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YoDave writes "Have a slick new iMac and a boring old desk? This BBC report may be music to your eyes. John Treby from the University of Hertfordshire has designed the iDesk. It has space age styling with space for all your Apple goodies and not much else. Rain Design of San Francisco is shipping a similar stand called the iGo. PC users can prepare to drool with envy, again."

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  1. hmm by freedommatters · · Score: 5, Funny

    what about those of us with an old imac and a slick new desk?

    1. Re:hmm by freedommatters · · Score: 1

      :) actually i use a windows pc day-to-day, i just have the imac for testing web sites etc

    2. Re:hmm by The+Dobber · · Score: 4, Funny

      Queer Eye For The iMAc?

    3. Re:hmm by dipipanone · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just build yourself a slick new PC

      Yeah, right. One that looks just like this.

      Mom's basement dwellers the world over will be green with envy!

    4. Re:hmm by Gherald · · Score: 1

      Too much work..

      I was thinking something more along the lines of this

      Its an awesome case, even if you don't go to LANs.

    5. Re:hmm by dipipanone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Its called the gayDesk, and it has a similiar gay and fruity design as the iMacs

      You're missing the point entirely (though this isn't at all surprising.)

      Guys who use Macs on desks like the one in the picture, get to go out with girls like the one on the picture.

      Guys who use an overclocked Athlon in an aluminum Lian Li or Coolermaster, stuck on top of an old door on bricks get to stay at home Saturday night and surf pr0n.

    6. Re:hmm by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      I have a crap pc case, and I don't even have the bricks to put it on yet I still got a girl. Meanwhile my Mac-head buddy just broke up with his girl. Coincendence? Maybe. Or maybe not. bum bum bum.

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    7. Re:hmm by Gherald · · Score: 2, Funny

      You sure aren't doing much to disuade my opinion that women are too high maintenance.

      I mean, if a guy truly has to use a dysfunctional computer setup like the one picuterd in order to get laid, then I don't blame him for relying on pr0n.

    8. Re:hmm by Gherald · · Score: 1

      > Coincendence?

      No, completely irrelevant.

    9. Re:hmm by knghtrider · · Score: 1, Funny

      You sure aren't doing much to disuade my opinion that women are too high maintenance.

      Exactly why I'm divorced. Ex-wife decided that the money in the bank wasn't for things like paying bills and buying food (and making sure I had gas in my car for getting to/from clients). She preferred to spend on frivilous junk from every damn store in town.

      Thank goodness I maintained control over my expense checks, or I wouldn't have had my computers or gas in my car.

      Of course, I let this shit go on for 8 years of marriage, so I was stupid too.

      Plan A no longer includes a woman as a permanent fixture in my house. No more--they can't be trusted and they cost too much money. 8 years later, my credit is repaired and I bought a shiny new boat and it's parked in a slip near VA Beach.

      All without a woman in the house. I have a few I can ring up for a date if I feel like it and they're in the 'buddy' category (nudge, nudge, wink, wink Say No More). That's how Plan A goes men--Women can't be trusted, they'll steal you blind one way or another.

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    10. Re:hmm by roseblood · · Score: 1

      Okay, get some furniture that looks like it came from a cheezy B sci-fi movie and it's babe city? So, slashdotters, with all the <A HREF="http://scifistorm.org/search.pl?topic=1">sci -fi</a> <A HREF="http://slashdot.org/articles/03/08/07/233725 0.shtml?tid=167&tid=99">stuff</a> you've picked you must be swimming in chicks?

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    11. Re:hmm by whorfin · · Score: 1

      "I thought you were nothing but a greasy-haired dork when I squealed in disgust at the bar...But that was until you kidnapped me, brought me here to your apartment, and I saw your iMac sitting on that witty and sophisticated desk. Let's get started! Where is the trapeze?"

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    12. Re:hmm by heli0 · · Score: 1

      "Guys who use an overclocked Athlon in an aluminum Lian Li or Coolermaster, stuck on top of an old door on bricks"

      lol, I have an overclocked barton 2500+ in a Lian-Li PC-75B sitting on two cinder blocks. Is this really a common setup?

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    13. Re:hmm by Golias · · Score: 1

      Jeremiah Johnson: Y'ever get lonesome?
      Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Fer what?
      Jeremiah: Woman?
      Bear Claw: Full time night woman!?
      Bear Claw: I never could find no tracks on a woman's heart. I packed me a squaw for ten year, Pilgrim. Cheyenne, she were, and the meanest bitch that ever balled for beads. I lodge-poled her at Deadwood Creek, and traded her for a Hawken gun. But don't get me wrong; I loves the womens, I surely do. But I swear, a woman's breast is the hardest rock that the Almighty ever made on this earth, and I can find no sign on it.

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      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    14. Re:hmm by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 1
      Guys who use Macs on desks like the one in the picture, get to go out with girls like the one on the picture.

      To help them pick out shoes? ;-)

    15. Re:hmm by ksheff · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, he's correct about women. You can't trust them with money. They will spend it all and twist it into being your fault that the bills can't be paid.

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    16. Re:hmm by Halloween+Jack · · Score: 1

      Sir, you are an irredeemable sexist, and if I hadn't gone through the same damn thing myself, I'd condemn you thoroughly. (I hope to be out of debt in less than eight years post-divorce, but no guarantees. I'd prefer a nice convertable to a boat, though.) As the great sage Henry Rollins put it: "All women are evil; all men are morons."

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  2. But... by Averron · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where do I put all my coke cans...?

    1. Re:But... by norsk_hedensk · · Score: 1

      you mean BAWLS ! ( http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/drinks/2818/ )

    2. Re:But... by Graff · · Score: 1
      Where do I put all my coke cans...?

      In the cupholder that comes out of the front of the computer of course!
  3. dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    blahblahblah computer workstation..too high, too expensive,too "chic".

    just give me a new chair damnit! I'm turnin hunchback!

    1. Re:dumb by invalid_user · · Score: 2, Insightful

      too expensive,too "chic".

      In other words, perfect for your average Mac user.

  4. I wonder... by allanweber · · Score: 1

    Is it any good when surfing for pr0n???

    1. Re:I wonder... by paxcirca · · Score: 2, Funny

      >>Is it any good when surfing for pr0n???

      I'm guessing not ... do you see a place for a tissue dispenser?

    2. Re:I wonder... by tsa · · Score: 1

      That, and the fact that you can only surf in a vertical position, while many people prefer to surf for prOn in a horizontal position.

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  5. It just looks better. by Bio-Hazzard · · Score: 1

    I've always loved apple because they're just soo much more styly than a M$ box. Ever moticed that in most movies if they have to do a computer scene they never have windoze, always Mac or the old console interface (not that the console is bad I have heaps of friends who nly use the linux console), thats cause the mac is more 'cool' (not that /.'rs would even touch cool with a long stick :)

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    1. Re:It just looks better. by Bushcat · · Score: 1
      Ever moticed that in most movies if they have to do a computer scene they never have windoze, always Mac...

      It's called product placement. We had people wear shoes we'd never heard of because the company coughed up $5k.

    2. Re:It just looks better. by Bio-Hazzard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mac doesn't have the money to do major product placement and why dont we see massive product placement from M$? IMHO movie producers are gonna think something along the lines of "Our main character cant be seen to be 'mainstream' or 'usual' so lets give them something just a little unusual"

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      Give a man a fire, he is warm for a day.
      Set a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.

    3. Re:It just looks better. by Bushcat · · Score: 1
      Mac doesn't have the money to do major product placement and why dont we see massive product placement from M$?

      Er, yes they do. A better comparison would be with Sony. Also, check out why you get the Intel chimes on many hardware adverts: secondary product placement, in effect.

    4. Re:It just looks better. by shepd · · Score: 1

      >Mac doesn't have the money to do major product placement

      Yeah, because Reese's Pieces are such a bigger money maker than Mac. ;-)

      >why dont we see massive product placement from M$?

      When you have almost perfect market saturation (oh, let's say at least 85% of all home personal computers, and, say, 95% of home PCs that can run the OS), there's no point.

      It'd be like Bell paying extra to get their name on a phone booth (then again, I can see that happening)...

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    5. Re:It just looks better. by AllenChristopher · · Score: 3, Informative

      Problem 1 with that idea is that if Apple put down money for the placement the Apple logo wouldn't be taped over. It almost always is. Problem 2 with that idea is that the place one can most easily find Macs used for style is in commercials for other companies' products, products like shirts and real estate brokerage.

