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YoDave writes "Have a slick new iMac and a boring old desk? This BBC report may be music to your eyes. John Treby from the University of Hertfordshire has designed the iDesk. It has space age styling with space for all your Apple goodies and not much else. Rain Design of San Francisco is shipping a similar stand called the iGo. PC users can prepare to drool with envy, again."

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  1. hmm by freedommatters · · Score: 5, Funny

    what about those of us with an old imac and a slick new desk?

    1. Re:hmm by The+Dobber · · Score: 4, Funny

      Queer Eye For The iMAc?

    2. Re:hmm by dipipanone · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just build yourself a slick new PC

      Yeah, right. One that looks just like this.

      Mom's basement dwellers the world over will be green with envy!

    3. Re:hmm by dipipanone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Its called the gayDesk, and it has a similiar gay and fruity design as the iMacs

      You're missing the point entirely (though this isn't at all surprising.)

      Guys who use Macs on desks like the one in the picture, get to go out with girls like the one on the picture.

      Guys who use an overclocked Athlon in an aluminum Lian Li or Coolermaster, stuck on top of an old door on bricks get to stay at home Saturday night and surf pr0n.

    4. Re:hmm by Gherald · · Score: 2, Funny

      You sure aren't doing much to disuade my opinion that women are too high maintenance.

      I mean, if a guy truly has to use a dysfunctional computer setup like the one picuterd in order to get laid, then I don't blame him for relying on pr0n.

  2. But... by Averron · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where do I put all my coke cans...?

  3. dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    blahblahblah computer workstation..too high, too expensive,too "chic".

    just give me a new chair damnit! I'm turnin hunchback!

    1. Re:dumb by invalid_user · · Score: 2, Insightful

      too expensive,too "chic".

      In other words, perfect for your average Mac user.

  4. useless by Gherald · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just look at all the air around that desk. Complete waste of space!

    Instead, get something like this.

    That's all the desk you should ever need.

    1. Re:useless by shepd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >Instead, get something like this.

      Or, better yet, this!

      Oh how do I love those desks, perfect for everything, and indestructible.

      That last word would explain why nobody makes them anymore. Better for the economy to make sawdust ikea crap that needs to be junked every few years.

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  5. Huh? by md81544 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The desk is design to concieveable be placed within the Apple brand.

    Let's hope his design skills are better than his grammar...

    On a desk like that, where would I put the pizza and the stuffed Tux??

  6. No offence... by Chicane-UK · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't think PC users drool with envy over Apple Mac computers.. i'd like an iMac, and if I really wanted one that badly i'd sell my PC and buy one. But at the end of the day, an iMac can't do everything my PC so i'm going to stick with it for now.

    Anyway... for me, computer ownership shouldn't be about having to re-mortgage my house just so I can be a trend-whore ;) :)

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    1. Re:No offence... by Vexalith · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I do to an extent. I am a PC Linux user and have been for a while, but I must admit to getting a bit fed up with grey boxes. Sure there's all those PC case modification bits around but all the neon in the world won't make your machine look as good as an iMac. I really like the latest design, especially the screen. I thought the previous iMac was alright but never considered it to be as groundbreaking as a lot of people made out. I think some of the G4 cubes are pretty hot too.

      But these days when I look at a Mac, I'm seeing a stylish machine, with decent oomph (maybe not as much oomph as a 3GHz P4) - and the killer - a mature, stable UNIX-style operating system with a great graphical user interface.

      That said, darned thing doesn't fit my budget. Until they come down in price a bit more I just can't justify the added expense. If they'd just release the MacOSX port for x86 I'd put it on my machine, but it seems this ain't going to happen, and we have the usual culprit, Microsoft, to blame IMO. If Apple released their x86 port, MS would discontinue Office for MacOSX in a flash, creating serious problems for their potential market. Until Apple create a decent office suite themselves (OpenOffice.org with a Cocoa interface, anyone?), they'll be pretty stuck.

  7. Re:iWTF ? by Gherald · · Score: 5, Funny

    > iWhat's iUp iWith iAll iTeh iApple iGayness ?

    iDunno

  8. Looks great by Tim+C · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm all for eye-candy, but the desk looks to be unsuitable for my needs (ymmv, of course). At work, I generally have a couple of books close to hand, printouts of specs, a project plan or two, etc. The paperless office is a nice idea, but I don't see it happening any time soon...

