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MPAA to Launch Anti-Piracy Commercials

cfish writes "The MPAA is launching expensive 30 second TV commercials to preach about movie piracy. Featuring starving artists in the movie industry."

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  1. please don't confuse me! by sweeney37 · · Score: 5, Funny

    But wait, I saw Pirates of the Caribbean yesterday and the moral at the end was something like, "Sometimes you need a little piracy in order to do the right thing."

    But the MPAA says it's bad. Why must Hollywood send me conflicting messages?

    Mike

    1. Re:please don't confuse me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Please report to the ministry of love immediately, you obviously have something wrong with you.

      War is peace
      Freedom is slavery
      Ignorance is strength.

    2. Re:please don't confuse me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I didnt see it, its rated ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    3. Re:please don't confuse me! by Elvisisdead · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's funny. I bought a copy of Pirates of the Carribean from a guy on the street last Friday. No comment on the piracy lesson there....

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    4. Re:please don't confuse me! by Gherald · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, I see the problem now. You cheated by actually participating in a joint venture with real life people.

      I was proceeding on the assumption that everyone on /. is a loner =)

    5. Re:please don't confuse me! by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 4, Informative

      If it weren't for those nasty college kids with Kazaa, that sort of thing wouldn't...

      Wait a second...

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  2. hmmm... by TrippTDF · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I wonder if they will count the costs of the commercials in the money they are loosing every year to piracy...

    1. Re:hmmm... by FauxReal · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wonder if they will count the costs of the commercials in the money they are loosing every year to piracy... You can be certain they're counting that and the hidden cost of hosting multiple "consultation sessions" in the Bahamas with their stripper/secretaries.

    2. Re:hmmm... by arcanumas · · Score: 4, Interesting

      These costs are coming out of the "starving artists". That's why they are starving.

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    3. Re:hmmm... by Creep73 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Steve: Hey bob it's about time we sent out those stats on how much money we are loosing to file sharing. Could you get me some numbers.

      Bob: No problem Steve. I figure we should have had a 25% increase in sales this year however those darn file swapers kept our increase to a modest 8%. Make sure the reported numbers reflect that.

      Bob: And Steve while you are at it. Could you take a few million of the money laying around and make a comersial about how much file swapping is hurting the industry.

      Thanks

      Steve: No Problem. I will get right on it.

  3. Three Things by mattrix2k · · Score: 5, Informative

    1 From the Article: Stressing the importance of copyright protection, the campaign begins with an unprecedented television "roadblock" on more than 35 network and cable outlets on the evening of July 24, with each network donating 30 seconds in the first prime time break.
    Beginning Friday, July 25, every major exhibitor in the country will donate time to play daily trailers on all screens in more than 5,000 theaters across the United States.

    Sounds like a pretty huge campaign, gonna dwarf the EFF's efforts by a big margin.

    2 Here is the website of the campaign. There's even some FUD: Network users have a back door to your hard drive while you're online, thereby seeing your personal, private information, such as bank records, social security number, etc.

    3 The article first said (in the badly edited future) it was the RIAA doing it, when it's the MPAA...I think it was a case of RIAA on the brain. :)

    1. Re:Three Things by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 5, Funny

      The nature of "peer-to-peer" file sharing sites like eDonkey, Gnutella, KaZaA, etc., open your computer to destructive viruses and worms and annoying pop-ups.
      (...)
      Network users have a back door to your hard drive while you're online, thereby seeing your personal, private information, such as bank records, social security number, etc.


      Which is why the RIAA recommends you use Open Source P2P software such as gtk-gnutella and gnucleus. Remember kids:

      "You can't hide a trojan
      when the source code is open".

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  4. Easy answer by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just don't pirate movies from the starving artists -- Stick to pirating movies from the filthy rich ones.

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    1. Re:Easy answer by mkldev · · Score: 4, Insightful
      What's funny is that it's the directors and actors who are the only ones who make residuals, and thus all those other people are gonna get paid whether the movie sells or not. That is, of course, unless so many movies fail to sell that they end up losing their jobs entirely.

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  5. How about the other side by Yohahn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is somebody going to make commercials about video/DVD hardware vendors that can't make new products sell as well since they have the extra expense of DRM?

    1. Re:How about the other side by jc42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What I want to see is an ad featuring an artist explaining that he/she is starving because of the "take it or leave it" standard industry contract that they signed, which puts them in debt to the Company although the recording sold over a million copies.

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  6. Good timing... by graveyhead · · Score: 5, Informative

    The EFF has just begun a pro file-sharing. It is an awareness campaign which effectively cuts the RIAA out of the loop, called "Let The Music Play". Details here.

