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The State of the Game Console Wars

An anonymous reader writes "Two years after the next-gen game consoles hit the market, the verdict is in. What does the future hold for each of the Big Three? Here is a thoughtful but crude summary of the X-Box vs. GC vs. PS2 ordeal."

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  1. Who cares really... by desenz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Basically, it depends what kind of games you like to play. Although, those lines are getting a bit blurry too.
    Personally, I am a gamecube person. I have always been a fan of nintendos first-party games, and they are the only non-PC games I usually find an urge to play.
    Yes, I enjoyed Celda.

    1. Re:Who cares really... by RTPMatt · · Score: 5, Funny

      its all about the XGameStation!! I cant wait till this thing comes out, give the market a good kick in the anti DMCA direction! It dosent matter how good the system is, as long as its being pushed to its limits!

    2. Re:Who cares really... by desenz · · Score: 4, Funny

      You know, I was sort of considering one of those for my little brother. After all, Must turn him into a geek somehow.

    3. Re:Who cares really... by Osty · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yes, I enjoyed Celda.

      I enjoyed Celda as well. Unfortunately, it's pretty much the only Gamecube game I've truly enjoyed so far (enough so that I played it entirely through). I admit that I only have a small library of Gamecube games, but that library does include Mario Sunshine and Metroid Prime, both of which were extremely disappointing to me. In fact, Metroid was extremely disappointing, considering that it was the reason I bought my Cube. Luckily, Celda made up for Metroid and made me not totally regret the purchase.


      Right now, I've been playing Mario Golf, and it's enjoyable, but it's certainly not going to hold my attention for more than another week or two (just up until Soul Calibur II hits the XBox, at which point Mario Golf will go back on the shelf with Mario Sunshine and Metroid Prime, to eventually be sold or traded away).


      For completeness, my Cube library consists of:

      • Mario Sunshine (came with the Cube)
      • Metroid Prime (disappointing)
      • Wind Waker (and the Zelda: OOT remake)
      • Rogue Squadron II (I was pretty disappointed with this one, so much so that I don't care that RS3 is coming soon)
      • Skies of Arcadia. I liked this one, but Knights of the Old Republic made me put it off to the side, and I don't see me picking it back up any time soon. Also, this was almost a straight port from the Dreamcast, so I'm not sure I'd really consider it a win for the Gamecube
      • Mario Golf. After Celda, this would be my best Cube game. It's fun to play through a round or two of golf, and I guess that's a plus because I can sit down and play for fifteen minutes or half an hour and then put it away. However, I don't anticipate it holding my attention long.

      Any suggestions on what would be some good Cube games to pick up? I don't have time to really play something like Animal Crossing (plus, I played the old Harvest Moon on the SNES, which seems to be similar in style to AC, and wasn't that enthralled), and I generally don't have enough friends over at my place to make something like Smash Brothers: Melee worth a purchase (and when I do have enough people over, we generally will play Halo on two XBoxs and TVs). And no cross-platform games, please. I'd rather play those on my XBox, though if there's a good game that's only on the Cube and PS2, I may consider picking it up for the Cube (no PS2, and no interest in a PS2).
    4. Re:Who cares really... by desenz · · Score: 2, Informative

      You and I are in a surprisingly similar situtation. I'll admit, I have a fairly small collection of games too. When I purchased my gamecube, it was majorly for Metroid Prime And Zelda.

      I agree with you completely, I was definitely dissapointed with Metroid. But really, I never liked FPS on consoles, the controller is too clunky. If there was a PC port I might pick it up just to try the game on a platform with controls more suited to the genre. In all honesty, I played at most 50% through this one.

      I have however, found lots of other games worth playing. One thing I love about gamecube is that when I go to my local Blockbuster Video, I find their used games (in surprisingly good condition) for as little as $7. I bought Resident Evil 0 for 15, and was happy with it. Of course, that isn't really a game that everyone will enjoy. Star Fox Adventures was a decent game, cheap enough now that I would even give it a recommendation (Plays similar to zelda... sort of)

      Theres alot of new stuff coming out late this year thats looking pretty interesting on GC. If you're a racing fan, theres the new F-Zero game. Theres a new star fox on the way. Of course, the third coming of Mario Kart too. One of the most interesting to me, Viewtiful Joe.

      Now, I can't vouch for whether or not any of these games will be good, but I'll surely give them a try(at least a rent for one or two)

      If all else fails, break out your NES. They aren't so tough to repair. (You do have one, don't you?;-))

    5. Re:Who cares really... by shepd · · Score: 4, Funny

      Good lord, you mean they have like menus on the left, content in the middle, and bullshit on the right?

      In that cast gamespot actually stole slashdot's layout.

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    6. Re:Who cares really... by steve_bryan · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Is this supposed to be humorous or are you so entirely clueless that you think copyright applies to anything you designate? If XGameStation takes an article word for word from Gamespot and publish it without permission or attribution (which may not be enough depending on issues of fair use) then you are discussing an issue of possible copyright infringement. But web site layout is not subject to copyright laws (not are recipes and many other things).

