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Joss Whedon's Firefly Coming To The Big Screen

lhouk281 writes "According to this article in the Hollywood Reporter, Universal is turning Firefly into a movie. Firefly lives!" This show deserved a chance to run a full season. If this comes out, I'll sure be there opening weekend.

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  1. It's Thursday.... by panda · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, we like he MPAA and its members today?

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    1. Re:It's Thursday.... by 91degrees · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not quite. We have a split personality over the matter - Some people like the MPAA, some people hate them, and some people hate them, but like a lot of the stuff they produce.

      I'm in the third category. The MPAA does some pretty nasty stuff, but I do like what they produce. I want to encourage them to continue making these things whilst discouraging them from trying to take away my rights.

    2. Re:It's Thursday.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nope. I'm going to display civil disobedience by commiting an act of copyright infringement.

    3. Re:It's Thursday.... by Erwos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps I'm just misunderstanding the concept, but I was always under the impression that to "do" civil disobedience, you were supposed to do it in public, and get arrested for it.

      Just breaking the law because you don't like it is not quite the same thing, IMHO.

      -Erwos

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    4. Re:It's Thursday.... by Cleon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The word for that is "cartel."

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    5. Re:It's Thursday.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      /.: We are the GNU/.. Resistance is futile. You will be asimilated, and your consciousness will be added to the GNU/. hive mind. Hot grits, Natalie Portman, and the Penis Bird await.

      There is no chance. Make your time. Hhahah.

      Imagine a beowulf cluster of ./ hive minds... Woah.

  2. GREAT NEWS! by bandy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Firefly is a prime example of how Fox is populated by PHBs. Fabulous show, great concept .. and they show the episodes out of order and at random intervals so the audience just can't get into it. They could have capitalized on Farscape's cancellation [SciFi: A channel for SF fans run by PHBs], but nooooooooo!

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    1. Re:GREAT NEWS! by Trigun · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe it will be so good it will spawn a T.V. Series.

      Oh wait....

    2. Re:GREAT NEWS! by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I would like to point out that, as I see it, the only network on the planet that is properly marketting itself to an audience of nerds is Cartoon Network. Adult Swim is such a great idea, and it's run in such a refreshingly honest manner that I sometimes catch myself watching stuff I don't even like *cough* Inuyasha *cough* *cough*.

      Realize to a lot of people, we're just people with money. They couldn't care less about our culture or lifestyle, so long as we watch their dumb tv shows. They come up with an idea for a market segment, one they aren't a part of, and appeal to the stereotype, not real people. This is how you can have a channel like G4, and have it be a colossal failure. Earth to MBA: gamers already know the Konami code. They don't need a team of fresh faced multiethnic twentysomethings on a stage somewhere screaming it at them. But they might watch a show with in depth strategies from experts, interviews with developers and reviews that weren't paid off...

      Of course, this is nothing new. Lifetime, MTV, VH1, even BET, have all made their niche appealing to the LCD of their particular market. Which makes me wonder what Williams' Street has done to be given the freedom to do something new and interesting...

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    3. Re:GREAT NEWS! by DCheesi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A lot of the early shows which made them great wouldn't last one season if they premiered on Fox now. The frustrating thing is that Fox still greenlights these innovative projects, but then turns around and kills them in their infancy. It would almost be better if they didn't buy these concept-shows in the first place. Then we wouldn't be tortured with the might-have-beens; and maybe the good ones would find an audience on cable or syndication.

    4. Re:GREAT NEWS! by Scrameustache · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Firefly was not a good show.

      Just like that? No context, no explanation? What, your off topic rant about the crap that doesn't get cancelled is proof of that statement?

      Well then...

      You are not a good human being.

      P.S. Dear Moderator, get your finger off that "moderate" button and read his comment, then mine again. That's right, I'm using his own style to engage conversation. I want him to back his statement instead of riding an OT karma boost to pull a quick one with that lil' snippet.

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    5. Re:GREAT NEWS! by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, you are their market, I guess. Not your type of viewer: I mean JUST you.

      You might want to call them up and let them know what kind of ads you like see. I'm sure they'd appreciate it.

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    6. Re:GREAT NEWS! by Wandering+Idiot · · Score: 5, Funny

      Firefly was not a good show.
      Die.
      Oh, wait, I should probably back that up with some sort of coherent response, hadn't I? Very well, then:

      ZOE: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?"
      BOOK: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps..."

      ZOE: "Jayne...this is something the captain has to do for himself."
      MAL: "No! No, it's not!"

      MAN: "Gave him a peck of trouble for it."
      MAL: "What kind of peck is that?"
      MAN: "The kind where they hacked off his hands and feet with a machete, rolled him into the bog."
      WASH: "The peck pretty hard around here..."

