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Windows 95 in 4.47MB

Silvorgold writes "BOFH of MSBetas.net has been able to compress Windows 95 into 4.47 megabytes, making it the world's first sub-5mb bootable, registry editable, command-promptable, usable version of Windows 95. He has written a small description about what he did, and also included screenshots (with his digital camera), and don't worry, these aren't fake screenshots."

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  1. I know what this is: by cliffy2000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    PicoBSD made EVIL!

  2. Die, server, DIE! by mu_wtfo · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Anyway, I hope you enjoyed the screenshots :) Oh, and don't hot-link to them, my host will kill me. Thanks!"

    Yes. Yes, he will.

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    1. Re:Die, server, DIE! by The+Tyro · · Score: 4, Funny

      If he's truly the BOFH, he'll find a way to pin the bandwidth spike on his PHB's pr0n downloading.

      Go man go.

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    2. Re:Die, server, DIE! by Vindicator9000 · · Score: 4, Funny

      As Sideshow Bob would say, "That's German for The, server, the."

  3. Doesn't seem very solid... by KFK+-+Wildcat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Already /.ed and not yet 5 comments? Oh wait, it's Windows95.

  4. w00t! by GregoryD · · Score: 4, Funny

    Great! Now I can crash my PDA with 8mb of storage space! Thanks!

  5. Re:Why? by cujo_1111 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Because we can... why else?

    I think this is pretty cool. Next challenge for them, WinXP under 1 gig :)

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  6. BSOD by MesiahTaz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does it have a full-featured blue screen of death?

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    1. Re:BSOD by TrancePhreak · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, but you have to read it in encoded form. You get used to it after a while.

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  7. Wow, that was fast. by mskfisher · · Score: 5, Informative
    Destroyed already...

    Here's a mirror:
    http://www.mskf.org/mirrors/slimline/slimline.htm
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    1. Re:Wow, that was fast. by CrowScape · · Score: 5, Funny

      Haha! Got it down below five megs WITHOUT ditching Solitare. The boy sure does have his priorities straight ^_^

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    2. Re:Wow, that was fast. by Froobly · · Score: 4, Informative

      From the message board:

      #61 - BOFH - Aug 7, 2003 10:35

      I actually said earlier on that I was using Soliatire from a floppy, as I was merely testing that 32-bit exe files were still supported under the stripped-down OS.


      So no, they did ditch Solitaire. Sorry to rain on your parade =(

  8. Famous last words on their message board by loomis · · Score: 4, Funny

    #126 - Slashdotter - Aug 8, 2003 02:58
    Slashdotting, coming your way....

    #127 - /. - Aug 8, 2003 03:04
    Here comes the flood of Slashdotters....Prepare for server meltdown

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  9. article text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    ou can discuss this at our official community, over at NeoNerds.net.

    Update: Chat with me in real-time at irc://irc.xbetas.com/Micro95

    A FULL set of configuration files; Win.ini, system.ini, Registry, is available in our IRC channel. If you're thinking of building your own version of Micro95, be sure to head over there to find out more information about the project.

    Okay, over the past couple of days you will have heard plenty of news about the latest Windows 95 in 10mb, created by Richard L. James from over at Wimborne.org. And then, there was redruM69, who managed to get 95 down to 5.35mb.

    However, what you are about to hear is a world first.

    Tonight, I created the world's first sub-5mb bootable, registry editable, command- promptable, usable version of Windows 95. And what's more, you can build the system yourself, if you know how.

    But if I simply made this claim, you might laugh, you might mock. You might even go "hahaha you lamer". So I'm not just going to make this claim. I'm going to prove it. Here's the screenshots (taken with the camera):

    Lemme guess. They're fakes, right? No they're not, but you don't believe me anyway, so here's the directory listing.

    Windows 95 4.47mb Directory Listing

    Well, I'm afraid that's all I can give you. I'm currently working on loading this into RAM, and also an installer for those of you with a legit copy of Windows 95. Aaaand I think that's all I can do :)

    The system uses UPX compression on the main EXEs and DLLs, btw, in case you were wondering how I got it down past redruM69's 5.35mb. I also removed some extra files, and restored functionality which the other micro 95 builds don't have. I'll try UPXing the entire system and windows folders later, see if I can get it down past 4 or 3mb ;)

    My 16mb Office project will continue, as well as myself and Richard's collaboration on the micro 95 with TCP/IP Stack project, for those of you who wish to use this as a small browsing OS, etc. I'll also see if I can restore sound support to this, as I'm aware quite a few of you are interested in using this project as a basis for car MP3 players.