    7. Re:Who cares really... by Ziviyr · · Score: 4, Funny

      Any suggestions on what would be some good Cube games to pick up?

      Super Monkey Ball (if you like high-altitude monkey death)
      TimeSplitters 2 (if you like being chased by flaming monkey death)
      Eternal Darkness (no monkeys, fairly easy to finish, coincidence?)
      Blast Corps 2 (hard to find, I know it rocks though, a giant monkey robot is a bonus vehicle, this time the truck is actively homing in on the buildings and contains the unexploited plotlines of BC1, having the same result as the nukes if released)

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    8. Re:Who cares really... by fupeg · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I've had a PS2 for awhile (3/01) and my wife bought me a GC shortly after they came out (11/01.) I don't have an XBox because I have this thing called a concious that prevents from buying things from Microsoft. So for cross-platform games, I generally go with the GC over the PS2. My GC lib:
      • Monkey Ball 1 & 2 -- the most fun game on the GC.
      • Zelda
      • Metroid Prime -- I was NOT disappointed by this game, but maybe that's because I had no problems with the controls
      • Star Wars Rogue Leader
      • 007 Nightfire
      • Madden 2004 -- just bought it, also have 2003
      • NCAA Football 2003
      The only game I've bought for my PS2 this year was GTA: Vice City. Now on my PC I've bought about ten games in the last year, including Jedi Knight 2, Morrowind, Medal of Honor, Unreal Tournament 2003, The Sims, Warcraft III, and Splinter Cell. This pretty much corresponded with my wife buying me a GeForce4 Ti for my birthday last year...
    9. Re:Who cares really... by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hrm. I hadn't thought about doing that. I check out the local GameStops every now and then, but their used prices tend to be around $20-$30 (paid $20 for RS2, around $25 for Skies). I have a few Blockbusters nearby, so I'll check them for used games next time

      Definitely check out Blockbuster, I do it every chance I can get since I found Metroid Prime for $20 new, and have found a few good deals here and there.

      Also check out Eternal Darkness, which I found new for $15 at Gamestop (at that price, I couldn't justify to myself renting it before I bought it, but that's just me). I think the only games I have that I payed near normal full retail ($40-50) for were Mario Sunshine and Animal Crossing. I can't give a lot of good recommendations that haven't been heard a million times before at the moment, though, because I've been playing KOTOR every moment I get the TV to myself.

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  2. Thoughtful? by acxr+is+wasted · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I can enjoy the sort of tongue-in-cheek humor this article has, but I wish I could rate this as "-1, Redundant" for the front page. Honestly, it's pointless. This current generation of consoles has had their fates sealed for a year now. Anyone who would take the time to read the article would already be aware of everything presented. None of what is explained in this story qualifies as "news."

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    1. Re:Thoughtful? by Buran · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      The story in the link disgusted me. I don't want to see graphical stuff like that without a warning. Someone go back and add a warning to the link, for godssakes.

    2. Re:Thoughtful? by Gherald · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well you gotta at least give the article a +1 funny:

      Gamecube "non-sales" ?

      PS2 = PS1 painted black ?

      Within three years it will be a violation of federal law to not own an X-box ?

      C'mon now, thats funny.

    3. Re:Thoughtful? by Bradee-oh! · · Score: 4, Funny


      Within three years it will be a violation of federal law to not own an X-box ?

      C'mon now, thats funny.


      Yeah, reality is funny... :(

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    4. Re:Thoughtful? by Babbster · · Score: 5, Insightful
      None of what is explained in this story qualifies as "news."

      Amen. In fact, I stopped reading because the writer presented something that not only wasn't news, but wasn't even true:

      "Starcraft: Ghost, a game about a popular female character from the outrageously successful PC game who must perform a series of dangerous missions while avoiding being punched in the breasts, is now an X-Box exclusive."

      The rumor that Ghost will be Xbox exclusive has apparently been spread around so much that it's now being taken as a fact. The truth, of course, is that no such announcement has been made and Blizzard's official website still has the icons of all three consoles on the Starcraft: Ghost front page.

      I was nearly stopped in my tracks by the beyond insipid "penis chart." There was no way I could continue after the paragraph quoted above.

      Two words for the linked article: "Utter crap."

      Three words for michael: "Shame on you."

    5. Re:Thoughtful? by tealover · · Score: 5, Funny

      Let me guess:

      You own a GameCube.

      :)

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    6. Re:Thoughtful? by Gherald · · Score: 4, Funny

      > so my friends will think I am "original" and "witty".

      You have friends, and you read Slashdot? I am sorry, I thought that was against the rules.

    7. Re:Thoughtful? by optikSmoke · · Score: 2, Funny
      ... read like it had been crapped out of a 12-year-old bored in homeroom ... it doesn't seem like what we would hope to expect from Slashdot.

      AHEM

      Well, as long as you said hope to expect.

