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A Novell Linux Specialist?

richardeholder asks: "Our Novell partners differentiate themselves in the marketplace by promoting their areas of expertise or specializations; this allows their customers to know what their skill sets are and what they can reasonably expect these partners to provide for them. As we embrace Linux, we would like to extend the title of 'Linux specialist' to partners who merit it. Before we move forward on this initiative, we would like to ask the Linux community for guidance on what should constitute a Linux specialist. Should we require certifications such as LPI and the RHCE/RHCT, or are there other more valuable ways of demonstrating Linux competency?"

335 comments

  1. Requirements for a linux specialist: by SeanTobin · · Score: 5, Funny

    An individual or company can be considered a linux specialist if they demonstrate the ability to:

    -Properly secure a firewall
    -Compile and install a kernel
    -Configure the third button on thier mouse
    -Print to a Panasonic KXP-8410 printer in color
    -Make coffee that is restricted under OSHA guidelines
    -Recognize a minimum 8 of 10 random network cards by thier chipset number only
    -Understand the usefullness of the SysRq button
    -Install linux on any appliance that does not come with a keyboard or mouse
    -Setup a cron job to order pizza online
    -Pay a license fee to SCO
    -Assemble a beowolf cluster which includes more than one type of gaming console
    -Install a really cool kde/gnome/enlightenment theme
    -Run desktops at no less than 1600x1200 resolution, native
    -Name all boxen after sci-fi characters/objects
    -Any cats owned must be named after cabling specifications
    -Adequate space must be reserved in all hardware racks for pizza boxes
    -Every system must glow at night. Server rooms should be scary

    That should just about cover it. Congratulations! You may now call yourself a linux specialist!

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    1. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -Setup a cron job to order pizza online

      hehehe, when I worked at home, i set up a cron job to page me at 5 and 6:30 with the message: "The Simpsons are on."

    2. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      you forgot- -At least 50lbs overwieght -smells bad -mystery objects in beard -said beard hasn't been trimmed in 2+ years -Grumpy -pronounces the "teh"

    3. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      I don't qualify. I don't use desktops at all.

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    4. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by swillden · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't qualify. I don't use desktops at all.

      Where do you put your coffee?

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    5. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by RollingThunder · · Score: 1

      -Make coffee that is restricted under OSHA guidelines

      Are you kidding? I much prefer OSHA-violating coffee.

      Sweet, sweet, forbidden coffee. Who cares if it's made with heavy water.

    6. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by maddogdelta · · Score: 1
      Every system must glow at night. Server rooms should be scary

      I used to work with nuclear power plants, so I glow. Will that count?

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    7. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by downix · · Score: 0, Troll

      Dangit, I never did pay that license fee.

      *Pets his kitty, RJ45*

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    8. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      wow only haveing one terminal visable at a time. that must suck I keep my desktop resolution at 1600x1200 so I can fit 9 terminals on my screen at one time.

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    9. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by Arker · · Score: 1

      Virtual terminals are your friend.

      A gui is fine if you're processing videos or something, but for a lot of work, it's really just a waste of time. And resources.

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    10. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by Judg3 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Any cats owned must be named after cabling specifications

      As geeky as it sounds, I did this. My wife didn't mind "Cat 5", but she really hates the other one I named "Cat 5e".

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    11. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, I have two cats - scuzzy and ida

      sigh, must get out more

    12. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by rusty0101 · · Score: 3, Funny

      in his mouth. of course.

      -rusty

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    13. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by Judg3 · · Score: 1

      Scuzzy and Ida! Excellent! I now have possible names for the next cat that I don't have to explain the meaning off to the wife, just let her think it's a non computer thing.

      The reason I named my cat "Cat 5" was an old UserFriendly cartoon. I hit up the archives looking for it, but a quick search didn't pull up the 'toon.

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    14. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by rusty0101 · · Score: 1

      Reminde her nicely that you didn't name it Type-1

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    15. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by Pope+Raymond+Lama · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even with a "5 funny" score, parent seens the only post to touch the question asked.

      I would not mind calling a Linux Specialist one that would be capable to comply with the 4 first itens in parents list:

      -Properly secure a firewall
      -Compile and install a kernel
      -Configure the third button on thier mouse
      -Print to a Panasonic KXP-8410 printer in color

      Itens 3 and 4 - or maybe some other semi-random tasks - would assure that the guy really can handle it, and not someone who just overworked a couple howtos.

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    16. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awesome.. with the exception of the Panasonic printer (mine's a minolta Desklaser 2200) and the SCO licensing, I qualify on every one...

      My cat's callled five and I'm writing this comment on my tripple-headed 3x22" @1600x1200 machine.

      I'd post a picture of my server room, which is truly a work of art, but my poor little adsl line wouldn't take the slashdotting...

      I never considered myself a linux specialist before... Just competant.

    17. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      Assuming it's ok if i don't have any cats, i'm there. And i sleep in the server room, so i go for the soothing, not scary, glow.

    18. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      I used to like strong coffee. Now that I've read Issola, by Steven Brust, I prefer klava. Good, strong coffee, flavored with vanilla and wood chips then sweetened with honey as needed. Yum!

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    19. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      Currently, I have one cat, a youngish tom. He's a brown/black tabby, and you'll know what his face looks like if you can spot the reference in his name: Gully Foyle.

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    20. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sweet, sweet, forbidden coffee. Who cares if it's made with heavy water.

      Your cells, after a signigicant portion of your hydrogen is replaced with deuterium and mitosis is inhibited.

      Of course this is only if the heavy coffee is all you drink, but what's the point of drinking anything besides coffee?

    21. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by DShard · · Score: 3, Funny

      I like my coffee like I like my gravitational phenomena, strong and black.

    22. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by LetterRip · · Score: 1

      "Where do you put your coffee?"

      The built in cup holder - DUH!

    23. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno. I could handle those four tasks, but I definately don't consider myself a specialist at all (I've done three of them with little trouble). Maybe its deeper than that. Maybe it's all like "The less you know, the more you know." But then newbies would be the linux specialists. So, under the parent's reasoning, the person who has never used linux is the specialist, and everyone else are mere users. So next time something isn't working, call that genius WinME user, 'casue s/he knows his/her shit!

    24. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I said 'casue. I meant 'cause. ' 'casue ' sounds funny. Yeah, yeah, I know, I fail it, blah blah blah blah blah. Stupid preview button. And I need to kill time before posting this so I can be a nice slashdot user that is an unknown coward because they tolled me to wait two minutes and I like stream-of-concioussness literature ('cause I can't spell) and lame is lame I sometimes forget my name 'cause I'm lame who built this stupid filter I like trolls.

    25. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by mnmn · · Score: 4, Insightful
      -Properly secure a firewall
      This should really include configuring and using snort as the IDS part, full control over the iptables command and NOT using squid.

      -Compile and install a kernel
      And change the default screen color, use rdev and use ksymoops to locate the source of a crash and report it properly using the right bugreport email format to the exactly right group of people after having searched mailinglist archives and newsgroups for the same problem. Should also know enough C and about makefiles to correct function typos, comment out assert blocks and point the makefiles to the right libraries and include directories. Remember we're talking about a linux SPECIALIST, not a kiddie compiler.

      -Configure the third button on thier mouse
      No thats too tough

      -Print to a Panasonic KXP-8410 printer in color
      Too many Linux experts know little about printers. Many printers dont have drivers but can shared to smb/active directory users who do have the drivers. I strongly agree with this point.

      -Make coffee that is restricted under OSHA guidelines
      Or Quetta Tea. Doodh Pati. Not all geeks are scrawny white suburban californians.

      -Recognize a minimum 8 of 10 random network cards by thier chipset number only
      I would agree with this one, but you can have software-only experts too. I can tell ethernet, tokenring, fddi, atm, arcnet and isdn cards by their chipset, whether they will run under Linux/FreeBSD or Solaris, but I know guys who dont change their RAM but develop sophisticated KDE apps. There are niches...

      -Understand the usefullness of the SysRq button
      This can be learned in a day, so a specialist MUST know it.

      -Install linux on any appliance that does not come with a keyboard or mouse
      I am tempted to say he should be able to do the same with Solaris. Should also be able to install Plan9, Windows 2000 Advanced Server, Unixware, AIX and QNX on vmware images. (bochs would do)

      -Setup a cron job to order pizza online
      Too easy

      -Pay a license fee to SCO
      Uhh yeah. I'll hire such a person.

      -Assemble a beowolf cluster which includes more than one type of gaming console
      I'll bring a serious point here. This is not a practical skill. Just test for RHCE and that covers the really required sysadmin skills. Someone who is obsessed with gamebox clusters will not be interested in 99.9999 uptime. He will be playing unreal on the servers at night.

      -Install a really cool kde/gnome/enlightenment theme
      And get used to twm and CDE. Learn to enjoy the command line.

      -Run desktops at no less than 1600x1200 resolution, native
      Why? Use a real DEC VT520 dumb terminal.

      -Name all boxen after sci-fi characters/objects
      Come on geeks are more diverse than that. I havent seen star wars.

      -Any cats owned must be named after cabling specifications

      Or kernel header files, or commands.

      -Adequate space must be reserved in all hardware racks for pizza boxes

      One PC-XT case should be home to a hamster.

      -Every system must glow at night. Server rooms should be scary

      I second that. Modders for beautification are generally not all that interested in the software and are gamers.

      Here are some others:
      1. Take a 10GB ext3 or XFS or reiserfs partition full of data, and dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/partition block=512 count=4096, do the same for the END of the partition, and dd if=/dev/partition of=/tmp/file and give the file to him to recover as much data as possible.
      2. Give him a Linux server and a Pentium1 with no harddisk but a bootable nic, and tell him to remote-boot windows95. Hire him for at least $80k if he can do that.
      3. Act like a project manager and ask him to put all his work in project form on MS Project 2000, and submit weekly reports. Cause deliber
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    26. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think TIA would be a name for a cable spec cat.

    27. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's the answer to 4, so you can make a cheatsheet: sendmail, tomcat, postgresql, ksh, bsdfs, ethernet, windowmaker, good solution.

    28. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by firstnevyn · · Score: 1

      Dude.. the whole point of question 4 is to find out if the person can select the right tool for the right job.

      And by the by there are few places where deploying sendmail would be a good move imho it's history of security issues is a grave concern it's also difficult to administer (sendmail.cf is nothing if not arcane) however if you have a large existing deployment then it probably makes sense..

    29. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Any cats owned must be named after cabling specifications

      As geeky as it sounds, I did this. My wife didn't mind "Cat 5", but she really hates the other one I named "Cat 5e".


      What about the retarded, slow one, 'Cat 3'?

    30. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by still+cynical · · Score: 2, Funny
      Where do you put your coffee?
      All of the servers we have came with built in cup holders.
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    31. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by abe+ferlman · · Score: 1

      The ADU cat was named /etc. I know it's not a cable type, but it's topical.

      You can see /etc emerging from the hardware here.

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    32. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mnmn (145599) on Wednesday October 22, @09:54PM

      -Any cats owned must be named after cabling specifications
      Or kernel header files, or commands.


      NO! Just cabling specifications.
    33. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 3, Funny

      i like my coffee like i like my women:

      tied to the back of a donkey and brought to me by a man named Juan.

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    34. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to go right out on a limb and say he was making a joke.

    35. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give him a Linux server and a Pentium1 with no harddisk but a bootable nic, and tell him to remote-boot windows95. Hire him for at least $80k if he can do that.

      Several products out there that can do that, but I wouldn't take your job at the meager $80K ;-)

      The reason is that Win9x can use real-mode disk drivers, so it's "easy" to emulate a drive (from a PXE boot loader for example).

      The real challenge is network booting 2K or XP.

    36. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by Doug+Neal · · Score: 1

      A gui is fine if you're processing videos or something, but for a lot of work, it's really just a waste of time. And resources.

      OK, so running my 1600x1200 laptop at 1600x1200, allowing me to do several things at once by letting the computer communicate much more information to me faster, more efficiently and more intuitively, is a "waste of time and resources"... ... but running my 1600x1200 laptop in 80x25 console mode isn't?

      Dude... go back to your 386 ;)

    37. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1
      Isn't that Doodh mein patti?

      Somehow, clarifying the relation between doodh (== milk) and patti (== tea leaves) ("mein" == inside) gives you a nice, complete feeling! :-)

      Now, Quetta tea... never tried it before, but I'm guessing it's a cross between doodh mein patti and Irani chai (given the geographic location; DmP is Punjabi, AFAIK); which is fantastic since I'm a fan of both!

      Greetings from a fanatic tea lover,

    38. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      help me out, what is a good question for #4? (a place where windows is better then linux...) if you where writing games and wanted a large market to hit, i could see writing for windows, and debugging for the client environment, but that is about it.

    39. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or when writting a virus, and wanting to get as many computers hit as possible.

    40. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by smammon · · Score: 1

      That's easy...

      Does your mom use Linux? If she does, I guarentee you are a Linux Specialist!

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    41. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      full control over the iptables command and NOT using squid.

      Why not? I routinely set up Squid as a transparent proxy (security out and in) or (if the business owner wants user logins for tracing) do a transparent proxy to a local HTTPd telling the users they need to adjust their settings (for people who decide to turn off the proxy usage on their browser.)

      If the business is a Windows shop, it's trivial to get Squid to authenticate to their PDC - so that the local person can add/remove users themselves. It allows the boss to track where the users are going.

    42. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: by MQBS · · Score: 1

      I like my coffe like I like my women,

      cold and bitter.

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  2. give him.... by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 1

    slackware 3.0 (the one with "stable internet", a PIV 2.4 Ghz and tell him to get it up and running with just the disks, the hard and the net connection.

    If you are not too bad with your proxies rules, about 1 in 10 000 will do it 8p

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    1. Re:give him.... by Talinom · · Score: 1

      3.0? That is for the weak. Slackware 95 booting off of the floppy disk (pre CD boot era) to access the proprietary CD-ROM hanging off of your sound card. Using said distro to connect to the internet via modem (requiring hacking of MANY scripts including ppp-on, ppp-off, chat, options and resolv.conf) and find out from your ISP or trial and error if they are using pap, chap, mspap, or mschap).

      Oh, he must have been able to get the base installation running in 6 hours and X-Windows in 4 more having never seen anything remotely unix-like before and without smoke testing the monitor or any other components of the system while configuring x-windows to use fvwm95.

      If you require that, hire me.

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    2. Re:give him.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PIV, or peak inverse voltage, is measured in Volts. Not Hertz.

    3. Re:give him.... by Feyr · · Score: 1

      hacking scripts? back then we just fired up minicom, dialed manually and quit whitout resetting the modem. just start pppd afterward. lots of fun :)

  3. Wow, high ranking Novell official honors Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It makes me want to re-embrace Novell just knowing that they are doing things *right* (like talking to the community on Slashdot).

    I think I left off at 3.12. Hey did anyone ever keep a copy of that NCSnipes game?

  4. Since you mentioned Novell.... by psykocrime · · Score: 4, Informative

    Go for the Novell Certified Linux Engineer certification.

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    1. Re:Since you mentioned Novell.... by Master+Bait · · Score: 1
      Gosh...

      Now, how do we assess the competency of the person that asked the question in the first place?

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    2. Re:Since you mentioned Novell.... by meme_police · · Score: 5, Informative

      The CLE is for Novell's products that run on Linux, not for Linux itself. And the question was what criteria should Novell use to signify their partners as "Linux specialists". That criteria could include certifications, or it may not.

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    3. Re:Since you mentioned Novell.... by sharkey · · Score: 1
      Now, how do we assess the competency of the person that asked the question in the first place?

      • Underwear inside pants?
      • Deodorant?
      • Said deodorant applied to armpit skin rather than outside of clothing?
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    4. Re:Since you mentioned Novell.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      • Underwear inside pants?
      • Deodorant?
      • Said deodorant applied to armpit skin rather than outside of clothing?


      Hmmmm...these all point to a lack of linux competency.
    5. Re:Since you mentioned Novell.... by Hanzie · · Score: 1

      Please mod parent as +1 insightful.

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    6. Re:Since you mentioned Novell.... by Elmar_Stoned_at_Work · · Score: 0

      Q: when will the course and exam become avail.?

      A: Nov. 2003

      ^from the pdf you linked to

      Q: is it november yet?

      A: no, that's why they're asking us for help

      thx,

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    7. Re:Since you mentioned Novell.... by psykocrime · · Score: 1


      A: Nov. 2003

      ^from the pdf you linked to

      Q: is it november yet?

      A: no, that's why they're asking us for help


      Ummmm, I get your point, but... if they're planning to start offering the test in November, I'd think they should be well past the point in designing the curriculum, tests, etc., where they'd be asking /. for help...

      Anyway, I did miss the focus of the original post a little... I read it as being from the perspective of a Novell partner / reseller / consultant / whatever... not realizing it was from Novell themselves.

      So mod my original post -1 Foot In Mouth, I guess.

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    8. Re:Since you mentioned Novell.... by JayJay.br · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine here in Brazil works at Novell. He told me he has orders to be certified LPI level 2 by the end of this year.

      So maybe LPI it is.

  5. Slashdot readers... by kuwan · · Score: 1, Funny

    How 'bout these:

    What's your Karma?
    How often do you post to Slashdot?
    How many stories have you successfully submitted to Slashdot?