    6. Re:It just looks better. by SubjunctiveSam · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's just because Macs are actually used in the film industry a lot for video editing, etc. They just happen to have them on hand maybe.

    7. Re:It just looks better. by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      We had people wear shoes we'd never heard of because the company coughed up $5k.

      But you're a Slashdot reader! I bet the shoe salesman could have been Prada or Maholo Blahnik and you still wouldn't have heard of them.

    8. Re:It just looks better. by gellenburg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, but even if the Apple logo is taped over, one still recognizes it *as* an Apple. I thus contend that Apple *doesn't* need to plop any money down because they're already getting free publicity and product placement.

      Anyone remember the Drew Carrey episode where Drew was dancing with his iMac in his office?

      Since Apple's machines are as much about style as they are substance, one doesn't necesarily need to see the Apple logo to know it is one.

    9. Re:It just looks better. by AllenChristopher · · Score: 1

      Exactly. You wouldn't PAY for a taped over logo, but the machines remain recognizable. And while we're talking about free placements that were recognizable, it was inevitable that Reese Witherspoon would have a Tangerine iBook in the first Legally Blonde movie, and that it would be recognized with or without the logo. I don't recall if that one was logo-blanked.

    10. Re:It just looks better. by shepd · · Score: 1

      Good point.

      However, I'm pretty sure the computers in cartoons are usually designed to look like Macs. Perhaps I need to look at Toy Story again. :-)

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    11. Re:It just looks better. by overunderunderdone · · Score: 1

      It's called product placement. We had people wear shoes we'd never heard of because the company coughed up $5k.

      Sure some of the Macs you see in TV and movies are because of paid product placements. But a lot of them are there just because Macs look cool and perhaps just as importantly because Macs are what the creative types like filmmakers, designers and photographers use themselves and will just have hanging around. I have often seen Macs used on TV in such a way that they were not obviously macs, had the logo obscurred or were older models that Apple wouldn't be paying to place (I noticed a bunch of old "anniversary model" macs on a spy show not long ago - seen from behind but still looking cool)

      In print I have many times seen PC ads(!) with a poorly disguised mac as the "PC" with the Apple logo photoshopped out and a windows screenshot photoshopped in. if the particular photo was stock photography you can often confirm your suspicion by finding the uneditted original at picturequest.com. Even microsoft has done this and to their embarassment had it mentioned on /.

  6. useless by Gherald · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just look at all the air around that desk. Complete waste of space!

    Instead, get something like this.

    That's all the desk you should ever need.

    1. Re:useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If nothing else the desk shown in the article is an attempt to give each component of a computer its place. Your simple square topped desk does the same of course, and would be my choice too.

      I find it distressing walking into the local furniture store (Harvey Norman here) and finding a dozen computer desks setup... and only one or two even have a place for a mouse. The demo computer systems on most of the desks either have no mouse attached, or a mouse sitting up next to the monitor as it's the only place it'll fit, what with a keyboard drawer only just fitting a normal keyboard in. Heaven help anyone who needs to use their computer for more than a few minutes at a time, the arm strain has to be incredible reaching up to the monitor just to move the mouse.

      And anyone with a slightly larger than normal "internet keyboard" is SOL; they just don't fit under many of the desks.

      Big, rectangular and flat for me thanks. Enough room for 3 PCs if I need.

    2. Re:useless by shepd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >Instead, get something like this.

      Or, better yet, this!

      Oh how do I love those desks, perfect for everything, and indestructible.

      That last word would explain why nobody makes them anymore. Better for the economy to make sawdust ikea crap that needs to be junked every few years.

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    3. Re:useless by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I wanted a very plain simple desk. I couldn't afford one. For some reason, a sturdy table with 4 legs costs more than the home computer desk with a drawer, a couple of shelves and a pull out keyboard tray (Although this is actually useful since I have two computers, and two keyboards, so I put one on the desk and one on the tray).

      Why are businesses willing to pay so much more? Hell, next time I need a desk, I think I'll buy a sheet of MDF and stick a leg on each corner.

    4. Re:useless by isopossu · · Score: 1

      No no, the metallic table is cold and bad for the wrists, which are already strained when using the mouse.

    5. Re:useless by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      For some reason, a sturdy table with 4 legs costs more than the home computer desk with a drawer

      You need to discover your local branch of Ikea

    6. Re:useless by tsa · · Score: 1

      Why are businesses willing to pay so much more? Hell, next time I need a desk, I think I'll buy a sheet of MDF and stick a leg on each corner.

      I did that. I now have a desk of 2 x 1 m2. By the way, multiplex looks better than MDF.

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    7. Re:useless by ajlitt · · Score: 1

      You know, I used to have one of those as my computer desk. Unfortunately, the welds in the 'T' of the base cracked after a year under the strain of a 19" monitor.

    8. Re:useless by eggcozy · · Score: 1

      I prefer something a bit less posh. http://www.thornhillgalleries.co.uk/Panelling%20Im ages/Panelling/Low%20Res/Mahogany%20Desk.jpg

    9. Re:useless by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      No kidding.

      I have a 21 inch CRT, and a seventeen inch CRT on my desk, with an ATEN VNC switch controlling two pc's on the seventeen inch (for satellite connection and my SQL server for developing) On the other side of my desk I have two mid-towers and one full tower case - in addition to my hub, 6 speakers (two for satellite, two for the warning beeps on the server, and two for the gaming machine (with two more behind me ;) I have two sub woofers on my desk as well as a usb PDA charger, a docking station for my camera, and the modems for the satellite connection.

      I would take one look at that setup and start laughing when they wanted to swap out my 50 year old executive massive wood desk with that plasticky - breakable looking thing.

      No drooling here. Laughter maybe, eye rolling definitely - but drooling? Nuh uh.

      PS - I also still have one of those IBM keyboards that are solid, Reliable, and can be used as a club in hand to hand combat with deadly results.

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    10. Re:useless by wworf · · Score: 1

      Hell, next time I need a desk, I think I'll buy a sheet of MDF and stick a leg on each corner.

      Even better is to pick up a slightly damaged door from your local Home Depot for a few bucks and place over two file cabinets. Cheap, large desk and drawers as well! I did it for 4 years in college, and I was never needing extra desk space (just put the damaged side down).

    11. Re:useless by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
      Just look at all the air around that desk. Complete waste of space!

      See, I said that about your 42"x30" desk you linked to!

      Remember, Mac people like to show off their fancy hardware... they don't need a massive slab of wood to hide the hideousness and noise of their PCs behind. :)

      I kid! (sort of.)

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    12. Re:useless by EvanED · · Score: 1

      You shouldn't be touching the desk when you're using the mouse.

    13. Re:useless by Compuser · · Score: 1

      How about this:
      http://www.rackframe.com/work_stations.htm
      That is my dream desk, but as good as it is
      I won't buy it for the kind of money they want
      for it.
      (Notice that those "drawers" on the sides are
      actually 19" rack chassis).

  7. Huh? by md81544 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The desk is design to concieveable be placed within the Apple brand.

    Let's hope his design skills are better than his grammar...

    On a desk like that, where would I put the pizza and the stuffed Tux??

    1. Re:Huh? by e.17.freak · · Score: 1

      Yeah - not to mention the high costs associated with buying a new workstation everytime you want to change your theme...

  8. No offence... by Chicane-UK · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't think PC users drool with envy over Apple Mac computers.. i'd like an iMac, and if I really wanted one that badly i'd sell my PC and buy one. But at the end of the day, an iMac can't do everything my PC so i'm going to stick with it for now.

    Anyway... for me, computer ownership shouldn't be about having to re-mortgage my house just so I can be a trend-whore ;) :)

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    1. Re:No offence... by Vexalith · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I do to an extent. I am a PC Linux user and have been for a while, but I must admit to getting a bit fed up with grey boxes. Sure there's all those PC case modification bits around but all the neon in the world won't make your machine look as good as an iMac. I really like the latest design, especially the screen. I thought the previous iMac was alright but never considered it to be as groundbreaking as a lot of people made out. I think some of the G4 cubes are pretty hot too.

      But these days when I look at a Mac, I'm seeing a stylish machine, with decent oomph (maybe not as much oomph as a 3GHz P4) - and the killer - a mature, stable UNIX-style operating system with a great graphical user interface.

      That said, darned thing doesn't fit my budget. Until they come down in price a bit more I just can't justify the added expense. If they'd just release the MacOSX port for x86 I'd put it on my machine, but it seems this ain't going to happen, and we have the usual culprit, Microsoft, to blame IMO. If Apple released their x86 port, MS would discontinue Office for MacOSX in a flash, creating serious problems for their potential market. Until Apple create a decent office suite themselves (OpenOffice.org with a Cocoa interface, anyone?), they'll be pretty stuck.