    I'd also like to make it quite clear that none of this would have been possible without the help of Richard L James and his Shrinking Windows project. Also worthy of a big mention is redruM69, who sucessfully brought Windows 95 down to 5.35mb.

    You can discuss this at our official community, over at NeoNerds.net.

    Update: Chat with me in real-time at irc://irc.xbetas.com/Micro95

    A FULL set of configuration files; Win.ini, system.ini, Registry, is available in our IRC channel. If you're thinking of building your own version of Micro95, be sure to head over there to find out more information about the project.

    Anyway, I hope you enjoyed the screenshots :) Oh, and don't hot-link to them, my host will kill me. Thanks!

    BOFH

  10. Re:wow. by Tailhook · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's 3:00 on the East coast. I wonder if the site is based on that Windows 95 thingy he's made...

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  11. Slashdotted by bazik · · Score: 5, Funny

    Heh, the Contiki server was up for a longer time ;)

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  12. 4.5 megs, that's nothing... by GrodinTierce · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm still waiting for Windows 95 on a floppy.

    Tierce

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    1. Re:4.5 megs, that's nothing... by Stonent1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Back in the win 3.1 days, there was a guy that made a Win3.1 floppy. He made an installer so you could make one of your own without getting a warez copy. Back then the joke was "Double your hard drive space! Deltree windows!" I'd like to see a micro sized NT install or a live CD-ROM distro of windows.

    2. Re:4.5 megs, that's nothing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Look up WinPE, or Windows Preinstall Environment. Boots from CD-ROM. Contrary to the name, it's a full NT kernel (WinXP), shell, with GUI and networking. Basically WinXP without explorer and all the other shiny things.

  13. what's next, DOS 5.0 on a single floppy? by wardk · · Score: 4, Funny

    In other breaking news, the crew at DOSBeta.org have created a fully bootable DOS 5 system on a single 3.5 inch floppy.

  14. 5 megs.. that actually means a lot of things.. by peculiarmethod · · Score: 4, Interesting

    soo.. . why exactly DID they leave all the cabs, secondary software, unused images, back pad programs never intended for public use on a public cd commercial release (150 av megs for those who never tried)? Bigger is better.. lots of extra stuff for control, included room to grow. That means lots will be pruned, so anyone who is suprised by this, go to asm 04 after taking a few machine level programming classes. What I'm really interested in is seeing how small we can get a bootable linux with an independantly and fully function hack *W*ine type program so i can load all my needs onto the newer 128 meg hardrive keychains.. along with my *ORIGINAL* mp3's, artwork, photos, scripts / resumes, etc.. so i might have a bootable navicable computing environment that might be used anywhere near a modern computer.. regardless of resources.. think about it.

    p

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    1. Re:5 megs.. that actually means a lot of things.. by gfody · · Score: 5, Interesting

      most of the extra bloat in windows is the enourmass device driver database (that makes the automagical plug and play thing work). this guy actually deleted plenty of system files though, I guess by trial and error.. delete a file, see if solitair runs, delete a file, etc. problem is the win32 api consists of way more than just user32.dll. I'd bet trying to run anything other than solitair results in an "unable to locate advapixxxx.dll"

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    2. Re:5 megs.. that actually means a lot of things.. by zerocool^ · · Score: 5, Funny

      most of the extra bloat in windows is the enourmass device driver database (that makes the automagical plug and play thing work).

      A lot of it was also the weezer buddy holly video in .avi format.

      ~Will

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  15. usable win95? by imipak · · Score: 4, Funny

    This HAS to be a hoax. Windows95 ain't usable by any reasonable definition of the word.

    1. Re:usable win95? by peculiarmethod · · Score: 4, Funny

      You never tried, obviously.. i wrote four albums, did 4 years worth of work (semi-high dollar work) AND found 2 long term girlfriends via windows 95. Yes.. real live women. (see *breathing*)

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  16. Curiously showing the size of apps & OSs by questamor · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This leads to obvious comparisons of the size of Win95 compared to WinXP, and the changes in just 8 years.

