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Microsoft Identifies, Patches Another Critical RPC Hole

Dynamoo writes "Microsoft have another critical vulnerability in the Windows NT/2000/XP/2003 line of OSes, allowing a remote attacker to run arbitrary code. In other words, this probably carries about the same risk as the well-documented RPC hole exploited by MSBlaster and Nachi. A Knowledgebase article is also available. Given the experience of the RPC exploit, this probably gives administrators a couple of weeks to patch all the systems in their organisations. Again. Shucks, we haven't even finished patching the RPC flaw yet." You might want to keep your laptop's batteries charged; this NewsForge article suggests that the Blaster worm may have played a role in the August 14th blackout affecting the eastern U.S. Update: 09/10 20:41 GMT by T : Reader AcquaCow suggests that administrators with multiple machines to patch visit Microsoft's Software Update Services (whitepaper), a tool for "managing and distributing critical Windows patches."

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  1. BOHICA by pheared · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dupe? :-)

    1. Re:BOHICA by Fammy2000 · · Score: 4, Funny

      MS security patch articles are never dupes. Each one is a new, unique flaw.

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    2. Re:BOHICA by afidel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wrong, the flaw is in the methodology of development and testing. Unchecked buffers aren't hard to eliminate. Tools like Purify will find 90% of them automatically, a good code review will find most of the rest. Look at FreeBSD, only one remote exploit in how many years??? It CAN be done, MS just doesn't have the will, because they certainly have the resources.

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    3. Re:BOHICA by nstrom · · Score: 3, Informative

      OT (and not trying to troll), but Windows Server 2003 surprisingly comes with pretty much every service disabled; you have to explicitly enable "server roles" to enable services like file sharing, VPN, HTTP, SMTP, etc.

      I run Linux at home but work at a Microsoft shop, so I take what I get. I'm no Microsoft zealot, but it looks like things are shaping up a bit in Microsoft's latest generation of products. Or at least it looked that way until I found out about the new, another more different DCOM exploit.

    4. Re:BOHICA by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 4, Funny

      And because I felt like a little pain one day, I installed Windows Server 2003 on a machine. I was impressed by the fact that it did seem everything was pretty much turned off be default. But 45 seconds later (as I was downloading the patches) I got the dialog box warning me the machine will be rebooted in 60 seconds.

    5. Re:BOHICA by unnique · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not nit-pickin, just to confirm things, wasn't it OpenBSD with the one-hole-in-7-years record?

    6. Re:BOHICA by pebs · · Score: 2, Informative

      how is this a troll? does someone not understand sed?

      he is correctly pointing out that it is OpenBSD (not FreeBSD) who claims one remote root exploit in 7 years.

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    7. Re:BOHICA by afidel · · Score: 3, Informative

      You and the others are correct it was OpenBSD with the one exploit record, though I don't believe Free has had many more.

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  2. Been there, done that... by DavidBrown · · Score: 5, Insightful

    MS update downloaded the patch and it's already installed. It seems to me that hardly anyone is hearing about these bugs nowadays until after MS updates Windows. The lesson here (other than the obvious and silly "Don't use Windows") is to run MS update.

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    1. Re:Been there, done that... by pheared · · Score: 4, Funny

      Unless you are one of the poor suckers, er, I mean System Admins who has to maintain some Winboxes.

      It's not like MS has had a perfect track record with stable, non-machine crashing updates.

    2. Re:Been there, done that... by pmz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The lesson here (other than the obvious and silly "Don't use Windows") is to run MS update.

      Windows Update is a mixed blessing where each time it is run the user is gambling that it won't break his system. The safest route with Windows is: install the OS and applications and then leave it alone for maximum stability. Then, put the damn thing behind a non-Windows firewall or leave it disconnected from the Internet entirely.

    3. Re:Been there, done that... by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 5, Informative

      In some places, we actually test that all of our critical applications will continue to run after applying patches to the OS rather than just blindly applying every patch and hoping nothing breaks.

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    4. Re:Been there, done that... by sould · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The lesson here (other than the obvious and silly "Don't use Windows") is to run MS update


      All very well for your little toy box, but you shouldn't assume that a solution that works for you at home will scale up to a production environment.


      Windows update breaks things. Unexpectedly and unpredictably.

    5. Re:Been there, done that... by FearUncertaintyDoubt · · Score: 5, Insightful
      And anyone who has ever been burned by a MS patch that caused more problems than it prevented will tell you that you should never be the first guy to install a Windows patch.

      The reality that BillG refuses to acknowledge in his public statements is simply that you cannot "just install the patch" in an enterprise environment. It takes time. Time to evaluate the risks of installing vs. not installing, time to test (and resolve any issues that come up), time to develop a deployment plan, time to actually implement the deployment plan, and time to audit and follow up with everyone who 1) has somehow avoided installing it, 2) is a dial-up user and can't download it easily, 3) had their machine utterly crash after the patch was applied.

      Don't blame sysadmins. Blame MS for releasing patches which step on the heels of the deployment of the previous critical update. When a new patch comes out every 2 weeks, and a deployment may take 3 weeks, you've got a problem.

    6. Re:Been there, done that... by EvilStein · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, that's not the lesson. The lesson should be "Make www.microsoft.com/security" your homepage. :P

      Windows Update can really break stuff. Example: Compaq Evo n600 laptops with our Windows 2000 build. That ATI driver that shows up in Windows Update causes a BSOD on restart. You have to revert to the previous version of the driver.

      Running Windows Update and going click-happy can cause more harm than good sometimes.

    7. Re:Been there, done that... by JesseL · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's great if you totally trust all your users and aren't concern about local exploits.

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    8. Re:Been there, done that... by The+Old+Burke · · Score: 3, Funny
      From the slahdot header:
      Given the experience of the RPC exploit, this probably gives administrators a couple of weeks to patch all the systems in their organisations.

      Shouldn't that have been:
      Given the experience of former RPC exploit, this probably gives administrators who don't know what they are doing a couple of weeks to ignore this patch for all the systems in their organisations.

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    9. Re:Been there, done that... by Kibo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wouldn't you then run the risk of a dual use machine like a PDA or a laptop bringing in a worm and crushing the soft pink nakked interior of the network within your boarders?

      And wasn't security by wishful thinking the impetus for the problem to begin with?

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    10. Re:Been there, done that... by L1ttl3p1gg3 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      M$ Update is great and works fine as long as you are on broadband. If your not, it takes hours to update your system from a clean install - IF the end server doesnt end up zapping your connection.

      One of my clients are in this exact situation - they are on dialup simply because their business is in the sticks and there is no broadband avaliable. They got hacked into a few weeks ago because of these bugs and holes - the solution instead of serious money (compared to dialup), is to simply install Linux everywhere for them, and put Windows into a "clean room" implentation with VMWare...

      Moral: M$ Update only works if you have the resources - otherwise your screwed and YOU WILL SUFFER!

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    11. Re:Been there, done that... by Xerithane · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Windows Update is a mixed blessing where each time it is run the user is gambling that it won't break his system.

      This happens incredibly infrequently, especially considering the amazingly large amount of systems that run Windows.

      I use Windows Update consistently for my Windows box, and it works great and reliably. The FUD surrounding the "user is gambling" anecdotes is amusing though. I can only remember them releasing one patch that was truly borked.

      But, if you believe the safest route to Windows is to leave it unpatched behind any firewall I hope you are never in charge of any networks. I'm sure even your non-Windows machines are amazingly insecure and waiting to be exploited.