      HARROW: "You didn't have to wound that man."
      MAL: "Yeah, I know. It was just funny."

      WASH: "Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction."
      ZOE: "We live on a space ship, dear."
      WASH: "So?"

      Plus, it had *no sound in space*. Firefly rocked. Deny it again and I'll shove you into the nearest convenient intake port...

    7. Re:GREAT NEWS! by EpsCylonB · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I kinda agree, I live in the uk but I really got into John Doe last season, it hasn't been shown here (not on terrestial anyway, maybe on sky) I was downloading over the internet.

      Now don't get me wrong, JD isn't shakespeare, it is in fact a fairly silly concept for a show. However it was well acted and some of the writing was brilliant (considering the contraints of the show's story).

      Anyway, one thing we are not used to in the uk is tv series ending it's run on a cliff hanger when there is little chance of it's return. Maybe it 's because we make 6 shows in a series as opposed to 20+. I can understand why the program makers would do this tho in the compettive entertainment industry of american television. I guess in the case of john doe they were obviously hoping that a cliffhanger would help persuade the network to recomission the show.

      But for a viewer it is all just pointless, why did they bother making the show in the first place ?.

      And most importantly....

      What did digger have to do with the phoenix group ?

    8. Re:GREAT NEWS! by Artifex · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Maybe it will be so good it will spawn a T.V. Series.


      Look at Star Trek's history.
      There's still hope.

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  3. Oooh! Oooh! by Veldcath · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I only got to see two episodes of Firefly. Pity, I did enjoy it. It just wasn't on at a time when I could remember to sit down and watch it, and I still have to build a linux PVR... so it got missed.

    How many episodes were made, anyhow? It really was a rather entertaining little show. Perhaps a bit too geek-targeted in some ways for the majority of society, but certainly fun.

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  4. About time by ericdano · · Score: 4, Interesting
    About time damn it. This show should have been on another network. Fox is more interested in its lame reality TV shows than some interesting Sci-fi.

    Anyone know when the first "season" is coming out on DVD?

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    1. Re:About time by ceri · · Score: 2, Informative

      > Anyone know when the first "season" is coming out on DVD?

      Since I RTFA, I saw that:

      > Three shows never aired on Fox but will likely be featured on the series' DVD release, due out in December.

      Ceri

    2. Re:About time by Urox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If I had mod points, I'd mod you as a troll for making such an uninformed comment about women.

      I don't even know what Paradise Hotel is. It was only recently that I heard Temptation Island was amazingly on its fourth season after hearing nothing since the first season which I didn't bother watching then. Reality shows are crap and I think most women on Slashdot agree with me. I don't know a single one of my female friends that watches them. Oh, I should mention I watch college football and basketball in addition to sci-fi and several other genres of shows.

      Fox is trying to hit particular demographs off which to make money and reality-TV hits one of them.

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    3. Re:About time by Shagg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "The women at work..."

      Dude, if you have enough women where you work to make a statistically valid statement, you're on the wrong website...


      This is the same person who also said...

      "I never watched it myself which means that most of the general population did not either"

      I don't think they understand what a "statistically valid statement" means.

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    4. Re:About time by Snaller · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But, I will tell you this... Women don't care about much other than reality-TV. I have to curtail my football watching so that my gf can tune into Temptation Island and Paradise Hotel. The women at work ONLY care about Paradise Hotel and the like.

      Except a large part of the Firefly fans ARE women. They loved the relationship stuff Whedon manages to throw in without the men noticing.

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    5. Re: About time by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny


      > If I had mod points, I'd mod you as a troll for making such an uninformed comment about women.

      Hey, this is Slashdot - he's not expected to have a clue about women.

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    6. Re:About time by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 2, Funny

      What's this "SPORTS" you are all talking about?

    7. Re:About time by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Insightful


      > Except a large part of the Firefly fans ARE women. They loved the relationship stuff Whedon manages to throw in without the men noticing.

      It wasn't merely "Relationship" stuff: though the show was in the guise of a SF series in the guise of a western (or vice versa; I never figured that out), what it was really about was the characters and their interactions. That may not push everyones' buttons, and it demanded a lot more mental investment from the viewer than the standard captain-gets-in-a-jam-and-then-out fare that you expect from SF television, but in some ways it really was a very sophisticated show as compared to, say, Star Trek.

      If you watch much SF TV you'll notice that all the plot-based series are really in a rut. How many shows have you seen with the tired old stuck-in-a-time-loop plot? It was high time someone tried a different approach, and IMO it's a damn shame it didn't work out better. I think if FAUX had managed it better and given it time to grow it would have generated a large and very loyal fan base for that very reason.