    What I find telling as well is that the Mac OSX calculator.app is SIX times the size of the total RAM in the first Mac, and over twice the size of a complete OS install.

    1. Re:Curiously showing the size of apps & OSs by green+pizza · · Score: 5, Informative

      What I find telling as well is that the Mac OSX calculator.app is SIX times the size of the total RAM in the first Mac, and over twice the size of a complete OS install.

      That's the "cruft" of a new software framework... it's a fact of computer life. The original Mac had 128 KB of RAM and a single internal 400 KB 3.5" floppy drive. A few people had an external floppy or hard drive for further storage. These days Apple doesn't even sell a machine with less than 128 MB of RAM and 30 GB of HDD space.

      The original Mac OS and bundled software was written between 1981 - 1983 in assembly as well as heavily optimized compiled higher level languages. Every byte counted. The team's goal was to outgun the Lisa with 1/8 as much ram and no hard drive. (And way less than what the Xerox Star had). They pulled it off, though. With a single floppy a person could have the full OS and a couple apps. By the time postscript support and networking was added in early 1985, two floppy drives were required for enough space for OS, drivers, apps, and storage.

  17. Interesting if not important. by Funksaw · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Actually, this is interesting, if not particularly important.

    It shows just exactly how much JUNK that a Windows install puts on your system. Crap you don't need... in most cases, crap you don't know about, can't get rid of, or don't want. I'm pissed because my Windows partition is 6 gigs and WinXP takes up nearly 2 gigs of that, while still running slower than my 7 year old computer did back in 1996. Windows is actually a pretty fast operating system, once you take away all the junk. This just shows how much junk there is.

    Although, if someone had come out with this 6 years ago, I'd be clamoring for the code - I would have loved this instead of having to clear out the advertizing junk and IE and Outlook Express manually...

    1. Re:Interesting if not important. by superyooser · · Score: 4, Informative
      Here's a trick you may not know about, so you don't have to uninstall some things manually. WinXP will let you uninstall more components than it reveals by default in the Add/Remove Windows Components section of the Control Panel.

      Open the file C:\WINDOWS\inf\sysoc.inf in Notepad. Each line is a Windows component (not Program) that could appear in the Add/Remove list in the Control Panel. Delete the word "hide" for each component you want to show up. Now go back to Add/Remove Windows Components, and look at all the stuff Windows will uninstall for you.

      Of course, if you're really serious about purging as much junk as you can, most of the deleting will still have to be done manually.

  18. how soon and EULA by kleine18 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    how soon till someone gets around to doing the same to XP. also, is this not a violation of the EULA?

    1. Re:how soon and EULA by evilviper · · Score: 4, Insightful
      is this not a violation of the EULA?

      Ummm, you mean deleting selected files from your windows installation is now considered an EULA violation?

      What's next, a clause that says you can't ever remove Windows?
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    2. Re:how soon and EULA by yanestra · · Score: 5, Funny
      What's next, a clause that says you can't ever remove Windows?

      Remove, err, Windows? How? By removing the computer?
      Everybody knows that without Windows, no computer is able to work.

  19. Uses by john_smith_45678 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Complete list of uses for this:










    [end list]

  20. Re:Point being? by evilviper · · Score: 4, Funny
    Smallest Win32 compatible system in existance... I'd say that's a good goal.

    I can go down to the Fry's and get myself a nice 200 gig drive for a couple of hundred and change nowadays.....

    Yes you could do that. You could also jump up and down like a monkey, but that, like your comment, is completely and totally unrelated to the project.

    Do you really think he shrunk Windows 95 because he didn't have a big enough hard drive? Come on now.