    1. Re:Slashdot readers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not funny. That's sad.

    2. Re:Slashdot readers... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      excelent.
      only when I come up with a smart ass comment.
      once.

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    3. Re:Slashdot readers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you hire someone who reads slashdot AND posts AND cares about karma (in fact, this includes anyone with an account) then you should be KILLED immediately!

      fuck those SHITHEADS and kill them NOW.

      WANKERS!

    4. Re:Slashdot readers... by notque · · Score: 1

      How 'bout these:

      What's your Karma?
      How often do you post to Slashdot?
      How many stories have you successfully submitted to Slashdot?


      That's something I said in my last interview. Got the job.

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  6. That's easy... by zulux · · Score: 5, Funny


    Ask them to spell Microsoft.

    If they use a dollar symbol somwhere in the spelling - then the're a Linux expert.

    If they spell it Micro-Soft - then ther're really old school DOS expert.

    If they spell it MICROS~1 -then there a Windows expert.

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    1. Re:That's easy... by Comatose51 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's interesting to note that in each of the 3 cases, you also spelled "they're" differently, none of which being correct. One of those read between the lines kind of joke? ;-)

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    2. Re:That's easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask them to spell "they're"

      If they spell they're -> the're, they may have made a typo.

      If they spell they're -> ther're, they're almost there ...

      If they spell they're -> there, blame "their" parents for using "Hooked on Phonics"

    3. Re:That's easy... by zulux · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's interesting to note that in each of the 3 cases, you also spelled "they're" differently, none of which being correct. One of those read between the lines kind of joke? ;-)

      I was just testing Slashdot's Human-Touch(tm) spell-checker. It seems to have worked yet again! ;)

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    4. Re:That's easy... by 1000StonedMonkeys · · Score: 1

      Ask them to spell Microsoft. If they choose not to spell it correctly, then you've found yourself a slashdot troll. They'll most likely be a linux expert, but their lack of hygiene and/or social skills may scare away potential clients.

    5. Re:That's easy... by Graff · · Score: 1
      I was just testing Slashdot's Human-Touch(tm) spell-checker.

      Hmm, "Slashdot, the open-source spell checker". A very interesting concept I must admit! :-)
    6. Re:That's easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was just testing Slashdot's Human-Touch(tm) spell-checker.

      Hmm, "Slashdot, the open-source spell checker". A very interesting concept I must admit! :-)


      Not in dictionary:
      :-)

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    7. Re:That's easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and if they spell they're -> they (as in "they at the licka sto' stealin' 40s") then blame their 'moms' for using "Hooked on Ebonics"

    8. Re:That's easy... by MaskedInterrupt · · Score: 2, Funny

      There is a spell checker? How do you use it?

    9. Re:That's easy... by Richard_L_James · · Score: 1
      Hey you missed some...

      • If they put MICROSOFT then they are a mainframe programmer (or a newbie!)
      • If they put MS then they work for a corporate !
      • If they put Mirrorsoft then they are a dyslexic C64 fan !
    10. Re:That's easy... by rusty0101 · · Score: 1

      Make a typeo, you'll find out about it. A little bit late of course, but that's beside the point.

      -Rusty

      p.s. of cours your post will have to rise to the point that someone who is more anal retentive about responding to mistakes in typing than the supposed content of the writing will decide your post deserves his comentary on your spelling.

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    11. Re:That's easy... by mgrant · · Score: 1

      After that, ask them to spell "they're." Hint: it's not "the're," "ther're," or "there." For the bonus, ask them the right way to spell "somwhere."

    12. Re:That's easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make a typeo

      Shouldn't that be "typo"?

    13. Re:That's easy... by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

      If they use a dollar symbol somwhere

      Msft (I must be a stock broker!) uses $ signs all the time, interestingly, often for things that are HIDDEN.

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    14. Re:That's easy... by TKinias · · Score: 1

      Make a typeo

      Shouldn't that be "typo"?

      Um, yes, well, I think that was the joke.

      I hope.

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    15. Re:That's easy... by sydb · · Score: 1

      I suspect that the Shouldn't that be "typo"? comment itself was actually the punchline of the joke.

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    16. Re:That's easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slightly Subtle Humour, meet mgrant, mgrant meet Slightly Subtle Humour. Now, if you meet again in the future, hopefully you will recognise each other.

    17. Re:That's easy... by TKinias · · Score: 1

      scripsit sydb:

      I suspect that the Shouldn't that be "typo"? comment itself was actually the punchline of the joke.

      Ja, I didn't realize I was replying to an AC...

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    18. Re:That's easy... by whitefox · · Score: 1

      And if they spell it M$, then they're an old-school UNIX wizard.

  7. certification requirements? by sl0ppy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    there's the obvious one -- how many anti-microsoft comments you can get onto slashdot during one day.

    but, all kidding aside, what's the scope of the specialty?

    o firewalls
    o security
    o script writing

    or are we talking end-user support?

    o kde
    o gnome
    o X configuration

    there would also be the need for familiarization with common opensource apps, such as openoffice, gnumeric, kword, etc.

    what exactly are we talking about?

    1. Re:certification requirements? by metroid+composite · · Score: 1
      End-user support doesn't have to be KDE/Gnome; Red Hat has an OS too (which I personally don't like as much as KDE/Gnome, but I've debated with people).

      Other than that, in addition to openoffice and gnumeric, Gaim is good to know about; I also find myself using AbiWord and Nedit.

      Though, as a disclaimer I'm a total non-expert here. I'm just someone who started using Linux OSs when they became user-friendly.

    2. Re:certification requirements? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Red Hat has an OS too (which I personally don't like as much as KDE/Gnome

      Actually, Red Hat has a Distribution which uses as it's base the Linux OS, which is totally unrelated to which Desktop environment they use.

      I have to add this to be a true Slashdick, Do you refer to the web as "the internet" as well?

    3. Re:certification requirements? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10? the number that an AC can post per IP address? or is it 20?

    4. Re:certification requirements? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I'm a total non-expert here

      No fucking way! And here I thought that you were Linux Torvaldis himself! You are teh 1337 hax0r!!1!

    5. Re:certification requirements? by rossz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yah, the term "linux specialist" is just too damn broad. The field needs to be broken down into many different fields - some overlapping, e.g. system admin, security expert, app development, kernel hacker, etc. Personally, I'm a pretty good linux admin, do rather well with scripting, perl, php, mysql, and so on, but I struggle with c/c++ coding (I can do it, but I'm not an expert). I compile my own kernels, but would be dangerous to let lose actually making kernel code changes. So what do they actually want?

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    6. Re:certification requirements? by metroid+composite · · Score: 1
      I have to add this to be a true Slashdick, Do you refer to the web as "the internet" as well?

      Occasionally, though I do know better. Don't get me wrong, I've been around Unix boxes back in the 80s, I just never used command line very well so Linux/Unix hasn't been useful to me until recently (though Shell is considerably more useful than DOS; I can tell that even with my distaste for the format). Like it or not end-user support involves catering primarily to people who are used to Windows (hence why KDE/Gnome have versions of the "Windows bar" and "Start menu"). There's also practical purposes to things like Gaim; sure versions of instant messaging have been around on Unix boxes for as far back as I can remember, but it's the larger number of people on the AIM network which makes it actually have useful applications to me.

      Mock me all you want for being fairly green to Linux, but having spent several months adjusting to it myself I can certainly comment on what more my System Administrator could have done.

    7. Re:certification requirements? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "blah blah blah i'm an idiot blah blah blah..."

  8. I say... by blackmonday · · Score: 1

    If the individual can get a Delta 44 sound card installed, they get my vote.

    1. Re:I say... by sharph · · Score: 1

      Me and my friend got a Delta 1010LT soundcard (same chip as 44) to run under linux, and now we have a nice studio with ardour.

      If you're having trouble, I bet you're on a distro which does not support ALSA very well.

    2. Re:I say... by iordonez · · Score: 1

      Sounds more like a psychobilly band to me. hehehehe

    3. Re:I say... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      The distro would command user-level software, right? I would think hardware troubles would need kernel attention.

      Granted, every distro comes with a kernel, but, IMO, if you don't build your own kernel after an installation, you're begging for some performance lost. (Especially considering that a custom-built kernel can be compiled specifically for your CPU model.)

    4. Re:I say... by sharph · · Score: 1

      It's not performance thats the problem. Its been a while since I used redhat, but from what I can remember, redhat loved to force OSS on you instead of ALSA. Gentoo is a dream come true, everything is compiled for your CPU (if you tell it to,) and emerge alsa-drivers gets you, well... alsa drivers.

  9. Re:Sad news ... Tony Renna dead at 26 by fishbowl · · Score: 1

    I was tempted to mod you down, like all the AC's who post "so-and-so died" hoaxes... But I checked, and sure enough, it's true. Hope it's not Firestone's fault.

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  10. Simple by rpozz · · Score: 1

    If they can install and configure a Linux server from scratch, they will almost certainly be capable of continuing to administer it.

    1. Re:Simple by Anonymous+Crowhead · · Score: 1

      If they can install and configure a Linux server from scratch, they will almost certainly be capable of continuing to administer it.

      Bah, the first linux server I ever put up was sitting on the internet unprotected for over a year. I was running mail, web, dns, mysql, etc with little knowledge of what I was doing or the potential pitfalls. I got it running with no help (other than from deja news.) I was extremely lucky I did not get hacked.

    2. Re:Simple by Dagum · · Score: 1

      I have witnessed many an expert install every operating system he could get his hands on - and get it on the network, serving web and mail and whatever.

      It takes no guru to install the software; it takes the guru to fix the breakage later or to perform non-evident configurations.

      It takes someone worthy of certification to see a symptom and equate it to the real, underlying problem.

      Certainly, planning and installing are an important part of this work, but they should only make up a tiny fraction of the life of any installation.

    3. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If they can install and configure a Linux server from scratch, they will almost certainly be capable of continuing to administer it.
      I'm proof positive this is wrong. I installed RH8 from some CDs I had kicking around a couple weeks ago, and configuring a webserver with my cable modem was a matter of figuring out how to get apache to listen to a port other than 80. The FTP server was enabled automagically by clicking the right checkbox during install.
    4. Re:Simple by molnarcs · · Score: 1

      They might be also begin trolling some hacker lists ... making claims about the invincibility of their server, and pissing off everyone.. Then if they stand for more than a month, than perhaps they might qualify...

    5. Re:Simple by rpozz · · Score: 1

      When I said 'configure' I meant properly - ie tested to make sure it was secure and to a required spec.

    6. Re:Simple by edwdig · · Score: 1

      Putting GNU/Linux on your resume would probably just confuse the HR person doing the initial scan of resumes.

      Saying GNU/Linux simply means you say what RMS tells you to say. Sure, at places like Slashdot you'll find people who say GNU/Linux, but they're still greatly the minority. Outside of Slashdot, they're so rare they're negligible.

    7. Re:Simple by denks · · Score: 1

      Putting GNU/Linux on your resume would probably just confuse the HR person doing the initial scan of resumes As opposed to putting down Gentoo or Debian, because the HR person really knows what they are? Even saying Red Hat would confuse most of the front line HR people. So how far do we take it? If you say you know PHP or Perl chances are they havent heard of that either. Forget even thinking of putting Python/Tcl/Apache etc. I dont know about you, but the vast majority of HR people that I have dealt with do know at least their terminology fairly well. And the ones who dont I have found to be next to useless anyway, thinking that MCSE makes you some kind of guru. Saying GNU/Linux simply means you say what RMS tells you to say He is entitled to his opinion, and I am entitled to call it GNU/Linux if I so wish. I am not doing it because he told me to, I am doing it because I feel he is entitled to be recognized for the VAST contribution he has made to open / free software. How about we call the OS GNU and dont recognize Linus? How would anyone feel about that? That would be very disrespectful for all Linus' hard work, just like omitting GNU is very disrespectful to RMS for all the hard work HE has put in. Let us not forget he has been working on the open / free software project for much longer than Linus has (no disrespect to Linus efforts intended).

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  11. also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If he can install my Geforce 2 mx in 3d Mode, he gets extra pizza points ...

  12. More then linux by 00RUSS · · Score: 0

    More then just knowing how to use and install linux. They sould be fimilar with open source and gnu. also they sould know the basic history of linux, where and when it started, how it started out open and free as oposed to microsofts we own it you rent it concept of software licencing.

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    1. Re:More then linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      open and free as oposed to microsofts we own it you rent it concept of software licencing.

      Fuck that noise. When I interview people, if there is even a hint that they are a linux zealot or a gnu hippy, there is no way I would hire them (I hire for jobs that are 100% linux, both workstation and server.)

    2. Re:More then linux by AceM2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While that's great and such.. What on earth does that have to do with their ability to properly run a server? We're not talking about giving someone a college degree here.. Random knowledge really just says to me that the person got bored and looked it up.. I mean I'm good at a lot of things I don't know the history of. It's not that I don't care about history, it's just that since when do you have to be fanatical about something to get a job? I'm glad all of my job interviews left out the trivia questions, or else I'd never have gotten any of the jobs I had fun and did very well at..

    3. Re:More then linux by hdparm · · Score: 1
      I work for a big company, supporting network, Linux and Windows servers. I also have few clients of my own, for which I handle small networks. I'm not Linus or Alan Cox but I know few things about Linux and am pretty comfortable with Windows boxes as well. My company and my clients seem pretty comfortable with having me to do what I do.

      Would you hire me if I wanted to work for your company (which I really doubt)?

    4. Re:More then linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you hire me if I wanted to work for your company

      A little clarification: If I detected any hint that you would blather on about the evils of Microsoft or 'free as in *' or how it is okay to steal music or how patents are evil, then no, I would not hire you. Those are not topics for work. Problem is, is that zealots and gnu hippies never shut up. That is why I do my best to never hire them (or ever hang out with them - I could go on about why I don't go to users groups and programming meetings anymore but the reasons are pretty much the same.) I get a daily dose of zealots and the like from slashdot. That is enough for me.

      By the way, hdparm, I am on your friends list so you can't dislike me too much.

    5. Re:More then linux by hdparm · · Score: 1

      Well, after you clarified it, I've got another question - assuming you're in US, can you sort out one green card - I've changed my mind :o). I mean, we're friends, right?

  13. Name referenced in source code by markw365 · · Score: 1

    A true linux specialist would have his name referenced in the source code that comes with any distribution, or have @debian.org in one of his/her many email addresses!! :)

  14. this man is not one of us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Our Novell partners differentiate themselves in the marketplace by promoting their areas of expertise or specializations; this allows their customers to know what their skill sets are and what they can reasonably expect these partners to provide for them. As we embrace Linux, we would like to extend the title of 'Linux specialist' to partners who merit it. Before we move forward on this initiative, we would like to ask the Linux community for guidance on what should constitute a Linux specialist. Should we require certifications such as LPI and the RHCE/RHCT, or are there other more valuable ways of demonstrating Linux competency?

    These words are the words of a suit! But that's all right, all are welcome on slashdot. Well except the RIAA and microsoft, but that's besides the point.

    Basically, you need to come up with your own certification. All certifications are pretty meaningless to the non-suits, but I think your partners would have a better understanding of "skill sets" if you defined your own set of Novell Linux Specialist credentials, and then either came up with your own tests and so forth or use these credentials to certify other certifications.

    1. Re:this man is not one of us by yourmom16 · · Score: 1
      As we embrace Linux, we would like to extend ...

      These words are the words of a suit! But that's all right, all are welcome on slashdot. Well except the RIAA and microsoft, but that's besides the point.

      It sounds like he is from Microsoft(or maybe SCO).

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    2. Re:this man is not one of us by jagger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did you notice his email address ends in @novell.com.

      yes he is a suit most likely or perhaps he had his words filetered through a lawyer but he asked us a reasonable question. (quite flattering that a company like novell would seek /. reader's advice) All I see are smartass responses.

    3. Re:this man is not one of us by yourmom16 · · Score: 1

      I know his email address ends in novell.com, but look at the bolded words, embrace and extend.

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    4. Re:this man is not one of us by TKinias · · Score: 1

      scripsit an AC, quoting the story:

      ...demonstrating Linux competency?

      These words are the words of a suit!

      What is with the suit need to add superfluous syllables to words? Hmm... `competence' is only three syllables; `competency' must be 33.3% better!

      Is this something they teach in business school?

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    5. Re:this man is not one of us by apropos · · Score: 1

      >What is with the suit need to add superfluous syllables to words? Hmm... `competence' is only
      >three syllables; `competency' must be 33.3% better!

      >Is this something they teach in business school?

      People repeat what they hear. If everyone around you is saying "Bill Gates sucks" or "No, it's not 'Linux', dumbass, it's 'GNU/Linux'" then it gets parroted back. I feel just as surrounded by buzzwords in my MBA program as I do at the LUG meeting or the 2600 club meeting. Some people take just as much pride in their suit and tie as others do in their "got root?" tshirts.

      And before you bring up the cost difference, that cell phone that cryptofreak brings to the mall and can do wireless SSH on has gotta gost as much or more than a nice jacket at Dillards. The cell phone would let me configure my server from anywhere, but the suit might help me get a job.

      Different worlds, just jargon. Examples:

      1a. I SSH'ed into my home box by port forwarding through my NAT firewall and then setup a tunnel to run X apps on my Cygwin X server, 'cause Windoze is sooooo lame and now I can run XBitchX on my desktop at work. Hell yes!

      isn't so different from:

      1b. In order to get paid by wire transfer through the LOC we had to have our BOL and proof of shipment emailed as a PDF from the freight consolidator in China. Faxes are soooo lame, now we can hand documents to the bank that are photocopy quality. Now we actually get paid on time. Hell yes!

