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Florida Citizens' Anti-trust Payout Dwarfed By Lawyers'

According to Robin "Roblimo" Miller's article on NewsForge, Florida residents are receiving word by electronic and postal mail about the likely outcome of that state's class action suit against Microsoft (last mentioned on Slashdot last September): the upshot is that Florida residents who purchased a Microsoft operating system or Microsoft Office would be eligible for a settlement payment (in vouchers) of $5-12; the lawyers involved are seeking $48 million in fees. The settlement terms have several interesting clauses; for instance, by accepting, you would be agreeing to "settle and release all claims, demands, actions, suits, and causes of action against Microsoft and/or its directors, officers, employees, attorneys, insurers or agents, whether known or unknown, asserted or unasserted, that any member of the Florida Settlement Class ever had, could have had, now has or hereafter can, shall or may have, relating in any way to ... any conduct, act or omission that was or could have been alleged in this case as the basis for any antitrust or unfair competition claims."

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  1. Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    In case the site (or routes to the site) get slashdotted, here is a mirror to the link.

  2. What's the point of these suits? by AdamHaun · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The people *never* get any sort of reasonable payout from these sorts of lawsuits. I don't know why anyone even signs on. Is there a way to file suit against class action lawyers for abusing their clients?

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    1. Re:What's the point of these suits? by Doktor+Memory · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In theory, the idea is not to enrich the individual plaintiffs, but to make the aggregate penalty high enough to get the company's notice.

      In practice, it's rarely so simple, since for a company Microsoft's size, $202 Million (which sounds like "a lot" of money to any sane person) can not only be easily written off in any year's books, but probably doesn't even amount to the aggregate interest they earned on the licensing of the products in question.

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    2. Re:What's the point of these suits? by tealover · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Is there a way to file suit against class action lawyers for abusing their clients?

      Exactly how were these people abused the laywers? None of of the plaintiffs put any money towards the expense of filing and prosecuting the case. They merely signed their names to the action.

      If they weren't satisfied with the potential payout or the lawyer's cut, they were more than free to not participate. They were also free to put hundreds of thousands of their own dollars towards their own suit.

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    3. Re:What's the point of these suits? by rabidbat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      One way to stop these predatory lawsuits is to require that the lawyers get paid in coupons when the class members settlement is in coupons.

      See http://overlawyered.com/archives/01/mar2.html#0316 a

    4. Re:What's the point of these suits? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is how the lawsuit industry works, silly. They're flush with cash from the tobacco settlement and there are dozens of firms out there right now filing class-action suits right and left. Most you don't hear about because the company settles for a few mil.

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    5. Re:What's the point of these suits? by aborchers · · Score: 5, Interesting
      The people *never* get any sort of reasonable payout from these sorts of lawsuits


      Don't be so sure. I got ~$300 in merchandise vouchers (third-party stuff, not just Toshiba hardware, though of course it came through their catalog so the actual "damages" to them were probably half that) from just such a settlement against Toshiba a few years back.

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    6. Re:What's the point of these suits? by Igmuth · · Score: 3, Informative

      These lawyer are getting 20% ($202 M for clients $48 M for lawyers) While $48M is a lot of money 20% is not really unprecidented.

    7. Re:What's the point of these suits? by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Class actions lawsuits are the job programs for lawyers, just like NASA is a jobs program for the aerospace industry.

      Each member of the class gets a pittance, since usually the larger the claimed class, the more "clout" (define that as you will) wielded by the prosecution team. This is especially true with a low-Human-impact crime, like overcharging.

      The end product is the same ... the lawyers, lawyer teams, and law firms get hefty cash compensation, while the class members get compensation that is usually so intellectually insulting that it's not worth wiping your arse with the resulting paperwork token. I recall the AOL class actions and their outcomes ... truly, they were poster children for this kind of thing.

      I consider this kind of thing almost essentially out of the hands of the public. The lawyers have figured out how to ride to wealth on the backs of widespread small offences. I'd suggest that for a fix I'd say whyyyy there oughta be a law ... but we all know that it would be left up to lawyers to place restrictions on the behavior of their own class, which seldom occurs to any meaningful degree. You may as well expect a police review board to be critical about cops shooting people; they just don't do that since there is no dissenting viewpoint in the oversight mechanism to begin with.

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    8. Re:What's the point of these suits? by leviramsey · · Score: 4, Informative
      anyways, how can they settle such a case even? ok i'm not from usa but this really doesn't fit in my sense of a working legal system. it's like i would get stabbed(and luckily i'd live) by a millionaire on a public place, and then the stabber would get away by just paying me? no, he should and would get charged with assault/trying of manslaughter/murder whatever the local phrase for such attack( or would this be civil vs. criminal court thingy?).

      It's a civil case, which operates under dramatically different rules than a criminal case operates under.

      Basically, once the settlement has been reached, the plaintiff(s) file a series of motions for continuance and then when the settlement is consummated, they tell the judge that they're dropping the case. This is nothing close to a verdict; indeed, settlements have little to no effect on any other cases.

      first of all, if they're willing to pay aren't they admitting that they are behaving wrongly

      Far from it. A settlement is not considered an admission of wrongdoing or liability (unless one of the terms of the settlement is that the defendant make a public proclamation of such). Indeed, most settlements are in cases where the defendant has the far stronger case and the greater likelihood of winning. The plaintiff attorney's goal is to prevent the case from ever going to trial and instead get a settlement for his client(s); the odds are generally against the plaintiffs once it goes to trial. The defendant settles in these cases because, especially if they're a large corporation, it's cheaper to settle early rather than pay their lawyers' fees (especially if appeals and such are counted), to say nothing of the non-zero (though, on average, less than 40%) probability of them losing.

