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X17 Solar Flare Sends 2B Tons of Plasma at Earth

Dr. Zowie writes "This morning a very large solar flare erupted from a large sunspot group that is crossing the face of the Sun. The explosion sent over 2 billion tons of material hurtling across the solar system toward Earth. Movies from the SOHO spacecraft show the flare in UV and the associated coronal mass ejection in visible light as they happened, and the impact of high energy protons that the flare launched at about half the speed of light. NOAA's Space Environment Center shows that the Sun's X-ray brightness went up 100x during the flare. Expect more aurora and geomagnetic effects in the next day or two!"

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  1. For those whose first response is "WTF?" by mandalayx · · Score: 5, Informative
    My first response to the article was "WTF?" but I decided to do something more productive than that. Perhaps you might find this more accessible to you as well:

    The Sun today unleashed what appears to be the third most powerful flare in recorded history, a storm of charged particles that could hit Earth mid-day Wednesday with more effect than any since 1989, when an entire Canadian province had its power knocked out.

    Depending on the storm's magnetic orientation, it could set off a dramatic display of colorful northern lights well into mid-latitudes of the United States and Europe.

    Meanwhile, satellite operators and power grid managers are preparing to endure a potentially damaging event. And astronauts aboard the International Space Station have taken cover from heavier radiation sent out by the flare. They are not expected to be in any serious danger.

    Kicked up at 6 a.m. EST (1100 UT) today, the major solar outburst comes on the heels of four other flares late last week and over the weekend. All were considered fairly severe, but the latest eruption makes the others seem like solar sneezes.

    Today's blast is classified as an X17, where X denotes a major flare and larger numbers are stronger. That compares to two flare-ups over the weekend that were rated less than X2.

    "The flare today may be the third strongest X-flare on record," said Paal Brekke, deputy project scientist for the SOHO spacecraft, which first spotted the event.

    A slightly stronger flare on April 2, 2001 was not pointed at Earth. Today's storm is headed directly at us and could generate fantastic colorful lights in the atmosphere, known as aurora. The storm associated with the flare is called a coronal mass ejection, an expanding bubble of charged particles that race outward.

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    1. Re:For those whose first response is "WTF?" by greenhide · · Score: 4, Funny

      I always thought of a sneeze as my most violent respiratory function.

      Well, obviously, you've never had a nose "flare" before. Very messy.

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    2. Re:For those whose first response is "WTF?" by jmv · · Score: 4, Informative

      with more effect than any since 1989, when an entire Canadian province had its power knocked out.

      Yes, that province was Quebec and we were in the dark for 2-3 days IIRC. A the time, the power company (Hydro Quebec) said "it's because of the sun" and everybody made fun of them.

      I wonder if this was also due to the very long power lines (>1000 km) we have from the hydro plants to the cities... I heard they also make perfect antennas for sending 60 Hz waves into space.

  2. Helpdesk Excuse-of-the-Day by Vinson+Massif · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sunspots.

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    1. Re:Helpdesk Excuse-of-the-Day by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

      Strange, that's what my mechanic told me this morning. Something about sunspots having demagnetized the debigulator, which caused all my blinker fluid to leak out. I thought the $1024 repair bill excessive, but hey, what do I know about cars?

  3. Well, thank goodness. by blitzoid · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I can put out my plasma nets and catch some of it. I was beginning to worry that I'd never be able to restock my dwindling supply!

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  4. Astronomy is fun by pheared · · Score: 5, Funny

    Skinner: Ah, there's nothing more exciting than science. You get all
    the fun of sitting still, being quiet, writing down numbers,
    paying attention...[chuckles] Science has it all.

  5. Great... by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 5, Funny
    Now we can expect a lot more of those lame "no carrier" posts on Wed. Although for once, they could be for real since the interf32#@a#%$ATDT01[NO CARRIER]

    1. Re:Great... by Chester+K · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now we can expect a lot more of those lame "no carrier" posts on Wed.

      Hey, you know if you didn't like my sig, you could have just told me. :(

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  6. Re:So will I ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    spaceweather.com has an interesting service that will page you if there is an aurora in your locality. Check it out.

