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TV For Nerds: Cable Science Network?

Ridgelift writes "Wired is covering The Cable Science Network. New York Times science writer Sandra Blakeslee puts it best: "I cover a lot of meetings and I can just see things unfolding, but we can't cover it all in print media, so it would be wonderful to have things like talks and plenary sessions accessible to the public. There are a lot of C-SPAN junkies, and I think there would be a similar interest (in science TV) from the American public." There's also a home page for the network here." Seems like only two months ago we discussed the possibility.

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  1. TV for nerds? already got it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's called the SciFi Channel.

  2. How long will it last? by DarkHand · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Hopefully a channel like this can stick to what it was meant to show. Remember TLC? Didn't that used to stand for The Learning Channel? When did it become The Trading Spaces And Other Non Educational Crud Channel?

    1. Re:How long will it last? by mgs1000 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the 'L' in 'TLC' now stands for "reaLity show crap"

    2. Re:How long will it last? by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > Hopefully a channel like this can stick to what it was meant to show. Remember TLC? Didn't that used to stand for The Learning Channel? When did it become The Trading Spaces And Other Non Educational Crud Channel?

      With Ann Druyan on board, it might work.

      But I feel your pain. I gave up on "science" channels when they started airing stuff like "Mysteries of the Paranormal". I mean, come on, some of the material on TLC and Discovery is one step away from John "World's Biggest Douche" Edwards' Crossing Over. What the fuck?

    3. Re:How long will it last? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, TLC == The Ladies Channel

      Trading Spaces
      A Wedding Story
      A Dating Story
      A Baby Story
      A Makeover Story
      Rescue 911
      Trauma: Life in the Emergency Room
      What Not To Wear
      While You Were Out

    4. Re:How long will it last? by jpmoney · · Score: 1

      Or like THC. Its supposed to be the History Channel but its really just the World War II channel.

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    5. Re:How long will it last? by NitsujTPU · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can see it now.

      This week on "CERN: Accelerating and Smashing" we use big voices and exciting language to exaggerate the proportions of microscopic explosions. BOOM!

      Followed by "Trading Spaces: Faculty"

    6. Re:How long will it last? by Agent+Snith · · Score: 4, Funny

      When we first made the Learning Channel, it was a paragon of enlightenment and culture, an educational wonderland broadcasting in perfect digital quality. However for whatever reason, people rejected the programming, whole budgets were lost. So we had to build a new TLC, one more consistent with the flawed culture of Corporate Network Television. What you see now, the Trading Spaces marathons, the Monster Truck rallys, are a direct result of that.

    7. Re:How long will it last? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahahaha MOD PARENT UP

    8. Re:How long will it last? by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      the Discovery channel went that way as well. I sure miss Next step, invention and all the other cool stuff they had on there durring prime time.

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    9. Re:How long will it last? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't know there was such a channel, so I went to check. There it is, channel 420 on my satellite, THC.

    10. Re:How long will it last? by Hatta · · Score: 1
      > Hopefully a channel like this can stick to what it was meant to show. Remember TLC? Didn't that used to stand for The Learning Channel? When did it become The Trading Spaces And Other Non Educational Crud Channel?

      With Ann Druyan on board, it might work.
      I hope we can say as much fos some of her other projects.
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    11. Re:How long will it last? by SamSim · · Score: 2, Funny

      Personally, I'm waiting for "The Naked Ladies" and "America's Shiniest Objects" as promised by The Onion.

    12. Re:How long will it last? by Bob9113 · · Score: 1

      Remember TLC? Didn't that used to stand for The Learning Channel?

      Why pick on TLC? You're neglecting TechTV, Discovery, and Discovery's Children (Discovery Science, Discovery Wings, etc). They all started off good and gradually drifted to 100 IQ pap (which is still 20 points above broadcast).

      I don't understand why in television, as in music, they don't seem to recognize that catering to non-imbeciles is a workable business model. Magazines haven't all drifed to lowbrow populism, what makes them different - production cost?

    13. Re:How long will it last? by ortholattice · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I hope they keep it low-budget at the beginning so it can survive. The problem with a lot of new ventures (the .com bust providing a notable collection of examples) is that they grossly overestimate the potential market, spend lavishly on huge productions, then boom - the money's gone and they disappear. On the other hand if they start small and grow slowly as the market, if there is one, materializes, they can survive. There's a huge amount of classic material out there, and how much can the royalties on Feynman's lectures be anyway. There's lots and lots of stuff I'd love to see (again in many cases) that already exists. I don't care if it's black and white. Just let these (presumably cheap to license) classic things run 24 hrs and see what happens. Anyway I wish them luck.

    14. Re:How long will it last? by cens0r · · Score: 2, Funny

      don't you know THC = The Hitler Chanel

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    15. Re:How long will it last? by jandrese · · Score: 1, Funny

      THC == The Hitler Channel

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    16. Re:How long will it last? by spezz · · Score: 1
      don't badmouth thc like that

    17. Re:How long will it last? by iammaxus · · Score: 1

      Ergo they stumbled upon a solution whereby nearly 99.9% of all viewers accepted the program, as long as they were given a choice, quality scientific programming or what eventually was called "Reality TV". While this answer functioned, it was obviously fundamentally flawed, thus creating the otherwise crappy TV anomaly, that if left unchecked might threaten the system itself. Ergo, those that refused the channel, while a minority, if unchecked, would constitute an escalating probability of disaster. Ergo, a new Channel had to be created. Geek: This is about the Cable Science Network isn't it?

  3. This can only be considered "for nerds"... by da3dAlus · · Score: 4, Funny

    If they include Mr. Wizard!

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    1. Re:This can only be considered "for nerds"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope they include Beakman's World. That show was hilarious! Is it still aired anywhere?

    2. Re:This can only be considered "for nerds"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We need a show featuring Mr. Wizard and Bill Nye the Science Guy in a "Celebrity Deathmatch"-style fight where the two TV scientists go at each other with straight razors. Also, I think Stephen Hawking and Christopher Reeve should go head-to-head and chair-to-chair in a "Battlebots"-stlye deathmatch. "TWO CHAIRS ENTER. ONLY ONE CHAIR LEAVES"

      These are the kinds of crazy ideas that kept me out of all the good universities.

    3. Re:This can only be considered "for nerds"... by rmohr02 · · Score: 1

      Mr. Wizard's ok, but they have to have Julius Sumner Miller.

  4. Honestly by Amsterdam+Vallon · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I realize I'm a professor and very well educated, but so are you guys (after all, anyone using Linux is probably in the top 3 percentile for raw intelligence).

    That being said, I DON'T WATCH TV. There are so many other great things I could be doing, like playing with my kids or doing research or spending quality time with my wife or watching LOtR on DVD.

    I want my science news from respectable sources (Nature, Wired, etc.), not from some silly television show based on CORPORATE INTERESTS like profits, profit sharing, etc.

    This is NOT what we want. We're smart, we love science, but we prefer the Internet, a place where WE MAKE THE NEWS and are independently allowed to form our own opinions.

    Plus COMMERCIALS SUCK anyway :-p

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    1. Re:Honestly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      silly troll

    2. Re:Honestly by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

      ...the top 3 percentile for raw intelligence

      I like my intelligence fully cooked, not half-baked.

