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UK to Put Monitors in Every Car?

wackoman2112 writes "The Sun is reporting that the UK government has plans to put a computerised spy in every car. This "spy" will record every single time a motorist goes slightly over the speed limit, into a bus lane, or stops on a yellow line! It will report this information to roadside sensors and you will soon receive a fine in the mail."

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  1. Inflexibility means brittle. by Dutchmaan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It seems to me that people *need* a certain amount of flexibility in the law.. Something this rigid is bound to fail...it simply goes too far against human nature.

    1. Re:Inflexibility means brittle. by agentchaos · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Seriously. This plan looks like a perpetual drivers' test. And if anything could raise the collective blood pressure of a nation, that looks like just the thing.

    2. Re:Inflexibility means brittle. by ePhil_One · · Score: 4, Insightful
      It seems to me that people *need* a certain amount of flexibility in the law.. Something this rigid is bound to fail...it simply goes too far against human nature.

      Might not be such a bad thing, we might wind up with more sensible speed laws then.

      Then again, this also seems to be proof that speed laws, etc. are just revenue genrating devices and a means to give the police reason to pull over "profile" folks (ie DWB-Driving while black, and now, DWA-Driving while Arab). IF they really wanted to keep cars from speeding, they'd make the sensors work the other way, tell the car not to exceed 100kph or whatever, and a simple rev-limiter/electronic throttle would maintain the speed.

      Soon after they could build us the little matrix-tubes where we could live out our lives in government mandated safety.

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    3. Re:Inflexibility means brittle. by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      considerring that there hasnt been any changes in the user interface in a car since like 1930, yes, everything would be relevant.

      now, at the age of 70, would you be physically able to drive a car? thats a different question.

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    4. Re:Inflexibility means brittle. by akbar+pasha · · Score: 5, Funny

      yeah we can have those credit card machines installed in every car, so that every time they break a law, they just swipe the card and ready to go....

      much more flexible... ::akbar

    5. Re:Inflexibility means brittle. by sensate_mass · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Might not be such a bad thing, we might wind up with more sensible speed laws then.

      I'm not so sure. Although the US moved to greatly increase enforcement of drug laws, we haven't yet wound up with more sensible drug laws. All we got were more jails with more people in them. More draconian laws do not necessarily produce an effective backlash.

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    6. Re:Inflexibility means brittle. by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Appart from the handle they used to place on the front to start the car and the fact they now go anywhere up to 6 times as fast. Indicators are also fitted now. So, apart from that, no real changes.

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    7. Re:Inflexibility means brittle. by cosmo7 · · Score: 4, Funny

      considerring that there hasnt been any changes in the user interface in a car since like 1930, yes, everything would be relevant.

      so your car has an advance/retard lever? or a choke? even if you're in that minority in the US that has a clutch and gearstick, i doubt you have to double clutch to change gears because you don't have a synchromesh gearbox. or use different coolants for summer and winter. or regularly have to repair tires because they puncture so often.

    8. Re:Inflexibility means brittle. by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      that's because the majority of people don't use drugs. Everyone speeds.

    9. Re:Inflexibility means brittle. by ePhil_One · · Score: 4, Funny

      Argueably there should be a "Panic" button for that 5% of the population that inexplicably wind up being chased repeatedly by undead serial killed like Jason Vorhees or T-1000 units. This could helpfully summon police units automaticly to help you out (in case its irate liquor store owners you are running from)

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    10. Re:Inflexibility means brittle. by jdreed1024 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      IF they really wanted to keep cars from speeding, they'd make the sensors work the other way, tell the car not to exceed 100kph or whatever, and a simple rev-limiter/electronic throttle would maintain the speed.

      This is an insanely stupid idea. There are times when you need to speed up to get out of a dangerous situation. For example, I was once driving down the highway, and this guy in the lane next to me (obviously drunk) was weaving in and out of lanes, and other cars had to swerve to avoid him. In that case, the safest place to be is in front of him, not behind him. However, I was already going 65mph (the speed limit) and was in one of the left hand lanes, so I couldn't safely slow down enough to get behind him. So I had to speed up to 75 to pass him and some other cars, and then slow back down to normal speed. And about 15 minutes later, there was a five car pileup, caused by this guy (I found this out on the news when I got home).

