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Microsoft Wants to Project "Cool" Image
rocketjam writes "C-Net is reporting that Microsoft is working to get their products placed in popular TV shows like Fox's "24" and HBO's "The Wire" as part of a push from executive Jim Allchin called 'cool form factor'. Like MacDonald's recent hip-makeover marketing efforts, Allchin wants to engender a hip, consumer brand image for the company which is largely perceived as an enterprise software company. Microsoft would like to capture some of the cachet that Apple Computer has among the fashionable and Hollywood tech elite."
The newest 24 preview has Jack sitting infront of a 17" PowerBook, with a G5 in the background. They both look amazing. What would microsoft do? Have a WindowsXP box sitting on the desk, with him holding it up, looking at the camera and saying "For all you security needs, use windows" and promptly proceeds to blast a cap in it's ass.
Yet all we see it in is TechTV and the 7o'clock news due to the latest virus issue. :\
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If they try, they'll just end up like an embarrassing dad - hip and trendy, age 45. Thinks he's the coolest dancer on the dancer floor...
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and isn't uncommon for any sort of brand to do this (Gateway had (still has) a deal with ER to have their machines prominently used). I really don't care either way. I just want movies to semi-accurately portray computers (although I didn't care for it, Matrix Reloaded did score marks for this) as compared to a lot of previous efforts (too many to mention). So if they do it from cmd.exe or sh, as long as it doesn't shake my ability to enjoy the movie, I'm fine with it.
What is music when you despise all sound?
I have it on good authority that Dr. Evil will be using BeOS.
It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
It is illegal to place products in both terrestrial and satellite TV in the UK... although this story revolves around the US, this would have serious legal implications (based around subliminal advertising which the UK has very strong laws about) if these TV shows were ever exported.
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Apple have appeared, without payment or request, in thousands of productions. From 24 to Seinfeld, to just about any stock photography that has a laptop in it, it's Apple Apple Apple all the way. I think it's curious Microsoft need to -pay- to get their products in this same position.
:P
And as much as I'm a mac lover, it's amazing how LITTLE benefit it's done Apple. What's our market share now?
It's just trying to get the street cred it craves.
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"Gravity is only a theory, not a fact!"Fucking Windows 98! Get Bill Gates in here! You told us Windows 98 would be faster, and more efficient, with better access to the Internet!
As Gates tries to defend Windows, the General blows his head off. I thought that was pretty cool.
It has to look cool, which, IMHO, Microsoft has not grasped yet. A large part of the appeal -- and probably a good reason why the directors of 24 allow it -- of Apple is the cool factor. The hardware is slick, the buttons are shiny, and it doesn't look like most other computers out there.
What product would microsoft have in its arsenal that could fill the above description?
"Diplomacy is something you do until you find a rock." --Richard Pound
But Microsoft makes very little hardware.
;)
Apple's cool comes from its superb hardware lineup. Nobody would choose any other laptop given the choice of an Apple powerbook and an equal PC one. The same holds for every other item they produce. The G5s look stunning and are too quiet to tell if they are on.
Everybody who sees an iPod wants one, and they work fine with Windows.
Microsoft con't itself up its credibility by showing Windows, it has to be in a cool computer, they need to team up with a Hardware manufacturer. Alienware do nice cases...
Apple's OS might be great but how often do you really see what its doing on TV. Just a snap of a guy with a computer (albeit a tiny, thin laptop with a glowing apple on it), or a loading bar while the MacOS takes down Alien hardware through a non existant interface.
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(Wack! Wack! Pow!)
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With style-retarded heads like Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer, they've got a good way to go. The reason that Apple has the image it does is STEVE JOBS. Face it, whether you like him or not (personally I do) he is a stylish man. Back in the 80s he always wore those black turtlenecks and trendy glasses. He KNOWS what style is. Unless someone want's to get the guys from Queer Eye to do a makeover on Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer, the business image is going to be hard to break. Besides, I can predict what's going to happen anyway. They will try to add coolness to their image and then proclaim success to the investors after six months regardless of the true outcome. Eventually everyone will want to look like Microsoft products because of the buzz surrounding the new look. The buzz that was self-perpetuating. This will work because most business folks don't have the slightest idea what style really is. They think "roughing it" is wearing a pair of khakis and a polo shirt to work on Fridays.
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Hmm. I for one think The Blue Screen Of Death deserves a guest shot on "Dead Like Me" :)
Since when was a massive omni-mega corp ever cool? They are currently the bully in the arena. Smaller companies that are more agile and willing to accept major risks will always come out on top as far as "cool factor" goes. That's the nature of the game. MS's reputation is all about ubiquity and uniformity - and image that they've crafted very carefully through the years.