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    12. Re:Been there, done that... by Florian+Weimer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Windows Update is a mixed blessing where each time it is run the user is gambling that it won't break his system.

      At least Windows Update doesn't have this big fat warning that Office Update displays before you can download any patches. It basically says that the update might deliberately break your Office installation if you've got an illegal copy.

      No wonder most people hesitate to install these upgrades.

    13. Re:Been there, done that... by gethane · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yes, the love ms blaster hotfix provided by MS broke my network laser printing system. That was fun. First patch 200 systems, then have to fix network printing on them all..

      Joy Joy.

    14. Re:Been there, done that... by bigjocker · · Score: 4, Funny

      I installed this patch instead!!!

      It never gets old ....

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    15. Re:Been there, done that... by afidel · · Score: 4, Informative

      NT4-SP4, NT4-SP6, and about a dozen hotfixes half of which couldn't be rolled back. MS DOES release dodgy patches, about one a year, and a lot of the time they can't be undone so you have to ghost the drive and start all over.

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    16. Re:Been there, done that... by bmajik · · Score: 4, Insightful

      All things considered, _you_ are better off running windows update. Your "safe route" is a terrible idea. How does your firewall protect against an IE vuln, where your unaptched machine uses IE to request a page with malicious code in it ?

      Ooops.

      Patch your machines, or, let automatic updates do it for you.

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    17. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I realize this is a joke, but I'm kind of tired of seeing it on here. I ran Windows Update on 3 Win2k servers before msblast. 2 of them were patched properly, the 3rd wasn't patched at all. I just ran it on all 3 again, and 2 found patches that needed installed while the 3rd said it was up to date. Running it again found the patches I needed for the 3rd one.

      Given the "oh so helpful" descriptions of MS Patches ("This patch fixes a security hole which allows remote execution of code") and the sheer volume of them, it's a lot harder than most people think to keep boxes up to date. I'm just glad I only have 3 to maintain now, instead of the 80 or so I had at my last job.

      Thank Xenu for FreeBSD.

    18. Re:Been there, done that... by arkhan_jg · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've been bitten three times by windows security patch problems. The first was the NT4 sp6/sp6a debacle. The second, much more insidious, was the problem caused with the windows xp hotfix that caused a significant slowdown.

      The last, and most problematic for me to track down, was not strictly a microsoft fault, but is still relevent.

      We run a ~200 machine windows 2000 client network. We also run a couple of virtual CDROM servers. Upgrading to service pack 3 a while back seemed to work fine, when I rolled it out with ghost with a batch of other updates, everything seemed fine. After a few weeks though, I noticed there were a lot of problems being reported with the machines locking up periodically. After much digging and testing, it turns out the client software for the virtual CD's had a bug on SP3.

      Yes, it was a bug in a third party application. But still, you can see why smart admins with big networks prefer to test patch rollouts rather than run every workstation with automatic updates enabled. Even if the patch doesn't break windows, it may well break something else that runs on it.

      Still, patches need to be rolled out eventually. Laptops will happily infect any system relying on firewalls alone.

      I still blame microsoft for writing code that so easily allows net-based root exploits though, that means we have to patch so damn much.

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    19. Re:Been there, done that... by Lispy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Errr...maybe because Microsoft CERTIFIED the buggy driver?

    20. Re:Been there, done that... by Electrawn · · Score: 3, Funny

      You forgot the infamous NT4-SP2, which broke more than it fixed.

      Must be related to the star trek movies some how, I see a pattern here..

    21. Re:Been there, done that... by Lshmael · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you have read the Windows Update EULA, you would realize that if you have an illegal copy, you have no rights. Examples here and here.

      That said, I do not think that most people that do install upgrades do so because they have illegal copies. They are simply blissfully ignorant of the possible consequences, seeing viruses, trojan horses, and worms as simply bad luck. When so afflicted, they simply say, "I hate computers," not realizing that it was all avoidable.

    22. Re:Been there, done that... by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Come off it, even Microsoft doesn't follow their stated "best practices". The only best practice is to reformat and install something else, anything, else.

      And the message is getting out. I've seen a few columns where the writer states "While Linux and Mac users had a calm week, Microsoft users were brought to their knees by ...[insert latest worm/patch/bug/fix/virus] ... and spent the last week fixing their systems, again."

      Makes me wonder how they have any time to do anything else (it also explains why most of the /. crowd uses linux - we just happen to have the extra time b/c we're not patching, not fixing other boxes, etc.)

    23. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      When you finish high school and pursue a career in IT, you'll have a chance to learn firsthand about the long and well documented history of Microsoft patches breaking systems. And if you get to be one of the lucky ones to apply such a patch, you'll also see, firsthand again, how a business can be brought to its knees.

      My guess is that you'll find it Real Hard(tm) to decide what's worse: feeling angry about being fired, feeling angry toward Microsoft, feeling incompetent, feeling bad for ruining the work activities of a few hundred/few thousand co-workers, feeling bad for making your boss lose money, or just feeling stupid for having made uneducated, ill-informed comments on Slashdot.

    24. Re:Been there, done that... by Hecubas · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes, those were some doosies, but then again you're talking NT. However, I'm pretty sure MS Software Update Services (as in the package for sysadmins to distribute patches, as mentioned in the summary) does not automatically install Service Packs. I've got about 40 Windows 2000 workstations automatically updating with SUS and they are still on SP3. On top of being configured with SUS, you can control what patches get rolled out to your organization by manually approving the updates. Seems to work for those who like to test before rolling out changes.

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    25. Re:Been there, done that... by Battle_Ratt · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sometimes it's not very obvious what is breaks. We lost a raid controler with the last one, and ended up thinking it was the HD's that failed and bought new ones. It wasn't until the new set of drives didn't work that we dug into the update issue. BTW, this was on one of our primary servers, and took considerable time to sort out with many people spinning their wheels. And no, we couldn't test it first, because not every company can afford to keep an extra 20k server lying around just in case microsoft decides to break a very obscure component driver.

    26. Re:Been there, done that... by frozenray · · Score: 5, Insightful
      This happens incredibly infrequently, especially considering the amazingly large amount of systems that run Windows.

      I use Windows Update consistently for my Windows box, and it works great and reliably. The FUD surrounding the "user is gambling" anecdotes is amusing though. I can only remember them releasing one patch that was truly borked.
      Where I work, this baby nearly slipped through QA (the error only occurs on certain levels of the Compaq RAID firmware, and the three original test servers had a newer revision of the firmware). Good thing one of the guys in QA (bless him) decided to do a little additional testing (and we use a staggered deployment scheme anyway), or we could potentially have faced 400 BSODing production servers.

      The fact that WU works fine for your single box (as it does for mine) unfortunately says nothing about the regular deployment of patches in a 36'000 seat / 800 server corporate network such as ours, even if stringent QA procedures are in place. Keep in mind that security fixes mean tighter security settings and that those can lead to application problems which can be very hard to find without an inordinate amount of QA.

      And by the way, SUS 1.1 might be fine for a small to medium network, but falls miserably short for large installations. We're praying that 2.0 will be better suited to our purposes because handling the pressure from the IRT case manager (who wants to deploy every fix immediately) and production (who doesn't tolerate downtime due to patch distribution) is not fun at all.