      Also, how is such a device going to be regulated? Will it "know" what the speed limit is? How will it enforce it? If I'm on a highway where it's 65, and then it drops to 55 in a populated area (which is not at all uncommon), will it slam on the brakes until the car gets down to 55? That's a great way to get rear-ended.

      Even if the device is smart enough to know what the speed limit is at all times, I'm not sure I want something like that in control of my car's accelerator. I was in a car once where the computer malfunctioned and the fuel-injector was locked full-on. This is equivalent to flooring the accelerator. Fortunately, this happened on an empty street, but had I been in stop and go traffic, or in a parking lot next to a building, I'd probably be dead.

      A car is, like anything else, something which can be used for good or evil. It's up to the operator to decide which they choose. You wouldn't want a program on your computer preventing you from using it to copy MP3s, or view pr0n, or read communist newsletters, would you? Why would you want a device on your car preventing you from exceeding the speed limit when necessary?

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    11. Re:Inflexibility means brittle. by Malc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Try thinking out of the box, or at least beyond the car. Look at how the environment has changed. More people, less space, more rush. Things whizzing around from all directions. New ideas for traffic management... have you even seen those "magic" roundabouts in the UK? I experienced the Hemel Hempstead one this summer, and it's twisted - roundabouts on a roundabout, with traffic going both ways on the larger one. It becomes harder and harder to adapt with age, and reaction times and awareness decrease too. I can't even imagine what the roads will be like in another 40 years. 40 years ago there was hardly any traffic or high speed multi-lane roads.

    12. Re:Inflexibility means brittle. by GeckoX · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So I head into a long pass, and the car I'm passing is being a dick and speeding up some as well...that's ok a bit more gas and I'm just about there...oops, my 30 seconds is up and all of a sudden I'm dropped back to my limited speed, parallelling the car I'm trying to pass...and here comes a car coming the other way....

      Yeah, good solution.

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    13. Re:Inflexibility means brittle. by lordcorusa · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Aside from the percentages of people who violate the two kinds of laws, as other responders said, the most relevant difference between this proposal and drug law is enforcement. While we have very strict drug laws in America, they are not enforced very often. While I don't use any drugs, I know a number of people who use them (pot, E, etc) on a regular basis, and yet none of them have ever gotten so much as cited for it.

      This proposal is not merely a strict regulation on driving, it is (theoretically) the perfect mechanism for citations. Presumably it will give you a citation for each and every violation of a traffic law. It is the equivalent of putting a government mandated sensor in your body that phones home every time it detects illegal chemicals in your body.

      Once drivers realize how often they break the laws and how much it costs them, they will demand a change in the law. The only way to avoid this would be to have the prosecutor choose to not prosecute most people, like the police currently choose to not pull over most violations they witness. However, a traffic officer has at least some leeway to decide the dangerousness of a particular violation as he witnesses it; a prosecutor after the fact won't have nearly as much insight. The end result would be enormously unfair, and I am not sure if even the government has enough spin power to make people ignore it.

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    14. Re:Inflexibility means brittle. by fishbowl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > We haven't yet wound up with more sensible drug
      >laws.

      Drug laws still only criminalize a minority of the population, despite the fact that pot smokers want to believe everybody supports reform.

      However, if you managed something like 100% enforcement for speeding (and made the punishment for speeding HARSH, such as civil forfeiture of your vehicle!) you might finally tip the scale where the average person is willing to take on the lawful authority with whatever implement of destruction is available to him.

      If they don't get pissed enough to start a revolution, they might at least get pissed enough to start voting.

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    15. Re:Inflexibility means brittle. by Bob+McCown · · Score: 5, Funny
      your car has an advance/retard lever?

      Judging by some of the idiots I regularly see on the road, their cars MUST have a retard lever on them, since they have a retard behind the wheel.

    16. Re:Inflexibility means brittle. by 4of12 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem with the new system, apart from its Orwellian intrusion into people's lives, is that it only monitors a limited selection of behaviors that define good driving.