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  5. The article: by Dreadlord · · Score: 2, Informative

    'Firefly' lands in film afterlife

    Joss Whedon
    By Zorianna Kit and Chris Gardner
    The short-lived TV series "Firefly" is moving to the big screen. After taking his "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" feature film and turning it into a successful TV series, Joss Whedon is about to do the reverse with another one of his creations. Whedon has teamed with Universal Pictures to turn "Firefly," a TV cult favorite, into a feature film.

    In addition to having adapted it for the big screen, Whedon will also make his feature directorial debut with the project. Plans are to see "Firefly" go into production in first-quarter 2004.

    Universal recently acquired the rights to "Firefly" from 20th Century Fox Television, where Whedon's Mutant Enemy Inc. production company has a television deal.

    The action-adventure series was set 500 years in the future and centered on a crew aboard a spaceship. The feature version will incorporate the mythology from the show but will take on a more epic feel. Whedon hopes to enlist the entire cast to come back for the feature, depending on their previous commitments, with new characters added as well.

    Whedon is producing the film through his Mutant Enemy Inc. along with studio-based producer Barry Mendell. Mendell, a former agent at UTA, used to represent Whedon. Mutant Enemy president Christopher Buchanan is executive producing. Universal production president Mary Parent is shepherding the project.

    "Ever since the show went off the air, our fan base has grown even more," Buchanan said. "We've had tremendous outpouring from the U.S. and Canada as well as the U.K., which just finished a run of 'Firefly' over there. Every comic book and sci-fi convention has had a 'Firefly' presence since the show first aired."

    For the series, which ran this past season, Whedon produced 15 hours of television, including a two-hour episode. Three shows never aired on Fox but will likely be featured on the series' DVD release, due out in December. Buchanan said fans created such a demand that DVD presales on Amazon.com sold out within 24 hours.

    Whedon, repped by CAA, continues to be executive producer of "Angel," which he created. His feature film screenplay credits include "Titan A.E.," "Alien: Resurrection" and "Toy Story."

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  6. A full season? by Rinikusu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My god, man. If "Everybody Loves Raymond" (lies! The title is a LIE! I hate that fucking show) can go on for how long now?, then Firefly deserves a run at least as long as Buffy.

    But, what do you expect? Great show, great premise, nice twist on typical plotlines, great writing, great "settings", great girls er actors and actresses.. It had all the recipes to be axed.

    "Hey, this show is too good. Gotta give it the axe."

    Remember, America doesn't want quality. We want convenience and entertainment that doesn't require thinking. Hence, Jackass.

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    1. Re:A full season? by Jonathan_S · · Score: 5, Informative

      as I could barely sit through one episode without cringing.

      You only watched the first episode "Train Job" didn't you?

      Leave it to fox to run the worst episode first and the pilot episode that introduces you to everyone last

      The rest of the series was much better than train job, and if fox had promoted it, led off with the pilot, and aired it in order it likely could have made at least till the end of the season.

    2. Re:A full season? by Rinikusu · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Man, don't apologize for how you think about things. Your perception and decisions are yours, so be proud of them. You don't like Firefly. I'm grown up enough to admit that Firefly isn't for everyone, just like Linux isn't for everyone. You know what I mean? But that's what makes the world go 'round: The little differences. You know, like how Quarter Pounders with Cheese are called "Royales w/cheese" in France, or how women don't shave their legs in Germany. So, stand up and be proud fellow geek! You're an individual!

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    3. Re:A full season? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe you should get some fans together and petition a premium channel like HBO or Showtime to pick it up. Most of the series on those channels wouldn't last long on commercial "mainstream" (ie ignorant masses) TV, but they're perfect for smaller audiences willing to pay for quality.

  7. Re:Oh boy by bandy · · Score: 2, Funny
    with an hour of special effects, gratuitous sex and fight scenes added.
    You're saying that as if it were a bad thing...
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  8. length of run by Frostalicious · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This show deserved a chance to run a full season.

    A full season? Don't be too generous now. Most good shows don't start to click until at least the 2nd season. Try watching first season next generation, or Seinfeld. It's so wooden it looks like the actors have underwear 3 sizes too small. I liked Firefly, but even if the network didn't, they should give it at least a couple of seasons to bring in some numbers. Even Enterprise is dumping, and they haven't given up on it yet.

    1. Re:length of run by Khomar · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Most good shows don't start to click until at least the 2nd season.

      That was one of the more intriguing bits about the series for me -- the characters were already very good. The actors really seemed to be enjoying the show and doing a great job of breathing life into their characters. It was well written, and the plots were engaging. The big plot was just getting started when FOX cut them... even with the movie, we may never know where the show would have taken us.

      I am very happy to hear that they are at least going to try to get the entire cast on board. It was the full ensemble that really made the show work.

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  9. Re:Universal by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 4, Insightful

    lower costs to own a DVD?

    Are you kidding? With the exception of video games, DVDs represnt the best value in entertainment. What would *you* call a fair price to own a DVD?

