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OpenBSD 3.4 Released

tedu writes "We just couldn't wait another 2 days, so now you can enjoy OpenBSD 3.4 a little early and protect yourself from ghosts and goblins. More details at the OpenBSD website and official announcement. Remember to please use a mirror."

275 comments

  1. How RedHat's Linux Can Defeat Micr$oft's Windoze by Michael's+a+Jerk! · · Score: -1

    Hi,

    I've always used Windowz and I consider myself an exceptional Visual
    Basic programmer, so I know computers pretty good. In fact I got an A-
    in my programming class last term. But I'm a little wary of how much
    power Microsoft has in the computer field. Many of my friends use
    RedHat and I've recently installed it on my machine at home. Although
    I haven't had as much chance to play with it as I'd like, I've been
    greatly impressed.

    This weekend I gave some thoughts to the things that are wrong with
    Linux. I hope no one minds having some flaws pointed out. I'd like to
    help make RedHat stronger so it can conquer MS. Hopefully RedHat will
    hear this (crossing fingers) and address these. I think with a little
    effort, RedHat's Linux can defeat Microsoft's Windows! :)

    To begin with, there are too many different flavors of RedHat.
    Browsing a list on Amazon, I saw they made varients under the
    codenames of Mandrake, Debian and Slackware, just to name a few. I
    know that I'm very new to RedHat so maybe this is obvious but it seems
    like RedHat should just sell a few different flavors of its operating
    system. Perhaps one for the desktop and one for a server? Could
    someone explain why RedHat produces dozens of different versions of
    Linux?

    Secondly did you know that anyone can view the source code to Linux! I
    think that RedHat shouldn't make its code available. After all, what
    keeps Microsoft from stealing RedHat's ideas and putting it into
    Windows? My friend says that FreeBSD stole the TCP/IP stack from DOS a
    long time ago and Microsoft is always looking for revenge for that.
    Plus it seems to me like RedHat is just giving away its ideas for
    free. And what keeps hackers or terrorists from tampering with the
    code and putting a virus in every computer?

    On a related note, why doesn't RedHat write Linux in assembly? My
    friend says that's what Microsoft does for Windows, and that's why
    Windows is faster and more stable than Linux.

    Next RedHat definitely should kill -9 (ha, ha!) the command line.
    Microsoft finally gave up DOS when Windows 2000 came out. I'm suprised
    that RedHat hasn't migrated away from...whatever its version of DOS is
    called (Bash, I think?) But maybe this is planned for a future
    release?

    Finally Linux needs games! RedHat will never be successful in the home
    without games. They should also tell M$ to release a version of Office
    for Linux too. And Internet Explorer!

    Have a nice day! Go Linux!!

    --

    I'm not Seth.

  2. What he/she really meant is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative


    "Remember to please use a mirror."

    1. Re:What he/she really meant is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    2. Re:What he/she really meant is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried it, but I still see no reflection.

      Vlad.

    3. Re:What he/she really meant is... by marcovje · · Score: 1


      That list doesn't list the mirrors of the ISO image, since OpenBSD only sells CDs, and does not provide an ISO.

      I found a home grown one using Google:

      http://news.jump.net.uk/openbsd-i386-3.4.iso

    4. Re:What he/she really meant is... by LordHunter317 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      DO NOT USE OpenBSD ISOs you randomly find on the Internet. During the 3.3 release, many people downloaded ISOS, only to find out that they were trojaned. This is not a safe, nor supported way, of installing OpenBSD.

      If you want the CDs so bad, buy them. They're only $40.

    5. Re:What he/she really meant is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OBSD doesn't need us using mirrors, It's the most secure, stable OS in th.......

      [Error Connection Timed Out :180seconds]

    6. Re:What he/she really meant is... by roka · · Score: 3, Informative
    7. Re:What he/she really meant is... by marcovje · · Score: 1


      They are $40, while I spend my time to get apps tow work with OpenBSD. And tomorrow every other open source team starts to do the same trick. I think _not_.

      Exit OpenBSD

      The trojan problem can be solved very easily. Let OpenBSD provide ISO's and md5sum them.

    8. Re:What he/she really meant is... by IM6100 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Funny how Microsoft says the same thing about Windows XP isos....

      --
      A Good Intro to NetBS
    9. Re:What he/she really meant is... by rosie_bhjp · · Score: 1

      OpenBSD is an operating system designed with code correctness and security as its primary goals. Downloading the ISO off kazaa or any other untrusted source pretty much negates the whole security aspect. Then misc@ gets filled with posts of OMG OBSD SUXORZZZ!!!1!! I GOT HAXORED!!! Well yeah ya dipshit what did you think was gonna happen?

      The same is true for XP. If you don't feel like plunking down the $150 for a proper copy of XP then dont run it, or at least don't bitch when you get trojaned.

      --
      A radio maverick jumps to internet only. The Future of Rock n Roll
    10. Re:What he/she really meant is... by molnarcs · · Score: 1

      This mirror (OFFICIAL, check mirror list on openbsd site) has the ISOs. GOOD ADVICE btw!

    11. Re:What he/she really meant is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just want to be remembered as a person who loved God, who served others more than he served himself, who was trying to grow in maturity and stability. I want to have more victories than defeats, yet here I am, almost 35, and I fail on a regular basis. My involement with BSD has been no different. It seems that I'm a magnet for failed enterprises like BSD. Some investement advice for you -- look at my portfolio, then you'll know what stock not to buy. Spend your $40 if that floats your boat, otherwise most nerds would better off downloading OpenBSD from the net.

    12. Re:What he/she really meant is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DO NOT USE OpenBSD ISOs you randomly find on the Internet. During the 3.3 release, many people downloaded ISOS, only to find out that they were trojaned.

      Good advice, but do you have evidence of this? With the heavy trolling in the BSD section, it's good to "show your homework" so to speak.

    13. Re:What he/she really meant is... by mirabilos · · Score: 1

      On the other hand,
      * their website does not support SSL (https)
      * their FTP servers, where you can get the
      CTM base {,split} files and deltas, does not
      support SSL (sftp)
      * their SSH servers' fingerprints aren't published,
      or even (better) a skeleton known_hosts file
      included on the CD
      * they don't provide signed RMD160 sums of the
      files on the CD (signed with pgp 2.6.3i{a,n},
      so even people like me that don't trust newer
      pgp/gpg versions can verify these)

      The MirOS project does most of these. Plus, we
      do provide a bootloader which is capable of
      handling hard discs larger than 8 GB in size.

      --
      My Karma isn't excellent, damn it! (And /. still does not get UTF-8 right in 2012. Wow.)
    14. Re:What he/she really meant is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Are these official ISOs or are they some unofficial hack cooked up by only God knows who???

      I would be very suspicious of ANY software orgiginating from an ".hu" domain. Do a Google search and you will quickly see why. The ".hu" domains are presently the number one source for trojans and viruses. Don't take my word for it, check Yahoo news or Google.

    15. Re:What he/she really meant is... by IM6100 · · Score: 1, Informative

      There are easy ways of 'signing' the ISO and keeping the 'signature', i.e. an MD5 sum, on a secured website and/or just widely distributing it.

      OpenBSD is selling a product, it's that simple, and it's acceptable for them to do so. However, the way that they do so detracts and even diminishes the security a little (widely distributing a way to 'validate' a downloaded version would enhance security)

      --
      A Good Intro to NetBS
    16. Re:What he/she really meant is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
      You don't keed to be Kreskin to look into FreeBSD's future. Even a child knows that FreeBSD is dying. All major marketing surveys show that FreeBSD has steadily declined in market share. FreeBSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim.

      Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

      The numbers continue to decline for *BSD but FreeBSD may be hurting the most. Look at the numbers. The loss of user base for FreeBSD continues in a head spinning downward spiral. In truth, for all practical purposes FreeBSD is already dead. It is a dead man walking. It's a fact: FreeBSD is dying.

    17. Re:What he/she really meant is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
      Junior, BSD is dead. This implies MirOS is dead. What part of dead don't you understand?
      1. Grieve.
      2. Get over it.
      3. Move on.

      You're a big boy now. High time you started acting like one.

    18. Re:What he/she really meant is... by mirabilos · · Score: 1

      I must say I will prove you wrong. Actually, it
      happens to be truth that MirOS cannot die:

      MirOS BSD and MirPorts is nothing else than MirBSD,
      which is defined as ``the contents of _my_ /usr/src
      and /usr/ports and thus cannot die by definitionem.

      MirOS Linux isn't even a pure BSD, so it's not
      dead either.

      Actually I think I proved you wrong. Jane.

      --
      My Karma isn't excellent, damn it! (And /. still does not get UTF-8 right in 2012. Wow.)
    19. Re:What he/she really meant is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no such thing as "official" ISO's from OpenBSD - I would simply make one myself, ftp install or better yet, buy an "official" cd, support the project and get cool stickers at the same time.

    20. Re:What he/she really meant is... by ItaloSuave · · Score: 0

      Well, I am 49 and have nothing to show for it, so "count your blessings", Mister, and get on with your life. Plenty to look forward to in the next ten years, I can assure you!

      --
      MDelCamp1 on YouTube - check out my PlayLists there.
    21. Re:What he/she really meant is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tulsa Oklahoma? Only two things come out of Oklahoma. Steers and Queers. Well I don't see no horns on you boy so you got to be queer.

    22. Re:What he/she really meant is... by mirabilos · · Score: 1

      In case you mean me, I'm no stinking US American.

      --
      My Karma isn't excellent, damn it! (And /. still does not get UTF-8 right in 2012. Wow.)
    23. Re:What he/she really meant is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, you're just a stinking idiot.

    24. Re:What he/she really meant is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bought 3.0 a long time ago and after the transaction my credit card was compromised. Only time that's ever happened. Go figure.

    25. Re:What he/she really meant is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's too much work for a fumble fingers like me.

    26. Re:What he/she really meant is... by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      The OpenBSD hackers' credo:

      Information wants to be $40.

  3. FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    BSD IS DEAD

    1. Re:FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
      It is now official - Netcraft has confirmed: *BSD is dying

      Yet another
      crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when recently IDC confirmed that *BSD
      accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the
      latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this
      news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray,
      as fittingly exemplified by
      failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.


      You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The
      hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future.
      In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are
      looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market
      share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having
      lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time
      FreeBSD developers Jordan Hubbard and Mike Smith only serve to underscore the point
      more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: FreeBSD is dying.

      Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.


      OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD
      are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in
      ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on
      Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users
      of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore
      there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of
      FreeBSD Usenet posts.

      Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on,
      FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled
      OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.


      All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick
      and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will
      be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could
      save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.

      Fact:
      *BSD is dead


  4. Hey euro-peons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The vast majority of americans don't give a damn what a bunch of poor, socialist losers like yourselves think of us. Go on and look at Chirac as the leader of the EU. We'll continue to laugh at you.

    1. Re:Hey euro-peons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      euros are a bunch of Godless butt pirates who embrace multiculturalism and call for abolition of private property while their society sinks in a cesspool of third-world immigration

    2. Re:Hey euro-peons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here in "europe", we've already been through fascism. we'll see you if you ever get out the other side.

  5. Uhoh by Pingular · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    sites getting slashdotted already, looks like they were using an OpenBSD server.

    --

    When anger rises, think of the consequences.
    Confucius (551 BC - 479 BC)
    1. Re:Uhoh by Pingular · · Score: 1

      It appears I was wrong! From Netcraft:
      OS: Solaris Server: Apache/1.3.27 (Unix) PHP/4.3.1 mod_perl/1.27

      --

      When anger rises, think of the consequences.
      Confucius (551 BC - 479 BC)
    2. Re:Uhoh by stefanjo · · Score: 1

      Nothing strange about that.

      http://www.openbsd.org/faq/faq8.html#wwwsolaris

    3. Re:Uhoh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Not only that fagbitch, I'll surely grind your homo foreskin up as a stew and serve it to your starving crackwhore "mother" (ironic since your "mother" features both an airplane-hanger-sized vagina and a monstrous semen-dribbling cock). Given some nourishment, your "mother" will certainly perform random acts of whatever-the-fuck-i-want, including orally sodomizing her/his pedophile "son" "Sir Haxalot". Really, aren't you dead yet?

  6. shocking concern by t0ny · · Score: 5, Funny
    Remember to please use a mirror

    Since when does Slashdot care about overloading webservers?