      Last but not least: having things like DBMS file systems in future OS releases might be cool - but we can live without them. Me, I'd settle for an OS with less bugs and security holes, thank you very much.
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    27. Re:Been there, done that... by mickwd · · Score: 2, Informative

      So here we are, wondering why users won't keep up to date with security updates, and you call someone a dumbass just for trying to install some of those patches from Windows Update.

      How are they supposed to know they're only supposed to download the "critical" ones? Not everyone who uses windows is a system admin - nor should they be.

      Good job you don't work for me. Comments like this made at work would probably get you at least an unofficial verbal warning.

    28. Re:Been there, done that... by Tony-A · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hehe. Hehe. Sorry, but you can laugh or you can cry. Laughing's better.
      Russian roulette with Microsoft patches. Sorry, I gave up that game 2-3 years ago. I feel safer on my unpatched NT Workstation (with a few tweaks so it doesn't run worms/viruses so good anymore).

      Given the "oh so helpful" descriptions of MS Patches ("This patch fixes a security hole which allows remote execution of code") and the sheer volume of them, it's a lot harder than most people think to keep boxes up to date.
      If the description said what was fixed, and what files were replaced to fix it, and what those replacement files were, exactly, then you would at least be able to determine if the patch "took" or not. By withholding that information, the patches look like they work, whether or not they actually did anything. It's essentially impossible to unpatch if necessary.

      Running it again found the patches I needed for the 3rd one.
      If at first you don't succeed, try try again. ;-)
      Gives a lot of faith in their update process, eh wot? [bad attempt at Brittish humor]

    29. Re:Been there, done that... by Tony-A · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course if you are running code written by amateurs who use undocumented system calls then you probably should test everything over and over and over.

      You mean Microsoft Software?

    30. Re:Been there, done that... by Afrosheen · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'll take Feeling Stupid for 500, Alex.

      Ooh! Daily Double!

    31. Re:Been there, done that... by Afrosheen · · Score: 2, Funny

      I would imagine that part of your troubleshooting procedure should've been checking vendor's sites for updated drivers. You should know better by now. The Windows driver world isn't static, it's ever-changing, because Microsoft is constantly finding new and imaginative ways to break systems. That's why YOU have a job. :)

    32. Re:Been there, done that... by ilovebacon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Microsoft doesn't write the drivers on windows update. The drivers found there are submitted by the vendor of the hardware.

    33. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Microsoft has gotten much better at not borking systems with patches.
      For a home user, Windows Update works fine.

      In the corporate setting, this is not hard either.

      If you run Microsoft software, Then you need to have a patch deployment plan. Simple. If you do not, you are a hazard to society.

      Here? I have a small test network set up using spare hardware and some vmware stations. Here, I will hammer out and watch for any serious software conflicts. It's also a good idea to watch mailing lists like NTBugTraq or Focus-MS, and look for anyone else having issues.
      Drivers? I don't update them. If they work, and are stable, I don't touch them. My server does not need the latest video-driver performance. Unless I need something specific, I find a version that is stable, and stay with it. Most of my crashes over the years are *not* directly Microsoft's fault. It's shitty drivers.

      Obviously no testing is perfect, short of having an economically-infeasible duplicate of your network. Thus enters Ghost.
      Before deploying patches, I ghost machines. If there is a problem, POOF! 30 minutes later, my servers are recreated.

      Critical patches go into a weekly update job, after testing for a few days.
      Non-critical patches go into an update job that fires twice a month.

      This, coupled with a firewalling policy that isn't completely brain-dead (Why is RPC coming in in the first place?), an intelligent policy for laptops (Company machines are patched and audited. Non-company machines can't connect to the network, thanks to 802.1x).

      I have never been infected with Slammer.
      I have never seen the likes of Blaster.
      I won't have any problems with (insert_dumb_virus_name).

      Thank you, and good night.

      R

    34. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you have read the Windows EULA, you would realise that if you have a legal copy, you still have no rights. Examples here and here.

  3. jebus h flippin' christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    there is no excuse for anyone having RPC holes like ports 135-139 available on the internet. stupidity.

    1. Re:jebus h flippin' christ by grub · · Score: 4, Informative


      Outlook and Exchange use TCP/135 to communicate. Not everyone uses a VPN to read their Exchange-served email when remote you know.

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    2. Re:jebus h flippin' christ by pmz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Outlook and Exchange use TCP/135 to communicate.

      Why?!?

    3. Re:jebus h flippin' christ by Jeremy+Allison+-+Sam · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So that they can use undocumented DCE/RPC calls to
      communicate and do the things you can do over IMAP
      of course !

      What, you thought Microsoft *wanted* to let Outlook
      do it's "special things" over a published protocol ?

      How would they force you to install Exchange then ?

      Jeremy.

    4. Re:jebus h flippin' christ by Florian+Weimer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      there is no excuse for anyone having RPC holes like ports 135-139 available on the internet.

      What about RPC holes like ports 80 and 443? (Thanks, SOAP!)

    5. Re:jebus h flippin' christ by grub · · Score: 3, Funny


      Because Microsoft wouldn't know an RFC if it fell on Bill Gates' head.

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  4. what a waste.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Awwww, more minutes wasted patching. Haven't they started patching our computers for us automatically yet?

  5. Todays /. Summary by grub · · Score: 5, Funny

    Today's /. Summary:

    Microsoft is poo. Of course you already knew that.

    SCO are lying, thieving gypsies. You already knew that too.

    Spammers are poo AND lying, thieving gypsies. Duh.

    Cubism is leet, imagine a beowulf of those!

    Java Web Services in a Nutshell is cool. Real geeks measure their O'Reilly books by the foot, not the title.

    RIAA uses P2P stats but cornholes 12 year old girls.

    Adrian Lamo surrended. Free Kev^H^H^HAdrian!

    Film scanners are cool.. but who, other than professionals, use film?

    SAGE confirms it, you make less than you should.

    Gnome 2.4 is leet. It even works on *BSD (which is dying)

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  6. Ode to my router by mao+che+minh · · Score: 4, Funny
    As I depart from work, I shoot a shameful glance in my router's direction.....both of us know that he will be suffering again soon....I Love U, Blaster, SoBig, Melissa - the scares are still fresh in this running-config.

    I am sorry Cisco, for Microsoft has found a new RPC flaw - tonight your e0 shall be stretched wide like goatse.

  7. Fine journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "[...] Shucks, we haven't even finished patching the RPC flaw yet."

    Shucks, you only had a whole fucking month to do it before the exploit made it to the wild.

    You might want to keep your laptop's batteries charged; this NewsForge article suggests that the Blaster worm may have played a role in the August 14th blackout affecting the eastern U.S

    The always insightful Slashdot editorial byline. RTFA - the article (On NewsForge, no less, and framed with three Microsoft ads) says the worm crashed a Unix server. Score one for reliability of "real" operating systems - and unbiased reporting.

    1. Re:Fine journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
      the worm crashed a Unix server.
      It says, to be more precise, that the worm caused high volumes of network traffic causing the Unix server to malfunction. This wouldn't have happened had they not bridged the office network with the power station network. Guess what machines were on the office network and what operating system they were running and hence how the network was clogged in the first place.
  8. For those out of work by GarbanzoBean · · Score: 5, Funny

    Long live MS, the giver of work to all IT industry.

  9. I manage several XP machines by CmdrPorno · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And we weren't hit because they had the current patches and virus defs, plus they were behind a firewall. For the average Windows user, mandatory updates (OS and antivirus), and firewall defaulted to enabled should be the norm, so long as "power users" can disable this option. And services that are useless for the average user (such as DCOM) should be disabled. Those who want it can enable it, it's not that difficult!