  10. I won't be there by macemoneta · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I won't see this movie, because I was a fan of the series. I'm tied of being yanked around by the studios.

    Everytime I get interested in a program, it gets cancelled, usually without closure. Sometimes the cancellation occurs on a cliff-hanger, like "John Doe". That's a clear indication that the studios have no respect for the viewers; why should I have any respect for them? If they are not going to make a multi-year commitment, why should I?

    Firefly, FarScape, John Doe are all recent casualties. I'm pissed. I've decided to drop back, and wait for a few seasons before I start watching any new program. If it doesn't survive, then at least I wasn't impacted. If it's getting good buzz after a few seasons, then I'll watch the reruns or DVD to catch up.

    If this means that new shows won't get done, that's fine too. I'm old enough to know there are better things I should be spending my time on anyway (even /. qualifies in that regard). :-)

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    1. Re:I won't be there by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Wouldn't seeing the movie send the message to Fox (who, as others have mentioned, was responsible for cancelling the show and has no part in making the movie) that they lost a big time fan base, and therefore revenue stream, when they cancelled the show? I think it would send the message loudly and clearly that people want this sort of stuff.
      If they are not going to make a multi-year commitment, why should I?
      How is watching a TV show a multi-year commitment? I know how easy it is to get sucked in, but you have to recognize that if very few people end up enjoying the show as you do, or a writer/director/producer quits because they don't want to work on it anymore, the show might die.
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  11. Re:How do you sell out preorders? by rusty0101 · · Score: 3, Informative

    You sell out pre-orders by knowing how many copies the publisher is going to print, and of that number know how many copies you are going to be allocated and then discover that that number is less than the number of copies that people have pre-ordered. At that point you have two choices. Tell people that they are going to have to look elsewhere for copies, or tell the publisher that you would be happy to sell a lot more copies for them, perhaps even let them know that the number of copies they allocated to you went to pre-orders the first day, and well, it sure is nice doing business with people who have a product that our customers are interested in.

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  12. Re:no good by benwaggoner · · Score: 3, Funny

    1. They weren't the top female hierarchy. There was explicit prejudice against her and her profession. The guild was doing better than the equivalent profession today, but it's not like they were running things.

    2. They were in disguise.

    3. You're posting on Slashdot.

  13. Different distribution method for an orphaned show by Gnaythan1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They should put shows like this on the internet, and charge a buck to download and/or stream each episode. At least then, the show can control its own destiny, and the fans can watch it any way they want to.

    Hell, I'd pay a buck an episode for it, even if they left the commercials in.

  14. Best Sci-Fi show, Ever! by Mal+Reynolds · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What amazingly good news. Woot! For any who've not yet seen it, be sure to pick up the DVD of the first (and only, grumble) season when it hits the shelves this December. The DVD *will* have the unaired episodes and lots of commentary and gag reels and all shown in the correct order (Fox sucks so bad it isn't funny). Amazon was pre-soldout last I checked. For any who don't know why Firefly didn't make it, one phrase should answer it "Fox are Idiots". The idiots at Fox preempted the show for sports programming more for over half of it's episodes. Then there was the 2-hour premiere which cost something like 6 million dollars. The premiere introduced all the characters and set the story. Fox execs decided they didn't want to show the premiere first, they wanted it to be the 10th episode of the season. and had to be reworked into a "flashback episode" for that context... What a bunch of wankers, but we all know that already. The article says Universal bought a rights transfer from Fox, perhaps they'll never again influence anything to do with it. One can only hope that when the movie is successful they'll give thought to bringing back the show. A movie is nice and all, and it's Great that Firefly is back. But a movie will only give us 2 hours of Firefly a year. Compared to the 15 or more hours a year of Firefly we'd have if the TV show comes back. More = better. WOOT

  15. Re:no good by jmelloy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If you fly a spaceship to colonize a new planet, you will never have to drive a chuckwagon pulled by a team of horses to get across a babbling brook on that planet.
    Actually, I think this is completely legit. You're saying that stuffed in among food, animals, plants, clothing, and supplies, they're going to have cars and a full mechanics shop and industrial facility? Sure, you may have nifty tech to get to a planet on the edge of nowhere, but the planet is on the edge of nowhere. And it's not like Firefly didn't have both kinds of worlds -- there were bright, shiny, new worlds that were very sci-fi, and there were outlaw worlds, where the technology level hadn't gotten all the way back up to speed. Think of the Old West, or the Oregon Trail. Better technology where you came from, a modern knowledge of how to build things, but no industry where you're going. There's no room for modern amenities on account of the 1000 pounds of buffalo you need to carry back after one day of hunting.
  16. That's because.... by DesScorp · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...Fox's "Lame Reality Shows" are:

    A- VERY cheap to produce, and...
    B- Get VERY high ratings.