      Most of us have been in the situation where someone is a technically qualified driver - stops when they're supposed to, never exceeds the speed limit, etc. - but they can be among the more dangerous people on the road because they can act without much regard for other drivers, for the flow of traffic. Some of these correct but oblivious drivers don't actually become involved in an accident for every dangerous situation they create; but there cases where other drivers get into the accidents.

      I think periodic tests are sufficient, but full time monitoring is overly instrusive and, though it will cut down some on the number of accidents, it will not completely eliminate the problem of bad drivers.

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    17. Re:Inflexibility means brittle. by hazem · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, all you have to do is tap your breaks. In most cases, people follow too closely, so they have to break when they see your lights.

      By tapping the breaks and then moving on, you can cause a "traffic wave" of stopped traffic that can last for quite some time.

      Visit http://www.amasci.com/amateur/traffic/traffic1.htm l for more information.

      He says at one point: When traffic is heavy and unstable, slight braking by a single driver can cause the traffic to freeze into a gigantic crystal. Like Kurt Vonnegut's end of the world story CAT'S CRADLE it's the "Ice Nine" of the highways.

  2. The Sun by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Do you have any fucking idea what "The Sun" is?

    Implied: why bother linking to any of their crap?

    1. Re:The Sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The Sun is a friend of the government. It is being used to test the waters. Then they can introduce something less draconian and we will be releived it wasn't as bad as we first thought.

    2. Re:The Sun by mcgroarty · · Score: 5, Funny
      The Sun also revealed that SCO does indeed own Linux, Darl is the father of Torvald's baby girl, Natalie Portman is a transvestite, and RMS and Taco are in litigation over renaming the site GNU/Slashdot...

      It's a dark day for all of us. :-(

    3. Re:The Sun by jez_f · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is the same sun that thinks that Blunkets' fascist ID cards are a great idea.

      In sun think:
      ID cards good: keep foreign scum out of the country
      Car IDs bad: stop you driving properly and spy on what you do
      They have their audience and respond to how they think. They have no consistent viewpoint on civil liberties, they just lisen to their masters voice.

    4. Re:The Sun by Captain+Large+Face · · Score: 4, Funny

      Anyone from the UK not fall of their chair laughing when they saw the source of the article?

  3. Where's Wesley Snipes when you need him? by Bame+Flait · · Score: 5, Funny

    I want to see people get irate like Snipes in the phone booth in Demolition Man. Maybe slashbots can start a movement to bring back cryogenically frozen nerds to combat our evil oppressors.

  4. Get the F out... by chia_monkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No way... Are people's liberties going to be trampled that bad? Would we have to explain every single infraction? "The truck was on my arse so I had to speed up" or "I swerved into the bus lane to miss the dog". The possibilities are endless. And that's just for having legitimate excuses for every time you "break the law". What's scarier is that this is even a possibility. This just paves the way to have video cameras mounted in every car "to ensure your personal safety" or whatever. Kinda frightening if you ask me.

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    1. Re:Get the F out... by Tony+Hammitt · · Score: 4, Funny

      Simple, we'll just have to put sensors on the dogs, too :)

  5. Screw Thy Neighbor! by Null_Packet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Cool! All you need to do is swipe a sensor from the side of the road, reverse engineer the signals in your garage, and sniff your neighbor's/enemies' signature, and you can bankrupt them with traffic tickets!

    There's a reason human beings do this in the US- one because it's always open to interpretation, and two- we have to have a job like traffic cop for the jerks in our society.

  6. Dutch minister: Curse control by Frans+Faase · · Score: 5, Informative

    A Dutch minister has suggested the idea to install a cruse control (with speed limit) in every car. Aside from this there have been experiments here in the Netherlands with such a cruse control that would limit the speed based on GPS data and a database.

  7. The Sun in perspective by ratbag · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Sun is a tabloid rag, concerned only with tittle-tattle, gossip, celebrity "revelations" and salacious pictures. It is not a newspaper and I wouldn't ever think of using it as the basis for a sensible discussion on any issue. Someone find a reference to this "story" in a real newspaper and we can talk about it.