    --

    Manipulate the moderator system! Mod someone as "overrated" today.

    1. Re:shocking concern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      And here I thought it was a comment about personal grooming...

    2. Re:shocking concern by loraksus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Please. We "care" every single time a new link gets posted. It takes work to pick out the master link and set opera to refresh every second - especially when the editors post mirrors.

      That said, I thought freebsd was dying ;)

      --
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    3. Re:shocking concern by chadm1967 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Okay, actually, this is OpenBSD......

      It's not funny when it's done right. It's extremely not funny when you do it wrong.

    4. Re:shocking concern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bones: It's dead, Jim.

  7. OpenBSD performance facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    OpenBSD 3.4 was a real stinker in these tests. The installation routine sucks, the disk performance sucks, the kernel was unstable, and in the network scalability department it was even outperformed by it's father, NetBSD. OpenBSD also gets points deducted for the sabotage they did to their IPv6 stack. If you are using OpenBSD, you should move away now.

    1. Re:OpenBSD performance facts by Krunch · · Score: 1

      Read more about it here.

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      No GNU has been Hurd during the making of this comment.
    2. Re:OpenBSD performance facts by quigonn · · Score: 4, Funny

      And you think the discussion on the OpenBSD side was less biased? Well, I'll just show you some of the comments from misc@openbsd.org about the article:

      "Because as Lars pointed out before, benchmarks are seldom little more than a great way to use numbers to prove your point. Especially coming from this overtly pro-linux, anti-openbsd in the flesh little devil Felix. The benchmarks he provides serve little more than to feed his
      pro-linux ego and no real interest in improving OpenBSD, and neither do your (collectively) rantings as to this being proof that OpenBSD is broken. [...] The intuitive way to meet this attitude is to benchmark now the security advantages of OpenBSD where it outperforms Linux."

      "Leitner is a linux bigot, he's very anti-openbsd (obvious to anyone who's ever read his rantings), the tests shows OpenBSD in a bad light, draw your own conclusions."

      "I have better things to do than testing networking performance of operating systems. I'm very busy already. I've chosen OpenBSD as my server OS, because security is my main concern. I like it a lot. So far, nothing I've read has convinced me to install something else. I took time however to discredit (rightfully I think) this guy's test, because it struck me as being very unjust."

      "Theo could easily rewrite OpenBSD to thrash these other OSes, real things like multiprocessor support are a real drag for them, so OpenBSD could be heaps faster. But who cares how many binds/second can be done, this isn't real "work", so what does it prove?"

      I especially like the last one. :-) It shows the real attitude of most OpenBSD fanboys. Later, in the newsgroup de.alt.sysadmin.recovery, Felix summarized what kind of emails he got from the different projects. Some of the Linux people found it interesting, FreeBSD seems to have been quite friendly too (a few asked about benchmarking 4.8), the NetBSD people immediately explained why the mmap benchmark measured a worst case situation in NetBSD, and immediately started improving NetBSD performance-wise. But about OpenBSD he wrote that he only got only two emails that were not insulting. Some people even explained to him that the 1024 cylinder limit he mentioned in the article doesn't exist (it does! I know one person that tried to fix it, but his patches were not taken because he used intel syntax instead of AT&T syntax in some assembler files), and some people said that OpenBSD doesn't crash as he described. So far, the crash could be reproduced and is in the OpenBSD bugtracking system.

      --
      A monkey is doing the real work for me.
    3. Re:OpenBSD performance facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And of course you are completely unbiased. I note you did not give a sampling of the many posts that acknowledge OpenBSD is never going to be the best performing OS out there. And it is pretty obvious the developers trade off performance for security (in both their effort and their designs). Are Linux and FreeBSD better performers? Do they scale better than OpenBSD? Yes. Of course they do. Is it a big deal? Well, that depends on what you want to do doesn't it?

    4. Re:OpenBSD performance facts by Krunch · · Score: 1
      <hoponpopa> the difference between netbsd, freebsd, and openbsd, as an insider is freebsd is interested in getting things done, and doesn't mind hurting people who get in their way.
      <hoponpop> netbsd is interested in making sure nothing gets done, and doesn't mind hurting people who try to accomplish things.
      <hoponpop> openbsd is interested in looking good, and doesn't hurt anyone in their own little community, but look out everybody else!
      I don't know if this quote reflects the reality but the only *BSD I ever used is OpenBSD for my firewall/gateway. It runs fine for some months now and I can't see any reason why I should change to Linux or another *BSD (I love pf).
      --
      No GNU has been Hurd during the making of this comment.
    5. Re:OpenBSD performance facts by Caligari · · Score: 4, Informative
      Instead of judging the entire OpenBSD community by a couple of random emails on misc@ (which is the mailing list specifically for stupid questions and answers), why don't you report what the tech@ people were saying?

      If you did, you would how the ACTUAL OpenBSD developers responded to fefe's benchmarks.

      For example, here is what Ted Unangst (a very major committer to OpenBSD) replied to requests for help improving performance:

      "apply the patch below to your mmap benchmark. a real application is unlikely to use pread and mmap. openbsd uses a separate cache for read and mmap calls. while it seems you are attempting to time only a page fault with cached data, that is not happening on openbsd.

      the results for all other OS should remain the same, but OpenBSD improves dramatically. the adjusted benchmark is a much closer match to application behavior in reality."
      Which was followed by above-mentioned patch.

      I don't think it's fair for you to judge an entire operating system community based on the contents of a few selected emails. By doing so, you are being just as biased as you say the others are.

      --
      The moving cursor writes, and having written, blinks on.
    6. Re:OpenBSD performance facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Switch to Linux if you want to get hacked.

      I, for one, would never expose a Linux box to the Internet any more I would a Windows box.

    7. Re:OpenBSD performance facts by mirabilos · · Score: 1

      Hey, I know you :)

      You're actually reading comments on /.
      You must be bored then :)

      --
      My Karma isn't excellent, damn it! (And /. still does not get UTF-8 right in 2012. Wow.)
    8. Re:OpenBSD performance facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Have you ever seen an animal backed into a corner and fighting for its life? That is the situation OpenBSD finds itself in. The OpenBSD fans are in a state of desperation, and even the mildest criticism of their hobby horse results in wild and paranoid outburts from the faithful. They will find an alibi and excuse for everything. Truth has nothing to do with it.

    9. Re:OpenBSD performance facts by mcroot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps I'm being a little too demanding. But if you can't properly operate the disk partitioning tools for an OS, maybe you aren't really qualified to be doing benchmarks on it.

      Most of the comments about Felix being an idiot have good reason for doing so. He went out of his way to trash talk OpenBSD, and most of the problems he encountered were as a direct result of his inability to RTFM. Why should the OpenBSD community have any patience for someone who bechmarks first and ask's questions later ?

    10. Re:OpenBSD performance facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The big deal is that Linux and FreeBSD are real operating systems.
      OpenBSD is merely a toy in Theo's playpen.

    11. Re:OpenBSD performance facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
      Consider the following:

      Outside of a few socially backward dweebs, no one, but no one, uses BSD.

      Yes it's dead. The BSD zealots need to wake up and smell the coffee.
      They also need to shower, brush their teeth, lose 100 lbs, and get a life.

    12. Re:OpenBSD performance facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "a toy in Theo's playpen."

      I guess you can only be expected to understand the larger world from the context of your own experience.

    13. Re:OpenBSD performance facts by ajr_trm · · Score: 1

      It runs fine for some months now and I can't see any reason why I should change to Linux or another *BSD (I love pf).

      You can use pf with FreeBSD pf_freebsd-1.0_7 as well as ipf and ipfw. For me the reason for using OpenBSD for firewalls in the past was that it had altq integrated in kernel and that time if you wanted to use altq with FreeBSD you had to apply patches for "release" kernel version. Now altq is in FreeBSD kernel too.

  8. Rubbish by imtheguru · · Score: 1

    Server is working just fine.

    --
    Yet Socrates himself is particularly missed.
    A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.
  9. no, no, you don't understand... by jusdisgi · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...perfect code is irrelevant to security! Didn't you hear me?!

    -Bill

    --
    Given a choice between free speech and free beer, most people will take the beer.
    1. Re:no, no, you don't understand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The truth is, perfect code *should* be irrelevant to security.
      I've been working with IT-security for 6 years, and the thing is, it doesn't matter how good of a programmer you are, eventually, you will fuck up; that's why security should be in the design, not the code, mostly in the design of the OS.
      VMS is a good example of this, there where a lot of shoddy code in VMS, but it's really secure -- by design!

      First design, then langue, least important is, or if done properly at least, the code itself.

    2. Re:no, no, you don't understand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahahaha!

      I wish i had modpoints.

    3. Re:no, no, you don't understand... by segment · · Score: 1

      Man oh man would I hate to have you in my shop. Hopefully you have no intentions of pursuing your CISSP or something similar. Code should be the upmost since it is the foundation. Let's go into a different subject for analogy shall we... You build a 4 story house made of the toughest concrete money can buy. You use the strongest nails, wood through the walls, and to bind it all together. Foundation oh no don't worry let's use rubber bands, hell all that 'security' we used on the walls and ultra 31337 concrete will support the house forget the foundation...

      Yea, I'm with you, if a hurricane comes crawling it won't do nothing because I used superconcrete 5.0... Don't you think that house can just be lifted as one piece and thrown.

    4. Re:no, no, you don't understand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't really care to be in your shop, if you can't understand such simple things.
      Basically, come back and talk when you have worked for many years with VMS and OS/400.

    5. Re:no, no, you don't understand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee, another arrogant, short-sighted asshole in the industry! Big surprise!

      Yeah, buddy.. I'm sure you NEVER fuck up code anywhere.

      Let's look at the two situations:

      You have an underlying system that is secure by design. You miss a check in your code, but everything's ok because the system caught the overflow and prevented it.

      Now in YOUR situation: The underlying system isn't secure by design (because all the coders programming on top of it are perfect and don't need that, right?). Someone fucks up (it WILL happen eventually) and you don't notice till the system gets rooted or crashes hard. Nice.. Boy, I'd Loooove to work in YOUR shop. Not.

    6. Re:no, no, you don't understand... by platipusrc · · Score: 1

      I think a better analogy for you would be something like this:

      design of project : design of house

      programming language : materials of house

      coding : putting together the house

      the coding wouldn't be the foundation, it would be the putting together of the materials of the entire house. If you have a good design and materials, a slight mistake somewhere shouldn't bring down the whole house.

      --
      And the muscular cyborg German dudes dance with sexy French Canadians
    7. Re:no, no, you don't understand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, you did do it. Double mad props!

      -B

    8. Re:no, no, you don't understand... by jusdisgi · · Score: 1

      Hey, jackass...that was a JOKE! Didn't you read the story 4 hours before this one quoting Bill Gates as saying exactly what I just said? I mean, my name is not Bill. ...hence the +5 Funny.

      --
      Given a choice between free speech and free beer, most people will take the beer.
    9. Re:no, no, you don't understand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      FreeBSD is *not* free guys! It never was! At least not in the true sense of the word. It is rather an attempt by some programmers to whore themselves out so that their code can be as popular as possible and as widely used as possible, with only an afterthought given to the ideals of truly free software.

      I love BSD. It's so easy for any Evil Corporation to take it, modify it, redistribute it under a draconian closed-source license, charge an arm-and-a-leg for it, and REAP THE REWARDS! Even if 99% of the code is untouched. Muahahaha!

      Guys, wake up. BSD is not free software. It never was. Well it is free, but it's not designed to stay free due to its overly permissive license. Any true supporter of free software would shun it and stick with GNU/Linux these days.

      BSD comes with a lot of GNU utils. Heck, BSD wouldn't exist without GNU gcc. They *owe* the GNU project, and would do well to switch their license to the FSF's GPL.

      (Let me make a piece of software. Call it RedWM, the Red Window Manager, and within it offer only shades of burgundy and not any real Red. That's an analogy for how misnamed FreeBSD truly is!)

    10. Re:no, no, you don't understand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey lighten up, fella. That dude is a Negro. They don't have the same brain power that you or I have. Negroes are not fully human. They are a distant relative to be sure, but they are less evolved than humans. Have you ever noticed how similar Negroes are to the apes in a zoo. It's no coincidence.