  3. I don't really understand the idea of console wars by AntiOrganic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There really is no sense to this "console war" thing. PC vs. Mac is a viable religious debate, because Macs cost thousands upon thousands of dollars unless you want a low-end eMac. But with game consoles costing $129 and $149 (OMG TOO AMERICAN-CENTRIC) is it really a big deal anymore to own all three? You can buy all of them with one week's paycheck, if you make a good salary. If you play enough games on each to justify the initial cost of the console, it really shouldn't be a big deal.

  4. I'd be interested in a Slashdot poll.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ..about the current state of gaming. Something like,

    I like to play games on:

    My PS2
    My XBox
    My GameCube
    My N64
    My Computer
    2+ of Above Choices
    CowboyNeal's couch

    Seriously, excluding the obCowboyNealReference, I'm really interested in a breakdown. I used to be terribly addicted to console games, starting with an Atari 2600, then moving to the NES and the SuperNES. Once I discovered computers, console gaming lost all its magic to me and although I've played on friends' PS, PS2, and even a 3DO, I never really got into consoles again.

    Would be cool to see a survey of how many people still use console games nowadays, vs those who game only on their computer, vs those who don't care about games at all (except in the toxic waste dump that is CowboyNeal's couch ;)

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    1. Re:I'd be interested in a Slashdot poll.. by fr0dicus · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I've gone back to consoles as most PC games that come out these days are just a fps that is 1% prettier or an add-on pack for 'The Sims'.

      I got tired of shelling out for upgrades to get them to run, when the upgrades cost more than the consoles that started tempting me.

      I don't think I'll look back for a while now, half-life 2 and doom 3 seem to be the highlights on the horizon; more fps, more power needed to play them. Nothing even remotely diverse. Half of the release list are 6 month late conversions of console games anyway.

  5. Just like the domain name: by gotr00t · · Score: 5, Insightful
    It's a pointless waste of time. The entire article does not really poke the surface of any actual fact, and is either mostly speculation (like speculting about how Sony will eventually need to make good on their promise for a PS3 in order to even be able to stand up to Microsoft, who "always wins") or just stereotyping about stuff (like how playing Nintendo makes you look less manly... if I read that right) Moreover, like any good ./er, I hate his pro-M$ slant.

    This is nothing more than a person's personal opinion on the state of the console gaming market today, and you would be crazy to site it in any research paper or anything of that sort.

  6. Worst. War. Ever. by elwoodblues16 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Microsoft and Nintento are scrapping it out for second place. Does that really constitute a 'war'?

    Sega and Nintendo, that was a console war. This is... not.

  7. Re:PC vs Console.. by AntiOrganic · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The PC will never, ever take off in Joe Schmoe's eyes, and there's a good reason.

    Take a look at the hardware requirements for Jedi Knight II:

    Operating System: Windows 95 OSR2/98/ME/2000/XP

    Computer: 100% DirectX-compatible computer required.

    CPU: Pentium II or Athlon class 350 MHz or faster CPU required.

    Memory: 64 MB required. 128 MB required for Windows 2000 and XP.

    Graphics card: 16MB OpenGL-compatible PCI or AGP 3D Hardware Accelerator required.

    Sound card: 16-bit DirectX 8.x-compatible sound card required.

    CD-ROM: Quad-Speed IDE or SCSI CD-ROM drive required.

    Input device: Keyboard or mouse required. Joystick supported.

    DirectX: Microsoft DirectX 8.0a is included on this CD.

    Installation: 665 MB of free hard drive space required. Additional free space required after game installation for Windows swap file and save games.

    By comparison, here's the hardware requirements for Halo:

    Xbox.

  8. You see that little Monty Python foot up there? by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 2

    That indicates that they know it's a joke.

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  9. numbers? by jest3r · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Can anyone answer the following questions:

    1. How many PS2 consols have sold to date
    2. How many Xbox consols have sold to date
    3. How many Gamecubes have sold to date

    I would also like to know when M$ is planning on making the XBOX smaller ... right now the thing is big and ugly ...

    1. Re:numbers? by PipianJ · · Score: 5, Informative

      Worldwide figures are:

      1. PS2: 51.2 million worldwide (As of March)
      2. Gamecube: 9.55 million worldwide (As of March)
      3. Xbox: 9.4 million worldwide (As of July)

      US figures are:

      1. PS2: 17.7 million (As of May)
      2. Xbox: 6.2 million (As of May?)
      3. Gamecube: About 4 million? (figures not known, but estimated to be 2 million under Xbox)

    2. Re:numbers? by cREW+oNE · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Look at it this way. In the few (two? three?) years that MS has been active in the console field they have managed to sell as much consoles as one of the long term players in the field. (Nintendo.)

      I don't own any console nor am I a real MS fan, but what they have achieved with the XboX in such a short time and on such a (what was assumed to be a) closed market is pretty amazing. Especially because this is their first generation console.

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    3. Re:numbers? by PipianJ · · Score: 3, Informative

      To clarify for you:

      PS2 worldwide figures: Asahi Shimbun (also contains Nintendo figures)
      Xbox worldwide figures: MSFT 4th Quarter Earnings Report
      Gamecube worldwide figures: Forbes from Reuters (at the bottom of the page). There are a few other pages quoting this figure as well.