  7. hrmm.... by xao+gypsie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    this will prolly get modded down, but it looks as if Shamash, the mesopotamian sun-god is finally voicing his opinion.....

    xao

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  8. A question about the Sun's behavior by windows · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The sunspot cycle (which takes 11 years) peaked in 2000, yet there's an unusually large amount of activity of late. There was a somewhat intense solar flare a few days ago, and now this one, which is believed to be the third-largest one on record. Are there any explanations for this large amount of activity at what should be a non-peak time?

    1. Re:A question about the Sun's behavior by KD5YPT · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The 11 years sunspot cycle merely means that it is almost a guarantee that the sun will have peak sunspot activity every 11 years, it doesn't mean that there wouldn't be any activity between the two peaks.>BR> Crazy explanations... 1. Black hole collided very far away, the gravity wave it generate hits the sun. 2. A hypernova occured, and a significant amount of gamma radiatiobn just happened to hit the sun and misses the earth. 3. The sun is sentient, and was throwing a tantrum. 4. An alien decided to screw up the sunspot cycle as an experiment to see human's response to it. 5. An alien, again, this time weapon testing on the sun.

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    2. Re:A question about the Sun's behavior by isaac · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The sunspot cycle (which takes 11 years) peaked in 2000, yet there's an unusually large amount of activity of late. There was a somewhat intense solar flare a few days ago, and now this one, which is believed to be the third-largest one on record. Are there any explanations for this large amount of activity at what should be a non-peak time?

      Let's see:

      • The roughly-11-year solar cycle is just based on observation and correlation. It lets one make certain predictions about the likelihood of solar events, but that's all.
      • Recorded history isn't very long compared to the sun's age, to say nothing of the still-shorter track record of scientific solar observation. The sun may (and probably does) exhibit other epicyclic phenomena on timescales too long for us to have directly measured.

      That's a start. Just because we're past the predicted peak of current cycle doesn't mean there won't be solar activity.

      -Isaac

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    3. Re:A question about the Sun's behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Are there any explanations for this large amount of activity at what should be a non-peak time?

      Yes - it's not a large amount during a non-peak time.

      It's a normal amount for this time period, the only difference is that the recent ones are actually being sent towards us, so they affect us more..

      CME's are a pretty regular occurrence, and they do follow an 11-year cycle, but most of them never affect us, because we're not in the path of the flare. (Think about it - the earth occupies a pretty small percentage of real estate around the sun - so there's a pretty small chance that a CME will send stuff our way.)

      The amount is normal for this time period, it's just that the recent ones are aimed at us.

    4. Re:A question about the Sun's behavior by Bob(TM) · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Recall that the sunspot cycle actually refers to the number of sunspots visible at a given time. As someone already pointed out, flaring can occur whether or not the actual number of visible sunspots is high

      Flares occur to relax the magnet field gradiant. This gradiant is correlated with sunspot size which, in turn, is correlated with sunspot number. Larger sunspots are correlated with solar max and are anti-correlated with solar min. But, just like earth weather throws a curveball, you can get atypical sunspot sizes and activity sometimes.

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    5. Re:A question about the Sun's behavior by nepheles · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well duh. It's obviously President Bush's fault. Our increased reliance on fossil-fuels has always been a major problem. And then he goes and abandons Kyoto. Not to mention his lack of activity on curbing SUV growth. *sigh*. I'm just not surprised that this didn't happen sooner...

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  9. Braak out the RJ-45!!! by grocer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Time to find the ethernet cables and plug in all those wireless laptops...

    No 802.11b, 1 year!

    1. Re:Braak out the RJ-45!!! by Linker3000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Better not risk it unless its STP - I see a mass panic purchase of coax! 10Base2/10Base5 rulez.

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    2. Re:Braak out the RJ-45!!! by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sneakernet saves the day!

  10. next day or two? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why next day or two? At the half of speed of light, this stuff should hit us in about 16 minutes. So you can't really "prepare" for something like this. What am I missing?