    Rob.

    1. Re:The Sun in perspective by heli0 · · Score: 5, Informative
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  8. Credentials of the source by Burb · · Score: 4, Informative
    For the benefit of those not familiar with the British press, this is the paper that brought you "Freddy Starr Eat My Hamster" on the front page. And topless girls on page 3. And such high, high, journalistic standards.

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  9. Uh huh by stratjakt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Overreaction, as usual, by the Sun. I'm not even going to finish reading this diatribe, I don't buy it, not even for the UK. All of this is easier accomplished by roadside cameras, and has the same basic flaw - it wont hold up in court.

    At any rate, you have the right to a day in court, and to face your accuser. Unless this tattler box can show up to testify against you, your case will be thrown out.

    So once again some loudmouth says something stupid or sarcastic, and the Sun jumps all over it like its the next big story. Those guys are almost as bad as slashdot when it comes to fact checking.

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  10. The Sun by Graham+Clark · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's a terrible, terrible newspaper with a reputation for making up half of what they print and not checking the rest.

    They also have severe disagreements with the government and are not above lying to score political points.

    This might be true, but a second and more reputable source would be better.

  11. Good Evening Sir... by Suhas · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...I am here to take your daughter for dance.

    Sure Son, here, Take my car.

  12. A grain of salt... by Shoten · · Score: 4, Informative

    Keep in mind that this is a British tabloid that is doing the reporting. The genre is notorious for fluff, demagoguery, and "sports dailies" that are basically half sports, half softcore porn. I'd hope to see something a bit more solid verifying this story before I worried too much about it.

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  13. Re:And I thought red light cameras were a nuisance by EMH_Mark3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Here's a wacky idea -- how about you stop burning red lights?

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  14. I don't know about the UK but in the US... by ebuck · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It would take approximately 2 hours after this passes for an entrapenuer to board and airplane and set up shop in Mexico.

    This shop would produce circumvention kits, which would be banned from import, yet be strangely available via flea markets, and some "grey-area" mail order catalogs.

    It would eventually require the continual inspection of automobiles to verify that the devices haven't been circumvented. And in the US, a car has become so much part of the identity of "being American", that people would consider even inspecting the system an attack on their civil liberties.

    But then again, should the US Gov. indicate that it is necessary because suspected terrorists could be using vechiles (aka cars) to plan their next grocery store outing, I'd fully expect it to pass with full approval.

    Cynical? No! Not me! hahahahaha....

  15. Re:am I missing something? by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "what exactly is wrong with this proposal?"

    They'd spend billions before realising that it won't work as a concept, car thieves routinely circumvent it and the law hasn't caught up to the idea of RFID tagging as evidence. FWIW, quite a large number of traffic lights in this country are already equipped with cameras, and we have several hundred 'GATSO' cameras by the roadside. Unfortunately they don't provide identification of the driver, just the car and by inference the owner, but they can't prove the driver. A small loophole.

    The other problem is that in 2000, they granted the police wide ranging powers to request information of telecommunications providers...we're still waiting for the rules governing the requests to actually be written.

    The current labour government has a track record of trying to lever itself into the position of being a data nexus...the largest personal identification database is run by Envision for TV licensing, but it's not actually registered with the Data Protection registrar. As a result, I don't trust the UK government to actually get stuff right.

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  16. Re:Issue by slim · · Score: 4, Informative

    WTF is an 'MOT'?

    I *think* the initials are "Ministry of Transport", but that's not directly relevant.

    In the UK, if your car is over three years old, you must get a certificate of roadworthiness, issued by a certified test centre, once a year. The certificate is an "MOT Certificate" and the test is an "MOT Test".

    Driving without an MOT or insurance is illegal, and you have to present both your MOT and your insurance certificate in order to get a tax disk, without which you're bound to get stopped and fined (or worse) eventually.

    The article is suggesting that adding the necessary tech would be mandatory in order to pass the test.