      PS2 US figures: NPDFunWorld
      Xbox US figures: Unknown. Possibly the same as above?
      Gamecube US figures: Guessed from estimate listed on AMO.NET Please note that this article does seem to be biased towards the Xbox, with multiple opinions to that effect. Nevertheless there is one good quote:

      The real truth about these sales figures and future sales opportunities is that no single gaming system fan can be trusted with anything he or she has read regarding one system selling better, or performing better than the other.

  10. crude yes. thoughtful.. no. by binarybum · · Score: 5, Insightful


    I fail to see how an opininated piece of rubbish that lays out predictions, nay, edicts for what game console is the l3373S7 without describing the details of how the conclusions were drawn can be reffered to as thoughtful.

    btw: I think that infographic was already published in USA today.

    I turn to slashdot for informative tech news, not something I could find with a search engine by typing in video games +boobies

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  11. Re:Worst. War. Ever. by edwdig · · Score: 4, Informative

    Look at it this way:

    Nintendo is making a huge profit. Sony is making a (relatively) small profit. Microsoft is taking a loss the size of Nintendo's income (not profit). Very different picture there.

    Oh, and the SNES outsold the Genesis 2:1. Profit wise it was probably an even wider gap, although I've never seen financial figures for the two companies from back then.

  12. Pricing of Game Consoles by wwhsgrad2002 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The PS2 and the Xbox are the two hottest selling consoles on the market right now. These two consoles in some ways redefined gaming by including a way to connect the console to other players around the world via the internet. The next generation of game consoles will obviously be better. They will be faster. They will have bigger hard drives. The will have better graphics. In short they will almost be as powerful as a desktop computer. Can Sony, Microsft, and Nintendo sell these next generation consoles for less than $300 conoles and still make a profit. The console that wins the pricing war will likely win the "console war."

    1. Re:Pricing of Game Consoles by AtaruMoroboshi · · Score: 4, Insightful


      if by "hottest selling" you mean "I am only talking about the USA"...

      and if you rank the PS2 as an equal success as the Xbox, you're being misleading, considering that Sony has sold many times more PS2's than Microsoft has sold Xboxen.

      Note than in Japan, the Xbox makes up 1.6% of hardware sales. That .6% better than the discontinued Wonderswan.

      .

  13. I wish for the old days by bersl2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    when game companies were game companies. I hate Sony for releasing the Playstation, and I despise M$ for the XBox (and other obvious reasons). I think it's awful that those two compainies are not dependent for survival on the quality of the product.

    Call me sentimental, but I feel as though the PS? and XBox have no substance, no charm, no soul. Nintendo and Sega have all those things for me. It's something that cannot be explained by logic or statistics.

    Also, I know I can't be the only one who thinks that first-person shooters do not belong on consoles.

    1. Re:I wish for the old days by Ziviyr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The big N balances SW and HW, whereas Sony and MS have made videogaming revolve around the hardware alone.

      I think Nintendo made well balanced hardware and puts out games of medium-high quailty.

      Sony made hardware based on marketing (blue LED, promises of a ninth generation model that will rape your senses with various infeasable marketspeak based features, you think they'll ever deny that the PS3 chip is able to shoot magic? Now do you think they'll figure out texture filtering next round (just maybe)? How about load times (I have a hat waiting to be eaten)?) and a massive catalog of hit and miss and really miss and please I'll pay you to take this from me software.

      Microsoft has money, they made a box based on money, they get software development by throwing money around. It outputs pretty, its made by the devil, and unplugged it makes a nice set of blunt weapons.

      Summary:
      Nintendo serious game company,
      Sony psycho marketers with a following,
      Microsoft bleeds money with trial and error.

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  14. Re:PC vs Console.. by porp · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh yeah, here's the requirements for homemade lasagna, courtesy of Emeril Legasse:

    2 cups fresh ricotta cheese
    8 ounces grated Provolone cheese
    8 ounces grated Mozzarella cheese
    8 ounces grated Romano cheese
    1 egg
    1/4 cup milk
    1 tablespoon chiffonade of fresh basil
    1 tablespoon chopped garlic
    Salt
    Freshly ground black pepper
    1 recipe of Emeril's Meat Sauce, recipe follows
    1/2 pound grated Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese
    1 package of dried lasagna noodles

    By comparison, here's the requirements for frozen lasagna

    porp

  15. Re:I don't really understand the idea of console w by lightspawn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But with game consoles costing $129 and $149 (OMG TOO AMERICAN-CENTRIC) is it really a big deal anymore to own all three? You can buy all of them with one week's paycheck, if you make a good salary.

    The PS2 and xbox are normally priced at $179. And how many households make a good salary? Some don't have a salary at all, any more, and a second console certainly isn't a priority.

    Also consider that some gamers are (gasp) underage, and as such have limited resources to spend on gaming. Let's say you're a kid with a PS2 and $240 burning a hole in your pocket. Would you prefer to buy an xbox, second controller, memory card and one (1) platinum hit game, or twelve (12) greatest hits games for the console you already own?