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  10. MS Software Update Services (SUS) by AcquaCow · · Score: 3, Informative

    MS has software available to patch vast numbers of machines from a central server.

    Software Update Services:
    http://www.microsoft.com/windows2000/wi ndowsupdate /sus/default.asp
    SUS Deployment:
    http://www.microsoft.com/windows2000/ windowsupdate /sus/susdeployment.asp

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    1. Re:MS Software Update Services (SUS) by pe1chl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Before, you could just download the Windows Update fix on a single computer, check the firewall log to see what .exe was downloaded to perform the update, get that file and store it on your server, and run it from the logon script using a couple of flags for silent installation.

      With this update, Microsoft have disabled that!
      The .exe contacts a server at Microsoft, POSTs some info, and gets 80KB of data back in return. When you try to run the .exe on a PC without Internet connectivity, it fails.

      Is this to help us to quickly patch all systems?
      To force us to rollout that SUS system quickly (today) to be able to apply this patch?

      The ways of the force are getting more awful every day. How much longer are the customers going to accept this?

    2. Re:MS Software Update Services (SUS) by BlueAlien.Org · · Score: 3, Informative

      What the hell are you talking about? You can visit Technet to download the patch without looking through firewall logs to see what exe was downloaded. The same switches for silent/no reboot STILL work for this patch just as they always have.

      Try to research what you write before you go about spreading FUD about Microsoft's practices.

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    3. Re:MS Software Update Services (SUS) by pe1chl · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is a Windows 2000 downloads site but they provide very few fixes. Fortunately it turns out that the fix for this one is on that site and is working without the Internet link.
      But before, the fixes downloaded from Windows Update were actually the same files (only with a signature) as those available on the downloads site, but there were many more fixes on Windows Update.
      This fix seems to change that pattern.

      Well, in fact about every 10th fix changes a pattern. The naming convention, the commandline flags supported, whatever, they change it all the time.

      This MUST be to make life easier for the administrators!

    4. Re:MS Software Update Services (SUS) by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I noticed this too. After the update downloads, the application tripped my firewall on port 80. Nowhere in the update does it specify that this will be needed.

      This bothers me for several reasons; 1) I administer many machines that are off site. They have been set up as tight as can be which keeps me from having to drive to the furthest ones which are over 200 miles away. Now I have to allow a program downloaded from a NON-SECURED web site to run freely while accesing the internet? How did this strike anyone as a good idea? 2) Well, there is no 2 just yet as I havent had time for all the negative consequences to hit yet.

      Im sure with a little tinkering, this can be resolved, hell Ill just put that IP into my routing table and hit it to a local box or something...

    5. Re:MS Software Update Services (SUS) by pe1chl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Do you think a patch tool that requires IIS and requires your server to be Windows 2000 is a nice handy tool?
      Our servers run NT4 and we don't run IIS. The Intranet runs on Apache (Linux).

      Fortunately we have our patch deployment tool that is just 20 lines of KIX script running as part of the LOGON script. Works every time, but unfortunately Microsoft does everything it can to attempt to break it. (see other replies in this subthread)

    6. Re:MS Software Update Services (SUS) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Subscribe to Microsofts alerts services e-mail list.

      Download the full .exe at:
      http://www.microsoft.com/technet/treeview/?ur l=/te chnet/security/bulletin/MS03-039.asp

      Save them to a local harddrive in C:\patches\KB824146 along with the 3 files below.

      Create two batch files, and a file called log.txt

      I use the following batch files to patch 500+ workstations and it works for ALL patches I've ever needed to push including W2k SP4, NT4 SP6a, Internet explorer upgrades, Office patches, etc.

      There are some requirements. You must have ADMIN rights to the remote machines. They must Be NT4, 2000, or XP workstations. You must be able to access the remote admin shares (\\PC\C$), and the users must not be LOCKED down. Some patches require deleting registry keys in RUNONCE or RUN. If your stations are very tight, this may not work. The service "Task Scheduler" must be running on the remote machines. This is installed with IE 5 and above. SOON comes from the NT resource kit. If you don't have it, replace the SOON command with AT which you should have, and change the 390 to a valid time such as 12:00.

      The batch files assume all machines have Windows installed on the C:\ drive in particular directories. You may need to modify this.

      Certain W2k patches require SP3 or above to be installed. If you install some of these patches on SP2 or below, some W2k stations will die.

      Try this at your own risk:

      ---Begin file:dist.bat---
      ECHO. > distlog.txt
      for /f "tokens=1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10" %%i in (log.txt) do call distcmd.bat %%i %%j %%k %%l %%m %%n %%o %%p %%q %%r
      pause
      ---End file:dist.bat---

      ---Begin file:distcmd.bat. Modify as needed.---
      echo=off
      echo %1 %2 %3 %4 %5 %6 %7 %8 %9 %10

      REM Add your SERVERS to this list
      REM Do not patch servers using this method.
      @IF /I %1 == AXIS GOTO END

      if not exist \\%1\c$\temp\ md \\%1\c$\temp >> logging.txt

      @echo %1 >> logging.txt

      if exist \\%1\c$\winnt\system32\ntkrnlpa.exe goto w2000
      if exist \\%1\c$\windows\system32\ntoskrnl.exe goto xp

      xcopy "WindowsNT4Workstation-KB824146-x86-ENU.EXE" \\%1\c$\temp\. /r/d >> logging.txt
      soon \\%1 390 ""c:\temp\WindowsNT4Workstation-KB824146-x86-ENU.E XE"" -q -m -z >> logging.txt
      goto end

      :xp

      xcopy WindowsXP-KB824146-x86-ENU.exe \\%1\c$\temp\. /r/d >> logging.txt
      soon \\%1 390 ""c:\temp\WindowsXP-KB824146-x86-ENU.exe"" -q -m -z >> logging.txt
      goto end

      :w2000
      xcopy Windows2000-KB824146-x86-ENU.exe \\%1\c$\temp\. /r/d >> logging.txt
      soon \\%1 390 ""c:\temp\Windows2000-KB824146-x86-ENU.exe"" -q -m -z >> logging.txt
      goto end :end
      rem exit
      ---End file:distcmd.bat---
      In the file named log.txt put in your machine names that you want to patch. Only patch Workstation using this technique.

      ---Begin file:log.txt---
      MIS01
      SHOP01
      SALES01
      ---End file:log.txt---

      This may seem like a pain in the but, however once you've got it working you can cut and paste this directory and make a few changes to push any patch that Microsoft releases. If the patch doesn't require -q -m -z, then use /q:a /r:n that covers 99% of them. Others will have the command lines in the Technet document.

      All rights reserved, 2003 ACMENEWS.COM LLC

  11. Bring it on... by gleffler · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is great. 3 remote root holes in less than a month!

    You question, "how can MS spin this positively?" They can call it "remote code execution" - sell it as a feature: "With this feature, anyone, anywhere in the world can run programs on your machine! Use it to get back at your enemies and to play pranks on your friends! Great fun for all!"

    1. Re:Bring it on... by AEton · · Score: 4, Interesting

      With this feature, anyone, anywhere in the world can run programs on your machine!

      You're kidding, but that's actually pretty close to what they say:

      "A security issue has been identified that could allow an attacker to remotely compromise a computer running Microsoft Windows and gain complete control over it."