    3. Re:Honestly by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      I realize I'm a professor and very well educated, but so are you guys (after all, anyone using Linux is probably in the top 3 percentile for raw intelligence).

      That being said, I DON'T WATCH TV.

      So now we know this guy has a Slashdot account...

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    4. Re:Honestly by venicebeach · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I realize I'm a professor and very well educated, but so are you guys (after all, anyone using Linux is probably in the top 3 percentile for raw intelligence). That being said, I DON'T WATCH TV.

      Hey, I am a research scientist too and I actually enjoy watching tv sometimes, especially when the programming contains useful information, whether it be about modern social relationships (E!), Hitler (THC), or coporate control of mass media (CNN).

      Just because we are smart does not mean we are immune to entertainment. In fact, I have a hard time reading many scientific journals because I feel that they explicitly disregard the nature of my attentional system. The reason going to a lecture is so much better than reading is that it is a more natural and rich form of communication. The potential that film and video have for learning should not be ignored.

    5. Re:Honestly by rspress · · Score: 1

      Speaking of "commercials sucking" I tuned into PBS the other day to catch Nova. It had been a few years since I had viewed PBS. With cable fare such as Discovery, TLC, The history channel and the like I have not really had a need or want to view PBS. While the Nova program was great what appalled my was all of the commercials on PBS....not the thinly veiled attempts they used to have but full out commercials. Depending on when the show ends you could have as many as 15 minutes of commercials and self promotion per hour, nearly as much as "regular" TV. At least "regular" does not pretend to be something it is not. I think PBS no longer serves the public as it once did. Its political slant is to the left to far left and usually does not serve all of the public in most of the country. Why don't they refuse government funding and go full commercial...I don't see much difference. Maybe all PBS stations are not the same but the one in our area is unwatchable.

    6. Re:Honestly by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      I second that.

      My wife and I haven't owned a standalone TV set for years. We do have a tuner card in our Gentoo box, but it's for the playstation.

      We tried digital cable out at our last apartment. We gave that up fast, it was regular cable with 20 HBO's. We fell back on regular cable. Until I realized there were 3 shows I watched on a regular basis. Everything else was something to keep us busy. I was sick of paying to watch commercials. And it was getting worse every day.

      Whenever I do go over someone's house I'm a stickler for muting commercials. Some people find it obnoxious. Screw em'. I'll sit there and count the technical effects in them. Again some people find it obnoxious. I view it as exposing the gratioutous grabbing of your attention. It makes your brain feel busy.

      I hate that feeling.

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    7. Re:Honestly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, wake up! Don't bitch about public TV if you never watch it and never support it. Slanted left - hahaha! sure!

  5. Why not? by sfjoe · · Score: 4, Funny

    At home, I have 293 channels of TV for dorks and boobs, why not ONE channel for nerds?

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    1. Re:Why not? by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      You don't get TechTV? I'm sure some would say it is a channel for nerds.

    2. Re:Why not? by sfjoe · · Score: 1



      I've glimpsed TechTV a time or two. It looks like one long infomercial for the newest gadgetry.

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    3. Re:Why not? by molszewski · · Score: 1

      "The ScreenSavers" on TechTV weeknights is the best tech show on television. Just yesterday they had a segment with a FreeBSD beowulf cluster. That thing was roaring. They also talked about Van Eck Phreaking....quite an educational show if you ask me.

  6. Uhh... by radicalskeptic · · Score: 5, Funny

    By focusing mainly on medical developments and boiling everything down to 30 seconds, science is often sensationalized and distorted, said Sandra Blakeslee, a science writer for The New York Times.

    Of course we don't have any problems like that on Slashdot, where everything is reported accurately and with little fanfare...

    Oh wait, this just in, THE MILKY WAY JUST GOT BIGGER!

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  7. Mix and Match by pvt_medic · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Now couldnt they just do a merger of Sci-Fi and TechTV to do this.

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    1. Re:Mix and Match by mgs1000 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, you'll have to settle for a merger of TechTV and G4.

  8. .meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We do have science channels on cable.

    Discovery Channel (and it's numerous topic-specific offshoots) - Unfortunately, they are 33% infomercials and the remaining programming is usually uninteresting things like re-runs of rescue 911 and "rescue emergency" and other non-scientific things. At best, you'll get a piece of less-than-laymen's scientific programming.

    The Learning Channel - unfortunately, this is really now The Ladies Channel, what with A Baby Story, A Dating Story, A Wedding Story, A Makeover Story, What Not To Wear, Trading Spaces and the dozens of other women-centric, non-learning, non-science shows.

    1. Re:.meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Maybe that's the same reason girls are now doing better in school than boys. It's not the same material. It's la-la fluff crap instead of hard knowledge.

    2. Re:.meh by blackmonday · · Score: 1

      The Discovery channel lost me when it became a showcase for the chopper-bike industry. I want science, not some sticker-designing west coast chopper guy ordering some poor haps around. What would you rather watch, a tour of the Google company, or "jesse james" designing the dump-truck-limo-helicopter?

      I like Bikes as much as the next guy, and that chopper reality show is pretty funny, but move those shows over to Spike TV and give me some science! Whoever was joking about Mr Wizard was more right than they thought.

    3. Re:.meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually Discovery Channel was not _that_ bad, as least if you are watching Canadian version of it, which actually has science news before the US counterpart, which aired repeated news from the Canadian source!

  9. Even if it gets on the air... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It will be cancelled. You can't compete with sound bites.

    Supposing even that there are plenty of people interested, showing conference proceedings C-Span style will fail. Conferences are too narrow for this to work. Even when I attend a conference in my area of expertise, I follow only about half the talks, and would need to read up a bit to follow the rest. To someone outside my field, they are all probably undecipherable. So even though I like the possibility of viewing conferences, I doubt enough viewers will follow it to be marketable.

    1. Re:Even if it gets on the air... by sevenoftoine · · Score: 1

      At the annual SIGGRAPH conference, they now have, in addition to presented research papers, technical and application "sketches". These show how various computer graphics technologies are actually applied. Maybe this new channel could present these kinds of presentations.

    2. Re:Even if it gets on the air... by dzerzhinsky · · Score: 1

      There's an enormous catalog of good stuff out there that would be marketable and most isn't all that dumbed down (Bronowski's Ascent of Man/Powers of Ten/Several execellent undergrad survey courses taped over the past three decades, etc.). The ability to append the `shows' with the most current info/thinking on the subjects covered would be an excellent means to introduce incipient geeks (no longer yard apes - but not yet dangers to themselves) to the process of science. It would be nice to have a channel where Bill Nye runs every morning at six and Feynman and friends lecture at eight. I'm much more interested in hooking up and reeling in, as yet, untarnished posterity, than merely entertaining the adult congregation of the faithful.

    3. Re:Even if it gets on the air... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      I hear that.

      A better approach would be to simply press the content on DVD and distribute it ala netflicks or local libraries. You could even go the Science journal route and sell subscriptions for home delivery.

      One good thing about covering science is that the players are already being paid to do what they do. The sets are all built. All you need is a decent camera man and a good editor. Many projects already HAVE the videos of their experiments. If you want extravigance, hire a voice actor for the narration.