    Those two things add up to huge profit for Fox. Sci-Fi is, by its nature, expensive to produce, with a fairly limited audience. Fox is there to make money, not make an artistic statement. They're less pretentious than the other networks in that regard. And major networks don't view sci-fi seriously or artistically anyway. The original Star Trek only got on the air because NBC and Desilu thought they were getting a laser shoot-em-up, or as Gene Roddenberry put it, "Wagontrain in Space".

    Sci-Fi will always be a harder sell than "normal" dramas or reality tv because of the expense. Rendering technology has made it cheaper, but it's still a long ways off from being cost competitive. It's just easier and cheaper to produce another "When Rabid Ferrets Attack" or "The Gay Show".

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  17. Re:no good by qengho · · Score: 3, Interesting


    Prostitutes will never be the top females in the social hierarchy of any civilization.

    No, but they can be socially acceptable.


    If you fly a spaceship to colonize a new planet, you will never have to drive a chuckwagon pulled by a team of horses to get across a babbling brook on that planet.

    Why not? It's a great solution for a resource-poor world far from normal shipping lanes. The Wild West aspect of Firefly is somewhat tongue-in-cheek, but it's not entirely ridiculous.


    Swearing in Chinese is geeky.

    You say that like it's a bad thing. Besides, consider the back story that has the Chinese becoming so influential that their language becomes the lingua franca of a starfaring civilization. Lots of room for prequels here.

  18. Re:no good by genkael · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How about an anthropology class?

    1) She was quite a bit more than just a prostitute, she was very well educated, well mannered and was not the top of the hierarchy.

    2) What if your ship breaks down, and you have no way of mining resources, economical constraints, and there is no incoming trade with your planet? Yes, wagons are a possibility.

    3) Ethnocentrism. Look it up.

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  19. Re:no good by Jonathan_S · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Prostitutes will never be the top females in the social hierarchy of any civilization.
    If you fly a spaceship to colonize a new planet, you will never have to drive a chuckwagon pulled by a team of horses to get across a babbling brook on that planet.

    First of all she wasn't exactly a prostitute, but more importantly a companion is not the "top female in the social hierarchy", yes she ranks better than the semi-criminal/black-market/smuggler crew running around in their obsolete junker of a spacecraft, but that isn't exactly way up the social chain.

    And second, depending on how you got to the planet you might well drive a chuckwagon pulled by a team of horses. Just because you got dropped off in a spaceship doesn't imply that you are rich, or that the spaceship deposited a set of modern machine tools with the colony.

    A planet could be colonized much like Australia, a place to dump people that aren't wanted in the parent society. With a low level of trading between the parent planet and the colony, there wouldn't be much ability to import needed items, and maintaining or building up a technological society from near scratch isn't easy. You need a lot of energy, which you don't necessarily have, a lot of raw materials, and some expensive machining tools to even get as far as the 19th century tech.

    The nice thing about horses and wagons is that horses are self reproducing, you don't need a tech base to fix them when they break or build new ones. And grass or hay is easier to get than petroleum, or electric generation, or fission/fusion. And wagons can be build and maintained with little more that basic hand word working tools.

  20. Re:Good lord... by qengho · · Score: 2, Funny


    What the hell is a western and space fantasy doing on the same page?!

    Too young to remember Battlestar Galactica, eh?

  21. Not a good example by ilsie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's a clear indication that the studios have no respect for the viewers; why should I have any respect for them?

    Firefly the movie is being released by Universal, who bought the rights from Fox. So you can still not respect Fox and enjoy the Firefly movie.

    The only thing I'm worried about is whether or not Joss will have enough clout with the studio to make the movie HE wants, not the one that Universal wants. He has a track record of getting screwed over by Hollywood (albeit in the role of the writer, not as director.)

  22. Bunk by Scrameustache · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great! Finally a reason to get out of my bunk! : )

    (You need to have seen the series to get this)
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  23. Re:Buffy? by sammy+baby · · Score: 4, Informative

    The original was goofy, and somewhat likeable, but not exactly what I'd call "excellent".

    Wheadon wrote the script for the original, and was pretty much horrified - or, at least, very disappointed - with the end result. When the opportunity came to turn the film into a series, he insisted on retaining ultimate creative control over the direction of the show. It was a smart move - he had great instincts, and the show rarely stumbled when he was responsible for the content. (Episodes written by others, on the other hand, didn't always turn out so well.)

    If the guy responsible for both the movie and the series says that the series is much better than the original, I don't think it's so strange to agree with him.

