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Fingers Crossed for Beagle

Adam_Trask writes "Never has a spacecraft been built so quickly, on so little money, and been sent on such a long journey fraught with so many dangers. Beagle 2 has been carried to the vicinity of Mars by the Mars Express mothership, and released successfully to go its own way for the final leg of the journey."

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  1. Three Cheers for British Space Efforts by matthew.thompson · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hip hip - Horray!

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    1. Re:Three Cheers for British Space Efforts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I though all this mission (by the way, is "Mars Express", not "Beagle" mission) was an European effort. From all your comments, it seems Mars Express is "this unpleasant but useful thing which carries us to Mars"

      Don't forget that without the rest of the spaceship, the only British options would be throwing Beagle over Devonshire :)

    2. Re:Three Cheers for British Space Efforts by zeen · · Score: 1

      Yay! If Britian has problems funding future space projects then maybe the whole of Europe will perk up if we land and all goes well. This project is partly funded and engineered by Europe isn't it?

  2. I knew Snoopy would made it... by Hanul · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. as a WWI veteran flying on his doghouse to Mars.

    1. Re:I knew Snoopy would made it... by stevesliva · · Score: 3, Informative
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    2. Re:I knew Snoopy would made it... by greenegg77 · · Score: 1

      Let's just hope he doesn't have one too many root beers on the way down...

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    3. Re:I knew Snoopy would made it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he wasn't flying on a doghouse, he was flying on a sopwith camel. . .

  3. Xmas Presents by splutty · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I personally think this must be one of the nicest Xmas presents in a while. And hopefully this one won't go awry and actually produce the results everyone in the community hopes for.

    Anyone else thinking about 'London, The Beagle has landed'..

    Mad.

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    1. Re:Xmas Presents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone else thinking about 'London, The Beagle has landed'..

      Sheesh, you "blokes" never can come up wtih anything original can you? LOL.

    2. Re:Xmas Presents by JimPooley · · Score: 5, Informative

      That would be 'Leicester, the Beagle has landed' - the whole thing is being controlled from the National Space Centre in Leicester, where you can actually go and watch the control centre in action.

      Although actually it's going to announce itself by playing a tune by Blur, as well as using a Damien Hirst painting to calibrate the cameras.

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    3. Re:Xmas Presents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever since the USSR launched any number of things whilst the US was snozzing, it took a beeping football to wake them up.

  4. First images back from the Martian surface by xenoweeno · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Re:First images back from the Martian surface by TopShelf · · Score: 4, Funny

      You're making me VERY angry...

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    2. Re:First images back from the Martian surface by gr8_phk · · Score: 2, Funny

      I did something similar with the pathfinder images. Big purple alien. Afterward, I realized it could be even more fun to place a small beer can in the distance and claim they never went to mars. Look, they left something on the set! Stir that pot.

    3. Re:First images back from the Martian surface by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      I just set that as my desktop background. Thanks!

      (Just wish http://www.dragg.net/users/pennywitt/ had put up an index page so I could thank her, too!)

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    4. Re:First images back from the Martian surface by Adambomb · · Score: 1

      ...very angry indeed!

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  5. The Beagle by Alioth · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is Tranquility Base...the Beagle has landed!

    1. Re:The Beagle by snake_dad · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just a quick FYI: the actual landing site name is Isidis Planitia. (Don't click the resources link unless you like pink...)

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    2. Re:The Beagle by NickFitz · · Score: 1

      If it behaves the way most Britons behave abroad, it'll be more like Drunken Hooligan Base. Certainly no tranquility.

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    3. Re:The Beagle by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I think your monitor's color calibration is off. It's not pink, it's lavender. I suggest checking your gamma and color temperature. Of course, this is just one of the many problems facing web developers, which will hopefully go away as more people get flat panel LCD displays.

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    4. Re:The Beagle by ColaMan · · Score: 1

      Are you mad? serious graphic designers hate LCD displays , as the contrast changes depending on the viewing angle (and to a smaller extent the colour balance does as well). CRT's don't suffer from this problem.

      But you're right, it's lavender, or a blue shade anyway.

      Perhaps the original poster's broken his blue drive on his display and has yet to notice it?
      "Man , what's with all these pinky/green websites lately? And this new windows colour theme *sucks*"

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    5. Re:The Beagle by jkcity · · Score: 1

      he said on the resources page, which definatly looks pink to me.
      http://www.beagle2.com/resources/index.htm

  6. Let's hope it's the green antennae... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that are crossed, or we'll not see beagle 2 again until the invasion.

    1. Re:Let's hope it's the green antennae... by Guipo · · Score: 2, Funny
      mars has oil?

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    2. Re:Let's hope it's the green antennae... by maharg · · Score: 1
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  7. Nitpicking by geeber · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Adam_Trask didn't write that summary. Dr David Whitehouse, BBC News Online science editor did, and Adam_Trask just lifted the sentences out of the article. Shouldn't the poster make that clear?

    1. Re:Nitpicking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That explains the correct spelling. I was beginning to wonder if Slashdot was losing that magic touch. Thanks for restoring my faith.

    2. Re:Nitpicking by fruey · · Score: 1
      Happens all the time. I correctly submit stories citing my source (some stories get published by other submitters with less interesting text and links) but it's the luck of the draw.

      Don't be surprised - most stories are the first one or two paragraphs from an article.

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    3. Re:Nitpicking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've been saving up a couple of excellent recent slashdot mis-spellings for just such an occassion:

      1) "Analiser"

      Something which makes one anal, I guess.

      2) "Celibration"

      To mark an important event by giving up sex?

    4. Re:Nitpicking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "occassion"

      To make an ass of yourself when correcting other people's spelling?

    5. Re:Nitpicking by missing000 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm glad I still support copyrights.

      I'm actually quite disappointed that I support copyrights.

    6. Re:Nitpicking by toganet · · Score: 1

      Yeah -- it's a good thing that the Slashdot editors don't want to be taken seriously as journalists, or else their self-esteem would be very low right now.

    7. Re:Nitpicking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no one cares if you can spell. you obviously knew what the two words meant so why bother even saying that there wrong if they got the point across.

      people who complain about spelling are the most simple minded people in the whole world. you think your bright or whitty because you can correct peoples spelling? well clippy the micro$oft (yes im cool) thing can do that too.

      be like clippy, correct peoples spelling. dont for a second think your not just as annoying, useless and redundant.

      ps enjoy all my mis speeled werds fcuker!!!1

    8. Re:Nitpicking by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
      Very whitty, I don't think.

      There's not a whit of wit to be found anywhere in your simple-minded whinge. There's a right way and a wrong way to spell English - why not use some of your underexercised neurons and learn the correct way to spell?

      Anonymous knobhead.

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    9. Re:Nitpicking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something which makes one anal

      You mean IANAL?

    10. Re:Nitpicking by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      because language is about getting ideas across. sure if everyone prints the same things its alot easier but its passible and should not be counted negatively against, one who cannot spell.

      there ideas are no less valid.

      oh and the countries who use english cant even agree on spellings. colour, i think is the proper way to spell it. what do you think? well then.

      so stfu and stop beating up on crippled kids. if you must be so lame, secretly acknowledge that your better than them and realize NO ONE ELSE CARES except people who think excactly the way you do. because if only like minded people come to your defence, how right can you be?

      basic rate irratent

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  8. Wow by The+One+KEA · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If this probe does manage to survive, then it will be a testament to the skill and abilities of the engineers and managers who helped build it. Hopefully, its success will inspire the bean counters to be a little freer in their funding in the future ;)

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    1. Re:Wow by capt.Hij · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If it succeeds then this will be taken as an affirmation that cheaper can work. Unfortunately, some will think of it as cheaper is better.