      My mom would think everybody was nuts, pat them on the head and tell them to go outside and play while she baked some cookies. The Dalai Lama would probably just laugh - really loudly.

  15. They should have to take a lie detector test by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    to prove that they haven't had contact with an M$ system in the past 12 months.
    That and the GNU Oath of Allegiance..
    That would pretty much cover it.

    1. Re:They should have to take a lie detector test by MarkJensen · · Score: 2, Funny
      That and the GNU Oath of Allegiance..

      Ohmygod! For a second there, I thought you were going to say The GNU Free Software Song! YIKES! ;)

  16. Re:Sad news ... Tony Renna dead at 26 by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

    Not to sound like a jerk, but a lot of race car drivers die. Certianly nothing Novell about that...

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    most of us won't be able to afford it.
    -- Lemmy
  17. RTFM certification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Your consultants should get the RTFM certification. As in, they are proficient in telling people to RTFM on chat rooms and email lists. That's the sign of a true linux expert.

  18. My list for interviews: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fat? Check.
    GNU/Linux? Check.
    Steals music online? Check.
    Smells? Check.
    Patents are evil? Check.
    Fat? Check.
    Lack of social skills? Check.
    Smells? Check.

    Congratulations, you are a Linux expert.

    1. Re:My list for interviews: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have something against really thin people, eh?... just cause i got a BMI of 18.5 doesn't mean i don't know linux, you fatists pig!

    2. Re:My list for interviews: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope
      Nope
      Sometimes
      Nope
      Nope, just broken
      Nope
      Nope
      Nope

      Linux expert? Yes.

      Disillusionment stings, huh?

    3. Re:My list for interviews: by Richard_L_James · · Score: 1

      Well I'm glad that I don't work in an office full of smelly anti-social evil thieving.... erm.... what did you say your name was again?

    4. Re:My list for interviews: by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      You forgot:

      Open source zealot? Check.*
      Never had a date? Check.
      Never going to get a date? Check.
      Lives in his parents basement? Check.

      * Admittedly, this is just a broader combination of GNU/Linux and Patents are evil.

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      "People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die." -- Jim Davidson on alt.folklore.urban
    5. Re:My list for interviews: by sewagemaster · · Score: 1

      well, dark meat electrical engineers arent necessarily linux users.... many even sold their souls to microsoft!

    6. Re:My list for interviews: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This made me crack up! I might add that in my area, you could add to the list:

      Long Hair?
      Untamed Facial Hair?
      Wardrobe consists of ThinkGeek clothing.
      Suspicions of them being a stoner.

  19. Totally unhelpful by overshoot · · Score: 1
    I can't offer any constructive reply, but it's certainly flattering no end that Novell would ask this question on /.

    Thanks!

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  20. Criterion: by Carnildo · · Score: 1

    Can they demonstrate three different ways of accessing the web, only one of which may be a web browser?

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    "They redundantly repeated themselves over and over again incessantly without end ad infinitum" -- ibid.
    1. Re:Criterion: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      galeon wget and LWP::Simple

      damn - i must be a linux geek

      links lynx curl netcat konqueror telnet HEAD LWP::UserAgent mozilla opera firebird

      sigh ..

    2. Re:Criterion: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm partial to:
      nc www.example.com 80
      There's nothing like sending an ASP monkey a transcript of the HTTP session to confuse them.

  21. Re:Wow, high ranking Novell official honors Slashd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why? Novell is butt-fluff.

  22. Certification is important but.. by morelife · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Only one small part of it.

    In the business climate, you should only be considered a "Linux specialist" if you have designed, deployed, maintained, or extended production Linux platforms in real life.

    Additionally, there should be some track record, say over two years, of professional or technical services delivery either in Linux or another Operating Platform, UNIX, not Windows or Novell.

    Finally and most importantly, should be able to provide at least two business references resulting from completed or ongoing projects.

    All this would be Real [TM] as opposed to say, the Microsoft "Partner" thing where you need 2 MCPs on staff, a fee, and, uh, that's all.

    To my mind, the successful business reference is the best certification anyone can have.

    1. Re:Certification is important but.. by Rtsbasic · · Score: 1

      How are you supposed to gain that experience if no-where will employ you? This is what qualifications are for - getting the first step. Also a little bit of windows experience can help - it'd serve as a constant reminder to keep the system patched ;)

    2. Re:Certification is important but.. by smcavoy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Gain experience by taking jobs like "Junior Linux administrator" or similar titles.
      Don't expect a job as "Linux Specialist" without some real on the job experience.

  23. I know... by jchawk · · Score: 1

    Can they successfully install debian on the first try?

    1. Re:I know... by Skater · · Score: 1

      Oooh, that's a tough one. I've been using Slackware for years, and I haven't had much luck installing Debian.

      Actually, that's not really true: I can get stable installed and working, but then I have the sick feeling I've gone back in time. Trying to upgrade to "unstable" or "testing" is where things went awry for me.

      --RJ

    2. Re:I know... by kid-noodle · · Score: 1

      Can I have the job then?

      I got the latest stable debian installed on a thinkpad 560e, with no cd drive, using only a screwsdriver, a second computer, and an unsupported PCMCIA network card.

      But it was pretty easy.. So go figure. The bitch was configuring X..

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      fortune -o
    3. Re:I know... by DeltaSigma · · Score: 1

      Bah, I got Debian running as my first ever Linux operating system. I don't need midnight commander to do anything, console apps or vim are enough for me. I had all my hardware supported (except for that Superdisk, but it worked as a normal floppy drive). ALL of that I learned on my first install... which, granted, took about ten hours.

      Catch is, I've never compiled a program, I've never taken a college class, I'm a freaggin web/graphics designer! Given this fact, I would support another poster saying that it's the experience enabling the person in question to recognize an ailment with a linux system. Fixing something once you know something is wrong isn't difficult in Linux, it's knowing what's wrong.

    4. Re:I know... by DeltaSigma · · Score: 1

      While I'm on the bragging tangent. I also managed to get jigdo-lite to work under windows. Maybe it was dumb luck, or maybe the thread I ran into where some people were claiming they couldn't get it to work under windows was just an isolated case, but yeah.

      I think the reason I managed to do all that great stuff was because I was willing to RTFM(s). After hearing about Linux users saying that all the time I figured I'd proactively seek out my answers online before asking someone for help. In retrospect, I should have ignored the stigma and just joined #debian on freenode. That lot is extremely helpful.

    5. Re:I know... by koa · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think the question you wanted to ask was "can they successfully use Dselect and grok the concept too!"

      My first impression of Debain was using 'apt' and then messing with Dselect and then when the smoke cleared I asked myself "Why can something so good be sooooo bad?"

      heh.

      j/k

      --
      ....move along....nothing to see here....
    6. Re:I know... by molnarcs · · Score: 1

      bah. The only point that can give pause is module selection - even if you mess that up, you can have it installed. But: configure X (you have an optical wheel mouse connected to the usb port) and run the latest KDE.

      Anyhow, module selection: I only needed my network card, here is a howto: write down everything you see on the chip and do a google search for xxxxx kernel module - select the module.

      btw - First X would not start: no mouse. Then after googling: install hotplug. Now X started, but crashed immediately (yeah, I used testing) - but at least I saw the mouse cursor. That's when I intalled FreeBSD instead.

  24. Pronunciation by Dasein · · Score: 1

    They should be able to pronounce "Linux" properly as well as its originator's name.

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    1. Re:Pronunciation by TKinias · · Score: 1

      scripsit Dasein:

      They should be able to pronounce "Linux" properly as well as its originator's name.

      Ja, there's nothing quite so embarassing as hearing someone claim to be a `Line-iks' expert...

      ...well, maybe having someone send videotape of your bachelor party to both the priest and your mother-in-law, but this would be a close second.

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      In principio creauit Linus Linucem.
  25. windows what? by Boxxeronfly · · Score: 1

    Runs linux at home on all their personal computers. And allows friends and family with Windows and/or Mac to plug in and party flawlessly.

  26. Re:Sad news ... Tony Renna dead at 26 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ummm no offence... but who gives a fuck about American racing, let alone American racing drivers?

    Dipshit.

  27. Re:Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps you'd like to furnish the folks here with the error messages, maybe someone will be able to pin-point your hardware problem.

  28. What do you mean? by MisanthropicProggram · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The article isn't very specific - to me anyway. The article is vendor specific and if you want an OSS job you need to know generic issues:

    Network security - ALL protocols (esp. TCP/IP)

    Network Architecture

    Platform Integration - including (yuk!) Windows

    I don't want to be a TROLL, but it's working out that way. I need people who can put together a NETWORK - NOT be a vendor specific cooky cutter LAN. The more you know about everything (networking) the more it helps to justify hiring you.

    I know, it's a CATCH 22 deal these days -(I used to be a coder - and I got sick of it.) There's a lot of us ex-techies who are now PHBs because we couldn't take ( or didn't want to deal with) the current climate in the IT industry and we know TRUE skills when we see them.

    I don't even know if this is even on topic based on the article...

    WTF?
    --

    There is no spoon or sig.

  29. Yes there is a important thing. by Yaa+101 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Do this ten times and then ask yourself the same question...

    http://www.linuxfromscratch.org/

    If you really did this all by hand and got a nice working bare system you really know what drives a GNU/Linux machine.

    1. Re:Yes there is a important thing. by pstreck · · Score: 1

      Just because you can copy commands off of a web site does not not make a difference. Putting together a LFS system is very easy given the instructions provided.

      --

      Later,
      Phil
    2. Re:Yes there is a important thing. by TKinias · · Score: 1

      scripsit pstreck:

      Just because you can copy commands off of a web site does not not make a difference. Putting together a LFS system is very easy given the instructions provided.

      No, but LFS (at least when I built mine -- I haven't been keeping up with it) didn't include X or any apps -- so if you wind up with a fully-functional modern workstation at the end, with a good window manager, browser (Moz & Galeon), CD ripping and burning, teTeX, and all the stuff that normally comes with a distro, you have done something.

      I don't claim to be a Linux expert, but I sure as hell knew a whole lot more about Linux after getting my LFS system to be a useable primary workstation than I didn before.

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    3. Re:Yes there is a important thing. by Cedric+C.+Girouard · · Score: 1
      Do this ten times and then ask yourself the same question... http://www.linuxfromscratch.org/ If you really did this all by hand and got a nice working bare system you really know what drives a GNU/Linux machine.



      I call bulls*it...

      Take a F1 driver for example... They might be awesome at keeping the car on track, and doing laps in record time, but most of them could not do an oil change, or simple repairs on a car.

      You have no need to know every nooks and cranny of the install process to keep a network running smoothly.
      In fact, I'd be wary of a sysadmin who insists on re-inventing the wheel instead of using one of the fine pre-rolled distribution and THEN tuning it to specific corporate needs.

      To me, and admin that wastes company time rolling a distribution is a hazard, because most likely, he/she will not have time to properly document the installation, and when/if he/she becomes unavailable, the new admin in place will have a hell of a time putting every ends together...

      Rolling your own at home is one thing. Wasting my budget for pursuing your geekiness is another... And one of those two will lead you to unemployment. Guess which one ?

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    4. Re:Yes there is a important thing. by Yaa+101 · · Score: 1

      Typical manager blahblah... Go sell hamburgers instead if you don't plan to know what you are selling... if you sell me a computer i do expect you to know what you sell me, if you blow that part and are unable to give me service afterward then i will sue your ass off... Linux is not the same as selling a MS windows cd... With Linux the seller is acountable, not some company, so be carefull...

    5. Re:Yes there is a important thing. by pstreck · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of sources of information on the LFS on howto install X, Gnome, KDE etc. I agree you learn something, but certainly not enough to be an 'expert'.

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  30. Re:Sad news ... Tony Renna dead at 26 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm, not that a dead guy isn't tragic, but for krist sakes, hundreds of thousands of people die every day, and one more marginal "celebrity" does not for a tragedy make. Get some fricken perspective!

  31. Re:B'Jesus! by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

    >> You can have an MCSE certificate and be
    >> totally incompetent, why should there be
    >> different rules for Linux?

    If you've ever taken the RHCE you'll know that no braindump is gonna make you a hands on expert when you get asked to configure X amount of systems exactly as specified with tools provided in a limited time. RHCE is quite challenging.

  32. Embrace LPI over RHCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RedHat is moving away from the RHCE and towards a certification that targets their enterprise linux product. As a result of this transition it is my opinion that LPI will remain the most highly respected vendor-neutral examination. The test has excellent coverage, I've taken it.

    -Max Prophet

  33. linux/novell working together by b17bmbr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    one, it is nice to see novell embrace linux, provide a groupwise interface, and make linux desktop, through ximian, an option. great job. but funny thing is that at my school district, which uses netware, i've been playing nicely with novell for some time.

    i had got my linux box at school (couldn't stand those damn win98 POS they give us) up and running, and used ncpmount to mount my novell share, and got our attendance and grade programs (SASI) to run through wine. now, one day our district technidiot comes into my classroom, going through his usual hardware inventory, etc., and he notices the district computer collecting dust in the corner (hell, it was a P200 i think). so, he takes a peek, and notices that i am running SASI on this weird desktop. he can't figure out how i can get linux to work with the network, how i could run sasi, how i could connect to the internet. poor fella.

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  34. Go RHCE by SirChris · · Score: 1

    I would say go for the RHCE. That would at least give it more credence and acceptance.

  35. I'd look for systems-level engineering skills. by cduffy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Most of the really, really good Linux folks I've dealt with have been people involved with embedded systems or OS-level programming as well as a reasonable level of sysadmin-style and coding skills.

    If I were grilling someone for a "senior Linux expert" position, my interview would probably include the following:

    - Describe the scheduling algorithm the Linux kernel presently uses.
    - Describe the differences between NFS, CIFS, AFS, Coda, Intermezzo -- and how you'd pick the appropriate one for a given environment.
    - Answer a pop quiz about the kernel itself (How is the input core designed? Which filesystems have no limit on the number of inodes? How does the preemptive scheduling algorithm work? Under what circumstances is it undesirable? What's the first thing you do if you get an OOPS?)
    - Be familiar with the system's boot process and how to resolve problems relating to it. (What search order does the kernel use when searching for an "init" process?)
    - Be able to build an initrd to preload I/O drivers (ie. for booting off a firewire drive)
    - Have a solid understanding of the linker, the environment variables and search paths it uses, etc.
    - Be able to track down simple bugs in kernel drivers (implications: the candidate must be fluent in C, have some familiarity with the kernel's source base, and know how to use tools such as ksymoops and possibly one of the available kernel debuggers)

    Of course I'd also be looking for fluency in at least a few scripting languages (and LDAP queries), an understanding of the tools and libraries underlying GNOME (which we use here) [so I'd want someone understanding GConf, Bonobo, and the like], and so forth. Personally, I'd probably include a series of questions about revision control tools as well, and I'd look for at least a passing fluency with SQL (as a great many popular services backend into SQL databases, it's become rather necessary as a sysadmin skill as well as something important to developers and DB specialists).

    Now, are all these skills going to be needed on a regular basis in someone who's just (say) in a sysadmin role? Of course not. On the other hand, the advantage of having someone who understands how things work under the hood is that when they *do* get something really weird jumping out at them, they'll be able to understand what the problem is and *get it fixed*.


    Personally, though, I'm not sure what value I see in the whole certification thing. Someone with the kind of skill range I mentioned above typically won't *need* a piece of paper to demonstrate what they know -- it'll be visible in the code they release, in their posts to public mailing lists (Google is your friend!), and in their survival of an actual, proper, face-to-face grilling.

    1. Re:I'd look for systems-level engineering skills. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how well can you answer these on the spur of a moment?

    2. Re:I'd look for systems-level engineering skills. by gilleyj · · Score: 2, Funny

      what are you looking for anyway? Someone who can work with linux in a novel environment or someone who can write a kernel level device driver to alter the fabric of space and time through a named pipe?

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    3. Re:I'd look for systems-level engineering skills. by cduffy · · Score: 1

      how well can you answer these on the spur of a moment?

      If I were on the receiving end of that interview, I might flub some of the harder linker questions (my memory of the environment variables it uses only go as far as LD_LIBRARY_PATH and LD_PRELOAD, and I'm not entirely certain I recall the list of hardcoded search paths not needed in /etc/ld.so.conf -- or a whole lot on ELF format in general wrt regard to relocation and such), and I'd also be a little sketchy on the scheduling algorithm -- but that said, I'm pretty sure I'd come out all right.

    4. Re:I'd look for systems-level engineering skills. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congrats, you've just hired an unemployed systems programmer that probably doesn't know crap about largescale systems management.

    5. Re:I'd look for systems-level engineering skills. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No Respected Sir, I don't have a kitchen sink attached. Thank you -LM.

    6. Re:I'd look for systems-level engineering skills. by cduffy · · Score: 1
      Do you mean a "novel" environment or a "Novell" environment? They're quite different things. :)


      Seriously, though: Folks with serious low-level skills are the folks who have the background to fix high-level problems when the abstractions start to leak. Folks who only understand the high-level abstractions are fine as far as they go -- but when they experience problems in the deepest layer of the software they're familiar with, they just don't have the toolset to go deeper.