    11. Re:no, no, you don't understand... by jusdisgi · · Score: 1

      Wait...how is that not free? I don't get it...I mean, sure, the license doesn't force other people to keep *derivative works* free, but so what? Does that somehow restrict you? Does the fact that Microsoft can use BSD code in Windows (and does) somehow infringe upon the freedom of the BSD I run? No. The software has still been made available on extremely permissive terms...it's still free software.

      In fact, it's more free than GPL software....the GPL places lots of restrictions on distribution, impairing the user or developer's freedoms.

      In other words, just because bsd-style licensors let people relicense the software doesn't mean the original software, while bsd-licensed, isn't free. It's the fact that *it* (and not necessarily anything added to it by other parties) was available at least once under that license...that's what makes it free.

      BTW, yeah, I have an openbsd firewall, and two freebsd servers. And a bunch of linux desktops, including the one I work on all day. As it happens, I personally like the GPL approach better, mostly because of ideological issues with the software industry. But I can see both sides...lots of folks don't see any reason to keep people from commercializing their work. It's their work; I say let 'em.

      --
      Given a choice between free speech and free beer, most people will take the beer.
    12. Re:no, no, you don't understand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Let's get real for a minute.

      Outside of a few socially backward dweebs, no one, but no one, uses BSD.

      Yes it's dead. The BSD zealots need to wake up and smell the coffee.
      They also need to shower, brush their teeth, lose 100 lbs, and get a life.

    13. Re:no, no, you don't understand... by jusdisgi · · Score: 2

      Ordinarily I would just let this go. But this guy is such a total cocksucker, I think I'll feel just a bit less disgusted if I dismantle his post.

      "They don't have the same brain power that you or I have."

      --Right. Like the brain power to detect dripping sarcasm in the parent post, as neither of you did? Or to notice its obvious relation to the story 4 down from this one? Or like the brain power required to see the fact that Blacks/Whites/Asians/etc. are actually *different species*? Man, that one even has the entirety of the scientific community fooled; you must be fucking brilliant!

      "They are a distant relative to be sure, but they are less evolved than humans."

      --What about my friend, a white man, his wife, who is black, and their daughter? Is she black, or white? And if she's black, does that make her a "distant relative" to her father? And while we're at it, doesn't the child by definition have to be "more evolved" than the parent? I mean, the child receives the full evolution inherent in the parent's genes, plus one more random resequencing.

      "Have you ever noticed how similar Negroes are to the apes in a zoo."

      --Have you ever noticed how questions tend to end with question marks? However, if you want to find out who's the more apeish, let's compare:

      1)They say that, given infinite time, a thousand monkeys with typewriters would write A Song Flung Up to Heaven by Maya Angelou.

      2)By contrast, one braindead monkey could come up with your post while eating bugs out of your mother's hair.

      "by Anonymous Coward"

      --Got that right. Could have said "by Anonymous white-trash bitch who's daddy should have pulled out and left him as a cumstain on the backseat of his pinto."

      --
      Given a choice between free speech and free beer, most people will take the beer.
    14. Re:no, no, you don't understand... by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      Holy cow! Where have you been all of these years! Has anyone ever told you that you are a true-blue absolutely amazing genius!

      Code is the implementation of design, fucktard. No matter what your UML diagram says, one or more bugs in critical parts of a design can lead to a security breach...

      --
      Conformity is the jailer of freedom and enemy of growth. -JFK
    15. Re:no, no, you don't understand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, dumbass, as you don't understand one bit about security, don't argue with those who do.

      Your so called understanding of design is frightening, hope you never work on system level stuff.

  10. Re:How RedHat's Linux Can Defeat Micr$oft's Windoz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Are you troll enough for a penile implant?

  11. Just keeping OpenBSD from dying it seems.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    .."OpenBSD 3.4 a little early and protect yourself from ghosts and goblins"

    So you are saying that OpenBSD is dead then?

  12. FreeBSD isn't dead by lanswitch · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    it just smells funny.

    1. Re:FreeBSD isn't dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please go use some Linux and clean up so you stop smelling your own funk, M-kay

  13. A message from Theo by Billly+Gates · · Score: -1, Troll
    RTFM!!

    Its our new motto for OpenBSD.

    1. Re:A message from Theo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Its our new motto for OpenBSD.

      That should be "Only 3 remote root exploits in the default install, IN SEVEN YEARS!!" I think they forgot to update their website though to acknowledge the fact that OpenSSH had a nice big gaping remote exploit a couple months ago.

    2. Re:A message from Theo by Krunch · · Score: 2, Interesting
      From http://openbsd.org/errata33.html
      All versions of OpenSSH's sshd prior to 3.7 contain a buffer management error. It is unclear whether or not this bug is exploitable.
      No exploit was publicly availiable before it has been fixed (AFAIK).
      --
      No GNU has been Hurd during the making of this comment.
    3. Re:A message from Theo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it is:

      RTFMA.

    4. Re:A message from Theo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Elegy For *BSD


      I am a *BSD user
      and I try hard to be brave
      That is a tall order
      *BSD's foot is in the grave.

      I tap at my toy keyboard
      and whistle a happy tune
      but keeping happy's so hard,
      *BSD died so soon.

      Each day I wake and softly sob
      Nightfall finds me crying
      Not only am I a zit faced slob
      but *BSD is dying.


    5. Re:A message from Theo by ryanr · · Score: 1

      At most 2, if the first one found is shown to be exploitable at some point. The other one was in the portable (i.e. non-OpenBSD) version of OpenSSH only.

    6. Re:A message from Theo by mirabilos · · Score: 4, Informative

      The two bugs you mention, weren't actually bugs
      in OpenBSD.

      * one was a bug in PAM and most GNU vendors
      * one is a bug, but can't be exploited due to
      W^X, propolice, NXSTACK, NXHEAP and friends.

      Heck, I've tried the gobbles exploit again
      against OpenBSD-2.9-OpenSSH where it worked
      back then. It failed to run due to these four.

      --
      My Karma isn't excellent, damn it! (And /. still does not get UTF-8 right in 2012. Wow.)
    7. Re:A message from Theo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bones said it best:It's dead, Jim.

    8. Re:A message from Theo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You, know, outside of a few socially backward dweebs, no one, but no one, uses BSD.

      Yes it's dead. The BSD zealots need to wake up and smell the coffee.
      They also need to shower, brush their teeth, lose 100 lbs, and get a life.

    9. Re:A message from Theo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do bugs really matter when it's dead anyway? I don't think so.

  14. OpenBSD is crap, heres why - vermillion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Use FreeBSD instead. Or if its old and shitty and single processor, use NetBSD. OpenBSD is fucking hype. The only good thing about it is SSH. Its performance sucks and its the only non SMP BSD left.

    Theo, you are a jerk, and no one likes working with you. The NetBSD guys were assholes to kick you out, but whine all you want about that, OpenBSD sucks. Sorry. I tried several times to give OpenBSD a chance. Sorry, pal, "secure" is a relative term even for you mist priv sep zealot (nice job hackin in privsep and causing a root exploit) and trojaned tarballs.

    Good job, Rat. We dont care aboutn OpenBSD. FreeBSD or die.

    the whole fucking thing a half assed fork of NetBSD.

    At least FreeBSD is original. (oh, and scalable, faster, more featured, has better ports, is secure -i dont know what the fuck or how the fuck SSH is better on OBSD, is coherent and respectful of 4.4BSD without being a fucking lunatic and keeping the shit that should have gone years ago there

    Theo de Craap. He stole SSH from Tatu, OpenBSD from NetBSD, most of the drivers from FreeBSD. The pf/ipf series was probably inspired by work done elsewhere since he set a precedent for being incapable of being original, or better.

    1. Re:OpenBSD is crap, heres why - vermillion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

      whoever modded this a troll is a freakin pussy...itz teh truth

    2. Re:OpenBSD is crap, heres why - vermillion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Feeling better now?

    3. Re:OpenBSD is crap, heres why - vermillion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Theo, you are a jerk

      And a Canadian, too.

  15. IT FRIED MY LG CDROM! by 1337+Apple+Zealot · · Score: -1, Troll

    Freaking shit, why does every operating system want to do that! Time to go back up to PC world..

  16. I want the world to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    That I am dumb.

  17. BSD is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant
    It is official; Netcraft confirms: *BSD is dying

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered *BSD community when IDC confirmed that *BSD market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.

    FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time FreeBSD developers Jordan Hubbard and Mike Smith only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: FreeBSD is dying.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS dilettante dbblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.

    Fact: *BSD is dying

    1. Re:BSD is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      You too will die screaming, with your whole family I hope.

  18. *BSD is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant
    It is official; Netcraft now confirms: *BSD is dying

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered *BSD community when IDC confirmed that *BSD market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.

    FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time FreeBSD developers Jordan Hubbard and Mike Smith only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: FreeBSD is dying.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS dilettante dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.

    Fact: *BSD is dying

  19. Will they make a tablet PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one, would like security on my Tablet, so will they make a Tablet version of OpenBSD?

    1. Re:Will they make a tablet PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I for one, would like security on my Tablet

      I'd like security *for* my tablets. My goddamned roommates keep stealing them when I'm asleep.

    2. Re:Will they make a tablet PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

      A tablet for OpenBSD? Sure. It's called potassium cyanide.

  20. What We Can Learn From BSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    What We Can Learn From BSD
    By Chinese Karma Whore, Version 1.0

    Everyone knows about BSD's failure and imminent demise. As we pore over the history of BSD, we'll uncover a story of fatal mistakes, poor priorities, and personal rivalry, and we'll learn what mistakes to avoid so as to save Linux from a similarly grisly fate.

    Let's not be overly morbid and give BSD credit for its early successes. In the 1970s, Ken Thompson and Bill Joy both made significant contributions to the computing world on the BSD platform. In the 80s, DARPA saw BSD as the premiere open platform, and, after initial successes with the 4.1BSD product, gave the BSD company a 2 year contract.

    These early triumphs would soon be forgotten in a series of internal conflicts that would mar BSD's progress. In 1992, AT&T filed suit against Berkeley Software, claiming that proprietary code agreements had been haphazardly violated. In the same year, BSD filed countersuit, reciprocating bad intentions and fueling internal rivalry. While AT&T and Berkeley Software lawyers battled in court, lead developers of various BSD distributions quarreled on Usenet. In 1995, Theo de Raadt, one of the founders of the NetBSD project, formed his own rival distribution, OpenBSD, as the result of a quarrel that he documents on his website. Mr. de Raadt's stubborn arrogance was later seen in his clash with Darren Reed, which resulted in the expulsion of IPF from the OpenBSD distribution.

    As personal rivalries took precedence over a quality product, BSD's codebase became worse and worse. As we all know, incompatibilities between each BSD distribution make code sharing an arduous task. Research conducted at MIT found BSD's filesystem implementation to be "very poorly performing." Even BSD's acclaimed TCP/IP stack has lagged behind, according to this study.

    Problems with BSD's codebase were compounded by fundamental flaws in the BSD design approach. As argued by Eric Raymond in his watershed essay, The Cathedral and the Bazaar, rapid, decentralized development models are inherently superior to slow, centralized ones in software development. BSD developers never heeded Mr. Raymond's lesson and insisted that centralized models lead to 'cleaner code.' Don't believe their hype - BSD's development model has significantly impaired its progress. Any achievements that BSD managed to make were nullified by the BSD license, which allows corporations and coders alike to reap profits without reciprocating the goodwill of open-source. Fortunately, Linux is not prone to this exploitation, as it is licensed under the GPL.

    The failure of BSD culminated in the resignation of Jordan Hubbard and Michael Smith from the FreeBSD core team. They both believed that FreeBSD had long lost its earlier vitality. Like an empire in decline, BSD had become bureaucratic and stagnant. As Linux gains market share and as BSD sinks deeper into the mire of decay, their parting addresses will resound as fitting eulogies to BSD's demise.

  21. Its dead, Jim by Michael's+a+Jerk! · · Score: -1

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    --

    I'm not Seth.

    1. Re:Its dead, Jim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

      d00d u r0X0r that's some funny shit

  22. Bob Hope joins the "B" team by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    We must report with a heavy heart that Bob "I'm still dead" Hope has gone on to join the "B" team. As you all may know, BSD has been part of the "B" team for quite some time.