    9. Re:What's the point of these suits? by Otter · · Score: 5, Informative
      Not only that, but they give out vouchers. Which, if I understand correctly, can only be used to... Purchase more Microsoft products.

      RTFA. It specifically and repeatedly says the coupons apply to a broad range of hardware and software, including Macs and Linux boxed sets.

      It's still an outrage, but...

    10. Re:What's the point of these suits? by ihummel · · Score: 5, Funny

      But what are the lawyers going to do with $48 million dollars worth of retail coupons towards a Linux distribution purchase?

    11. Re:What's the point of these suits? by Triv · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "But what are the lawyers going to do with $48 million dollars worth of retail coupons towards a Linux distribution purchase?"

      /me takes out clue stick

      That's the point. The lawyers would never think of accepting vouchers for their plaintiffs if they were being paid the same way.

    12. Re:What's the point of these suits? by sjames · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Exactly how were these people abused the laywers?

      Well, let's see, first of all, they didn't necessarily sign on at all, they are simply potential members of the class (that is, they are believed to live in Florida and have bought something from MS between 1995 and 2002) who may or may not have even known about the suit. In other words, it's a sort of opt-out legal spam.

      One might expect a lawyer to seek just compensation for his client(s) for genuine harm done by the defendant (the fact that the 'clients' don't even get a choice until after the fact only increases that duty). Instead, either through the lawyer's incompetance or simple greed (note that the lawyers get paid in real money), they get what amounts to an advertising flyer in the guise of a court document. It's not even a really GOOD sale offer. I get better offers than that from the pizza place. MS might as well write it off as an advertising expense. What sort of settlement is THAT supposed to be?

      In other words, this is the FIRST chance they've gotten to not participate, now that it's practically over and done.

    13. Re:What's the point of these suits? by Otter · · Score: 3, Funny
      But what are the lawyers going to do with $48 million dollars worth of retail coupons towards a Linux distribution purchase?

      Hey, someone's finally figured out a workable business model for open-source software!

    14. Re:What's the point of these suits? by dubl-u · · Score: 2, Funny

      But what are the lawyers going to do with $48 million dollars worth of retail coupons towards a Linux distribution purchase?

      Move up the food chain and become script kiddies?

    15. Re:What's the point of these suits? by tealover · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They don't have to participate. If they find the terms of settlement to be no better than a local pizza offer, they have the right to pursue their own legal options.

      The terms of settlement for this issue were agreed to by the judge. Is he party to abuse in this case? Probably not, since there was no abuse.

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    16. Re:What's the point of these suits? by cooldev · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sure, it was a strange case. Toshiba caved to the tune of about $1 billion because they were worried about treble damages (to the tune of $9.5 billion) being awarded by an unpredictable Texas jury trial.

      link

      The kicker is that the suit is over a bug in a 10+ year old floppy drive controller chip manufactured by NEC, where neither NEC nor Toshiba ever received a single complaint of data corruption. No customer ever claims to have lost data because of the bug - not even the plaintiffs! The plaintiffs simply started the class action lawsuit because they were sold a "defective product". AFAIK the bug has only been reproduced in specific laboratory conditions and not the real world.

      The lawyers were using Toshiba as a test case and then were going to go after HP, Compaq, etc. with similar class action lawsuits. I haven't tracked it, but I don't think they made much progress or we would have heard about it.

      Should they have fixed the (known) bug? Probably. Was it worth a class action lawsuit, especially of this magnitude? Absolutely not. This is extortion plain and clear, and the scary thing is it's accelerating. If this keeps up it will eventually be impossible for any business to exist for more than a few years without being sued out of existence by corrupt, opportunistic, money-grabbing lawyers. The minute you make any kind of mistake they pounce, with grossly exaggerated damage figures that aren't even sane, but somehow actually get awarded--especially by jury trials--with an extremely low burden of proof.

  3. The legal profession, the ultimate make wrk projec by Jailbrekr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    is it really worth signing your rights away for a measely $12?

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  4. A lot of money, but... by man1ed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    $200 million is a decently sized chunk of money, but I would have preferred to see more enforcement fo the federal anti-trust judgement and settlement. I think that would have done a lot more for a lot more consumers than paying $5-12 to a bunch of people in Florida.

  5. What's the Big Deal? by tealover · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The plaintiffs in a class-action suit typically never outlay any of their own money. The terms of entering into an agreement are laid out and well known so I don't understand what the problem is.

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  6. Another slap on the wrist by AndyFewt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Class Members will be eligible to receive a total maximum amount of $202 million in vouchers, worth $5 for each license for Microsoft MS-DOS, Windows versions 1.0 to 3.2, Windows NT Workstation, Windows 2000 Professional, Word, Excel and Office software, and $12 for each license for Windows 95, Windows 98, and Windows Millennium Edition that Class Members indirectly acquired in the United States between November 16, 1996 and December 31, 2002 for use in Florida

    Isn't this just yet another slap on the wrist for microsoft. It just makes them use their ill gotten gains from the monopoly, which probably has earned them quite a bit in interest anyway. I have a feeling this is a bit like the previous case, give them some punishment which "looks" big but doesnt actually have any affect on them.

    1. Re:Another slap on the wrist by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      From the looks of the settlement by accepting Microsofts coupons you waive any right to sue them for any trust practices past present or future. This has to be worth $200 mil to Microsoft. If they could pull this off in the other 49 states they would have license to monopolize forever for just 10 billion dollars. A lot of money but as I remember microsoft keeps about 40 billion liquid just for this kind of thing.