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  10. This might make me buy a TV by corebreech · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As a Netflix subscriber I can make do without TV... most of the good shows eventually make it to DVD. Most everything else sucks.

    A channel like this however could bring me back, however, especially if it were commercial-free, like C-SPAN.

    When I had a TV I used to leave C-SPAN on all the time, and it was actually rather enjoyable, that is, until I figured out just how corrupt our government is. Then it became extremely aggravating.

    I trust the same thing wouldn't happen here.

    1. Re:This might make me buy a TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      If you don't have a TV, how do you watch DVD's? If you watch them on your computer, why not just get a tuner card? Your title makes zero sense...

    2. Re:This might make me buy a TV by senatorpjt · · Score: 1

      A tuner card costs more than a TV.

    3. Re:This might make me buy a TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "until I figured out just how corrupt our government is"

      What do you mean? I work for the government... err and I am just about to get back to err... work. Right after I finishing reading this thread...

    4. Re:This might make me buy a TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually no it doesn't. (Unless you are talking about something smaller than the 17" monitor I assume you have)
      NewEgg.
      You even get a remote.

    5. Re:This might make me buy a TV by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      A tuner card costs more than a TV.

      $40 won't buy much of a TV (maybe some 5" B&W job), but it'll buy a capture card with a stereo tuner.

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    6. Re:This might make me buy a TV by corebreech · · Score: 1

      A tuner card, that tunes to what?

      Over-the-air broadcasting? It's shit.

      Cable? It's shit.

      Satellite? It's shit too*.

      (* the little dish that is. I once had a big dish, i.e., analog, back in the days when wild feeds were still the rage, and you could watch Tom Brokaw picking his nose on location. That was a lot of fun.)

  11. Talk Show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can envision a Crossfire-type show about paranormal/pseudoscientific claims...
    Maybe we can get James Randi and Uri Geller to cohost.

    [/straight face]

    1. Re:Talk Show by dustinSmith · · Score: 1

      That would be great -- someone suggest that from the CSN website.

      What would be even better: Recruiting some of those Televangelists to the show and debunking their operations and exposing their profit motives!

    2. Re:Talk Show by ejaw5 · · Score: 1

      Next time on JennyJones Geek Edition:

      What makes your geek a better lover? vi or emacs..the debate of the century!

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    3. Re:Talk Show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Critical Eye for the Spoon-bending guy?

  12. Getting Channel slots by catherder_finleyd · · Score: 1

    I wish them well, but they will run into harsh competition for channel slots.

  13. Re:TV for nerds? already got it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yes, with really scientific nerdy shows like "Crossing Over".

  14. Mixed Feelings by KoopaTroopa · · Score: 1

    24 / 7 nerditude is either enough to make me want to dance or enough to make baby Jesus want to cry.

    Maybe both.

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  15. Science network? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We already have the Discovery Science channel! I just can't get the Anime Network on DirecTV!!

  16. Profit by pvt_medic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well lets see 1) Cameras in heated stem-cell debate forum 2) ?????? 3) Profit ????

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  17. We already have it -- it's called The Simpsons! by Amsterdam+Vallon · · Score: 0, Informative

    There's so much fun and crazy science already -- and it's on American TV and in a cartoon. Yes, you guessed it -- The Simpsons!

    Remember this part? :

    Homer: "I'm feelin' low, Apu. You got any of that beer that has candy floating in it, you know, Skittlebrau?"

    Apu: "Such a product does not exist, sir! You must have dreamed it."

    Homer: "Oh. Well then just gimme a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles."

    So, check out the Skittlebrau project and enjoy the entire experiment.

    These friends made Skoors Light, Bacardi Skilver, Skitrona, Old Skilwaukee, and finished off with Skittlebrau!

    Their conclusion? "Skittlebrauology is a new science. But it certainly shows an intriguing new path in mixology. Malt beverages do not seem to mix well with the fruity candy, but bitter, quality beers seem to mesh well. Obviosuly, more research needs to be done, but it certainly is nothing to laugh at."

    Hahahahaha!

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    1. Re:We already have it -- it's called The Simpsons! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      Now we just need Orbitz made with grain alcohol!

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  18. Re:TV for nerds? already got it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's called the SciFi Channel.

    no, it's the Playboy Channel.

  19. is it really necessary by mehtars · · Score: 1

    i mean already we have seen the discovery channel and the learning channel go towards mainstream media.
    I mean is it really possible to have a channel devoted just to science and still make a profit?
    i just don't see it happening... not big enough market and the costs would be too high. eventually they will fold and become more mainstream. ro

    1. Re:is it really necessary by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1
      I mean is it really possible to have a channel devoted just to science and still make a profit?

      How's this for an idea: something created NOT for the purpose of making a profit, but instead to inform and educate!

      You're right, I'm sorry, that's crazy talk. :(

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  20. What America is he living in? by Luke727 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think there would be a similar interest (in science TV) from the American public.

    I think he is vastly overrating the American public. In this day and age, most people generally don't want to learn. They want to be entertained (hence gobbling down fish semen on Fear Factor). I'm not saying it's a bad idea, though. They could grab a niche market. I like the Discovery and History channels (and TLC), but too often they have "stupid" programming (weddings, babies, interior designers, etc). Also, they are not very technically oriented. You never hear anything except horsepower on most of the "good" shows. I would love it if this new deal had much more technical details in its programming, or at least went into more depth about how stuff works rather than "Look at this cool gizmo!"

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    1. Re:What America is he living in? by Jerf · · Score: 1

      People love learning instinctively; it is something that must be ground out of us with massive institutional schooling, and even then only partially successfully.

      However, people don't all want to learn the same things, and where does "how to change a radiator" fit into a science format? It's learning, but many people don't consider it "learning" because they still have the blinders they picked up in school about what "learning" is. If it's not an academic subject, it isn't learning.

      That said, have you looked over the courses offered at your local Major University? With the modern profusion of knowledge, and people's divergent interests, how can you possibly cover such a range?

      This probably would have worked 80 years ago, when the domain of knowlege was smaller. Now people's interests have justifiably diverged and you can't knit a market out of five hundred .0001% demographic slots with a television. (That's the fundamental problem; television can't do what they are asking it to do here.)

      This leads to the illusion that everybody hates to learn, because there is so much knowledge in the world that whatever issue you choose as a touchstone, you can find lots of people who don't know it. "What do you mean you don't know what Bolshevism is?" But talk to those same people, and you'll find the majority of them know lots of stuff you don't. You may even find they consider you ignorant.

      The kind of elitism presented in the parent message is not justified on the whole. Your view is skewed because you choose a very personal measure of what "learned" means. You have no choice in that issue since you are human, but you should not apply it universally. I find most people know things and learn things; those who truly refuse to learn anything exist, but they are rare.

      (Parenthetical: That doesn't mean everybody does a good job of learning... but they usually try.)

  21. I'd like to see a YRO channel by Hanna's+Goblin+Toys · · Score: 5, Interesting

    24 hour coverage of DMCA, RIAA, MPAA and other tech rights issues - it would be cool to see news anchors talking about students being sued for holding down the shift key, keyboard manufacturers being sued for creating circumvention devices, and the rest of the fool's parade that is the entertainment industry these days. I think it would wake a lot of people up.