    2. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the "bean counters" will insist that a larger budget is not required for results.

      and in some cases maybe they are right.

      The result I expect is that more countries will try similar projects feeling assured a small budget will still produce excelent results.

    3. Re:Wow by digitalsushi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      cheaper IS better. more sponsors will get interested as it becomes more realistic to be involved. lots of little projects guarentee more successes than single large projects. its like raiding your drives, or not putting all your eggs in one basket.

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    4. Re:Wow by JWW · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No better is better.

      When you say cheaper is better the first thing that pops into my head in this case is....

      "This week on Junkyard Wars, we'll give TWO teams TEN hours to see if they can bodge together a Martian Probe!!"

  9. *cough* by skinfitz · · Score: 1, Informative

    Adam_Trask writes "Never has a spacecraft been built so quickly, on so little money, and been sent on such a long journey fraught with so many dangers. Beagle 2 has been carried to the vicinity of Mars by the Mars Express mothership, and released successfully to go its own way for the final leg of the journey."

    Actually those words were written by Dr David Whitehouse, BBC News Online science editor.

  10. MOD ABUSE ALERT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    How is the 2nd post redundant?

    I don't think giving the Brits kudos for their effort is redundant in comparison with the 1st post, a GNAA post.

    Stupid mods.

  11. Weird design, hope it works by Stalke · · Score: 4, Funny

    "When Beagle gets to the surface its power is almost spent and it must immediately open up and expose its solar panels to the sunlight to charge its batteries and run its systems. Too much of a delay and it will die."

    Sounds sortoff like the ipod. After a year in space the battery doesn't hold much of a charge.

    "Beagle survives on the energy from its solar panels and has no way to clean them if they get dirty because of, say, a dust storm."

    Havn't they considering using windshield wipers. They come as standard equipment on all cars but I guess on space probes they are an optional extra that wasn't purchased :)

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    1. Re:Weird design, hope it works by Basehart · · Score: 1

      "Beagle survives on the energy from its solar panels and has no way to clean them if they get dirty because of, say, a dust storm."

      Why don't they use those transparent strips that Formula One race car drivers use on their visors? Someone could just peel a strip off each solar panel after a dust storm.

    2. Re:Weird design, hope it works by dotwaffle · · Score: 1

      "When Beagle gets to the surface its power is almost spent and it must immediately open up and expose its solar panels to the sunlight to charge its batteries and run its systems. Too much of a delay and it will die."

      Actually, you're missing the point. The bit I've highlighted... Look at it. Needs sunlight. Imagine if the parachute falls on top of it. Or the Martian Dust Storms cover it... NOW you laugh ;)

    3. Re:Weird design, hope it works by visgoth · · Score: 1

      I volunteer to be that brave soul who peels off those thingies! However, I will need a ride there, and a place to stay.

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    4. Re:Weird design, hope it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Havn't they considering using windshield wipers. They come as standard equipment on all cars but I guess on space probes they are an optional extra that wasn't purchased :)

      Somewhere in the world, a highly paid engineer is banging his head on a wall and saying "Why didn't I think of that?"

    5. Re:Weird design, hope it works by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Actually I think I'd have put piezo elements in the solar panels. You could probably just vibrate the dust off.

      Maybe we can put a squeegee on a future mars probe, and we can send it over to clean the beagle's solar panels... Wash your windows, guv'nor?

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    6. Re:Weird design, hope it works by Lispy · · Score: 1

      Or screw the whole solarpanel and go for windenergy in the fist place?.

      I mean there is much more wind than sun on Mars. Everyone knows this, but still, they rely on sun wich is also risky because of the wind...hrrmm...Or am I wrong here?

      cu,
      Lispy

    7. Re:Weird design, hope it works by ID_Roamer · · Score: 1

      I am not sure that a wind turbine on Mars would be very efficient.

      Turbines work by changing the kinetic energy of a fluid into mechanical energy.

      Wind Turbines require a large mass of air moving at a consistent velocity. I believe the problem is that while there is wind on Mars, it isn't dense enough to power a turbine with small blades. A wind turbine capable of producing a enough power for the Beagle, would probably have blades bigger than the whole spacecraft.

      Just a lay opinion though.

  12. airbags by kjba · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...and they must protect Beagle for up to 12 bounces

    How long before we can expect such technology in our cars? Such cars would just bounce back in a collision. Not to mention the potentials for bouncing airplanes!

    1. Re:airbags by brokenvoice · · Score: 1

      Unlikely. We'd have to fit the same crash bas to people/dogs/prams the list goes on...

    2. Re:airbags by acidrain69 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I didn't check on this, but the Beagle probe doesn't weigh as much as a car, and it has a parachute to slow it down. You probably wouldn't have enough time to deploy a parachute and have it open and slow you down enough to make a difference.

      I wonder if they could do something like in the movie demolition man, with the foam. That would be sweet. And it should taste like chocolate or something.

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    3. Re:airbags by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      With all those bounces, why didn't they call it Britney?

    4. Re:airbags by transient · · Score: 1

      You're probably right about the cars. Airplanes are another matter.

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    5. Re:airbags by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "With all those bounces, why didn't they call it Britney?"

      Because when it docks with the mothership, they don't want the media to run wild with stories about the kiss.

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    6. Re:airbags by Araneas · · Score: 4, Funny
      Well judging from the pictures it has three floppy bags hanging off its body and Britney only has two.

      Nope, I'm wrong, forgot to count Madonna

  13. If you want to know more about Mars by Gavin+Scott · · Score: 5, Informative

    Perhaps the best science book I've ever read is A Traveler's Guide to Mars. This book is full of the latest imagery from various mapping missions, and the author (well known planetary scientist William K. Hartmann) tells you, in clear enjoyable prose, basically everything we know about Mars and how it has been figured out. It turns out that Mars is way more interesting (and wet) than you probably expect. If you plan on following the Beagle 2 mission and the two NASA rovers that follow next month, then this is the book to have.

    G.

    1. Re:If you want to know more about Mars by FroMan · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you do not want to limit yourself to just a measely little red planet hoever, you might want to pick up this book, often considered the definitive work on the universe.

      Dr. Adams may well be most remembered for this work detailing not only travel through the universe in the heart of gold, but also covers travel through time also. There are lessons within this excellent tome that could even help you fly without the assistance of any mechanical devices. This is a must have book especially if you have ever pondered the secret of life, the universe, and everything.

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  14. Oh boy by Kenneth+Stephen · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Then there are the airbags. If anything goes wrong the engineers suspect it will be them. They failed their first tests and had to be designed and built without a full testing regime.

    The bags werent fully tested? Havent they heard of Murphy's law?
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    1. Re:Oh boy by Trigun · · Score: 1

      If they had heard of Murphy's law, they wouldn't have bothered testing.
      "So sorry about that crash and burn chaps, but it was out of our control. Murphy's law and whatnot"

    2. Re:Oh boy by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      I guess they have. That's why they think that if anything goes wrong, it will likely be those. :-)

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    3. Re:Oh boy by Bill_Mische · · Score: 2, Informative

      Better yet, they filmed it for BBC2. We saw the bugger fail first time round. But in the end it had to go on time or not go at all.