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    2. Re:Another slap on the wrist by AndyFewt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      $202mil is pocket change to MS.. sad but relatively true. What happened to the "we're going to split them up"?.. Mow it's we're going to turn them into a foodstamp and software company! Next they'll be putting free coupons out in snailspam or on the side of xp boxes.. "Free mcdonalds kids meal when you buy one copy of windows xp home edition.. subject to terms and conditions, by taking this meal you waive any right to sue microsoft for anything, ever"... the last meal?

    3. Re:Another slap on the wrist by whovian · · Score: 4, Informative
      The way timothy summarized that article, I sure thought the Class members had to waive claims to any future infractions by Microsoft. (In today's corporate world, I wouldn't doubt it.)

      Anyway, this is indeed not the case. Timothy missed the part that states
      The release does not include claims relating to Microsoft's conduct, acts or omissions that take place after December 31, 2002. However, class members release any and all claims described above relating to Microsoft's conduct, acts or omissions that occurred on or before December 31, 2002.[emph.]

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  7. Why is this a Surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Caveat: IAAL.
    Of course the lawyers' payout will dwarf the payout of the individual class members - that's exactly why the class-action is structured this way. Individual claims are not worth enough to each member, considering the time, energy and money necessary to pursue an action. Aggregating the class makes this worthwhile, and attorneys take a percentage - and, often, these suits go nowhere, with a contingency of zero.

    1. Re:Why is this a Surprise? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Informative
      Sorry, I just can not see why judges allow settlements like this to go through.

      Judges have nothing to do with out of court settlements. A settlement is not the same as an award to the plaintiff. A settlement is basically one side agreeing to give the other side some money if they drop the lawsuit. See?

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    2. Re:Why is this a Surprise? by Otter · · Score: 2, Informative
      Save the bold tags and sarcasm for when you're actually right, OK?

      Settlements typically have to be approved by the judges -- judges can and will bar them if they feel they're not in the interest of the plaintiff or public. No doubt there are subtleties where a settlement doesn't require approval in some cases but I bet that's not what you're talking about.

    3. Re:Why is this a Surprise? by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Save the bold tags and sarcasm for when you're actually right, OK?

      Settlements typically have to be approved by the judges -- judges can and will bar them if they feel they're not in the interest of the plaintiff or public. No doubt there are subtleties where a settlement doesn't require approval in some cases but I bet that's not what you're talking about.


      Couldn't have said it better. Amazing how many otherwize intellegent and educated people don't understand that. Another point to make is that the vast majority of judges ARE lawyers. While this is probably a good thing since they need to understand the law, this means that only lawyers make decisions that touch many lives. When only lawyers have oversight of other lawyers, the potential for either 1) wrong doing or 2) self interested results are much greater. Add this to the fact that the majority of lawmakers (congressmen), both at a state and federal level are also lawyers, then obviously we have a problem.

      It used to be that anyone could take the Bar examination in most any state, and if passed, was legally a lawyer in that state. Now most states have laws that REQUIRE you go to 7 years of college, raising the bar to entry, and protecting their own interests yet again. So now, the only people who can negociate, deal, sign on, and approve a legal matter all have the same education and experiences, with little or no influences (or significant influences) from individuals with a DIFFERENT background and/or interests.

      This is probably not a good thing.

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  8. Lawyers... by danormsby · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Headline : Lawyers Get Overpaid SHOCK.

    Too many lawyer jokes can be inserted here.

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  9. Slightly misleading by acxr+is+wasted · · Score: 5, Informative

    I believe /. article is a bit misleading. It makes it seems like the attorneys are taking their fees directly from the total settlement amount. From the article:

    If the Court approves the settlement, the Court will determine reasonable attorneys' fees and expenses to be awarded to Class Counsel. The attorneys' fees and expenses approved by the Court will be paid by Microsoft, and will not reduce, in any way, the amount of Settlement Benefits paid to Class Members.

    So really, the people aren't getting stiffed, they're just getting gypped. However, the people of Florida will get some indirect benefits:

    Microsoft will donate to public schools in Florida with at least 50% of their students qualifying for the federal free and reduced-price school lunch programs, 50% of the difference between the total maximum amount of the vouchers ($202 million) and the value of issued vouchers, if the settlement is approved.

    So, while the settlement values seem extremely small, in reality, they're just small. At least the vouchers aren't for more Microsoft software.

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  10. Can they do this? by duffhuff · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... settle and release all claims, demands, actions, suits, and causes of action against Microsoft [that they] ever had, could have had, now has or hereafter can, shall or may have.

    So everyone who's involved can *never* sue Microsoft again for anything related to Anti-Trust? They take their slap on the wrist, and go laughing all the way to the bank? I guess double jeopardy could be a factor, as subsequent lawsuits would be mostly the same, but this seems to go a tad too far.

    1. Re:Can they do this? by snkline · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Double Jeopardy is not an issue at all. You have to understand that double jeopardy is only an issue in criminal cases. Civil law has no such concept.

    2. Re:Can they do this? by Keeper · · Score: 2, Informative

      The settlement "settles" any and all anti-trust wrongs MS may have done in the past. By accepting that $5 or $12 check, you agree to the terms of the settlement (ie: you agree that $5-$12 covers any and all "damages" MS did to you, regardless of things you may or may not know about at the date of the settlement).

      This does not cover any future wrongs they may do, just existing ones that you may or may not know about today.

      Of course, the typical IANAL disclaimer applies.

    3. Re:Can they do this? by David+Hume · · Score: 2, Informative

      ... settle and release all claims, demands, actions, suits, and causes of action against Microsoft [that they] ever had, could have had, now has or hereafter can, shall or may have.

      So everyone who's involved can *never* sue Microsoft again for anything related to Anti-Trust?