    1. Re:I'd like to see a YRO channel by Theobon · · Score: 1

      But then they would be sued for talking about people being sued for holding down shift keys. After all that is distributing a means of curcumvention too!!

  22. but how will it taste? by denisdekat · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I mean, is this going to be like tech tv, which to me is more like a gadgets commercial. I find that appart from few shows, most science programs are sort of thin on content. I still love Nova somehow :) I just hope this is not going to be another of those channels whose documentaries are filled with goofy re-enactments bi third rate actors whose faces you rarely see ....

  23. ah, the Luftwaffe by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 2, Funny

    the Washington Generals of the History Channel.

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    1. Re:ah, the Luftwaffe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know how you didn't get modded up. That was some funny stuff.

    2. Re:ah, the Luftwaffe by ShadowBlasko · · Score: 1

      Ahhh Yes . THC ..

      The Hitler Channel.

      If you can go three hours without a Hitler reference, you've done well...

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  24. Discovery Science Channel by nickyj · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Isn't this going to be just like Discovery Science channel?

    That's the only channel I watch when it comes to science, (maybe a little of the Discovery Wings). TLC and the other Science channels really don't show much.

    BUT even the Discovery Science channel tends to show the same documentaries and episodes of shows. I think it needs some new material, but I still watch something new every other night at least.

    One last thing..

    AHHHHH!!! The Atmosphere!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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    1. Re:Discovery Science Channel by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
      BUT even the Discovery Science channel tends to show the same documentaries and episodes of shows.

      As far as I can tell, all they did to create that channel was splice together two weeks worth of low-budget documentary tapes onto one giant spool, then they put it in a closet and set it spinning. That same tape loop has playing for years now. Even the ads never seem to change.

  25. And two months ago... by gerardrj · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Several of us posted comments pointing out that there are at least three channels that do this now. They are all run by universities and show science lectures, in depth debates, etc. These other stations, though, do also run non-science content, but they are non-commercial so you get fairly true and balanced content.

    I REALLY would like to see a channel that focuses on science for the intelligent. TLC used to be nice, then they went all foo foo, so they started the Discovery Science channel. They are now starting to run non science and non educational stuff, plus they are so beholden to ratings and the sponsors that they never run any lectures or shows that actually raise debate or cover controversial subjects.

    I'll give this new channel a shot as soon as it comes on my sattellite lineup, but I don't have any high hopes. The first show I see like "The science behind Microsoft Windows XP", the channel comes out of my lineup. Keep the programming more like NASA TV, CSPAN, UCTV, FSTV, Research Channel, etc and you'll keep me as a viewer.

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    1. Re:And two months ago... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Say what you want about Microsoft, but a show about how an OS works would be interesting to me.

      Espcially if they go into how they made certian descions, how there user testing works, and other details.

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  26. Ressearch Channel by boster · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I TiVo the University of Washington Computer Science Department's colloquia each week on the Research Channel. There are a number of geekly, raw academic programs like this that might be of interest to Slashdotters on there. I see from the schedule that there's a program on computers from George Mason University and they rebroadcasted stuff from the ACM 2003 International Conference and Trade Show, Tampa, Florida.

    Might be worth a look if you get the channel. I have it on Dish Network. It appears that it may be broadcast live on the web as well (sadly, in Windows Media).

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  27. this guy is a fraud by nil5 · · Score: 1

    so why can't i find any indication that slaughter college exists?

    because it probably doesn't.

    poser!

  28. Network News by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    I'd love to see them offer their "C-SPAN" coverage of science on-demand. I'm a C-SPAN junkie, but I'm a slave to their broadcast schedule. If on-demand programs were available, I'd make a playlist of C-SPAN and C-SN programs that I could watch when I have time, like at my desk at work ;). The network could offer preprogrammed playlists, with "anchors" introducing the streams. We could pass around RSS on the Net, like a videoblog. Slashcode revs, anyone?

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  29. Re:TV for nerds? already got it. by netringer · · Score: 1

    Nope. It's TechTV!

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  30. Learning is subjective by hellfire · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Okay first of all, from the male perspective, TLC is crap because its nots about geek stuff, or science, or history, or any of those things geeks value as learning.

    Now try to put yourself in the place of the average woman, stay at home or otherwise. Women learn a lot from that home decorating stuff! You might be surprised what you might learn. Also there all those medical shows which tell you about medical conditions people have and stories of what they have gone through. Your average female TV viewer, especially the stay at home mom, eats that stuff up, and its still learning!

    I'm not belittling women's TV by far, I'm in fact showing that comments like the parent to this are subjective, usually based on the male or geek (or both) point of view. Learning is subjective. Just because it's not science, history, or math doesn't mean its not learning. The channel just switched tracks from men to women. Yes it was done for business reasons, switching to a better demographic, and yes I, personally, absolutely do not like, what they show now, but the discovery and history channels filled in for me quite nicely, and this science channel will help too.

    I watch Queer Eye for the Straight guy (okay that's on Bravo but its the same idea), and it's decidedly a "chick show." But DAMN do you know how much stuff guys could learn from that? And I'm not talking about "learning to match clothes so you can be superficial." I'm talking about things that matter (or should matter) to geeks like:

    1) Getting your house organized so you don't look like a slob and can find things.
    2) Keeping and staying healthy and reasonably well groomed.
    3) Learning to cook more than ramen noodles.
    4) Looking and acting like a guy a woman might want to go to bed with.
    5) Looking like a guy someone might want to hire.
    6) keeping your girlfriend happy!!

    I call that learning... maybe that's why the gender gap is still so wide, because men don't think these things that women consider learning about are learning.

    Think of it this way... this is a low level sociology channel. Be fascinated by the interations of people and their living spaces!

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    1. Re:Learning is subjective by DarkHand · · Score: 1

      So then should TLC stand for The Ladies Channel? :)

    2. Re:Learning is subjective by SpaceRook · · Score: 1

      I like Trading Spaces. It's a dumb, goofy show that you can watch with your girlfriend. And Paige Davis is cute as hell. It doesn't bother me that TLC has drifted away from Learning. I don't expect to learn from TV (except for the C-SPAN channels, which I'm addicted to).

    3. Re:Learning is subjective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Women learn a lot from that home decorating stuff!

      Yes, and all that crap is already on Life Channel

    4. Re:Learning is subjective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you need a television show to teach you how to groom yourself, not be a slob, follow a recipe and be a nice guy, then you're a fucking retard.

    5. Re:Learning is subjective by hellfire · · Score: 1

      If you need a television show to teach you how to groom yourself, not be a slob, follow a recipe and be a nice guy, then you're a fucking retard.

      Now taking estimates of the percentage of slashdotters this person just called a retard :)

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    6. Re:Learning is subjective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you describe it as just `grooming` then I'd agree with you, but I didn't know about how the skin reacts differently when you shave in warm water vs cold. Lots of guys don't know this.

    7. Re:Learning is subjective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I watch Queer Eye for the Straight guy ... do you know how much stuff guys could learn from that?

      4) Looking and acting like a guy a woman might want to go to bed with.

      Let's see: ``Queer'' and ``look and act like a guy a woman might want to go to bed with.''. Why does it sound as if those two don't belong together?