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    1. Re:Good timing... by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Pro file-sharing? That's just half the story. From your link:

      ...part of an ongoing campaign to protect the rights of people sharing music online while compensating artists

      People often forget about the compensation part...

  7. Starving artists?!?!? by DocStoner · · Score: 5, Interesting


    Hell, I want to see a commercial that shows starving Americans that were the result of the greedy corporations moving their jobs overseas.

    How about that to "enlighten" people?

  8. What these commercials are really telling us... by luugi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There's a bunch of free movies out there! All you need is a computer and an internet connection!

    Now everyone will know that it's easy to get them.

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  9. Re:Can someone rip an AVI of that? by professortomoe · · Score: 5, Informative

    The commericals can be viewed here. Only one up for now, but the rest will be up later I suppose.

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  10. But... by El · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My local library has hundreds of movies on DVD, and thousands on VHS, that they allow anybody to view for free... does this mean that sweet little old lady at the checkout desk is a PIRATE???

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    1. Re:But... by jc42 · · Score: 4, Informative

      ... does this mean that sweet little old lady at the checkout desk is a PIRATE???

      Actually, yes, it does. One of the things that the publishing and recording industry has been discussing for years now is the growing possibility of limiting the number of readers/viewers to only the original purchaser. It's difficult to do with printed books. But anything in electronic form has a very real possibility of DRM that can implement such a limit.

      At least 10 years ago, when the first prospects of electronic publishing were reaching the media, one of the interesting quotes that I read from several sources in the publishing industry was that on the average, each book sold is read by four people. This was followed by the suggestion that they should be seriously looking at ways to solve this problem.

      Now, of the books in your home, how many have been read by four or more people? Hardly any of them, right? So where does this average of four readers come from? One place: libraries. The publishing industry does consider libraries to be a serious sales problem, and they are discussing solutions.

      This isn't only about electronic books, CDs or DVDs. Part of the discussion has been ways of using political connections to cut back on funding of public libraries.

      And a lot of publications already have a much higher subscription price for libraries than for individuals, though they don't really give the libraries anything more for their money.

      Here in the US, a lot of the small-town public libraries have closed down in the past decade.

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  11. Expensive? by suso · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeah right, I'll bet they are getting buddy buddy with the TV networks and telling them things like "Either you're on our side, or you'll stop showing our movies." Perhaps I'm wrong. Actually, I hope that I am.

  12. Prince of Thieves by PseudoThink · · Score: 4, Funny

    A new Hollywood blockbuster starring Kevin Costner, about a lone movie pirate and his merry #movies men, who rip movies from the rich to drive click-through web site traffic to support the poor.

  13. How about the _truth_ by SuperDuG · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Show some kid going to college

    Pan out the windows of his dorm room

    Show a copy of his bank account with $32 in it

    Show you being a heartless bastard and him opening a subpoena

    Show him getting really pissed off just because you think the world owes you because you managed to rip off some recording artist.

    Show that, and I'll be impressed.

    Fuck the RIAA

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  14. This is Dan by Keltus · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is the AVI that Dan downloaded.

    This is the sharer who hosted the AVI that Dan downloaded.

    This is the cracker who sold ripped the AVI that the sharer hosted that Dan downloaded.

    And this is movie star who shot herself for losing the money.

    Downloading AVIs supports terrible things. If you download AVIs you might too.

    Brought to you by the MPAA

    1. Re:This is Dan by kzinti · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is the AVI that Dan downloaded.

      This is the sharer who hosted the AVI that Dan downloaded.

      This is the cracker who sold ripped the AVI that the sharer hosted that Dan downloaded.


      This is the Hollywood studio that went broke over poor ticket sales because of the AVI that Dan downloaded.

      This is the actress who can't afford to buy crack because of the movie studio that went broke because of the AVI that Dan downloaded.

      This is the crack dealer who's starving because his customers went broke because of the AVI that Dan downloaded.

      This is the drug kingpin who was assassinated because he couldn't buy guns because of the lost drug revenue because of the AVI that Dan downloaded.

      This is the Betty Ford Clinic therapist who's been laid off because of the lack of business because of the AVI that Dan downloaded.

      Dan is one influential son of a bitch.