  17. Good website for UK drivers... by slipgun · · Score: 5, Informative

    Anyone interested in issues surrounding driving in the UK, esp. the anti car madness which is around at the moment, should have a look at SafeSpeed. Lots of interesting information regarding cameras, police targets, why driving fast isn't necessarily dangerous, etc.

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  18. Ever heard of OBD-III? by BJZQ8 · · Score: 5, Informative

    We've already got this on the way in the USA. OBD-III (on-board diagnostics 3) is a scheme proposed by the EPA and various other government agencies to "protect the environment." Right now, every new car has OBD-II, which constantly monitors your vehicle for emissions compliance. Wonderful, huh? Well OBD-III will incorporate a satellite transmitter in every car...if your car goes out of spec, the government will know who you are...and have the authority to revoke your registration until you get it fixed. They will also have the ability to stop your car from starting, or stop it entirely if you are determined to be a criminal or environmental outlaw. Plans are already afoot to interface the system with "smart signs"...so you could be issued a ticket directly from a "SPEED LIMIT 55" sign...for going 56. The future is here! Limitless revenue for the government!

  19. Re:am I missing something? by gd23ka · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Everything. As a vehicle owner I have to pay for it, or rather the expensive transponder box, I have to pay for it when it breaks, I have to make sure it's data such as what insurance I have and other DMV stuff is kept up to date... And as a taxpayer I have to pay for sensors and receivers for every 200ft of road, for every intersection, for every stoplight, I have to pay the cost of communicating with all those roadside boxes, I have to pay the cost of the computer systems involved, I have to pay the cost of the people running the system...

    just so that big brother can a.) fine me for going a little over the speed limit ... b.) can years hence accurately tell where I am right now or where I was on a certain date at certain time.

    You know, Bob, I usually don't fuck up bad on the road but hey...

  20. Worthy Source of Information by harryman100 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The fact that something like this has been reported in "The Sun" really isn't a justifiable reason to believe that it is at all likely to happen. I used to read quite a lot of UK newspapers (I live there) and I have seen this or a very similar story published before, and nothing has ever happened about it. I fully expect the same thing to happen this time.

    I am actually in favour of cracking down on people who recklessly break the law, but I think monitoring people's speed this way is not the way to go. For example, I know many people who would not think twice before doing speeds in excess of 50mph in a 30mph limit zone, these people could do with receiving punishment for such a thing. But IMO there is nothing wrong with doing 80/90mph along a country lane in the dark (the safest time - you can see traffic a long way off - and there is much less of it) providing, you, the car and the road can all handle that sort of speed. I would never consider doing speeds in excess of the limit in heavily populated areas. [for those of you who are not aware the speed limit on such roads is 60mph].

    If this kind of technology is going to be introduced into vehicles in this country, then fair enough, thats the way its going to be, I think it would certainly take away some of the fun of driving, but in some ways I would rather know that I am being 'watched' constantly rather than having to keep looking to see where the speed camera is hidden.

    BTW, WTF!!! is this colour scheme, its kind of maroon and puke yellow. its making me feel quite ill!!!!!

    FYI I didn't RTFA - its the sun, there's nothing to read in the sun.

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  21. HAHAHA "The Sun" lies by captainclever · · Score: 5, Informative

    Hahaha for those of you who don't live in the UK - "The Sun" newspaper is a fithy rag of a tabloid.

    They frequently lie and make up stupid stories.

    Don't believe a word of it.

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    1. Re:HAHAHA "The Sun" lies by misterpies · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not meant to be offensive, I just wonder if we USians are the only ones who still delude ourselves with the myth of unbiased reporting...

      If you've written that after watching Fox news, then you are seriously deluded. Basically, in the US, newspapers provide balanced coverage while TV news unashamedly chases ratings by being populist and biased. In the UK, TV coverage is balanced (by law) while newspapers generally take a political slant. Given that most people get their news from the TV, I'd say the British system results in a better educated public.

      This is especially true since there's little diversity of viewpoints even on US TV - the choice seems to be between rightwing and very rightwing - and very few genuinely national newspapers, meaning that "balanced" coverage is whatever the NY Times prints. In the UK, on the other hand, in addition to the balanced coverage provided by the numerous TV news stations, the presence of 10 national newspapers all with different political points of view, from unashamedly liberal to unashamedly neo-con, means that at least you're generally aware of other points of view, even if you don't subscribe to them.