    2. Re:No offence... by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      so you drive an ugly car, live in an ugly house, wear ugly clothes, marry an ugly girl and live an ugly life?

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    3. Re:No offence... by Chicane-UK · · Score: 1

      Each to their own I guess, though I think you will be in a minority. I personally think style goes a long way with anything.. some might argue that a car is just a tool to get you from A->B, but only the most dull people go for the crappiest model with no additional styling, the smallest engine and no optional extras..

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    4. Re:No offence... by Chicane-UK · · Score: 1

      You are semi correct :)

      I don't wear khaki pants, and I never wear computer logo t-shirts.. I usually wear jeans & t-shirts from places like Next (UK store), and I did drive (and am currently looking to re-aquire) a VW Corrado.

      There are no Starbucks around here, so me and my friends occasionally meet at Subway for lunch (gotta get a small fill of Americana I guess) but I do rent movies from Blockbuster.

      I work as a computer technician but I like to think I do a bit more technical stuff that some of the guys I work with, Office Space was an excellent movie, yes the fake computer hax0ring screens bug me, I don't know about being smarter than the average bear.. and I do smoke week from time to time. Going to Amsterdam in November to do just that actually.

      Pretty accurate apart from the fashion & car :)

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    5. Re:No offence... by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      I get the impression that it's you that's the ugly tool.

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    6. Re:No offence... by Vexalith · · Score: 1

      Woah, have we met?

    7. Re:No offence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      You know, I used to think like you. Then I got into business and realized that you must project a certain image to your potential clients.

      There are two critical factors: 1) how your office looks and 2) what kind of an attitude your employees project.

      Beige PC boxes, some of them open and leaknig out a tangeled mess of wires and hard drives on the table, discarded fast food packages on the floor and a tower of Coke cans and bottles in the corner does not send out the "we're professionals - you can trust us" image. It screams: "we're a bunch of losers who can't even keep their own office clean not to mention their code". Employees who wear stained t-shirts, shorts and whose personal hygiene resembles that of a soldier from a WWI trench makes it even worse.

      Slick high tech desks and esthetically pleasing computers with all the wires hidden all project a professional, cool image your potential clients appreciate. Employees should wear comfortable khaki trousers and collar shirts buttoned up. Suit and a tie is an overkill, so relax I'm not talking about a dress code here. But it's worth to remember that an employee who does not care about his or her looks will most likely not care about his work or code either. Messy looks, messy mind.

    8. Re:No offence... by I(rispee_I(reme · · Score: 1

      Employees should wear...
      relax I'm not talking about a dress code here.
      I think your comment is self-contradictory. But relax, I'm not responding to your comment.

  9. Re:iWTF ? by Gherald · · Score: 5, Funny

    > iWhat's iUp iWith iAll iTeh iApple iGayness ?

    iDunno

  10. Looks great by Tim+C · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm all for eye-candy, but the desk looks to be unsuitable for my needs (ymmv, of course). At work, I generally have a couple of books close to hand, printouts of specs, a project plan or two, etc. The paperless office is a nice idea, but I don't see it happening any time soon...

    At home, my desk is a complete mess. CDs everywhere, a book or two, assorted junk that I really ought to put away but never quite get round to doing... There, a desk like this might actually make sense, as it would (hopefully!) force me to be a little tidier. For work, though, it's simply not practical.

    Looks utterly gorgeous, though.

    1. Re:Looks great by ampathee · · Score: 5, Interesting

      good point - there needs to be more room for *stuff*, while still encouraging tidiness..
      I reckon it could do with:
      * document-holder-clip-thing beside the monitor
      * cd-storage-stack-thing
      * a shelf for books + misc items
      * another one of those mousepad platforms, it looks about right for an open book
      my $0.02 anyway

    2. Re:Looks great by Fulkkari · · Score: 1

      This desk probably is designed for public computers (libraries etc.) rather than your office/home.

      Just by looking at the design, you see that it isn't meant to have tons of papers or books on it. It's more like a public terminal for everyone to use. If you would have seen this on a computer exhibition it definetely would have looked very stylish. Your company or organisation would have got much more positive attention because of this desk, I believe.

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    3. Re:Looks great by tommertron · · Score: 1
      (Don't mean to sound flamebaiting, but...)

      Like, many Apple, products, seems nice on the eyes, but... just not functional for my needs.

      Personally, I do more than just computer work at my desk. I need palces to put files, plants, phone, etc. Seriously, how functional is this deskspace?

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    4. Re:Looks great by tommertron · · Score: 1
      If you would have seen this on a computer exhibition it definetely would have looked very stylish

      Yeah, as a promotional device, sure, people at an exhibition will be like the looks of it, I myself would probably think it looked pretty neat. But if it's designed to be a public terminal, why would it have trays for scanners and printers? Okay, on the rare occasion a public terminal might take need of these peripherals, I have to stand by my original point. Apple products (and I admit this isn't one) tend to look nice but not be as generally versatile and adaptable to peoples' needs.

      Style over substance, n'est pas?

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    5. Re:Looks great by archen · · Score: 1

      Actually I think less desk space is the right way to go. It needs like a 1.5 x 1.5 foot tray with a huge trash can underneath. That way as people put stuff onto the tray and the pile gets too high, slides into the trash.

      An automatic work management system!

    6. Re:Looks great by Spyffe · · Score: 3, Informative
      Apple products (and I admit this isn't one) tend to look nice but not be as generally versatile and adaptable to peoples' needs.

      What!? I dispute that statement. Consider the PowerBook for instance. (I know the PB because I just bought one.)

      • To transfer files to/from any other box: plug an ethernet cable into the (built-in) e-net plug (it doesn't have to be a crossover cable). Open System Preferences from the Apple menu; click Sharing; then check FTP access.
      • To use an external monitor: plug it in.
      • To make a disc image from a CD, open Disk Copy and select "New -> Image from Device" from the File menu.
      Simplicity. Point 1 in favor of the Mac.
      • To use virtually any Free app, install Fink, Fink Commander and X11. Click on the name of the app in Fink Commander, then the Install button, and it's installed, with all dependencies.
      • To add storage devices, plug them in to the USB or FireWire (IEEE-1394) port. They're automatically detected.
      Versatility. Point 2 in favor of the Mac.

      Style over substance, n'est[-ce] pas?

      No. Style with substance.

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    7. Re:Looks great by ashkar · · Score: 1

      Nice idea, but you know that it would just end up all over the floor. That's what happens to me when my desk overflows.

    8. Re:Looks great by timeOday · · Score: 1

      What it needs is some DRAWERS. I know workspace isn't personal space, blah, blah, blah... but no human being will be happy living somewhere 9 hours per day without at least a few cubit feet of privacy.

    9. Re:Looks great by trainsnpep · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with this post. Even if it's just meant to be a terminal, odds are you would want some space to write on, or some notes to bring with you. If you've ever had to use a library computer, you probably brought a few papers with you. Space for some junk is essential, as most people can't keep their desk clean. And even if it's a shared machine, you still need room.

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  11. No coffee cup holders? Well... by Koushiro · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...there's always the one in the front of the iMac, isnt there?

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    1. Re:No coffee cup holders? Well... by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

      Yeah no kidding.

      This desk probably fits in best around those who drive new beetles. Too bad there's not a little flower vase holder so they can transport their favorite flower from the dashboard to their desk, too.

      Apparently innovation is being unable to do traditional tasks like writing on a sheet of paper with a pencil.

  12. Old news by gh0ul · · Score: 2, Funny

    Macslash (see article) had this on the 14th.. come'on slashdot.. get up to speed :P

  13. Apple Branches Out... by Cordath · · Score: 1

    First PC's, then consumer electronics, then furniture... What's next? Fast food: iFries and iCola? Deserts: iScream? Bad Movies: iScream 2? Bionics: iBalls? Sex Toys: iLoveBalls?

    Ikea must be sweating like mad right now. Overpriced overhyped overtrendy furniture is their turf...

    1. Re:Apple Branches Out... by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Apple had nothing to do with this. The designer just stuck an "i" in front of the name.

      Sex Toys: iLoveBalls?

      There was a parody commercial about the iBrator floating around the 'Net a few years ago...

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  14. Not very ergonomic design. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Watching monitor on that desk would cause enormous strain on my neck. It's really not nice to look upwards.

