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MPAA to Launch Anti-Piracy Commercials

cfish writes "The MPAA is launching expensive 30 second TV commercials to preach about movie piracy. Featuring starving artists in the movie industry."

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  1. please don't confuse me! by sweeney37 · · Score: 5, Funny

    But wait, I saw Pirates of the Caribbean yesterday and the moral at the end was something like, "Sometimes you need a little piracy in order to do the right thing."

    But the MPAA says it's bad. Why must Hollywood send me conflicting messages?

    Mike

    1. Re:please don't confuse me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Please report to the ministry of love immediately, you obviously have something wrong with you.

      War is peace
      Freedom is slavery
      Ignorance is strength.

    2. Re:please don't confuse me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I didnt see it, its rated ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    3. Re:please don't confuse me! by Elvisisdead · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's funny. I bought a copy of Pirates of the Carribean from a guy on the street last Friday. No comment on the piracy lesson there....

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      "Want in one hand and spit in the other and see which one fills up first." - My Dad
  2. hmmm... by TrippTDF · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I wonder if they will count the costs of the commercials in the money they are loosing every year to piracy...

    1. Re:hmmm... by FauxReal · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wonder if they will count the costs of the commercials in the money they are loosing every year to piracy... You can be certain they're counting that and the hidden cost of hosting multiple "consultation sessions" in the Bahamas with their stripper/secretaries.

    2. Re:hmmm... by Creep73 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Steve: Hey bob it's about time we sent out those stats on how much money we are loosing to file sharing. Could you get me some numbers.

      Bob: No problem Steve. I figure we should have had a 25% increase in sales this year however those darn file swapers kept our increase to a modest 8%. Make sure the reported numbers reflect that.

      Bob: And Steve while you are at it. Could you take a few million of the money laying around and make a comersial about how much file swapping is hurting the industry.

      Thanks

      Steve: No Problem. I will get right on it.

  3. Three Things by mattrix2k · · Score: 5, Informative

    1 From the Article: Stressing the importance of copyright protection, the campaign begins with an unprecedented television "roadblock" on more than 35 network and cable outlets on the evening of July 24, with each network donating 30 seconds in the first prime time break.
    Beginning Friday, July 25, every major exhibitor in the country will donate time to play daily trailers on all screens in more than 5,000 theaters across the United States.

    Sounds like a pretty huge campaign, gonna dwarf the EFF's efforts by a big margin.

    2 Here is the website of the campaign. There's even some FUD: Network users have a back door to your hard drive while you're online, thereby seeing your personal, private information, such as bank records, social security number, etc.

    3 The article first said (in the badly edited future) it was the RIAA doing it, when it's the MPAA...I think it was a case of RIAA on the brain. :)

    1. Re:Three Things by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 5, Funny

      The nature of "peer-to-peer" file sharing sites like eDonkey, Gnutella, KaZaA, etc., open your computer to destructive viruses and worms and annoying pop-ups.
      (...)
      Network users have a back door to your hard drive while you're online, thereby seeing your personal, private information, such as bank records, social security number, etc.


      Which is why the RIAA recommends you use Open Source P2P software such as gtk-gnutella and gnucleus. Remember kids:

      "You can't hide a trojan
      when the source code is open".

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      "Can of worms? The can is open... the worms are everywhere."
  4. Good timing... by graveyhead · · Score: 5, Informative

    The EFF has just begun a pro file-sharing. It is an awareness campaign which effectively cuts the RIAA out of the loop, called "Let The Music Play". Details here.

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  5. Starving artists?!?!? by DocStoner · · Score: 5, Interesting


    Hell, I want to see a commercial that shows starving Americans that were the result of the greedy corporations moving their jobs overseas.

    How about that to "enlighten" people?

  6. What these commercials are really telling us... by luugi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There's a bunch of free movies out there! All you need is a computer and an internet connection!

    Now everyone will know that it's easy to get them.

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  7. Re:Can someone rip an AVI of that? by professortomoe · · Score: 5, Informative

    The commericals can be viewed here. Only one up for now, but the rest will be up later I suppose.

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  8. This is Dan by Keltus · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is the AVI that Dan downloaded.

    This is the sharer who hosted the AVI that Dan downloaded.

    This is the cracker who sold ripped the AVI that the sharer hosted that Dan downloaded.

    And this is movie star who shot herself for losing the money.

    Downloading AVIs supports terrible things. If you download AVIs you might too.