      No, it simply settles all claims there were, or could have been alleged. As stated in the article, the settlement provides that it bars any claim:

      relating in any way to ... any conduct, act or omission that was or could have been alleged in this case as the basis for any antitrust or unfair competition claims."


      A person who accepts the class action settlement can still sue for claims that could not have been alleged in this suit -- e.g., claims that arose after the suit because of Microsoft's alleged subsequent wrongful conduct.

      The settlement agreement is standard. It is the way such claims are always settled.

      You can't expect Microsoft, or any defendant, to give something of value to somebody in a settlement, and then allow that person to turn around and sue them for more.

  11. I love lawyer speak by jimson · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lawyer speak is so great. Where else, besides an Eminem rant, would you hear such a string of words as: (empasis added by poster)

    ever had, could have had, now has or hereafter can, shall or may have

    That sounds like an Eminem lyric to me.......bitch.

  12. If only it'd been the other way around.... by 56ker · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everyone who bought a Microsoft product gets $5-$12 in cash and the lawyers get a $48 million voucher to spend on Microsoft products. *grins*

  13. Re:The legal profession, the ultimate make wrk pro by tealover · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you don't like the payout, don't accept. Then pursue your own case by putting hundreds of thousands of your own dollars where your mouth is.

    Most people won't, of course.

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  14. How much did people expect? by sharv · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Did people expect Microsoft to buy them a new car? How about a new house? It's a measly computer program, when all is said and done.

    They're paying out $202 million. Admittedly, Microsoft still has plenty left over, but I'm dead certain they didn't want to pay even THAT much.

    As for the attorney's fees, again, why should these people work for free? Can you imagine the expense involved in something as simple as photocopying the documents required in this case? It's enormously expensive to run a lawsuit of this magnitude; the lawyers deserve to get paid.

    I'm not saying a few of the key partners aren't going to get well off this case, but this is hardly the miscarriage of justice, screw-the-public outcome that seems to be the prevailing opinion here.

    Oh wait, I forgot - this is Slashdot, where EVERYTHING Microsoft does is never good enough.

    1. Re:How much did people expect? by Guppy06 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "It's a measly computer program, when all is said and done."

      No, it's a $300.00+ program, and that's not counting (the price of) the time and effort wasted using Microsoft products instead of better products that were forced out of the market by Microsoft's illegal business practices.

      I'll stop complaining when the payout per-plaintiff is an appreciable fraction of the retail price of the software.

    2. Re:How much did people expect? by gl4ss · · Score: 2, Interesting

      i guess they were expecting that microsoft would be forced to stop their anti-competitive tactics so that other products have a fair chance on the market, isn't that the _WHOLE_ point of such a lawsuit(a point which is totally lost by settling)?

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    3. Re:How much did people expect? by swordgeek · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hmm.

      The problem is the scale of the lawyer's cut. $48 million? One has to ask how many lawyers there were actually working on the case (i.e. real, hard work), what their expenses were, and what the (real) time put in was.

      I'm willing to bet the end result is in excess of $300 net per man-hour of work. Consider that that's roughly FIVE TO TEN TIMES what most other highly skilled professions draw as a salary.

      Do they deserve to be compensated? Of course! Just not to this extreme.

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    4. Re:How much did people expect? by sharv · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ...that's not counting (the price of) the time and effort wasted using Microsoft products instead of better products that were forced out of the market by Microsoft's illegal business practices.

      Sorry, I've got to quibble here. What product has been specifically cited as being forced out of business? Netscape? Sure, MS screwed them royally, but they did plenty to shoot themselves in the foot as well. If there were more clear-cut direct cases of people being run out of business by MS, the case would have been a lot, lot bigger.

      I'll stop complaining when the payout per-plaintiff is an appreciable fraction of the retail price of the software.

      First off, how many people pay full retail price for their Windows OS? I'd bet pretty close to 100% of all Windows consumer installations arrive pre-installed on their Dell or Gateway computers. Secondly, WinXP Home is what, about a hundred bucks? These people will get back 10 to 20 percent of that.

      I'm not a fan of Microsoft, but I have to call "bullshit" when I see people expecting the settlement to result in free or nearly-free Microsoft products for everyone who wants one. Why? The product (mostly) worked, did what was claimed.

      As for the lawyer fees, how much of the Big Tobacco settlement was swallowed by law firms? That's just the US system. Write your congressmen if you don't like it. Bitching on /. is simply not going to help.

      And finally, I bet anyone who got a voucher good for $10 or $20 off the software of their choice - complements of Microsoft - would run off to their local software shop to cash it in, no questions asked. Don't claim you wouldn't.

    5. Re:How much did people expect? by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It's a measly computer program, when all is said and done.

      It's valuable. A single Microsoft OS can cost you up to 199 to 299 IIRC. Yes, it's a measly computer program not worth the money you fork over to MS for it, but that's not what matters. The market value matters. Cash should be returned at the retail price of the OS in question, back when it was still available.

      the lawyers deserve to get paid.

      Yes, they do need to get paid reasonably. 600 dollars per hour is a bit too much isn't it? Have you realized that in the US culture of "Sue thy neighbor", the only people making a real profit are the lawyers and stupid people with luck who can manage to push through ridiculous claims?

    6. Re:How much did people expect? by Hatta · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Can you show more than $12 in lost productivity because of microsofts trust practices? I know I can. Settlements like this are supposed to discourage monopolistic behaviour by making it unprofitable. 200 million is a drop in a very large pool, this won't affect M$ at all.

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  15. Re:The legal profession, the ultimate make wrk pro by LO0G · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Every class action lawsuit I've ever seen has a similar restriction placed on it.

    When you join the class, you relinquish your rights to sue independantly. It's a classic trade-off. By joining the class, you get an immediate pay-off, however you lose the right to sue on your own.