      Contrieved example: I'm a Python coder. I'm using C module $FOO. I'm pretty damned good with Python, and I'm getting code out at a terrific pace until I hit a point in my code where the Python interpreter segfaults. Now, all of a sudden, unless I know C, I'm out of my depth. But then, let's say I *do* know C. Great, I debug the module (and let's say it's interacting with the framebuffer), and it turns out that the segfault is because the some ioctl is returning a structure with a clearly invalid value in it. Now, all of a sudden, unless I know kernel development, I'm out of my depth. But then, let's say I *do* know kernel development. Great, I debug the driver, and either I can fix it there or it's a *really* hard problem. :)

      My point here is that having the higher-level knowledge (knowing Python, in my little example) is good enough 95% of the time -- but that other 5%, you *REALLY* want a guru around to fix it. Now, if I'm calling someone a specialist and giving them some certification, they'd damn well better be an *expert*, capable of debugging problems not where they first expose themselves but also a few levels down through the stack.

    7. Re:I'd look for systems-level engineering skills. by cduffy · · Score: 1

      Heh.

      The job position is "senior Linux expert", not "lead sysadmin". Different jobs, different requirements.

    8. Re:I'd look for systems-level engineering skills. by gilleyj · · Score: 1

      thats what mailing lists are for. :)

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    9. Re:I'd look for systems-level engineering skills. by cduffy · · Score: 1

      Not to worry, it's merely "everything but". :P

    10. Re:I'd look for systems-level engineering skills. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I were grilling someone for a "senior Linux expert" position, my interview would probably include the following:

      Well, that's all great if you're looking for to certify kernel hacker..

      But this guy wants to certify people for use in the *real world*

      As a sysadmin, how often does one need to know the details of how the kernel scheduler works?
      How often does a sysadmin need to apply knowledge of how the input core is designed?

      This type of stuff just doesn't come up, unless you're doing kernel hacking.

      Someone with the kind of skill range I mentioned above typically won't *need* a piece of paper to demonstrate what they know -- it'll be visible in the code they release

      Exactly my point - he's not looking to certify sysadmins, not kernel hackers. Most sysadmins don't release code - at least not kernel patches.

  36. Make your own or not? by Stinking+Pig · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Evaluate the existing certification programs: LPI and RHCE, any others out there. Look at their methodologies and tests, interview certified engineers, see what you think.

    If in your opinion they're certifying wankers instead of quality engineers, you'll need to do your own certification program. The CNE was a pretty decent program IIRC.

    IMHO you'll find that LPI and RHCE are pretty good programs and are probably good enough to run with or to build your own program around.

    On a side note, I certainly hope Novell can make a comeback.

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    "Nothing was broken, and it's been fixed." -- Jon Carroll
    1. Re:Make your own or not? by wildjim · · Score: 1

      I'm personally pretty sick of 'certification'. After using Linux for about 7-8 years -- blood, sweat and tears, sometimes -- it annoys me that unless I have an RHCE or LPI cert, the hard-earned experience counts for almost nothing.

      In one of my former jobs in NZ, whenever we interviewed Tertiary Education graduates, they would automatically lose (several) marks for having a Computer Science (etc) degree, because we knew it would be about 6-12 months re-training before they'd learnt to do the job in a practical, useful way, as opposed to the 'ideal world' theoretical way. The only benefit I saw in most training was to fill-in gaps in your knowledge, and link it all together. The rest was up to you in the first place.

      In the UK, Computer Science degrees are highly valued by HR people, but thanfully I think the blinkers are coming off, and HR is starting to understand the value of experience above book-learning.

    2. Re:Make your own or not? by Stinking+Pig · · Score: 1

      Let's think about what a certification is: Organization X certifies that Person Y is capable of doing what they say.

      Why would such a thing exist? Because Person Y wrote their own resume and can write whatever they want on it. Organization Z doesn't want to have to interview a bunch of freaking losers who claim to have 7-8 years of experience and are really either lying, stretching the truth, or appropriating someone else's war stories.

      I've interviewed a fair number of people with some pretty impressive resumes. A lot of them melted down when questioned about the stuff on their resumes. One "CCIE" went white as a sheet and suddenly had to leave when we asked what his number was. One "BSD expert" worked on the same team as Jordan Hubbard; too bad he didn't learn anything about computers while he was there. "The engineer who designed an in-airplane wireless network service" was actually the project manager for the project and didn't know beans about networking. Then there was the "professional services engineer from Network Associates' Sniffer division" who couldn't describe the packet sequences of DHCP, ARP, DNS or HTTP.

      Are certifications perfect? No, far from it. Would they have filtered out those losers? Not the guy who lied about having one, but the other two didn't have certification in anything, just "years of experience." Certifications are good enough. If anyone has made it more than a year in IT without learning that good enough is a recipe for success, I have to wonder if they've spent their time turning screwdrivers and answering phones or doing something real.

      So, what's stopping you from getting a certification? An LPI-C level 2 costs $400 and four hours of your time, even less if you can take some of the tests at LWCE; if you're as good as you say you are, you won't even have to study.

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    3. Re:Make your own or not? by wildjim · · Score: 1

      I understand the basic reasoning behind certification, but anyone can lie about their qualifications or experience -- you have to be prepared for it in any interview as well, and such lies shouldn't fool a decent Tech. In fact some Employment Agency staff are rumoured to recommend you do so on your CV just to get the interview.

      And I have no doubt that I've far more to learn than I'm ever going to be able to in this life-time, but I think the thing that stings the most is the idea that the certification means much more than 'Yes, I swallowed the book(s), and managed to understand and remember enough to pass'. The important part is the *learning* and the quality of it, and then the application it, which implies solidifying the knowledge => experience.

      Unfortunately, the only way you can determine the quality of knowledge is by checking it yourself. Expecting certification to short-circuit this check is simply foolish.
      I think many employers are too happy to skip through the truly difficult but absolutely vital interview process, instead of learning how to do it properly.

      However, it seems to me that many years of experience implies a certain strength of interest that follows through to a deeper understanding, something that a 4-week cram/4-hour exam can't replace.

      And the nice thing about experience is it's a great deal more difficult to fake convincingly, at least in a technical interview, as the person should be able to give examples from their own life, explain the choices they made, etc.

      But anyway, I think the real trick is to understand that certification is nowhere near the silver-bullet or magic-wand that employers wish it was; just another tool in the arsenal that may or may not be appropriate to the job in hand. And whether it's liked or not, it still probably has as much chance of getting you the job as not.

      And as to why I haven't certified myself -- besides a great lack of faith in certifications of most kinds?
      Time is never in plentiful enough supply currently (and latterly) and I really don't think I have anywhere near good enough a memory (nor nearly enough arrogance) to walk in and do the exam without studying the books and HowTos all over again -- though I have got an old LPI Cram-Exam book somewhere as I was curious about what they thought a Certifiable Linux Person should know about.

      "Time" is probably the same excuse that many employers would give, and perhaps neither excuse is good enough.

      NB: I knew of someone who got their Novell CNA while making his living as a Taxi driver... Probably has his CNE by now... He may be truly fantastic at it, but I believe he'd never owned a computer, and still didn't while he was studying...

  37. Certifications are a waste of time by Atario · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There are two kinds of non-certified techs: those who are too incompetent to pass a certification, and those who are too busy actually getting things accomplished to bother with piffle like that. The certified ones tend to be the rest: the mediocre.

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    1. Re:Certifications are a waste of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like bullshit to me. The best UNIX guy I had ever met had his RHCE. Of course he got it because our employer forced him to get it, not by his choice, but still, he was certified and was not in any way mediocre. I have met a handful of people with CCNP and fewer still with CCIE certs and they all were honest to god packet ninjas who were mediocre in no way shape or form.

      Where I have been working for the past four years they will give you pay raises for certs. Everyone here has their Network+ certs, just because it was a guaranteed pay raise. Currently they only give us pay raises for Network+, A+, Cisco and Microsoft certs. I am trying to convince them to allow us to take RHCE/RHCT/Linux+/Sage/Sun/etc. certs as part of the program. I am rambling.

      Anyways, my point is that just because a person has various certifications does not mean that they are automatically mediocre. Hell, lots of employers (especially non-tech employers) require certain certs or they will not even interview you, it's not right, but lot's of clueless employers don't know any better...

    2. Re:Certifications are a waste of time by Atario · · Score: 1
      just because a person has various certifications does not mean that they are automatically mediocre.
      Thus the qualifier "tend to". (Programmers almost never make absolute statements. (See?))
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  38. How about training? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate to throw in a serious reply to these very funny responses. However, I would rather see partners be required to send employees to training rather than achieving certification. If your going to require a Linux competency then require that your partners send X number of employees per year to training on the Linux operating system. Certification can then be optional. At least if they are sending their people to training you might be reasonably assured that the staff working on the product is always attempting to further their skills.

  39. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: / by insertionPoint · · Score: 1

    Karma: SELECT `karma` FROM `users` WHERE `userid`=138474;

    Additionally, without being a DB programmer a linux specialist should understand that the above is just a fancy way to say 'positive'

  40. Snipes certification by NullProg · · Score: 1

    As one who did v2.11 installs/administration back in the late 80's, I would like SNIPES certification for all new novell certified persons. Think of the bored admins. Put the fun back into network management :)

    Enjoy,

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  41. Constructive Comment - But fear..... by scottm52 · · Score: 2, Informative

    That no supplier company will do anything about it.... CERTIFICATIONS MEAN NOTHING MORE THAN THOSE WITH THEM CAN PASS TESTS WELL! That being said, the most meaningful exam sets ever given in the *NIX community were the Sun Interactive exams, where you were told to do things, then had to do them in a simulated environment (a virtual OS really). How you got there didn't matter, just that it worked. Dunno where that code ended up, it was from SunSoft when that was a division that had their own training seperate from the "Zander" organized training centers. The other meaningful test set was.. errr.. uhhh... The ORIGINAL SCO test suites (before Caldera, before Canopy, the orignal SCO). they were designed to be open material, open book, tested your ability to find answers you didn't know. It was actually a pretty accurate indicator of someone who could get the job done. But then again, noone ever listened to me about this stuff....

    1. Re:Constructive Comment - But fear..... by rodgster · · Score: 1

      As you've pointed out, the path taken is Not important. Did it solve the problem? That is all that matters. Did you have to use a reference: The internet, man pages, books? Doesn't matter to me. Time and again, I find myself instructing people on how to use computers/solve problems/etc. They are always looking for THE ANSWER. For the most part, there are many different ways to achieve the same result. I always tell them, "you only need to know one of them". And it doesn't matter how you get there.

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  42. The Linux Professional Institute (LPI) by bstadil · · Score: 1
    Work with these guys very competent and has a global view.

    The Linux Professional Institute (LPI) serves the community of Linux and open source software users vendors and developers, in the interest of increasing and supporting professional use of such software throughout world. LPI will seek to improve the skills and resources of Linux and open source professionals, by providing services and setting standards which are relevant, of high quality and widely accessible.

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    1. Re: The Linux Professional Institute (LPI) by jagger · · Score: 1

      Check the list of LPI Gold Sponsors. It seems that Novell is aware of htem on some level at least.

    2. Re: The Linux Professional Institute (LPI) by bstadil · · Score: 1
      Good point.

      On the second half yesterday of Thelinuxshow Evan Leibovitch the President of LPI was interviewed.

      He had a surprising amount of insights even for someone , like me, that has been following Linux for years.

      If you have some spare time you can download yesterdays show and listen to the second half, Well worth it.

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  43. Real linux specialisation by too_bad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Its sad that novell dumped their Unix division just when I joined them, and then
    they are embracing Linux few years after I dumped them :)

    That apart, I think if Novell is really serious about Linux and Linux specialists, please
    do not follow RHCE or any other certification. You should identify what aspects
    of linux concerns you most. Then identify the contributions made by the concerned
    parties to this field. Also, IMHO, it is much more sensible to identify specialists with
    their contributions to the open source community. Redhat certification is very
    commercialised, and is for people entering Linux to prove their worth to the world.
    What you are looking at is to identify real specialists, many of who may not even bother
    to prove themselves to anybody, and their works speak for them.

    Identify broad areas such as:
    Linux Kernel (Accomplished in kernel development)
    Linux Device (Someone who is a wizard in getting any device working on Linux)
    Linux Installation (Someone who can troubleshoot all kinds of installation problems,
    who knows, redhat, debian, gentoo and what not on the back of their palm)
    Linux Application (Someone who specialises in applications, KDE/Gnome, etc.)
    Linux Ultimate (Accomplished in all the areas)

    Now come up with different titles such as Specialist, Master, Guru etc. These titles identify the
    extent of their skills. A Linux Kernel Guru might indicate kernel developer whereas Linux Kernel Specialist
    might refer to someone who is good at managing patches, troubleshooting the kernel, installing modules etc.

    Of course, people who have not contributed to open source should be able to prove themself by either
    working with Novell on some projects, or by taking some certification exams. I think it is necessary to differentiate the two categories.

    Infact if Novell starts a centralised Linux forum to attract newbies and experts to discuss (like linuxquestions.org) it will be easy to identify the gurus by their contributions and newbie testimonials.

    Hope this helps.

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    1. Re:Real linux specialisation by Nailer · · Score: 1

      identify what aspects of linux concerns you most. Then identify the contributions made by the concerned
      parties to this field. Also, IMHO, it is much more sensible to identify specialists with their contributions to the open source community. Redhat certification is very
      commercialised, and is for people entering Linux to prove their worth to the world.


      I'm baised as hell, since I teach RHCEs. That said, developerment and systems administration are very different skills. Most developers make poor system administators, most of the kernel developers I've met wouldn't know how to set up a reliable, secure network comprising a multitude of services. They tend to know a lot about their own specialist area of Linux, ignoring other areas as well as other OSs they may be required to interoperate with. And that's fine, because they're developers, not sysadmins (likewise, most sysadmins make poor developers).

      And no, RHCE is certainly not for people new to Linux. The lab based exam is incredibly difficult and many experienced Unix systems administrators don't pass on their first attempt. Ask anyone who's taken the exam, or check out the failure rate for proof.

    2. Re:Real linux specialisation by wfrp01 · · Score: 1

      I've never bothered with an RHCE, or any other certifications; but I think that for companies without their own trusted in-house experts to do the evaluation, hiring someone with RHCE credentials from a trustworthy corporation like Redhat is the way to go. Of course an RHCE is no proof of people skills, or other attributes that matter.

      I should probably just do a little google homework, but I do have a question about RHCE's. Do the exams cover non-Redhat packaging systems, like portage or apt/deb? I.E. - does hiring an RHCE predjudice you toward hiring someone who will tend to use Redhat? I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that, I'm just wondering. A good model, I'd say.

      More generally, what exams predjudice what distributions?

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    3. Re:Real linux specialisation by Nailer · · Score: 1

      The exams cover tools that Red Hat use only. However most skills you'll find work across most distributions. RPM is the LSB standard packaging format, and most popular distributions used in business use it as their native packaging format (only exception is Debian, which is reasonably popular at ISPs).

      Apt is a packaging system (in the same way that rpm or deb is), its a front end. Since the next version of Red Hat Linux includes an up2date that can work with apt repositories, this will likely be included in future courseware.

    4. Re:Real linux specialisation by Nailer · · Score: 1

      Apt is a packaging system (in the same way that rpm or deb are)

      Er, isn't.

      PS. I should add that my opinions don't necessarily represent those of my employer.

    5. Re:Real linux specialisation by gishzida · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I have a friend that graduated from a 2 yr college with an IT Technical AA degree and a Novell Master CNE certification. She has been working for the last two years as a bench tech. She does not have the depth of experience needed to run a network.

      I have worked with and dealt with Consultant CNEs, MCNEs and MCSEs that were nothing more than sales men--- they were not interested in resolving the customer problems as much as they were generating more revenue.

      I've also been on the other end of the phone with Novell Customer Support CNEs that had less than *real world* answers... I have placed many a 2AM call to Novell and found the answers were less than adequate. I can use the Novell knowledgebase as well as they can. Some time the only difference between the CNE on the phone and myself was the CNE had access to a proprietary Novell tool which I did not.

      Time and time again I've had high cost paid consultants that built their billings rather than my network. I've run into other situations where the "certified consultant" gave us a poorly built solution.

      For example, a "certified" security consultant built a RH based web proxy that died because it was improperly partitioned. I have a CNA 4.1 and MCPs for NT 3.51 / W95 and have no Linux certs... I don't do linux on a daily basis as I'm in a Novell shop with lots of MS app servers [oh god here come the patches again!]

      I managed to resurrect the drive & repartition the install on to a new hard drive. The solution was ugly but it worked [and is still working after six months]. I could probably do a better job of it today [spending a weekend building gentoo on an ultra5 is educational]

      Certification has for some companies been a method to generate new revenue streams without providing lasting *practical* value to the student or to their clients / employers.

      The Novell cert I took had more practical value than the MS cert. {i still remember the question on applying permission filters] With that said, the reality is that a "certified specialist" is a marketing label for "certified salesmen" -- sorry to sound so cynical but I haven't met that many "certified alphabet soup" consultants that were worth their weight to solve real problems without wanting to either a) sell me something I did not really need or b) Give me "bill of goods", a large consulting bill, and no optimal solution.