    At home, my desk is a complete mess. CDs everywhere, a book or two, assorted junk that I really ought to put away but never quite get round to doing... There, a desk like this might actually make sense, as it would (hopefully!) force me to be a little tidier. For work, though, it's simply not practical.

    Looks utterly gorgeous, though.

    1. Re:Looks great by ampathee · · Score: 5, Interesting

      good point - there needs to be more room for *stuff*, while still encouraging tidiness..
      I reckon it could do with:
      * document-holder-clip-thing beside the monitor
      * cd-storage-stack-thing
      * a shelf for books + misc items
      * another one of those mousepad platforms, it looks about right for an open book
      my $0.02 anyway

    2. Re:Looks great by Spyffe · · Score: 3, Informative
      Apple products (and I admit this isn't one) tend to look nice but not be as generally versatile and adaptable to peoples' needs.

      What!? I dispute that statement. Consider the PowerBook for instance. (I know the PB because I just bought one.)

      • To transfer files to/from any other box: plug an ethernet cable into the (built-in) e-net plug (it doesn't have to be a crossover cable). Open System Preferences from the Apple menu; click Sharing; then check FTP access.
      • To use an external monitor: plug it in.
      • To make a disc image from a CD, open Disk Copy and select "New -> Image from Device" from the File menu.
      Simplicity. Point 1 in favor of the Mac.
      • To use virtually any Free app, install Fink, Fink Commander and X11. Click on the name of the app in Fink Commander, then the Install button, and it's installed, with all dependencies.
      • To add storage devices, plug them in to the USB or FireWire (IEEE-1394) port. They're automatically detected.
      Versatility. Point 2 in favor of the Mac.

      Style over substance, n'est[-ce] pas?

      No. Style with substance.

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  9. No coffee cup holders? Well... by Koushiro · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...there's always the one in the front of the iMac, isnt there?

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  10. Re:I wonder... by paxcirca · · Score: 2, Funny

    >>Is it any good when surfing for pr0n???

    I'm guessing not ... do you see a place for a tissue dispenser?

  11. Old news by gh0ul · · Score: 2, Funny

    Macslash (see article) had this on the 14th.. come'on slashdot.. get up to speed :P

  12. Re:It just looks better. by Bio-Hazzard · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Mac doesn't have the money to do major product placement and why dont we see massive product placement from M$? IMHO movie producers are gonna think something along the lines of "Our main character cant be seen to be 'mainstream' or 'usual' so lets give them something just a little unusual"

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  13. iRealityDistortionStations ??? by vnv · · Score: 5, Insightful
    It's always interesting to see how Apple people create designs that contain severe ergonomic flaws, but because they are for Mac, they are hyped to be some sort of revolution.

    For either of the linked iRealityDistortionStations, there is no place to put CD's, papers, a drawing pad, or any other tools. Much less a drink. Or for the Mac crowd, their reality distortion equipment.

    If you want a good workstation desk, check out the following companies. They make excellent systems for a variety of uses, including video and music production.

    Biomorph Interactive Desks

    Anthro Workstations

    Many of the big companies (such as Steelcase, Herman Miller, etc.) that make office furniture also make high quality workstation systems. With all the leftover dotcom equipment lingering about, you can often find tremendous discounts if you dig around at used office furniture and dotcom liquidation companies.

    1. Re:iRealityDistortionStations ??? by squaretorus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The whole point of these things is less to make your workplace more efficient, more to make any guy/gal you invite over to your place want to have repeated sexual intercourse with you.

      Its about aesthetics and attention to detail. See a mac on this desk and you automatically assume the owner has a nice clean shower cube with none of that orange goo on the tiles, a well services toilet, plenty of paper, and bed sheets that get changed more than once a month.

      You also assume the owner makes full use of the shower cube on a daily basis - probably twice!

      Oh - and you assume they have a bucket of cash because it looks expensive. They don't call these things 'fucking expensive' for nothing!

  14. sure they look good by lexcyber · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But what will looks of your desk help when your back and neck is strained? I think that was by far the most non-ergonomical desks I have ever seen. I think I would throw them it out imediatly if my employer asked me to use one of thoose.