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    4. Re:Oh boy by zwanglos · · Score: 1

      Murphy's law was never meant to be negative. It actually began as "whatever can happen, will happen." Murphy always gets a bad wrap, I suggest you read the true history here.

      Work expands to meet the time and money that is available.

    5. Re:Oh boy by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      If you read the true history, you would have known that it actually originally meant, "if a human can screw it up, they will." Remember the specific example that they gave in the first place was that the connectors weren't labeled and could be connected backwards.

      Pretty sad that IBM didn't realize this fact when they made the IBM PC with its power connectors that could be hooked up backwards, leading to years of stupid people connecting them with the grounds at the outside and frying motherboards and CPUs. Hooray for ATX power! As well as every other modern connector which can only be connected one way, keyed header connectors, and so on.

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    6. Re:Oh boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why we're standing here today. Whatever can happen.

  15. a bit gloomy and doomy by jason0000042 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The article is full of gloom and doom. It makes it sound like there's no chance at all that it will succeed. I hope it's not as bad as all that. I think they're just trying to keep everybody's hopes from getting too high. Well, my hopes are high anyway. And whatever happens, watching this story unfold will be much more fun than watching some stupid parade with giant inflatable balloon cartoons.

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    1. Re:a bit gloomy and doomy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The article is full of gloom and doom. It makes it sound like there's no chance at all that it will succeed. I hope it's not as bad as all that.

      Have you never met a british person?

    2. Re:a bit gloomy and doomy by BaronAaron · · Score: 1

      "It makes it sound like there's no chance at all that it will succeed."

      Landing a probe safely on Mars is not exactly easy. Personally I find unfavorable odds more exciting than a sure thing anyway. You just know one of the three probes is going to fail. But, which one?!

      It's fun stuff!

    3. Re:a bit gloomy and doomy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What else do expect from the BBC? Have you been following their coverage of Iraq. You'd think the US and UK were losing. It looked like the poor announcers were going to cry when the news about Saddam broke.

    4. Re:a bit gloomy and doomy by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      ". I think they're just trying to keep everybody's hopes from getting too high. Well, my hopes are high anyway. And whatever happens, watching this story unfold will be much more fun than watching some stupid parade with giant inflatable balloon cartoons. "

      I think they're just trying to generate hype. You see, your hopes are high for the struggling probe (a cliched storytelling device), and in the last sentence of your post, you prove that their approach achieved its desired results.

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    5. Re:a bit gloomy and doomy by jason0000042 · · Score: 1

      You're probably right. But if they said "It'll be almost as fun as cutting an apple in half and watching it brown" I'd still be more into it than the parade.

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  16. manufacturer by theMerovingian · · Score: 4, Funny

    Never has a spacecraft been built so quickly, on so little money, and been sent on such a long journey fraught with so many dangers.

    I didn't know Ford made spacecraft!

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    1. Re:manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, they do/did make spacecraft. Ford Aerospace.

    2. Re:manufacturer by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's an unmanned mission and they still included a dozen cupholders?

    3. Re:manufacturer by KillerHamster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, it's called the Ford Probe.

    4. Re:manufacturer by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Never has a spacecraft been built so quickly, on so little money, and been sent on such a long journey fraught with so many dangers."

      I thought they were talking about Starbug.

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    5. Re:manufacturer by enigmiac · · Score: 1

      are you sure it wasn't the Ford Prefect?

  17. No offense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I love the British people; they are friendly, clever, well spoken, and generally well thought out.

    That said, most everything they build is always missing one key ingredient. Maybe poor interface, maybe a critical technical componenet is under-engineered.

    I hope it succeeds, but I have a funny feeling about this one.

    Of course, I believe the two NASA probes will put two huge craters in the surface; we used to be a decent engineering nation. Now we forget critical pieces of spacecraft design. Our record in the past few years is apalling.

    Go figure... The Hubble.... oops, we didn't check the f*cking thing would *work* before we sent it up. The last Mars probe "well, sh*t, metric, imperial what's the difference". The Shuttle "Lets design a complicated brick that if it gets a tiny nick, it burns up on reentry".

    1. Re:No offense by superdan2k · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Go figure... The Hubble.... oops, we didn't check the f*cking thing would *work* before we sent it up. The last Mars probe "well, sh*t, metric, imperial what's the difference". The Shuttle "Lets design a complicated brick that if it gets a tiny nick, it burns up on reentry".

      I'd agree with you on Hubble -- that was just stupidity. Regarding the metric/imperial -- who the fuck knows how that happened? But that's not bad engineering, that's bad project planning. As for the Shuttle, bear two things in mind: 1.) a crack in the leading edge of the wing is not a nick, and 2.) you're also looking at a design that's almost 30 years old.

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    2. Re:No offense by brokenvoice · · Score: 1

      All it needs is the ability to convert between metric and imperial and perhaps resisting the temptation to gold-plate (figuratively speaking) everything your space boffins produce.

    3. Re:No offense by jdesbonnet · · Score: 1

      Well please tell us one country that can do something without screwing up once in a while.

      I saw a documentary on the builing of this probe. Amazing the amount of sweat and tears that have gone into this project. It may be cheap on paper, but if you count all the hours that have been put into this project at contractor rates it wouldn't be as cheap you you think.

    4. Re:No offense by Jugalator · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yes, I'd be happy to see a probe that manages to land on Mars for once. :-) It's sad to see those crashing probes. Even better would be if it not only landed, but also found something interesting while looking for life to create some hype! Would be good for NASA et al. as well. :-/

      Oh, you missed a failed probe too:
      NASA's Mars Polar Lander May Have Landed Safely

      Not that I really want to bash anyone for their failed probes. When you think about it, it's awesome they have even got probes to land over there. However, I could personally have been without things like mixed up distance units. :-P

      And it's not only NASA that makes these kind of mistakes. Read and weep:

      "When the European Space Agency's Ariane 5 blew up less than a minute
      into its maiden mission several months ago, it was revealed that the
      disaster was created by a software bug -- a program that tried to push a
      64-bit number into a 16-bit space. About $7 billion was written off in
      that single disastrous explosion."

      The reason for this? They accidentally uploaded the Ariane 4 software to the Ariane 5 before launch. Needless to say, the rockets didn't work exactly the same. :-)

      This math bug caused both the primary and backup computers to hang.

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    5. Re:No offense by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

      No offense? Maan, that's just such a stupid comment. I suppose you also think Germans would engineer it better, but they're less friendly, but still better than the French who are neither friendly nor good engineers. And the Americans are unfriendly, boorish, profoundly stupid and mediocre engineers, though they have big budgets. I could go on (Japanese, Russians, Indians, etc.) but I hope I've said enough to make you see how stupid your comment sounds.

    6. Re:No offense by mhw25 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      > I love the British people; they are friendly, clever, well spoken, and generally well thought out. That said, most everything they build is always missing one key ingredient. Maybe poor interface, maybe a critical technical componenet is under-engineered.

      Well, the magnificient stations and bridges that Isambard Kingdom Brunel designed/built for the Great Western Railway stood the test of time, retaining both their functionality and beauty. And if you forget the open topped tour buses of London and take a walking tour along the Thames and you'll see how so many of the graceful Victorian bridges still stands despite them not being designed to carry modern multi axled heavy vehicles.

      Most British engineering today tends to be rather less assuming but mostly works. The North Sea petroleum industry is one example. The tube is a bit shite at times but you have to consider the lack of investment it had to endure for decades.