      Putting that another way, I'm not interested in a girl who are interested in guys who look like girls.

    8. Re:Learning is subjective by cens0r · · Score: 1, Funny

      That one of the mysteries of the universe. But show any straight woman pictures of gay men and she would probably want to sleep with almost all of them.

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    9. Re:Learning is subjective by cachorro · · Score: 1

      ...when you shave in warm water vs cold...

      But if I shave while I'm in water won't I get electrocuted by my electric razor?

    10. Re:Learning is subjective by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      What you describe really isn't that much different than a hypothetical Martha Stewart Channel.

  31. Re:TV for nerds? already got it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TechTV is hardly for nerds. It's more for confused retards who think they're trendy computer users.

  32. trust me by geekoid · · Score: 1

    nerd dancing will make baby Jesus cry.

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  33. Here's the difference. by blair1q · · Score: 3, Insightful

    C-SPAN isn't about whether you want to see it.

    It's about congresscritters marketing themselves to you.

    It was created not because of some right to be informed, but because they want to deduct their suits and have clips of themselves being mendacious and fervent about it to show the voters back home.

    Book Time is there simply because Congress forgot to allow commercial spots to be sold. Otherwise, it'd be Lifestyles of the Profligate and Incumbent.

    1. Re:Here's the difference. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obv don't watch CSPAN, they cover enough non poltics but public intrest stuff.

    2. Re:Here's the difference. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You said it yourself. Book Time IS the programming. All the rest is political advertisments.

    3. Re:Here's the difference. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I don't think you know how C-SPAN works. Congress had nothing to do with it. Brian Lamb decided that there should be a public affairs network, and he got it funded by the cable industry. Every cable/satellite system that carries it pays a certain amount per subscriber to C-SPAN every month. That's the ONLY funding they have.

      BTW, it was a serious fight to get permission for them to broadcast the proceedings of the House, and it took 8 more years to convince the Senate to open up. And even then they insist that they have control of the cameras so C-SPAN can't show some senator picking his nose while somebody's speaking.

    4. Re:Here's the difference. by ratamacue · · Score: 1

      Good lord, please stop calling them "congress critters". We are not talking about fuzzy, snuggly, harmless stuffed animals. These are the people who hold the power to initiate force as a means to an end. Their business is the application of force, not cuddling.

    5. Re:Here's the difference. by blair1q · · Score: 1

      There would be no C-Span unless the Congress allowed it into their building. It's not there because of Brian's appeal to the rights of the people to know what their elected representatives are doing, it's there because that's what Brian said to the public, saving Congress the embarassment of admitting why it's really there.

      They don't care about open meetings any more than Dick Cheney does.

  34. And none too soon by Polyhazard · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was just thinking the other day about how nerds don't spend nearly enough time staring at a screen!

  35. I wonder how many people will get it... by MadAnthony02 · · Score: 3, Informative

    There are a ton of very-narrowly-focused channels out there, but they are only available to small groups of people, it seems. I like cars and computers, so I would love to have Speedvision and TechTV, but of course my local cable company doesn't carry it in my area. I do, however, get such great channels as the golf channel, multiple religious channels, and the public access channel that shows powerpoint slides when it's not showing a blue screen of death.

  36. TLC by respite · · Score: 1

    TLC still is educational, where else are you going to learn the essential skills of survival, like how to make sure an insane designer doesn't completely wreck you're neighbors home?!

    1. Re:TLC by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

      C'mon, didn't the feathers glued to the wall "do it" for you?

      No?

      How about the cardboard?

  37. SlashTV by ziggyboy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Have you guys considered getting a few hours air time per week? Might be good to have SlashTV or something...

    1. Re:SlashTV by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      Hwuuuhhhh? /Jon Stewart

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    2. Re:SlashTV by /dev/trash · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh yeah.

      8AM - News of the Day (SCO)
      9AM - Slashback
      10AM - News of the Day (SCO)
      10:15AM - Sorry about the repeat at 10AM, folks, get used to it.
      10:30 - Slashback

    3. Re:SlashTV by chromatic · · Score: 1

      It's just like every other news channel!

  38. You're not doing ENOUGH for slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So have YOU bought a slashdot subscription for a notorious troll for Christmas yet?

  39. Content -vs- Production by Rahga · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sorry, I don't see this happening.

    Last I checked, there were about 4 or 5 different flavors of the discovery channel on my digital cable box. The big difference between CSPAN and Discovery is that CSPAN is mostly an open feed for anything that wants a voice in Washington, such as, recently, the Ultimate Warrior talking at length (rest assured, amazing signal-to-noise ratio) about rights and freedoms to a youth conference. I could be wrong, but there are not hundreds of professional scientists gathered in one area at a time to debate issues and topics on a 9-to-5 basis. A public set of channels simply wouldn't have any continuous content to feed off of, unlike CSPAN.

    Discovery makes up for this with heavily-produced and well-funded edutainment. There is no CSPAN equivalent (24-hour cable networks aren't really "heavily produced"). The quality far outshines the quantity witnessed by CSPAN, though. Almost everything from TechTV's "Big Thinkers" featuring interviews with Michio Kaku and Lessig (reading a release form...~"'I waive all right to claims I make in this interview and the ability to collect royalites from TechTV and parent companies etc. etc.' ... I'm not going to sign this.") to "Monster Garage" is tastefully presented and very captivating to watch.

    I like what we've got, thank you.

  40. Never would happen by Xoder · · Score: 1

    Because the TV industry's desires are right in line with the Recording and Motion Picture industries'. YRO will have to be limited to /. and other web forums (like k5, MeFi, HuSi, LJ, etc.)

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    1. Re:Never would happen by leviramsey · · Score: 1

      How far HuSi has come in a few short months... it's now said in the same breath as K5 and MeFi).

    2. Re:Never would happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree totally. The only free voice left (non-corporate-pharmaceutical-governmental) is shortwave radio and low-power FM. The rest is stupor-inducing illusion.

  41. and ya know what? by LiberalApplication · · Score: 1

    All that learning has really been tempting me to get myself a television. I am information-ravenous, and it's taken every ouce of willpower I have to not succumb to the temptation to subscribe to cable television for access to TLC, the History Channel, Discovery, The Food Network, and so forth, but this... This could totally smash my resolve.

    Oh television... It's been years. Should I give in?

  42. Re:TV for nerds? already got it. by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

    You work in tech support, don't you.

    You can always learn something from most viewing situations as long as you stay away from the American "reality" and "sitcom" TV shows.

  43. LinkTV by mabu · · Score: 3, Informative

    One of my favorite channels on television is LINK TV. This is available on DirecTV satellite and it's a wonderful resource of alternative news and information.

    While not specifically technical in nature, this network runs a lot of documentaries and shows that the mainstream media would never show. There was a great documentary shown recently where they placed Internet Kiosks in a middle eastern country and didn't tell anyone how to use them, and observed how quickly the children learned to use the Internet and what information they sought out (another segment of the show features the developer of the Kiosks meeting with Issac Asimov and watching 2001 with him! He likened the un-explained Internet kiosk to the monolith in the movie and discussed it with Asimov).