    1. Re:Not very ergonomic design. by bluesangria · · Score: 1

      This is the second post I've seen mention this, but this one was actually labeled as insightful. If we go with the assumtion that the desk is designed with one of the new iMacs in mind, then the screen height matters very little as the SCREEN ARM AND SCREEN ARE COMPLETELY ADJUSTABLE. If you have a computer that can see Quicktime, you can see an example here. That being said, I wouldn't buy the silly desk, because my desk configuration often changes with my current use. A plain vanilla desk is actually going to be more flexible when it comes to designing your own space - a very personal matter, as seen by the all posts on this thread. And yes, I am a Mac user. blue

    2. Re:Not very ergonomic design. by endofoctober · · Score: 1

      While it's true that the monitor arm allows for adjustment, at some point in that adjustment, the screen would actually obscure part of the keyboard if it were properly ergonomic - at least that's the way it looks with both featured desks.

      Better would've been to have the "pod" thingy sit lower than the keyboard, and disallowing some of the computer's range of motion to enforce good ergonomics. Frankly I've never been taken with Apple's designs - they make their products look like candy with all its good *and* bad associations, detracting from the quality of their products in some peoples' minds.

      Gods forbid if you should have kids/pets running around with that standing model - they both look really unstable and flimsy. Maybe they should contact the people at Bang & Olufsen instead of Yul Ullu.

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  15. iRealityDistortionStations ??? by vnv · · Score: 5, Insightful
    It's always interesting to see how Apple people create designs that contain severe ergonomic flaws, but because they are for Mac, they are hyped to be some sort of revolution.

    For either of the linked iRealityDistortionStations, there is no place to put CD's, papers, a drawing pad, or any other tools. Much less a drink. Or for the Mac crowd, their reality distortion equipment.

    If you want a good workstation desk, check out the following companies. They make excellent systems for a variety of uses, including video and music production.

    Biomorph Interactive Desks

    Anthro Workstations

    Many of the big companies (such as Steelcase, Herman Miller, etc.) that make office furniture also make high quality workstation systems. With all the leftover dotcom equipment lingering about, you can often find tremendous discounts if you dig around at used office furniture and dotcom liquidation companies.

    1. Re:iRealityDistortionStations ??? by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      I agree with you, this 'desk' is an ergonomic disaster - the iMac, however is still a great piece of functional design (they should ditch those idiotic speakers, though and build an NXT panel into the screen.

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    2. Re:iRealityDistortionStations ??? by squaretorus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The whole point of these things is less to make your workplace more efficient, more to make any guy/gal you invite over to your place want to have repeated sexual intercourse with you.

      Its about aesthetics and attention to detail. See a mac on this desk and you automatically assume the owner has a nice clean shower cube with none of that orange goo on the tiles, a well services toilet, plenty of paper, and bed sheets that get changed more than once a month.

      You also assume the owner makes full use of the shower cube on a daily basis - probably twice!

      Oh - and you assume they have a bucket of cash because it looks expensive. They don't call these things 'fucking expensive' for nothing!

    3. Re:iRealityDistortionStations ??? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      I agree with you. The design only looks good. But there are so many things with its practicality: No space, monitor is too high, etc

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    4. Re:iRealityDistortionStations ??? by jjshoe · · Score: 1

      and if you are going for ergonomics ergotron has what you need for every situation.

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    5. Re:iRealityDistortionStations ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
      Yes, I really like anthro's sales pitch:
      Microsoft VBScript runtime error '800a000d'

      Type mismatch

      /Default.asp, line 85
      and that biomorph place... TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS for a DESK??? You have got to be shitting me. For two grand I could get a nice COMPUTER to put on the $90 plywood special I have now.
    6. Re:iRealityDistortionStations ??? by jea6 · · Score: 1

      Good call on Anthro: They already have an iCart.

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    7. Re:iRealityDistortionStations ??? by vnv · · Score: 1
      Amen on the high prices! For my computers, I have a big brown folding table -- height adjustable -- $40 new. I also bought a used height-adjustable Haworth "workstation" system -- corner unit + two wings -- for $300. The corner unit height adjusts with a hand crank. Allegedly the dotcom company paid over $5000 for these three pieces of furniture. I needed a place for my five top-of-the-line Sony 21" monitors ($150 each). It has truly been amazing the prices you can get these days. A friend of mine grabbed a $6,000 projector for $400. And these are just the deals available via a liquidator or "off the street". There are many stories of rampant theft as the dotcoms were closing up shop.

      For the people who want to pay the big bucks for their desk/workstation, my main point is that there are far better options than the iRDS. And if you could find something from Biomorph, Anthro, Ergotron, Steelcase, etc., at a post-dotcom discount, you'd get a good value that should last forever. This is all assuming you want to use it for work.

      If it is just for image and you don't care about genuine functionality, then the iRDS may have more selling points... I believe one enterprising person has already put together their plans for an "iSeductionStation" :-)

      And... you can thank Microsoft's top notch security press release team for your Anthro experience. Many Microsoft sites I've tried today are either really slow or are buggy/unusable. Maybe if Microsoft invested in an engineering team to back up their press release team, things would work better.

  16. The secret of the universe by Gherald · · Score: 1

    Apple : end-users :: BSD : geeks

    Both groups think they are 1337 for using something unusual. Its their way of "expressing" themselves.

    1. Re:The secret of the universe by Bio-Hazzard · · Score: 1

      M$ : Idiots :: Linux : Techies/hackers

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      Set a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.

    2. Re:The secret of the universe by Gherald · · Score: 1

      Well... no. Most M$ users may not be as technically adept as you, but that doesn't make them idiots.

  17. sure they look good by lexcyber · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But what will looks of your desk help when your back and neck is strained? I think that was by far the most non-ergonomical desks I have ever seen. I think I would throw them it out imediatly if my employer asked me to use one of thoose.

    It is so many errors with the workspace that I don't even what to go into it.

    Only one thing good was probably the iGo's built in lamp for night-work. But that is probably just about it.

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    1. Re:sure they look good by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "But what will looks of your desk help"...."I think I would throw them it out imediatly if my employer asked me to use one of thoose."....."It is so many errors with the workspace that I don't even what to go into it."

      Geeks......please don't drink and post.

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    2. Re:sure they look good by lexcyber · · Score: 1

      Almost right - I have a slight hangover, and english is not my first language. So you see what happens then =)

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    3. Re:sure they look good by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 3, Informative
      It is so many errors with the workspace that I don't even what to go into it.

      Please, go into it. Because I can't see WTF you are talking about.

      Crucial ergonomics issues with computer workstations: height, position and adjustment of chair; height and position of keyboard/mouse area; appropriate swivel and tilt controls for those surfaces; having the top-edge of the display adjustable to neutral eye-level resting naturally straight ahead.

      This desk, while definitely short on 'extra' space, seems to fit the bill on all of these (I mean, it's designed around a stem; thats a cool idea). So I'm curious as to what you mean.

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  18. pffft, how impractical by Zugok · · Score: 1

    What I want is one of those trolleys you see patients eating off while they are stil in bed in hospital. I use my computer inbed and that's the way I like it. I have been known to spend days in bed just using the computer and playing playstation and I wasn't even sick, just slack.

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  19. Looks more like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    iKea

  20. Ugly by ocelotbob · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but these offering suffer from the same flaws as Apple's current design. An over-pretentious presentation, and a form that just leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Give me a good solid oak desk, or something in black laquer any day of the week. You know, something that looks like I'll be able to pass down to my great-grandchildren. These desks are purely the flavor of the week, and will be forgotten by next month.

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  21. Desks made for computers hur my legs by tage · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why is it that almost all desks made specifically for computers have their legs exactly where I would like to put mine? I hate furniture that comes in my way when I try to use it. Why not just let the table have its legs far apart, with room for my legs in between?

    The pictures on the iGo page are hilarious. Can you see the way the woman has to sit in order to use the computer? More than 5 minutes at a time in that position and my back breaks. The designers obviously never tries to actually use the furniture they make.

    1. Re:Desks made for computers hur my legs by dZap · · Score: 1

      How about the NetSurfer instead?

    2. Re:Desks made for computers hur my legs by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
      The pictures on the iGo page are hilarious. Can you see the way the woman has to sit in order to use the computer?

      Well I thought the pictures were very well done, but the shot of the woman is indeed hilarious, because the photographer (while talented exposure-wise) doesn't know a feckin' thing about computer desks unfortunately.

      Look at the chair they put her in, and look at the height of the monitor. This was clearly done so we could see the screen better but no one in their right mind uses a screen that is 16" higher than their nose.