    It is so many errors with the workspace that I don't even what to go into it.

    Only one thing good was probably the iGo's built in lamp for night-work. But that is probably just about it.

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    1. Re:sure they look good by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 3, Informative
      It is so many errors with the workspace that I don't even what to go into it.

      Please, go into it. Because I can't see WTF you are talking about.

      Crucial ergonomics issues with computer workstations: height, position and adjustment of chair; height and position of keyboard/mouse area; appropriate swivel and tilt controls for those surfaces; having the top-edge of the display adjustable to neutral eye-level resting naturally straight ahead.

      This desk, while definitely short on 'extra' space, seems to fit the bill on all of these (I mean, it's designed around a stem; thats a cool idea). So I'm curious as to what you mean.

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  15. Desks made for computers hur my legs by tage · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why is it that almost all desks made specifically for computers have their legs exactly where I would like to put mine? I hate furniture that comes in my way when I try to use it. Why not just let the table have its legs far apart, with room for my legs in between?

    The pictures on the iGo page are hilarious. Can you see the way the woman has to sit in order to use the computer? More than 5 minutes at a time in that position and my back breaks. The designers obviously never tries to actually use the furniture they make.

  16. Where do I put my stuff? by evilempireinc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Where the hell do I put stuff like reference meterials, notepad, or even, god forbid, a cup of coffee? At least the boring desk works

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  17. Non practacal by __aafkqj3628 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It may look good, but its functionality as an office workstation is impaired. Unless, of course, you have managed to eliminate all need for paper and take all coffee/meals away from the machine (which is highly inefficent).

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  19. Re:It just looks better. by AllenChristopher · · Score: 3, Informative

    Problem 1 with that idea is that if Apple put down money for the placement the Apple logo wouldn't be taped over. It almost always is. Problem 2 with that idea is that the place one can most easily find Macs used for style is in commercials for other companies' products, products like shirts and real estate brokerage.

  20. My desk contents by OzPeter · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Lets see .. whats on my desk right now (from right to left, over about 6 linear feet)?

    80C51 Programmer that I finished building yesterday

    My scanner

    5 photos I have been scanning

    5 rolls of film for my camera

    Circular polarising filter for my camera.

    A copy of Mastering Linux (hardback edition circa 1988) that I use to prop up the screen from my notebook when it is on my desk.

    USB cable for my digital camera.

    A CD of the last film that I got processed.

    A box cutter

    My desktops monitor

    A pile of 20 receipts that I need to sort through

    My cheap as Epson printer

    Remains of photos that I am NOT going to scan

    Several PC cords for my film camera

    Last back up DVD from my desktop

    Pile of my business cards

    Photo loupe for looking at negatives

    More film for my camera

    Some floppies

    Pile of paperwork I have to sort through

    Small lightbox for viewing negatives

    A photo album

    Various negatives that I have been sorting through

    Various pens etc


    So remind me again. Why am I drooling over the apple-like desk that would have 90% of my stuff sitting in the floor???? Not to mention that I rest my arms on my desk whenever I am not typing.

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  21. I agree. by SubjunctiveSam · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You know, that fancy sleek iDesk looks awkward to me. I'm nearsighted so I really have to strain to see text on the screen if my face is more than 18 to 20 inches away. From the pictures, it would seem one's head would sit a good two and a half feet from the screen at least. I have contact lenses, but I can't look at computer screens for very long with them in before they start hurting. For some reason I don't blink as often looking at computer screens. Rewetting drops work for a while, but it's just easier to sit closer. I agree with you completely big, rectangular and flat is the way to go. Much more comfortable.

  22. Looks beautiful but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    I recently ended a long and agonizing affair with "computer furniture." Over the years I've spent fairly large sums of money swapping out one arrangement for another with the belief that each new purchase was necessary -- to "finally" get comfortable, be more productive, make more efficient use of space, etc.

    What did I do? I started by refinishing an old pine dining room table. Instead of a "ledge," I have a "real" desk with plenty of space on which to read and write, pile books, and rest my elbows. My two 21" monitors are off to the side (an L-shaped arrangement) on a second table I built with a retractable keyboard tray. Underneath that table, the computers are kept in a sealed but vented cabinet. The rack equipment (including hissing modems, routers, etc.) I moved into a closet (also sealed and vented).