Sadly, MS will always win out by ripping off a smaller company's ideas and making knock-offs. I don't know why they wouldn't be happy with that. Let the other guy take the risk, and if it works - steal the idea! Let the other guy be cool, then emulate him. It's been working quite well for them, so who cares?
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From the article: After some early success with shows like "24" last season...
Maybe last season but in the first series: 24's Good Guys Do Use Macs
While Bauer and most of the other agents in his unit used Macs, the traitor used a laptop made by Dell. The baddies, a group of renegade Serbs, also use Dell machines.
"It looks like you are saving the world", offered Clippy. "Would you like help?"
"Just open a socket", growled Bauer.
"The number of Unix installations has grown to ten, with more expected." (Unix Programmer's Manual, 2nd ed.; june 1972)
This reminds me of the "Windows ME Introduction Video" that showed several extremely happy people using "digital media" technology, "recovering from problems easily" (kid with hammer attacks keyboard), and experiencing the power of "home networking." I really love the part where Dad shoots a video of the wife and kid and sends it spinning around an animated globe to Grandma's computer. And despite all the marketing hype, all the non-geeks I know who have used WinME universally agree that it sucks.
Besides, most of the people I know who are clueless about computers hate computers, and nothing will ever change that. Not marketing, and not attempts at making software easier to use. And such people wouldn't even notice the latest toy from HP on their favorite TV show.
They may want to make there OS as stable as Apple or Linux before they try to advertise it all over the place in television shows. On numerous occassions I have seen M$ computers on TV at there trademark blue screen. This has happened on several shows including Howard Stern and CNN. I have also seen this on electronic billboards. M$ obviously needs to take a break from there marketing tactics and get back to programming, this is obvious as there is a constant threat of new vulnerabilities in there software due to the poorly laid out architecture.
All MS has to do is rewite some basic error messages and we go from...
This program has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down. Do you wish to generate an error report and send it to Microsoft?
to
Hey dude, Bill reckons you've been working so hard in Word that you deserve a break so we've closed it down for you. Go grab a diet soda (we've gotta watch that sugar rush!) or chill out by the water cooler for a while and then return refreshed to start all over again. We're so glad you've chosen to take a break we've even emailed Bill and told him you're not skipping on your personal time.
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Apple makes physical objects with a distinctive look. The product just has to appear for a second. Nobody has to interrupt the flow of dialogue to say anything about it.
What's Microsoft going to do? Ask them to show people booting up their PC so that the Windows logo takes over the screen and that musical sound plays?
Have cool twenty-somethings joke about how to get rid of that obnoxious Clippy?
This is just a dumb upper-management idea. Microsoft doesn't make the kind of products for which product placement works.
Furthermore, Apple's appeal to a certain group is directly connected to their willingness to make strong, emphatic design statements. You may hate the way a Mac looks or you may love it, but you can't be indifferent to it. Other PC makers may take tentative steps in making their boxes charcoal instead of beige, or making the front plastic bulge a bit instead of being perfectly flat, but they're not willing to be emphatic--and neither is Microsoft.
Contrast the Apple "switcher" ads--which I personally hated--with the bland, characterless attempt Microsoft made to do the same thing. You knew the Apple switchers were real people. And it came as no surprise to find that the Microsoft "switchers" were stock photographs.
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If it deserved it, it would have it already. Personally I don't see it working, for two reasons: 1. Mass-market by definition cannot be cool. Cool requires a degree of exclusivity. 2. Microsoft's philosophy is "pile em' high sell 'em cheap, and fix the bugs eventually". Again, this is the anti-thesis of cool. Basically MS lack the perfectionist drive. I'm not making either of these points to knock MS as a company - they're very succesful at what they do and make a ton of cash. It's just that what do is incompatible with being "cool". Edward
Bad analogies are like waxing a monkey with a rainbow.
The butterfly isn't cool enough for you? Flying around without a jetpack isn't cool? Right. It's way freaking cool. They even use songs by Madonna and the Rolling Stones.
It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
You're slightly wrong here. They have the perfectionist drive in spades. It's just that they are trying to perfect making money, not perfect making product.
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"Gravity is only a theory, not a fact!"It's just trying to get the street cred it craves. It's important to make sure it doesn't get it.
Thankfully, Microsoft's success in having become 'the establishment' will make it very hard for them to acquire street cred. That sort of perception tends to attach to rebels, free-thinkers and high performers, not monolithic institutions. While it's true that MS itself has shown breathtaking contempt for the law, using their software is not going to make you a rebel without a cause; it's going to make you a sheep without an alternative.