  24. New cast members announced! by LeiGong · · Score: 4, Funny

    Along with the original cast, 3 new members will be added to lure in the casual movie goer. The first new addition will be a stubborn and mean-spirited, yet loveable, robot named "Alvin." The 2nd character will be a 1-2' tall furry creature with a really "cute" name that always seems to get into trouble. The 3rd character will be a "superior" alien-being that will constantly remind the crew of their mistakes and point out the foolish of 80% of the captain's actions. This will help the movie attract more than just the show's 16-35 male demographic audience.

  25. Re:Good lord... by Frostalicious · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What the hell is a western and space fantasy doing on the same page?!

    Yeah, most westerns are about high adventure on the frontier of civilization. Whereas most sci-fi shows are about high adventure on the frontier of civilization. I don't see how they are compatible.

  26. Re:Geeky shows by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Informative

    A lot of people dont understand why Futurama got the axe while the Simpsons endure. They dont appreciate how much went into Futurama.

    Adult Swim has been putting little factoids into their commercial bumpers about it. It cost something like 2 million dollars per episode. The opening sequence has something like a dozen layers of animation and took months to complete. The animation in Futurama was really above-par, with multilayered hand animated characters mixed in with CGI and special effects and whatnot. It was all so subtle, though, that people didnt get it.

    Cartoon Network was negotiating with Groenig about continuing Futurama, but the price tag was just way to high. They'd have to animate it like any other cartoon, which would kill the shows feel and mood.

    The good news, however, is that they've struck an agreement for new Family Guy episodes.

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  27. Cancellations by electrichamster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm beginning to get really pissed at the TV networks. I live in the UK, and as everyone knows, we get things late. First I spotted "The Lone Gunmen", which was a quality series, and was cancelled after only a few episodes. Mores the shame. Then my long time favourite Futurama got prematurely cancelled. Soon after I found that out, I discovered firefly showing for the first time on UK networks - then about two weeks later I found it had been cancelled. Pretty gutted. Now after reading through these comments, I see that "John Doe" has also been cancelled. That show has only just started to be advertised over here, it starts on Monday and I was really looking forward to it - and now I find it's been cancelled even before I've seen an episode. There is something very wrong at the TV networks, and if they don't get themselves sorted there's gonna be one hell of a backlash.

  28. Firefly on Space in Canada! by JonMartin · · Score: 2, Informative
    Monday! Monday! Monday!

    Starting Monday Space will be showing the entire Firefly run in Canada. Check your local listings and be sure to tune in. Give it a chance, it rocks!

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  29. I like monkeys flying out of my butt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I don't want this to sound rude, but I hope that you will think of your position and that your "hopes" will not happen unless you apply your vote.

    Everyone repeat after me...YOUR DOLLAR IS YOUR VOTE

    There is really only two other solutions. The first is to have adequate "voice" by your strategic position in the industry to force the MPAA (or anyone else for that matter) to consider your views... hopefully you will provide factual evidence and thus focus on education not manipulation. This of course is still a "vote of the dollar" but here you seem to have more vote per dollar (and more dollars, heh).

    The other solution is legal. By supporting lobbying and specific laws and politicians you can bring about a legal enforcement of your views. Perhaps you can even claim it is "leveling the playing field" as that often sounds very attractive. Sadly, this leveling is more like what you get from a 20 megaton nuclear detonation at the optimal distance above the surface. That means that you destroy the landscape and people resulting in not only striking out at IndustryX (MPAA here) but will enable shifty politicians and lawyers to use those VERY SAME laws to end up making the situation worse for choice and freedom.

    I urge you to vote with your dollar. Sure picketing and boycotting sound nice and give certain people a warm and fuzzy that is not from their latte. However, even if you discount the hypocrisy of many of those people and focus on results you find that in the end you must speak the language of business... MONEY. Boycotting only works in a very well controlled situation... movies are not one of these unless you can get about 30 percent of people to NOT go to, support, buy DVD's, or anything related to movies that could help them.... NOTHING.

    Basically, I invite everyone to not justify their actions and instead act on principle. If you are not that against what the MPAA is doing then go ahead and watch as many movies as you want confident in your giving that vote of approval to the MPAA. If however you cherish your freedoms and rights then stop being a coward and do something about it. Spend less time making excuses and calling those who have different opinions then you (i.e. that don't have a problem with MPAA) pig-fuckers and maybe just maybe you will start seeing some change.

  30. hate to break this to anyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting
    but PHB's are only growing in number. Key decision making positions are increasingly placing brain dead (or just simply unqualified for that role) personnel into those positions and doing NOTHING to encourage good "business sense" decisions. As a consumer it is often annoying and frustrating.

    As an investor it is HIGHLY infuriating. (you can include "as an employee" here as well) As I mentioned in a post above... your dollar is your vote. Remember that when you get pissed at the stupidity you witness in business ask yourself if you helped create it.