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  22. Where do I put my stuff? by evilempireinc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Where the hell do I put stuff like reference meterials, notepad, or even, god forbid, a cup of coffee? At least the boring desk works

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    1. Re:Where do I put my stuff? by cfuse · · Score: 1
      Where the hell do I put stuff like reference materials, notepad, or even, god forbid, a cup of coffee?

      If you can afford this piece of shit, then most likely you would rest all your other stuff on the back of your nearest slave.

      Just another example of a desk designed for people who don't need one to make a living.

      A desk is supposed to raise the level of crap on it above the level of crap on the ground - so you know where you are supposed to sit/work.

  23. Non practacal by __aafkqj3628 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It may look good, but its functionality as an office workstation is impaired. Unless, of course, you have managed to eliminate all need for paper and take all coffee/meals away from the machine (which is highly inefficent).

  24. Re:iWTF ? by tetro · · Score: 1

    I'd go for a simpler desk, instead of one of these iSores. I just get the feeling that the long legged one would topple over (iDesk). Well, whatever floats your boat.

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  25. "The University of Hertfordshire"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...Formerly the "Baldock Little Chef".

  26. Lawsuit waiting to happen? by Trollificus · · Score: 1

    Uhhh, can we say iLawsuit?
    Seriously, though. Didn't Apple go after some company that was selling iMac-looking cases in a PC sized form factor? Who is to say that if this guy starts selling desks that they won't go after him as well?

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  27. A proprietary desk? by Fishead · · Score: 1

    How appropriate. I wonder if it is upgradeable.

  28. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Informative

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  29. i-desk = i-sore by zakezuke · · Score: 1

    I must admit, I do own an L shaped somewhat ergo desk, a microsoft un-natural keyboard as well as a microsoft optical track ball. I even have heavy duty platform for my keyboard.

    I appricate the i-desk on some level... but there just isn't enough desk for my tastes, and it's freaking tacky as hell.

    L shape design.. this I like. Place to route cables, added bonus. But even if I owned an i-mac I would want a bit more desk to my deskstation. not this rounded corner look from hell.

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  30. My desk contents by OzPeter · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Lets see .. whats on my desk right now (from right to left, over about 6 linear feet)?

    80C51 Programmer that I finished building yesterday

    My scanner

    5 photos I have been scanning

    5 rolls of film for my camera

    Circular polarising filter for my camera.

    A copy of Mastering Linux (hardback edition circa 1988) that I use to prop up the screen from my notebook when it is on my desk.

    USB cable for my digital camera.

    A CD of the last film that I got processed.

    A box cutter

    My desktops monitor

    A pile of 20 receipts that I need to sort through

    My cheap as Epson printer

    Remains of photos that I am NOT going to scan

    Several PC cords for my film camera

    Last back up DVD from my desktop

    Pile of my business cards

    Photo loupe for looking at negatives

    More film for my camera

    Some floppies

    Pile of paperwork I have to sort through

    Small lightbox for viewing negatives

    A photo album

    Various negatives that I have been sorting through

    Various pens etc


    So remind me again. Why am I drooling over the apple-like desk that would have 90% of my stuff sitting in the floor???? Not to mention that I rest my arms on my desk whenever I am not typing.

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    1. Re:My desk contents by OzPeter · · Score: 1

      Before you all jump in .. that should have been 1998 for Mastering Linux.

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    2. Re:My desk contents by egjertse · · Score: 1
      I can relate, buddy! I could never use one of those fancy iDesks - my desk currently contains:
      • Plastic "in/out/misc" document sorter full of God knows what. I assume it's bills.
      • One ancient HP LaserJet 6P (powered off atm. I think it has become sentient)
      • Cup full of pens. None of them work.
      • Messy tangle of post-its and pieces of paper with scribbles on them. I'm not touching that.
      • iPAQ usb cradle. Why? Beats me...
      • ISDN phone. Unplugged, after I rewired the patch panel to get a second ethernet connection to my office.
      • Artsy-fartsy scentet ceramic stones. Well they used to be scented...
      • 4 port USB hub (finally something remotely useful!)
      • Monitor/keyboard/speakers (goes without saying)
      • Box of blank CD-R disks, box of screen wipes, and a water bottle stacked on top of eachother
      • Dr. Dobbs journal from a couple of years back
      • Half empty glass of coke (or half full, depending on your level of mindless optimism)
      • Packet of cigarettes (Lucky Strike) and a lighter.
      • Coffee mug, empty. Well at least there aren't any liquids in it.
      • Ugly-looking "IKEA" wooden CD-shelf.
      • Another plastic tray thingy containing a broken wall clock, filofax, IDE harddrive, copier paper, Unix System Admin handbook and an RS-232 gender changer.
      Well that about covers everything within reach at the moment. I need a bigger desk...
    3. Re:My desk contents by dipipanone · · Score: 1
      OK, mine's about an eight-foot L shape. What do I see?
      • A book: Tom Standage, The Mechanical Turk.
      • Four or five sample CD's.
      • A Beige G3 Mac and Mitsubishi Monitor
      • Magazine: Sound on Sound.
      • Pile of assorted papers.
      • Book: Alan Bennett, Beyond the Fringe.
      • A Uniball pen
      • Hypermood mouse pad
      • Brother HL-1270N laser printer.
      • Canon Ixus3 user manual
      • Assorted back-up CD's.
      • Yellow Pages.
      • Address book.
      • Adaptec 2940UW Scsi card.
      • Box of 15 Memorex CD-RW.
      • Copy of Baldurs Gate II
      • A stack of Bill Laswell music CDs.
      • Four empty glasses. (Remnants of coke and OJ)
      • One empty mug. (Remnants of tea.)
      • Half filled ashtray.
      • One Sony MiniDisc recorder.
      • One power lead.
      • Two empty packets that once contained biscuits. (Sainsbury's Chocolate Malted Milk)
      • One empty cigarette packet.
      • One Altec Lansing speaker.
      • Surfboard cable modem.
      • Dell Power Edge server (below desk)
      • Microsoft Natural Keyboard.
      • Dell 17inch Monitor.
      • Microsoft optical mouse.
      • Macromedia mouse mat
      • Second Altec Lansing speaker.
      • Pilot CD marker.
      • SCSI Zip drive
      • Mo'Phatt Sound Module
      • Akai S3000XL Sampler.
      • Oxygen 8 midi keyboard.
      • Assortment of application and driver CD's
      • Packet of Nicorette lozenges (4mg.)
      • Lid from a pint of Sainsbury's Handmade Farmhouse Toffee Crunch Icecream
      • Torn remnants of a Rizla packet
      • 2mhz Pentium IV in Coolermaster case (below desk)
      And somewhere amongst all that, there *should* be a couple of grams of White Widow, but I've been searching for it for days now, and I've had no luck so far.

      At the very least, one of those iDesks would make it harder for me to lose the pot.
    4. Re:My desk contents by telstar · · Score: 1

      Silly ... you've already GOT a desk to hold all of that stuff, you're just supposed to move your iMac to the new desk. Imagine how much more junk you can fit on your current desk once your iMac is removed!

    5. Re:My desk contents by Slack3r78 · · Score: 1
      Good god, I think you may actually have me beat. Also on an 8ft L-Desk
      • 17" HP Monitor (runs at 1600x1200 :) )
      • XP Comp attached to said monitor
      • 4 or 5 programming books shoved between computer and monitor
      • DSL modem and 4 port router
      • left front speaker from my 5.1 setup
      • screwdriver
      • roll of scotch tape
      • 15" monitor
      • Gentoo box
      • Panasonic 3DO :)
      • stack of about 10 DVDs
      • larger stack of about 30 CDs in jewel cases
      • random assortment of bills and bank statements
      • cell phone and charger
      • soldering iron and solder
      • a couple of empty cups
      • a couple of comp games in the small boxes
      • a good bit more random crap that I don't feel like categorizing
      Seeing that my list is about a third the size of your's makes me feel a little bit less geek. But then again, geekiness is a relative thing here. :)
    6. Re:My desk contents by YetAnotherName · · Score: 1, Funny

      A box cutter

      Terrorist.

    7. Re:My desk contents by aardwolf204 · · Score: 1

      2mhz Pentium IV in Coolermaster case (below desk)

      And you didnt listen to me when I said the Athlon XP was faster!

      2MHz P4, pfft!

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    8. Re:My desk contents by NoMaster · · Score: 1
      OK, mine's about an eight-foot L shape. What do I see?
      That's absolutely amazing - mine's a standard 6'x3' office-type desk, and contains much the same as yours (Only 1 eMac, the MIDI keyboard is on a stand next to the desk, but I've got a 60W stereo amp as well), maybe a few more Coke cans than you... But I've got one thing you haven't.