We all know what's going to happen now:
Yes, Longhorn will be renamed "Windows Extreme"
to Microsoft on this. Their problem is that, in 99% of the times, a windows box looks like ass, and TV/Movies are all about visuals. Apple has got them beat, beat, beat. It would need shots of the desktop, and, unless somebody in the movie is USING the computer, that won't be easy...
Sorry Billy-boy, but you must get a cool box first before somebody thinks MS is cool.
Man, the subject line says it all. They're going to waste massive amounts of money trying to be the cool kids. It's not gunna happen... 40 year old logic in advertising and whatnot seem to think just make it "xtreme" and it's good to go. I'm waiting to see Microsoft team up with some hardware manufacturer and come out with computers with skateboards plastered all over them or something. Their new slogan: Microsoft; KICKING YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE SINCE 1988 Meh. This is bad as Dell trying to make "cool" gaming computers.
If they want to be more "hip" then they should improve the part of Windows that users see the most. The BSOD. They should make it animated with sound and some cool phrase , preferably from the list of Windows Haiku.
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The setup is that a besuited guy wanders in on a what is presumably the IT department. The IT department looks like the commercial director has taken the most boring people on the talent agency's books and told the costume and make up people "think bland". They are all dancing extremely awkwardly and drinking some unidentified liquid (the way these people are acting, it sure ain't alcohol) out of blue plastic cups.
The guy asks what's the party, at which point the head IT guy explains how they had magically consolidated the Active Directory groups from 70 to 4 thus allowing them to roll out new apps to the sales force in minutes (or some such hooey). The suit looks nonplussed, until Head IT Guy explains that this will save the company millions of dollars. The ad closes with the suit leading the IT department in a line dance, which they manage to make look just as awkward and dorky.
I realise the ad probably has to be designed to it can be shown everywhere from Salt Lake City to Singapore, but, jeez, if you want to make your brand cool try not to associate it with complete dorks... :)
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No. Brute force and ignorance, every time. "We want a cool image; find out how much that'll cost, and buy it."
Unfortunately, so far, it's a policy that's mostly worked. And if they spend enough in the right places, I fear it'll work again. What does that say about society?
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IBM wanted people to think OS/2 was "cool", so the company began calling it "Warp", which to the people at the time who were likely to be old enough and powerful enough to make big purchases meant "bend out of shape in such a way as to possibly render useless".
Well, I'm here to report that it worked. IBM did in fact succeed in associating the word "cool" with OS/2. IBM lost a "cool" billion dollars on OS/2. In the years immediately following, IBM lost another "cool" billion dollars. That's positively frigid.
OS/2 is still "cool" in the sense that, because it is dead, it is no longer warm.
So, that's a story about a big company trying to be cool.
Manufactured products can be cool, but cool can't be manufactured.
I personally thought back to my first use of OS X, and "cool" was amongst the first thought.
"Right On" and "Fucking-A" soon followed.
My first use of Windows XP followed a similar vein, only the complete opposite; "Oh...MY...GOD", "What the FUCK!!", "Make it STOP!!", "For the love of GOD MAKE IT STOP", "What fucking rocket scientist thought this was a good idea?", "Why am I having childhood flashbacks of Romper Room?"
Here's a clue for Microsoft:
Make it simple: Turn the crap OFF/un-integrate.
Make it look good: See above (XP looks HORRIBLE)
Make it secure: Turn the crap off by default.
Make it functional: see all of the above.
Oh, and *LISTEN* to what people want. Not like windows 98 beta when 78% of people said "NO!" to integrating Internet Explorer into the OS.
(sheesh)
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Anyone see the new M$ WinServer 2003 Ads (I live in Australia, if you want to know)
Boss: Whats the party?
Geek: We just finished a Active Directory rollout, merging 70 domains into 4
Boss looks confused
Geek goes on about some crap 1 day instead of weeks
Geek: Its going to save us 2 million dollars
Boss smiles and takes drink from Geek.
Here is a better version:
Boss: Whats the party?
Geek: We just finished a Linux rollout. Now customers can get their data 24/7 instead of 3/24. We also managed to merge 1,000 servers into 100.m
Boss looks confused.
Geek: Its going to save us
Boss takes drink from Geek.
improving the OS
I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
The BBC can't, though. But the BBC isn't everything.
Quite a lot of Apple's "cool factor" among the "fashionable and Hollywood tech elite", (especially from the marketing point of view) comes from the instant recognition of Apple products.
If you see a silver wide screen laptop with a little grey apple on the back, you know you're looking at a G4 powerbook. You can be almost certain it's running Mac OS X. You know what you're looking at - the hardware, the software, what the machine is good at.