      If Novell wants to certify Linux specialists they need to make it a useful certification and not just another piece of marketing "wizz-bang"... After doing this for seven years I don't need to "prove" what I know... I do that every day-- I have little motivation to go an get new things to put on the wall... except maybe to prove to a "suit" that I am familiar with the subject.

    6. Re:Real linux specialisation by technos · · Score: 1

      (only exception is Debian, which is reasonably popular at ISPs).

      Ever wonder why you get that slow down in your Bittorrent leeching about 1 AM local time? That's when your ISP is syncing its Debian tree.

      (Been true at at least four places I know of. :) )

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  44. Sad news ... Liza Minnelli's marriage dead at 1 1/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - substance abuser Liza Minnelli's marriage was found dead in her Honolulu mansion this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss it - even if you didn't enjoy it, there's no denying its contributions to popular culture. Truly an American phenomenon.

  45. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: / by lonesome+phreak · · Score: 1

    well, it could be negative. He's only selecting it out of the table. If he had said something like

    SELECT karma FROM users WHERE userid=13874 AND karma > 1

    Then it would only return a positive value for karma, or no rows at all. I don't think the ' are required, at least not in mysql, mssql, or postgre.

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  46. Dunno about that CNE by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    I got one, back in the day. Must be sort of dodgy.

  47. Re:Linux by hdparm · · Score: 1

    No need for that, his problem is obvious. If he can't install Linux these days, he's dumbass and should not touch computers.

  48. forget certifications for now, use real people by kaan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't know a single technical person who is a) reasonably good at what he does, while b) being certified as such. Said another way, all of the people I know who have a clue about any specific technology are almost certainly not the people who hold any formal certifications in that area. By and large, I don't see much evidence that the technical community in general thinks too highly of certifications. Sure, some certifications can be difficult to achieve, and can be crafted in such a way as to filter out everyone but the experts. But creating such a test would be difficult to do, and it would take a lot of time to evolve (especially something so diverse and varied as 'Linux'). And even once you get there, you still have the problem that the technical folks don't value the certification anyway.

    From what I hear in the questions posed in the original post, it sounds like there is a group of non-technical people who are searching for a way to bless some small subset of the technical crowd. I think it would be far wiser to hire some technical people to do this job for you. If you're still committed to building a certification process, get your technical people to do it for you. Posting on /. is a good step towards getting useful feedback, but I think the right step would be to source a few tech heads (full-time, contract, whatever) and task them with the problem.

    1. Re:forget certifications for now, use real people by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      ...partly because if someone who has been in IT for more than ten minutes went out and got a commercial certification on everything they are skilled in, they would spend more than they would getting two Bachelor's degrees, a Master's and a Ph.D. from a private university.

      What gives? Oh, I'm sorry you've been doing that for more than decade (or several) and/or have a string of degrees that cost tens of thousands of dollars and represent thousands of hours of specialized education that required passing hundreds of tests given by dozens of people with "Ph.D." behind their names. Worthless! We're going to take the flunky who has been doing it since last week and passed a single $2500 exam given by a janitor who was trained to pass the same test.

      Sigh.

      Maybe corporations should start requiring the same amount of granular commercial certification for MBA's. Oh, sorry you spent $150,000 to get that Harvard MBA. Could you take this $15,000 test to prove you can perform double-entry accounting?

    2. Re:forget certifications for now, use real people by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      " I don't know a single technical person who is a) reasonably good at what he does, while b) being certified as such."

      I do. Me.

      Admittedly, I was doing senior sysadmin long before getting any certs. As it turns out, I work for a company that requires certification, and pays for it. It would be stupid of me NOT to get it, and I have to say that I've learned a bit along the way as well.

      Certifications may or may not be an indicator of a given person's ability, but you seem to be falling into the same trap as far too many /.ers: That certification automatically means a person is useless.

      Now your answer to their dilemma doesn't really solve anything. How do you measure the abilities of technical people? Hire some technical people to do it. How do you find technical people qualified to do the measuring? Hire some technical people to find them. And so it goes.

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    3. Re:forget certifications for now, use real people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Certifications may or may not be an indicator of a given person's ability, but you seem to be falling into the same trap as far too many /.ers: That certification automatically means a person is useless.
      Well, in my 25 years of experience with computers, that's only about 99% accurate. About 1% of the people with certifications aren't useless. They all think they're geniuses, though.

      I don't hire people with certs. They want too much money. I hire smart, talented people with no certs and no college degrees - if they can discuss the Diffie-Hellman key transfer intelligently, and understand why OpenLDAP is a better long-term strategy than NDS or AD, then I hire 'em, and I pay them more than anyone else will given their lack of accredation.
    4. Re:forget certifications for now, use real people by j0217995 · · Score: 1

      I agree totatlly with this. I am one of those that has a 8 certifications to thier name but knows more then what is just on paper. It is funny how every test I have studied for there are those wonderful cheatsheets with comments of "I only used this cheetsheat/braindump and I passed the test." I would hate to have to rely on those types of kiddies to work in my network.

      I would not declare myself a Linux expert, I am knowledge about things but not an expert. The best way I learned about Linux was through the Linux+ exam by CompTIA. It explained things better then any other howto or man page could. So some certifications are worthwhile.

      I am currently an MCSA (Microsoft Certified Systems Administrator on Windows 2000), Network+, A+, Linux+ and have an additional MCP in Windows XP Professional. All of these certifications have taught me more about what I do on a day to day basis and have also reinforced what I already knew.

  49. Hmm.... by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

    Certianly nothing Novell about that question...

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  50. It's a good thing... by yoshi_mon · · Score: 2, Informative

    screen

    Send bugreports, fixes, enhancements, t-shirts, money, beer & pizza to screen@uni-erlangen.de

    Yeah.

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    Really, I know what I'm doing...Ohhhh, look at the shiny buttons!
  51. By all means look for certifications by PhilipPeake · · Score: 1, Insightful
    But if you are relying on certification to ease the task of interviewing/selecting a candidate for a job, then you are probably wasting your time.

    To put it simply, parrots can get certified. You don't have to understand a thing, just remember what you were told.

    You don't want a parrot, you want a penguin :-)

    Also remember that certification gets out of date rapidly - ultra rapidly in the Linux world. So that certificate may not be worth much anyway if its more than 6 months old. So are you willing to give the time to these certified people to keep up to date, and keep their certification up to date ?

  52. Two cents on certifications by digitalhermit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Very interesting question. Five years ago I would have said that certifications were about as useful a predictor of knowledge as swirling tea leaves in a cup. I've seen some really good MCSEs with a thorough knowledge of networking and their specialties and just as many who can't properly subnet a network. Five years ago, anyone who was seriously into Linux was *usually* a competent sysadmin in their own right and didn't need a piece of paper to prove it.

    I think this has changed. There are a lot more people getting into Linux for the money than there has ever been before. This has upsides and downsides. Upside -- Linux is growing. Downside, it's no longer an arcane science. I can live with the downside though.

    Alas, we peddle our skills to non-technical types who don't understand that a cram session and the ability to prepare for a test does not predict the knowledge of a consultant or future employee. They, for good or bad, use keyword filters or head hunter resume databases to choose candidates. Those who have magical letters on their resume get noticed. The rest, regardless of knowledge, get filtered out before ever being seen by a human.

    So are Linux certifications a good thing? Maybe. If done right and don't end up as a certification mill as happened with the MCSE, then sure. They can help show a certain level of competency and could ensure that the certificate holder has the broad level of knowledge required to pass the test. In the next five years I'd expect that more executives will start asking for some certification anyway.

    This will only work if the certification process in itself does not become an industry. The cost of taking the test should be low (under $150) but it must be difficult. Ideally it would include a practical, hands-on section instead of a bunch of multiple choice questions. The course work should be openly available and reflect not only real-world knowledge but some theoretical and philosophical aspects of using Linux.

    1. Re:Two cents on certifications by rat7307 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Those who have magical letters on their resume get noticed. The rest, regardless of knowledge, get filtered out before ever being seen by a human

      Good point.

      Here's a sugesstion:
      On your resume, put a statement that says ..'Although I do not have my CCNA, CCNP, MCSE, A+, EIEIO. RHCE etc. I do have the following skills....' and the filters should pick you up!!!
      :-)

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    2. Re:Two cents on certifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hi my name is Wu Chen, and I don't have RedHat certification, but I have Dragon Linux certification, and I work real cheap. Five dollars, me love your server long time! You hire me and I do anything you want! Anything!

    3. Re:Two cents on certifications by TrombaMarina · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A good test will eventually be well respected by the community. The most accurate test would simulate the exact kinds of problems you want the applicants to solve. Ideally, this means giving each applicant a broken machine to fix and enhance.

      I would have applicants solve a bunch of problems on a very badly-configured machine, and maybe have them bring up a new service or two on the same machine. You can have a library of 30 or so badly-configured machine images, and each applicant gets a random install.

      Make it an open-internet test so that people can download their favorite tools and look up answers to things they might not know. The real world rewards people who get things done, not people who can cram for multiple-choice tests, so make your test work the same way.

      People have bad days, so you should let them retake the test if they fail, but make sure not to randomly give them the same install twice. After three tries they should not be allowed to take the test again - that would cheapen it for the folks who prepared properly for their first try.

      Only about half the people I look to for technical guidance have degrees and certifications. This suggests that most existing tests either do not attract these people or that these people don't necessarily do well with traditional tests. Configuring a real server would be fun for the applicant, and would give a good indication if an applicant could make the grade in a professional environment.

      If this proves too expensive to administer, you could have a separate multiple-choice qualification test to prevent newbies from taking the (more expensive) real test.

      Good luck!

    4. Re:Two cents on certifications by man2525 · · Score: 1

      This will only work if the certification process in itself does not become an industry.

      No MCT-style trainer certifications, either. Those people are whores who jump from one product to another and don't give a damn about any of it. As a matter of fact, a co-worker recently went to Novell CNA training where the instructor said that he hated Novell and preferred Microsoft but couldn't care less about either as he was an Mac user.

    5. Re:Two cents on certifications by tyler_larson · · Score: 4, Insightful
      It's been my unfortunate experience that those whose titles contain the word "Certified" tend to lag far behind the rest of us in the industry. In school, the hackers studied Computer Science or Electrical Engineering and learned how to make computers work. The dropouts from these majors who just couldn't hack it (those who wanted the jobs but didn't have that special gift that lets you think like a computer) switched instead to "Information Systems" in the business school.

      Instead of learning how to make a computer work, there they learned how to work a computer. I.e., they learned how to use the programs that we learned how to create. Their programming coursework was graded on effort rather than effectiveness. The program they wrote didn't have to work (or even compile), it just had to look right. And yet, interestingly enough, part of this particular university's I.S. program was to complete the MSCE coursework and obtain certification.

      Now that's scary.

      You may be thinking that this is nothing special--network administrators don't need to know how to write programs, right? Well, immagine hiring an MSCE who can't even write a working batch file--but who can at least recognize one 80% of the time! This gets even more complicated in the *NIX world, where customization means script writing. Certification requires you to have more or less the same understanding of computers as someone like me has of quantum physics: memorized well enough to pass the test, but not necessarily understood enough to remember it next week.

      Those of us with real computer skills never bothered to take those certification tests because they cost money and meant nothing (after all, the CS and EE dropouts are all certified). Do I really want to be placed in the same catagory as THEM? Those of us real admins who are actually certified only did it so they could pass the resume word search.

      And yet, it's useful to know who understands system administration and who doesn't. Certification was a stab at making such a devision. It's relied on heavily by HR departments everywhere, despite the fact that it means so little in practical terms, because the HR department doesn't know any better.

      But the truth is, IT certification is a flawed system at its very core. Certification is based on book work and tests--neither of which you'll find in the real world. It doesn't have to be that way, and here's why:

      IT Certification should work like Pilot Licensing

      In order to fly an airplane, you need to know the books, but you also need to know how to fly--that means extensive practical knowledge that can be demonstrated to an examiner in an actual airplane thousands of feet above the earth. You can't cram for that test.

      In the same way, certified Linux experts should be able to demonstrate practical skills, not just pass tests. For example, a Linux system administrator should be able to write (in just a few minutes) a simple script to parse 300 log files looking for a specific pattern. He should also be able to modify the boot scripts such that a custom executable runs after (and only if) the network is brought online, but before any remote login programs start. They should be able to customize a firewall, build and install a kernel module, examine a syslog file, and maybe even configure xdm. And the stuff that he demonstrates has to *actually work*, not just look right.

      I dare say that any of the existing certification courses will have a well-thought-out curriculum, and probably cover all the necessary aspects of system administration. However, knowing the location and purpose of the rc.sysinit script doesn't mean that you know how to customize it to do your bidding. Certified engineers may know "what", "where", and even "why". But only experience and practice teaches you "how". And knowing how is a mandatory component of being useful.

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    6. Re:Two cents on certifications by ddimas · · Score: 1
      Actually I like your point of view. A good test would be to put the prospective Sys Admin in a room with a sabotaged computer (a stand alone would do) and say:

      Fix it.

      Then walk out of the room. If the candidate cannot do it in aspecified amount of time, then too bad. Hire the fastest one.

    7. Re:Two cents on certifications by el_chicano · · Score: 1
      put the prospective Sys Admin in a room with a sabotaged computer... and say: Fix it. Then walk out of the room... Hire the fastest one.
      I don't think that speed should be the only criterion used to judge a prospective systems administrator.

      Say the sabotaged computer has 10 things wrong with it. Would you rather hire someone who fixes 3 items in 30 minutes or someone who fixes 8 items in 60 minutes?

      Detail oriented people sometimes take longer to accomplish tasks but they often tend to do a better job...
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    8. Re:Two cents on certifications by PGillingwater · · Score: 1

      OK, here's a different viewpoint.

      First, a disclaimer. I'm a "suit" -- because I started three companies in the past 25 years, and am running a small security and software development company. I'm also an MBA, so I have at least a basic understanding of business.

      I have two formal IT certifications, which I considered worth investing time in acquiring.

      1) RHCE

      Since I have worked with UNIX for more than 20 years, I didn't take the training course, so can't comment on it, but I did take the exam. It was extremely comprehensive. I can't give details, but it was definitely of the "someone broke it, now fix it" variety. In my view, RHCE is an excellent measure of how good someone's Linux skills are.

      2) CISSP

      This is based on a purely multiple choice test, with around 250 questions. These are very tough questions, and while it *may* be possible for someone to memorize the contents of several books, in my view this is a real test of the 10 domains of security knowledge.

      I value both certifications, and have approved spending shareholder money on certifying some of my team with the above certs. I would certainly recommend both of them to other companies.

      One final note. For many years, I spurned certification, believing that it was enough to have experience. No longer. The market is different, and if you're serious about working long term in the industry, then you should use the certification track to validate what you know. Yes, there are some bad certifications, but at least with CISSP and RHCE, I *know* that anyone who can pass those is someone I want to hire.

      cheers
      Paul

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      MBA, CISSP, CISM
    9. Re:Two cents on certifications by ddimas · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I was unclear. I would hire the one who correctly addressed all the issues in the minimum time. If there were 10 things wrong with the system and one candidate took 2 hours to fix them all, and another candidate took three hours to fix them all and in addition optimized the system for the application we were running. Then I would probably hire the candidate who took the initiative to perform the optimization. The candidate who took two and a half hours and missed stuff would be out of the running.

    10. Re:Two cents on certifications by Jungle+guy · · Score: 1

      That is exactly what a person who is trying to get a Cisco certification past the basic CCNA has to do. You have to build a network of computers on a predetermined time, walk out of the room while the examinators damage your network, come back, identify the problems and find a solution for them. Like an airplane pilot license.

    11. Re:Two cents on certifications by ddimas · · Score: 1

      Good! That's the only true test of ability there is in any field. I'm a chemist, the first thing I have a new hire do is titrations, if they can't handle that they are outta there.

    12. Re:Two cents on certifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah a degree doesn't make you a good sysadmin. Being a good sysadmin requires independent thinking not necessarily learned from books.

    13. Re:Two cents on certifications by piersk · · Score: 1

      I completely agree. The number of people I've come across who have all these certifications who know jack.

  53. Slashdot sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interestingly, the bottom of the page had the following Slashdot sig/QOTD:

    "This is the sort of English up with which I will not put." -- Winston Churchill

  54. Re: and it's name has "cat" in it -- wow!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > and it's name has "cat" in it -- wow!!

    Dork.

    > that's was

    Dork again.

    > "Harvard comma" used

    No. YHBT YLA HAND Dork.

    What a Dork!

  55. Find the golden fwibble before midnight! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Find the golden fwibble before midnight!

    1. Re:Find the golden fwibble before midnight! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh wait, it was under my bed

  56. Oooooh well. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1
    Certifications are stupid. To pass the certification exam, you have to memorize stuff like which key does what in the fdisk screen, when it's all written right there. Instead of learning how to really administer the system.

    Instead of certifications, just figure out how good someone is at getting results quickly and effectively for various types of problems that involve Linux as a solution and you've got a winner.

  57. LPI and RHCE good starting point... by pstreck · · Score: 1

    Linux distributions vary so much that is hard to say that anyone is an expert on every distribution. The LPI is good well rounded cert and the RHCE are somewhat well rounded but focus primarily on RedHat. The best thing to do would be to come up with your own Novell cert that had varying levels based on the configuration of the Novell distro. A good starting point is the Linux Administration Handbook. This has a solid base of knowledge that most linux admins should know.