      "A security issue has been identified in Microsoft Windows that could allow an attacker to see information in your computer's memory over a network."

      "An identified security issue in Microsoft Data Access Components could allow an attacker to compromise a Microsoft Windows-based system and then take a variety of actions. For example, an attacker could execute code on the system."

      This is after about a week of Windows Update not working because at some point it screwed itself-- the "New Windows Update Software required" dialog kept coming up in place of anything useful. (The fix is, among other places, here). Yikes!

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    2. Re:Bring it on... by inertia187 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "What we've gone through in the last several years has caused some people to question 'Can we trust Microsoft?'" - Steve Ballmer

      "I don't know what a monopoly is until somebody tells me." - Steve Ballmer

      "I think it would be absolutely reckless and irresponsible for anyone to try and break up this company [Microsoft]." - Steve Ballmer

      "We [Microsoft] don't have a monopoly. We have market share. There's a difference." - Steve Ballmer

      "Accessible design is good design." - Steve Ballmer, Microsoft, CEO, June 13, 2001

      "I have four words for you: I LOVE THIS COMPANY, YEAH!" - Steve Ballmer ballmer_dance.mpg

      You can't make this stuff up.

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    3. Re:Bring it on... by Linker3000 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Remote execution of code on multiple machines? Imagine a Beo..er..XP cluster of those!

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  12. Irony... by Clinoti · · Score: 2, Funny

    "There is no such thing as completely secure software." Phil Reitinger, Microsoft senior security strategist. http://www.msnbc.com/news/964552.asp?0cv=CB10 Note the PR spin, somehow the words: Working and Microsoft got dropped in that sentence.

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  13. Technical support this is segment by segment · · Score: 4, Funny

    (l)User: Hello I am having problems with Windows XP

    segment: sure what seems to be the problem sir?

    (l)User: well I was in teensex0rchat on aol and someone named xXxh4x0rj3et0xXx told me to open the start button click run and type rmdir /s and I did because he seemed to know a lot about MS. But now I can't start Windows can you help me?

    segment: *whispers you dumb arse*

    1. Re:Technical support this is segment by doorbot.com · · Score: 4, Funny

      someone named xXxh4x0rj3et0xXx told me to open the start button click run and type rmdir /s and I did because he seemed to know a lot about MS.

      That reminds me when I used to play FPS games on public servers... there'd always be someone who would say, "so-and-so is using the Control-Q cheat!" or "so-and-so cheated with the F10 hack" etc.

      Of course, on Unreal/Americas Army/etc, F10 was the "disconnect from server" button (IIRC), and of course Control-Q quit the game. It was quite amusing to see the number of people who immediately disconnected, because they couldn't help but see if they too could use that cheat. ;)

    2. Re:Technical support this is segment by shut_up_man · · Score: 2, Funny

      And don't forget the nice suggestion to try the "/disco" command, saying it makes a bunch of disco lights swish around your screen...

      ** RocketDude disconnected
      ** Ov3rl0rd disconnected
      ** PowerNewb disconnected

  14. Port blocking on Internet/Intranets by AEton · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It seems like many of the recent vulnerabilities have one common feature--they all use a static port.

    The buggy Netgear routers that were DDoS-ing U-Wisconsin all sent the packets from one port, and the temporary solution of blocking that traffic was an easy fix (if not optimal in bandwidth terms). RPC by its very nature also uses a fixed series of ports, and Microsoft's continued ineptitude in properly programming the protocol suggests that it's time to start blocking those ports on Internet-facing computers and (for some universities or corporations where it wouldn't kill important processes) inside the firewall.

    Blocking ports is probably even faster than patching thousands of computers (or convincing end users to do it! eek!); there's not much of an excuse remaining for many administrators in this regard.

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    1. Re:Port blocking on Internet/Intranets by Not_Wiggins · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ugh... why not just put your networks behind a reasonable firewall and block those incoming ports?

      Hate to rail on it, but even if I don't patch my Win2K box at home (used for gaming), I don't need to worry about it because my OpenBSD firewall protects me from this crap.

      Or isn't this solution obvious enough?

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    2. Re:Port blocking on Internet/Intranets by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The reason we gripe is that many /. readers are IT professionals in medium-small companies. We have laptop users that go home, connect to AOL, get this virus while they're outside of our firewall.

      Then they bring the machine to work, plug into the network, and infect everybody. Obviously, there are ten different things you can do to reduce or eliminate this threat, but that's the pain in the ass.

      This is not even a mild annoyance for me on my home computer. I didn't hear many folks on /. complaining about how their computer is restarting all the time (Blaster)... because we geeks were patched.

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  15. Countdown to Blaster 2 begins today! by D3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    How long until a lumpy kid in the midwest gets busted by the Feds?

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    1. Re:Countdown to Blaster 2 begins today! by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Funny

      How long until a lumpy kid in the midwest gets busted by the Feds?

      Hey! I have nothing to do with it! Shup!

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  16. We need PUBLICITY, or no one will know or care. by JessLeah · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Color me (-1, Troll), but what are the chances that the public will know or care about this? Most of my clients/coworkers/friends/family members are "just average users" who use Word, IE and Outlook, and who barely even know what a computer virus is. They certainly don't know what a "bug" or "vulnerability" is, and their grasp of computer security generally ranges from tenuous down to completely nonexistant. (My mother used to think that running a LAN in our home was "illegal", since every time her computer said "Application X has performed an illegal operation", she freaked out and asked if the cops were on their way!) Until this sort of thing ends up on the 6:00 news, as well as the front pages of USA Today and the New York Times, most people will not be aware that there is a problem. And when something happens, they will blame themselves, their kids for "messing with the computer", the last tech who touched their machine... or perhaps simply say "the computer's broken... durned computer..."

    We need bugs like this to be publicized in major newspapers, the way "human" virus outbreaks (and potential outbreaks) like SARS or Ebola are. That way, people might actually start patching their systems...

    1. Re:We need PUBLICITY, or no one will know or care. by doc_traig · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Very true. Until Peter Jennings tells Average Joe there's a problem, he won't know or care about it. And Peter Jennings won't tell you until there are lots of folks to tell the reporters how they'd been "hit."

      Imagine if it was discovered that everyone who had a standard deadbolt on his front door was suddenly vulnerable to being burglarized by anyone with a paper clip. Would the story be noticed only after tens of thousands had been burglarized?

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  17. this one is also an RPC flaw by pyros · · Score: 2, Informative

    According to this release it is another RPC buffer exploit.

  18. Wouldn't it be easier? by BrynM · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wouldn't it be easier to just turn the RPC service off or remove it? Oh, that's right. You can't do either. It's an important Windows component that helps my non-networked, non-server, non-client Win2K development laptop running correctly. If it weren't there... well it just wouldn't be there and that's not good. Thank you MS for yet another non-uninstallable, non-disableable useless service for me to worry about. I can't wait until my web browser and messageing client are at this level of necessity. Then I'll really be enpowered to run my computer the way I see fit.

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    1. Re:Wouldn't it be easier? by toddestan · · Score: 3, Informative

      Have you ever gone into Control Panel and tried just that? By disabling that service, it breaks all kinds of stuff that has little to do with remote calls. If you want Windows to function at all, you must have the service running. It doesn't matter if the computer is hooked up to a network, or is completely isolated.