That doesn't happen with PC's. There could be anything in that box.
With Apple releasing both hardware AND software, they have the ability to create products that consumers can instantly recognise (that's an iBook, that's an iMac, etc), and know what to expect from them.
This has allowed Apple to "engender a hip, consumer brand image" that MS do NOT have (and are going to struggle gaining).
Stev.They could even advertise in a cool comic! Lucifer, the Sandman followup. :-)
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Barriers to geekingess:
But seriously, how is this different (to a markeeting firm) than any other lifestyle?
I don't think it would be hard for a savvy marketing company to make geeks cool. When you try to make a lifestyle or personality cool, you don't present all the aspects of that thing, and you certainly are not honest about presenting it.
Nike doesn't spend much time showing us how injuries affect athlete's lives. Or how early in the morning practice is. Or how intensely stressfull that level of competition is and how hard it is on them.
Marketers will probably not focus on the less "cool-able" aspects of geekiness, but in the increasingly tech-driven society we live in I don't think it will be long before geek is cool. You don't have to make average people into geeks, you just have to get them to admire aspects of geeks and aspire to those aspects. Make it look like geeks earn more money than regular people. That's a good place to start.
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They're gonna have a pretty rough time trying to convince everyone that worms are actually cool...
I can't beleive you're saying Office and Windows, with their 80% profit margin, are sold "cheap".
Does it make you happy you're so strange?
Wintel laptops are used as Trojan Horses filled with C4. (no really!)
I've seen a treatment of the final episode of the show, funding is cut and a new manager is brought in who attempts to "modernize" and "standardize" the MI-5 by "upgrading" to Windows boxes.
I will not reveal the ending, but let's just say its not pretty.
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Not true.
What do you think the RIAA is doing? They mass market music on MTV and such to make it desirable, then they sell CD's at inflated prices at such a level that only those of a certain economic level with the disposable can buy them, maintaining exclusivity and thus ensuring "coolness".
Marketing: The end-result of 50 years of Psychoanalytical research + Greed.
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Following this line of reasoning, MS needs product placement on The Soprano's, and maybe a story line about how Tony wants to expand from cartage into software license enforement, but is scared off by the aggressive tactics of the Business Software Alliance.
You've hit the nail on the head. MS wants to be every image at some point or another. Big Reliable Bank Partner. No wait... SupaDope Xbox playa. No wait... Your Friendly Neighbourhood PC weenie. No wait....
They can't have it all ways. As someone pointed out above, while Microsoft can rent cool, they can never, ever be cool. Its just not the way it works.
Like trying to pick your own nickname. Apple became cool years ago and that's what they are still. MS, much more powerful financially, cannot claim underdog status, and no one in their right mind can associate themselves with a global behemoth like that.
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Here is Apple's info about product placement.
The article is kind of dated, but the fundamentals still hold true today.
Compared to the price of a product in which all of the bugs were fixed - yes I am saying it's cheap.
There is a general rule, which applies particularly to software development that 80% of the value takes 20% of the effort. That last 20% of the value costs the remaining 80%. It's the 80:20 rule. Microsoft are masters of this rule. Many failed companies failed because they didn't take this rule into account. Edward
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spraypaint butterflies, hearts and peace signs all over downtown sidewalks. Seemed to work for IBM. Oh wait.
Now it's Cool Screen of Death!
Instead of spending loads of $$ to project an image, why not spend it towards FIXING THE BUGS and SECURITY HOLES in their stuff?
In short: Isn't improving the actual product(s) more important than seeing some cookie-cutter TV star using them?
They can put all the TV spin they want on their OS's and apps. It won't do them one iota of good if said OS and apps remain in their current state, security-wise (which means they're about as secure as a block of Swiss cheese).
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see what OS they are using. All the good guys in episode 1 and 2 used Macs. All the bad guys (including Nina, it was a giveaway) used PCs.
Like MacDonald's recent hip-makeover marketing efforts
Yeah, but I really despise the new McDonald's 'hip' commercials! If Microsoft wants to do the same thing, I'll probably wind up hating...
oh wait, nevermind
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- lipstick on a pig is still a pig with lipstick...
- screenwriters and other industry hacks know the best platform and products to use - and they aren't from the software monopoly...
- i wouldn't be surprised to see consumer and corporate anger regarding the software monopoly become even more prevalent on the large and small screen...
- the Evil Empire can spend all the money in its coffers on improving its image, but any effort won't remove the past or erase its evil history...
You seem to be under the mistaken assumption that MS avoids sqaushing bugs due to costs. I don't believe this is the case. They are willing to live with bugs because they do not directly affect their bottom line.