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  58. Re:Wow, high ranking Novell official honors Slashd by rusty0101 · · Score: 1

    Honestly, I think I would rather have the spacewars game that was included in the Personal Netware package. But that may just be me.

    -Rusty

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  59. snipes by ecalkin · · Score: 1

    i thought that they only included nsnipes on 2.x? i remember when 3.x came out and was disappointed that snipes wasn't included.

    eric

    1. Re:snipes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that game rocked. I remember heaps of coax testing was needed back then.
      But hey, I only play mame :)

    2. Re:snipes by HBI · · Score: 1

      I think they must have reincluded it with 3.11 because I found it there.

      I had worked on 2.15 SFT before that, and gotten way familiar with NSnipes :b

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  60. What a lame community by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is why most serious professionals think slashdot is a joke. You have an opportunity to open the community to a big company and you spit on it. Well Mr Novell, here's some decent advice:

    1. Disregard 95% of what you read in slashdot comments.
    2. RHCE certs are a decent requirement for the title "Linux Specialist", they are certainly better than not having any cert at all since then you have *no* barometer at all except screening by known-experts, which is going to bore (and severely annoy) the experts.
    3. Comparing the RHCE to the MCSE is not valid since the RHCE cert requires a lab to prove you can put your fingers on the keys and make it happen, not just answer silly questions.
    4. No I don't have a RHCE cert, nor do I really want one.
    5. Basic programming and scripting are invaluable in the *nix world. At least shell scripting. And by basics I mean knowing how to use an array and loops, etc.
    6. Security is essential. This topic is too huge to expand on here.
    7. Setting up a *nix box does *not* mean that you can admin it correctly.
    8. Making a *nix server interoperate with Windows clients is probably the near future.
    9. Wireless AP/firewall/VPN/email/web/whatever, the person should be proficient in at least one major piece of software, not just the OS (not all these on one box, please).
    10. Make sure that you don't forget about *BSD. They are free and FreeBSD is honestly preferred by most of the old-timers I've ever met for something you want to just sit there and run for the next 5 years with reboots/patches every 6 months. BSD just doesn't have the glammer attached to it, and hopefully never will if it means that a bunch of arrogant little kids start giving the rest of us a bad name.

    Unlike most of these retards, I actually hope that this helps.

  61. What makes Novell qualified? by mindstrm · · Score: 0

    I mean, do they sell Novell Linux? If so, what constitutes an expert at Novell Linux is up to them.

    If they don't, why exactly do we need Novell to say who is a linux specialist? Their problem, not ours.. if they want to position themselves as some kind of industry leader in linux... I don't see what qualifies them.

    Cisco came out with CCIE to certify internetworking experts years ago.. and, although it is of course a merketing ploy, it worked, because at the time cisco was the biggest name in interenetworking, and was in a better position than anyone to define who really knew their stuff. You couldn't be an expert at internetworking without understanding most of ciscos lineup anyway...

    Novell is in no such position.

    1. Re:What makes Novell qualified? by jagger · · Score: 1

      Novell is heading towards offering core NetWare services on linux servers. So they will need to have training to offer their current technicians so they can adequately support Netware/Linux servers in the field. Also companies who offer support for Netware environments liek to have their technicians certified so they can charge for for them^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h so the clients know that the technicians are competent.

  62. Make Them Earn Their Stripes by femto · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How about requiring them to be a Debian maintainer? ;-)

  63. Linux Competency by hackus · · Score: 1

    Certifications mean nothing.

    I mean it.

    Linux is moving WAY TOO FAST to invest 5K in certification, to learn a PRODUCT.

    Look at a persons resume, and identify WHAT they have done with Linux, and what was accomplished.

    I can't repeat this enough. Certification is almost worthless. The industry moves so fast, that competency in a PRODUCT won't cut the mustard .

    Next to check is REFERENCES. Dial dial dial talk talk talk to coworkers, bosses, even customers if you can get a hold of them.

    Ultimately a person is reviewed by his peers, not by tiny sheets of paper that are relevant for about 3 days, before the entire distro is republished on sourceforge.

    Finally, let them demonstrate if they wish.

    I bring a projector and my Laptop with me to interviews, and I show my interviewers the nasty Oracle databases I built, my amanda backup scenarios, a couple of custom kernels I built myself to add P4 support, DRI support to give OpenGL a boost for example, I configure it and let it build in a window while I show them my Java ECLIPSE and CVS development environment...etc.

    So in general.

    Certifications suck, people who lots of nice things on thier resumes who have references and come to an interview ready to rock, are good.

    -Hack

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    1. Re:Linux Competency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Linux is moving WAY TOO FAST to invest 5K in certification, to learn a PRODUCT.

      Oh please. The basics of Unix Network Management are remarkably stable: NFS, NIS, Samba, sendmail, bind.

      You could defrost a UNIX Admin from 10 years ago and he'd be up and running on a Linux systems with a few days.

    2. Re:Linux Competency by hackus · · Score: 1

      "up and running Linux" in a few days...

      Right.

      Not MY linux boxes he wouldn't be running in a few days, perhaps in a FEW MONTHS, but not in a few days, by any means.

      First of all, you couldn't install those many Linux boxes in "just a few days", that I currently administrate.

      I also think Linux spans a solution domain far wider and much richer than what UNIX was 10 years ago.

      Your reply therefore goes into my LAME ASS folder.

      -Hack

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  64. Re:Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The error is "Operating System Not Found".

  65. The big test would be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....can they run Linux?

  66. Simple by denks · · Score: 4, Funny

    Check on their resume if they put "GNU/Linux" instead of Linux.

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  67. Use the source? by davburns · · Score: 1

    My opinion:
    A "linux specialist" has most likely submitted at least one patch to at least one open source project. Even if this isn't a big flashy bit, it still requires knowing what pieces are doing what to know what needs patching, and then some coding skills to write the patch. This is then peer-reviewed before being accepted into the project. Even if they don't have coding skills, documentation authors/contributors also show a reasonable depth of knowlage. If you want to hire someone who knows something, ask them where their name can be found.

  68. I'm an MCSE - and a long-time Linux user by -unta · · Score: 1

    In my experience most people who do [Microsoft] certifications are motivated by: a) Being new to the business and want to climb the pay-scale as fast as possible. or b) Having some kind of threat, like redundancy hanging over them, or maybe they hate their current job. In the UK, employers are summarily asking for MCSE's - even for fairly simple work. It's a product of a deflated market. I felt I had to get it to get another job more easily. I do feel uneasy that my certificates have uncle Bill's signature on them! I also have some Cisco certifications, these are much more real-world orientated than the Microsoft ones. I really want to take the RHCE (to get the full set, so-to-speak), but I can't afford the 500 to take it. The RHCE is almost all lab-based - which in my opinion makes them trustworthy (but also expensive to take!). ]-[

  69. Re:Sad news ... Tony Renna dead at 26 by denks · · Score: 1

    Who is Tony Renna anyway?

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  70. If you're not careful by __aafutm5472 · · Score: 1

    If Novel isn't careful, it might end up increasing their market share.

    What are they thinking?!?

  71. Re:Get SP4 for W2K by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    How about, "Yes, all of the above", including more basic "old school" admin tasks, such as distro building, compiling, and other basic system administration tasks?

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  72. It's all in the wording by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    It's simply enough put. "Linux Specialist" directly refers to someone that has specialized in providing Linux solutions. That is their area of expertise - linux. Not servers, specifically, but doing things with linux.

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  73. A little too specific and not broad enough by Synn · · Score: 1

    Your questions touch onto subjects even a lead admin will likely never use and fails to cover essentials like:

    MTA configuration: postfix, exim, qmail, sendmail.
    Cluster management: DRBD, heartbeat, arp.
    User deployment: openldap, nis, kerbos.
    Systems management: cfengine, webmin, perl, bash.
    DNS: Bind8/9.
    Security: Snort, tripwire.
    Web: apache, zope, mod_php, mod_perl.

    Of course if you expect your interviewie to know all the above, plus all the stuff you listed I sure hope the position you're hiring for pays 6 figures.

    1. Re:A little too specific and not broad enough by cduffy · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'd think that any two MTAs are enough -- I wouldn't require 4. And NIS? Gads, no -- that's what Kerberos and LDAP are for, damnit! :)

      Webmin I'd call strictly optional, bash (and POSIX sh) I'd assumed as don't-get-in-the-door-without items... OTOH, you point out some very good spots I missed (security tools, cluster management, content management tools, DNS and the like).

      As for the 6 figures... maybe in some places, but I'm located in Austin, which has both a much, much lower cost-of-living and a much lower expected salary than a great many other geek meccas. (The "much lower expected salary" is especially so post-bust; Austin's been taking longer to recover than a lot of other areas, and is pretty much just pulling out now).

      As for the never-use-this bits... the point of checking for a substantial part of that stuff was not because the specific knowledge will come in handy, but because people who have that knowledge will be the same kinds of folks who are completely unfazed when the higher-level abstractions they depend upon break. (And that said, one never knows when things'll be useful -- I briefly found my embedded-systems background to come in handy at the medical software house where I work when one of our potential suppliers was being a little too slow with bug fixes to the wireless client hardware samples they'd loaned us).

    2. Re:A little too specific and not broad enough by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Hey, it's Kerberos. That big nasty dog.

      Say it right next time or I'll sic him on ya..

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    3. Re:A little too specific and not broad enough by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1



      Personally, I'd think that any two MTAs are enough -- I wouldn't require 4. And >>>NIS? Gads, no -- that's what Kerberos and LDAP are for, damnit! :)

      It's the same problem we end up here in Indiana. We have "Servers" using MSDOS 5 with netbios sharing. It's old, crappy, and no easy way to migrate them untill it keels over.

      >>>Webmin I'd call strictly optional, bash (and POSIX sh) I'd assumed as don't-get-in-the-door-without items... OTOH, you point out some very good spots I missed (security tools, cluster management, content management tools, DNS and the like).

      I wouldnt call Webmin "optional". It serves pretty good at fine-tuning a machine(s) on a cluster. Ganglia works superb for a cluster watchdog and statistic gatherer.

      >>>As for the 6 figures... maybe in some places, but I'm located in Austin, which has both a much, much lower cost-of-living and a much lower expected salary than a great many other geek meccas.

      The amount of skills you require would cover a 6 digit salary. Take off the "heavy C coding" and "linux kernel maintainer" and 80K would suffice. Demanding advanced skills in C brings it that much more.

      >>>(The "much lower expected salary" is especially so post-bust; Austin's been taking longer to recover than a lot of other areas, and is pretty much just pulling out now).

      Bust or no, good professionals demand to be paid according to their skillsets.

      >>>As for the never-use-this bits... the point of checking for a substantial part of that stuff was not because the specific knowledge will come in handy, but because people who have that knowledge will be the same kinds of folks who are completely unfazed when the higher-level abstractions they depend upon break.

      Checking the way you say just assures you get the "parrot" mentality. If they know exactly how the Linux scheduler works, they either worked on it or read it somewhere. Similar answers will be gotten by asking obscure questions like "what's the story with this module".

      As for professionals in the computer industry: there is one skill that all system admins must have. That is the ability to search. In your example, the higher abstractions "break". If they broke for them, it would have broke for others too. As a sysad, you must either "reinvent the wheel" by taking waay too much time coding, or searching for 30 minutes to find and implement others solutions on the problem. Fixing and submitting is a last resort.

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    4. Re:A little too specific and not broad enough by cduffy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As for professionals in the computer industry: there is one skill that all system admins must have. That is the ability to search. In your example, the higher abstractions "break". If they broke for them, it would have broke for others too. As a sysad, you must either "reinvent the wheel" by taking waay too much time coding, or searching for 30 minutes to find and implement others solutions on the problem. Fixing and submitting is a last resort.

      Yes, if I were looking for a sysadmin, I'd take off the kernel requirements and most of the C. This is a "senior Linux expert", though: "Linux expert", not "Linux sysadmin" or even "expert Linux sysadmin".

      A linux sysadmin can get away with knowing how to... well... administrate systems. A linux expert, OTOH, should be a generalist -- and that means, among other things, development and debugging skills.

      Such people aren't impossible to find: The current senior sysadmin where I work has roughly the skillset I described, plus almost all of what you mentioned, plus a bunch of additional skills on the side (his personal projects have ranged from building some rather fancy revision control system tools to semi-maintainership of a microkernel OS targeting embedded work; his previous job experience includes everything from Java development to database administration to building and writing software for compute clusters).

      Perhaps I've gotten spoiled by working with such people (MontaVista Software, my previous employer, had a number of them) -- but I'm now hesitant to call anyone with a substantially lesser range of skills a true "Linux expert". (I suspect part of their ability to attrack such people may have been related to being a shop whose core business was improving Linux and related Free Software -- at least a few of my coworkers said outright their primary motivation in choosing MontaVista as an employer was not at all the pay).

      And finally... well, sometimes there just aren't others' solutions to implement. Having someone who can do the fix-and-submit routine in those cases is part of what one hires experts for.

      (As for the scheduler, btw, I'd gladly accept an approximation: Someone who says "no, I'm not familiar with that, *but*..." and can go on to describe a sane scheduling algorithm and what kinds of problems it's prone to passes that question with flying colors, even if they don't happen to know what Linux is doing this week).

    5. Re:A little too specific and not broad enough by cpthowdy · · Score: 1

      But, you have to also realize that Novell isn't going to push those things, they are going to push GroupWise, Novell Clustering Services, etc.

  74. the mettle of certification by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    If indeed you're going to make your own certification program, here's my personal suggestion.

    Do NOT use multiple choice. Use essays.

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  75. Re:Sad news ... Tony Renna dead at 26 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm, not that a dead guy isn't tragic, but for krist sakes, hundreds of thousands of people die every day, and one more marginal "celebrity" does not for a tragedy make. Get some fricken perspective!

    I believe that the words you are looking for are christ and fucking. Maybe you should invest in a spellchecker?

  76. A Linux specialist can mean an awful lot by StArSkY · · Score: 2, Insightful
    After spending quite some time on the Golf Course with a Novell SME evangelist, I will add this comment: You want a GNU/Linux specialist. Youy want people who understand more than just the kernel. Given that assumption, I will go further.

    If you want to measure competencies, then you need to break this down into categories.

    Design Competency
    This should cover the elements of gathering the requirements from a customer, and designing appropriate hardware and software solutions for the client. It should include an assessment of their knowledge of

    • Server Design: Do they know how to spec a server, do they understand the consequences of Multi-proc, Raid and hardware choice.
    • Network design: Do they understand all of the services they need to provide to support the activities on the network
    • Security & Authentication: Do they know how to enforce password changes. Do they know what the key security holes are for key distributions and applications "out of the box"
    • Client design: What should they look at in choosing a distribution, or would they build their own. What Customer requirements should they capture to drive choices for wm and application choices.

    Implementation & Support
    This should capture if they understand the nuances of rolling out linux in an organisation

    • System Imaging: Do they have a handle of the options available for building multiple linux servers and clients for mass rollout
    • Do they know how to keep systems up to date and patched.
    • Do they know how rebuild a linux system with minimal loss and reconfiguration.
    • Application Competency: Do they understand the purpose and limitations of key applications that Novell will base their offering around.
    • Are they able to explain to your secretary how to use all of their key applications
    • Interoperability: Do they understand how get linux clients talking to Novell, Microsoft and other Unix Servers. Do they understand how to get windows workstations using linux for file sharing, and other services.

    Now the harder part is "how to you test this". As a perpetual student I would suggest that you need to do this in a multi-phase test. This will be expensive, but it will ensure that you get some level of objectivity:

    1: You write a scenario based around a real world example to assess their ability to come up with an appropriate hardware and software solution for the design components.
    2: Give them a multi-processor + Raid + Redundant PSU server and get them to install, configre and lockdown the system. Then get them to install a heap of services that you think are important.
    3: Give them 10 PC's. Get them to build an image on 1 and then roll the image across all 10 workstations. Make some of the workstations different, give them different size drives, and different network adapters. See how they adjust to the variations
    4: Bring a secretary in and get them to run a "how to use" session for the secretary. See how good they are

    Also: Note this does not necessarily need to be the one person for all skills. So be flexible and allow them to have up to 3 different people to deliver the outcome. The only limit is that only 1 person can spend time with the end-user. If you want any more ideas or thoughts, feel free to mail me: starsky AT bluecouch DOT COM DOT AU

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    1. Re:A Linux specialist can mean an awful lot by captredballs · · Score: 1


      Excellent list. I would add backup and recovery software, techniques, and failure points.

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  77. Re:Wow, high ranking Novell official honors Slashd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google knows all! This site has 3 versions of Snipes.

  78. Go Work with LPI by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Most of the certification programs do not involve working with Novell. You basically want to create one that means not only competent in Linux, but also able to to Novell and can make intelligent choices. While Redhat has a good program, LPI is distro and company neutral. That is your best bet.

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  79. Re:Sad news ... Tony Renna dead at 26 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not even 200,000 dude. More like about 70,000 to 80,000.

  80. One question linux competency test.... by UnixRevolution · · Score: 1

    Name a graphical Linux application that is not a game, and has a name that both describes what it does and does not begin in K, G, or X.

    That's a real test.

    the other part of the test is wether or not they think that's funny.