    Oh, and one thing... don't confuse (or let yourself be confused by those who say this) the situation of being angry at a particular programming choice and that of obviously making a bad business decision. I have often been on the receiving end of decisions that were not favorable to me... however it was clear after a bit of thought and observation that I was in the minority. The real issue is when you have your major money maker and cancel it or as mentioned you take ANY show and simply mangle it so that you drive away revenue.

    Remember this bit of wisdom by Scott Adams, "Why are stupid managers there? Because they were themselves hired by stupid management" Until you break the chain then this will not magically go away. There is little incentive for managers with business sense. The drive is for buzz and other superficial element compliance. Yet here we have the problem of perceived causal relationships. If a PHB is around and money flows then his PHB will see it as a sign of good management. Trends and actual cause and effect analysis will be ignored.

    Personally this failure to do the job of an executive would lead me to fire them. I am glad I am a small company with no bloat. If anyone I outsourced to pulled this crap they would immediately be without money from me.

  31. I will wait for the movie to come to DVD by nexusone · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just like the TV version, I expect it to flop.

    I should not take long after it flop's that the theater for it to be release to DVD.

    Then I will do down to the local Hollywood video and rent it!!!

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  32. vote with your wallet by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Insightful
    No one would watch the show when it was broadcast into the comfort of our living rooms for FREE.

    I watched it, but...
    I was willing to:
    • stay at home on friday nights to watch it.
    • spend the ENTIRE night watching FOX on mute absentmindedly (while killing time on the net) until it came on at 12:05am to then stay up until 1:05am to watch it.
    • spend the ENTIRE night watching FOX on mute absentmindedly (while killing time on the net) until it came on at 12:20am to then stay up until 1:20am to watch it.
    • Live with the frustration and disapointment of staying at home to watch it on friday night only to discover that its crap like Andromeda or Happy Gilmour that is playing in its time slot that week (sometimes with advance warning, sometimes not).
    • Stick to the show after having been promised in all the commercials all summer long that the first ep. would be the pilot featuring a Girl In A Box only to be shown ep2 in its place, with no girl-ina-box (the (quite excellent) pilot was the LAST show aired...go figure).
    • Watch episodes in first run OUT OF ORDER, seeing the "previously on firefly" segement showing something that was only seen the week after (and that completely fucked up the story, seeing as how important stuff had happen in the episode that they had not shown, screwing the viewer quite thouroughly).
    • endure the ads for Fox's crappy other shows during the commercial breaks.
    • etc


    Most people aren't THAT dedicated to a completly new show.

    And BTW, not only were people watching the show when it was on for free, but we also TOPPED OFF THE PREORDER LIMIT for the DVD in one day. Jeez, think about it for one second will ya...
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  33. Foxs and Nuthouses by fm6 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    They did that by taking chances on stuff like Married with Children and the Simpsons. They're still taking those gambles. They gambled their future on the notion that people would actually watch "Joe Millionaire" or "American Idol", and they were right.
    I once read an interview with the guys who created MwC. According to them, the network people gave them the same crap that destroys the originality in almost every creative or original TV show: "The characters should be more likeable. Al Bundy should have an interesting job." If they managed to get their concept on thei air, it's no thanks to anyone at Fox. Which, like all TV networks, has always been risk averse, and gets more so with time. If The Simpsons hadn't gotten good ratings from the very first episode, it'd been gone faster than you can say "Doooh!" And it sure as hell wouldn't have gotten on the air at all on the current Fox.

    And those other shows you mention: "gambled the future"? Where have you been? These are reality shows. The genre's been popular for a long time, and they cost a pittance (by Hollywood standards) to produce. Especially American Idol which is just a retread of a British show.

    I did think that Fox would give Firefly a decent change, mainly because Fox Entertainment is run by Gail Berman. Back when she was a studio person, she persuaded Whedon to turn Buffy into a TV series, and got him the backing to do it. But Buffy was relatively low-budget, and Firefly was very expensive indeed. I guess that made it a lot of enemies in the network, who begrudged the resources and air time for a show that would take a long time to find an audience, and that would probably not be profitable even when it did.

    It's sort of ironic that Whedon's turning Firefly into a movie. He passed up a chance to direct Ironman because he thought that he could have more creative freedom with a TV series. But after watching Buffy's pathetic whinding-down (and re-watching older episodes enough times to see their flaws), I have to think he's better off doing stories that can be told in one sitting.

    Not that it matters. I'm still a rabid fan, but I think Joss Whedon's 15 minutes is over. He tells good stories, but he sucks at the political and social negotiation you need to do to make a TV show or a movie.

  34. Re:Good lord... by kalidasa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Umm, basically it was Cowboy Bebop with live action toys, good looking people, and Joss Whedon attitude.

  35. JW + copyright by arpy · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I wouldn't be so sure about Joss Whedon's attitude to copyright/file sharing issues and MPAA scum.