    The Year of Our Lord 2003 has been a particularly bad year for the "B"s,

    • Bob Hope
    • Buddy Ebsen
    • Buddy Hackett
    • Barry White
    • BSD
    This honored list of dead is but a small token of adieu from the many fans of the deceased.
    These dead were truly some American Icons. They will be missed.
  23. Lights out, pard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Somewhere, in a lonely hospital room,
    *BSD is dying
  24. OpenBSD is INSECURE, try Cryptech RAP BSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    How can anyone trust an operating system like OpenBSD when its insecure, come on it still has a root account, You obvoously haven't used Cryptech Radicacally Advanced PowerBSD. This operating system uses the "swallow the key" principle. Once installed, you are pernemently in a sandbox, with NO WAY to get root access becasue THERE IS NONE, For extra security the Installation CDROM has a built in Self destruct mechanism. Once It installs it scans a special diode embedded into the disk and destroys the CDROM. No one has managed to hack a Cryptech RAP BSD box, and I have ran one connected to the Internet on a high volume site (10,000,000 hits a month) which publishes controversail material. Noone out of the THOUSANDS of kiddies have manged to get in so far, and good riddance.

    1. Re:OpenBSD is INSECURE, try Cryptech RAP BSD by bo0ork · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Oh my, how can someone moderate a joke "informative"? Cryptech Radicacally Advanced PowerBSD -- C.R.A.P. And misspelt crap, as well.

      --
      Does everything include nothing?
    2. Re:OpenBSD is INSECURE, try Cryptech RAP BSD by udippel · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      How could someone *ever* mod this to 'informative', with a score of *one* ?

      Tastes *are* different; but maximum here might be a 5 for *funny*. And this is what it's supposed to be, 65 years after the Invasion From Mars.
      Cryptech RAP BAD (in short CRAP BAD) is a possible contender. The best part is the diode for self-destruction and the controversail material.

      Seems, CRAP BSD comes without spell-checker !?

    3. Re:OpenBSD is INSECURE, try Cryptech RAP BSD by udippel · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Damn, why did I write so much instead of getting the first post here, at least !!

    4. Re:OpenBSD is INSECURE, try Cryptech RAP BSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

      Gee, you're so smart to figure that out. Does it make you feel good, being so much smarter than everyone else? Or do you really despise yourself for being a fat closet faggot with a masturbation problem, who needs to point out the obvious in public forums, hoping for a mod-point to keep from killing yourself?

    5. Re:OpenBSD is INSECURE, try Cryptech RAP BSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      HAHAhaahahhaha are you one of the suckers who didn't get the joke?

      Feeling bitter and stupid now or just plain old stupid?

      If English isn't your first language then missing the joke is forgivable but being an ass about it still makes you bitter.

    6. Re:OpenBSD is INSECURE, try Cryptech RAP BSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mac OS X doesn't come with a root account by default. You actually have to create one after the OS installs if you want one. :-P

  25. OpenBSD song by Malcolm+Scott · · Score: 5, Informative

    And make sure you listen to the release song too. It's great :-)

    1. Re:OpenBSD song by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      men the music is fuking great, the way it deals with the novel about the Darpa funding

      He says "Give me your freedom,
      I'll grasp it and pass it to brass
      who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.
      And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash
      happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".
      No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom
      and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'


      heeh

      The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one
      And took back all the booty
      Puff intended for the poor
      The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar


      the chorus its amazing, that tune will be in my head for a long long time, makes anyone cry with the purity of the words.

      And the rap is so cool too. I wonder how they got eminem to perform for them!?

      "they call it BBBBeeee SSSSeeeee Deeeeeee......"

    2. Re:OpenBSD song by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sort of proves what we knew all along: OpenBSD is Ghey

  26. *BSD Sux0rs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    In a startling turn of events today, a previously little-known fact came into the public eye: "*BSD Sux0rs". This came as a complete surprise to the BUWLA, or BSD Users With Large Assholes, as they previously thought that *BSD 0wned.

    "You see, even though I have never contributed code to any BSD project, I thought it was my duty to be a big asshole to others which don't use the OS I do, because it just 0wnz.", said one FreeBSD user. "Now that I know it sux0rs, though, I have to go find something else to be an asshole about."

    One notorious OpenBSD fanatic known as WideOpen, told reporters, "I have to kill myself. This isn't how it was supposed to happen. My BSD has always been the best, and shouting that opinion in other people's faces at every chance I got has been my only hobby. It was all I ever did. It was what got me out of bed in the morning. Now I have to die. I will jam my bedpost up my ass until I hit my brain. It is the only way to go: BSD style."

    In the volatile world of operating systems anything can happen. "At least we don't sux0r as much as Windows users", BigAzz, a relatively well-known NetBSD user said. "Screaming things in people's faces is my calling. Now I need to scream that BSD sux0rs. What a sad world. At least I won't kill myself like those uber-asshole OpenBSD guys. They are just way over the top. Or were, at least."

    Nobody knows for sure what the future holds for the state of operating systems, but with Netcraft confirming the sux0r status, *BSD users all over the world will have to stick something else up their asses from now on or risk looking even more gay than they used to.

  27. Thoughts on security by arvindn · · Score: 5, Interesting
    From the release notes:
    Thousands of occurrences of unsafe library calls such as strcpy(), strcat() and sprintf() have been changed to the safer alternatives strlcpy(), strlcat(), and snprintf() or asprintf() in one of the most intensive audits yet performed by the OpenBSD project. The kernel is now completely free of these functions, as is most of the userland source tree.
    That's certainly a good thing, but it raises the question of why they were there in the first place. I mean, everyone's known for ages that these are unsecure, and the manpage lists it a bug etc. Of course its a pain to keep track of the length of each string (making them fixed size is not always feasible), but I would have expected that in kernel level code convenience would take the back seat.

    Note: this is purely an academic question, it is not my intention to critisize anyone, but just to learn why these things happen, not being a very experienced programmer myself.

    1. Re:Thoughts on security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hmm. That bit about "library calls" parses like bull sh*t,
      "The kernel is now completely free of these functions . . ."
      Whoever wrote that "library calls" are used by the kernel is severely mixed up.
    2. Re:Thoughts on security by OttoM · · Score: 4, Informative

      The kernel has its own set of library functions, aptly named "the kernel library". This kernel library included strcpy() and strcat(), but not aymore.

    3. Re:Thoughts on security by __past__ · · Score: 5, Insightful
      That's certainly a good thing, but it raises the question of why they were there in the first place. I mean, everyone's known for ages that these are unsecure, and the manpage lists it a bug etc.
      You realize that OpenBSD is not a clean-room reimplementation of Unix? Most of the code is probably simply ages old, probably older than strlcpy and friends, or the OpenBSD project itself. Obviously, there was a time where programmers thought gets would be a useful function...
    4. Re:Thoughts on security by donhav · · Score: 2, Informative

      A openBSD release contains far, far more than just the kernel its all the userland as well. IE: things like grep and diff and csh. There are hundreds of these programs. The OpenBSd team puts a lot of effort into making the whole release secure not just the kernel.

    5. Re:Thoughts on security by dmiller · · Score: 4, Informative

      Note thst strcpy() and friends _can_ be used safely, and the usage of the ones in the tree before the removal had been audited at least once. For example, the following construct is safe (assuming you check the malloc return):

      len = strlen(foo) + 1;
      bar = malloc(len);
      strcpy(bar, foo);

      But is was easier to just banish them from the tree entirely, so that it is easier to grep for potentially unsafe ones when new code is imported.

    6. Re:Thoughts on security by Pierre · · Score: 2, Funny

      what we're not supposed to use strcpy?

    7. Re:Thoughts on security by hey · · Score: 2, Informative

      I can't think of any way to use gets() safely.

      s = malloc(INFINITY);
      gets(s);

    8. Re:Thoughts on security by sphealey · · Score: 1
      That's certainly a good thing, but it raises the question of why they were there in the first place. I mean, everyone's known for ages that these are unsecure, and the manpage lists it a bug etc.
      Two factors. First, there is a difference between "dangerous" and "unsafe". Explosives are dangerous but they are used safely on construction sites every day.

      Second, there is also danger in changing code that is known to work. I read a quote once from the IBM guy responsible for the core of IBM's MVS mainframe OS: "old code is good code". If it is known to be working, even if it uses dangerous tools, it is better to leave it be while you study the situation carefully and replace the dangerous (but not necessarily unsafe) tools in a controlled manner.

      sPh

    9. Re:Thoughts on security by zangdesign · · Score: 1

      Considering the times we live in now, where every little asshat is trying to get into your computer by any means possible, sometimes for no better reason than because they can, it is probably best to remove the old code that may be exploited.

      At least until they make hacking punishable by instant death.

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    10. Re:Thoughts on security by damballah · · Score: 1

      Does the linux kernel still have those occurences of strcpy(), etc?

    11. Re:Thoughts on security by ^BR · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Too lazy (or too dumb) to use grep(1)?

      Yes there are (a lot of them). It does not means that there are security holes because of it it's just that's it's way easier to make a safety error using strcpy() than using strlcpy(). And in fact a systematic effort to eliminate those is the occasion to revisit some code long forgotten and to fix other things on the way...

      % grep -r -l strcpy linux-2.6.0-test9
      linux-2.6.0-test9/drivers/i2c/busses/i2c-ibm_iic.c
      linux-2.6.0-test9/drivers/net/8139too.c
      linux-2.6.0-test9/drivers/net/sk98lin/skproc.c
      linux-2.6.0-test9/drivers/net/sk98lin/skge.c
      linux-2.6.0-test9/drivers/net/sk98lin/skvpd.c
      linux-2.6.0-test9/drivers/net/tulip/de4x5.c
      linux-2.6.0-test9/drivers/net/tulip/xircom_tulip_c b.c
      linux-2.6.0-test9/drivers/net/tulip/winbond-840.c
      linux-2.6.0-test9/drivers/net/tulip/tulip_core.c
      linux-2.6.0-test9/drivers/net/tulip/xircom_cb.c
      linux-2.6.0-test9/drivers/net/tulip/de2104x.c
      linux-2.6.0-test9/drivers/net/tulip/dmfe.c
      linux-2.6.0-test9/drivers/net/wireless/wl3501_cs.c
      linux-2.6.0-test9/drivers/net/wireless/airo.c
      linux-2.6.0-test9/drivers/net/wireless/atmel.c
      linux-2.6.0-test9/drivers/net/wireless/ray_cs.c
      linux-2.6.0-test9/drivers/net/wireless/atmel_cs.c
      linux-2.6.0-test9/drivers/net/wireless/wavelan_cs. c
      [ ... plenty more ... ]

    12. Re:Thoughts on security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Too lazy (or too dumb) to use grep(1)?"

      Figures that someone would be an asshole about this. Perhaps the guy doesn't use Linux and it's a pain in the ass to go download all the source, uncompress it, and then grep it out when there's someone that already knows the answer to this simple question?

      Sheesh, grow up.

    13. Re:Thoughts on security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah dude, you might want to check the return value of malloc there.

      #define YOU bar
      #define DONKEY NULL

      like this:

      YOU == DONKEY

    14. Re:Thoughts on security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize that OpenBSD is not a clean-room reimplementation of Unix?

      SCO will probably claim they own it as well :)

    15. Re:Thoughts on security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad gets() wasn't in the list from the release notes.

      Still, it's very difficult to use sprintf safely except in trivial cases.

    16. Re:Thoughts on security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please do tell us why a kernel couldn't call up into a user space library?

      You're not nearly as clever as you think you are.

    17. Re:Thoughts on security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah dude, you might want to actually read the post there.

    18. Re:Thoughts on security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For example, the following construct is safe (assuming you check the malloc return):
      len = strlen(foo) + 1;
      bar = malloc(len);
      strcpy(bar, foo);


      It's unsafe if foo is not null-terminated. You'd have to track that string back to whereever it was initialized/input, and make sure it got null-terminated (be sure to check for off-by-one errors).

    19. Re:Thoughts on security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A toxin released by the bacteria that cause traveller's diarrhea and chronic diarrhea in developing countries may also slow the growth of colorectal cancer, researchers said Monday. The protective effect of the toxin from the E. coli bacterium responsible for traveller's diarrhea may explain why rates of colorectal cancer are lowest in countries with the highest rates of infection with the bacteria.

    20. Re:Thoughts on security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's unsafe if foo is not null-terminated. You'd have to track that string back to whereever it was initialized/input, and make sure it got null-terminated (be sure to check for off-by-one errors).