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    1. Re:One question linux competency test.... by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      And how many programs are WinTHIS or WinThat ?
      Winzip, Winrar -- compression programs
      Winamp ----music player/decompresser
      Winnuke -- exploit to take down unpatched win95 and win98nonSE boxes.

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    2. Re:One question linux competency test.... by giantq · · Score: 0

      like OpenOffice?

    3. Re:One question linux competency test.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Close, but the product name is actually "OpenOffice.org", which seems to describe a website, not a computer program.

    4. Re:One question linux competency test.... by firstnevyn · · Score: 1

      He said productivity Openoffice wastes peoples time just like MS word.

      try lyx ;)

    5. Re:One question linux competency test.... by mdouglas · · Score: 1

      Abiword.

      What do I win?

    6. Re:One question linux competency test.... by UnixRevolution · · Score: 1

      you get to download as much Free software as you like.

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  81. Re:Wow, high ranking Novell official honors Slashd by DShard · · Score: 1

    Having heard a support conversation with novell saying that they don't support Tomcat, Apache and linux even though it is a supported configuration for their portal services I would embrace them yet.

  82. Re:Linux by anaphora · · Score: 0

    Oh, I can INSTALL linux, I just can't get my modem, keyboard, or sound card to work. The sad thing is, I'm so good with Windows machines, I probably run across less problems with this Windows machine than you do with your Linux box.

  83. Re:Wow, high ranking Novell official honors Slashd by DShard · · Score: 1

    sorry... would not embrace them.

  84. More perks by tjstork · · Score: 2, Funny


    1) Explains why Windows processes worse than Linux processes. Check.

    2) "I can understand both Perl 4 and Perl 5". Check.

    3) Runs own SMTP server at home. Check.

    4) Chooses banks whose online service works only with Mozilla over IE. Check.

    5) Scavenges business discards for old computers because they would make good Linux Servers. Check.

    6) Does weird things to Furrbies wired into serial port. Check.

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  85. Can we maybe try a little harder here? by RichardY · · Score: 2, Insightful
    At last, a decent post from a Slashdot reader (Only took 168 comments). Thank you StArSkY.

    For those of you who don't know, Novell qualifications still count for a great deal in the real world of IT contracting. There is still a perception that 'real' IT professionals have a CNE (Certified Novell Engineer). The rest have an MCSE.

    Novell recently aquired Ximian. This gives them access to the XD2 desktop, Mono, Gnome development, red carpet and more.

    I think that this puts them in a very good position to integrate their current networking products (E-Directory, ZenWorks etc) with Linux.

    This does however potentially create a compex environment for a corporate to adjust to. In order for them to adjust, there has to be a set of qualifications that distinguish between someone who can impliment an enterprise environment, from a home user still at school.

  86. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: / by insertionPoint · · Score: 1

    well, it could be negative. He's only selecting it out of the table. If he had said something like

    I kind of assumed (call it a prejudice if you will) that anyone who speaks any dialect of Sql is likely not a troll.

  87. Requirements for a linux specialist...easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    easy...Anyone who started using Linux after Novell sold Unixware to SCO should be able to get a Novell Linux cirtification.

  88. What about the homegrown linux expert by Coolmoe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I liked what I read in a reply about LFS install and the some from the Slackware camp. I think that a Linux expert should be able to recompile a kernel and configure the system using native GNU tools on all systems. The main problem I have with the RHCE is the fact that a lot of it seems very Redhat centered. I know that there is no way that a person could be concidered competent if a "Distro" stumps them if you can use the standard GNU tools that works on Redhat and on all other systems. All unix type skills should be there too. If a person cannon even crack open vi and edit files he is not your man.

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  89. Partner Credentials vs Individuals by freebase · · Score: 1

    Most of the posts I've seen on here seem to take the angle that they're looking for individual credentials. That's not what I get from the question.

    Credentialing a partner (a business) should have a broader scope than having so many of this certification or that on staff. In my mind, at least, a partner would be required to spend x dollars a year keeping their internal training facilities current.

    They would also maintain legacy hardware for probably three to five years after production ends. This would allow them to maintain currency on not only current hardware, but legacy equipment that might still be in use, or that a client might demand be used.

    All people associated with delivering service to the customer would not only be required to spend some amount of time in the partner's training facility (4 weeks annually? - internal training or external), but would be required to spend 2 or more weeks a year in training that relates to business. This business training would, preferably, be in the partner's vertical market space so that the person delivering the service can better understand the customer's business.

    I would also expect any top level partners to regularly participate in the Linux community, preferably as sponsors or contributors. If the partner has more of a stake in the community, they'll work harder to make the community successful while making themselves successful.

    I'd also require some method of polling the partner's customers to determine the quality of service delivered to the customers. Include some method of penalizing bad service and rewarding outstanding service.

    I'd also randomly poll the employee's of those partners about their impression of the quality of service delivered to the customer, and also about the environment they work in. People that aren't enjoying themselves tend to provide lower quality products.

    At any rate, that's what immediately comes to mind. I'm sure I could come up with more given more time.

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  90. Google Their Name - Are They Active or not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People who want to be certified - need to be active members of something, be it development, trouble shooting, or installation mailing list. Active mean you post questions, you answer questions and engage productively in the conversation.

    This shows several things (1) the quality of your questions (2) how well they have researched the material (3) the ability to diagnose a problem and (4) when you do get stuck - that you actually know how to get solutions and/or workarounds to problems

    Another way this can be shown - is to lurk - and update, review, and revise documetation. This can be as simple as adding a comment like - Reviewed & Relvent Date/Time - By Bozo Clown. You can also add - or improve HOWTO items, and/or other generalized documentation.

    Any body can talk the talk about certification (ie: listen and lurk) But - to be certified, I believe you must also be able to walk the walk in a very public way.

    In short - you should be able to Google their name and find what they do, and what they have done.

  91. What do you want? 2 choices by HiThere · · Score: 1

    What do you want? 2 choices
    1) You want someone who is a Linux Admin with Novell training.
    2) You want someone who is a Novell Admin with Linux training.

    These two may eventually converge, but they definitely start from different places. My personal feeling is that you need a "Linux Addendum" to your Novell training, so your current Novell Admins aren't left out. This would be something like an LCI over-easy + Novell tools and configuration on Linux.

    And you also need a "Novell training for Linux Admins" class. This doesn't assume any prior familiarity with Novell, but does assume good Linux Admin skills. (Define that however you choose.)

    This is sort of like the argument from the 1960's of which school BioChemistry should be in. Chemistry or Biology. Eventually it became it's own school, but until then there was no one right answer. And either choice could be (and was!) forced to work. But the word there is forced.

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  92. No more paper certifications! by jACL · · Score: 1

    The best certifications are those that test *real comprehension* -- certs along the lines of the CCIE, RHCE and your CDE that test skills, not memorization. I've taken 30 exams since 1989 -- done the CSE, CNE 2-6, ECNE, MCNE, MCSE -- and I know how utterly worthless they are. I mean, who cares if you can memorize and regurgitate arcane facts and settings? The point is comprehension, competence, and skills-building.

    Whether you embrace the RHCE or roll a better one (I'll pass on the CLA -- it's just more memorization), it should:

    - Cost the same as existing tests; ~$125,
    - Use a simulator,
    - Test setup and troubleshooting skills in a goal-oriented manner
    - Not involve travel over 100 miles away ...and that's it! Prove that we know what we're doing, not that we can memorize the functions of certain filenames in the _NETWARE directory. PLEASE!

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  93. more screen info by raulmazda · · Score: 1

    FWIW, there's a screen mailing list at gnu-screen@yahoogroups.com ... I've put up a few other screen links at the debian screen package page

  94. UserFriendly Cat Five by ashitaka · · Score: 1

    First named here.

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    1. Re:UserFriendly Cat Five by Spoing · · Score: 1
      First named here.

      Nope. Prior art goes to a work associate of mine who named his lizard Scsi. This was in the late 80s or early 90s. Probably not the first, either!

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    2. Re:UserFriendly Cat Five by ashitaka · · Score: 1

      Ummm..

      I was referring to UserFriendly's Cat 5.

      Geeks have been calling their pets geeky names for centuries.

      Thomas Edison might have had a dog called spark.

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  95. Nope -- "Linux Specialist Novell Partner" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember you're talking to Novell here -- THEY want to be the "Linux expert" (write the software) and they are looking for people to push their product (install the software).

  96. Re:Sad news ... Liza Minnelli's marriage dead at 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nice, thanks for the news, this is very sad, but very funny

  97. When Novell Bought UNIX from USL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They held a meeting...telling the UNIX admins how Novell was going to improve UNIX.

    By removing confusing and useless commands like grep as an example.

  98. Just make sure that the levels have snazzy titles by Dareth · · Score: 1

    with things like "uber" and "guru" in them. Also bring out that competitive edge... Rank every last one who takes the test. If there is a ladder/ranking competition people will come out of the woodwork and do this for the recognition... at least that guy who did the Reiser filesystem will at least... after all it is all about name recognition aint it?

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  99. Real-World qualifications by zhero · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The ONLY exams worth ANYTHING are real-world exams like RHCE, which I think is an excellent exam unlike MC$E which everyone cheats at as their is no real world knowledge.

    I tend to disagree with previous posters who say that the technology is moving too fast to make a qualification worthwhile. Well thought out exams like RHCE test how well you think on your feet and not how well you know a particular product. However, I would suggest that most releases are similar enough that if you know version x well you will fly through version y.

    Firmly agree with posters who say experience is key, but having that and a solid qualification or 2 puts your CV to the top of the file.

  100. Requirements for a Linux Specialist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just like the name of the poster: richard e holder. Dick Holder. fnarr..

  101. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: / by buckinm · · Score: 1

    I kind of assumed (call it a prejudice if you will) that anyone who speaks any dialect of Sql is likely not a troll.

    You haven't met the dba's where I work then.

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  102. Keep it unattached to specifics by ksandom · · Score: 1

    With the diversity of linux, it should not be attached to any specific distribution.... unless that is what you are trying to achieve. In which case the qualification won't be worth a lot.

    It's probably worth having a few different levels, and maybe specialisations. Trying to cover the whole topic to a good standard in one go will be about as effective as trying to row a boat with a mango.

    Some pre-thought (ie haven't thought far about it) ideas:
    Basic setup:
    - Partitioning (effectivley)
    - /etc
    - optimizations
    - interoprability/compatibility

    Stuff that I can't think of a name for:
    - /proc
    - scripting
    - making stuff user friendly (big potential to expand this one)

    Networking:
    - firewall

    Security:

    Admin:
    - quotas
    - User management

    Concepts:
    - Trade-offs ** very important

    I am somewhat in a hurry this afternoon, but you can see that there is plenty of room to expand this. Want to add more, but got to go. Hope this helps.

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  103. RHCE is overrated by nomad63 · · Score: 1

    Yes, obtaining RHCE diploma is a tough job but after all it tells me that you can configure a red hat linux server.

    Right now, RH being the dominant player in the market, this certification may bode well with anyone looking out to hire Linux help, but IMHO, Linux certification should not be tied to any single vendor distro.

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  104. Simple! by quan74 · · Score: 1

    if $slashdot_uid = 500000 {
    $user = novell linux expert!
    } else {
    echo "go get an mcse!"
    }

  105. How high do you want to set the bar? by jonadab · · Score: 1

    If you want to ensure that they have serious expertise, you could require that
    they retain someone on staff from whom Linus regularly accepts patches. That,
    however, is going to limit how many of your partners can have this status.

    You may want to set the bar somewhat lower. For example, you could merely
    require that their corporate network include at least some number (or perhaps
    some percentage) of Linux systems that they manage themselves internally and
    which must be able to perform certain functions on their network (e.g.,
    function as print servers, file servers, whatever it is you want to require).
    You could require certifications in addition, but requiring them to include
    Linux in their own network infrastructure ensures they have some real-world
    experience with it that will go beyond the bookwork involved in passing a
    certification. (The requirement of administering these systems themselves
    prevents them from just buying a support contract from someone else and then
    being considered experts themselves. They have to have their own support
    team on staff for it, then.)

    If all you want is a basic level of familiarity, you could simply require
    some number or percentage of their support people to have some certification
    or another. That's about as low as you can set the bar and have the status
    hold any real meaning, I think. There's a tradeoff between choosing this
    level and the higher requirement of having Linux on their own corporate
    network. Namely, with the lower requirement more of your partners will
    seek and obtain the expert status, which is good, but with the higher
    requirement the ones who do will be better experts, which is also good.
    I can see arguments either way, as far as which is better.

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  106. woah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as we embrace linux? what is this? a cult?

  107. Games installation... by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

    Must show ability to install e.g. Neverwinter Nights, as an installation which:
    1. Allows games users to play the game;
    2. Doesn't allow non-games users to play the game;
    3. Prevents users trashing the executables;
    4. Allows games users to save the game and their characters;
    5. Doesn't allow games users to save over others' saved games and characters;
    6. Allows a 'games administrator' to remove players' saved games and characters.

    If they can successfully accomplish this with something as messily arranged as Neverwinter Nights, they should be capable of organising the equivalent for other, better-arranged software packages such as anything which knows to install games in /usr/games.

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  108. Clearly a rhetorical question... by im+a+fucking+coward · · Score: 1

    Your clients are going to feel much more comfortable with certification, no matter how many /.'ers feel otherwise. RHCE is administered in such a way as to make 'paper' certs very difficult from a purest viewpoint.

    If I were hiring Linux specialists, I would start with either A) Techs with verifiable experience or B) Techs with good certs.

    Then, I'd set them to work in a lab for three hours recompiling/upgrading the kernel, upgrade all apps., install 2 apps from src.rpm's with broken dependencies, have them install/activate NIC's, add mod drivers, configure firewall, compile one server from source, configure it to run on eth2 port 999, show competence in compression (tar, gzip, bzip) + decomp, display ability to subnet + basic network troubleshooting, & write up concise resolution on helpdesk ticket for the lab.

    Finally, have prospective employees explain what they did to your secretary, or some other Linux deficient personnel. Quiz secretary on what was fixed, if she got a vague, positive idea of what happened, hire that guy! You can train 10-15% of the population to be excellent admins, but you can only find ~10% of those who can communicate well with clients, and frankly that's nearly as important as the rest of it ( not instead of, but in combination with).

    I guess the above steps should qualify for your own certification process of sorts, Linux Eval Certification maybe? I know I've interviewed enough poor candidates who cleared HR and IT supervisory staff to be very suspicious of most certifications and degrees. Case in point, I've had to train a college grad with a Masters in CIS twice as long as a goat herder and florist with certifications. There's simply no good objective measure other than applying your own testing with labs on live machines/networks.

  109. My guess by dtfinch · · Score: 1

    Having real world experience is pretty good. Anyone can study for a test, especially when there are condensed study/answer guides to every common test at your local bookstore. And there are several skills that aren't easily measured with tests. It's no substitute for a decent portfolio. Crammed knowledge fades quickly when not in use.

    It has always been my feeling that those tests are out there to make money selling answer books to people planning to take the test, then charging them hundreds more to take the test. Then they run these massive campaigns to encourage employers to require potential employees to have taken and passed their silly tests.

  110. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: / by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I kind of assumed (call it a prejudice if you will) that anyone who speaks any dialect of Sql is likely not a troll.

    Why does knowing SQL suddenly disqualify you from trolling? In any case, most of the trolls have high karma. Its the crapflooders who are -1. Still, I would expect even a crapflooder to understand some basic SQL.

  111. Re:Good grief by ddimas · · Score: 1

    Yes. Have you considered medical treatment? I understand that your condition makes you easy to shoot in the dark.

  112. Make a CERT that is truly invaluable... by intangible · · Score: 1

    and they will come.

    I agree with most people here that being able to remember and regurgitate facts is not really useful in the real world. You must be able to "figure things out" and "make it happen".

    Make the certification consist of troubleshooting problems. Allow the person access to the net so they can show that even if they don't know something about what they are dealing with they can still learn how to fix the problems. The test shouldn't be able to be studied for, it should be somewhat unique to each person taking it. Ask the person to make "a" work with "b". Ask them to find the solution to our "need", whether it be things as simple as a way to view and print different types of document files, to something like finding the best solutions for centralized application serving, and when to roll your own solution from scratch instead of using what already exists.

    If you want the cert to represent people who can get the job done, you want the test to be geared towards finding people who can diagnose problems even if they are not knowledgable about what is causing the problem. For example, some people may not be at the level to fix a bug in a kernel module, but they should at least be able to diagnose that the module is the problem. For this you'd want multiple levels of certification: Kernel/Driver Programming, Application Programming, Application Integration, System configuration, Networking, Solutions Evaluator(What do we need to accomplish this task?), and a very useful Cert: Explanation (can be aquired in conjunction with the others, how to explain what something is doing in non-geek language). Of course name those to something else, those are just descriptive names.

    If you did something like that, you wouldn't just be certifying people on linux, but people who can "make it happen". These are the people companies really need to survive, the people behind it all, the indispensible person a company will not fire because without them, productivity would halve. The innovators(it's tood bad this word means little nowadays), the inventors, the "go to" person. That would make this a very tough, yet the most sought after cert once people realize the extreme quality of people who earn it.

    There are people out there who are extremely good "make this work" people, who can get any job done, yet they don't have certs because certs just mean "I can memorize and regurgitate facts for a test, but that doesn't necessarily mean I can make stuff happen". Certainly there are people who have certs that are the "go to person", but there are many more who just know enough to pass the test. There should be a cert that truly IS what people expect them to be, something that shows that this IS the person you need for the job.