  16. Good to see... by oasis3582 · · Score: 5, Funny

    that everyone else here thinks this article is downright asinine. Since when did some penis-fetishist's *opinion* on the state of the console war start to matter? If this works so well, I'm going to write an article on how I think alien invasion is the cause of the East coast power outages, and see if I can get it posted. Sheesh...

  17. Kwality Kontrol. by August_zero · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Um, maybe I'm a little out of things considering that I took the MCAT yesterday and have been more or less drunk since it concluded, but why was that article posted? Are the admins off this weekend?

    Don't get me wrong, the subject matter could have been an interesting read, but My cat has buried things in his sand box that had more journalistic merit than that "article" did.

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  18. Wow, what rubbish by fuzzeli · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Finally, an acknowledgement that flaccid US Gamecube sales are due to the majority of American gamers being insecure in their manhood.

    The format of the article underscores this point beautifully.

  19. Save Your Mod Points by FauxReal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Although the article is informative in the fact that it names the three major consoles, there isn't any other usefull content there. I do wonder if the writer truly is clever in their textbook depiction of a completely stereotypical trailer park reject wrestling fanatic with a breast obsession. It couldn't be the writer's real perosnality because this person obviously knows how to use a computer.

  20. ugh by Hellasboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did Michael even bother to read what he linked to? This "article", and I use that term loosely, reads as bad as last months Stuff magazine - like a 9 year old boy who can use MSPaint and should be on Ritalin.

    There is nothing "thoughtful" about this article.

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  21. Re:PC vs Console.. by AntiOrganic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd like to see a source for this market-share figure, because I'm not entirely buying it. My skepticism is attributed to the sales of games like Halo, Grand Theft Auto 3/Vice City and The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. Yes, I am aware that two of the three games mentioned do/will have PC ports.

    And to address your second point, that's simply not the case: I'd hardly refer to someone without extensive computer experience as an "idiot." Many people I've spoken to have no idea what's in their computer. I work in technical support and have a good deal of experience speaking with these people. They don't know, and certainly don't care, what "DirectX" is. What's a "32 Emm Bee video card"? What the hell is AGP? These kind of things do realistically put people off somewhat. And though many modern computers are more gaming-oriented as costs of hardware is being driven down, and people are becoming more comfortable with this sort of thing, "casual" gamers are probably not going to play PC games. Besides, a PS2 costs a bit less than a new mid-end video card (retail, these people don't scope Pricewatch), and it takes no technical expertise to install; just hook it up to your television.

    I will make one concession to you: The PC's chances in this market are getting better and better, as many of the young'uns become more experienced with computers and the terminology relating to them, as well as many computer-related skills. However, some people would argue that PCs are becoming more of a commodity product as many features are being transferred to other devices (cell phones that can check email and send instant messages, and the like). I prefer to centralize, everything's done on my PC, but others may differ greatly in their ways of getting things done. What do you think the desktop PC will look like in 10 years? I'm curious to hear what other people think.

  22. Re:PC vs Console.. by AntiOrganic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And you know what? I bet 19 out of 20 people make the frozen lasagna instead.

  23. Ghost still multiplatform by Clock+Nova · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hmmm. Last I checked, Starcraft: Ghost was still a multi-console release. Interesting article, though slightly misguided.

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  24. Re:Uh, editors? by tm2b · · Score: 2, Funny

    They knew that.

    They just don't seem to have known that it's not funny.

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  25. Hell! by NetNinja · · Score: 2, Funny

    Collect them all!
    Hack them!
    Trade them with your friends!

  26. hmmm... by gimpimp · · Score: 4, Funny

    i think the Indrema box will win the console wars!

    /been under a rock...

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  27. Editorial...not technical review by MikeD83 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think people should stop complaining. It was a quite humorous editorial piece on the status of the console industry. I stopped taking it seriously when I saw the image of the fake testicles attached to the Game Cube. If you take it as a light-hearted editorial- it's actually a good read.

    1. Re:Editorial...not technical review by prockcore · · Score: 3, Funny

      I stopped taking it seriously when I saw the image of the fake testicles attached to the Game Cube.

      Considering that that picture came after the penis length chart, I'm to assume you took the penis length chart seriously?

  28. Missed the point on Xbox. by incom · · Score: 5, Informative

    The reason the Xbox isn't closer to the ps2 is that it isn't "cool" in japan, and thus the amazing console game creation prowless of the japanese isn't paying much attention to the Xbox(except for the companies that MS pays to create games). That, and the lack of good games aside from halo for the first year and a half of the Xbox's existance.

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  29. whua? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    whats an "Xbox" is that like the new master system?
    Does it run on minix?