    If you avoid joining the class, you can sue on your own, but you stand a chance of losing a great deal of money if you don't win.

    Nobody's forcing you to join the class though so...

  16. interesting whatever by tongue · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The settlement terms have several interesting clauses; for instance, by accepting, you would be agreeing to "settle and release all claims, demands, actions, suits, and causes of action against Microsoft and/or its directors, officers, employees, attorneys, insurers or [snip...]

    how is that interesting? that's what a settlement IS--they give you something and you release them from any further liability. This whole reading-comic-books-between-the-lines editorializing is really getting old.

  17. I am still waiting for my check from the RIAA by Crashmarik · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I signed up for payout from the settlement for cd price fixing. I still haven't seen a dime. I doubt I ever will. In case it hasn't become very obvious, class actions are little more than gigantic bribes to law firms.

  18. Is this some sort of late April Fools' Day joke? by JessLeah · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The story mentions "Windows 3.2". There was no Windows 3.2...

  19. Not that interesting by leviramsey · · Score: 3, Informative

    By taking the settlement money, you've settled your claim with Microsoft. If you don't think this is a fair settlement, then don't take it and pursue your own case.

  20. release clause isn't "interesting" by kaltkalt · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There's nothing "interesting" about a release clause. When you settle a lawsuit, that's what happens (or else why the hell would they settle in the first place?) Note: nobody was forced to join the class action.

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  21. Re:Is this some sort of late April Fools' Day joke by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The story mentions "Windows 3.2". There was no Windows 3.2...

    Are you sure? I guess it was Chinese only, but technically Windows 3.2.

  22. I'm from Florida... by bigdoof · · Score: 4, Informative
    I got a letter in the mail, and it includes a form that lists every single elegible piece of Microsoft software that you have ever registered. Even stuff all the way back from Windows 3.1 counts! In all, they "owe" me over $1200.

    And let's face it folks, even though the settlement is given in the form of vouchers, we're geeks. Like it or not, we're going to buy computer equipment and/or software anyways within the next few years. The vouchers seem to be good towards almost anything of this nature, so it's really not as bad as you think it is. In principle, it's not as good as cash. But economically, it's exactly the same thing. And if not, there's always eBay.

    1. Re:I'm from Florida... by bigdoof · · Score: 3, Informative
      Just as a follow up, I reread the proposed settlement. It says:

      "...a Class Member will be eligible to receive a voucher or vouchers in the amounts indicated below, which can later be redeemed for cash if the Class Member purchases, after April 15, 2003, Qualifying Hardware (including personal computers, Apple Macintosh computers, laptop computers and Tablet PCs), or Qualifying Software (including most generally available software made by any caompany for Qualifying Hardware)."

      People with voucher totals below $950 can purchase things like printers, scanners, monitors, and pointing devices. People with totals over $1200 can only purchase these things if they also get "Qualifying Hardware."

      Also, remember that the vouchers are $5-12 EACH. It really adds up.

  23. $5-12??? by tilleyrw · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think that MS is openly admitting that their products only cost $5-12 dollars.

    I would allocate that as:

    • $0.01 / blank CDR
    • $0.09 / per employee on team
    • $0.90 / free donuts and coffee
    • $4.00 / Bill Gate$
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  24. Judgements/settlements should be a percentage... by kcbrown · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Notice how often a judgement is either outrageously high or outrageously low?

    Seems to me that the real problem is that the judgements are always in terms of dollar amounts. $200 million is a big chunk of cash to almost everyone -- except Microsoft. To Microsoft, $200 million is nothing, half a percent of the amount of money they have in the bank.

    Similarly, the little guys often get judgements against them that are tiny in comparison to $200 million, but which easily bankrupt them because they aren't Microsoft -- they're just normal people with normal incomes (if that).

    None of this would be a problem if judgements (and settlements) were forced to be expressed in terms of the percentage of the worth of the target. An individual who is forced to pay, say, 20% of their total worth in a judgement or settlement would be hurt pretty badly by it, but they'd almost certainly survive. And the same is true of a huge entity like Microsoft. But the dollar values would be much different. $20K (for instance) against the individual, and something like $20 billion against Microsoft. But those amounts would yield roughly the same effect, and it's the effect that's important in any judgement or settlement.

    The bottom line is that, in my opinion, the people who judge these settlements or who create these judgements simply don't think properly about the problem. They're focused on the amounts and not the effects.

    That's to be expected in a money-driven society, I suppose...

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  25. illegal claim acceptance terms by NynexNinja · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To accept that you are to hold them harmless for any future antitrust issues is outright illegal.

  26. I think lawyers should be paid in vouchers, too :) by melted · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wouldn't that be AWESOME?

  27. Re:The legal profession, the ultimate make wrk pro by Dr_Cornholio · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IANAL, but surely if a class action wins, that sets a handy precedent for those people wishing to sue on their own. If you can hand a lawyer a precedent, he'll take your case immediately cos he knows he's got a greater than average chance to win

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  28. We need a limit on legal fees by msobkow · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I realize that the actual costs involved in suing a company like Microsoft can be astronomical, but for the legal firms in such a case to charge full rate for the entire effort is obscene. Their profit on such cases should be capped at something reasonable, like 5-20% of their actual costs (filing fees, supporting research, etc. and not the lawyer's time. Their time is what the percentage is to cover, not double-dipping as both an hourly employee and as a profit-sharing partner of the firm.)

    Realistically if such limits were imposed across the board, 90% of the frivolous lawsuits in court would go away. It's the leeching lawyers who often advise their clients to continue, knowing full well that they're going to take the majority of the settlement as "legal costs".