  15. Re:Pigs! by El · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Adbusters has been trying for years to run ads telling people not to buy crap... guess how much success they've had finding a network to carry the ads? Yes, they're willing to pay full rate card prices, but so far every major network has refused to air the ads. Good luck getting ant-MPAA ads on the air! (Hint: Unless you're willing to spend more on advertising the the movie studios, which spend at least $30 million promoting every new movie, media is going to follow the money and avoid pissing off bigger customers to makes a small group of "nuts" happy.)

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  16. Laughable Morality by matlantis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think its hilarious that they want to use morality to try and persuade people to not pirate their movies. For years the entertainment industry has come out with morality killing movies, tv programs and music, now the monsters they have created couldn't care less about morality of it. I think its nice for them to have to eat it.

  17. "Their Work" by nbahi15 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nobody is telling them that they can't attempt to make a living through acting, singing or dancing. Make your living any way you can. But if your business model fails don't cry foul.

    When you mass produce art it loses its value. Yet here is an industry that insists upon using any method possible to prop up a broken method of enrichment. So as far as I can see the problem is they don't understand that people don't value their work, and they need to adjust it if it is to be more than simply personal gratification.

  18. Re:Cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I would be hard to sell those gals as "starving" since they spend a considerable amount of time with their mouths full :)

  19. Move over RIAA.... by felonious · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Schwartzenegger $30 million for T3
    Jim Carrey $20+ million a film
    Cameron Diaz $20+ million a film
    Mid Tier actors make around $10 million a film
    Lower Tier actors make around a few hundred thousand up to multiple millions

    The at home user might dl a divx copy of a currently released film playing at the theaters only to go see it at the theater and/or buy it when it's released on DVD.

    So the user at home spends around $9 to see the movie at the theater and another $20 to buy the DVD and the actors take many, many millions in salary to make the movie. How does this constitute taking money from the movie industry?

    Who is actually taking the money (actors/marketing) and who is supporting the industry (user/consumer)? This is a very simple question without factoring in the obscene amount spent on marketing films. We're talking 10's of millions in marketing films.

    It is not out fault that most movies these days are over budgeted and spend too much on marketing to turn a profit. This almost reminds me of the dot-com business model where they just spent to spend without having a sound business model in place.

    Don't blame the consumer for your shortsidedness and/or lack of envisioning a film's realistic chances of making money.

    This is definitely the day of scape-goating at the pc user/consumer's expense. They can get creative with the books anymore so now it's time to blame the consumer and spend money in support of the propoganda. What better way to distratct shareholders and such from realizing it's just bad business decisions and irresponsibility!

    Once again I'm still exersizing my right to boycott because I refuse to support an entity that will only try to sue me into financial ruin with the money I give them.

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  20. That does it by Daikiki · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Says the chariman of the Fox group "We feel very strongly about the need to communicate that [. . .] illegally downloading movies is a blow to creativity"

    This fron the people responsible for the term 'foxing' a show. I think Matt Groenig, Joss Whedon, and Ben Edlund, among others, may have a thing or two to say about what exactly constitutes a blow to creativity. Hint: It's not piracy. It's Fox.

    I'm so mad I'm going to go off and dwonload a pirated copy of Daredevil and NEVER WATCH IT!

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  21. This is a GOOD thing. by TomatoMan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I completely support the (MP|RI)AA doing everything they can in the court of public opinion to lobby peoples' attitudes about copying. People can talk to me all they want, as long as I can change the channel or choose not to listen - or choose TO listen and consider their views.

    Lobbying to pass laws to criminalize behavior is a whole different matter - that's the brute-force approach that leverages the State's monopoly on legal violence to achieve their aims.

    Run as many ads and try to change as many minds peacefully and through reason as you want. Appeal to peoples' higher instincts. That's perfect.

    Don't make using tools illegal.

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  22. Arr Matey! Amazon Women on the Moon had it first! by TWX · · Score: 5, Informative

    "Why must Hollywood send me conflicting messages?"

    you need to see Amazon Women on the Moon if you want to see really conflicting. Some "pirates" seize the MCA/Universal ship and steal the movies and video discs. It's an absolutely hilarious segment...

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  23. Here's the commercial by JustAnotherReader · · Score: 4, Funny
    Hi, I'm Blind Melon Daquari from the band "Blind Melon Daquri and the Contenental Breakfasts all star blues review" I just sold half a million CDs. But am I rich? No I'm not. And why is that? It's because of music piracy.

    I get $1.20 off of every CD I sell. With 12 songs on my CD it means every time you pirate a song it cost me 10 cents. For every hundred thousand of your downloads I lose $10,000 !

    Of course, my record company gave me an advance of $100,000 that I have to pay back. And then they made me pay for the recording studio where I recorded my own music. That was another $100,000.

