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ICANN Gives VeriSign 36 Hours to Pull Sitefinder

Froomkin writes "ICANN this morning announced that it sent VeriSign an ultimatum: pull sitefinder by tomorrow evening or we'll sue. Details and links to discussion of the contractual and legal issues in ICANN Throws Down the Gauntlet to VeriSign on Sitefinder at ICANNWatch." Update: 10/03 19:29 GMT by M : Verisign blinked.

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  1. ICANN by Lehk228 · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's good to know that ICANN has at least a little backbone left. I for one welcome our ICANN overlords

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  2. Princess Server by niko9 · · Score: 5, Funny

    My name is ICCANa MOntoya, you killa my DNS, prepare to die!

  3. Re:Ummm... by johndoesovich · · Score: 2, Funny

    Basically anyone but verisign.

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  4. Transcription from the ultimatum by muyuubyou · · Score: 5, Funny

    You have 36 hours to pull sitefinder or we will bring in the Mallard Ducks.

    1. Re:Transcription from the ultimatum by the_consumer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Congradulations. First necro-homo-mallard troll. Well done.

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  5. More like... by SonicBurst · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...my name is ICCANa SUEya, you killa my DNS, prepare to die penniless!

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  6. What day is it? by wang33 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do we hate icann on fridays?
    I always thought we we supposed to hate icann, but this story leaves me with such mixed emotions. Can I hate verisign and icann today?
    Some one tell me how to feel please. :-)

    Wang 33

    "Your breath smells like dead bunnies"

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  7. The answer is obvious by r_j_prahad · · Score: 5, Funny

    What will happen when VeriSign doesn't do anything tomorrow?

    SCO will pull their UNIX licenses.

    1. Re:The answer is obvious by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 4, Funny

      -1, Made Me Spew Mountain Dew Out My Nose

      (damn, wish I had mod points...)

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  8. Draw! by Agent+R · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow! This is almost like that gunfight between the Earps and the Clantons at the OK Corral.

    Pass the popcorn!

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  9. Re:The big question is by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 2, Funny

    "They are in a position to seariously mess up the DNS system."

    Oh crap! They're already worming their way into spell-check!

  10. This just in, SCO acquires Verisign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    SCO today acquired Verisign Corporation. SCO CEO Darl McBride said of the acquisition; "We saw a real opportunity for litigation when ICAAN announced they might sue. We feel it would be irresponsible to our investors to pass up such an opportunity and we bought them out."

    SCO is presently awaiting ICAAN's law suit at which time it plans to file massive countersuits. Additionally, SCO has begun sending invoices to internet users for the use of thier "Patented DNS system". SCO representatives said the planed to mail the first million invoices on Monday and that the invoices were for ammounts of $699 to $699,000,000.

    In other news SCO stock(SCOX) soared on the announcement of the Verisign acquisition.

  11. Re:Valid code by ozric99 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know what's more worrying; that the page doesn't validate or that someone actually tested it.

  12. Nooooooooo! by Kenja · · Score: 2, Funny

    How will I ever be able to find my sites now?

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  13. Re:Ummm... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hitler vs. Stalin: sometimes you've got to choose a side.

    "If Hitler invaded Hell, I should at least give the Devil a favorable mention in the House of Commons."

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  14. Re:For what it's worth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess it's time to send lots of complaints to postmaster@doesntmatterwhatiputherezxyyz.com.

  15. WTF? by CorwinOfAmber · · Score: 3, Funny

    How can the first post be redundant?

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  16. Typical by lightspawn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just 2 days after I finally get Cox Communications to install the DNS patch...

    Couldn't ICANN have let me stay a hero for just a few more days?

  17. Re:It's FRAUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh my god, we've slashdotted www.ssdlfkjsdf.com!!!!

  18. goodbye ICANN by Tom · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pass me the popcorn, as we see ICANN tumble to its much deserved end.

    I mean, you don't really think verisign will do much more than tell them to shove it, do you? What will ICANN do then? Come down on verisign with all its awesome power and might? Uh, yes, all of it. Oh, so scared.

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  19. Headline should have been: by douglips · · Score: 2, Funny

    ICANN grows a pair

  20. They are so polite! by khendron · · Score: 5, Funny

    To paraphrase a little

    Dear Rusty,

    Blah blah blah ...

    Do it or it your ass!

    Best Regards

    Paul

    It's like watching two Englishmen having a civilized cup of tea while trading insults.

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  21. Re:The Message by PhrackCreak · · Score: 4, Funny
    This letter is further to the advisory posted by ICANN on 19 September 2003 regarding the changes to the operation of the .com and .net Top Level Domains announced by VeriSign on 15 September 2003, and in response to your letter of 21 September 2003.


    No wonder Verisign didn't respond, September 19th is talk like a pirate day. I'm pretty sure ICANN didn't send a message with 'avast ye scurvy dogs! ye shanghi'd the entire high seas and should be keel hauled like dirty traitorous bilge rats!'

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  22. Re:For what it's worth... by lightspawn · · Score: 4, Funny

    The $64,000 question is, can the domain not found response be modified at all without breaking the protocol? For instance, to have older programs recognize the error, but next generation programs (web browsers mainly) be able to return useful information like possible alternatives?

    There is NO NEED to ABUSE the DNS PROTOCOL. If you feel an APPLICATION needs to behave a certain way when an NXDOMAIN response is appropriate, rewrite the application to do that.

    LOOK:

    Browser/options/network (or something):

    When server does not exist
    [.] Display modal error message
    [.] Display non-modal error message
    [X] Redirect to:
    [.] Domain search site A
    [.] Domain search site B
    [.] Domain search site C
    [X] Custom search:
    [ http://www.indiesearchguys.net?host=%h ]

    Hey, I added value to one application without BREAKING ANYTHING ELSE! I must be some kind of GENIUS in the field of the OBVIOUS!

  23. Forbes "worst CEO" story, featuring Verisign by scrytch · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if by his expression that he knew he was ending up on this slide

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  24. Re:Verisign relents by fishbowl · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's funny how they said "without so much as a hearing..."

    A *hearing* would have been the final word on the matter, beyond which people could start paying fines and going to jail for contempt of court. They wouldn't let it get to that stage (courtroom), and they know it.

    Funny how they spin that... "They didn't even file a suit and take us to court before they asked us to fulfull our contractural obligations. Those big dummy heads."

    In other news, my mortgage company expected my check this month "without so much as a hearing"...

    Oh, and my boss didn't even have to sue me to get me to come to work this week! Amazing.

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  25. Re:Verisign relents by Nintendork · · Score: 4, Funny
    "During the more than two weeks that Site Finder has been operational, there is no data to indicate that the core operation of the Domain Name System or stability of the Internet has been adversely affected. ICANN is using anecdotal and isolated issues to attempt to regulate non-registry services, but in the interests of further working with the technical community we will temporarily suspend Site Finder."

    WTF is this bastard smoking? If I ever run into this guy on the streets, I'm going to shove a pineapple up his ass and say that there's no data to indicate that he's going to have trouble pooping.

    -Lucas