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    1. Re:We need a limit on legal fees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd have to say, this discussion is rather pointless. For the only ones who have the power to change the rules... are the "leeching lawyers" that run the game to begin with. It's a very simple explination as to why Law gets more and more complicated as a society ages, in an ironically pre-school way. If they can't win with the current rules, well HELL! They can change 'em so they win the next time, and the next time, and the next... Even if he was joking, or being satirical, which I actually doubt, Shakespeare was right. The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers

    2. Re:We need a limit on legal fees by King_TJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, not necessarily. You're mingling two very different things as though they were one and the same.

      I have no argument that law firms are businesses, like any other business. But typical businesses provide a product and/or a service for a certain price, paid for by the purchaser - and that's all there is to it. They "sink or swim" purely based on the perceived usefulness and desireability of the product or service offered.

      Lawyers not only do this (by billing clients their hourly fees), but stand to be handed huge sums of additional money when cases are settled, simply based on some sort of raw percentage of a total fine accessed by the court. This is why the talk of "limits on legal fees" has some validity. There's no sensible argument to make for restricting the dollar amount a lawyer is allowed to bill for his/her work, when he/she is working for a particular client.

      The problem is, class-action suits are a strange beast. All of the settlement members get involved without paying any legal fees whatsoever. Then, it's practically a field day for lawyers - who could basically end up with 90% of any settlement won, making the settlement members mere pawns in the lawyers' plan to make some big cash for themselves.

      The idea of class action suits was to give people collective power to deal with situations where they were wronged. Currently, it seems lawyers have turned it around into a situation where they spend some money to round up as many interested people as possible, so they can use those names as leverage to get themselves a big pay raise (and then throw those folks some token leftovers).

    3. Re:We need a limit on legal fees by kramer2718 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, what needs to happen is for higher judgements to be doled out by juries.

      What? Yes. That's right. There should be higher penalties for negligent and malicious companies who flagrantly defraud consumers and endanger employees. $200 million is nothing to Microsoft especially in vouchers. Some serious punitive damages should be doled out in such cases.

      [rant]
      I'm not so familiar with this case. $200*10^6 might be appropriate, but in cases where children are burned because of faulty gasoline canisters or Vinyl workers develope fatal cancers because of poor safety conditions, the punitive damages should dwarf the actual damages. No it is not okay that corporations continue to behave completely irresponsibly because it benefits their bottom line. Lets make responsibilty the first priority for them.

    4. Re:We need a limit on legal fees by guacamolefoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers

      This is without question the most misquoted Shakespeare line ever.

      You included the obvious link to the Seth Finkelstein interpretation (http://www.spectacle.org/797/finkel.html), so here is my counter-point on it:
      http://firms.findlaw.com/UWLAlawreview/memo21 .htm

      Essentially, Dick the Butcher and Jack Cade are nit-wit idiot thugs (who later do some murdering) in Henry VI. The line occurs in some banter about all the wonderful things Dick would do if he were king. Clearly, he is an idiot, and unfit for rule. The line "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers." comes along in a string of things he would do, if he were king:
      -more beer for all
      -free beer (as in free beer, not freedom)
      -dead lawyers
      -everyone will dress alike (the poor and the rich shall be equally well-clothed)
      -there shall be no money

      Shakespeare did take a gratuitous shot at lawyers, but there was more to it that this. He was making fun of the loud-mouthed rabble and their notion of what utopia would look like. Clearly, Dick and Jack are simpletons, and their view of the world defies reality.

      Imagine, if you will, that Seth Finkelstein is right: suppose that the crowds did guffaw at the idea of "killing all the lawyers" when the passage was recited. Who do you think, really, was the butt of the joke? The lawyers or the people who, in a string of idiotic bread and circuses fantasies, also think that killing all the lawyers will solve their problems?

      Of course, there is a third alternative, that being that a a joke is just a joke.

      As for me, I think it is a complete fallacy that killing all the lawyers would solve any of society's ills. I likewise think it is amusing that people think that by doing so, that their lives will be improved. Maybe it's funny as a throw away like in a play, but if you take it out of that context and live by it, then you're in the same crowd that thinks that avoiding doctors will keep you from getting sick.

      People get into enough trouble on their own without lawyers, and if they hooked up with a good attorney whose sevices they knew how to use effectively, most people would be much better off than someone who avoids the lawyer's office like a plague house.

      GF.

    5. Re:We need a limit on legal fees by arkanes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I shouldn't have to have an attorney to keep me out of trouble. You shouldn't need 6 years of schooling to understand law. There shouldn't be a need for a profession based on the manipulation of law at all. In a perfect world, people would be well educated enough that we could live together and our court system could work without hinging on minutae.

    6. Re:We need a limit on legal fees by hastings14 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      In a perfect world, you wouldn't need a programmer or a doctor or an accountant or anything. You could do it all yourself! Since you are not a genius, though, and this is not a perfect world, you have two alternatives - specialization or living in a primitive society in which everyone has a few general skills.

      Saying we don't need lawyers if we just make law simple is like saying we don't need project managers or accountants or wall street financiers. But what if you want to move capital around in a complex fashion or build something complex, or regulate something complex that you are building so it works out in society's best interest? Modern society IS complex, so the laws have to be complex. But it is better to live in a complex society that can build things like Space Shuttles and the Internet and the freeway system and our electrical and telecommunications grids and our jail system... saying we don't need complex laws is like saying we don't need complexity. Personally, I would prefer to live in a well regulated modern society than in a pre-industrial (likely, stone age) society of hunter-gatherer. I'm betting more people agree with me than with you. There are a lot more people trying to get into the "1st world" than out. I'll save my camping for the weekends.