    Another great show on this network is Mosaic which is a daily news program which features excerpts from news broadcasts throughout the middle east. The video footage is much more substantive and you can almost always see an entirely different angle on the daily news stories, as well as a lot more information (and best of all, J-Lo is never mentioned).

    This network is a MUST SEE channel. And had I known about it prior, it would have easily justified switching cable/sat companies.

  44. Their Motto by hao2lian · · Score: 2, Informative

    CSN... Fair and Balanced.

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  45. Non-educational crud? by zakezuke · · Score: 1

    Direct from the website

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    Trading Spaces - Ever sit in someone's home and wonder what would happen if you stripped, ripped and painted as you pleased? Find out during this one-of-a-kind decorating show when two sets of neighbors swap keys to transform a room in each other's home. They have two days, a set budget, and they're not allowed back into their own homes until the moment of truth. This is how-to with a neighborly twist.
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    Actually, while not main streem education, it's actually a decent show to get decoration ideas. Interror design is actually a field, though sometimes not as respected as construction.

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    What not to wear - What Not to Wear draws on the personality and talent of fashion experts Stacy London and Clinton Kelly to convert participants from dowdy to dashing. Hair stylist Nick Arrojo and makeup artist Carmindy add the finishing touches that complete the change.
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    Again, not mainstreem education, but after a full week of geeking out, it's good to tune to this once and a while to get some ideas so you can actually get a date. Let's face it, it's hard to pickup chicks in a cisco t-shirt (though not impossible).

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    Date Patrol - Watch the daters stammer, blush and squirm on these first dates.
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    Ok, I have no defence for this one, I won't even try.

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    1. Re:Non-educational crud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about getting out and doing shit instead of watching cable TV for dating advice - so you not only _look_ like a guy who could pickup chicks...but actually have something to talk about other than what you watched on cable?

    2. Re:Non-educational crud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      but actually have something to talk about other than what you watched on cable?


      Nah... Then you wouldn't have anything common to talk about. Let's face it... what you watch on TV is a great conversation starter.
    3. Re:Non-educational crud? by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Hey, i'll all for that 1/2 hour programing that exists to help you keep your sanity while waiting for paint to dry. Whether it be some form of Geek-TV, or one of the pseudo educational channels. While I don't pretend watching TV is in anyway productive, sure is a far cry better then the current trend of reality TV. Sometimes being semi-productive can actually give you some insperation for a project your working on, whether it be the woodworking shop, or geek-tv.

      The problem with being a geek is the fact that geeks are always doing something, not nessicarly social but always have their little side projects going on. Sure a geek can go hang gliding, surfing, or engage in some form of sporty social activity (aka doing something), but the end result is the same, they end up talking about the esoteric aspects of it, rather then the generic social aspect. So you can either research social interaction... perhaps TLC these days, or find another geek, and end up talking about what you saw on TV researchign social interaction.

      So, GeekTV is a good idea in my book, to give geeks something to watch and talk about and actually be on par with normal human social creatures.

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  46. Re:TV for nerds? already got it. by bunratty · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I got Dish Network two years ago and have been enjoying The Research Channel, UCTV, and UWTV. They've got university lectures nearly around the clock. Some of the lectures are toned down for a lay scientist (lots of annual faculty lectures), and others are broadcasts of actual university classes. CSN would be a welcome addition to these networks for me.

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  47. Stream the video too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Let's hope the cable industry is clever enough to not only fund this as a cable channel but to do as they've done with CSPAN--stream the video from the channel live and offer archived material to watch later.

    Like a lot of others, I get the Internet via cable broadband and don't mind if a bit of my fees go to provide me with this channel as streaming video/audio. Material like this makes cable broadband worth getting.

  48. How long will it last? It's DOA. by OECD · · Score: 1

    I must say I don't give this one much of a chance. It's like C-SPAN--except it's not.

    ...the challenge any new cable channel faces first is getting funding, which Bingham is working on.

    I'd be interested to know where the funding is going to come from. C-SPAN works because it is funded by the cable industry, so they can be (delightfully) boring. Unless they get a similar arrangement with some group or other, they're going to go the way of The Learning Channel.

    Next, he'll have to deal with cable carriers.

    Where he'll be competeing with some 300 other cable networks (some of whom have similar missions.) C-SPAN gets a place on your cable dial because the company is helping pay for it. Bingham may have to pay companies to carry the network.

    Finally, saying you want something to be "like C-SPAN, but more fun" is like saying you want something to be "like Slashdot, but more accessable": you've clearly missed the point.

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  49. So let me get this straight..... by DwarfGoanna · · Score: 2, Funny
    The goal is to make science as popular as, and have the rabid following of..........C-SPAN?!?


    We really are screwed, aren't we?

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  50. Re:TV for nerds? already got it. by VoyagerRadio · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...or the Science Channel. The Science Channel has been airing for a few years--I believe it was formerly called the Discovery Science Channel, or maybe it was the original Discovery Channel. They have good programming--the only problem is, they rerun stuff way too much. Wayyyy too much. Alot of the programming has been broadcast for at least a year. Still, if you haven't seen it before, it's new to you...

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  51. Learning level is important by Pedrito · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The problem with Science on TV is they pretty much have to do it for the least common denominator, which is people who know a hell of a lot less about science than your average geek/nerd.

    I don't have a T.V. and couldn't get PBS down here in Mexico anyway, so I downloaded the three part series that Nova did on String theory. While I found it mildly interesting, it was definitely dumbed down quite a bit. In fact, before I downloaded, I was thinking to myself, how could they possibly explain String theory to your average dolt. Well, they did, and because of that, I found maybe 10 minutes worth of new information in 3 hours of programming.

    Don't get me wrong, I wasn't and don't expect, a channel that's going to explain string theory in detail. I mean, how many people understand that level of math anyway? But I would have liked something a bit deeper.

    But that is exactly my point. They can't do that because they won't get enough viewers. I've tried explaining some potential geometries of the universe to my mother, using diagrams and concepts as simple as I could figure. It went completely over her head. In fact, I think after about 30 seconds, she just stopped listening even though she looked like she was listening intently.

    I thought I could explain it in a way that made sense to a lay person, but I just couldn't. And not just physics. In many topics in science, if you want to go to a depth where I'm going to learn a lot, you're not going to get a lot of viewers. Viewers = money, and folks, money is what runs TV networks. But hey, I'm curious to see what the programming is like, and I wish I could get it down here in Mexico.

  52. I almost disagree by michaeltoe · · Score: 1
    The SciFi Channel makes me want to vomit. It's the worst, most asinine programming anyone has ever constructed. A lot of it is just as stupid, or worse, than the crap they have on other channels.

    I'd be tempted to disagree with you about calling it the channel for nerds... but lets face it, most 'nerds' are incredibly stupid.

  53. Exactly... by michaeltoe · · Score: 1
    ... This is what that stupid "elegant universe" thing that Nova put online a while ago was. It was a decline in quality in favor of pointless special effects and lots of people talking about how cool something is without really explaining it.

    The answer should be obvious. Making your show stupid to appeal to stupid people is not a valid approach at educating anyone.

  54. C-SPAN is vastly more exciting by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

    There are a lot of C-SPAN junkies, and I think there would be a similar interest

    Nope. C-SPAN, already a legendary font of boredom, is tremendously more exciting than a hard science channel would be.