    1. Re:next day or two? by Donwulff · · Score: 5, Informative

      They had an odd way of putting this. The proton flare caused a solar storm which hit Earth within minutes of the flare commencing. However, the associated CME is significantly slower (Still over 2000 kilometers per second) and will hit within hours. The CME will have higher total energy and is what will cause fluctuations in the gemmagnetic field, ie. a gemomagnetic storm. "Next day or two" is probably because they didn't know this was a high-speed event yet.

  11. I don't want to get my brain fried... by fejikso · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll have to take off my tinfoil hat!

    I knew it... sooner or later those evil aliens would find a way to read my mind.

  12. Way cool... by Kr3m3Puff · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I have to just admit the awe I have in watching the SOHO Video... that is just totally amazing. Makes you feel teeny weenie small, doesn't it?

    Forget Iraq, the 2004 Election, the economy...

    And people question our space exploration budget!!! Silly people!

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    1. Re:Way cool... by Quarters · · Score: 2, Funny
      I want a small-office/home-office spacecraft! I didn't even know you could get those!

      (runs off to Staples...)

    2. Re:Way cool... by JHromadka · · Score: 2, Funny
      I have to just admit the awe I have in watching the SOHO Video... that is just totally amazing. Makes you feel teeny weenie small, doesn't it?

      Yeah but it's missing all of the space sounds! What a ripoff! ;)

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    3. Re:Way cool... by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I feel that way every single time I read up something about the universe/astronomy.

      If it makes you feel like that reading about it, imagine what it must feel like to do it yourself. I observed some wonderful sunspots Sunday afternoon. The night before I observed several star clusters, a couple of nebulae, and, for good measure, spent some quality time with Mars. It clouded over before Saturn was high enough for good observation.

      ...laura

  13. Re:So will I ... by Donwulff · · Score: 5, Informative

    These events are already causing a slashdot effect on the solar weather sites without Slashdot even mentioning them, so here's a copy of the best report I've come across, from http://www.spacew.com/cme/index.html:

    Event #49 - 28 October 2003

    Issued: 16:30 UTC, 28 October 2003

    SOURCE EVENT

    Class X17.2 Flare in Region 486 at 11:10 UTC on 28 October 2003
    Type II: 1250 km/sec
    Estimated LASCO-derived Plane of Sky Velocity: 2125 km/sec

    ESTIMATED TIME OF ARRIVAL OF SHOCK AT EARTH

    Estimated Impact Window: 00:00 UTC on 29 October to 21:00 UTC on 29 October
    Preferred Predicted Impact Time: 08:00 UTC, 29 October 2003 (3 am EST on 29 October)
    Estimated Shock Strength (0=Weakest, 9=Strongest): 9

    Predicted Behavior of IMF at Shock Impact

    At Shock Impact, the Interplanetary Magnetic Field is predicted to initially turn:
    SOUTHWARD

    IMPORTANT TIME OF ARRIVAL NOTICE FOR NORTH AMERICANS
    The preferred time of arrival is ***TONIGHT***, TUESDAY NIGHT (before you go to bed that night) near or after 3 am Eastern Standard Time).
    That's 2 am Central Standard Time on TONIGHT.
    That's 1 am Mountain Standard Time on TONIGHT.
    That's MIDNIGHT Pacific Standard Time on TONIGHT.

    EXPECT RESIDUAL ACTIVITY (LESS INTENSE) TOMMORROW NIGHT (WEDNESDAY, 29 OCT) AS WELL !

    EVENT #49 NOTES:

    This is the most energetic Earthward-directed event of the solar cycle.

    SEVERE to MAJOR geomagnetic storming is expected to abruptly commence following the arrival of the shock front from this flare.

    This flare was associated with a Ground-Level Event. It was also associated with very high energy protons at greater than 100 MeV (which are still climbing, over 5 hours after the event began). A magnetic crochet was observed over the daylit sections of the ionosphere. An exceptionally intense shortwave fadeout and polar cap absorption event are in progress. There are reports this event was observed in white-light. Intense radio bursts were associated with this event across the spectrum. The type II shock velocity is not representative of the observed velocity of this CME. The observed velocity as determined by SOHO was 2125 km/sec.