    Oh wait, They also made me pay for their mid level marketers to pay that money-that-looks-like-but-isn't-really-payola to Clear Channel to get my songs on the radio. That was another $200,000. And of course I have to pay the rest of the band. Not to mention the cost of going out to tour to support this new CD.

    Oh yeah, and I don't even own my own songs any more, or my voice, or the recordings of those songs, or the cover art, or anything. In fact, my music is now legally known as "Work for hire". And if I don't like how I'm being treated I can't leave my record label without their permission.

    Oh, and the record company that sold those albums? They made about 3 million dollars of profit.

    So how am I suppose to pay off my $400,000 debt to the record company if you keep pirating my songs? So stop it. mmm-kay?

    Thank you

  24. Re:Irony by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I hope people at home spoof them and make their own 'anti-piracy' commercials and distribute them.

    Scene 1: Narrator "This is the actor that got paid $20 Million to star in this really bad movie. The movie Cost $500 Million to make, and lost $100 Million at the box office."

    Scene 2: (Cue pic of 3 people living in an alley, 2 adults, one 3 year old girl) Narrator: "This is the gaffer who worked on that movie. The studio cut him to save money on their next film. Now little Amy doesn't have a home..."

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  25. Re:How about abolishing copyright/patents/trademar by RatBastard · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I remain one of the very few who propose this on slashdot.

    Probably because others have come to realize the unreasonable extremism of your stance. I concede that the current state of the copyright and patent systems is absurd and insane, but Ifind nothing wrong with reasonable copyrights and patents. A creator of a work, be it physical or intellectual, should be granted the exclusive rights to reap the rewards of their labor for a reasonable length of time. And while I think inventors should also be allowed a shoirt-term monopoly on their inventions, I do not think that it is reasonable in the least that someone can patent a sequence of genes that they found.

    As for trademarks, I have no problem with trademarks at all. If I create a company I want customers to have a reasonable level of assurance that when they by Dogfart brand toothpaste, that they are buying my product and not some cheap knock-off.

    The problem is not that intellectuial property is immoral. The problem is that the IP system in place in the USA right now is out of control and has been coopted by the interests of big business at everyone else's expence.

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  26. Quote from the ad tells who's to blame by cfish · · Score: 4, Funny

    Quote from the set painter in the ad:

    "(piracy issue) well I don't believe it affects the producers. I mean it does affect them but it's miniscure to the way it affects me. ... because we are not million dollar employees, at all. We are lucky if we can put together 12 straight months..."

    So the movie producers admit they are ripping off the workers? The workers get the leftover, which is nothing.

    (Nice orange mustache, though. )

  27. Re:oh no! sex and drugs! by matlantis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wow your right the filmmakers that make movies like American Pie really "dare" to tackle hard hitting subjects. You assume that if one filmmaker makes a movie that trys to address these subjects in a profitable way, that therefore all filmmakers must do the same thing. And if were going to talk about logical fallacies lets talk about dropping me into the category of "religious fundamentalists" to some how make my opinion less meaningful. All of a sudden if I think its detrimental to society that children are all listening to songs about raping there mothers, I am a religious fundamentalist, and my opinion has no place out of church. Postmodern culture: Everyone's ideas are right except people that don't agree that everyone's ideas are right

  28. A better link here by alexo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The same site has an even better link.
    Use it to make them know exactly what you feel about their "campaign".

    I suggest that you be very polite, just ask them some questions.
    Yes, you are not accusing them of anything, in fact, you'll be happy to support their cause if they just explain certain issues that you find confusing...

    Like, for example, wouldn't they agree that taking say, 5-10%, of the $30,000,000 that a single actor might get paid fro a single movie and distributing it among the poor, starving stage workers will help them much more than spending large amounts of money on dishonest advertisements?

    Oh, and by the way, when a movie makes some X millions of dollars, how much of it is distributed among the workers and how much is kept by the middlemen (the studios)?

    And one last thing, could they you how much the top 50 movies gross in 2002/2003 and what was the average stage worker salary at the time? And would they be so kind as to compare those figures to a time before the wide spread of DVD recorders and high-speed internet (say, 10 years ago?) - adjusted for the usual economy-strength indicators - just to show you what was the effect of piracy on the figures above?

    Thank you in advance, best regards, merry christmas, yadda yadda,

    Be creative!

    Then, if you do get an answer, rip it apart, exposing all its flaws and fallacies (in an extremely polite matter, of course) and ask them for better ones, because it seems to you that they are the real "pirates" in this saga.

