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Guy Fawkes' Explosion Would Have Devasted London

Anonymous Coward writes "Experts at the University of Wales in Aberystwyth have worked out for the first time the true extent of the damage Guy Fawkes would have caused if his daring deed had not been foiled on November 5, 1605. " Sorry - history geek/major in me coming out, but this is definitiely one of those major points in history when things Could Have Gone Differently.

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  1. My old uni! by Cockney · · Score: 4, Funny

    For the first time ever my old university is mentioned on Slashdot. I'm so happy!

    1. Re:My old uni! by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 4, Funny

      Fucked up your A levels, then?

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    2. Re:My old uni! by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'll just check...

      Ah yes! East Anglia Polytechnic in 'naughty' Norwich. Man, thoe BBQs were something else...

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    3. Re:My old uni! by Eunuchswear · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hah! I was at UEA 26 years ago, and here I am reading slashdot.

      Might as well kill yourself now, you have nothing to look forward to.

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  2. well at least by cassidyc · · Score: 5, Funny

    He has been the only person to go the parliament with honest intentions

    CJC

    1. Re:well at least by corbettw · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, we're much better off over here in the Colonies. Our policians never lie, cheat, or steal.

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    2. Re:well at least by Slak · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't believe Pat Robertson is Catholic. I believe the term is "Born Again Christian".

      Cheers,
      Slak

    3. Re:well at least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Indeed, Mr. Robertson likely believes (as do many born-agains) that the Catholic Church isn't even Christian and is in league with the Freemasons and the Trilateral Commission to impose the New World Order...

      You say that like it's a bad thing...

  3. heh heheh he heh heheh by FIT_Entry1 · · Score: 0, Funny

    -1: Offtopic

    you said "fawkes".

  4. In other news.... by Skraut · · Score: 5, Funny

    Experts at the Slashdot labratory have worked out for the first time the true extent of the possible damage to the University of Wales in Aberystwyth's web server due to the posting of a story about Guy Fawkes

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  5. "Devasted?" by testy · · Score: 0, Funny

    What the heck does that mean?

    1. Re:"Devasted?" by hplasm · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Devasted"- To make un-vast, ie to reduce in vastness. To smallify.(qv)Unbiggen.

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  6. From the article: by plexxer · · Score: 4, Funny

    He said the physicists used the weight of explosive to work out how it would affect its surroundings.

    "We know that the more explosive we have the more energy will be released when the charge is set off.

    "From the pressure pulse generated by the explosion, we can tell if windows are going to be smashed or if whole buildings will be demolished," he said.

    He explained that the further from the blast the lesser the effects until only a faint bang is audible.


    Obviously they had their top minds working on this.

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  7. If this dastardly plot had not been foiled... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    ... by the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, the results would be too terrible to contemplate.

    Captain Clueless of the Mounted Web Patrol

  8. Re:Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    he Guy Fawkes day was a frightning day for all of us British.

    it happened in 1605. How exactly was it a frightening day for you, again?

  9. Vasts by SuperBanana · · Score: 2, Funny
    Devasted London

    What's wrong with that? I hate vasts! Out with the vasts!

    (Apparently, you're history buffs, but not spelling buffs.)

  10. University/School by The+Grassy+Knoll · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's a school of whales, not a university, you insensitive clod!

    .

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    1. Re:University/School by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's a phod of whales, yhou clhod!

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  11. Serious science by Stachel · · Score: 1, Funny

    He explained that the further from the blast the lesser the effects until only a faint bang is audible.

    Wow, this guy's got amazing powers of observation!

    --Stachel

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  12. RIAA math by richie2000 · · Score: 2, Funny
    the 2,500kg of gunpowder Guy Fawkes was found with, would be equivalent to the same amount of TNT today

    Or 1,250 really, really fast CD-Rs.

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  13. Re:Umm.. by samhalliday · · Score: 2, Funny
    What if SCO wins?

    that is a stupid question

    What if RMS was sane?

    that is a much more sensible question, but asked in a profoundly stupid way

  14. Everyday is Guy Fawkes Day by buddhaunderthetree · · Score: 1, Funny
    With you Sherri Bobbins.

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  15. Re:Sorry for being American but... by Burb · · Score: 3, Funny
    We forgive you for being American.

    Technically we are celebrating the failure of a plot to bring down the government (King+Parliament) by means of an explosive nature.

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  16. Re:Future by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 3, Funny

    I would be, they might miss by half a mile and blow up my bloody office.

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  17. Damn, you beat me to it! by uradu · · Score: 3, Funny

    > Obviously they had their top minds working on this.

    That's the first thing that came to my mind, too. I think he's also a founding member of the Royal Society For Putting Things On Top Of Other Things.

  18. Re:I don't get it. by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1, Funny

    Since when did Londoners (or Englishmen for that matter) need a valid excuse to get drunk?

    Blow up Parliament? Have a party.
    Fail to blow up Parliament? Have a party.

    It's all the same.

  19. Needed to be quoted here by Gudlyf · · Score: 2, Funny
    Saw this on E2:

    "In one of the more peculiar of English habits, Guy Fawkes is celebrated with his own day of national remembrance for his role in a failed scheme to dispose of King James I and the House of Lords. You'd think they'd celebrate the foiler of the attempt rather than one of its enactors, but then "1st Earl of Salisbury Day" or "Lord Monteagle Day" just don't have the same ring."

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  20. How come they didn't have this at my school? by m0smithslash · · Score: 4, Funny
    Physicists from the university's Centre for Explosion Studies found that the amount of gunpowder Guy ...

    Centre for Explosion Studies!! Now there is a cool major.

    Bob: Hi, what's your major?
    Jane: Theater. How about you?
    Bob: Explosion Studies.
    Jane: Wow, that is soooo cool. Wanna go out tonight?

    Doesn't work that way with CS I can tell you. Seriously, was there ever a cooler thing to major in? I would have even dropped out of CS to be able to blow things up. They also get to study all the great explosions of all time.

    I wonder what kind of job Explosive majors get? Cool stuff like special effects, building demolition, pyrotechniques, rodent control. I think I missed my true calling in life.

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  21. Re:Child's play by Gudlyf · · Score: 3, Funny
    Caption of this image:

    "Hmmm...strange these all have their detonators still installed. Meh, no matter."

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  22. Re:Umm.. by Bigby · · Score: 2, Funny

    What if the French won the war?

    I think you meant: What if the French won a war

  23. Explosive Studies by FrankDrebin · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...the university's Centre for Explosion Studies...

    I'm guessing to get a degree there you simply have to be alive at the end of the programme.

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  24. Re:Huh? by Darby · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yea, like that dammned butterfly that flaps its wings in Brazil and fucks up the weather in Scotland...

    Damn, that little bug is working overtime.

  25. Definitely Off-Tobic, But.... by caffeined · · Score: 2, Funny

    My favorite limerick (prompted by the fact that the university that the professors are from is the University of Aberystwyth):

    There was a young girl from Aberystwyth
    Who took grain to the mill to get grist with.
    The miller's son, Jack,
    Laid her flat on her back
    And united the organs they pissed with!

    (Apologies to anyone from what I am sure is a very nice town, but I couldn't help passing this one on!)

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