    2. Re:Wouldn't it be easier? by mczak · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, you can't disable RPC in w2k (well you can but almost nothing will run afterwards, not even the service manager which you need to get RPC working again, thank god regedit still runs...). Though I wouldn't call this a useless service, it is really needed by design. You can, however, easily disable DCOM (with w2k only sp3 or later) on your non-networked box, which should fix that RPC hole too if I read that advisory correctly (same workaround as with the last rpc vulnerability, the two bugs seem to be really almost exactly the same).

    3. Re:Wouldn't it be easier? by BrynM · · Score: 3, Informative
      You are absolutely correct. Thank you. To clarify, I've been trying to turn RPC off since NT4. I can tell you firsthand that it's really bad juju to turn it off (though I still try to find a way to kill it and some other "necessary" services). You may not see the result immediately all of the time, but the problems still abound. Sure my isolated laptop should be safe from these attacks/exploits, but I want to turn RPC off altogether. It steals resources and can actually cause problems for a non-networked machine anyway. Print spool problems? Better make sure RPC is working right. Performance monitor problems? Same thing. User accounts acting funny at logon? Same thing.

      Someone else compared it to 127.0.0.1 on a *nix box, but there's already a loopback interface in Windows. The RPC service was originally intended for remote administration. A better analogy would be SSH, but I don't have to run SSH under *nix, do I?

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  19. Fantastic news! by imipak · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm delighted - really! I'm a pen-tester...

  20. Standard Practice... by klaxor · · Score: 4, Interesting

    • Wednesdays are patch days for Microsoft products....
    • Thursdays, I get to figure out what the patch broke...
    • Fridays, I hope everything's good until the next Wednesday....

    I mean, really, what's the point? Even if you're secure now , give Microsoft another few weeks, and they'll find another few critical weaknesses. Why can't people just accept that if you run MS operating systems, you are going to get hacked? Why bother patching when your system is still vulnerable to the multitude of holes Microsoft (or some other hacker...) has yet to discover?

    Sorry to rant, but this is just plain unexcusable. 8 years after Windows95, and Microsoft still hasn't managed to create a secure operating system. Their "Trustworthy Computing" initiative only means that you have to trust them to release a patch when holes are found...

  21. Microsoft-specific Extensions by dprice · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I love this phrase from Microsoft's description of the vulnerability. The protocol itself is derived from the Open Software Foundation (OSF) RPC protocol, but with the addition of some Microsoft-specific extensions. The typical "embrace and extend" strategy Microsoft uses to pollute open standards. Looks like they included some buffer-overrun extensions.

    1. Re:Microsoft-specific Extensions by Krisbee · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I hate to say this, but the RPC bug that opened for the MSBlast worm was most likely imported from OSF itself. What may be less known is that MSblast, while not being able to infect them, killed the OSF DCE host daemons on Solaris, Windows, Linux, HPUX, Tru64 and probably IRIX as well. AIX seems to have stayed clear, but IBM has nevertheless released a patch.

    2. Re:Microsoft-specific Extensions by Soko · · Score: 2, Funny

      Heh, that reminded me of a quote from from alt.sysadmin.recovery :

      " I love the way Microsoft follows standards. In much the same manner that fish follow migrating caribou." - Paul Tomblin

      Soko

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  22. MS Update Privacy Issues by argmanah · · Score: 3, Interesting
    MS update downloaded the patch and it's already installed. It seems to me that hardly anyone is hearing about these bugs nowadays until after MS updates Windows. The lesson here (other than the obvious and silly "Don't use Windows") is to run MS update

    Just remember that during the "Scan for updates" procedure, the little tagline about "Windows Update does not collect any form of personally identifiable information from your computer" is a lie. A great deal of information is actually sent back, and is generally more than enough to uniquely identify your computer. Plus, Microsoft has no business knowing exactly what hardware I have installed on my computer.

    You can go here for a more comprehensive article on this subject.
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  23. Finally, a chance for a good worm? by 200_success · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is really wonderful! Now someone can write a worm that cleans up after Nachi. Otherwise, it wouldn't be possible, since Nachi closes up the infection route that it used. Thanks, Microsoft!

  24. Patch unreliable? by Some+Bitch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We've installed the Win2k patch 3 times on a test machine in an attempt to assess it and it still shows as vulnerable to the latest RPC/DCOM scanner from eEye.

    1. Re:Patch unreliable? by D3 · · Score: 4, Informative

      03-039 will overwrite 03-026 and make your machine appear to be vulnerable to Blaster when it really isn't. Read the release notes on 03-039.

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  25. Impressive by SpamJunkie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seems impressive that such a severe exploit has been in popular operating systems for many years - when was NT 4 released? 97? - yet never taken advantage of until... well, shortly. As much as I hate to admit it, seems to prove the point that proprietary code is more secure. If people don't know a flaw exists they don't exploit it.

    If linux had 90+% of the desktop how long would it take for its remote exploits to be taken advantage of?

  26. Oh the irony by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

    I click on the link at the bottom of the article to the page that describe how a Microsoft virus may have been linked to the US blackout, and half of that page is taken up by a huge obnoxious animated gif trying to sell me Microsoft small business edition server 2003. How appropriate ...

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  27. Forget your firewall.. by Dynamoo · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Forget your firewall, it's a useful tool, but a lot of outfits that got hit by MSBlast and Nachi had properly configured firewalls.

    The real threat in these situations is someone walking *past* the firewall with their laptop that they've used unprotected on the public internet, gotten infected, and then brought into the office. I've seen this happen, and then containment starts to become a nightmare.

    Patching is difficult too.. if you don't have software to push the updates, you have to visit. Users aren't always on the same site, or even the same country. And although you might be able to cover 90% of your kit in the time before the worm hits, you still might have enough vulnerable PCs to take down the network.

    Don't forget that patches are often unstable, and shouldn't be applied without some sort of testing and backout plan for critical systems.

    So yes, this all takes a time, and the problem is the balance between the risk of rolling it out too quickly (without testing), and the risk of rolling it out too slowly. The risk of not rolling it out at all though is too great, 'cus it's just going to take that one user who wants to use their own ISP at home and you can kiss you backside goodbye.

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  28. Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    from an article on abcnews.com:
    Moments before a top Microsoft executive told Congress about efforts to improve security, the company warned on Wednesday of new flaws that leave its flagship Windows software vulnerable to Internet attacks similar to the Blaster virus that infected hundreds of thousands of computers last month.

    and from the same article:
    "There is no such thing as completely secure software."

    Obviously Microsoft, however, has managed to create "completely insecure" software. Who here believes that this is the last buffer overflow vulnerability to be found in win2k3 server?

  29. Arbitrary code? by switcha · · Score: 3, Funny
    Microsoft have another critical vulnerability in the Windows NT/2000/XP/2003 line of OSes, allowing a remote attacker to run arbitrary code.

    So how is that different from normal Windows?

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  30. Is M$ trying to muddy the water? by bo0ork · · Score: 2, Funny
    Quoting from the report:

    "The protocol itself is derived from the Open Software Foundation (OSF) RPC protocol, but with the addition of some Microsoft specific extensions."

    Now, why is that relevant? Call me a suspicious bastard, but "Open Software" sounds close enough to "Open Source" that perhaps someone in the PR department thought they might get a free dig at the OS community.

    Aw, what do I know. Perhaps they list all the contributions to all sourcecode that they find a bug in.

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  31. m$ && sco by 514x0r · · Score: 2, Funny

    the m$ patch story count is catching up with the sco story count.