      And anyway, nobody reads tabloid newspapers for the news. That's why they have to put a half-naked girl on page 3...

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  22. technical issues by johnstein · · Score: 5, Interesting

    too bad that speedometers aren't 100% exact. They simply display a sorta average of your speed. If it showed your exact speed while driving, the needle would jump around much quicker. (not quite as quick as the Tach, but it wouldn't be as smooth as it is now). This means that people who honestly believe they are going the speed limit may inadvertantly go a mile or two over (esp if they are accelerating quickly, then ease off right at the limit)

    if you have GPS that can calculate speed, check it against your speedometer and you will see what I mean. (I didn't believe this either, till one of my friends used his GPS to prove it. Also, it would likely depend on how fine a resolution and how quickly your GPS refreshes... however, I am not a GPS expert by any means, esp since googling produces various opinions. some say that it's the error in the speedometer, some say it's intentional error in the GPS)

    Monitoring people, in my opinion, seems a very untrusting way to do business. It automatically assumes that the observed need to be closely watched, creating a rather suspect environment. (I won't start screaming big brother, don't worry. You can argue this without invoking Orwell)

    I don't know how the UK relys on speeding tickets as sources of income, but I am reminded of a story from florida. AAA near a florida town put up signs 6 miles outside the city that warned motorists of the 'speed trap' ahead in order to keep the speeding down. The local cops said that the signs were not allowed. Their reason? Revenues due to speeders were going down. In short, people were slowing down. You would think the cops would have been happy, right? No, they were upset because they claimed that they received 40% of the town budget and 105% of the police budget through fines. So, basically, they publically stated that they wanted people to speed. yea, yea, I know that's obvious, but I never dreamed in a million years that they would actually admit it. And what baffled me further was that hardly anyone cared! Their attitude was, "Of course that's why they don't want the signs there" instead of "isn't it outrageous that the cops actually admitted that!!"

    My point of relating this story is, if the UK is simply doing this to generate new revenue, it's a very very shady deal. I think it reeks of greed and a dash of corruption, the privacy issues set aside. Also, what about those times when you *have* to speed? perhaps a car comes barralling down the road behind you and you need a quick burst of speed to avoid a collision? What about passing (overtaking). yea, I know you aren't supposed to go over the speed limit when you do that, but if you don't, passing is rather tough. I myself don't pass much, but when I do, I try to limit myself to 5mph over the speed limit.

    -John

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  23. Handy guide to the UK press by Burb · · Score: 5, Funny
    From "Yes, Prime Minister"

    Jim Hacker: "Don't tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers:
    - The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country;
    - The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country;
    - The Times is read by people who actually do run the country;
    - The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country;
    - The Financial Times is read by people who own the country;
    - The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country;
    - And the Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is."
    Sir Humphrey: "Prime Minister, what about the people who read the Sun?"
    Bernard Woolley: "Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits."

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  24. Great Idea! by StormyMonday · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Let's start by putting one in every car driven my a Government minister, Member of Parliament and policeman, and by their families. If that works, we'll extend it to media people and sports stars.

    If they approve after that, we can extend it to the peons.

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  25. Paranoia by jpmorgan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    GPS fears are paranoia. If you're really afraid that the government is out to get you, you'd better avoid cell-phones entirely. You're walking around with a fairly powerful radio transmitter. There are companies which sell software that triangulate the position of a cell-phone based on the surrounding cell towers. GPS doesn't add any new capability in terms of tracking that they didn't have before.

  26. Have a neighbor you dislike? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Piss him off!

    1. Steal his car one night
    2. Drive around like a madman for 30 minutes
    3. Park it back in his driveway
    4. Watch the hijinks ensue when the police cart him away.

    Be sure to wear gloves and leave no DNA. He'll never be able to prove it wasn't him.