    The daily routines of both politicians and scientists are boring to watch, but politicans have two big advantages in becoming successful TV-fodder.

    1) Their job is already based on attracting the public. (At least when elections are upcoming)
    2) Their behavior is based on conflict. Conflict leads to excitment. Excitment leads to anticipation. Anticipation leads to... ratings.

  55. The problem I see... by Theobon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...is that everyone is at a different level when it comes to science. Every show is either going to be too complex for some or too simple for others. Usually both. It is very hard to make a show that is deemed worthy science to someone with a graduate degree and still be understandable to a highschool student.

    The key to entertainment through science is the idea that you are learning something new. Thus for the show to be entertaining it must be something you don't already know and actually be able to teach you it. This is very hard to do.

    Discovery and TLC realized this and resorted to the lowest denomiator seeing as there are a lot more people without degrees.

  56. Internet TV.. by msimm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    All the other answers pretty much suck. I don't want to pay for 450 channels I don't watch and I can see any serious (long term) reason I should. Anyone with a server and enough bandwidth (and the proper licenses for the content) should be able to set up their own broadcast network. Period.

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  57. Great, but I won't get it on my Cable by southern · · Score: 1

    Who is going to make the cable companies add it to their line-up? Hell, I don't even get the NASA (I have been asking) channel. The cable company seem more incline to add another shopping network, then something like this.

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    1. Re:Great, but I won't get it on my Cable by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      I've noticed a great effort to turn every cable channel into the SAME cable channel. I remeber when MTV was music videos. Now watch it. I haven't in years, but at the time it was Game shows, docudramas, and talk shows. Everything BUT music.

      I did used to enjoy the History channel. At least until I started hanging out with historians who showed me that the programs don't differentiate between the crackpots and the respected historians. They go by who looks better on camera. I also started finding I could get better information from my local library or (gasp) the Internet.

      Science just isn't sexy, glamorous, or even exciting to the folks who watch TV on a regular basis. TV, and especially cable, are our modern day colleseum. It's the opiate of the masses. If it doesn't bleed, tintilate, or humiliate, it doesn't stay on the air long.

      A better forum may be to set up a netflicks like service where you can have DVD's of newsreels and documentaries delivered. An electronic science journal, of sorts. DVD's are cheap to press, they ship well, and you can drop them in the back cover of magazines. Libraries could keep copies. It could preserve information in an easily digested form for posterity.

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  58. Re:Honestly Wired? by 56uSquareWave · · Score: 1

    When a 'source' covers the Orgasmatron i think it stops being respecatble ;)

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  59. too many science channels? by peter303 · · Score: 2, Informative

    We have
    *The Discovery Channel
    *The Learning Channel
    *National Geographic Channel
    *about a quarter of PBS- NOVA, SciAm Frontiers, Frontiers,
    *some items on the Hostory Channel
    and probably others I've overlooked.

    Science journalism pretty much has to follow the general rules of drama:
    *You need an engaging theme/conflict to drive a story,
    *It has to have a proper beginning, development, and ending,
    *It needs interesting human characters.
    Often these "science dramas" take the form of mysteries to be solved, races between labs or against time, quirky characters, and so on.

    1. Re:too many science channels? by dustinSmith · · Score: 1

      Isn't it the Discovery Channel and the Learning Channel who are constantly broadcasting REAL TV?

      RealTV = explosions, injuries, justice in the law, and other wreckless acts of human stupidity.

      There is some science to all this though: Appeal to the most base and savage instincts of the audience.

    2. Re:too many science channels? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Except the science is a cooperative effort on the part of humanity to understand the world we live it. It is hard to create a gripping story where transparency and objectivity are the ideal.

      Cable's answer: make drama up or find the outlying cases. Example: the Newton/Liebnitz vendetta. That case was not drama, it was a tragic misuse of Newton's office. Where mathmatics and science could have benefitted from the collaboration of 2 geniouses, all we ended up with was duplicated effort and conflicting notational systems.

      For the record, the calculis you learned uses Liebnitz's notation.

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    3. Re:too many science channels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not in Canada. TLC does not air Real TV, but Spike TV does.

  60. PBS & ITV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I enjoy watching the Physics stuff by Dr Samuel R. GoodStein? Cool stuff!

    There was some guy that was confined to a wheel chair that did some cool stuff about physics. Don't see him around anymore. (Sigh)

    With the problems of public schools, it would make sense to have learning Via TV, but that makes too much sense.

  61. No, it's TechTV by SydShamino · · Score: 1

    Tech TV is far more for us than Sci Fi. At least given the poor state of Sci Fi today.

    If you haven't watched, I suggest you check out an evening of X-Play, Screen Savers, and, of course, Unscrewed. (Tech Live as well, but I don't get home in time for that, and wouldn't have time to watch it if I recorded it.)

    (No, Leo isn't always technical, but he is there to try to explain things to the masses.)

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    1. Re:No, it's TechTV by dekashizl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree. TechTV (channel #294 on Comcat Digital in San Francisco) is really an outstanding channel.

      As you mentioned, "X-Play" (video game reviews), "Screen Savers" (kind of like the TV version of Slashdot), and "Unscrewed" (wacky tech stuff with sexual edge and a ridiculously hot co-host) are all great shows.

      Other good shows are "Big Thinkers" (profiles on big people in tech), "Future Fighting Machines" (aircraft carriers, battlefield tech, etc.), and more. The occasional Robot Wars (generally minus the obnoxious audio) provides nice background video.

      Overall, it's great and generally stimulating TV. That being said, this is different from the subject of this article, which is more of a CSPAN-esque channel, kind of like being at a tech conference without having to smell all the dirty nerds (you know who you are, just take a shower in the morning for crying out loud, you can still be smart for the rest of the day, and smell smart too).

    2. Re:No, it's TechTV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "(No, Leo isn't always technical, but he is there to try to explain things to the masses.)
      "

      I agree with this statement, which, IMO, makes TechTV terrible. This is a show which primarily is to teach things to the masses. If you are watching this to "learn" something, you are a little behind, and shouldn't be considered a "geek"

    3. Re:No, it's TechTV by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      I learned a good bit during Leo's interview with the FCC chairman last week.

      And I learn a good bit from the other people on the show. They are all very technical, and explain things in a more technical way. And, as the other reply to my original post said, they also just talk about tech things in the news. That is, in a nutshell, a TV version of slashdot.

      TechTV has to stay in business, so they do attempt to appeal to a slightly larger market. Heck, they even have a "Wonders of Microsoft" tv show on during the day. That doesn't make them less geeky. After all, a lot of geeks whore themselves out to corporations who use Microsoft crap, and then laugh all the way to the bank.

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  62. Ridiculous by Epsilons · · Score: 1

    I much more prefer to watch talks/conference online, if available. There would be no ads nor some other kind of junk flying over, just scientific bytes from the people who really care about science, and I can work at the same time. Doing this on TV channel is kind of waist of money and energy. The commercial benifit flowing into the corporated media should be put to some other better place. There are alreadt some popular channel like NASA and discover.