      I have also noticed that countries with less complex laws and a less powerful legal system tend to have a lot more violence. In Russia during the early '90s, when the rule of law was much weaker, if you had a problem with a rival corporation instead of suing them you could hire a bunch of thugs to go shoot up that company and everyone in it. Given the choice between living in a country with lawsuits in a complex carefully orchestrated process that takes a long time to learn or everyone grabbing a gun and last one standing wins - I'll take the one with the lawyers.

    7. Re:We need a limit on legal fees by guacamolefoo · · Score: 4, Funny

      I shouldn't have to have an attorney to keep me out of trouble. You shouldn't need 6 years of schooling to understand law. There shouldn't be a need for a profession based on the manipulation of law at all. In a perfect world, people would be well educated enough that we could live together and our court system could work without hinging on minutae.

      Are you playing Mad Libs?

      I shouldn't have to have a doctor to keep me healthy. You shouldn't need 6 years of schooling to understand engineering. There shouldn't be a need for a profession based on the manipulation of data at all. In a perfect world, people would be well educated enough that we could live together and our computer networks could work without hinging on minutae.

      GF.

    8. Re:We need a limit on legal fees by arkanes · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Law isn't inherently complex the way the human body or physics is. We've made it complex by allowing it to grow in that fashion. Part of the reason is the growing size of our society, but part and parcel of that is the growing obscurity of the legal profession. The fact that it's evolved it's own highly specific language is a good example of that.

      Basically, the legal system should be simple enough for your average well educated layman to understand without the need for a dedicated expert. It'd be cool if the human body and the laws of physics were that simple too, but thats not something that we have any control over. The legal system we actually do. In theory.

  29. The Math Doesn't Support Blaming The Lawyers by NBarnes · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It does bear mentioning that while the lawyers involved are getting a rather tidy sum of cash, it does only amount to 20% of the total. If the lawyers were all saints and accepted no money for their slaying of the MS dragon, the payouts would have gone from, and I agree that it's a silly small amount, $5 to $12 to... $6 to $14.40.

    If the payout seems rediculously small compared to how much MS's actions cost consumers, then it's less the fault of the lawyers skimming the payouts and more the fault of the anti-trust system that allows MS to profit billions from it's illegal monopolies and only pay millions when caught.

    On the broader topic of 'frivolous' lawsuits, I do deeply recommend to people that are interested in a fair society that they educate themselves about where that particular piece of memetic propaganda is coming from. It's not from anybody that has your interests as a citizen or consumer at heart.

  30. New payment method by rossz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In my opinion, lawyers for class action lawsuits should be paid, "in like manner and no more than 10x the individual payout."

    So that means the lawyers should get $120 worth of Microsoft coupons. That seems fair to me. Hell, I'd even be willing to increase it to 100x the individual payout, but the "in like manner" needs to stay. I've been screwed before with the coupon payouts (BoA many years ago), and won't have anything to do with class action lawsuits because of that.

    Under the current system, the lawyer's only incentive is to enrich themselves, without regard to the clients.

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    1. Re:New payment method by rossz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You only criticize my suggestion, but you don't offer an alternate solution. Yes, lawyers that work long hours deserve to be paid for it, but getting paid 48 million dollars and screwing the clients in the process just doesn't sit right.

      To put it simply, put up or shut up. Don't criticize unless you can offer a viable alternative.

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  31. Hmm - that sounds great! by RevMike · · Score: 4, Interesting
    the legal firms in such a case to charge full rate for the entire effort is obscene. Their profit on such cases should be capped at something reasonable, like 5-20% of their actual costs (filing fees, supporting research, etc. and not the lawyer's time. Their time is what the percentage is to cover, not double-dipping as both an hourly employee and as a profit-sharing partner of the firm.)

    I have a great business deal for you.

    You give me $10,000 and 1000 hours of work over the next 2 years. If the deal doesn't work out you get nothing. But if it does work out, I'll give you between $10,500 and $12,000 back.

    Doesn't that sound great? It doesn't? Then why would you expect a lawyer to go for it? Your system means that no attorneys will take the risk, and so MS pays no penalty and the citizens of Florida don't even get their $12.

    1. Re:Hmm - that sounds great! by RevMike · · Score: 3, Informative
      Even at $150,000.00 per year for every single person at a 20-person firm handling the case, and presuming they work on nothing else at the same time is still only $3,000,000.00. Add in say $1,000,000.00 (ridiculous) filing fees and direct court costs.

      20 lawyer firm at $150,000 per year, plus benefits probably runs more like $4,000,000. Count in another 20 paralegals and clerks at $40,000 a year each, plus benefits comes to approximately $1,000,000. Office space, supplies, furniture, telephones, computers, yada-yada for 40 people and the reams and reams of documents, about $1,000,000. Advertising costs, which are required in a class action suit, $1,000,000. Taking your $1,000,000 for direct court costs, we are already at $8,000,000 and we haven't even hired an expert witness yet.

      No other industry expects to reap a 1100% profit on a two year effort.

      It is not unusual for a case of this size to cost $10,000,000. Furthermore most of these cases fail.

      Therefore the economics are:

      1) Bring four cases at a cost of $10,000,000 each.

      2) Lose three.

      3) Win one to the tune of $48,000,000.

      4) Profit $8,000,000 on a $40,000,000 outlay.

      A %20 profit doesn't seem nearly as unresonable.

  32. When has it been cheap to sue MS? by cenonce · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First off, it is not like the people who are a part of this class can never sue MS again. They just can't sue it as part of this particular Class. As I read it, if Microsoft injures a class member in the future, he or she can sue individually or part of another different class.