    For example: "If there's one thing the Buffy Powers That Be should have learned by now, it's that you can't stifle demand by choking the supply. When The WB pulled 'Graduation Day, Part 2' off the air in June, 1999, because of Columbine, fans got bootleg tapes from Canada (with creator Joss Whedon's blessing, no less)" (From here)

    I.e. Joss Whedon actually sanctioned copyright violation by fans in at least one case (admittedly there were exceptional circumstances).

    1. Re:JW + copyright by cyberchondriac · · Score: 2, Informative
      "If there's one thing the Buffy Powers That Be should have learned by now, it's that you can't stifle demand by choking the supply. When The WB pulled 'Graduation Day, Part 2' off the air in June, 1999, because of Columbine, fans got bootleg tapes from Canada (with creator Joss Whedon's blessing, no less)"

      Actually, 2 episodes were pulled: the first was "Earshot", with the character of Johnathan cooped up in the school bell tower with a sniper rifle. This is the episode that had Whedon's approval to postpone.
      He had a major fit, however, over their delaying the airing of Graduation Part II, it was a season finale of all things !
      http://www.post-gazette.com/tv/19990722buffy2.asp

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  36. Dumb shallow people like that stuff by spun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Men or women, it's the dumb gossipy types that love those shows. My gf hates them with a passion, considering them the worst form of tripe on the tube. Who wants to watch dumb, mean spirited deceitful people backstab each other? People who need to feel superior to someone, that's who. Men watch these things too, even straight men.

    As for Firefly, (desperately trying to keep on topic) I loved it. It was killed by a poor timeslot and lack of network support. I don't think they gave it a fair shot, but these days, if something's not an instant hit, networks just can it and bring in a midseason replacement. Originality is not their forte.

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  37. What about SAaB? by hethatishere · · Score: 2, Interesting

    SAaB was a better show than Firefly and suffered the same Fox-ian treatment that lead to it's demise. Where is our movie? I guess, we'll just settle for Firefly being resurrected.

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  38. Re:no good by zakezuke · · Score: 2, Informative

    1. Prostitutes will never be the top females in the social hierarchy of any civilization.

    I don't think that was implied. I do think that in some ways making prostitution a legal legit profession is a legit angle.

    2. If you fly a spaceship to colonize a new planet, you will never have to drive a chuckwagon pulled by a team of horses to get across a babbling brook on that planet.

    Why not? Part of terraforming a new world I would THINK you would be importing lifeforms that you would choose to live with as part of creating your own eco system. Machines require high tech and tend to break down where horses breed. Why bother with the expence of importing machines when you can use existing forms of power.

    If the issue is over population, then terraforming a planet and just tossing people on it would create the need to use every available resource in order to sustain the population, which would include animal labor.

    3. Swearing in Chinese is geeky.

    I often wondered about this point. Is this out of respect for the american west who's growth was possible in part due to Chinese labor, or the fact that China has the highest population on the planet earth and more likely to invest tons of money in space exploration to solve its lack of land per person issue.

    I'm thinking it was a population issue, and learning a few words when you have a 1 in 6 chance of the random person being a Chinese national makes a lot of sence.

    No more nor less geeky then watching someone from another nation saying *shit*.

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  39. King wasn't particularily clever about it. by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 2, Informative

    a) How many chapters was it going to be? He writes pretty hefty books. A buck a chapter may have ended up more than a hardcover. Definitely more than a softcover.

    b) How many people looked at a chapter out of the novelty, never intending to pay for it, or even look at the second chapter? I expect that would account for the bulk of the non-payers. The 75% was doomed to failure.

    c) I generally don't read King, but I heard that that book wasn't one of his best efforts.

    d) Who wants to wait for a week or two between chapters when reading a book? Especially if the author makes no guarantee to ever finish the book? We're all to used to it in the TV or movie series world (and those formats usually are designed to minimize the problems with it), but it is different with books.

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  40. Re:It's not funny anymore.... by Snaller · · Score: 2, Funny

    Retardation is never funny.

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  41. 3x09, "The Wish". by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 2, Informative

    No, he's talking about episode 3x09, "The Wish". The one with evil vampire Xander.

    *snif* I miss the series the way it used to be. Too bad the animated version got axed.

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  42. The Mechanic chick was mad hot by tekrat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Whatever her name was. The engineer of the ship, the cute blonde with a wrench in her hands and slightly greasy face, she was crazy cute! Keep her for the movie! I'd watch two hours of just her, thanks, you don't even need the rest of the crew, although the crazy sister character was pretty interesting, and the fact that the pilot and first officer were married.

    Actually, now that I think about it, the whole show was rather good, well cast, good acting, decent plots, and some very witty dialogue.

    Overall, a pretty decent show. Where do I go to order that DVD again?

    Anyhow, the mechanic chick was really cute, did I say that?

    Firefly ruelezzz....

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