The last time I did this, the apartment was already wired for two lines but the second one wasn't connected to any of the jacks. So, being a moron, for some reason I was holding the wires for the primary line in my mouth while I was stripping the wires on the second line when somebody decided to call me. Wham! It was like chewing on an electric fence. Very unpleasant experience.

    Needless to say I don't put wires in my mouth anymore whether they're connected to anything or not. Looking back I'm not sure why I did it in the first place. I think maybe the wire was wanting to fall back into the wall and I was in a hurry.

  21. Can't count by garethwi · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't begin to count the number of times that happens

    Perhaps that's because the Vaio has burned your fingers off.

  22. On a related note... by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Back when BBSes were popular when I was in high school, a friend ran one out of his house. One day his computer died, and he was replacing something in it, so he had it open. He was doing it as quickly as he could, so he just pulled out various cards and laid them wherever was handy. His leg happened to be the 'handy' place to set the internal modem (a 2400 baud, IIRC.) He set it component-side-up. With the phone cord still plugged in. Now, his BBS was reasonably popular (for a one-line BBS.) So, inevitably, someone called while he was working on it. Sent him a decent sized jolt through his leg. He had little burn marks where the phone line connectors were touching his leg for about a week.

    Yes, I was there for this adventure. The three of us who were there (aside from him, of course,) were laughing histerically.

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    1. Re:On a related note... by morcheeba · · Score: 4, Funny

      He had little burn marks where the phone line connectors were touching his leg for about a week.

      You'd think that after about 3 seconds he'd figure it out and not let those phone line connectors touch his leg... leaving it there for a week is a bit excessive -- how many calls did he get in that time and how'd he go to the bathroom?

      oh, I love the english language!!

  23. Re:At Least Once by fehlschlag · · Score: 3, Funny

    I must have happened at least once, or they never would have done the recall.

    Aha! It was YOUR fault, as your very existence proves that you have happened at least once!

    ;P

  24. this reminds me of... by u19925 · · Score: 4, Funny

    in britain a lady complained that many times, her phone rings but noone is there at the other end. also, whenever this happens, a neighbours dog barks! the coincidence happened too often to be accidental so the phone company investigated it.

    they found that there were some loose wires and whenever dog used to pee on them, it used to create short circuit. this used to give shock to dog (guess where) and that is why it was barking. also, due to short circuit, the phone used to ring.

    well the phone company fixed the fault and so should Sony do in this case.

    1. Re:this reminds me of... by Diglielo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Two independent sources have now recounted this story. That should quell any doubts about its truth.

  25. cheat code by ccwaterz · · Score: 4, Funny

    "if you have connected your PC (laptop) to external power, you have disabled your phone line, (while) simultaneously being connected to a grounded peripheral, and you are touching a metal part of the PC, and your phone rings"

    Wait a minute, somebody told me that was the cheat code to get unlimited gold in Warcraft 3...

  26. Bwahahahahahaha by Mayak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Its the original electro-hilarious man! Some of the classic masters of slapstick simply use falldown jokes. While this elicits a few chuckles, none compares to your wildly dangerous and positively shocking stunts! How can you even type after being so succinctly and hilariously electrocuted??? I can't believe you were able to time the phone ringing whilst in the middle of a serious Slashdot post! I am hardly able to type this because I have been hit by sizzling bolt of laugh-lightning! Someone has charged you up the funny-bomb and placed it squarely in the clouds for all of us to be struck with. I'll bet the person on the other end of the phone got a jolt of pure hilarity as well. You have taken a serious discussion of the dangers associated with Vaio laptops and turned it into an electrified romp into the nether-regions of comedy! I would tip my hat to you good sir lest it was not fused to my head! Mods, mod this master of improv +5 High-Voltage-Hilarious!

  27. Re:How does your phone ring by FesterDaFelcher · · Score: 2, Funny

    Didn't you ever make your little brother touch the microphone terminals with his tongue on the old timey phones? Oh wait, my older brother made ME do that.

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  28. metal? by CrudPuppy · · Score: 4, Funny


    there's metal in VAIOs??

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    1. Re:metal? by starfish23 · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, unless you count the Magnesium case, and all of the internal components. Other than that there is no metal. I guess you are the only one who knows Sony's trade secret for electricity-conducting plastic.

  29. Sony invents the "Zap Customer" button! by gblues · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally! You know how many tech support guys have been begging for that functionality??

    Too bad it's being recalled. :(

    Nathan

  30. Re:At Least Once by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hope no one was "charged" for the support call.

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  31. My name is John Connor by cyberon22 · · Score: 2, Funny

    TI-99A:
    The VIAO is designed for extreme computing, driven by a double-capacity battery and equipped with an integrated CD-RW/DVD combo drive. It's arsenal includes a Memory Stick Media slot, for easy control of countless digital devices. It's body chassis is ultra-lightweight, and hardened against minor household accidents.

    John:
    You'll find a way to destroy it.

    TI-99A:
    Unlikely, I'm an obsolete design. The VIAO is a far more effective killing machine.

  32. Re:OK, I'll bite by swordboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    The article doesn't say anyone was electrocuted. It was a "small electric shock".

    The phone ring voltage is 70 - 90 VAC. I found this out when I decided that the phone wire looked puny enough to strip with my teeth.

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  33. Every time the toilet flushes, my pc reboots... by delcielo · · Score: 4, Funny

    This apparently was a real tech support call.

    When they finally sent somebody out to investigate, it turned out that it was a rural farmhouse to which water was supplied from a well.

    When they flushed the toilet, the well pump started, which drew enough current on that segment to reboot the pc.

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  34. At least this laptop dosen't try to castrate you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    We all remember the Powerbook defect from the
    days of yore. :)

  35. Sony Copying Apple!!!!!! by falcon5768 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hell yeah, I mean at least Apple had balls to try to CATCH YOU ON FIRE, with a fault on the battery of the powerbook. Its obvious Sony wants to copy Apple, but not entierly, so as to not get Apples Lawyers on them for copyright infringment or some other stupid thing like the ;-)

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  36. Vaio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I really wish John Cleese could have described the setup of that situation....
    "DO pay attention, because it's really quite simple..."

  37. Jeez.. by ColaMan · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I was Sony, all I'd do is send out an addendum to the manual that says "Do NOT do this - You'll get zapped"

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  38. Hey - This is good news! by geoff+lane · · Score: 2, Funny

    18K factory reconditioned VAIOs will shortly come onto the market :-)