    This event has the potential to produce the strongest geomagnetic storm since 1989. Auroral activity could become visible into the deep low latitude regions. This one is worth driving a good long distance over to find clear skies. It has better potential to produce low-latitude aurora than almost any other event observed in the past decade. Keep in mind that it is also possible the disturbance may not be nearly as geoeffective as many would like. It all depends on the character of the magnetic fields imbedded within the coronal mass ejection. However, we believe it will either be very large, or only modestly large in terms of its capacity to produce disturbed geomagnetic and auroral activity. We do not expect this disturbance to be small.

    These predictions may be based on preliminary data and may be revised without warning. The predictions should not be used as a definitive indication of CME impact times or strengths and may frequently be in error. The proprietary methods used to estimate shock impact times are under continual development. Caution is advised.

  14. Knee-Jerk Response: by mrpuffypants · · Score: 2, Funny

    If we don't stop these constant barrages from the Sun then the terrorists will win!

    1. Re:Knee-Jerk Response: by FreeUser · · Score: 3, Funny

      If we don't stop these constant barrages from the Sun then the terrorists will win!

      The terrorists have already won. It is an X17 solar flare, it's coming our way and there's nothing we can do about it.

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  15. No Kyoto by FrankDrebin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thank god we've got all that extra CO2 in the atmosphere to protect us!

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  16. Check out the end of the CME mpg by southpolesammy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That blast on the last few frames of the CME mpg file is the CME that occured earlier today. The end of the movie looks like someone polka-dotted the screen, but from the NOAA's website, that's actually the high-charged protons from the CME hitting the camera's lens. This is one whopper of a storm.

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  17. This means WAR! by Thud457 · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Since the beginning of time, mankind has dreamed of striking out at the Sun!"

    This unprovoked attack on the planet Earth cannot be allowed to go unpunished! I say we take a page from the Israelis and build an orbital wall that will prevent any further such incursions in the future!

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    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    1. Re:This means WAR! by shroom · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or maybe not. [snopes.com]

      There is no .sig, there is only ZUUL

  18. Check your servers.... by grsiepka · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We have probably 30-40 different Sun servers at our shop that actually are affected by this. I guess (it sounds stupid as hell but its true) certain models of Sun's 400 mhz processors (used in anything from Ultra 10's to E4500's) were not shielded properly and actually can panic when substantial CME's like this occur.

    1. Re:Check your servers.... by Unregistered · · Score: 4, Funny

      Headline: SUN BRINGS DOWN SUNS

      damn lamenss filter.

  19. Taco Bell strikes again by Winterblink · · Score: 4, Funny

    I told the sun last night that those eight beef soft taco supremes were a bad idea. But did he listen to me? NOOOooooo.

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  20. Tin foil hat! by Short+Circuit · · Score: 5, Funny

    And people told me my tin-foil hat wouldn't come in useful!

  21. Re:X17 by Jedi+Holocron · · Score: 4, Informative

    This list is based in part on "Large Solar Flares Since 1976" compiled by IPS Radio & Space Services.

    Ranking Day/Month/Year X-Ray Class

    1 02/04/01 X20.0
    1 16/08/89 X20.0
    2 28/10/03 X17.2
    3 06/03/89 X15.0
    3 11/07/78 X15.0
    4 15/04/01 X14.4
    5 24/04/84 X13.0
    5 19/10/89 X13.0
    etc.. etc..
    "


    I would have suggested classifications go to 11, but clearly they go much higher...

  22. "It's coming right for us!" *WHOOSH* "Kick Ass!" by n9fzx · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Note that as an X17, this flare is 10x the size of last week's little girly man X6 (log scale). And, unlike the X20 of two years ago, we're directly in its path. So, the resulting aurora should be on par with the 1989 event.

    Batten down those scintillation counters! Unhook the HF radios!

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  23. Flares effecting local radio and TV by contrabassoon · · Score: 3, Informative

    You may notice Radio TV, and even cell phones will be effected (briefly) by this storm. I am on a Broadcast Engineer's mailing list and there have been sporadic reports of problems in the last few days.

    The engineer at WBRC reported a rash of viewer calls in the past few days about reception problems including a call from a distant (100 miles) cable system with 4 separate headends, each exhibiting the same poor signal for minutes at a time then clears up.