      A Rubber Chicken! (mine even screams!)

      Everybody needs a rubber chicken, at least once in their lives...
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    9. Re:My desk contents by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      Dope fiend! Good for you.

  31. I agree. by SubjunctiveSam · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You know, that fancy sleek iDesk looks awkward to me. I'm nearsighted so I really have to strain to see text on the screen if my face is more than 18 to 20 inches away. From the pictures, it would seem one's head would sit a good two and a half feet from the screen at least. I have contact lenses, but I can't look at computer screens for very long with them in before they start hurting. For some reason I don't blink as often looking at computer screens. Rewetting drops work for a while, but it's just easier to sit closer. I agree with you completely big, rectangular and flat is the way to go. Much more comfortable.

    1. Re:I agree. by SubjunctiveSam · · Score: 1

      Ok, look here and here

      Yeah, that's way to far away. How can these girls see the screen?

      Maybe they have superpowers.

  32. Looks beautiful but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    I recently ended a long and agonizing affair with "computer furniture." Over the years I've spent fairly large sums of money swapping out one arrangement for another with the belief that each new purchase was necessary -- to "finally" get comfortable, be more productive, make more efficient use of space, etc.

    What did I do? I started by refinishing an old pine dining room table. Instead of a "ledge," I have a "real" desk with plenty of space on which to read and write, pile books, and rest my elbows. My two 21" monitors are off to the side (an L-shaped arrangement) on a second table I built with a retractable keyboard tray. Underneath that table, the computers are kept in a sealed but vented cabinet. The rack equipment (including hissing modems, routers, etc.) I moved into a closet (also sealed and vented).

    Workstations may be fine for working if one defines working as doing nothing but staring at your monitor with your hands typing away at the keyboard. Past that, however, I find the entire concept as flawed and unworkable.

    Mind you, I do think the desks shown look nice, but I'd never trade horizontal space with the gimmicky extras and pseudo ergonomics that are part of all modern computer furniture design. Put another way, if I hand nothing else, I'd use a 6' utility table instead. Or hell, maybe even a door on supports -- at least you can decorate it with a plant or two.

  33. Drool? by forgoil · · Score: 1

    I am highly happy to not own either the outstandingly ugly (and slow, overpriced, etc) iMac, nor this horrible "workplace".

    If you are a fashion designer, by all means get this, as you will probably not spend that much time in front of it, and you can ramble on about Gucci and the latest dresses (about as practical as this desk...). I have to spend a considerable time in front of a computer, so I want it to be practical, I can care less about the color as long as it doesn't reflect a lot of light.

  34. No, it all makes sense, just look at the pictures. by User+956 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It all makes sense when you look at the pictures of the desk "in action".

    Notice the woman in the picture is lounging around, in hip poses, looking stylish and "chic", but not actually getting any work done.

    They certainly have their target market nailed pretty well.

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  35. Re:thats what we need by voudras · · Score: 1

    Hey, thats my mom!

  36. Hrm by The-Bus · · Score: 5, Funny

    I got a table. Probably not very hip (nor expensive) but at least I don't look like some candy-ass who decided to steal something off of the set of Minority Report.

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    1. Re:Hrm by rmarll · · Score: 1

      True that.

      Look at the printer... That's not funcional workspace. That's just a shelf to show off the fact that you actually have a printer. If the second shelf wasn't in the way, you *might* be able to get paper into it and print. Be sure to catch the output before it floats to the floor.

      The scanner? Sure, I'll get on my hands and knees and crawl under the desk to get to it.

      Give me a break, this is just for show. No one intending to actually work would buy this thing.

  37. kubrick was right by meeotch · · Score: 1
    Wow - nice looking desk... Too bad you'd have to be a Pan Am stewardess from "2001" to sit at one all day.

    Mod me down for flamebait if you want, but iThink some of this iStuff just tries too hard.

    Then again, I'm still waiting for wraparound shades and skinny ties to come back in.

    mitch

  38. A custom desk form my PCs by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
    I use this custom desk for my PCs. It is the perfect aesthetic match for my mail-order generic beige cases. And at $37, it's affordable, too.

    Just as the mac table holds exactly the equipment a mac user needs/can afford, my table accomodates my monitor, KVM switch, printer, scanner, speakers, network hub, firewall, and fax machine, with room left over for note paper, coffee cups, pens, USB gadgets, CDs and manuals. It has plenty of space below for my 5 PCs and their huge tangle of cables.

    As an 31337 mod, I've added a sliding keyboard/mouse tray and a clip-on desk lamp. I've been using this setup for years, and I really can't find anything wrong with it.

    1. Re:A custom desk form my PCs by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1


      I miss using one of those things. When I upgraded to dual 21" trinitrons, mine warped and got rather unstable.

      Perhaps when flat panels get bigger and cheaper, I will revisit the folding table 'custom'.. :)

  39. Since the crash.. by slackingme · · Score: 1
    Since the dot-bomb crash, the only cool workspace gadget I get is The Pail(TM) -- It doubles as both a lunchbox *and* a chair! Had to sell my Aeron to pay the rent..

    On another note, would someone like to invest in my new venture? ipail.com. I sell pail and pail accessories.

  40. Real Programmers use Real Desks by Queuetue · · Score: 1

    No envy here... Those seem a little too "corporate" for me. Maybe I'm just not part of the Mac Generation.

    I prefer my 2 old doors up on 2x4 legs wraparound desk. I covered the tops with some kind of wierd plastic posterboard, and I added an aftermarket lamp. I got a few old arm lamps from a yard sale, rewired them and drilled holes in my desk that fits the bases of them.

    Maybe it's not as pretty as those i-thingies but it's as solid as heck, it fits in with this renovated barn I hav emy office in, and I do get to fiddle with the old hinges while I'm compiling...

  41. toilets? by pocopoco · · Score: 1

    Do these remind anyone else of toilets? Besides the color I guess it's because they seem designed to just hold the computer and not do much else. Actually there is more room to put things on my toilet so I guess they would be inferior even at that.

    Desk space is a good thing, legs that don't get in the way is a good thing, not having your scanner on a hump way off in the background is a good thing. These designs utterly suck.

  42. Interesting view by Queuetue · · Score: 1

    Of how people use thier computers... Does anyone actually do this?

  43. So now... by GrodinTierce · · Score: 1

    I can work on my iMac on my iDesk on my iLoo.

    Tierce

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  44. Re:No, it all makes sense, just look at the pictur by DarkSarin · · Score: 1

    nah, In the movies the bad guys always use either Microsoft (beige boxes) or some shell-only interface. They NEVER look hip or chic.

    The real place to look is in the good guy's hang out where it will be used to track the evildoers every move. Never mind that it will be totally backwards, that's Hollywood.

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  45. Your Right! by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1

    I was totally jealous of butt-ugly iMacs before, but this just takes it! Now there are butt-ugly desks to go with them. These desks are just like the iMac -- small, fruity, and with no space to get real work done.

  46. Drool? by 13Echo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh yes, I'm drooling with envy. I've always wanted a desk that was straight out of the Jetsons. The furniture in these pictures look like that modern crap that came out of the '60s, and quickly died, except for the fact that it's not a nasty orange color.

  47. ACK! by DarkSarin · · Score: 1

    I hate the iGO! WHEELS? Please, I'd have to chase my desk across the floor every time I tried to use the sorry thing. The model might be cute, but who really tries to sit on a couch will using the computer? Really. Inside an hour you would hurt so bad that you'd want to kick the sorry thing. Not to mention that you would be too tired to do so from chasing it across the floor.

    As for the other POS, the strength of the materials is a big concern. The last thing I want is any flex in my workstation. I can see this as the new replacement for cow-flipping -- Keyboard Flinging!.

    Finally the mere thought of trying to access your peripherals while chasing some sorry rotating tray makes me shudder in fear.

    No thanks, I want a good solid and dependable desk that won't break. Can it look nice? Certainly, but I prefer this.

    thats all
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  48. How strong is it? by lateralus · · Score: 1

    It would probably break under the weight of my 1 ton IBM model M keyboard. I think it's made out of depleted uranium.

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  49. EULA? by Greger47 · · Score: 1
    PC users can prepare to drool with envy, again.

    OK,so what prevents me putting a PC on the desk? Let me guess, it comes with an EULA!