      Perhaps the greatest reason why British engineering failed to produce some spectacular sucsesses to match their illustrious predecessors is the brain drain - most of the best engineering students left to work in the city for the banking and financial institutions.

      At the end of the day you can't blame entire nations, be it British, American, or anyone else for mistakes made by individuals/teams, especially given the cost constraints and management meddlings.

    7. Re:No offense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the British Space Programme -- Its typical of postwar British engineering in that it was horribly under funded, succeeded beyond peoples expectations despite that, and then was immediately shut down.

    8. Re:No offense by Redmega · · Score: 3, Interesting

      IIRC the hubble debacle wasn't all that stupid. The mirror was tested thoroughly, it was the testing apparatus that was screwed - and even that was only down to a fleck of paint under one of the bolts holding the thing in place. I wouldn't bet my house on it though, I'm probably wrong. A costly mistake nonetheless.

    9. Re:No offense by Bill_Mische · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think you'll find the missing ingredient is money...

      Quote of the week:

      Interviewer: "What happens if you find life on Mars?"

      Prof.Colin Pillinger: "I'll find it a lot easier to get funding for the next mission"

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    10. Re:No offense by charliedog · · Score: 1

      I, too wish our British comrades well but must agree with the poster. The problem seems to be that once they get something right, they hold onto the design. I offer two examples.

      One only needs to look at how long the MG and the Austin Healy remained unmodified to determine that the Brits are averse to changes.

      A British company that I mercifully don't remember placed a bid on the US Marines request for proposal for the Light Armored Vehicle.The specification for turret speed of turning was very demanding in that it had to be very fast to get on target quickly but also capable of very, very slow movement to aim properly. The British company used an electric turret motor. They provided a detailed explanation of why the turret speed could never meet both the high and the low speeds at the same time. While the source selection committee agreed with the Brits, they also rejected the design. The whole rest of the world (including the Brazilians and the Eastern Europeans) had long ago switched to hydraulic motors that could easily meet and exceed the turret speed specifications.

      Hopefully, older technology will be sufficient for this present trip.

    11. Re:No offense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love the British people; they are friendly, clever, well spoken, and generally well thought out.

      And if you read the BBC article you'll see we're also a bloody pessimistic lot.

      That said, most everything they build is always missing one key ingredient.

      True more often than not - the missing ingredient is usually "to be taken seriously". But then we're mainly good at inventing things. Take Beagle 2. It's got the smallest mass-spectrometer ever built on board, which IIRC was built in some guy's spare bedroom. But when it comes to actually doing things with our inventions we prefer to hand the plans to the US.

      I hope it succeeds, but I have a funny feeling about this one.

      I think you're right. But I think there is just enough "on a wing and a prayer", and last minute desperation to see it work. We'll see.

      The last Mars probe "well, sh*t, metric, imperial what's the difference"

      Concorde was built by the British, using Imperial, and the French, using Metric. The British and French have despised each other for something like 500 years. Yet strangely, we managed to succeed. I admit it was mainly due to the French love of beaurocracy which created a treaty that tied both governments into a project neither really wanted, but still a success.

    12. Re:No offense by mysticbob · · Score: 1
      Our record in the past few years is apalling.

      well, it wasn't so great in the early days either. a sense of perspective here is useful - i just read this great book, journey beyond selene, detailing the history of the jpl, and it's early days were littered with failed missions. it's inherently part of the game - small ships, packed with stuff, with hopes that everything works.

      but if you want the opposite effect, think about our voyager probes - long lived past anyone's expectations.

      yes, we can and should strive to do better, but you don't learn nearly as much from success, as failure.

    13. Re:No offense by Ben+Hutchings · · Score: 3, Informative

      The reason for this? They accidentally uploaded the Ariane 4 software to the Ariane 5 before launch. Needless to say, the rockets didn't work exactly the same. :-)

      This math bug caused both the primary and backup computers to hang.

      They didn't use the Ariane 4 software by accident. They intentionally re-used the software (presumably with some constants changed) and tried to save money by omitting thorough re-testing.

      See section 2.1 of the report on the Ariane 5 failure for a full explanation of how it happened.

    14. Re:No offense by mormop · · Score: 3, Funny

      That said, most everything they build is always missing one key ingredient. Maybe poor interface, maybe a critical technical componenet is under-engineered.

      No offense taken. The problem is that since the 1980s, every engineering decision in the UK comes under a potential veto from accountants who it seems (according to management consultants) have such a powerful understanding of every subject under the sun that they are capable of making decisions based on instinct alone.

      The end result is that you get things like a parchute regiment that carries 400lb of kit per man yet has parachute's made of toilet paper because the specified grade of nylon was 1p(1.5c) a sq. yard more expensive.

      Hence the expression "To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer and to make a right fucking mess that sinks a project completely requires an accountant".

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    15. Re:No offense by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      If you appreciate the Victorian bridges, you've got to appreciate the Tube as well. Much of it was constructed in Victorian times. That, and the more recent digging of the Channel Tunnel put's Boston's Big Dig in perspective. Then there's the worlds only supersonic passenger plane - Concorde. Sadly put out to pasture recently.

    16. Re:No offense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most everything they build is always missing one key ingredient. Maybe poor interface, maybe a critical technical componenet is under-engineered. Go on then - give some examples. Not just a couple of crap cars from the 60's please - they were all rubbish then. I think that if you actually looked at british engineering over the centuries, you'd find that most of it is still in pretty good shape. Other inventions proving a bit of staying power include TV, radio, electricity, internal combustion engine, jet engine, locomotive, the railway, penicillin, polyester, steel, computers, the internet, the USA, to name a few. But your point was.........?

    17. Re:No offense by BasilBrush · · Score: 1
      You Americans seemed pretty averse to change when we offered you supersonic passenger travel.

      And just how long is it going to take you guys to get up to speed on cellphones. Virtually every man, woman and child in Britain is contactable whenever and wherever they want to be.

      I suppose I could generalise from those two things to generalise on America's reluctance to embrace new technology "not invented here". But I won't, because that would be nearly as stupid as your generalisation from two much smaller anecdotes.

    18. Re:No offense by tie_guy_matt · · Score: 1

      First of all, if you make statements about the inhabitance of an ENTIRE nation -- well at best that is a stereotype at worst it may be racism. British people are just that, people, and you can't make a statement about a group of people that large.

      At the same time you can't make a statement about every engineer and every device the British make. There are good engineers and there are bad engineers living in the UK -- just like there are good and bad engineers living in every other country on the face of the Earth.

      Finally, putting things into space is not an easy thing for anybody to do. NASA has been having more trouble lately because at some point the decided to switch to the better, faster, and cheaper school of building. This means that they have been spending millions on spacecrafts instead of billions. When you spend billions on spacecrafts you can have someone who's full time job is to check to make sure everyone uses metric or imperial. When you spend millions on spacecrafts then you have to cut corners and you will therefore have more failures. You can also put ALOT more missions up there and will hopefully have more successes as well (although I am not sure that this has happened.)

      That being said the Hubble was an oops because they did spend billions on it and there was an error with it. However I would defend the hubble because after the fix the thing works as well as anyone could expect.

    19. Re:No offense by ToSeek · · Score: 1

      The Hubble.... oops, we didn't check the f*cking thing would *work* before we sent it up.