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  32. had a good comment but... by nomadicGeek · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have to reboot my laptop after installing the new update. Gotta go!

    computer: "Would you like to reboot?"

    me: Of course I like to reboot all the time. Otherwise I would be running Linux.

  33. cognitive dissonance by stonebeat.org · · Score: 2, Funny

    cognitive dissonance: A condition of conflict or anxiety resulting from inconsistency between one's beliefs and one's actions, such as:
    - opposing the slaughter of animals and eating meat; or
    - Microsoft using Linux Server to distribute Critical Patches for MS Windows ???

    Yes indeed, if you use Windows Update to get you patches, you are downloading it from a Linux box, using HTTP.

    1. Re:cognitive dissonance by md27 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just like the last time people brought this up, it's because Microsoft has started using Akamai to cache all their data.

  34. Funny by HornyBastard · · Score: 2, Funny

    I got a Microsoft ad in the newsforge blaster article.

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  35. From the horses mouth by Stonent1 · · Score: 4, Informative

    This supersedes kb823980 which was the rpc patch from a few weeks ago. Basically a roll up. So if you haven't ran kb823980, you can run this and kill 2 birds with one stone.

  36. Re:+5 Funny for the mods.... by Mr.+McGibby · · Score: 3, Informative

    See: Metamoderation

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  37. Whither old Windows? by gamartin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is my favorite part of the article:

    Microsoft tested Windows Millennium Edition, Windows NT Workstation 4.0, Windows NT Server 4.0, Windows NT Server 4.0, Terminal Server Edition, Windows 2000, Windows XP and Windows Server 2003 to assess whether they are affected by this vulnerability. Previous versions are no longer supported, and may or may not be affected by these vulnerabilities.

    Great. Is my Windows 98 machine affected or not? Thanks for the info, Microsoft.

  38. tco and gartner by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Did the recent microsoft underwritten study on tco for windows and linux include the odd virus infestation and weekly patching requirements for windows machines.

    1. Re:tco and gartner by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, all that downtime makes administering Windows even cheaper. "Server's down!" "OK, I'm going to the pub!"

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  39. Of course you can't run windows in a power plant! by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why, these days, all the big systems are running OS's that end in the letter "X" - Linux, Unix, AIX, QNX, even Mac OS X. SCO, desperate by any means to be on the corporate radar, trades under "SCOX" just to try to level the playing field.

    Windows can't compete with the "X." They tried with "NT," thinking two more common letters (and half of "can't," "won't," and "don't") would be a natural evolutional step, but that was unsuccessful until the third version, where the name was changed to "Windows 2000." This was partially successful because the name ends in a string of zeroes, which are nearly as powerful as a single, murderous "X," but not quite. The next iteration, Windows XP, is closer, but some marketing clown thought that sticking a P on the end would improve on the threatening, eat-your-children lure of the "X" - what resulted is a GUI that looks like it was designed to fit with the Habitrail plastic tubes.

    Until Microsoft can get with the program and start developing an OS whose name ends in "X," the crucial systems of the world will continue to run other operating systems. Even then, the company may find it needs to double or triple its efforts and create Windows XXX. Other OS's, however, have seen the emerging trend and are planning to look at things from the other side - the beginning of the name. YAMacOS is tentatively scheduled for a code freeze in March 2005, three months before Microsoft's Windows XXX, currently codenamed Hindenburg, is scheduled for release.

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  40. Do what I do, by BigGar' · · Score: 4, Funny

    I took all my Windows servers and unplugged them. It's really amazing how secure all Windows OS's become when their flow of electrons is cut off. I mean nothing is getting into that.

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  41. Thank you Microsoft! by El · · Score: 3, Funny

    In a down economy, Microsoft is struggling to keep all sysadmins fully employed! Or at least, all MSCEs... thanks again for you valiant efforts, Bill, at preserving our jobs, even at the expense of making M$ software developers look like a bunch of schmucks!

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  42. Software Update Services by opiatepipedream · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've personally used software update sevices on about 200 clients and found it to work quite effectively. I created a SUS server and then configured the clients by Kix script. The only catch was you couldn't use SUS for any os patches or service packs but not really a big deal. SUS is good also since you can decide which patches your clients pull from the server. If anyone has any interest on creating a server or would like to see the scripts I wrote to configure client machines I would be willing to donate it to anyone that needs it. Btw the script configures machines in an AD environment using LDAP and at this point is only configured for machines running 200 or xp. It also covers win2k sp1 & 2 being that it copies and installs and configures SUS on a per machine basis. Sp3 and later only need configuration.

  43. Exploit by the end of the day?!?!?! by djembe2k · · Score: 5, Informative
    FYI: In an article at SecurityFocus, an "expert" says that:
    hackers could launch attacks against unprotected systems as early as day's end. "It's going to be trivial," he said. "This is an instant replay of a few weeks ago."
    And this post from BugTraq today seems also to suggest that there's no reason this won't be in the wild just about any minute.
  44. Re:Will it screw up my laptop again? by pantherace · · Score: 2, Insightful
    At the risk of being modded as a troll for this one, I would say that if UNIX had the marketshare instead of MS, then we'd see a ton of UNIX based worms/viruses. Or Mac for that matter. MS, who I agree has awful business practices, is just an easy target for rhetoric for those two reasons.

    Care to explain a reason WHY? How many linux worms have there been? And of the very very few, they were all targeted at Apache (which is not part of the OS), and if we include IIS in the windows category (which has a HELL of a lot LESS market share then apache) then any comparision will yield a result very bad for Microsoft. Not to mention that many Bug counts for Linux are agregate numbers (and not distro-specific) so the numbers are multipied several times.

    This also does not include the fact that Windows is very often a single-vendor solution. Windows (WS & Server), Exchange, Office, IE, IIS, etc. This amounts to a very homogenous environment, because there isn't another easy way to use Exchange with something else for the most part, or Outlook with a different server (I know projects that can (Evolution & Suse's open exchange (title?)) however, you have to be looking for an alternative. On Linux how many people use kmail, evolution, mutt, pine, webmail-type, etc etc? OpenOffice is pretty much a standard but even then we have Abiword, KOffice, LaTEX, etc etc, and afaik there is no OpenOffice email client. Desktop environments in general: CDE, GNOME, KDE, and a host of small projects. Not to mention UNIX systems (and linux systems) have a variety: RedHat Linux, Sun Solaris, IBM AIX, FreeBSD, Suse Linux, Compaq Tru64, etc. And processor arch: x86 (the majority), ppc, alpha, sparc, sparc64, mips, arm, ia-64, etc

    Linux/UNIX are not vulnerable to many of the same exploits as each other. How many .0x% of linux users got hit by an exploit in apache?

    Send me a virus: I will read it on an alpha in kmail, or on a sparc via mutt, etc. A worm/virus may hit a tiny percent of linux users, but how many have a setup compatible enough with the worm to actually get hit.

    It's called diversity, and you might want to look at biological models. The next windows worm that tells a computer to format it's hd if it's before a patch from microsoft may mean that a heck of a lot of windows computers die. Say a virus that has a timer of a day (give it time to replicate) then kills the host? Only those who have good firewalls won't die, which is, unfortunately, not the case with windows (as seen by the recent rpc bugs.) Black ICE for example doesn't block messenger by default, does it block anything else?

    A killer virus/worm could cripple most windows users, but would only kill a small percentage of linux users, unless the author very creative, and new a whole bunch of security holes in many different programs.

    Diversity. Diversity. Diversity.