  29. MPAA should be worried by cioxx · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The way I see it, with movie piracy, biggest losers here are non-action flicks, comedy, and romance movies.

    Personally, I cannot see how one could watch an inferior rip of Matrix Reloaded or T3 on his computer monitor or through Divx on a TV. The quality just isn't there anymore. You're not experiencing the picture and audio they way it was intended. When a studio throws hundreds of millions at some flick which has a decent plot, then $10/ticket is a no-brainer. In case of downloading the movie you are just cheating yourself.

    For dialogue based movies which do not feature explosions, sophisticated camerawork, etc it would be fair to say they will suffer more piracy than action-based ones.

    Due to this inevitable trend, studios usually have no choice but to upping the action movie production quota just to be more profitable in the box office.

    The thing that irks me with the market today is the lack of diversity (below each title it shows how many screens the movie is playing on). Every theatre features the same pictures in proximity of 20 miles from each other. (HEY! Sort of like RIAA's with music distribution). The smaller, more thought out movies are not even on the radar. Take Man on The Train for example. I live in Hollywood, CA and would have to drive 300 miles north (Merced, CA) to watch this movie. That's the closest. But finding a theatre playing Legally Blonde 2 or Bruce Almighty would be easier than finding a Starbucks around here.

    Then, we have the international opening dates sometimes several months away from each other. Hey MPAA, get a fucking clue. This isn't the 1920's anymore. When I talk to my friends in Holland, I should automatically assume they have the same roaster of movies playing at their theatres. We are connected globally nowdays. Bumping release dates of movies hurts the cause and encourages piracy.

    So in conclusion,
    music sharing = death of 1 hit/1 track wonders
    movie piracy = death of dialogue based movies.

  30. MPAA out of touch with reality by Temsi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This just goes to show how completely and utterly out of touch with reality the MPAA is.

    I AM a starving artist in the film industry, and it's not because of piracy, I can tell you that much right now.
    Nobody has stolen my work. Frankly, I wouldn't mind if someone did, because at least I'd be getting exposure...

    The main reason why artists in the film industry starve, is pretty simple:
    THE STUDIOS ARE IN IT FOR THE MONEY, NOT ART.
    So, they will hire those who make the most money, not the best artists. Why else do you think Michael Bay gets to direct? It's not because he's an artist (Far from it). It's because he knows how to stage action, and action sells tickets.

    It's the same bullshit story as with the music industry. A handful of people get promoted to death so the corporation that they have a contract with can make as much money as possible in the shortest amount of time.
    In the meantime, real artists, whose appeal isn't as bland and generic (read: mainstream) are left to fight for the crumbs.

    So, these commercials do nothing to end the starvation of artists. They are primarily designed to further the wealth of the few that are already getting paid more than they're worth.
    I'd go so far as to say they have a better chance of increasing the number of people who starve.

    It's not because of piracy that movies lose money. Movies lose money if they don't have a marketing blitz promoting it. Even the biggest bombs at the box office still break even for the studios through video sales. The only movies actually LOSING money are independent features that might have something to say other than "hey look at that explosion, isn't that cool?".

    The studios are not STARVING... not by any stretch of the imagination. The ones starving, are the people the studios screw over.

    The attitude here is "we could be making more".

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  31. Greed Cloaked In Bogus Moralistic Rationalizations by reallocate · · Score: 4, Insightful

    >> ..selling albums is not the optimal way for artists to receive compensation...

    Says who? In any case, how an artist wants to make money is a matter for that artist, and no one else.

    >> Pre-recorded albums should be free promotional material and a service to the fans.

    Self-serving bunk. People can try to sell whatever they want. Your use of "should" implies a moral judgment at work. Morality has nothing to do with this. As my mother used to say, people in hell want ice water. And you just want free CD's.

    >> ...artists often forget that once the unnecessary middlemen are cut out of the picture, there is plenty of money to be made in concerts alone.

    First, it's a safe bet that every entertainer knows there's money in selling tickets to a performance. Second, what's with that "unnecessary middleman" stuff? You want someone to be a fullt-time entertainer and fly their own planes, do their own accounting, arrange their own bookings, run their own payroll, act as their own lawyers, write their own contracts, prepare their own taxes, etc.?? Without middlemen, those bands you keep referring to as "artists" would never break out of the college bar circuits.

    In general, just one more immature post trying to dress simple greed in bogus moralistic rationalizations.

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  32. I got copies of the ads for download! by Colonel+Blimp · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll be selling the ads on DVD on the corner of Broadway and 34th tommorow morning. Ask for Vito....