  63. already got it, TiVo! by NuShrike · · Score: 1

    It only shows what I want to watch all the time, whenever I want, without annoying repeats, and as much geeky science shows, or not, from any channel as I like. Even add in some porn if I feel like it.

    No channel is my master; only Cable.

  64. Drama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Science is cool, but there is always Drama. People pissed at one another. Hence the high impact of Reality shows and deadline shows. Every scientist has gone through some type of drama. You name it. It is always a battle. Every Science has had it's battle with Religion. You can't eliminate the Human factor out of the equation. So, it basically boils down to Drama. Drama sells.

  65. Why are people complaining about this? by LordK3nn3th · · Score: 1

    The way I see it, this will be science that doesn't get covered by the mainstream media-- and more accurate, to boot.

    Quit saying the SciFi channel is adequate. They ****ing have John Edward's Crossing Over on it. What's sad is people believe that cold-reading trickery. TechTV is nice, also, but is it raw science discussion? Certainly not.

    I want to see raw, unfiltered science discussion, not the new "cool hot topic" like string theory.

    Also, part of the scientific process is peer review. This should certainly help, don't you think?

    It's too hard to find good science nowadays. Hell, PBS sells stupid creationism B.S. with their science stuff...

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  66. TLC needs captioning by wmspringer · · Score: 1

    I've never watched TLC, simply because almost everything they show is not close-captioned. Hopefully this new science channel won't make that mistake.

  67. Re:TV for nerds? already got it. by brendan_orr · · Score: 1

    Nah, NASA Tv is tv for nerds. Unfortunately, you have to own a c-band satellite dish.

  68. A catch phrase? by jcpii · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe subscribers could go online and vote for the programming they would like to see, or even submit program ideas. You could call it "TV for Nerds. Stuff that Matters."

  69. Re:TV for nerds? already got it. by fwoggey · · Score: 1

    Comcast gives us NASA TV on standard analog cable here. My theory is it's a plot to bore us into buying their overpriced digital cable package.

  70. Science or Pseudo-Science? by dustinSmith · · Score: 1

    Like every other previous attempt to provide educational TV, how long until CSN turns towards the masses? To be frank, the frontiers of modern science are so complex and fine-grained it's going to be damn tough to actually present anything that is really 'news'. And how long before it sacrifices TRUTH for ENTERTAINMENT and rounds off the minutiae to give us an entertaining science-fiction account of 'How Our World Works'? If the CSN wants to teach the average semi-conscious, insipid TV-viewing mind something, they're going to have to recruit more Film School kids than scientists!

  71. It is Our Television Channel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This is NOT what we want. We're smart, we love science, but we prefer the Internet, a place where WE MAKE THE NEWS and are independently allowed to form our own opinions.

    A place where we make the news...I understand.

    WikiTV

  72. Re:TV for nerds? already got it. by NateTech · · Score: 1

    It's also available on Dish Network you dolt.

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  73. Since when are Linux users intelligent???? by barichter · · Score: 1

    Anyone using Linux is probably in the top three percentile for raw intelligence?????? That has to be one of the most absurd statements I have heard in weeks. To be honest, I have always discounted someone as a poser, fraud, fake, or perhaps ignorant one they say that they use Linux. People who use Linux are the ones that are easily swayed by what is popular, IMHO. Now, if someone talks about Solaris then I will sit up and take notice. Linux is a very poor implimentation of Unix, unless of course you are like those case moders with their blue lights and simply like the flashy gui or pretty colors. Real geeks don't care about that stuff. They care about getting things done. NOT about how things look. So all of you Linux users, go download Solaris and work with a REAL version of Unix!

  74. Why not buy in more international TV? by LarsWestergren · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised that not more channels buy in more content produced from other countries. The best programs I have seen are made either in
    a) Britain
    b) Sweden.
    I'm sure there are lots of other quality programs made in the US and around the world that I never get to see though. Unfortunately I'm guessing that the channels that aim for the lowest common denominator are the ones that are making money...
    But there must be lots of stuff in the archives of national public TV channels around the world that is available for very cheap, isn't it possible that there is enough of a market to make at least a little profit from each show?

    Oh well, I'm not holding my breath. If it wasn't for the crackdown on P2P I would be downloading much more quality stuff from the net. The annoying thing is that the people who made for instance Time Team encourage swapping tapes (they have a forum on their official homepage where people can ask for episodes to trade), and the people behind Mystery Science Theatre 3000 have said in interviews they don't mind people sharing episodes on the net. These things are not available to buy (those MST3K episdoes available to buy are not traded), so there is no one losing money when people share. However, when the big media companies are cracking down, you can't be sure you won't get a whopping lawsuit anyway.

    Does anyone know if for instance Scrapheap Challenge (the British seasons) or Time Team are available somewhere on the net? I bought the Scrapheap DVD - Commandments, what a disappointment that was! A straight VHS to DVD recording. A whole season crammed into one hour, so each episode was basically summed up to: "Ok, this week we are building a catapult. [cut] Here we see someone welding. [cut] The teams are finished, and now lets spend five minutes on the exiting competition!" They removed all that made the show interesting, i.e. the design decisions, the little explanatory animations (perhaps a bit simple, but good for me who isn't very technical), the history trivia etc. The competition was only interesting because then we got to see how the design and skills of the team played off, but no, they had to dumb it down to the "action" part.

    For pure entertainment, I can recommend finding the DAPCentral on the net and downloading Mystery Science Theatre 3000.

    Now that I've gotten my Radeon All-in-Wonder card, I'm definitely starting to record Time Team, A Car is (Re)Born and Scrapheap, lets see if I share them in the future... :-)

    Wow, I just read through what I wrote. This must have been one of the most rambling and incoherent posts I have ever made to /. Good thing this is the last day at work before the Christmas break, I think I need sleep. :-)

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  75. Re:NASA TV by netringer · · Score: 1

    You can get NASA on DirecTV. You just have to have a triple LNB dish becuase it's on another satellite, along with the non-english language channels. These days most vendors are bundling the triple LNB dish because you will also need the other sats to get HDTV channels.

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  76. Like SciFi? by autechre · · Score: 1

    It started (IIRC) as a channel showing any movie that they could buy for $20. Eventually it grew into what it is today. Now, IMHO, they hit a peak with Farscape and have gone down slightly since then, but I'm optimistic enough to think that that was just "a peak" and not "the peak." I think Stargate SG-1 is a good series (but that started a while ago, as it's in the middle of season 7), and their "You are watching SciFi" spots are entertaining (the new ones for the Food Network are good too). But UFO investigations with BRYANT GUMBEL? Eep. And Scare Tactics is just dumb.

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  77. Re:TV for nerds? already got it. by fataugie · · Score: 1

    I have Dish Network also, and was a big fan of the CCN network up in that same range of channels. They had a kick-ass series on PhotoShop that I wish I had taped (who knew they would drop the channel).

    Now that I have a DVR, I've been recording all the lectures and other things that are of interest on the Research Channel, UCTV and UWTV.

    Damn I need to get a life...

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  78. I LIKE HOW THIS WAS MODDED AS REDUNDANT! :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  79. Re:ah, the random Hitler comments by drakewyrm · · Score: 1

    Of course, if you can go three pages of posts without a Hitler reference, you've also done well.

    Oh, well.

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