  50. how did this guy get honors in product design? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Dunno how this guy got honors in product design, the ergonomics of the idesk are terrible. The monitor/lcd is too high, causing the neck to be tilted up, rather than being slightly below the line of sight. This is basic stuff that any ergonomics text book on workstations outlines. FFS

  51. There's the iCart II by djnichol · · Score: 1

    Check out the iCart II from Anthro.

  52. IKEA by Beetjebrak · · Score: 4, Funny

    No problem, they just change their name to iKea and become a Certified Apple Solution Provider.

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    1. Re:IKEA by vonFinkelstien · · Score: 1
      I used to like going to IKEA and looking through their catalogs, because they had lots of iMacs, iBooks (both were of the fruity variety) and Powermacs on their desks. Now they only have HP products.

      What's up with that!

      tssfulk, a Yank stuck in Sweden

    2. Re:IKEA by Vanessa2002 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that be iGEA?

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  53. yeah.... by dave1g · · Score: 1

    lame, the only thing I would want is the chick in the iDesk pictures

  54. Don't think so by sjlutz · · Score: 1

    PC users can prepare to drool with envy, again."

    Uh.. nope.. I don't think so. I mean, it may be a cool display stand for an iMac.. but that it not a desk, sorry.

  55. Re:No, it all makes sense, just look at the pictur by tsa · · Score: 2, Funny

    She certainly can't sit behind the desk since they forgot to create any legspace. But hey, design is more important than functionality of course. Three buttons and a wheel are ugly too.

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  56. iGO or iGo? by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

    I wonder how long before they change the name to avoid confusion with iGo, the portable computing (Palms, batteries, etc.)retailer?

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  57. dream setup by f64 · · Score: 1

    i have in my mind a more of less perfect setup of a workstation. it goes something like this: alien.

    that's right. i'm gonna build a room covered in pingpong balls, and use voice-commands for everything on my comp, using 'mother' as the trigger.

    all the stuff that i need, like books, misc papers, scanners, coffee, phone, blah blah, would be tucked away in one of the hidden drawers, that extend to where i sit on voice command while, get this, it puffs out small clouds of smoke going chk-tsssssss .

    you think i'm kidding? i'm not. oh, and for a chair, i'd go for that ceiling mounted thing from event horizont, so that i could just rotate in my room at leaisure. so when i'm bored, i'd be weeeeee.

    now that's a good setup. not those wimpy designer tables that look good only when not actually used...


    f64 : mother? i've turned off the microwave self desctruct mechanism! mother!?

  58. Doesn't even come with a chair! by JonStewart · · Score: 1

    I'd rather get the Datasurfer PC Workstation

  59. Re:No, it all makes sense, just look at the pictur by CGP314 · · Score: 1

    I bet Raven can't wait to buy his.

  60. HAHAHAHAHA by ziggy_zero · · Score: 1

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I'm sorry, but it had to be done.

    If I saw one of these in real life I'd be rolling on the ground, seriously.

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  61. Re:Desks made for computers hurt my legs by tage · · Score: 1

    Yeah, well, the design is cool, but I still can't keep my feet like I want to. The iDesk has its only leg right in front of me and the NetSurfer places the computer there. I still think that the best desk for computer use is a normal desk with plenty of room for my legs underneath.

  62. Re:No, it all makes sense, just look at the pictur by Luguber123 · · Score: 1

    Yeah and did you notice how the design looks really practical, only lacking a switch to flush it.

  63. Peotic Technologies Aura workstation by Picass0 · · Score: 1

    These guys make cooler furnature that looks halfway functional.

  64. Re:Ignore the Apple zealots mods - parent is funny by invalid_user · · Score: 1

    Oh. So sorry for associating you with those. My bad.

  65. Utility Tables by jankyPhil · · Score: 1

    I believe that i own the most ergonomic computer workstation there is. And its quite simple to make yourself. Two 6' utility tables next to each other. I can store so much crap on them, I never have to run to a bookshelf or somewhere else to get something i need.
    And the best part about the tables are that they have no drawers to smack your knee agains, and provide excellent leg room for stretching and whatnot.

    The first thing i thought when i saw these iWorkstations was "Whre do you put all your crap."
    But, I do say this would be a perfect setup for the 80 year old women who think macs are cute and only use them for e-mail.

  66. That's stupid.... by m00dawg · · Score: 1

    That's stupid - we have planety of Apples where I work and, while they tend to need less support than their Windows counterparts, people frequently still need help with using and fixing them. The thought that people in the IT business don't want to support a solid platform sounds ludicrous to me and a sign of a bad IT professional.

  67. Uh, isn't that in England? by pete-classic · · Score: 1

    I am a recent graduate from the University of Hertfordshire [...]

    [...]The desk is design to concieveable be placed within the Apple brand. [Emphasis mine.]


    Do they teach English at Hertfordshire?

    -Peter
  68. Envy? by Trevalyx · · Score: 1

    Envy? Is that what that is?

    Oh. And here I thought it was just loathing, bile, and contempt. Silly me.

  69. Pain and Horror by jason0000042 · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's because I'm not a Mac PersonTM, but if I was forced to use one of those desks I would hit somebody with a stick. If, when they recovered, they asked me to sit at the desk again, I would feel compelled to hit them with the stick again.

    Perhaps the best plan of action would be to hit the person with the Desk itself. Hopefully ruining both in one shot.

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  70. Re:No, it all makes sense, just look at the pictur by AntiOrganic · · Score: 1

    HAHAHAHA, I was just going to post on how this looks like a urinal. Looks like you've beaten me to the punch.

    Kudos.

  71. Snow Crash? by dacetone · · Score: 1

    These remind me of the desks that Y.T.'s mom had, courtesy of the Feds. Their goal was to not give you any room for papers or personal items, to remind you that you are completely replaceable and cookie-cutter. Fun, eh?

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  72. A good use for this desk... by MsGeek · · Score: 1

    Lately I've been using my PowerBook a lot when I'm watching TV. I put the critter on a TV Table (substantial wood kind, not the rickety aluminum kind) and IRC away while I'm watching TV. This desk would be ideal for that kind of entertainment multitasking.

    I have been considering one of those rollaway desks specifically designed for laptop computers. However, being that I'm a broke dot-com refugee going back to school this Fall, I have more important priorities than that, like food and shelter. So the TV Table is just fine for my purposes.

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  73. The desk is cool but... by Oscar_Wilde · · Score: 1

    The desk is cool but that table lamp he has sitting on it looks even cooler....

  74. Re:No, it all makes sense, just look at the pictur by TonyMillion · · Score: 2, Funny

    [warning, blantant troll] The lady in the pictures can lounge around because she finished all her work hours ago, while her linux counterparts are still trying to get their XConfig working.

    Thats because when you dont have to fight with the OS to get anything done, you are a lot more productive.

  75. Assembly Required? by djblair · · Score: 1

    Will the blonde chick in pink come set it up for me? That would make it worth the investment. Hell, I'd even buy a new iMac.

  76. Re:No, it all makes sense, just look at the pictur by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

    So tsa sez:

    "Three buttons and a wheel are ugly too."

    Well, if you buy a Microsoft three button/scrollwheel mouse or it's impostinators, yeah, they're as ugly as original sin.

    Spend some money and get something with style and character, like this.

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  77. *drool* by FUF · · Score: 1

    forget the desk... the model on the iGo's site is HOT! :-o

  78. missing the point? by tomem · · Score: 1

    Complaining about where to put stuff misses the point, I think. The idea is that this thing sits beside or opposite your ordinary analog desk, rather than replacing it. I personally like to have my digital desktop integrated with my analog desktop, rather than elsewhere in the room, but there are many folks I know who like a separate roll-around workstation. This is for them, only.

    Does that help?

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  79. keyboard centering by chocolatetrumpet · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Along the lines of poor design... the keyboard tray is physically centered with the display. Unfortunately, the useable center of the keyboard is not the physical center; the numeric keypad offsets everything. The useable middle of a keyboard is between the G and H keys.

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  80. A good/cheap desk. by Jhan · · Score: 2, Informative

    Welcome to the wonderful world of IKEA. I have their Galant desk here at home.

    This desk is immense. The shorter limb is about two meters, the longer 3. Extremely sturdy. You can literally jump up and down on it. It laughs at my 43 Kg 22" monitor. Note how the legs are placed way back or to the sides, more leg space for you. I have four computers on it, two rolling sets of drawers and the trusty old HPLJIII below. That still leaves plenty of desk space for the phone, ADSL modem, various piles of paper and assorted knick-knack.

    Prize: $329. I couldn't buy the planks to build a desk this size for $329 (slight exageration).