    Also, NOAA describes the geomagnetic affects on radio blackouts as "severe" in the last 24 hours . http://www.sec.noaa.gov/SWN/
    Are any of you having similar listener/viewer complaints?

  24. Re:The World Is going to end! by Donwulff · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://www.spaceweather.com lets us know "DON'T PANIC: Some rumors spreading across the internet claim that the ongoing solar storm could wreak terrible havoc on Earth. Not so. There is a slim chance of power blackouts and communication outages, but the main side effect of this solar activity will be harmless and beautiful auroras."

    However, all the predictions currently are that this event has the potential of causing a K-inded 9 geomagnetic storm (G5). NOAA's classification of G5 effects is:

    Power systems: : widespread voltage control problems and protective system problems can occur, some grid systems may experience complete collapse or blackouts. Transformers may experience damage.

    Spacecraft operations: may experience extensive surface charging, problems with orientation, uplink/downlink and tracking satellites.

    Other systems: pipeline currents can reach hundreds of amps, HF (high frequency) radio propagation may be impossible in many areas for one to two days, satellite navigation may be degraded for days, low-frequency radio navigation can be out for hours, and aurora has been seen as low as Florida and southern Texas (typically 40 geomagnetic lat.)**.

    In addition, Harvard-Smithsonian Center for
    Astrophysics has issued a press-release warning that "In California, where raging wildfires have damaged many microwave communication antennas on the ground, satellite communications have been crucial to emergency efforts. Emergency personnel should be prepared for potential disruptions and communication interference."

    All of this, however, is somethign that MAY happen, while it likely won't. A lot of factors about the nature of the event and the situation in the interplanetary space between Sun and Earth affect how it'll turn out. But there's still a lot of potential for this one.

  25. Re:Actually by isaac · · Score: 2, Informative
    At our shop, we have dozens of E4000, E4500 Sun servers running with 400mhz processors. From what I'm told, (its sounds stupid as hell but true) some of the 400 mhz processors were not shielded correctly, so on occasions such as this (CME's) we actually had machines panic on us...

    Sounds like Sun (the company, not the bright thing that lights up the Big Room) blowing smoke up your ass. There's a cache coherency bug on some 400 MHz UltraSPARC II processors with 8 meg ecache that causes panics. *Maybe* this bug has a slightly higher chance of manifesting itself during a CME, but I doubt it (anything is possible). They denied this problem for a long time until some high-profile clients threw a fit and Sun offered to replace the affected processors. That free replacement program is almost certainly over now; we replaced dozens of these cpus at a previous employer.

    It's Sun's fault, not the sun's fault.

    -Isaac

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  26. Finally... by still+cynical · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...that tinfoil lining will come in handy.

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  27. The last of these warnings... by BDew · · Score: 4, Informative

    Due to a fight on Capitol Hill, NOAA's Space Environment Center (which tracks these events and other 'space weather' items) will not have any funding in 2004. The part of Congress that oversees NOAA does not think NOAA should have to pay for this, and has decided to cancel its funding in hopes that they can force NASA or the Air Force to pick up the tab.

    There is a hearing on the situation on Thursday the 30th.
    http://www.house.gov/science/press/108/108- 128.htm

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  28. Re:SUN's stock price up by Texas+Rose+on+Lava+L · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course Sunoco's stock price is up. When the power grid collapses tonight, everyone's going to need gasoline to run their generators.

  29. X10 is exacting its revenge by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 5, Funny

    The mighty and powerful X10 Corporation is now exacting its revenge upon its enemies! No popunders, you say? Fine! They have now upgraded from X10 to X17, and instead of simply displaying popunder windows they will now bombard the Earth with fireballs!

    (...and the followers of Mammon shall tremble.)

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  30. And as usual... by ashitaka · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's cloudy and rainy in Vancouver. :-(

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  31. Obligatory by OverlordQ · · Score: 3, Informative

    torrent link since the movies were getting a bit sluggish :)

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  32. What W said when told of the solar flares... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

    We will not be scared of these "solar evil-doers." The Sun is part of an "axis of stellar evil" that we must stamp out. We will make no distinction between solar flares, and the stars that sponsor these flares. Our nation will launch a campaign to stamp out all stellar terrorism in our galaxy. These nukyular furnaces of fear will no longer terrorize our nation, or Texas. Anybody wanna peanut?