    What is needed in the world is a certification that show a person's overall competence in technology. Maybe Novell doesn't want to be the ones to do it, but whoever does will change the world for the better.

    And now I re-read the original question and realize that the questioner may be asking how to certify companies as "Linux-Specialists" maybe not about People Certification.... oh well, at least I got my idea out somewhere.

    At least I'm a specialist somewhere, Army Specialist, heh.

  113. Re:Sad news ... Tony Renna dead at 26 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He was the guy in that old sitcom "Taxi". After that he quit acting and went into racing.

  114. Security test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Give them a known vulnerable system (it should have, at the very least, bad sendmail, bad apache, and the ptrace kernel bug).

    Ask them to run sendmail and apache on the system so that it will not be possible to change the web site's files, read people's email, or otherwise break into the system. This should be done WITHOUT UPGRADING OR PATCHING, using only the services provided.

    Anyone who can do this probably knows his chroot, ldd and filesystem enough to qualify.

  115. Certification: one step on the quest for knowledge by thrill12 · · Score: 1

    I think one of the things that I have been missing in this discussion is fear of knowing less than a certificate asks you to know.

    Yes, you might think you are a pretty sleek Linux knower, but question A on page 2 of the certification test baffles you, and you can't answer it.
    Before one thinks of certification, one has to admit that he/she doesn't know 'everything' there is to know about an operating system like Linux. The goal of certification should therefore be to stimulate you to learn more, instead of asking you the questions you can already answer.

    In essence, it is the challenge that counts here, not the paper you get afterwards. People who only want to have the paper are probably in the wrong class, and should go study on their Word skills or something...

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  116. Yes... code by TheJZA · · Score: 1

    Yes... produce code.

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  117. The problem is *scope*. by mcrbids · · Score: 1
    OK, so you want a certification for "Linux".

    What does that mean?

    Some duties of a ISP/sysadmin:
    • See that backups are done regularly, and periodically made available offsite.
    • Write bash/perl/php scripts to perform admin functions such as update DNS, or perform automated duties as required.
    • Write scripts to let tech support answer questions like: "Why can't I loggin?" or "why can't I get my email?" or "why can't I connect to the Internet?"
    • Figure out why the script that runs every Friday afternoon to scrub the quarantined viruses for the last week causes the webmail authentication daemon to quit.
    • Patch/upgrade the latest Qmail/Postfix/Sendmail with SpamAssassin/RBL/LDAP, and do so reliably.


    Compare that to the duties of a Linux-desktop user:
    • Can configure and load X-Windows
    • Can run Evolution/Kmail/MozillaMail
    • Can use the Kdevelop IDE.
    • Familiar with the disk layout of /tmp, /usr, /home, /etc, etc....
    • Can use Open Office


    Or perhaps the corporate sysadmin:
    • Expire passwords after NNN days.
    • Configure disk usage limits on the Samba Server.
    • Configure DHCPD with no default gateway so that there is no direct connection to the 'net - you have to use the web proxy and access mail via the local mail server.
    • Configure the DMZ firewall to specifically block port 1214 (KaZaA)
    • Configure a Squid Proxy Server to include Porn blocking (Dan's Guardian) and customize the rules so that other "unproductive" sites are blocked as well.
    • Configure Kerberos on LDAP for authentication.
    • Set up virus filtering for all email, inbound and outbound. Inbound mails get a warning message, outbound messages are never delivered.


    The point I'm trying to make is that saying somebody is competent "at Linux" is like saying that somebody is competent "at cooking".

    Your 5-star gourmet chinese-food chef is going to have very different expectations than your 5-star western barbecue cuisine chef is going to have very different expectations than your local McD's burger flipper, even though they may all qualify for "competent at cooking".
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  118. Non-x86 by TKinias · · Score: 1

    If you're going to claim to be a Linux specialist, you should have experience running Linux on a non-x86 architecture. You enter a whole different world when you run Linux on powerpc, and take a lot less for granted. While I've not done it, I'm sure going mips or 68k really makes you learn a lot.

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  119. Novell Suit asking about Linux Certs by DanMc · · Score: 1

    I had to ask myself why a director of Novell Marketing wants Linux community opinions on Linux certs. The answer was pretty obvious.

    There are a lot of Novell certified folks out there with no Linux skills. I used to be a huge Novell guy. Then I learned Linux and discovered open-source. I had to learn a LOT. Based on all I've learned, I don't see anything that Novell+Linux can do better than Linux+Open-Source. The Linux skills I learned are the exact same skills Novell needs it's CNEs to learn. CNEs need to keep recomending Novell products to their bosses. (bonus if lots of linux admins start buying Novell products, too...)

    Using Linux in a meaningful way means embracing OPEN-SOURCE! Novell's money comes from licensing closed-source products. Many of them are based on non-GNU open-source codebases! Becoming a Linux admin means learning that licensing per-user is stupid. If you want more users, you beef up the hardware. Not being able to tweak and recompile your apps is stupid. Using a closed-source pay-per-user product on the back end is not as flexible as using an open-source product.

    The Novell Product Line:

    eDirectory NDS=closed-source custom OpenLDAP with NCP protocol wrappers to support your NDS-only, non-ldap apps. (e.g. they customized it by adding Novell backwards compatibility)

    Nterprise Web Platform=Apache+Tomcat with auth_ldap. I admit I don't know too much about Novell's web platform. Or how Novell manages to sell this as a product...I guess you're paying for a GUI admin app instead of editing the conf files?

    iPrint=Novell closed-source implementation of the ietf IPP protocol, tied to NDS. (cups is a great GNU implementation of the IPP protocol)

    GroupWise=...uh...wierd. GroupWise is nicer than any open-soruce groupware, but it's niche. GroupWise is just as tied to NDS as Exchange is to Active Directory. Open-source groupware on win32 is slim. A free pop3 client+commercial calender app is klunky. Novell's recent aquisition of Ximian and hard pushing of the exchange connector Linux desktops proves that they already know Exchange has won the small-to-mid groupware market. Novell sells an Exchange client to Linux users, but doesn't have a Groupwise client for Linux users? (the web client is no better than MS's web client)

    iFolder=hyped up "home directory" for places that let their NT and Netware file servers get out of control. If you need iFolder, it's because you're too lazy to fix your file servers. (e.g. migrate them on Linux, and win clients get to them via samba and ftp)

    ZenWorks 4 Servers=Win2k and Netware Server management for amature admins. If you're really linux savy, you're getting rid of these servers. At the very least, you use scripts to manage them.

    Zenworks 4 Desktops=Totally obsoleted by Win2000 client's built-in management. (Novell has basically given up marketing it...) Use MSI for app distribution, WMI scripts for everything else.

    No self-respecting Linux guru is going to pull out open-ldap and replace it with NDS. The only reason to use NDS instead of LDAP is if you have legacy apps. (the number of non-Novell apps that are NDS aware can be counted on 1 hand)

    Basically, if Novell really teaches it's CNEs to be Linux proficient, they'll be teaching the CNEs to chose open-source instead.

  120. Certification... too easy? by IversenX · · Score: 1

    I never felt MCSE/MCP/* were better or smarter than other windows admin/programmers. In fact, I always felt that someone who had "and by the way, I'm a MSPECSDE!" in the sig, would be seem a little less serious and knowledable in most cases.

    So, how can we ensure that the same thing doesn't happen to the penguin community? Simple - we make the tests friggin' HARD! They are supposed to be hard, and not something your grandmother can pass given enough time and money. (no offense to grandmothers. object may appear closer than they really are. )

    A linux certification should demonstrate a grasp of all basic concepts, and the most important "advanced" ones.

    Maybe a free linux certification could be developed. Or maybe it couldn't, but IMHO, that an interesting thought.

    Just my 2 eurocent

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  121. You named it Cat5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Do your neighbours ever ask "Where are the other four?".

  122. The LFS project a good basis by tiger_omega · · Score: 1

    After doing the Linux From Scratch project as a basis for building my own customized Linux box from the complete source code I would say I learnt far more about the structure and administration of Linux than I could have done sitting any formal exams.

  123. Linux as a Novell Client by entrigant · · Score: 1

    One of the things I have done at the deparment in my uni I work at is create a novell -> samba bridge to allow local admiinitration of user accounts. Our IT department hates me for it, but the faculty and department head love it. I don't know about linux acting as a novell server or if it is even capable, but novell client black art is something I'd respect. The utilities to get such a setup working are a black box with old documentation and confusing configuration, but after several e-mails with the author of ncputils and a LOOOOOT of hacking around I've figured almost all if it out. Now I map the entire public novell diretory services tree and all directory servies printers through samba acting as a domain controller with roaming profiles. Soon I intend to remove the novell mapping and convert to cups using the windows and adobe postscript drivers to allow departmental quotas, time limits, and page counting to work and be maintained by the department and not a hard to get in touch with overworked IT department. Kinda sad about it in a way because printing to NDS was the hardest part to figure out.

    Anyways that's my novell on linux story. Would anyone mind filling me in on options for linux as a novell server? I'll probably never use it as one but I like to know these things just for the sake of knowing. Only problem is I got too many other things to learn first before I spend time researching it. Therefore comments from people who already have would be greatly appreciated.

  124. Proper certification.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Unlike all the certs i have.. which mainly were attained by memorization and not necessairly but actually knowing how to do the work, i think the industry needs more of a apprenticeship type program.

    There are too many different areas of specialization and you can't possibly be an expert in all of them.. I know programmers that can't for the life of them figure out IP subnetting, yet at the same time they write awesome code without much difficulty.

    At the risk of being flamed, i've got Novell 4.10,4.11,5 CNE certs as well as the requiste MCSE, and CCNA.. but from experience.. they don't mean CRAP.. the best training was the novell because you guys discussed not only how to make it work, but why it works.. unlike the M$ training.. (press this button clicker training)

    I got my cisco certs, not because i needed to learn it, i already knew all the stuff in that course, but because my employer was required to have "X" number of cisco certified people on staff.. i regularly subbnetted and routed ATM networks.. and people think IP is hard.. hahah..

    With a apprenticeship type program.. you guarantee that a: people are actually getting real world experience and b: the people are worth their salt..

    A standard test at teh end like a CCIE where there is practical exam (take all this hardware and make it do this..) makes all teh sense in the world..

    Anyone that calls themself a linux expert is full of shit.. there are too many different areas of specialization.

    1. Re:Proper certification.. by rocket_w · · Score: 1

      Really good point. There are far too many things to know, to be an expert at all of them.

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  125. Most important... by rocket_w · · Score: 2, Insightful

    .... the most important thing that you could do is an in house test. In my opinion, the best certification that has been available in years was the CCIE, Mainly baecause it was a hands on test. If you really want to be able to say someone is a Linux Expert design a test around the things that are most important and have each canidate pass the exam.

    I would say the following are areas to focus on:

    Security, Security, Security!!! A good security minded person will naturally have all of the administration skills; user accounts, passwords, ftp security, etc.
    configuration to various hardware platforms, Raids, NICs, etc.(note this should require recompilation)
    Connectivity, SMB, NFS, etc...
    Automation, setting up maintenance, logs, and alerts
    Live diagnostics, can you find out what is wrong without taking down the server
    Clustering (if you need someone with that much knowledge)


    Problem solving! Not everything you do will be in a how-to, or man, or even in a book. The best "experts" know how to make their own solutions when there is not a suitable one available. That is also a real core value in the Linux Community.


    A very important thing to keep in mind is that there is a big difference between clients and servers, and just because a person is good at one, does not mean that he or she will be good at the other.

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  126. Duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah. Get a friggin Computer Science degree and stop whoring your so-called experience.

    I just have to laugh. In my .sig I just have my name, position and employer. Why? Because I'm trained in more than just installing the OS of the day.

    My favorite was some guy who had a string of 15 Microsoft and Cisco Certs in his .sig. I had to wonder whether he had a CS degree and decided that if he had one he would have listed that too.

    I guess the length of some guys cert .sigs is inversely proportional to their ....

  127. Re: Harvard MBA by SparklesMalone · · Score: 1

    But that's already the case. Having a Harvard MBA won't land you a job as an accountant without the CPA designation.

    The certifications are useful for the uneducated to know the person they are hiring is sufficiently competent to pass a test developed by industry experts. I wish there was a certification; it would give me specific goals to learn and distinguish me from those who've only dropped a SuSE distro onto an old box in stand-alone mode.

    Of course to be useful it would need an organization similar to the American Institute of Certified Public Accountants to create the test and keep it current. This is no small undertaking (follow the link and see all the stuff AICPA does). If it were as rigourous and respected as a CPA the dues needed t osupport the organization would be well worth the higher salary the certified could command.

  128. Beautification mods, gaming, and blinkenlights by NecroBones · · Score: 1

    -Every system must glow at night. Server rooms should be scary
    I second that. Modders for beautification are generally not all that interested in the software and are gamers.


    Actually there's more diversity here too, not just in terms of sci-fi affinity or software vs hardware specialization. Case in point... I'm not much of a gamer (as in, I play games occasionally, and I'm far from being a l33t gamerz d00d), however my rack glows... I'm in the process of installing LED fans for the rack exhaust, every server has a matrix-orbital LCD display showing useful information, plus various machines in my work area include LED fans, backlit fan-buses and temperature monitors, PCI bus monitoring devices, and more. And I'm primarily a programmer.

    Beautification and software do not have to be mutually exclusive.

    But admittedly, my tastes aren't always mainstream, even amongst geeks. I'm curious as to how many other /. readers are addicted to their blinkenlights and yet are not really game-addicts.

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    1. Re:Beautification mods, gaming, and blinkenlights by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > I'm curious as to how many other /. readers are addicted to their blinkenlights and yet are not really game-addicts.

      I'm an uberdork, so I put LEDs on anything that has at least 3V running through it. The only game that I have purchased & played was Starcraft, when it was popular.

  129. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: / by hesiod · · Score: 1

    > anyone who speaks any dialect of Sql is likely not a troll.

    Hmm, doesn't seem too likely to me, as the basics are pretty easy. If he threw a UNION or something fancy in, okay, but if you've taken a single class in Databases or ASP, you know how to use 'SELECT' statement pretty well.

  130. Who is Richard Holder? by datastew · · Score: 1

    Although this guy didn't explicitly identify himself, a quick search on Google turns up his title from this quote in a news article

    "With Macromedia Breeze Training, we can simplify the process for creating sales training for partners and deliver it faster to a global audience, " said Richard Holder, manager, worldwide partner services, Novell.
    It looks like he is manager of Novell's worldwide partner services.
  131. I like my Coffee like I like my Women: by hypermike · · Score: 0

    I like my Coffee like I like my women: Grounded up and in the freezer.

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  132. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: / by insertionPoint · · Score: 1

    but if you've taken a single class in Databases or ASP, you know how to use 'SELECT' statement pretty well.

    My own opinion of most of the trolls I've seen here is that a single class in databases is more than I would expect to see on their resumes.

  133. Re: Harvard MBA by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

    It is perhaps useful that an MBA also be a CPA or vice versa, but there is no requirement that one possess the other or that a $25k/year staff accountant or individual auditor have either. The only authority the CPA designation gives is the ability to sign off external audits. I'm not devaluing the designation, but it does have a specific purpose that is not broadly applicable to everyone in business administration or even accounting in general.

    If the perception of someone evaluating your skills is so woefully distorted that they cannot divine out the difference between "popping in a SuSE distro" and actual accomplishments based on your past performance and academic history then I doubt if having your name on every RFC for the past decade, a dozen patents and a Nobel Prize would convince them either. I'm sure the word of another faceless corporation that contracts out its training and certification operation to a third-party who then subcontracts "professional trainers" with no working experience beyond the classroom would be highly valuable to some simultaneously arrogant and ignorant human resources drone who is too lazy to perform an evaluation beyond checking off "MC[P|OP|OS[MI]|DST|SA[s|m|'03]|SE[s|m|'03]|SD|AD| DBA|T]." I doubt if most hiring managers could tell you the difference between an MCSA and MCSE or MCSD and MCAD anyway and god help them if they had to rummage through a stack of them from fifteen different sources. I mean, come on, does it take an MCP to operate Microsoft Word (the only thing required for the credential)? "Gosh, Bob, I like to let you write that letter, but you're not an MC[O|P|S]. You're just not qualified. Here, use this IBM Selectric, which arguably requires greater skills, instead." Please.

    Nearly everyone I've encountered in IT, including a number whose names DO appear on RFCs going back twenty years, think these things aren't worth the paper they're printend on. Hiring managers, on the other hand, can't seem to see the forest unless every tree has a big sign on it in 850pt helvetica bold that says "Certified Tree" when a casual glance would provide more information that even the average squirrel could deduce on sight.

  134. Re: personal netware by WhiteDragon · · Score: 1

    I remember the spacewar game. I got personal netware with a gratis copy of DR-DOS (I think it was 6.0 or 7.0) and it was actually kind of cool, although I always thought it would be cool to be able to load NLMs though.

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  135. Re:Requirements for a linux specialist: / by lonesome+phreak · · Score: 1

    Actually, I have a CIS degree...not that it's really any huge deal. It really is just a peice of paper. Hell, if I knew then what I do now, I would just find a decent site on the net and buy the damn thing.

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