    Second, the settlement is misquoted and actually says "Class Counsel will seek attorneys' fees in an amount not to exceed $48 million". Not to exceed $48 mil != $48 mil. But think about it: Putting a class action suit together involving potentially millions of class members, notifying all potential parties (by placing expensive newspaper ads, sending mailing and perhaps advertising on TV), meeting with class members, explaining their rights, dealing with tons of discovery material (from class members and MS), going to court, negotiating with MS, handling stonewalling from MS, taking the malpractice liability risk of a case of this magnitude against a company like MS... yeah, I bet the fees are going to be justifiably high!

    Third, yeah, 12 bucks worth of vouchers sounds sucky... but how many of these class members used Windows for four years and now expect a full refund? Cut me a break! Talk about unjust enrichment!?! Really, what kind of individual recovery do you expect for software that is worth half the cost of what MS charges for it? Enough vouchers to buy a new G5!?!

    Of the million or so class members in this suit, how many are "true" Opens Source users who the minute they bought a machine, completely deleted Windows and installed *nix. They deserve a full refund, but they are better recoving it on their own instead of a Class Action suit.

  33. Re:Judgements/settlements should be a percentage.. by odin53 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This wasn't a judgment, this was a settlement. You can't lump them together.

    A settlement is an agreement between the plaintiff and the defendant to a dollar amount that makes everyone "happy" enough to drop litigating the case. Here, Microsoft is essentially saying, fine, it's worth $202 million to us to be able to drop this case and the risk that we'd be adjudged against. The plaintiffs are essentially saying, $202 million takes care of enough of our "suffering" to make us drop this case AND the risk that we'd be adjudged against.

    One way to look at it is an expected value analysis. Say MSFT puts a 50%-75% probability on losing the case, and that if they did lose, they would suffer a judgment of $300 million. The class puts a 25%-50% chance on winning the case, but a judgment of $400 million if they did win. MSFT's expected value of their loss is between $150 million and $225 million (probability * judgment amount). The class's expected value of their win is $100 million and $200 million. Thus, MSFT is looking to settle at anything less than $225 million. A settlement offer of, say, $250 million wouldn't be worth it to MSFT because they think that at MOST the class has a 75% chance of winning $300 million, and so at that number MSFT would rather take the chance and litigate fully. On the other hand, the class won't settle for less than $100 million. An offer of, say, $80 million wouldn't be worth it to the class because they believe that they have at LEAST a 25% chance of winning $400 million.

    Thus, in this example, MSFT and the class will want to settle somewhere between $100 and $225 million.

    You can also see in this example that there's no consideration whatsoever of what the effect of the judgment will be on MSFT. The plaintiffs are only looking to see how much they can be compensated. A judgment might involve consideration of the public in the form of punitive damages, but a settlement is nothing but an agreement between the plaintiffs and the defendants.

  34. Grisham's book explains class action mania by macwhiz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    John Grisham's most recent book, The King of Torts, explains a lot about the mania for class-action lawsuits lately. While it's fiction, Grisham is an attorney, so he knows what he's talking about. He doesn't paint a pretty picture.

    Class-action lawsuits are easy money for lawyers. Find a big enough "class" and you can soak the defendant for lots of money. The fees can be huge, especially if there's the typical "we get one third" sort of fee structure.

    Because the lawyers are looking at huge bucks because of the sheer volume of plaintiffs, they don't necessarily care how big the individual settlements are. If you get $12, and they get $4... if the class has a million people in it, that's $4 million made without going to trial.

    Anyway, it's a good book, but a scary one. I'll certainly never look at a class-action notice the same way again.

    (I've been out of work for a while now, thanks to Global Crossing's bankruptcy. Slashdot won't accept links to Amazon Associate URLs in comments, but if you'd like to help me out and contribute to my book-money fund without raising your cost, you could buy the Grisham book through this URL: <http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0385508042 /macwhiztechnolog>)

  35. The release text quoted in the article... by apc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    is completely boilerplate. Not a Microsoft trick. Pretty much the same text I see every day when dealing with insurance companies, for instance. (IAAL)

    Incidentally, for those of you griping about the legal fees, keep in mind the lawyers get nothing if they don't win the case, have to pay support staff all through the suit (including multiple associates who themselves are making in excess of a hundred grand a year), not knowing whether they'll win or not, and have to justify every bit of their time to the Court down to each tenth of an hour (I left the computer industry, pissed about billing my time in 15 minute increments. Now I do it in six minute increments). $48 million, incidentally, while a large sum of money, is comparatively small in the world of class actions. There's one in the Third Circuit right now where the legal fees will likely reach $3 billion, spread among about 20 law firms.

    I'm not a class action lawyer, and I don't make anywhere near a hundred grand a year. But I've seen these guys, and for the work they do and the risks they take, their fees, while high, are not outrageous. (Most contingency fees are in the neighborhood of 33-40% in the rest of the legal profession)

  36. Re:Risk and Reward by Otter · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Yes, obviously law firms aren't going to pursue a case to receive a stack of coupons. I meant that facetiously and I assume the other guy did, too.

    I don't object to lawyers getting a good settlement for their clients and then getting a big chunk for themselves. I do object to their settling for Monopoly money for their clients while getting paid as though the clients received cash.

    In your world, there would have been no attorney to take the case, so nobody would have received $12 vouchers, and MS would not have been punished at all.

    The purpose of class-action suits is to compensate the plaintiffs for their loss, not to punish the defendant by funneling his money into the lawyers' pockets. You're right -- in my world, there would be no $12 vouchers.

  37. This is just Florida right? by GauteL · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So what is so special about Florida? Am I right in guessing that just about any state and country can enter into the same kind of lawsuit?

    So if $200M seems like a small amount of cash to Microsoft, then how about 50-100*$200M. It is starting to sound like a lot of money even to Microsoft.