      Actually, they checked very carefully. The problem was that the test tool they used was miscalibrated, so with painful meticulousness and exactitude they ground the Hubble mirror to the wrong depth. If it's any consolation, with the next servicing mission all the Hubble instruments will be capable of compensating for this, so the spacecraft will be working as well as if the problem did not exist.

    20. Re:No offense by Solandri · · Score: 1
      Regarding the metric/imperial -- who the fuck knows how that happened? But that's not bad engineering, that's bad project planning.

      I wouldn't even go so far as to blame the project managers. The first thing they ground into us in my undergrad engineering college was that numbers without units are meaningless. If you write a number, always include the units.

      The aerospace industry is entrenched in imperial units. The scientific community uses metric units. Some low-level guy somewhere didn't put units on his numbers, assuming everyone would know it was imperial because that's what his field used. Another low-level guy somewhere didn't question the lack of units, assuming it was metric because that's what his field used.

    21. Re:No offense by nickos · · Score: 1

      "The aerospace industry is entrenched in imperial units. The scientific community uses metric units."

      That should probably read: The American aerospace industry is entrenched in imperial units. The American scientific community and everyone else uses metric units.

      To be more specific, American "imperial" measurements are not actually standard Imperial units, and almost every engineering and science based organisation in the world uses metric units. The US should make a concerted effort to switch.

    22. Re:No offense by nickos · · Score: 1

      Your sentiment is absolutely correct, but bear in mind that stereotypes exist for a reason, and generally there is more than a little truth to them. That said your statements are slightly off, I wouldn't say that the Germans are less friendly, but perhaps more serious, and I would argue about the French - generally I find them charmingly ideosyncratic and original. The French and the Brits built Concorde remember.

    23. Re:No offense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stereotypes exist for a reason, and generally there is more than a little truth to them

      I think, if anything, there is only a little truth in them. Who tell's the tales? In Europe almost every nation sees some attribute of a neighbour as dominant. There's a lot of culture at play at all levels from personal to global.

      BTW until recently I was reminded of Concorde about 8.45pm almost every night.

    24. Re:No offense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And just how long is it going to take you guys to get up to speed on cellphones. Virtually every man, woman and child in Britain is contactable whenever and wherever they want to be.

      Are you fucking stupid?

      Your little island is the fraction the size of the US, making cellular coverage very easy due to the population density.

      The US has had a working, public cellular AMPS phone system since the early 1970s. The first long range mobile phones, using VHF frequencies, were installed during the 1960s.

      Your GSM network is barely over 10 years old.

    25. Re:No offense by BasilBrush · · Score: 1
      Hey dumb AC, It's not the coverage that's the issue. It's adoption, it's standardisation, and it's actually leaving them switched on. That's what you guys are slow on.

      GSM is about a decade old, but before that we had analog solutions, also dating back to the 60s.

    26. Re:No offense by mperrin · · Score: 1
      Actually, that's almost entirely correct - just not complete. There were two tests using completely different techniques: a dirt-simple test which gave a rough answer (essentially a knife-edge test, for any readers out there who know some optics), and an exceptionally complicated test using a tremendously sensitive device called a null corrector, which was supposed to give a far more precise answer than the rough test. The fleck of paint wasn't under a bolt, it was off one of the internal surfaces of the null corrector, and the glint of light from the missing paint caused the null corrector to be mis-focused ever so slightly, leading to a faulty measurement.

      In any case, the real failure is this: Faced with a very high-tech test that said the mirror was perfect, and a very simple test that said the mirror was way the hell off, management said, "Eh, screw it. Ignore the knife edge test, it's gotta be wrong somehow 'cause the null corrector test says the mirror's fine." Given two conflicting pieces of data, you never just ignore one that says there's a problem! Either repeat the measurement and prove the first one was wrong, or you'd better have a good explanation of why the really simple, hard-to-get-wrong test failed the mirror.

      (Disclaimer: I *am* an astronomer, but I wasn't there when any of this happened, and this is a rather simplified version of events, but it summarizes the essential facts about what went on.)

    27. Re:No offense by miasmic · · Score: 1
      they are friendly, clever, well spoken, and generally well thought out.

      As a British person who's lived in N. America, I'd say that description fits the Canadians.

      Probably most of the English people who live abroad fit that description, and it does fit a fair size of the population.

      I don't think English people in England are very outgoing on average. I never noticed how cold and withdrawn we can be (especially with shopkeepers etc) until I lived in Canada. There people in shops smile and make smalltalk with you, and remember you when you come back the next time.

      Here they don't speak to or acknowledge the customer unless the customer does to them. Most shop transactions are totally silent apart from "Cheers!" "Thanks, Bye!" when the customer leaves. There are obviously a fair number of exceptions to this rule, but you can guarantee the above happening in a Newsagents/grocery store/supermarket/gas station.

      This really carries on to an extent to everything in the UK. We don't generally talk to strangers, we don't go out to be friendly with everyone we meet. Most people are more outgoing to foreigners though.

      I prefer the North American way. But people here don't know that they aren't that outgoing, they just see it as the norm.

      We're not nearly as cold and withdrawn as the French though.

      Oh, and People who live in Seattle are rude.

    28. Re:No offense by basingwerk · · Score: 1

      The US is a fraction the size of Canada, which has a 62% take up rate.

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    29. Re:No offense by Fr33z0r · · Score: 1
      Yes, I'd be happy to see a probe that manages to land on Mars for once.
      Like Pathfinder?
  18. Refreshing pessimism (or objectivity?) by Delirium+Tremens · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's refreshing to read some space odyssee report that is not full of state propaganda and overblown optimism. After reading the article, I felt like that we were probably going to lose Beagle, but also, I actually felt really excited about the mission. I care. Good journalism and insider reporting! Thank you, BBC.

  19. I'm going to have to disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Think of the environmental impact to outer space with all of that oil leaking from the British spacecraft.

    1. Re:I'm going to have to disagree by grub · · Score: 1

      coffee.. out.. nose..

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    2. Re:I'm going to have to disagree by paranode · · Score: 5, Funny

      Think of the environmental impact to outer space with all of that oil leaking from the British spacecraft.

      Good thing it isn't manned, too. Can you imagine what those poor Brits would have to eat? Dehydrated British food! Ack!

    3. Re:I'm going to have to disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      Dehydrated British food

      How different could it be?

    4. Re:I'm going to have to disagree by dotwaffle · · Score: 1

      Dehydrated British Food! Yar! Love it! Better any day than Non-dehydrated Martian Food any day! Or indeed, McDonalds... And that's all water anyway...

    5. Re:I'm going to have to disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least they wouldn't have to worry about brushing their teeth.

    6. Re:I'm going to have to disagree by elvum · · Score: 1

      Wha? Can someone explain this?

    7. Re:I'm going to have to disagree by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Dehydrated British food! Ack!"

      The worst part is that the vehicle isn't well insulated. Their lager was cold!

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    8. Re:I'm going to have to disagree by GPB · · Score: 1

      British cars have a bad reliability reputation (deserved or not). A classic example is that British cars leak oil frequently.

      -B

    9. Re:I'm going to have to disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Well that's interesting as the only Britsh cars are those well out of the league of regular drivers. You could go back a few decades to find the likes of Morris and Rover, but most people here on /. aren't even two decades old.

      Of course, these days, even those quality vehicles are owned by US or Jap companies. The real problem cars are those made by Ford and GM (Vauxhall in the UK), both are US companies despite their UK image.

      The UK also has an annual vehicle inspect for road worthiness, unlike some states in the US. We have some real trash on the roads.