    Maybe it's just that these "Hard drives are cheap" posts are getting to be the replacement for the "In Soviet Russia" posts.
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  21. Re:Why? by PurpleFloyd · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Two reasons I can see:
    1. Because it's there. While Linux is fairly easy to get a useful Linux distro under 2 MB, you can do things like strip the kernel to the bare essentials. Needless to say, you can't do that under Windows; there's a lot more challenge in getting Win 95 under 5 MB.
    2. Also, making Win95 fit in small spaces may be of interest to people who want to run legacy Windows apps on embedded devices. I could see this put on an old Pentium with an all-in-one motherboard and a 16 MB solid state drive, with room for a small program or two. The only issue would be swap space. This might be useful in places looking for a small, simple pseudo-embedded PC that needs to run Windows apps. Linux might be better for 95% of these kinds of tasks, but if Windows is necessary to run legacy apps, then it would be best to run, well, Windows.
    While it might not be eminently practical, neither is, say, running Linux or NetBSD on some obscure piece of hardware. Nifty hacks like this aren't always done for practical reasons; they're just as often done for fun.
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  22. Re:Why? by Doppler00 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I don't think any company would trust Windows 95 as an embeded solution. WindowsCE already covers that area and works much more efficiently. This is more of a just a fun trick to do with Windows 95 than anything.

    Also, considering how many files they removed from the system, I would be suprised if anything could run with all those missing DLL files.

  23. just think by headbulb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How Small the people with the source code could make it.

  24. Cheated with UPX by bazik · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From the page:

    The system uses UPX compression on the main EXEs and DLLs, btw, in case you were wondering how I got it down past redruM69's 5.35mb. I also removed some extra files, and restored functionality which the other micro 95 builds don't have. I'll try UPXing the entire system and windows folders later, see if I can get it down past 4 or 3mb ;)

    UPX compresses most executables to 30% of their normal size. But it also makes the system slower (well its Win95 so thats not a big issue ;) ) as the executables/libraries get uncompressed to memory when they get loaded by the Windows PE loader.

    I'd like to see how small you can get the smallest floppy Linux using UPX, `strip` and some size squeezing GCC and linker flags :)

    If you check the UPX examples you'll see that you can even get Emacs to less than 1 MB 8)

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  25. he thinks that OC12 is enough for /. ;) by radek · · Score: 5, Funny

    From their forum:
    <BLOCKQUOTE>
    #7 - BOFH - Aug 7, 2003 00:52<BR>
    Eek... I think we're on an OC12, though, so we should be okay... :: prays :: I hope that b/w limit doesn't kick in
    </BLOCKQUOTE>

  26. Ah Memories by acxr+is+wasted · · Score: 5, Informative

    Reminds me of that tiny copy of Windows 3.1 that came on the Windows 95 disc. Used only during installation, a certain cab file contained all the necessary files to run 3.1 apps. All one needed to do was decompress the file, copy the Program Manager or any other shell program to the same directory, and add it into the win.ini (or was it the system.ini?) file. The entire thing was so small, it fit comfortably onto a 1.44 meg floppy.

    I think the file was user.cab, although I'm not sure. Guess I gotta dig up that old 95 install disc.

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  27. 128K Mac... by green+pizza · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The first Mac, the original "Macintosh", had 128 KB of RAM and a single internal 400 KB 3.5" floppy drive. Several months later, a 512 KB version was available. The "512K Mac" was sometimes called a "Fat Mac".

    I don't recall how large the first few versions of the OS were, but I do recall that the OS (including the desktop "Finder", several utilities, control panels, and a printer driver or two), MacWrite, and MacPaint could fit on one 400 KB disk with room to spare. Such a disk shipped with the original Macs.

  28. Re:Why? by BrynM · · Score: 4, Interesting
    He did mention legacy apps though. Suppose you have a client, who is an attorney, and he has 15 years of data locked in an Abacus (shudder) database from a version they don't support anymore. Remember that these are legal documents (some would consider these originals) and legal data. This makes them worth money.

    Of course the attorney ran DOS and Windows 95 for years without problems (Or so he assumes. Better shops at least used Netware). He doesn't really see much difference in running it now and will pay through the nose to do so because his last network admin said that he couldn't import the data to his new software since he never upgraded his initial install of Abacus. The attorney doesn't have to fork out money for WinCE since he's still got a shelf full of old Win95 media (and the licenses to go with them). A clever freelance tech could make a killing.

    He did forget to mention that embedded devices would make for some portability. Imagine that same attorney having his typing secretaries pass around the device to enter the data into new software. It would make it way more appealing to a small firm to only have to buy one (and the support for one ;) )

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  29. Re:Hooray! by mirko · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You could run it easily on a DOS emulator on an old machine, for example, when I only had a 210MB HD on my RiscPC, I was glad to compress win95 to around 8-10MB in order to run a JDK, so that my DOS disc image would remain below 70MB...