  27. UK road stats by wulfhound · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just to bring it to peoples' attention, something in excess of 3,000 people are KILLED every year by cars and trucks in the UK... and yet the UK is considered to have a "good" road safety record. That figure is in the region of a hundred times worse per passenger mile than the rail or bus system, the equivalent of a fully-loaded 767 going down every single month.

    Hence, I'm in favour of virtually ANY regulation of motorists. Nobody has a god-given right to carry themselves about in two tons of steel - especially in a small and crowded country like the UK with an adequate public transport infrastructure.

    As to "driving at 35 when the limit is 30"... in any case, either of those speeds is too fast on urban UK roads. We have a much higher level of pedestrian (and cyclist) activity than the US, especially in towns. There's also a massive problem with illegaly-owned, uninsured cars and people driving them without the proper license.

    Anyways, to finish on a more /.-friendly note, this type of infrastructure is PERFECT to pave the way for robot-driven self-navigating cars and autonomous road vehicles.

    1. Re:UK road stats by Biolo · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Once again the simple minded retoric strikes. The problem is NOT speed. The problem is INAPPROPRIATE speed. If you are driving a 30 year old car on worn tires, it's raining and the roads are busy you are probably driving far too fast if you are anywhere near the speed limit. On the other hand someone driving a modern, reasonable performance vehicle on dry, empty good condition roads is pretty safe well in excess of the speed limit. Despite this the law insists that the first case is perfectly legal (or at least they won't prosecute you for it), but the second case is, if the zealots get there way, a sentence for public hanging. Which car would you feel safer in, ignoring for the moment airbags, crumple zones and the rest?

      Every advanced driving course you can go on will teach you about appropriate use of speed. If I'm overtaking a slower moving vehicle on a single carriageway road the safest thing for me to do is overtake as quickly as possible, speedlimit be damned. They call it "time exposed to danger" for a reason. In your ideal little world I would have to stick to the letter of the speed limit, which would increase the danger to me, the vehicle I'm overtaking and other road users.

      Do you honestly believe that people fixating on the precise speed they are doing, staring at their speedometers, at least when they aren't looking out for the next speed camera, are driving safely? I've given up, now I drive to a speed reasonable for the road conditions, my vehicles condition and capabilities, and my level of alertness. Sometimes that means I'm over the limit, sometimes I'm under. I spend my time looking out of the window where I'm going, or in my mirrors, where my eyes should be, not fixed to the speedo. The only times I actually look at the speedo is when there is a speed camera. Now, ask yourself again, would you rather be on a road where everyone is spending more time looking at their speedos than the road ahead, or one where everyone was paying attention to their driving? We seem to be heading rapidly towards a society where the latter is in prevelance.

      What the government should be going on about is increasing driver training. If you really want to reduce accidents on the roads every driver should have to take a practical test every 5 years (say). By this I do not mean a little 20 minute drive, I mean a really good, in depth examination of your driving skills. If you fail then you have to go on a course of some kind to sort things out, you have say 6 months to complete this and take the test again (perhaps an abbreviated one).

      You can pick up bad driving habits even without realising it. Take me, I considered myself a good driver, I've been on a number of driving courses (off road, rallying, track sessions, skid pans), yet I went out on a "Performance Road Car" course and got picked up for a number of bad habits. None serious, but enough to make me stop and re-evaluate my driving style again. Look at what real "Advanced Drivers" (see http://www.iam.org.uk/) go through, and you will realise that these guys are an order of magnitude better drivers than most people on the roads. I'd rather be in a car with one of these guys at 120MPH than most people at 60MPH.

      None of this is rocket science, none of it is surely beyond the whit of anyone of average intelligence, yet the Government hasn't ever made even a single move in this direction. The reasons for this are plain, to do the above, whilst very clearly achieving their stated objective of improving road safety, does nothing to line their own pockets. So instead they focus on the mantra of speed, because this means they can tax^H^H^H fine motorists easily and cheaply. That this has been shown to have very little effect on accident rates, and indeed some speed cameras INCREASE the local accident rate, is brushed off. Actually genuinely improving road safety in any reasonable manner would actually cost them money, so they aren't interested.

      The same is true when it comes to

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