    10. Re:I'm going to have to disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And now it has "real white meat."

    11. Re:I'm going to have to disagree by elvum · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ah... ironically, in Britain, American cars have the reputation of doing about ten miles to the gallon and belching out pollution as if global warming was a left-wing conspiracy ;-)

    12. Re:I'm going to have to disagree by IronChef · · Score: 1

      But if it weren't leaking oil... ...it'd be out.

    13. Re:I'm going to have to disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's supposed to be cold you idiot. Beer's warm.

      That's beer as in the stuff you can drink. Not Murrican booze - aka dishwater.

    14. Re:I'm going to have to disagree by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's more British motorcycles which leak oil - their cars (and I've owned several cheap ones) aren't too bad.

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    15. Re:I'm going to have to disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you meta-mod as unfair whenever someone marks a GNAA post as Offtopic, Troll, or Flamebait despite it clearly being all of the above?

      Sheesh. There's nothing worse than someone who tries to destroy something out of pure spite.

    16. Re:I'm going to have to disagree by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "So, you meta-mod as unfair whenever someone marks a GNAA post as Offtopic, Troll, or Flamebait despite it clearly being all of the above?"

      Well, let me put it this way: It doesn't make for an effective warning if I say "All negative mods will be metamodded fairly."

      "Sheesh. There's nothing worse than someone who tries to destroy something out of pure spite."

      Yep, you're right, I'm being an ass. Just remember it took 3 years of utter bullshit to drive me to this extreme.

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  20. Beagle 2? by illuminata · · Score: 0

    You mean Shiloh is dead?

    I had my fingers crossed for him, I swear! Marty, why did it have to be this way? You were supposed to save him!

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    1. Re:Beagle 2? by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      It gets energized by laying in the sun, just like the dog in the comic, so I think its a good match.

      You're thinking of Garfield. ;)

      Then again, fat, lazy, and decidedly unaerodynamic may not be the best traits to associate with a spacecraft...

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    2. Re:Beagle 2? by barakn · · Score: 1

      Damn. I'm going to have to change my sig.

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    3. Re:Beagle 2? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No you dumb shit, Snoopy lays on top of his dog house quit often, and he is a beagle.

      Bleesh!

  21. Atmosphere issues by manganese4 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I would assume the difference between entering a nitrogen atmosphere vs a carbon dioxide atmosphere is the larger heat capacity of CO2? Alternatively, it could be a result of greater drag due to the larger mass of CO2 and the ability of CO2 to deform more readily than N2 and thus increasing its effective coefficient of friction.

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    1. Re:Atmosphere issues by BasilBrush · · Score: 2, Funny

      No. It's because CO2 is more fizzy than nitrogen.

  22. I hope lady luck is with the Beagle by earthloop · · Score: 1

    Reading the article, I can't believe the Beagle was actually launched. The odds are stacked well against it. It WILL be a miracle is this mission is a success.

    Maybe that's why they planned a Christmas Day landing, what with it being the time of miracles.

    1. Re:I hope lady luck is with the Beagle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Miracles? Maybe Beagle can turn ice caps into water! Or perhaps tears will start flowing from the Face :)

    2. Re:I hope lady luck is with the Beagle by tsaler · · Score: 1

      It could be said that, if the Beagle mission is successful, maybe it doesn't take the absolute best in technology, the most money, and the most powerful country/countries on Earth to send missions into space as some sort of play for military superiority. After all, this is the real reason that the "space race" happened in the first place. Perhaps we're finally moving out of the Cold War mentality.

  23. Huh? by 955301 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone else getting tripped up by the author's choice of referring to the nose cone as one word?

    nose cone
    nosecone.
    nosecone?
    WTF?
    no secone? No Habla!
    nosec one?
    Oh! Nose cone! Sheesh!

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    1. Re:Huh? by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Informative

      You'd have trouble adapting to Sweden and other countries like Germany. :-) Where we always write two words as one, and it's even considered bad practice to separate them. The reason is because of problems like this:

      "ice cream" vs "icecream". Here, "ice cream" (written in swedish) would mean "some cream made of ice" literally, while "icecream" would be a completely different word meaning, well:

      A smooth, sweet, cold food prepared from a frozen mixture of milk products and flavorings.

      I.e. what you probably mean with "ice cream".

      Because of "problems" like these, swedes, germans and probably many more, write words together if they mean something special when written together. Or, uh, something like that. :-)

      "nose cone" in swedish would be "a cone you put on your nose", or something weird like that, while "nosecone" is a special "thing", in this case:

      The forwardmost, usually separable section of a rocket or guided missile that is shaped to offer minimum aerodynamic resistance and often bears protective cladding against heat.

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    2. Re:Huh? by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1

      He's English. At least he didn't call it the 'bonnet'.

      Jolly good, old chap indeed.

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    3. Re:Huh? by Inda · · Score: 1

      It's one word.

      It's spoken as one word.

      Put a hyphen there and it looks out of place.

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    4. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not according to dict.org it isn't.

      Sure a hyphen appears abnormal; try using a space instead :)

    5. Re:Huh? by dotwaffle · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is there an American English (British?) dictionary? I'm inclined to start one...

      Bonnet = Hood
      Boot = Trunk
      Fag = Cigarette
      Big Gay [insert name] = Fag
      Chippy = Fish and Chip Emporium (Nobody says Emporium, I just like the word...)

      Great Britain is England, Wales, Scotland

      United Kingdom != England, Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland (not Eire!)

      Oh, and we don't like the French, if you hadn't noticed. France is nice. The French aren't.

    6. Re:Huh? by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      No, it's two words: nose cone

    7. Re:Huh? by NickFitz · · Score: 1
      Is there an American English (British?) dictionary? I'm inclined to start one...

      There's one here.

      And according to Google, there's quite a few more.

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  24. Xmas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean Christmas, right?

    1. Re:Xmas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No, the other holiday, the one without Jesus Christ involved.

    2. Re:Xmas? by Dejohn · · Score: 1

      Learn your greek - the X stands for "Christos", or Christ. Xmas means Christmas...

    3. Re:Xmas? by JanneM · · Score: 1

      Nope. 'X' stands for "Treasure!". Haven't you ever played Moneky Island?

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  25. MORE CENSORSHIP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Wow, a post that makes the moderators look bad gets censored.

    How surprising and how disgusting.

    Sieg Heil, Moderators!

  26. Beagle 2? by SeXy_Red · · Score: 4, Funny
    Can we call him snoopy?

    It gets energized by laying in the sun, just like the dog in the comic, so I think its a good match.

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  27. Art and Music by boatboy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As an artist, I'm especially interested in the artistic ambitions of the Beagle 2 mission. They plan to play a song by Blur for the Martians and use a Damien Hirst painting to calibrate the spectrometers. Seems to be a well-rounded adventure.

  28. Curse you, Red Planet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh wait, that was another flying beagle.

  29. Merely the beginning by mhw25 · · Score: 4, Informative
    Lets not forget the Beagle/Mars Express is only the first of a trio of spacecraft to Mars this year. Look at JPL: Where are Spirit and Opportunity right now and you can see how close the spacecrafts of the Terran armada is together. A golden opportunity for science if all of them make it.

    In terms of expectations/cost factor the Beagle/Mars Express is perhaps the most ambitious one, therefore the high emphasis on what could go wrong in the Beeb article. A kind of be hopeful but keep your fingers crossed thingy.