  30. Re:Microsoft Propaganda As Always... by Babbster · · Score: 3, Insightful
    First off, on sales figures: Until I see one source with hard data on all three, I disbelieve all of them. What inevitably happens is that people have to cobble together US figures released by Microsoft, production numbers released by Nintendo, worldwide distribution (including replacements) figures from Sony, the various third-party surveys and statistical guesses, etc. All numbers that have different meanings and varying degrees of relevance to the "big question": Who's first, who's second and who's third (thank your lucky stars you can't here my Lou Abbott impression).

    Until there's a consistent third-party reporting on all three companies the various sales figures, while perhaps having some value taken on their own, become meaningless when compared to one another.

    On Linux: The idea that Microsoft should be supportive of Linux on their machine is at best naive. Why should they offer more legitimacy [than they have to] to a competitor? Further, why should they support such a feature that would inevitably cause increased sales of a product that isn't a revenue generator while probably minimizing the attach rate of the software, on which they DO make money?

    Perspective: If people buy one Xbox to run Microsoft-approved Linux, that's not too bad for Microsoft. After all, it's very likely that the buyer will purchase one or more games for the system (even if they're not a fan of Xbox exclusives, they could go for Xbox versions of multi-console titles that might be better on X).

    On the other hand, if people buy one or more EXTRA Xboxen to run Microsoft-approved Linux then any chances of profit (slim in this generation, anyway) off the additional machines go up in smoke since a multiple-Xbox buyer is unlikely to buy multiple copies of each game.

    Even in the PR area, it's at best a wash to support Xbox Linux since the people whose minds they would want to change about their company wouldn't be satisfied with just that one thing. They would simply move on to all the other things they hate about Microsoft and Windows while playing with their LinuXboxen.

  31. Discount GC too soon? by aSiTiC · · Score: 4, Informative
    I'd just like to say this article is quite ridiculous, but even if the entire article is a TROLL, I will respond.

    There are a number of GameCube releases that excite me in the future:

    Mario Kart Double Dash

    Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles

    I do not own a GameCube currently but I'm planning on buying one to play these two games...

    Still, I'm glad to have a PS2 so I can play this game:

    Final Fantasy X-2

  32. Re:Microsoft Propaganda As Always... by PipianJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Until there's a consistent third-party reporting on all three companies the various sales figures, while perhaps having some value taken on their own, become meaningless when compared to one another.

    This is quite true, and I won't dispute it. But it's hard to get worldwide figures other than from the companies themselves. They're all going to inflate their own figures and deflate the others... (Why do you think she claimed Xbox was in second place worldwide? Certainly not because she trusted Nintendo's sales figures.)

    The idea that Microsoft should be supportive of Linux on their machine is at best naive. Why should they offer more legitimacy [than they have to] to a competitor? Further, why should they support such a feature that would inevitably cause increased sales of a product that isn't a revenue generator while probably minimizing the attach rate of the software, on which they DO make money?

    A very good point that I won't dispute. After all, this is Microsoft, and they really have no interest in Linux anyways (aside from killing it). It's just rather interesting that she evaded the whole question rather than giving it more straightly to a person who clearly knew more about what was going on than other questioners.

    Ultimately Linux on the Xbox will be thanks to the people trying to get it on, with no help from MS (not even from those hackers who tried to "bargain" with MS to not release the font exploit on the 4th of July). Not through bargains or anything else. I knew that the question was loaded, and I understood the majority of the true reasons behind not letting it on when I asked the question.

  33. He missed something important by mnmn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    And that is market momentum. Nintendo is still on the mind of the ones among us who are in their early 20s. We remember lusting after those Donkey Kong handhelds and NEOGEO games that seemed to define video games after Atari. Even after GameCube, I'm still open to give Nintendo a chance but I'll be wary. Younger ones will not remember the glory days of nintendo and have already associated the image of nintendo with crap.

    Enter Playstationa and both 1 and 2 were huge successes. They have whipped up a market momentum ( PS2 would not be such a success without the success of the PS1) that will benefit them much. Seriously which console are we all looking forward to most? Playstation3 of course.

    And we all know the XBOX is really a celeron computer with a TV output and a different BIOS. That does much harm to its image as a sleek game box, as much as its sales performance so far. Microsoft has also garnered up a bad image just like AOL for internet connection, with its BSOD and Outlook worms conquering the world.

    Given all three consoles come out at the same time with the same pricetag, everyone will buy the PS3 first without checking reviews and specs whether or not it is the winner.

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    1. Re:He missed something important by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Personally I'm not that sure that image and momentum play that much of a role.

      Except for

      1. a handful of nerds who are still stuck at the "Nintendo rules because of Donkey Kong on NES" point in time, and

      2. the few die-hard nerds debating MHz and megabytes and "Microsoft sucks"

      ... the rest of us just look at the available games, and make a choice based on that. It's all about the available games. It's that simple.

      Hype and past successes can only help that much. It didn't help the N64 compete with the PSX, did it? Yes, a lot of people wanted a N64 based on Nintendo's past success, but in the end they went and bought a Playstation instead. Go figure.

      It makes a nice elitist story that people are just sheep which buy based on hype alone, but in practice it's just not so. In practice, most people actually think twice before throwing 179$ on a console. They read a few reviews. They look at the available titles. And even more importantly: they talk to each other, too.