      If it's not null terminated, it's not a string (by C's definition). Anyway, strlcpy() is the same way. From the FreeBSD manpage: "Also note that strlcpy() and strlcat() only operate on true ``C'' strings. This means that for strlcpy() src must be NUL-terminated".

      At some point, you have to put constraints on what you do. free() could be considered unsafe if you do silly things like char *x; free(x); Just the same, strlcpy() (and strcpy() as used in the grandparent post) could be considered unsafe if you don't pass a string. So we say, "you must pass a valid pointer that was acquired from malloc()/calloc()/realloc() to free()", and we say "you must pass a string to strcpy()/strlcpy()".

    21. Re:Thoughts on security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
      Who cares. FreeBSD is D E A D

      Think about that for a change of pace.

    22. Re:Thoughts on security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
      _past_writes:
      "You realize that OpenBSD is not a clean-room reimplementation of Unix?"
      I realize that OpenBSD is dying.

      Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

    23. Re:Thoughts on security by dmiller · · Score: 1

      You are right, but you can use width specifiers, e.g. sprintf(bar, "(%.10s)\n", foo);

    24. Re:Thoughts on security by multi+io · · Score: 1
      I can't think of any way to use gets() safely.

      You just have to ensure externally that stdin fulfils specific constraints (EOF or '\0' among the next N characters, for some known N). This may well be possible, for example if you've redirected stdin to a trusted file with known contents, or your program is at the receiving end of an internal pipe in a larger system of trusted interoperating programs you've all written yourself, so you know exactly how stdin looks.

    25. Re:Thoughts on security by tmp_user · · Score: 1

      > Most of the code is probably simply ages old, probably older than strlcpy and friends, or the OpenBSD project itself.

      Considering that Todd Miller and Theo de Raadt implemented strl* in 1996 ( http://www.courtesan.com/todd/papers/strlcpy.html ) and OpenBSD was forked from NetBSD in '95 (which is quite old itself ( http://netbsd.org/Misc/history.html )) I'd say that that's an understatement...

    26. Re:Thoughts on security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Theo ain't shit, walking, flying, or crawling.

      He ain't shit.

    27. Re:Thoughts on security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When it come to insight, Bones said it best: It's dead, Jim

    28. Re:Thoughts on security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Outside of a few socially backward dweebs, no one, but no one, uses BSD.

      Yes it's dead. The BSD zealots need to wake up and smell the coffee.
      They also need to shower, brush their teeth, lose 100 lbs, and get a life.

    29. Re:Thoughts on security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A tourist bus skidded off a mountain road and fell into a gorge in western India, killing 22 people and injuring 30 others, Press Trust of India news agency said Sunday. The accident occurred just before midnight Saturday on a mountain road near Mahabaleshwar, a hill resort 95 miles southeast of Bombay, said PTI quoting police. The driver of the bus was negotiating a bend in the road when he lost control of the vehicle which skidded and crashed into a gorge, nearly 200 feet below. Residents of nearby villages and authorities found 22 bodies. BSD was among the dead.

  28. mod parent down by Krunch · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    All it says is "BSD is dying".

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    No GNU has been Hurd during the making of this comment.
  29. *BSD is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Who doesn't know that *BSD is dying? Why, it is a given that if you are tuned in to industry trends, that it is hard to escape the cold hard facts: *BSD is dying.

    Indeed it is common knowledge that ever hapless *BSD continues to be mired in an irrecoverable and mortifying tangle of fatal trouble. It is perhaps anybody's guess as to which *BSD is the worst off of an admittedly suffering *BSD community. The numbers continue to decline for *BSD but FreeBSD may be hurting the most. Look at the cold numbers. The erosion of user base for FreeBSD continues in a dizzying, head spinning downward spiral.

    OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD, another dying variant. How many users of BSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    All major marketing surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among hobbyist dilettante dabblers. In truth, for all practical purposes *BSD is already dead. It is a dead man walking.

    Fact: *BSD is dying

  30. Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    This is a troll honeypot. I'd like to warn my fellow trolls: This article is just a simulation to get your IP-address, MAC-adresses and your trolling license number. Congress just passed a law that gives ISPs the right to surgically remove the testicles of newsgroup-posters when it is obvious that an allergic reaction to a mix of certain hormones is causing them to write annoying messages against their will. I sent this info to slashdot three days ago, but they're holding back the article to catch as many trolls as they can. Please trust me and stay away for at least 6 months. I will post again, when it is safe, and I will then lead the davastating counterstrike against the slashdot facilities. At this time just wait and reform our troops.

    The Brainbug.

    1. Re:Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, the plan didn't work. When I tried to scare away the trolls from the site, I was shot by friendly fire. Nice job, mods.

  31. Why the delay? by stu_coates · · Score: 1

    Looks like the announcement has been delayed a little as I've had the OpenBSD3.4 CDs for over a week now, ordered from the OpenBSD online store!

    1. Re:Why the delay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      aren't you just special.

      i hope you choke.

    2. Re:Why the delay? by Krunch · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think people who order the CD get it before it is availiable from FTP. The FTP release was set for November 1 but it was changed to October 30. http://deadly.org/article.php3?sid=20031030183459& mode=flat

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      No GNU has been Hurd during the making of this comment.
    3. Re:Why the delay? by ryanr · · Score: 2

      Me too. I had pre-ordered 3.4 a month or so ago when the idiots were crowing about the OpenSSH patches, as a way to support the OpenBSD project. I think they showed up last weekend.

      Buy the CDs people, and support the project. Plus, you get the OpenBSD songs in full Redbook glory, and stickers!

    4. Re:Why the delay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Larry Wall is not a computer scientist so he designed an ugly mish-mash of a language that is write-only. It is almost impossible to decipher a Perl script 6 months after it has been written.

      What is even more ironic is that Larry fancies himself some sort of "linguist" or "English" major. He went to college and read a couple books on Shakespeare so now he thinks he is some kind of language expert. Well it doesn't work that way.

      Take a look at Perl. Does it look like it was designed by anyone who knew anything about the English language? No, it doesn't. It honest-to-God looks like it was designed by someone who was an Egyptian hieroglyphics major who spent all his free time watching Star Trek -- in other words, someone completely disconnected with reality.

    5. Re:Why the delay? by puff+the+barbarian · · Score: 1, Informative
      and stickers!

      Sadly, my OBSD3.4 CD set included no stickers. Did anyone else get deprived of their stickers?
    6. Re:Why the delay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
      *yawn* - Ho hum. FreeBSD is D E A D

      Think about that for a change of pace.

  32. Pot, meet kettle. Kettle, pot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Go on and look at Chirac as the leader of the EU. We'll continue to laugh at you.

    Go on and look at Bush as the leader of the US. I think the joke's on you...

    1. Re:Pot, meet kettle. Kettle, pot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Go on and look at Bush as the leader of the US. I think the joke's on you...

      Some representatives from the national security services will arrive shortly to discuss this with you. Don't move, the drones are overhead already.

  33. Er... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... how did this get voted "informative"?

  34. From the changelog by debilo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Remove unlicensed MATH_EMULATE code (written by some guy named Torvalds) from the kernel, leaving only the GNU emulation code for the moment.

    Gotta love that.

    1. Re:From the changelog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So is it zealotry, or do they really have a superior replacement?

      Zealotry would mean they didn't bother to ask that "guy named Torvalds" if he'd be willing to put a compatible license on it. They just went "oo! Linux bad! Kill! Kill!"

      Now, if they had a superior replacement, that would be a different story, but the way their changelog is worded, it doesn't look like it to me.

    2. Re:From the changelog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You don't understand the *bsd license.

      It is 100% incompatible with the GPL.

      Code can not be released under both.

      It doesn't matter how good or bad the Torald's code is. That has nothing to do with it.

      Shortcut description: bsd code is truly free as in free-for-any-use-just-put-our-notice-on-it but gpl code is only free as in free-but-only-if-you-give-us-any-changes-and-any-o ther-code-that-interacts-too-closely-with-ours.

  35. smell of the *BSD ghetto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    BSD you grow in the ghetto, living second rate
    And your eyes will sing a song of deep hate.
    The places you play and where you stay
    Looks like one great big alley way.
    You'll admire all the numberbook takers,
    Thugs, BSD pimps and pushers, and the big money makers.
  36. MY COCK WAS RAMMIN' IN HER PUSSY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I JUST USED A CITY BUS AND I SAW THIS CHICK, 19 YEARS OLD, AND I WAS UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL AND I GOT THE COURAGE TO SAY HER 'HEY, YOU LOOK NICE. CAN I FUCK YOU?' AND YOU KNOW WHAT??? SHE SAYS 'YES!'. SO I JUST LIKE FUCKED HER 15 MINUTES AGO... THAT CUTE BARELY LEGAL BITCH WAS JUMPING ON MY COCK!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!! IT WAS THIS EASY TO GET SOME PUSSY OF A GOOD LOOKIN' BITCH!!! I'M 30 YEARS OLD FAT SYSADMIN BUT I JUST GOT SOME PUSSY OF SO FUCKING GOOD LOOKING BITCH!!!!

  37. SYSADMIN JUST GOT LAID!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I JUST USED A CITY BUS AND I SAW THIS CHICK, 19 YEARS OLD, AND I WAS UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL AND I GOT THE COURAGE TO SAY HER 'HEY, YOU LOOK NICE. CAN I FUCK YOU?' AND YOU KNOW WHAT??? SHE SAYS 'YES!'. SO I JUST LIKE FUCKED HER 15 MINUTES AGO... THAT CUTE BARELY LEGAL BITCH WAS JUMPING ON MY COCK!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!! IT WAS THIS EASY TO GET SOME PUSSY OF A GOOD LOOKIN' BITCH!!! I'M 30 YEARS OLD FAT SYSADMIN BUT I JUST GOT SOME PUSSY OF SO FUCKING GOOD LOOKING BITCH!!!! FUCK!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED TO ME!!!!!

  38. Re:How RedHat's Linux Can Defeat Micr$oft's Windoz by unixformat · · Score: -1, Troll

    "My friend says that FreeBSD stole the TCP/IP stack from DOS a long time ago and Microsoft is always looking for revenge for that." You should research before you post, FreeBSD developed TCP/IP and the same TCP/IP is used by Microsoft, and it wasnt stolen by anyone. You should learn about the licencing of GPL, BSD and MPL etc If you think you know how to beat Microsoft, you may use the GPL to your advantage and set up your own Linux company.

  39. Unfortunately by Ryvar · · Score: 5, Informative

    Unlike 3.3, which made it months before a single security-related patch was issued, 3.4 LAUNCHES with 3 such patches.

    That said, it's such a huge release in terms of changes made (x86 Write or eXecute memory pages, for one) that it's more than worth the upgrade.

    As with most such fundamental updates to OBSD, though, I expect this release to be significantly patchier than the last couple.

    --Ryv

    1. Re:Unfortunately by braddeicide · · Score: 2, Informative

      Its been released with patches cause its already a month old before its released onto ftp

    2. Re:Unfortunately by KrispyKringle · · Score: 1

      I only see one security patch and two reliability patches. And all of these patches are for vulnerabilities affecting 3.3, which are so recent they simply had not been fixed in the 3.4 release. I don't see that as a very big deal. When you first install RedHat from CD, even if you just downloaded the ISO, you better well patch from the Internet.

  40. Re:How RedHat's Linux Can Defeat Micr$oft's Windoz by DaEMoN128 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I am pretty sure that TCP/IP was developed by the millitary. They needed a better protocol. What you said is true though, BSD and Microsoft did develop the implementations that they use in thier OS's at the same time. I think both tcp and ip have been around since the 70's though (just in use at DoD and not majorly on arpa net, but I could be wrong). Am I correct, or am I making my self look terribly stupid here. PS. Dont Feed The Trolls! :)

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  41. Europe is living through fascism it now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "here in "europe", we've already been through fascism. we'll see you if you ever get out the other side"

    Europe is living through it now, while America is fighting against fascism.

    Anti-semitism is alive and well in today's Vichy France and Nazi Germany. The governments in much of Europe control and run too much of private matters, such as health care and media.

    1. Re:Europe is living through fascism it now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
      Anti-semitism is alive and well in today's Vichy France and Nazi Germany.