  33. how to prepare by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Duck...and COVER!

    alternate plan:

    Turn off your cellphone, place your hands behind your head, put your head between your knees, and kiss your data communications goodbye. For a little while. And don't forget to stare at the pretty Northern Lights tonight! (hopefully)

  34. Re:"It's coming right for us!" *WHOOSH* "Kick Ass! by MarkGriz · · Score: 4, Funny
    Batten down those scintillation counters! Unhook the HF radios!"

    ...and head for the liquor store. After all, the best defense against a coronal mass ejection, is a massive Corona injection.

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  35. Look at the comet hit the sun! (or evaporate ....) by cybrthng · · Score: 2, Interesting
    If you watch this mpeg [http://sohowww.nascom.nasa.gov/hotshots/2003_10_2 8/c2cme.mpg] CME Snowstorm and watch the comet in the lower right corner zoom in, you see the major eruption.

    Pretty nifty! It states a comment should vaporize before impacting, but it is still kind of ironic!

    I bet it was an alien spaceship or missile and its doomsday! :P

  36. Blackouts are Possible by rjthomas61 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The above article references the 1989 geomagnetic storm. During that storm, large blackouts occurred in Quebec due to induced currents circulating in the power grid. Transformers are built to transmit AC current and do not like it when large quasi-DC currents appear out of the sky. The transformers tend to overheat and fail, and in a fragile power grid, this can lead to cascading failures and blackouts.

    More information about this phenomenon (and an engineered solution to it) is available on my company's website.

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  37. Correction by ScienceInformationMi · · Score: 2, Funny

    There are no solar flares! The mass ejections have been driven out of the solar system, and are committing suicide as we speak! The rumors that the so-called flares are nuclear powered are fueled by the delusions of madmen who are sick in the head! Sick, I tell you!

  38. Re:Idolator! by xao+gypsie · · Score: 2, Funny

    ra?? ptah...i do not heed him...(he he he)

    xao

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  39. Re:So will I ... by Cloud+9 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm guessing nobody told you. They have to be female virgins. You and your 12 roommates won't accomplish much.

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  40. Re:Simpsons quotes for all occations! by elemental23 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Moe: Let's go burn down the observatory so this will never happen again!

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  41. Re:So will I ... by dwillden · · Score: 2, Funny
    spaceweather.com has an interesting service that will page you if there is an aurora in your locality. Check it out.

    Yeah, but I tried signing up to it with my cell, but everytime there is one of these massive flares I never get the alerts, It's like the service has a hard time calling me during those events or something.

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  42. Sun Attack Earth, Bush Says US to Invade Moon by ibi · · Score: 2, Troll

    Oct. 28, 2003 | WASHINGTON (FX) -- President Bush blamed both the Sun and Moon for the recent rash of potentially devastating solar flare attacks in and around Earth.

    "Basically what they're trying to do is cause people to run," he told a Rose Garden news conference Tuesday. "That's what terrorists, major weather phenomena, fires, and large things in space do." Bush said the United States was working closely with Papau New Guinea and Mongolia to prevent foreign fighters from going to the Sun in order to help it "cause more trouble".

    "The Sun is dangerous because it believes that we are soft, that the will of the United States can be shaken by major stellar eruptions," he said in a 45-minute exchange with reporters. However, he said that experts in his administration had warned him that, rather like North Korea, that the Sun was equipped with nukular weapons therefore to attack it would be dangerous.

    The Moon on the other hand, had clearly not provided an eclipse to shield the Earth from a solar flare. While some academic paper-pushing bureaurcrats (denounced by Bill O'Reilly as a "bunch of pansy telescope wankers") argued that this was a natural consequence of the Moon's orbit, Bush hinted that if the Moon "really wanted to" it could have protected the Earth from this attack.

    "The Moon is much weaker than the Sun and we already have people in the military who know how to get there" Bush argued. "And we have intelligence documents showing that lunar-driven tides helped a ship containing Nigerian yellowcake reach a dock in Iraq in 1991."