      And in the end what does matter are the games. And _that's_ what Sony did right all along. And that's where Nintendo and MS screwed up big time.

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  34. Re:I don't really understand the idea of console w by AntiOrganic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Talk abounds concerning another round of price drops in the near future. Speculation says that Gamecube will fall to $129 while PS2 and Xbox will be priced at a modest $149. I had assumed the prices had already fallen. Silly me, they'll cut it in time for the holiday season like last year.

    I realize that many gamers are underage, but I take the position of assuming that the article's writer (while he doesn't show it) is over the age of 18, and most likely, so are you and the rest of Slashdot's readers. This comment, being posted on Slashdot, was designed to cater specifically to Slashdot readers rather than, of course, to people who will never read the comment.

    You do have a point about the Greatest Hits games, but chances are that there aren't 12 Greatest Hits games worth buying (which there almost certainly aren't) and you'll be suckered into buying more new games at $50-55 apiece. This is, of course, assuming that you don't already own the originals of Grand Theft Auto 3 and Final Fantasy X. When I was younger, I owned about 35 Playstation games. The only Greatest Hits title I owned was Crash Bandicoot, and it was given to me as a gift. I would go so far as to make the assumption that most people don't wait a long enough time for the low-price Greatest Hits release to actually buy it. If they want it, they'll probably get it when it's new. So, essentially, it boils down to 3 full-price games vs. one new console. Though, you do have me on one point -- I hadn't bothered to factor in the costs of memory cards, controllers, and other peripherals.

    But the inverse may actually be true -- for many people, it may actually be more likely that you will buy more "Greatest Hits" titles for the new console that you just got -- so, if it comes down to 5 full-price games for PS2 that you've never played (since you own the originals of the Greatest Hits games), or 5 Platinum Hit games for Xbox that you've never played, you're only spending a marginal amount more on the Xbox games including the console.

    I could be entirely wrong, but it sure makes sense to me.

  35. Re:ps3 by mhandlon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't take it personally; sometimes the moderators have the sense of Christopher Lowell on a bad batch of crystal meth.

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  36. Slashdot's layout is unique, actually... by darylp · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot is bullshit on the left, bullshit in the middle, and bullshit on the right.

  37. Re:I don't really understand the idea of console w by Babbster · · Score: 2, Informative
    Speculation says that Gamecube will fall to $129...

    ACTUALLY, according to this link, Nintendo is going to be dropping the US price of the Gamecube to $99 by the end of September. Unfortunately, the only other place I found the info was here and there's no linkage in that "viewer mail" section to get more details. Nintendo's website was similarly not helpful at all.

    Assuming the above is true, it was probably at the end of last week's news cycle and we'll probably hear more tomorrow.

  38. Re:This article doesn't make any sense by iapetus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Perhaps I'm wrong here, but I got this strange impression that the article was aiming for humour rather than a true in-depth look at the future of the video games industry. There were a few little things that gave it away. The graph of penis sizes. The suggestion that Microsoft will be the future because of changes in federal law and death threats to major developers.

    Oh, and that wasn't really a picture of a Sony engineer testing out Cell.

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  39. I Own All Three Consoles... by John_Booty · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...mentioned in the article- XBox, Gamecube, and PS2. Of the three, I find myself enjoying the Gamecube the most, followed closely by the XBox, with the PS2 as a distant third.

    I find the XBox and the Gamecube to have much nicer/smoother graphics than the PS2 games. Also, I like the fact that they each have four controller ports- four-player simultaneous games are a blast. Yeah, I know you can buy a multi-tap for the PS2, but nobody I know has a multitap and there isn't much game support for them. Nintendo has the best controllers ever, IMHO, followed by the XBox S-Controllers. The PS2 controllers are... adequate.

    I also like the small, cute appearance of the Gamecube. Yeah- call me weird, but something appeals to me about a system that squeezes that much power out of so little hardware. Maybe it's some sort of innate engineer's sense, I don't know. By contrast, the XBox seems to have slighly nicer graphics but is many times more massive.

    People complain about the game libraries on the XBox and GC, compared to the PS2's. It's true that the PS2 has hundreds as times as many games as the other two systems. But I think that's only really an issue if you play hundreds of games. If you take the best 5, 10, or 15 games or so from any system's software library, I think the three consoles are pretty even.

    Even though it made this point in a "funny" way - that article was SERIOUSLY RIGHT about one thing- the "kiddie"/"girly" image of Nintendo is KILLING it. Nintendo has to re-establish itself as a system for "real men". Like it or not, the reality is that a large portion of the game-buying public just doesn't want to be seen buying something like the Gamecube, and would rather go with the more-manly XBox or PS2.

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    1. Re:I Own All Three Consoles... by toriver · · Score: 4, Funny

      I, too, have all three consoles:

      Dreamcast, PS2 and Gamecube.

      I don't have the strangely packaged PC. :P

      (Of course, calling the XBox a PC is like calling the PS2 a SGI workstation. Nevermind.)