    Brought to you by the MPAA

    1. Re:This is Dan by kzinti · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is the AVI that Dan downloaded.

      This is the sharer who hosted the AVI that Dan downloaded.

      This is the cracker who sold ripped the AVI that the sharer hosted that Dan downloaded.


      This is the Hollywood studio that went broke over poor ticket sales because of the AVI that Dan downloaded.

      This is the actress who can't afford to buy crack because of the movie studio that went broke because of the AVI that Dan downloaded.

      This is the crack dealer who's starving because his customers went broke because of the AVI that Dan downloaded.

      This is the drug kingpin who was assassinated because he couldn't buy guns because of the lost drug revenue because of the AVI that Dan downloaded.

      This is the Betty Ford Clinic therapist who's been laid off because of the lack of business because of the AVI that Dan downloaded.

      Dan is one influential son of a bitch.

  9. Re:Pigs! by El · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Adbusters has been trying for years to run ads telling people not to buy crap... guess how much success they've had finding a network to carry the ads? Yes, they're willing to pay full rate card prices, but so far every major network has refused to air the ads. Good luck getting ant-MPAA ads on the air! (Hint: Unless you're willing to spend more on advertising the the movie studios, which spend at least $30 million promoting every new movie, media is going to follow the money and avoid pissing off bigger customers to makes a small group of "nuts" happy.)

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    "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

  10. Laughable Morality by matlantis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think its hilarious that they want to use morality to try and persuade people to not pirate their movies. For years the entertainment industry has come out with morality killing movies, tv programs and music, now the monsters they have created couldn't care less about morality of it. I think its nice for them to have to eat it.

  11. "Their Work" by nbahi15 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nobody is telling them that they can't attempt to make a living through acting, singing or dancing. Make your living any way you can. But if your business model fails don't cry foul.

    When you mass produce art it loses its value. Yet here is an industry that insists upon using any method possible to prop up a broken method of enrichment. So as far as I can see the problem is they don't understand that people don't value their work, and they need to adjust it if it is to be more than simply personal gratification.

  12. Move over RIAA.... by felonious · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Schwartzenegger $30 million for T3
    Jim Carrey $20+ million a film
    Cameron Diaz $20+ million a film
    Mid Tier actors make around $10 million a film
    Lower Tier actors make around a few hundred thousand up to multiple millions

    The at home user might dl a divx copy of a currently released film playing at the theaters only to go see it at the theater and/or buy it when it's released on DVD.

    So the user at home spends around $9 to see the movie at the theater and another $20 to buy the DVD and the actors take many, many millions in salary to make the movie. How does this constitute taking money from the movie industry?

    Who is actually taking the money (actors/marketing) and who is supporting the industry (user/consumer)? This is a very simple question without factoring in the obscene amount spent on marketing films. We're talking 10's of millions in marketing films.

    It is not out fault that most movies these days are over budgeted and spend too much on marketing to turn a profit. This almost reminds me of the dot-com business model where they just spent to spend without having a sound business model in place.

    Don't blame the consumer for your shortsidedness and/or lack of envisioning a film's realistic chances of making money.

    This is definitely the day of scape-goating at the pc user/consumer's expense. They can get creative with the books anymore so now it's time to blame the consumer and spend money in support of the propoganda. What better way to distratct shareholders and such from realizing it's just bad business decisions and irresponsibility!

    Once again I'm still exersizing my right to boycott because I refuse to support an entity that will only try to sue me into financial ruin with the money I give them.

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  13. That does it by Daikiki · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Says the chariman of the Fox group "We feel very strongly about the need to communicate that [. . .] illegally downloading movies is a blow to creativity"

    This fron the people responsible for the term 'foxing' a show. I think Matt Groenig, Joss Whedon, and Ben Edlund, among others, may have a thing or two to say about what exactly constitutes a blow to creativity. Hint: It's not piracy. It's Fox.

    I'm so mad I'm going to go off and dwonload a pirated copy of Daredevil and NEVER WATCH IT!

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    I want the fire back.
  14. This is a GOOD thing. by TomatoMan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I completely support the (MP|RI)AA doing everything they can in the court of public opinion to lobby peoples' attitudes about copying. People can talk to me all they want, as long as I can change the channel or choose not to listen - or choose TO listen and consider their views.