      Indeed:

      Europeans believe Israel poses the biggest threat to world peace

      What the fuck is wrong with these retards? They willingly side with a bunch of islamic terrorists who'd gladly blow Paris up with a nuke if it weren't for Israel, UK and USA keeping them from doing it.

    2. Re:Europe is living through fascism it now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Fuck Israel, fuck Islam. Let's toss all the zionists and islamic fundies in one big pit and let them slaughter each other.

    3. Re:Europe is living through fascism it now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      Europeans believe Israel poses the biggest threat to world peace

      As a non-native English speaker, I'd like to ask you why is it "the biggest threat to world peace" and not "the biggest threat to the world peace"?

      Thanks in advance.

    4. Re:Europe is living through fascism it now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what's the link with the motorolla linux phones ?

    5. Re:Europe is living through fascism it now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      offtopic, someone mod this down.

    6. Re:Europe is living through fascism it now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      World Peace could reasonably be capitalized. The sentence you quoted uses it like an ideal. Your version of it treats it like an actual thing, and would better be said as "the biggest threat to the world's peace."

    7. Re:Europe is living through fascism it now by Theatetus · · Score: 1

      Because in English abstract nouns usually do not receive the definite article [see Mosse -- accent aigu on the "e" but I'm too lazy to look up the escape code -- for a good history of that]. Hence "Man" referring to humanity in general (compare "l'homme" or "ho anthropos"), or in this case "World Peace" referring to the idea of peace in the world.

      --
      All's true that is mistrusted
    8. Re:Europe is living through fascism it now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, what's wrong with state-controlled health care? As a centr-european I can tell you I
      really like it...

    9. Re:Europe is living through fascism it now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a European I believe the study should actually be entitiled Europeans believe organised fundementalist religions pose the biggest threat to world peace. Which includes your current monkey in charge, George W. Bush.

    10. Re:Europe is living through fascism it now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think George Bush is a fundie? Wow, you people really are living under a rock.

    11. Re:Europe is living through fascism it now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eurotrash, your "civilization" is sinking into the swamps. The Muslims own you motherfuckers. Bow down and worship Allah, you teabagging poof. Put the scarf on your head and bow down to Allah.

  42. Binary format changed to ELF by snake_dad · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Be careful when upgrading from older versions of OpenBSD, the upgrade procedure for i386 is a little bit more complicated than usual. As noted here and here. There's a document describing a possible upgrade path available from 3.3 to 3.4.

    As I was lucky enough to run into this on a relatively new install I could just do a complete reinstall, but not reading the upgrade instructions can get you in a lot of trouble this time... :)

    --
    karma capped .sig seeking available Slashdot poster for long-term relationship.
    1. Re:Binary format changed to ELF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a bit stunned that they were using a.out until now. What could possibly keep them from using ELF in the past? Was it because of security concerns?

    2. Re:Binary format changed to ELF by stefanjo · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly it was because prior to the adding of W^X there were no need to switch to ELF. I could be wrong though.

    3. Re:Binary format changed to ELF by ^BR · · Score: 1

      Well, unlike under Linux, OpenBSD had shared libs in a.out already so there was no ELF features that where really needed. The main reason for going to ELF was that binutils are only well maintained for ELF and the cost of the change was inferior to the cost of maintaining a.out in binutils. And ELF binaries made W^X way easier.

    4. Re:Binary format changed to ELF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The GNU project indirectly dictates what binary format OpenBSD must use. Since OpenBSD depends on GNU gcc and g++, and since a.out is no longer supported by GNU, OpenBSD had only one choice: follow GNU or be left behind.

      Anyone who has tried to do up-to-date C++ developement on OpenBSD will welcome this change. C++ on OpenBSD has always been kludgy because of the way constructors/destructors and exceptions had to be dealt with. And the state of debuggers on OpenBSD was woefully inadequate for dealing with modern programming languages like C++. Thankfully OpenBSD is unable to support SMP or things would have been much more hairy from a debugging prespective.

      This move to ELF is the first step in getting OpenBSD into the 21st Century, development wise.

    5. Re:Binary format changed to ELF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This move to ELF is the first step in getting OpenBSD into the 21st Century, development wise

      I would say its more like the first step in getting OpenBSD into the 20th Century, really.

    6. Re:Binary format changed to ELF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux had an a.out dynamic loader for years before they switched to ELF.

      Not sure where you're getting your 'info.'

  43. Re:How RedHat's Linux Can Defeat Micr$oft's Windoz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YHBT
    YHL
    HAND

  44. Re:How RedHat's Linux Can Defeat Micr$oft's Windoz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    You're wrong. TCP/IP was developed by Berkely and later included in AT&T Unix. Microsoft's TCP/IP is derived from the Berkely (BSD) version.

  45. Mirror Operators, Report! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does anyone who runs a mirror care to describe the traffic hit that comes with the rush to download 3.4? I remember seeing the stats for the FreeBSD Walnut Creek server handling tons of traffic whenever the next version of something it was serving was released. Generally it was RedHat, ironically.

    While I order CDs to support the project, I run snapshots for many things, and being close to a mirror (OC-3 linking our sites), it takes minutes to install via ftp.

    1. Re:Mirror Operators, Report! by marcovje · · Score: 1


      There is no spike. OpenBSD as only OSS OS doesn't provide ISO's, you need to do your own final release building step, this to keep CD sales up

      Everybody downloads it homegrown ISO's from non official mirrors.

    2. Re:Mirror Operators, Report! by Homology · · Score: 1
      There is no spike. OpenBSD as only OSS OS doesn't provide ISO's, you need to do your own final release building step, this to keep CD sales up

      SuSE does the same, actually.

    3. Re:Mirror Operators, Report! by marcovje · · Score: 1


      Which is why I don't use SUSE either.

    4. Re:Mirror Operators, Report! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OpenBSD as only OSS OS doesn't provide ISO's, you need to do your own final release building step, this to keep CD sales up

      Which is wrong. I just downloaded a floppy disk image, made a floppy, and installed 3.4 over the net using the _single_ floppy. done. Now if I want to _patch_ my new system, I can get the source, and apply the patches, compile and install the changes. No ISOs needed anywhere.

      OpenBSD is the only _single_ floppy based install of the *BSD crowd, and maybe Linux for all I know. You need a network connection, and that's it. They use CD sales as the way to fund continued development.

    5. Re:Mirror Operators, Report! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fund development? wtf?

      What keeps those Linux kernel hackers going? I don't see kernel.org charging $$ for a "full" kernel distributuion.

    6. Re:Mirror Operators, Report! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see kernel.org charging $$ for a "full" kernel distributuion.

      This site is operated by the Kernel.Org Organization, Inc., a nonprofit corporation, with support from the following sponsors.

      So if OpenBSD had HP, ISC, and others providing support, it might be run a different way. As it is, you can already download a "full kernel distribution" from any of the mirrors for free.

  46. To: OpenBSD team From: Security Exploits by SuperBanana · · Score: -1, Troll
    We just couldn't wait another 2 days

    Neither will we, mwuhahaaha. I hope you enjoy releasing 3.4p1, 3.4p1.1, 3.4p1p1 and 3.4p1p1.1!

    MWUAHAHAHAH, HAHAHAHA, HAHAhahahaSNORKcoughcoughhaaaaaaaaark. Nmmm, yes.

  47. BSD is NOT Dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I have heard predictions for 15 years that BSD is dying. And more people use it today than ever before. Especially for firewalls to protect the tender Windows systems.

    With OpenBSD, FreeBSD and NetBSD in developmnet, there are alot of developers out there, more than ever before.

    BSD is like the turtle in the race with the rabbit. Not flashy, not fast but it will get there without crashing.

  48. Re:How RedHat's Linux Can Defeat Micr$oft's Windoz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    You are a fucking dumb cunt.

  49. Yes, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    it will be called the "Tombstone".

    1. Re:Yes, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought for things to be modded funny, they'd at least have to be SLIGHTLY original, guess not.
      Let me try... In soviet russia, Linux is dieing!
      Hahaha thats sure to get me a +5 rating

  50. I've had the CD for over a week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ummm...this is really old news...I've purchased the CD at my local computer book store over a week ago.

    TDz.

    1. Re:I've had the CD for over a week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, the 3.4 branch existed in cvs over a month ago. The news is the "official" release date of 11/1.

  51. Hearts of Iron and alternate history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I've been playing Hearts of Iron all day. It's a WWII strategy game on a grand strategical level. Interestingly, I managed to get Italy to ally with me (I'm playing UK) in 1937 instead of Germany.

    Let's see how it turns out. That way I could relocate the UK Mediterranean Navy to the Atlantic and when the Germany attacks France, they'll end up fighting on the Italian front as well.

  52. As seen on FARK. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    And I quote: "Theo De Raadt gobbles the wang!"

    `nuff sed.

  53. Feeding Tube Re-Inserted into BSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Oct. 23 -- BSD resumed receiving life-sustaining care yesterday in a
    Florida hospital room, but many experts said there is virtually no hope
    that it will ever recover, despite it fan boy's desperate hopes.

    "IF IT'S over a year, BSD's not ever going to get up," said Fred Plum, a
    professor emeritus at Weill Cornell College in New York. "You'd just
    don't see it. It just doesn't happen."
    BSD, 39, has been in a persistent vegetative
    state since its heart stopped for unknown reasons in 1990. A feeding
    tube in BSD's stomach was removed this past Wednesday after its husband,
    Theo De Ratt, who said his wife had told him she (BSD) would not want to
    be kept alive under such circumstances, won a long series of court
    battles to have life-sustaining nourishment withdrawn so she (BSD) could
    die.

  54. I think his question by mindstrm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    was more like
    "Given the ferocity with which the OpenBSD nazis fix things like this in their code wouldn't this sort of thing, in the kernel, be one of the first things they did?"

    Indeed, I thought this was done quite a while ago...

    1. Re:I think his question by __past__ · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe they were busy with their "security by repeated assertion" strategy before.

  55. Don't worry about the ghosts and goblins... by awarnack · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's the DAEMONS you have to worry about... (it had to be said, right? RIGHT???)

  56. Re:How RedHat's Linux Can Defeat Micr$oft's Windoz by marcovje · · Score: 1


    TCP/IP was developped for 4.3 BSD NET/2 release funded by a governmental DARPA grant.

    All other OSes borrowed from it, and Microsoft didn't steal it, since Microsoft pays taxes too.

  57. bsd wailing song (bsd fudgepacking remix) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The *BSD Wailing Song

    What's left for me to see
    In my ship I sailed so far
    What can the answer be
    Don't know what the questions are.
    And after all I've done
    Still I cannot feel the sun
    Tell me save me
    In the end our lost souls must repent.
    I must know it is for certain
    Can it be the final curtain
    As long as the wind will blow
    I'll be searching high and low.
    Who knows what's really true
    They say the end is so near
    Why are we all so cruel
    We just fill ourselves with fear.
    And heaven and hell will turn
    All that we love shall burn
    Hear me trust me
    In the end our lost sould must repent.
    I must know it is for certain
    Can it be the final curtain
    As long as the wind will blow
    I'll be searching high and low
    Final curtain
    Final curtain

  58. Has OpenBSD fixed its terrible network performance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as a story on Slashdot recently highlighted.

  59. OpenBSD is not needed by Tagren · · Score: -1, Troll

    Now when secure/good written code is not important. Windows is taking over.

  60. Linux v OpenBSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I received the email first thing in the morning from the IT department. Our network would be undergoing a major overhaul to correct the ad hoc growth it had experienced in the last year, and starting next week Internet access would be sporadic. There would also be a new firewall and security measures, replacing the old OpenBSD system I'd managed to get installed last Spring. Happy for the heads-up, I went to work right away to make sure Linux had no place on our network.

    Since the Open Source Mullet had been canned, a new threat had arisen at my workplace: the Fat Perl Hacker had assumed most of the Open Source Mullet's system and network administration duties, and it was no mystery to anyone at my workplace that he had a hard-on for Linux tucked away under his enormous, cascading gut. Since he was a major suck-up and workaholic, he had a lot more credibility than the Open Source Mullet-- this would be a real challenge for once.

    That night, I went to work on my strategy. First, I would document the changes in Linux and OpenBSD since a year ago when we last went with a security plan. Linux was still at version 2.4, while OpenBSD had raced from version 2.8 to 3.1-- a major revision! This was good so far, and I included the relevant diffs for each. I wondered what the Fat Perl Hacker was up to and pushed ahead with my preparations.