    Workstations may be fine for working if one defines working as doing nothing but staring at your monitor with your hands typing away at the keyboard. Past that, however, I find the entire concept as flawed and unworkable.

    Mind you, I do think the desks shown look nice, but I'd never trade horizontal space with the gimmicky extras and pseudo ergonomics that are part of all modern computer furniture design. Put another way, if I hand nothing else, I'd use a 6' utility table instead. Or hell, maybe even a door on supports -- at least you can decorate it with a plant or two.

  23. No, it all makes sense, just look at the pictures. by User+956 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It all makes sense when you look at the pictures of the desk "in action".

    Notice the woman in the picture is lounging around, in hip poses, looking stylish and "chic", but not actually getting any work done.

    They certainly have their target market nailed pretty well.

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  24. Hrm by The-Bus · · Score: 5, Funny

    I got a table. Probably not very hip (nor expensive) but at least I don't look like some candy-ass who decided to steal something off of the set of Minority Report.

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  25. Drool? by 13Echo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh yes, I'm drooling with envy. I've always wanted a desk that was straight out of the Jetsons. The furniture in these pictures look like that modern crap that came out of the '60s, and quickly died, except for the fact that it's not a nasty orange color.

  26. Re:It just looks better. by gellenburg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, but even if the Apple logo is taped over, one still recognizes it *as* an Apple. I thus contend that Apple *doesn't* need to plop any money down because they're already getting free publicity and product placement.

    Anyone remember the Drew Carrey episode where Drew was dancing with his iMac in his office?

    Since Apple's machines are as much about style as they are substance, one doesn't necesarily need to see the Apple logo to know it is one.

  27. IKEA by Beetjebrak · · Score: 4, Funny

    No problem, they just change their name to iKea and become a Certified Apple Solution Provider.

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  28. Re:No, it all makes sense, just look at the pictur by tsa · · Score: 2, Funny

    She certainly can't sit behind the desk since they forgot to create any legspace. But hey, design is more important than functionality of course. Three buttons and a wheel are ugly too.

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  29. Re:No, it all makes sense, just look at the pictur by TonyMillion · · Score: 2, Funny

    [warning, blantant troll] The lady in the pictures can lounge around because she finished all her work hours ago, while her linux counterparts are still trying to get their XConfig working.

    Thats because when you dont have to fight with the OS to get anything done, you are a lot more productive.

  30. keyboard centering by chocolatetrumpet · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Along the lines of poor design... the keyboard tray is physically centered with the display. Unfortunately, the useable center of the keyboard is not the physical center; the numeric keypad offsets everything. The useable middle of a keyboard is between the G and H keys.

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  31. A good/cheap desk. by Jhan · · Score: 2, Informative

    Welcome to the wonderful world of IKEA. I have their Galant desk here at home.

    This desk is immense. The shorter limb is about two meters, the longer 3. Extremely sturdy. You can literally jump up and down on it. It laughs at my 43 Kg 22" monitor. Note how the legs are placed way back or to the sides, more leg space for you. I have four computers on it, two rolling sets of drawers and the trusty old HPLJIII below. That still leaves plenty of desk space for the phone, ADSL modem, various piles of paper and assorted knick-knack.

    Prize: $329. I couldn't buy the planks to build a desk this size for $329 (slight exageration).

    To much or not enough? It's all modular. Buy new segments. The desk in the picture is made from a narrow segment, a wide segment, a narrow-to-wide bend and a semi-circular wide end-cap.They fit together in a wide variety of configurations. By some strange voodoo the pictured desk is exactly the same as mine.

    NB: I'm not in any way affiliated with IKEA, I just like this desk. Best I ever had.

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  32. Mod parent up by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Someone please mod it up. I agree entirely. At work, I have my monitor lifted up pretty high, because I'm convinced that the people that came up with the notion that you monitor should be lower than your eyes have never actually worked at a computer all day. Everything about that desk looks right. As for not having enough room for documents and things, nobody ever said that you can only have one desk. At work, I need a lot more than one dest to suit my needs.