  40. Re:Microsoft Propaganda As Always... by Photo_Nut · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Let me summarize the parent comment:
    "I'm a 17 year old proud Nintendo zealot, asking flamebait questions of a director of advanced technology in the XBox group because I want to irk her. I put what I can remember of the conversation on my blog and post to /. so that I can brag about it to all my friends. I feel cool because I got canned answers to uninteresting questions that have been asked by other zealots like me."
    This post wasn't insightful or interesting. It maybe even deserved a flamebait rating. I don't find childish antics to be a way of gaining respect. Before you irk someone on your own side of the OSS debate for giving credence to the "all Linux users are immature male teens" argument, go back to your room and think about it.

    I'll answer both questions technically:
    Q: Why does Microsoft refuse to give Linux a legitimate license for use?

    A: The XBox is a game console which is sold as a loss leader, so that the money can be made back in licensing fees from Microsoft and 3rd party software for the platform. Running Linux on it gains no licensing fees, damages the reputation among gamers that it is a game console and NOT a computer, opens the console to a market of people who aren't profitable (the people who buy games), and if Microsoft has had _any_ legal claim (Patent, trade secret, etc) to _any_ form of IP infringed on by Linux, selling Linux would nullify Microsoft's rights. Sony's PS/2 Linux is an example of a console implementation of Linux failing to produce anything of value to Sony. Microsoft doesn't need to repeat Sony's mistakes to learn from them.

    Q: What does Microsoft plan to do about the fact that they are in third place worldwide?

    A: Microsoft will study its competition and determine what it needs to do to compete in the long term. Being 3rd place selling over 10 Million units after 2 years of a V1 product from Microsoft is actually quite a success, and you can bet that Ms. Fryer is busy working out deals to acquire whatever advanced technologies she can to make the division more profitable, and in general turning around the revenue stream from being a losing money proposition in the short term to a profitable enterprise in the long term.

    Which technologies she's getting into she probably won't tell you, but I'm guessing that you will be able to do video chat at some point using the XBox 2, or maybe even the XBox. Do they really need all that horsepower (733MHz P3) as it is? The XBox is more powerful than my main computer throughout my 4 years of college!

    This year, a 3.06 GHz P4 with hyperthreading and 6 USB 2 ports is $1000. Imagine what kinds of things software on this device will be able to do in a box under your TV next year. You had an opportunity to ask someone who produces cool advanced technologies about what they thought was coming in 5 to 10 years, and maybe even influence her, and all you could do is rant to boost your "proud 17-year-old ego". This is exactly the kind of mentality that brings down /., and here it is with a score of 5, Interesting.

  41. Re:I don't really understand the idea of console w by EpsCylonB · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't think MS are ever betting on making loads of dosh from the hardware. What is going on between Sony and MS at the moment is nothing less than a war for control of the living room. The current generation of consoles have already changed from being straight gaming machines to being able to play DVD's (I'm leaving the big N out of this cause they always marketed the GC as a pure gaming experience). And both of the big console makers have started to dip their toes in the waters of online gaming, and whats the betting that the next consoles will allow access to the internet as well as other online services.

    Who knows what these boxes will be doing for us in a decades time, I predict that we will we will see all the modern media devices (dvd, dvr, games, hi fi) converge into one box in the center of the living room.

  42. I like money by M3wThr33 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Really!

    Sony's profits are down 98%.

    Microsoft's game division is down 42 percent.

    Nintendo posts a 11.5 billion yen profit for the quarter. That's about $1 MILLION A DAY or $12 a second.

    Who's the loser here? Console sales aren't instant profit. Games are what matters, and with Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire selling 9.5 Million worldwide(Who said it was dead?), Nintendo can afford to make the games they want without having to copy anyone else to make a quick buck.

  43. Re:This article doesn't make any sense by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Microsoft, however, is not made up of a bunch of stupid fuckheads as everyone assumes."

    That's true, Microsoft's products are only BOUGHT by stupid fuckheads. We work with MS sometimes and find them quite a bright bunch, we don't use their awful products though.

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  44. Pathetic. by fondue · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Okay, let's see what insightful comments a bunch of high school kids have to grace us with today.

    "Nintendo is kiddie!!!1"

    "Teh Xbox is big!!!1"

    "Sony liek hype!!!1"

    A shame they didn't think of evaluating the ACTUAL GAMES available for each of the machines, or how they've performed commercially in the three main territories. Or failing that, tried to be funny.

    At least the domain name was accurate.

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  45. Re:The PC will always be the premier gaming platfo by Tidal+Flame · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah, the PC is a great gaming console, as long as you don't mind spending about 10 times as much money as you need to be to get working, non-laggy games. I also hope you don't mind the fact that the game still doesn't look as good as most of the console games out there, because it has to be designed for the lowest common denominator so that those of us who aren't Bill Gates can actually afford a system capable of playing it. Oh, and don't forget the total lack of stability, the annoying and often faulty software activation process, and the amount of space it's wasting on your hard disk.

    Sounds fun to me!