    Tuesday morning, I went to talk with the VP of Operations, who had final say on the network project. I wouldn't leave anything to chance. But after chatting with him for a few minutes, I learned of a major monkey-wrench I hadn't expected: instead of a Unix firewall system, he was planning on installing a dedicated firewall box-- running Windows XP Server. Thankful for my fortuitous social engineering, I went back to my desk and began making over my strategy to deal with this new threat. Not only would I have to deal with Linux, I'd have to eschew the Windows option now.

    Sitting in front of my iBook after work, I realized that taking on Windows XP in the same manner I was going to deal with Linux would be foolish if not wasteful. Obviously the Windows option was not about numbers, anecdotes, or experience. It was a bean-counting decision and all of the security statistics in the world wouldn't matter. Since I hadn't the foggiest about how our accountants viewed the whole operation and didn't have time to learn, I'd have implement a rapid-fire real-life assault on the Windows box, which was sitting on the VP's desk awaiting its place on the network. It was time to put on my Black Hat, and that night I stayed up until 02:00 researching Windows XP vulnerabilities. Linux would have to wait.

    With just two days before the network changeover was to take place, I marched into work Wednesday morning knowing that what I did in the next few hours would decide the fate of our network security. To my surprise, just moments after I had sat down, the Fat Perl Hacker asked me to join him for a cigarette outside-- away from the ears and eyes of the office. 15 minutes later, I was fully aware of the precarious situation I was in.

    Joining forces with the Fat Perl Hacker was something I had thought about but hadn't wanted to consider. It was a double-edged sword, and I wasn't about to kid myself. Although I am damn good, he had another full decade of experience over me and that included office politics. If we aided each other I ran the risk of pushing for Linux, even if inadvertently. And I certainly wasn't about to reveal my anti-Linux research to him. After doing some quick scheming, I agreed to help the Fat Perl Hacker dissuade the VP from using Windows XP-- but I had my own twist to what would follow after. Knowing my shortcomings, I decided to do the only thing that would give me an edge. And that was doing something that I knew better than anyone else at my office: playing dirty.

    After a power-lunch of strategizing, the Fat Perl Hacker and I went to work on cracking the Windows XP box into oblivion. We then called back

  61. Re:How RedHat's Linux Can Defeat Micr$oft's Windoz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TCP/IP was developed by Berkely under contract with DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency), as an upgrade to DARPAnet to improve on our ability to have the computer network survive a disaster (aka, Nuclear War). DARPA, of course, how now been renamed just "ARPA" to bring it out of the strictly military realm.

    Microsoft was working on MSDOS upgrades and maybe Windows 286 at the time. So, don't even *include* Microsoft in the history of TCP/IP.

  62. TCP/IP by ndavidg · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From a University of Texas CS instructor's web site:

    The Transmission Control Protocol was first formally specified in December of 1974 by Vint Cerf, Yogen Dalal and Carl Sunshine.

    The link can be found here:

    http://www.cs.utexas.edu/users/chris/think/Early_D ays_Of_TCP/index.shtml

    And supporting documentation will be found here:

    http://www.cs.utexas.edu/users/chris/think/Early_D ays_Of_TCP/Annotated_Bibliography/index.shtml

    1. Re:TCP/IP by Vint+Cerf · · Score: 1

      You know, I think you're right.

    2. Re:TCP/IP by ndavidg · · Score: 1

      It's nice to have an unbiased opinion agree.

    3. Re:TCP/IP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very funny. Are you related to Bennett Cerf?

  63. Just a thought ... by Scholasticus · · Score: 1

    Since everyone else is doing it now, why isn't there a *.torrent file for this release of OpenBSD?

  64. Hmm a troll? by Tagren · · Score: 0

    It was a joke if ya didn't get that...

    1. Re:Hmm a troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah the BSD moderators can't tolerate a good laugh or two..

  65. Um .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is 2 days old ....

  66. BSD Tombstone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    "Do not stand at my hard disk and forever weep.
    I am not there; I do not sleep.
    I am a thousand winds that blow.
    I am the diamond glints on snow.
    I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
    I am the gentle autumn's rain.
    When you reboot in the morning's hush
    I am the swift uplifting rush
    Of quiet birds in circled flight.
    I am the soft stars that shine at night.
    Do not stand at my hard disk and forever cry.
    I am not there. "

  67. WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    You can relicense the code. Look at the numerous projects out there that are avaliable under multiple licenses.

    1. Re:WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      But then what's the point of releasing it under the GPL? One could alyways take the BSDL instead and bypass the restrictions.

    2. Re:WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The point is, if you were nice enough, you might be able to convince Linus to re-relase a sliver of his code (in this case the math emulation code in question) under the BSD license.

  68. Via C3 support by Gothmolly · · Score: 3, Interesting

    1.6 Gbit/sec of AES-128? Damn, I gotta get me one of these!

    --
    I want to delete my account but Slashdot doesn't allow it.
    1. Re:Via C3 support by Homology · · Score: 5, Informative

      1.6 Gbit/sec of AES-128? Damn, I gotta get me one of these!


      This is before optimization is done, and according to Theo, this is what they are doing right now. The chip is capable of 12.5 Gbit.

    2. Re:Via C3 support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Oct. 23 -- BSD resumed receiving life-sustaining care yesterday in a
      Florida hospital room, but many experts said there is virtually no hope
      that it will ever recover, despite it fan boy's desperate hopes

      "IF IT'S over a year, BSD's not ever going to get up," said Fred Plum, a
      professor emeritus at Weill Cornell College in New York. "You'd just
      don't see it. It just doesn't happen."
      BSD, 39, has been in a persistent vegetative
      state since its heart stopped for unknown reasons in 1990. A feeding
      tube in BSD's stomach was removed this past Wednesday after its husband,
      Theo De Ratt, who said his wife had told him she (BSD) would not want to
      be kept alive under such circumstances, won a long series of court
      battles to have life-sustaining nourishment withdrawn so she (BSD) could
      die.

    3. Re:Via C3 support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
      Essentially, (and there is no gentle way to put this), BSD is dead.

      BSD is a walking corpse, putrifying on the hoof.

  69. OpenBSD has worst reputation... by yanestra · · Score: -1, Troll

    OpenBSD has worst reputation... when it comes to streamlining. Fefe has written an interesting article about BSDs' and Linux' responsiveness in various situations...

    1. Re:OpenBSD has worst reputation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...and you have the worst reputation for not knowing anything about benchmarking.

      OpenBSD is heavily optimised for security; and added security has the con of having an adverse effect on performance. now, im certainly not saying OpenBSD is slow in any way... all im saying is, it will never have the performance potential of FreeBSD. Add to that, Fefe's "benchmarks" are about scalabiliy, and are suspect at best.

    2. Re:OpenBSD has worst reputation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      OpenBSD is heavily optimised for security
      That's what they are saying... But can that be a good reason for breaking existing code (e.g. IPv6)?
  70. Re:To: OpenBSD team From: Security Exploits by ryanr · · Score: 1


    1 point for sarcasm, -2 points for not knowing that the p designation refers to the portable version of OpenSSH, not patch release.

  71. what I really want to know.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is how you got past the all-caps lameness filter. Way to go!

  72. Guess what... by ^BR · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I don't use Linux, I use OpenBSD. And I took the pain of downloading the Linux kernel just to give an accurate answer to this guy...

    Like he could have done, unless he doesn't have broadband...

    1. Re:Guess what... by damballah · · Score: 2

      Thanks for being so understanding, I don't have broadband. I figure that it would be common knowledge whether linux used safe calls to these functions or not...I didn't ask you to go through the sources, btw. You put yourself through that.

  73. Re:Just a thought ... Go buy the official CD's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Because OpenBSD does not offer any iso images for download. The official iso images are copyrighted by Theo and can only be gotten by buying the CD's or by pirating them. Or course you could make your own homebrew iso images, that's perfectly legal, and then distribute them as torrent files. But the OpenBSD project depends on CD sales to fund the continued development of the OS. Go buy the official CD's.

  74. NETCRAFT CONFIRMS: SIR HAXALOT IS DYING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    It is now official - Slashdot has confirmed: Sir Haxalot is dying

    Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Slashdot community when recently the GNAA confirmed that Sir Haxalot accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of karma-whoring posts. Coming on the heels of the latest Slashdot survey which plainly states that Sir Haxalot has lost more karma, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along: Sir Haxalot is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent First Post comprehensive trolling test.

    You don't need to be an Anonymous Coward to predict Sir Haxalot's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Sir Haxalot faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Sir Haxalot because Sir Haxalot's precious karma is dying. Things are looking very bad for Sir Haxalot. As many of us are already aware, Sir Haxalot continues to lose karma bonuses. Negative mod points flow like a river of blood. There can no longer be any doubt: Sir Haxalot is dying.

    All major surveys show that Sir Haxalot has steadily declined in Slashdot popularity. Sir Haxalot is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If Sir Haxalot is to survive at all it will be among pityful moderators. Sir Haxalot continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Sir Haxalot is dead.

    Fact: Sir Haxalot is dead

  75. Ports, Not Kernel by KrispyKringle · · Score: 1
    The quote was that "running it over the source and ports trees revealed over a hundred" uses. Now, you may be right to criticize the source tree occurrences--after all, what about that long, long time spent reviewing and auditing all the existing code (three years, if I remember right)--but the ports tree is specifically described as often unaudited and out of date. The ports tree is entirely third-party applications, and the OpenBSD project takes no responsibility for them. Things are hit or miss, and this is just a case of them hitting the mark and fixing a problem that wasn't really theirs anyway.

    OpenBSD makes a distinction between ports and packages; packages are recommended because they are maintained actively and more thoroughly audited; ports are sort of `use at your own risk'.

  76. Re:To: OpenBSD team From: Security Exploits by SuperBanana · · Score: 1
    1 point for sarcasm, -2 points for not knowing that the p designation refers to the portable version of OpenSSH, not patch release.

    Zero points for not being able to pull your head out of your ass and laugh, and for chrissakes, it was NOT a troll, it was a JOKE. Jesus you OpenBSD people are touchy.

  77. Bones said it best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    It's dead, Jim.

  78. Re:How RedHat's Linux Can Defeat Micr$oft's Windoz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually thanks to great loopholes Microsoft doesn't actually pay taxes...

  79. Re:Just a thought ... Go buy the official CD's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll go download the FreeBSD ISO's instead.

  80. Re:Just a thought ... Go buy the official CD's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and the same BSD zealots claim the BSD license is "more free" than the GPL

  81. Re:To: OpenBSD team From: Security Exploits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus you OpenBSD people are touchy.

    How true.. Just hang out on the mailing lists and see the sort of crap replies and overreactions those guys have to everything.

  82. Re:How RedHat's Linux Can Defeat Micr$oft's Windoz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..as an upgrade to DARPAnet to improve on our ability to have the computer network survive a disaster (aka, Nuclear War).

    NO

    Please stop spreading this urban myth. DARPANet was not created to survive a nuclear war. Packet switching was not invented to solve the problem of survivable networks. Stop it.

    TCP/IP was simply developed because the original NCP was poorly designed and limited the growth of the DARPANet quite badly. The NCP to TCP/IP switch over is analogous to the IPv4 to IPv6 switch over.

  83. go hack those SELinux boxes then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The ones that have the root passwd posted on port 80. And yes, the sshd is open and root can login. Still nobody has hacked those machines. And hey, they're actually running services, unlike the obsd "secure by default" but only because all the ports are closed up in the default install...
    Switch to obsd if you want to deal with big developers egos. Switch to Linux if you want to actually get shit done.

  84. C'mon OBSD!! by devphaeton · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Can't you hurry up? Look at the front page of bsd.slashdot.org....

    Freebsd released 4.9 before your 3.4!!!

    (j/k)

    On a side note, reading the 2nd or 3rd post about trojaned obsd ISOs floating around the web is really sad and upsetting. I love the open sharing of software and source code around the internet, but i always fear that someday it will be to a point that *everything* has been tampered with, essentially creating a need to look through more source code than anyone has time for. Sure we can solve this with technology (such as with MD5 Checksums) but as we create smarter verification, the internet will create smarter shitheads. I'd hate to think that it will eventually degrade into a win-some/lose-some cat-and-mouse game.