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  30. But 5.35 MB version used no executable packer? by The+Revolutionary · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From this page, it appears that the previous 'record holder', 5.35 MB, did not use an executable packer or other compression.

    "Apparently only 5.35Mb in size (at the moment.... I'm told this might go down!) - without using UPX / any compression"

    So, is what this fellow has done a superior acheivement, or did he mostly just run an executable packer on a few binaries?

    Certainly if the idea here is to just shrink the physical disk space usage we can do better than either of these entries by compressing all files and hacking the Windows I/O subsystem calls to handle our compression.

    I think all of this raises an interesting question. (ok, so it's not interesting at all, but I've had similar issues come up in a lot of other unofficial sort of 'competitions' like this, and we all just kind of use interest at that point ;). Just what is the purpose of this, and at what point do your modifications, whether extreme, or just running binaries through an executable packer, defeat the purpose of doing this in the first place?

    Is the idea to have the smallest possible OS capable of doing x or y?

    Is the idea to have the smallest possible OS that looks like Windows 95?

    Is the idea to have the smallest possible 'distribution' of Windows 95 attainable by just removing unecessary features?

    Do we want smallest in terms of RAM usage, or smallest in terms of disk space? What do we then if we run it on a RAM disk? Which space counts?

    Surely depending up just what is the goal here, we can do a lot better than 4.47 MB.

    I guess I don't 'get it', what they're doing =)

    That's Windows users for you!

    There is a micro Linux distribution floating around somewhere that provides an X server in under 2 MB of physical disk space (but 4 or 8 MB of RAM), but I can't recall the name of it just now.

  31. Re:Why? by Tyreth · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cheaper than an SCO/Linux solution :)

  32. Small Distributions - Has anyone tried MenuetOS ?? by MadX · · Score: 4, Interesting
    This little Distribution is actually quite amazing. It runs off a single 1.44 MB disk (Which happens in INCLUDE the source code). I know that they are improving the functionality.

    Menuet Homepage

  33. Heh, that's cool, but... by inode_buddha · · Score: 4, Funny

    several times I've been able to make Windows fit into 0 MB.

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  34. Re:Do tell by gfody · · Score: 4, Informative

    you'll find gigs of crap in the *cache folders. disable automatic system recovery and file auditing (I forget what the actual services are called) and clear out those directories. look at a file listing of your hd from biggest to smallest and you'll notice plenty of redundant .cab and .dll files that are just plain FAT. search the net for a slimmed down registry, or use a recursive reg cleaner on your own reg (recommended if its not a fresh install) and viola a relatively small XP install

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  35. A Friend of Mine Did This by dupper · · Score: 5, Interesting

    He used a better method, though: He deleted everything but win.exe, then tried to run it. When it failed, he monitored what file it was trying to process, and added that from a full installation. Repeat until it boots, and you can do this for any OS.

  36. making windows 95 useable by tychoS · · Score: 5, Funny

    making it the world's first sub-5mb bootable, registry editable, command-promptable, usable version of Windows 95


    Making Windozz 95 useable - now that is an accomplishment!
  37. system stripping was SOP for high level embedded by Mungkie · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It's all about cost really. Smaller software requires cheaper hardware to run. If you are producing highlevel embedded software applications (e.g. for epos or media devices), you require a reasonable graphical user interface to optimize HCI. Many older operating systems were used before OS developers realized high level embedded OS were a large market. Then came embedded linux distributions followed by embedded windows. Now there is little need to strip down an older OS when you can have all the new features in roughly the same size as a stripped older OS.

    Incidently Mungkie used win95 at one point for a number of epos projects. Using win95 we managed to create an uncompressed OS image of ~3.9Mb which meant we could normally fit our entire system and application on a 32Mbit ROM (we can half that size with compression but more system RAM is then required). Now using linux we can get the system in the same ROM but we get far far better features, security and a more stable system. We have now switched to linux only development on all work (unless a customer insists on a MS platform).

    Now just to reiterate the exact reasons for reducing system size!!!. SMALLER SYSTEMS ARE CHEAPER AND SIMPLER TO DEVELOP, PRODUCE, AND MAINTAIN.