/.ers see MS's problem as one of its commercial nature and monopolistic ambitions to dominate the world etc. While I agree with those criticisms, the essential nature of their problem from my POV as a potential customer is this features-not-bug-fixes philosophy of theirs. From a strictly profit-making, shareholder-value POV, I can see their point, but from an end-user perspective it does make me despise them and their slimy make-a-fast-buck used car salesman ethics.
If MS decides to increase their budget for a particular application, it will be to add features. Features tend to add even more bugs (and bloat), but they are great for marketing and hence sales. Features directly add value. Bugfixes do not. People (naively) expect their software to work as advertised. Customers don't want to have to pay extra for the company to fix something that was never supposed to have been broken.
Commercial customers with tech-savvy sys-admins can be a problem here. This is the only reason that MS ever developed the NT series of OSes. At least there MS paid at least some attention to reliability and bugfixes. But the point is that it was only because they felt they had no choice. Below a certain level of reliability Linux/Unix would just be too tempting an alternative for this market segment.
I realize that many
Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
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Do you drink cola or soda/pop, and if you do what national or multi-national marketing effort does it have?
Would you feel OK holding on to a can of RC Cola? How about a Vernors? Celray?
Where did that 'street cred' come from anyway?
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Actually, I would say Cool requires a degree of apparent exclusivity. Nike (to use the same example as everyone else here) is "Cool" but is also heavily mass-marketed. A product is cool when you have managed to engender the appearance of exclusivity in your target market. I see people with Nikes everywhere: the things aren't particularly special or exclusive but the people that buy them seem to think they are. Now can they not be? Michael Jordan wears them! Whatever you think about Nike, that was one phenomenally successful marketing campaign.
... "whoa, cool." Apple has successfully made themselves into something of the Rolex of PC manufacturers. As an aside, I find it ironic that Apple Computer, whose early products gave millions of people their first taste of computer power in defiance of IBM and the mainframe world, has taken this elitist road. Probably it was the only way they could survive, given the boneheaded mistakes they made years ago.
Apple Macintoshes, on the other hand, achieve their coolness by actually being exclusive. While Apple is a major corporation, their share of mouse-wielding eyeballs pales in comparison to Microsoft's. Consequently, Macs are exclusive for the simple reason that there just aren't that many out there. Just knowing someone with a Mac is unusual, whereas it's hard to find someone that doesn't use a Windows box.
Apple plays heavily and deliberately into this, by carefully positioning themselves to appeal to those that prefer to have something distinctive. This only works if most other people can't have it, and it helps if your "cool" product costs more too. And if it works better and actually looks cooler than the rest
Even so, I think that Americans also appreciate the underdog aspect to Apple's efforts (and Linux, and all others that are competing with Microsoft). That is another part of being cool: buying and supporting something that isn't mainstream from someone that is struggling against all odds. Microsoft is the J.R. Ewing of the computer world (everybody loves to hate them), and an illegal monopoly to boot, and they will have a hard time ever convincing the public that they are an underdog.
So, yes. I agree that the public perceiving Microsoft as being cool is farfetched at this point. On the other hand, given the public's ability to swallow, well, pretty much anything that has enough advertising dollars behind it I wouldn't say that it couldn't happen. Microsoft sure has the dollars. And if they can manage to convince the buying public that your average Dell or HP/Compaq box is "cool", they will have pulled off something never before recorded in the annals of marketing history.
Microsoft: Where do we want you to go today?
The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
Apple has an article about it. Its an old article, and its on Apple's site, so make your own conclusions. But it is a reference :)
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Uhh not exactly cool, although they'll never admit to it. Conformity is cool. Kids all act the same damn way. they all try and be different and rebel, all doing it the same way homogenizing their style. Look at how all the white kids follow mass market rap like eminem and so forth.
All MS needs to do is harness this form of pseduo-mass rebellion. They'll target linux like those trucker hats that were briefly in style. At first rare and cool, now trendy poseur and lame.
New MS corporate themesong: "Pretty fly for a white Guy" by Offspring.
Seriously though, Apple already has the "cool" image MS wants to take. They are in most of the movies and look how much marketshare it got them? The only possible explanation for this is that someone up top is going though a midlife crisis or soemthing.
Bullshit. When MS started making Windows and Office, it didn't sell these products with 80% margin. Neither did its competitors. The market was simply too small to support high margins. Software costs money to develop and it costs almost nothing to produce and distribute. Once the market reached its current size, people naturally expect MS to lower prices, as microeconomics dictate. The problem is, MS highjacked microeconomics by becoming a monopoly. That's why people are pissed off.
You see, most hardware drops in price as the market grows. But for some reason, this doesn't happen with MS software.
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