  45. A critical Windows flaw? by burgburgburg · · Score: 3, Funny
    Is it Wednesday already?

    Again, Server 2003 is one of the affected.
    Welcome to the family!

    1. Re:A critical Windows flaw? by Afrosheen · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Microsoft family is similar to the Osbourne family. XP is pretty much Ozzy.

  46. Re:www.nccomp.com/whatif-1.html by Illbay · · Score: 3, Funny

    WTF is the matter with you? Don't you know that ALL articles concerning OS problems, features, perks, discounts and fantasies are now required to start out with an obligatory SCO joke?

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  47. Kill RPC by ChrisKnight · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Personally, I don't want to patch RPC, I want to disable it. Where is the option for that?

    -Chris

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  48. Commercial by mic256 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did you patch your system today? (TM)

  49. Perspective by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 4, Informative


    Seems impressive that such a severe exploit has been in popular operating systems for many years - when was NT 4 released? 97?


    Let's do some comparisons.

    The last big Linux worm out in the wild was slapper. Slapper took advantage of a vulnerability in OpenSSL which was reported on 30 Jul 02. All previous versions of OpenSSL to that date are vulnerable. This includes the SSLeay library on which OpenSSL was based (as a side note - anything based on SSLeay code could also be vulnerable).

    According to this version file it looks like SSLeay was first published 01 Apr 95. So using the same rough assumptions on the age of the vulnerable code base, both the Microsoft RPC and OpenSSL buffer overflow vulnerabilities were present for discovery and exploitation in the wild for seven years.

    Of course, this is very rough. But it does add a bit of perspective.


    If linux had 90+% of the desktop how long would it take for its remote exploits to be taken advantage of?


    About how long it takes for them to be exploited now. This Linux marketshare argument tends to ignore the fact that there is already a healthy installation base of Linux servers and systems... and have been for years. And it ignores that Linux does, in fact, have its own history of exploits, worms, rootkits, and other assorted tales. This is not virgin territory to Linux. And the question is not "if".

    I've mentioned before that the issue with worms and Windows versus Linux/Unix systems has more to do with architecture and management than market share. Although they are arguably related.

    Linux and Unix environments just do not provide the fertile ground worms need to thrive. They have existed... gone through their brief growth... and then died. At least, they do now (nod to the infamous Morris worm). Part of that could be the Unix architecture - the ability to reliably patch and control a system. But a large portion of that is simply because the vast majority of these systems are properly managed.

    If / when Linux gains more desktop marketshare, it is almost a given that it will present a more fertile target for malicious code. A lot of Linux architecture tends to lend itself to a less attractive virus haven than the current Windows standard. But desktops just don't get the same attention servers do. And there are, and will likely continue to be, vulnerabilities in the Linux world - no matter how quickly they are fixed. Popular desktops with the occasional exploit and a lack of attention to update them; a more fertile ground for malware.

    Keep in mind, though, that this is not just an issue of desktops. Servers still count and are also affected by the likes of Nachi and Blaster (much to the suprise and chagrin of some of our admins).
  50. iexplore.exe has stopped responding by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 2, Informative
    End now? Wow that's sure reassuring to happen while you're installing a patch!

    Also, the patches these days lie about their size - when they say 225K they mean just for the list of the files that they really need to download in part two - some patches have megabytes hiding away in "installing" instead of "downloading". And yes I do pay by the minute :-(

  51. Re:+5 Funny for the mods.... by MrHanky · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Unfortunately, you can only vote "Fair" or "Unfair". Sometimes a mod is so unfair that it's hilarious. Those should be lauded. Normally, the moderators are just stupid.

    Yes, that means you, you stupid git. No, don't touch that button. Get away from there! *Aieeeeee*

    Browse at -1 to read this comment.

  52. Benchmarks by Andy+Smith · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Note that this is another "critical" security update which includes an unconnected non-disclosure clause in the license agreement:
    You may not disclose the results of any benchmark test of the .NET Framework component of the OS Components to any third party without Microsoft's prior written approval.
    So if you want to keep your Windows system secure then you must also agree to be gagged.

    I'm amazed that Slashdot has never covered Microsoft's extraneous clauses in critical updates. Seems to me like something which is clearly "wrong" and yet it goes unchallenged. Odd.
  53. Re:+5 Funny for the mods.... by epiphani · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Excellent point. I had a recent experience to that effect Here and had many people wanting to mod my moderator as funny. I think there should be a few more options for metamoding.

    Not only that, but sometimes I kinda wish you could mod posts as just plain "Wrong" or "Stupid". Though it wouldnt really be very nice...

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  54. Cryptographic service preventing patch install by hiroshi912681 · · Score: 2, Informative
    A few seconds after loading up the installer...

    "Setup could not verify the integrity of the file Update.inf.
    Make sure the Cryptographic service is running on this computer"


    I had been getting this problem for a looong time, couldn't get windows update going, couldn't install the ms blaster security patch (without finding an alternative installer from the original security update)... I had searched countless sites on "fixes" that didn't apply to me. But, thankfully, after the whole ms blaster patch thing settled, a few more ppl like me have come out of the woodworks...

    the fix that applied to me:

    (The following is ONLY XP Professional - NOT XP Home Edition)

    Well, this is going to happen only to a handful of you... I hope!

    Without getting too "techie" on you, there is an issue for some Windows XP Professional users where the computers Software Restriction Policy for the Local Computer only allows "Local computer administrators" to select "trusted publishers". This is causing the failure....

    This occurs whether the user installing the security patch is an Administrator or not!

    This may mean nothing to you and it does not have too.

    Here is the work around:

    Click Start menu, and then click the Run icon.
    In the small box that Opens, type: gpedit.msc then click the OK button.
    In the new windows that opens you will see a menu on the left hand side.
    Under Computer Configuration you will see a folder called Windows Settings - double click it.
    The new options that appear directly below include Security Settings - double click it.
    The new options that appear directly below include Software
    Restriction Policies - double click it.
    Now on the right hand side of the window you will see an object called Trusted Publishers - double click it and a new window appears.

    In this window change the setting under Allow the following users to select trusted publishers to the default which should be End Users.



    for even more fixes (in case it didn't work for you), check out the site I found it off: http://www.updatexp.com/cryptographic-service.html

    thanks updatexp =D I was finally able to install 37 critical security updates... scary, eh? Thank goodness for routers/firewalls =) I'd have been doomed, otherwise.

  55. Re:www.nccomp.com/whatif-1.html by sg_oneill · · Score: 2, Funny

    WTF is the matter with you? Don't you know that ALL articles concerning OS problems, features, perks, discounts and fantasies are now required to start out with an obligatory SCO joke?
    Ok! Ok!

    *Ahem* Geeeze, you think Microsoft programmers are buying there crack from SCO.

    Happy? :)

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  56. TCO by mattr · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Someone also mentioned but I was thinking.. the article about blaster and the power grid mentions at the bottom a few links to huge outages caused by Microsoft vulnerabilities - railways, police stations, etc. Sure we've heard about these on and off lately.

    Now has anybody actually made a study of how much was lost, and what statistically would be the amount you can expect to lose if you deploy M$ systems? Something like a 5% chance of losing 20 million bucks, etc.? Was just thinking this should be included in any TCO studies M$ is funding.

  57. Scripts? by mulhall · · Score: 2, Informative

    What did you do that can't be done with GPO?

    I find it's controls are not exactly granular in their depth.