    1. Re:Merely the beginning by BasilBrush · · Score: 1
      Lets not forget the Beagle/Mars Express is only the first of a trio of spacecraft to Mars this year.

      Blimey! You wait all year for a martian space probe and then 3 of them turn up in the last week.

    2. Re:Merely the beginning by Fr33z0r · · Score: 1

      Make that "duo of spacecraft" - Nozomi didn't make it, it ran out of juice trying to get back on course and has been abandoned.

    3. Re:Merely the beginning by mhw25 · · Score: 1
      Theres ESA's Mars Express and NASA's Spirit and Opportunity (twins in the tradition of the famed Voyagers I&II, and Pioneers 10 and 11). So that is a trio of spacecrafts.

      You're right about Nozomi not making it, otherwise it would be 4.

  30. If it is really as bad as... by cnelzie · · Score: 1

    ...the BBC is painting the Beagle probe, why did they send it to Mars to begin with? By the way this article on the probe's capabilities is written, I would never consider sending the device to Mars, let alone to the local supermarket.

    Either someone dropped the ball and sent an ill-conceived and poorly desined ball of crud probe to Mars, or the BBC is attempting to create some kind of sensationalism in its reporting of this piece.

    Does anybody will know what the truth of the matter is?

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    1. Re:If it is really as bad as... by flyingdisc · · Score: 1
      IF it succedes in returning the data, it is likely to enhence our scientific understanding of Mars much more than the 2 rovers NASA has launched. NASA needs the PR of rovers moving about and the matian images they will send back. Beagle will actually experiment on the matian rocks. This is where will need to look if we are interested in whether there is life on mars. We will get a bit of scientific data in there rather than just the matian weather .

      Just 'cos it ain't got no wheels and the budget was small doesn't mean that it isn't any good.

    2. Re:If it is really as bad as... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They were hoping the mars global defense system would not reload before the nasa ships arrive shortly afterwards.

    3. Re:If it is really as bad as... by TrueBuckeye · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I didn't see the article, with the exception of the heat shield and the redesign of the parachute, as talking about any shortcomings of the Beagle design, but rather the inherent difficulties and challenges of trying to get anything to Mars intact. NASA has used the same airbag technique before on Mars, so that is accurate. I LOVE the fact that the EU, Japan and China are really starting their own space explorations. While the U.S. seems to see that puting dollars into space is a waste, the people are even more worried about being seen as second in anything, so their success is going to push our program into hopefully doing something other than retooling the space shuttles.

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    4. Re:If it is really as bad as... by cnelzie · · Score: 1

      I don't a hoot whether it has wheels, legs, cameras or trained monkeys along with it. I am only interested in seeing it succeed.

      I also wasn't talking about or asking about the mision the craft is undertaking, I am asking about whether or not something that appears to have been so poorly constructed would stand a chance to survive and with the odds attributed to its survival by the BBC, should it have even been sent in the first place?

      A failure is worse then waiting on launching the probe, testing it further and spending more money on making the design better.

      A failure is an instant loss of money, time, talent and potential scientific discovery. A more expensive 'guaranteed' landing provides a much better chance of success, which is far better then simply lighting a giant pile of money on fire, which even an 'on the cheap' approach costs when failure occurs.

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    5. Re:If it is really as bad as... by Mark+Hood · · Score: 2, Informative

      They were basically told 'hey, want to send a probe? it's got to be ready next week and weigh less than X kg' so they had to rush it.

      See the official History

      OK, so they had 5 1/2 years from 'hang on lads, I've got an idea' to launch date - but NASA usually take a lot longer than that to design, develop and test probes.

      So they're taking a gamble, on the basis that it's better to try and fail than never try. And if it works, it'll be fantastic.

      Mark

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    6. Re:If it is really as bad as... by basingwerk · · Score: 1

      Why are you asking about whether it will work? Nobody knows right now. Wait until Christmas day and have faith in the Lord.

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    7. Re:If it is really as bad as... by flyingdisc · · Score: 1

      OK, there have been 20 odd missions to mars so far (it's in that ball park - don't ask me to name them all). However only about 6 have succeded! These include fully tested, fully funded fully cold war 'must bloody beat the other faction' missions that went BANG. That is a lot more BANG for your buck than Beagle will make.

      When it comes to interplanetary missions we AIN'T there yet. OK you spend a billion on it maybe you will get it's success rate up to 50/50. Why bother? Why not send 10 missions for 1 tenth of the price with a 33% success record? There is no such thing as a perfect mission!! Not to another planet, not at this stage.

    8. Re:If it is really as bad as... by BasilBrush · · Score: 1
      Calm down. You've only got two days to wait to see if it succeeds.

      As for your suggestion to wait, that rather shows your ignorance of the topic. The time slot for beagle launch was determined before it was even a twinkle in the eyes of its creators. You may not have noticed the fact that these various mars missions take advantage of Mars being at it's closest to earth in recorded history. The date of the Mars Express mission was already set in stone before Beagle was conceived of.

  31. Beagle? by CompWerks · · Score: 3, Funny

    The name beagle doesn't exactly inspire much confidence.
    Pit Bull, Bull Dog or Rodesian Ridgeback would have had a better chance of surviving.

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    1. Re:Beagle? by flyingdisc · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's named after the beagle, which if I remember rightly was the ship Captain Cook used to sail to Australia and through the pacific. I guess it's trying to conjure up the image of exploring to great unknown.

    2. Re:Beagle? by SquareOfS · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well, half right. It's named after the Beagle, which is the ship on which Charles Darwin was the naturalist, which visited (among other places) the Galapagos Islands, where Darwin formulated much of the theory of evolution by natural selection.

    3. Re:Beagle? by CompWerks · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but what was the ship named after? :)

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    4. Re:Beagle? by CompWerks · · Score: 4, Informative
      I guess this explains it:

      How the H.M.S. Beagle got Her Name

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    5. Re:Beagle? by *SpOoNdRiFt* · · Score: 1

      I'm suprised the ESA came up with such a good name. Based on the names of the Royal Navy fleet, I would've expected names for the Mars lander to use the same theme. Something like... "HMS I'll Slap Mars in the Ass"

  32. Beagel 2 unlikely to boast future british missions by flyingdisc · · Score: 4, Insightful
    If beagel makes it and returns data it will be a fantastic achievement. To event attempt to do this on this budget is staggering. In real contrast to NASA and even ESA space missions. If it works there is alot to be proud of.

    It's unlikely to do much to boast the british space industry. There is little space funding outside british funding of ESA and ESA only contracts out to companies/universities for an equivalent sum as that nation put in. There doesn't look like the UK is prepared to change it's space funding arrangements (too much of research funding is tied up on the ground based observatory stuff) and so the british space industry is unlikely to benifit. This coupled with the increased protectionism in NASA will limit any boast British space projects might get.

  33. Wow! A comprehensive survey of British engineering by yndrd · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm guessing from your comment that you've made an in-depth analysis of every British engineering project since the Wall of Hadrian, analyzed their flaws, and developed a report. That's important scholarship, there.

    "The British" don't have a cultural blindspot to engineering any more than the Jews have a love for money.

    Any patterns you see are the same you'd see with hindsight in any nation's engineering projects.

  34. Let's see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Let me see if I have this straight.

    It carries no passengers.
    It has no propulsion system
    It's not even airtight.

    Instead of "spacecraft", wouldn't it be more accurate to call it a "box"?