    The savings made in development time mean we have more time to eat bananas.

    The savings made on hardware costs make our systems (that we sell!) more competetive and increase our profit margins.

    The savings made in maintenance mean our products are reliable and our customers want to buy from us again, and saves us time and money in supporting customers and paying for call centers.


    Win95 was OK in its time but things have changed.

  38. Re:Why? by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't think any company would trust Windows 95 as an embeded solution. WindowsCE already covers that area and works much more efficiently. This is more of a just a fun trick to do with Windows 95 than anything.

    if you think any company trusts WinCE for embedded control then you are nuts.

    EVERYTHING is either a Realtime OS like RTDOS or another.

    when you have lives at stake with heavy machinery or a embedded PC running a process control you dont use crap like Windows CE.

    that is purely for the toys we call PDA's where it doesnt matter if it crashes or messes up in any way.

    the world of embedded is ALOT larger than all of you think. Rocket control, autopilot, control your drinking water purification, sewage treatment, twinkie manufacturing...

    PDA's and consumer items are a tiny corner of enbedded systems.

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  39. Re:Why? (app. codebase in MS-DOS 7.0) by finallyHasANickname · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Why? To get mileage out of custom code. Partly for the reason of learning stuff, I wrote a whole bunch of little programs that accessed long filenames in MS-DOS 7.0. I used combinations of assembly language and its register-controlling counterpart techniques in C/C++ to call MS-DOS 7.0 long filename services. (INT 21/AH=0x71)

    (BTW, geeks used to call Windows 95 "MS-DOS 7.0 with illegally tied UI". Furthermore, geeks used to brag about their Norton Commander customizations, which is probably why The Borg decided...) Anyway, to make a short story long, this very topic is what got my fists to clench vis-a-vis Microsoft. I got mad while I was debugging my programs. If you're programming something in C and then have to fsck around in assembly language to use long file names with a modicum of portability, it's not a good-mood environment to begin with half the time. Then along comes this weird runtime error message something like, "For this (kernel call) to work, you must be using the full graphical Windows 95."

    Hello? What on gawd$ green earth doe$ a graphical u$er interface have to do with file $y$tem kernel call$? It'$ a fuggen enigma, no? ;-)

    If my memory serves me right, there were about 3 different ways to access the long filename services in MS-DOS 7.0, and for each detail in each way, you had to use either undocumented features or tiptoe around a gauntlet in code. Everything worked if you decided to stick with Microsoft's crammed-down-throat GUI, but if not ___. The D.O.J. slapped a wrist about it, but whatever.

    Anyway, if I felt sorry for having wasted your time on this, I would announce that regret here. As it turns out, the whole MS-DOS 7.0 compatability stuff of my programs was/should_have_been inside of sections that were #ifdef'ed out of the compiler's view for target environments not in Windows 95 anyway.

  40. D'OH! by Bruha · · Score: 4, Funny

    Looks like he tried to use Win95 to run the site maybe?

    Error: No site configured at this address. /.'d

  41. Re:Used that method for lots of stuff... by mrb000gus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Used this method (usually combined with stacker and 2m format) lots when I was at university, we didn't have access to hard disk storage so we'd squash things onto disk to use; I got the following working off single disks :
    Win3.11
    Win3.11 booting into netscape
    Win3.11 booting into Mirc/Pirch
    X-wing (without cutscenes/movies)
    Lemmings 2
    Borland C (dos ver)
    Turbo pascal 7 (dos ver)

    A few others, including shareware doom off a single disk so that we could play it across the (novell) network without having to log in and be traced :) Although for doom a friend of mine wrote a program that hacked the .wad file and ripped out all the sound files 'cos those didn't compress with stacker.

  42. Bloated by Michael_Burton · · Score: 4, Funny

    4.47 megabytes? Some guy told me I'd never need more than 640K!

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    When all you have is an axe, everything looks like a grindstone.
  43. They are coming by weston · · Score: 4, Funny

    They have taken the bridge and the firewall.
    We have barred the ports, but cannot hold them for long.
    The server shakes. Drums, drums in the deep.
    We cannot get out. A shadow moves in the dark.
    We cannot get out...
    They are coming...