    I actually lost some sleep few months back when the GNU folks announced that their main ftp site got compromised. I realise that servers get cracked every day, but when it's gnu/linux/bsd/oss folks it feels personal.

    I'm not well acquainted with any $krYp+ KyddI3z, cr4x0rz or know what they use, but i'll be willing to bet that their OS and many of their tools are based on software from those they are attacking.

    Assholes.

    --


    do() || do_not(); // try();
    1. Re:C'mon OBSD!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agree, but in this case the solution is easy... don't install OpenBSD ISOs as they were certainly NOT released officially. Buy the CDs or install via ftp or http from an official OpenBSD mirror.

  85. And in case you think I'm bullshitting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's the page with login info:
    http://selinux.dev.gentoo.org/
    Good luck there Mr. "Linux is about as secure as Windows".

  86. Re:OpenBSD song tsarkon reports on openbsd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't a boy band, or a high school rock group! It is supposed to be a rendition of UNIX. This garage band mentality as applied to UNIX is not fun to watch, nor is it funny.

    On several occasions OpenBSD has proven to be unusable due to its horrific performance.

    I don't particularly care for the incoherent mess that is Linux, but there is no compelling reason I see to not deal with Linux over this when considering performance.

    OpenBSD is amateurish because security without performance is purely academic and is has no value, commercial or otherwise.

    I'll be sticking with FreeBSD. I tend to like the coders and the project to have serious goals and real commercial value.

    For all you fanboys out there, get a job doing something else. Sipping on a latte in a net cafe on your laptop running OpenBSD furiously sucking down the battery isn't cool. Working for a place without an air conditioner unit is also just as lame, because using deprecated PC equipment running an attempt at BSD isn't cool either. And of course, the last possibly is that you neither have a job making latte, nor work at a garage ISP, you are probably unemployed. I'd like to suggest you stay that way so the rest of us can make progress without another fumbling retard in mix.

    You. Your pathetic OpenBSD. Low low/no paid existence. Hahahahahaha.

  87. Re:OpenBSD song tsarkon reports - reviled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you are a pathetic loon tune fat sexless greasy fucking DORK.

    you also suck, you suck at your job, and you wouldnt know if you sucked in the sack unless a blowup doll could do a tell all.

    and i know you order yoda buttplugs, you fucking queer.

  88. Spoken like a true Linux user/MS Hater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really hope this was a joke post, cause I am pissing myself laughing over here...

  89. OpenBSD benchmarked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Recently there has been some benchmarks comparing OpenBSD to other software. Unfortunately OpenBSD had its hair mussed by the operating systems performance test suite. On the bright side, if you don't know your shortcomings, you can't fix 'em. In the long term this stumble will be a plus because now at least now we know what needs fixing.

    Fefe has written a very interesting article about the current state of art in system performance and how OpenBSD stacks up. Plenty of good insights there for the technically savvy reader. Sad to say, this latest release of OpenBSD 3.4 has not yet addressed the problems, but future releases will hopefully be in a better postion to deal with these shortcomings.

  90. BSD Coping Stratagies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Although it is true that BSD is dying, there are some helpful steps you can take ease your sorrow:
    • deal with the inevitable.
    • grieve for your loss.
    • move on. Never let your emotions get mixed up with something as silly as a computer operating system. It isn't healthy. So BSD fails. Big whoop. Deal with it and move on. Hope this helps.
  91. Re:Has OpenBSD fixed its terrible network performa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Theo has said that he is not interested in network performance or even competing with other systems performance-wise. He went on to say that his main concern is buffer overruns. That is where the bulk of the OpenBSD development work is being directed.

  92. FreeBSD is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    You don't keed to be Kreskin to look into FreeBSD's future. Even a child knows that FreeBSD is dying. All major marketing surveys show that FreeBSD has steadily declined in market share. FreeBSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim.

    Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    The numbers continue to decline for *BSD but FreeBSD may be hurting the most. Look at the numbers. The loss of user base for FreeBSD continues in a head spinning downward spiral. In truth, for all practical purposes FreeBSD is already dead. It is a dead man walking. It's a fact: FreeBSD is dying.

  93. Re:Just a thought ... Go buy the official CD's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Free as in beer has nothing to do with freedom...


    Theo is trying to make *a living* here. Its called being realistic!


    And yes, the BSD license is more free than the GPL


    And no, I am not a zealot, you are just a troll.

  94. Re:To: OpenBSD team From: Security Exploits by ryanr · · Score: 1

    Heh, rather amusing since you're guilty of exactly the thing you accuse me of. :)

  95. *BSD is dying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    and dying at a fucking amazing rate. Why do you losers still use this pile of shit?

    Suck it down, Tux has won!

  96. Re:Just a thought ... Go buy the official CD's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    :cough: hypocrisy :cough:

    you just proved my point exactly

  97. Re:To: OpenBSD team From: Security Exploits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I fail to see how what you said in reply to him could possibly even remotely even be interpreted as a joke.

    Just admit that you missed the joke and move on.

  98. Re:How RedHat's Linux Can Defeat Micr$oft's Windoz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Everything reminds me of you so much. When we pass by Chilis I remember you sitting across from me eating your favorite salad. You always told the waiter to take off the little white crunchy things ... because you hated them. And when we drive by billboards that say An Army of One, it makes me remember you in your military uniform. How you always made a crunching sound when you walked, and how you shined your big boots every night before you went to bed. I miss seeing that all the time. Little things that I took for granted when you were here seem priceless now.

    One thing that I regret is when you wanted to open my car door for me, but I always got it myself. I wish I would have let you do it. And when you wanted to hold my hand, I sometimes would pull away because I didn't want people to see me holding my daddy's hand ... I feel so ashamed that I cared what people thought of me walking down the parking lot holding your hand. But now I would give anything just to feel the warmth of your hand holding mine.

  99. to set the record streight on OBSD and *BSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    im hoping this is not too off topic, but theres some things that have to be set streight for the misinformed people who post nonsensical blabber here.

    first off, the openbsd team does not provide isos for download for several reasons. 1 - the real users dont need a cd at all. no matter how slow your connection is or how much you pay for shipping, you can still do an ftp install of the OS way before you would get a CD. 2 - the CDs are available before the ftp sites so that the people who order and pay money to support the project get an added bonus of getting the new version faster in addition to a sheet of stickers and a jewel case. 3 - since these people get the CD before its available for download, they kind of act as an unofficial open beta test team. 4 - it keeps complete newbies (well some of the time) away from using openbsd and keeps the user base smaller but of higher quality. this makes sure that more time is spent in the community on advanced topics rather than the typical "i just downloaded linux 9.1 how to i burn it to a cd?".

    second, *bsd is not dying. never has been, probably never will. any non-religious-nazi admin will use the right tool for the job when he can, and alot of times microsoft and linux dont cut it. sorry, but linux has always been behind when it comes to a flexible license, security, and in some cases performance/stability. in many other cases linux is clearly the right tool for the job and it is used much more than BSD for that reason (if not just because of its more popular name and industry support). and hell, even microsoft products can clearly be the best tool for the job... i dont see the secretary or the accounting department at my place of employment using linux as a desktop anytime soon. sorry.

    if you want to look at the usage of BSD as compared to linux, take mac osx into account and the arguement is over. thank you apple, for shifting the trend. and thank you for finally making all those mac labs at universities a useful environment for everyone.

    i personally have been using openbsd since 2.7, and i cant emagine life without it. give me a new box with a blank drive and ill go from zero to firewall/gateway/vpn node/router/or whatever in one hour. nothing else comes close.

    3.4 was a long awaited release with substantial new features (not found anywhere else), which shows that the openbsd team is live, kicking, and strong as ever. they provide me with a powerful tool to add to my toolbox, and its the right tool for the job quite often - just as are linux and (sigh) windows.

    finally, as a side note for the linux crowd, i think that it may be possible that they resent *BSD because its existance as a viable solution means that they have to learn to use one more tool when they thought that linux was the answer to everything. dont worry, MCSEs felt the same way after the crash of the dotcoms, and they got over it (or got a job at radio shack). trust me,if you can deal with keeping up with the latest crap from microsoft, you wont have any problems with a familiar environment like *BSD.

  100. The Failure of *BSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    The Failure of *BSD

    Of course we can all agree that BSD is a failure, but why did BSD fail Once you get past the fact that BSD is fragmented between a myriad of incompatible kernels, there is the historical record of failure and of failed operating systems. BSD experienced moderate success about 15 years ago in academic circles. Since then it has been in steady decline. We all know BSD keeps losing market share but why Is it the problematic personalities of many of the key players Or is it larger than their troubled personalities
    The record is clear on one thing no operating system has ever come back from the grave. Efforts to resuscitate BSD are one step away from spiritualists wishing to communicate with the dead. As the situation grows more desperate for the adherents of this doomed OS, the sorrow takes hold. An unremitting gloom hangs like a death shroud over a once hopeful BSD community. The hope is gone; a mournful nostalgia has settled in. Now is the end time for BSD.

  101. Re:OpenBSD song tsarkon reports on openbsd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    retard fuck off

    i see you have freetime on your callcenter day job to answer slashdot

    fuck the rest! they call it BSD!

  102. *BSD and the AIDS outbreak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    This just in: homosexuality among *BSD users has skyrocketed. The cause is yet to be determined, however most sources indicate that it has something to do with *BSD users comforting each other in an strictly unusual way, to be quite a frank about it, gay sex.

    On Monday *BSD was giving a sad prognosis, it was dying. It probably won't have much longer to live. So when news broke out hell broke loose. Jimmy an avid *BSD user had this to say:

    "When I heard this news I was utterly devastated, so I went to my friend Darl, who is also a *BSD user. He didn't yet know of the unfortunate, and he didn't take it well. He broke down in tears, this is the second blow to him in a week, he found out that he contracted AIDS from a Black homosexual prostitute on the street one day. I said to Darl, 'well you know something *BSD is dying, and well . . . I'm going to die with it.'

    I pulled down my pants and bent over, Darl took care of the rest. I don't know if I have yet to get AIDS, but we have gay anal sex everyday, without any lubricant for maximum ripage. The *BSD mailing list I joined reports the same thing happening among the other *BSD users. We are all planning on having one massive gay orgy on Saturday, so if you want to go out and be with *BSD up in heaven, come join us."

    Well you've heard it folks from a true *BSD user. They have all turned gay because of these unfortunate happenings.
  103. Re:Just a thought ... Go buy the official CD's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The license IS more free. Your comment has nothing to with the license.

    Getting the distribution is of course completely free. You are apparently just too lazy to get and install anything other than an ISO.

  104. Re:OpenBSD song tsarkon reports on openbsd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi.

    When backward people don't understand something, they lash out at that something, often blaming it's behavior on demons or other supernatural things.

    When looking at my wisdom with your primitive mind you may feel anger, hate and fear. But it's ok. Pull up a chair and learn something, my little stupid subject. You have a lot to learn about using computers as tools, clearly. Now you might be having fun being Theo's bitch, but you are a bad employee, and idiot, and fairly useless and most likely not employed at the moment. You are a sad person, Mr. Small Penis man.

    Now go grab your antonio banderas blow up doll and fill your mind with some serotonin after that orgasmic release. You'll need it after reading this ad realizing you are below me, at the bottom of the food chain, and a poor fat sexless greasy nerd idiot that cant even function at any level physically, with your frail girly body with little T-rex barney arms.

  105. FreeBSD is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    You don't keed to be Kreskin to look into FreeBSD's future. Even a small child knows that FreeBSD is dying. All major marketing surveys show that FreeBSD has steadily declined in market share. FreeBSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim.

    Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    The numbers continue to decline for *BSD but FreeBSD may be hurting the most. Look at the numbers. The loss of user base for FreeBSD continues in a head spinning downward spiral. In truth, for all practical purposes FreeBSD is already dead. It is a dead man walking. It's a fact: FreeBSD is dying.

  106. Death be not proud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    You don't keed to be Kreskin to look into FreeBSD's future. Even a child knows that FreeBSD is dying. All major marketing surveys show that FreeBSD has steadily declined in market share. FreeBSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim.

    Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    The numbers continue to decline for *BSD but FreeBSD may be hurting the most. Look at the numbers. The loss of user base for FreeBSD continues in a head spinning downward spiral. In truth, for all practical purposes FreeBSD is already dead. It is a dead man walking. It is a fact: FreeBSD is dying.