    To much or not enough? It's all modular. Buy new segments. The desk in the picture is made from a narrow segment, a wide segment, a narrow-to-wide bend and a semi-circular wide end-cap.They fit together in a wide variety of configurations. By some strange voodoo the pictured desk is exactly the same as mine.

    NB: I'm not in any way affiliated with IKEA, I just like this desk. Best I ever had.

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  81. Student projects. by unsung · · Score: 1

    These are Industrial Design Projects, and should be evaluated as such (not Apple's endorsement of a sellable, workable workstation). Thing is that when people bought an iMac, lots of them complained about how it made the rest of the room look ugly. So some students responded to this and created these proof of concepts. So everyone, go easy.

    I still have drawings of a concept mp3 player from my classes from 1994 (back then, it was just a black box that "magically holds 100 songs").

  82. My ideal computer desk by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

    If all goes well, I'll have my ideal desk shortly, and for free, too!

    It's a 1950's era Steelcase desk. Weighs a ton and has a desk surface area approximately that of a small aircraft carrier.

    What makes it idea is that it has a swingaway typewriter platform on the left side. Pull out and push down and the scanner will disappear inside the desk, behind a door. That's where the scanner will live and if there's enough clearance when the scanner is stowed, the 10 GB external SCSI drive will be stashed there as well.

    On the desktop, there will be more than enough room for the PowerMac 5400/200, modem, speakers, mouse, telephone, LaserWriter, Palm cradle, Hello Kitty USB hub, CD rack, plastic file folder holders, red stapler, mug full of pens, coaster for the can of Red Bull, slide rule, calculators, diverse reference books and manuals, diverse desk tools, Initech mouse pad, et al, etc.

    Now, to find a used Aeron chair for sale in the Boston area for US$150 or so.

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  83. real purpose by MegaFur · · Score: 1

    I think the only real function for this "desk" is to advertise the Macintosh on it. In other words, it'd be great to draw attention to the Macintosh for in-store demos or something but that's about it.

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  84. Mod parent up by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Someone please mod it up. I agree entirely. At work, I have my monitor lifted up pretty high, because I'm convinced that the people that came up with the notion that you monitor should be lower than your eyes have never actually worked at a computer all day. Everything about that desk looks right. As for not having enough room for documents and things, nobody ever said that you can only have one desk. At work, I need a lot more than one dest to suit my needs.

  85. Is is just me, or... by Not_Wiggins · · Score: 1

    Does that thing look strikingly similar to the "Martian Attack Machines" from the 1953 version of War of the Worlds?
    ;)

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  86. Re:iGay by douglasq · · Score: 1

    This is not a slur and this is not a troll. All but one of the gay guys I know personally (and for a straight guy I know quite a few) use PC's. The one who uses a Powerbook bought it following my advice. All of the male Mac users I know (save the above exception) happen to be straight. This is just a statistical fact in my world. Your mileage may vary.

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  87. Form over function by rtphokie · · Score: 1

    Sure it's pretty but how what percentage of people will it serve sufficiently?

    For lesson in form and function in furniture design, look no further than Frank Lloyd Wright

  88. Sorry, I like Macs and All, by ainsoph · · Score: 1

    ...But thats just iStupid.

  89. Mobilefor the Powerbook? by ralico · · Score: 1

    I'm waiting for someone to combine the iDesk and the Segway

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  90. It's just like a real desk... by daevt · · Score: 1

    It's just like a real desk, except that there is no room for anything but a specific line of Apple computers.

  91. IKEA is the best! by axxackall · · Score: 1
    Just look at all the air around that desk. Complete waste of space!

    That's right, but what you show is a very primitive, very unfuctional desk.

    Nothing can beat (yet) IKEA's Jerker desk. Personally I have two of them, each with three shelves onthe top (Jerker can have an extension to make it even higher). It's the only desk that can fit two Apple Studio 21 on it, with two printers and two scanners on aside trail-shelves. The size is big to fit two big displays with keybowards *AND* to leave some space for papers.

    Do you like Jerker's design? That's not all! Jerker s design is flexible: you can adapt it to size of your equipment. But what's the most important, Jerker is the strongest desk I've ever found.

    I don't work for IKEA. I just love Jerker after I spent so much of time and money looking for the best desk.

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  92. But where is the... by FsG · · Score: 1

    tissue paper dispenser?

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  93. Tofu think this workstation say ... by Tofu+Maserati · · Score: 1

    "Number Five is alive!"

  94. Nah, Not good enough by leonscape · · Score: 1

    This is a desk! http://www.poetictech.com/aura/index.html None of that useless Mac style rubbush

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  95. How much does it cost? by Tidal+Flame · · Score: 1

    How much do they expect people to pay for these? I've never seen anything uglier in my life. Now, quick, somebody hand me something to gouge out my eyes with.

  96. nice desk... by rneches · · Score: 1

    ...I think.

    All right, I wasn't looking at the desk. It could be plywood and cinderblocks for all I care. Just goes to show that you can sell anything if you put a pretty enough girl next to it, and I'm only slightly ashamed to admit that it works on me.

    Good thing I don't have any money.

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  97. Re:iGay by NineNine · · Score: 1

    I meant it in the most juvenile way. Not literally "gay". Most gay men I know have better taste than to buy anything from Apple.

  98. Minimalism by Squeamish+Ossifrage · · Score: 1

    So the iMac was considered an aesthetic success for a couple of reasons, one of which was its minimalism: It's small, it's self-contained, and it doesn't dominate your space. Designing a whole freakin' desk around the computer doesn't exactly go along with that concept. "Needing" special furniture to acomodate your computer is one of the problems with computers that Apple's design tries to avoid, and they're reintroduced it on stylistic grounds.

  99. at least two shelves missing from the iDesk by bbc22405 · · Score: 1

    Obviously, the pictures of the iDesk show what is merely an "artist's concept". It shows a round shelf to hold mouse. The production model would at the very least include two more shelves like that: one big shelf to hold the pizza, and one small shelf to hold the caffiene.

  100. I like my desk better by patricksevenlee · · Score: 1

    There's something not right with that desk. I find that it's design for the sake of design rather than something that was made to be functional and elegant yet minimal with no waste. I personally prefer my desk better - it's a Caban oak desk that came out last year - sticker price was $1300 USD but I managed to snag it for far less. http://homepage.mac.com/patricksevenlee/cabandesk. jpg

  101. Re:No, it all makes sense, just look at the pictur by TonyMillion · · Score: 1

    FYI, I have run OS9, but that was the past, this is the present, and the present is OSX, And since this desk appears to be new (it was designed for the flat-panel iMac).

    OS9 had 2 forms of multitasking, it had the co-operative multitasking that you got by default in the OS8 and prior environment, it also had(has?) a preemptive system. The main OS (the cooperative part) worked as a thread of the preemtable system, which is kind of wierd, but also irrelevent since OS9 should be consigned to the dustbin of any respectible establishment, and my home.

  102. you don't need a bigger desk by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    You need a garbage can.

  103. coming soon by geekoid · · Score: 1

    to a bad sci-fi movie near you!

    To use this, not only do you need a paperless office, you need a soda-less ofice as well!

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  104. Re:iGay by otterpop378 · · Score: 1

    right. i have, actually watched fight club. On my mac. At work no less. I think you may have also missed the point of the movie.

    As a sys admin who uses a mac, I can say from experiance, that all of us "gay, ugly, ultra consumerist" mac-at-work people are too busy doing YOUR work as well as our own while you surf slashdot all day.

    so 2 more little bits to keep it nasty:
    hope you enjoyed the blaster worm, and...
    your mom didnt seem to think I was very gay.flamebait.

  105. Re:No, it all makes sense, just look at the pictur by petecarlson · · Score: 1

    They certainly have their target market nailed pretty well.


    I'd like to nail that target audience.

  106. Re:iGay by douglasq · · Score: 1

    Yes, because there is so much tasteful PC hardware to choose from.

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  107. try my new product by switcha · · Score: 1
    At work, I generally have a couple of books close to hand, printouts of specs, a project plan or two, etc.

    Aha! Enter my newest innovation, the iMilkCrate. Sold in modular stacks, and infinitely configurable, they are the perfect companion for this stylish desk. They retail for $49.00 for a starter kit of 3 modules. This includes zip-ties for increasing the stability of self-configured modules. Make checks out to "4m-ovr-fnctn Inc."

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  108. Were do you buy it at? by tbuhler · · Score: 1

    I would like to know were you buy this iDesk at, and how much it goes for.