    Lobbying to pass laws to criminalize behavior is a whole different matter - that's the brute-force approach that leverages the State's monopoly on legal violence to achieve their aims.

    Run as many ads and try to change as many minds peacefully and through reason as you want. Appeal to peoples' higher instincts. That's perfect.

    Don't make using tools illegal.

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    -- http://frobnosticate.com
  15. Arr Matey! Amazon Women on the Moon had it first! by TWX · · Score: 5, Informative

    "Why must Hollywood send me conflicting messages?"

    you need to see Amazon Women on the Moon if you want to see really conflicting. Some "pirates" seize the MCA/Universal ship and steal the movies and video discs. It's an absolutely hilarious segment...

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  16. Re:oh no! sex and drugs! by matlantis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wow your right the filmmakers that make movies like American Pie really "dare" to tackle hard hitting subjects. You assume that if one filmmaker makes a movie that trys to address these subjects in a profitable way, that therefore all filmmakers must do the same thing. And if were going to talk about logical fallacies lets talk about dropping me into the category of "religious fundamentalists" to some how make my opinion less meaningful. All of a sudden if I think its detrimental to society that children are all listening to songs about raping there mothers, I am a religious fundamentalist, and my opinion has no place out of church. Postmodern culture: Everyone's ideas are right except people that don't agree that everyone's ideas are right

  17. A better link here by alexo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The same site has an even better link.
    Use it to make them know exactly what you feel about their "campaign".

    I suggest that you be very polite, just ask them some questions.
    Yes, you are not accusing them of anything, in fact, you'll be happy to support their cause if they just explain certain issues that you find confusing...

    Like, for example, wouldn't they agree that taking say, 5-10%, of the $30,000,000 that a single actor might get paid fro a single movie and distributing it among the poor, starving stage workers will help them much more than spending large amounts of money on dishonest advertisements?

    Oh, and by the way, when a movie makes some X millions of dollars, how much of it is distributed among the workers and how much is kept by the middlemen (the studios)?

    And one last thing, could they you how much the top 50 movies gross in 2002/2003 and what was the average stage worker salary at the time? And would they be so kind as to compare those figures to a time before the wide spread of DVD recorders and high-speed internet (say, 10 years ago?) - adjusted for the usual economy-strength indicators - just to show you what was the effect of piracy on the figures above?

    Thank you in advance, best regards, merry christmas, yadda yadda,

    Be creative!

    Then, if you do get an answer, rip it apart, exposing all its flaws and fallacies (in an extremely polite matter, of course) and ask them for better ones, because it seems to you that they are the real "pirates" in this saga.

  18. MPAA should be worried by cioxx · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The way I see it, with movie piracy, biggest losers here are non-action flicks, comedy, and romance movies.

    Personally, I cannot see how one could watch an inferior rip of Matrix Reloaded or T3 on his computer monitor or through Divx on a TV. The quality just isn't there anymore. You're not experiencing the picture and audio they way it was intended. When a studio throws hundreds of millions at some flick which has a decent plot, then $10/ticket is a no-brainer. In case of downloading the movie you are just cheating yourself.

    For dialogue based movies which do not feature explosions, sophisticated camerawork, etc it would be fair to say they will suffer more piracy than action-based ones.

    Due to this inevitable trend, studios usually have no choice but to upping the action movie production quota just to be more profitable in the box office.

    The thing that irks me with the market today is the lack of diversity (below each title it shows how many screens the movie is playing on). Every theatre features the same pictures in proximity of 20 miles from each other. (HEY! Sort of like RIAA's with music distribution). The smaller, more thought out movies are not even on the radar. Take Man on The Train for example. I live in Hollywood, CA and would have to drive 300 miles north (Merced, CA) to watch this movie. That's the closest. But finding a theatre playing Legally Blonde 2 or Bruce Almighty would be easier than finding a Starbucks around here.

    Then, we have the international opening dates sometimes several months away from each other. Hey MPAA, get a fucking clue. This isn't the 1920's anymore. When I talk to my friends in Holland, I should automatically assume they have the same roaster of movies playing at their theatres. We are connected globally nowdays. Bumping release dates of movies hurts the cause and encourages piracy.

    So in conclusion,
    music sharing = death of 1 hit/1 track wonders
    movie piracy = death of dialogue based movies.

  19. I got copies of the ads for download! by Colonel+Blimp · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll be selling the ads on DVD on the corner of Broadway and 34th tommorow morning. Ask for Vito....