    1. Re:Let's see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would settle for 'capsule'.

    2. Re:Let's see by Bob+Vila's+Hammer · · Score: 1

      Or call it a beagle. An actual beagle.

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  35. No kidding by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
    Reading the article they seem to rely an awfull lot on luck. Nose cone, parachutes, airbags, batteries, solar panels. They better buy some lottery tickets cause if this thing makes it they will all win the jackpot.

    Oh well. At least they dare to do the impossible. Lets hope it doesn't land on some martians head.

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    1. Re:No kidding by Moofie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The thing is, I can almost reconstruct what the engineers actually told this journalist from his overwrought, overdramatized story.

      The people who built this thing are smarter and more numerous than the person who's telling us about it. Keep that in mind.

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    2. Re:No kidding by Kenneth+Stephen · · Score: 1

      Do tell. Since your sig claims you are a rocket scientist, no doubt you have some insight into this situation. From reading the article, it seems to me that (1) the ESA has purchased a lottery ticket and (2) in the event that they have the winning number, we are going to see more of these lotteries.

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    3. Re:No kidding by Moofie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The way the article read to me, the engineers said

      "Engineering is complicated, and difficult. There are lots of things that can go wrong. We did the very, very best we could to make sure we covered all our bases, but if something WERE to go wrong, odds are, it would be here."

      The journo spun that to mean that "These people are just throwin' the bones. Who knows if this thing is going to work?"

      I don't have any particular insight into this project, but my strong suspicion is that there's less drama than this writer might want to imply.

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  36. Did anyone else think of Enterprise ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... when reading the title? I thought that maybe Portos was in some real trouble on the next episode or something...

    had me worried ;)

    1. Re:Did anyone else think of Enterprise ... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      Be worried. They're going to change the format of the show to go with the trend in "reality TV".

      Stay tuned for StarTrek: Survivor.

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    2. Re:Did anyone else think of Enterprise ... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      That would be cool.

      Next time on...Survivor Mars: After losing a reward challenge, the Bradbury tribe runs out of oxygen. (queue to shots of people suffocating on the Martian plains, under a tribal banner.) Meanwhile, the Heinlien tribe, having run out of food, considers following local custom. (queue to shots of people surrounding a 'discorporated' body, with forks and knives.)
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    3. Re:Did anyone else think of Enterprise ... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile the Hubbard tribe gets extremely rich. (shot of $cientologists picking each others' pockets.)

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  37. They should have finished the headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never has a spacecraft been built so quickly, on so little money, and been sent on such a long journey fraught with so many dangers.

    It has gone so far for so long with so little, it is now capable of doing anything for anybody with nothing, or even less.

  38. Yes. by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2, Funny

    I needed the picture to figure it out. Getting old I guess. Damn kid journalists making up new words. Why when I was there age we had only 1 word and we liked it.

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    1. Re:Yes. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I guess when you were their age you didn't have the word "their" either?

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    2. Re:Yes. by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and you had to walk three miles uphill each way in the snow to learn it in school.

  39. Beagle - Charles Darwin by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    Beagle 2 is named after the Beagle which is the ship which on which Charles Darwin was the naturalist and undoubtley gave him the opportunity for a lot of his later works.

  40. Ahem, repeat post.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here.

    1. Re:Ahem, repeat post.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only that, but the original post had MUCH better links ...

    2. Re:Ahem, repeat post.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh my. Perhaps we should all stop commenting, then? Or perhaps the editors should transfer all these comments to the old article? Pray, man, what purpose does pointing out a repeat post have other than a childish "Nyah nyah, you screwed up" taunt?

  41. A testament to taking action... by CarrionBird · · Score: 1
    As opposed to debating and arguing for decades in order to prevent the possiblity that *gasp*, something might go wrong.

    People, engineers included, learn from mistakes. Maybe it will show that somtimes it is worth taking a risk.

    Or maybe it will be a big expensive hunk of charcoal, but either way I'm sure they will learn something valueable from doing this.
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    1. Re:A testament to taking action... by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Hey, it may turn out to be a big lump of charcoal, but it'll still be cheaper than that last lump of charcoal the US sent to Mars.

  42. Re:Wow! A comprehensive survey of British engineer by The+Grassy+Knoll · · Score: 1

    >"Wall of Hadrian"??

    Hadrian's Wall was a Roman project, surely??

    And it's "analysed", you under-educated fop! :-)

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  43. Conspiracy Theory by boy_afraid · · Score: 1

    Okay, I know, I'm a kook, but it seems like some government entity has been trying to keep NASA from getting a good look at Mars, but now that this European probe is out of that reach maybe it will get to the bottom of all this and get a good picture of the Face Of Mars and maybe some ruins.

    And now, we return you to our regularly scheduled program...

    1. Re:Conspiracy Theory by paranode · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, the Americans will be there in January. Then the American probe will destroy the British probe before it can send the pictures back.

    2. Re:Conspiracy Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have a link but they did take a movie type thing in the late 90's or so from a a probe that did an orbit and pointed its camera at the face. It started out looking like a face on mars but as the shadows moved and they got a clearer image from a different angle, it changed to look like just a bunch of mountains (one news caster desribed it as an ice cream cone.) In other words it is just an optical illusion created by shadows falling over a couple mountains.

  44. Way to Go Brits!! by BionicTowed · · Score: 0, Troll

    It's about time you guys jumped in to the fray. Good Luck!!

  45. More news on ESA Mars efforts by zzabur · · Score: 5, Informative
    ESA is also planning long term Aurora programme for eventual manned mission to Mars.

    Aurora roadmap:

    • 2007 - an entry vehicle demonstrator mission to validate and demonstrate high-speed re-entry technology
    • 2009 - ExoMars, an exobiology mission to send a rover to Mars in order to search for traces of life - past or present - and characterise the nature of the surface environment.
    • 2011 / 2014 - Mars sample return, a split mission to bring back to Earth the first samples of Martian material
    • 2014 - Human mission technologies demonstrator(s) to validate technologies for orbital assembly and docking, life support and human habitation
    • 2018 - a technology precursor mission to demonstrate aerobraking/aerocapture, solar electric propulsion and soft landing (formerly envisaged as a smaller Arrow-class mission to be launched in 2010)
    • 2024 - a human mission to the Moon to demonstrate key life support and habitation technologies, as well as aspects of crew performance and adaptation and in situ resources utilisation technologies
    • 2026 - an automatic mission to Mars to test the main phases of a human mission to Mars
    • 2030 / 2033 - a split mission that will culminate in the first human landing on Mars

    More information: ESA or Spacedaily.

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    1. Re:More news on ESA Mars efforts by jabberjaw · · Score: 1
      2030 / 2033 - a split mission that will culminate in the first human landing on Mars
      Does anyone have any more information concerning this? Given the current economic situation at NASA, I have my fingers crossed for this one, however, if Beagle's results prove to be "interesting" this could be rectified soon...
  46. Look Out For The New York Version by The+Grassy+Knoll · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Bagel 2"

    Ouch!

    .

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  47. Cool that it managed to go for so long... by floydigus · · Score: 1

    ...without having to nip back to the lab for a cigarette.

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  48. Re:Beagel 2 unlikely to boast future british missi by uradu · · Score: 1

    > It's unlikely to do much to boast the british space industry.
    > This [...] will limit any boast British space projects might get.

    Judging by all the Slashdot posts there's absolutely no shortage in the boasting department. Oh, you meant BOOST?!

  49. Re:Wow! A comprehensive survey of British engineer by yndrd · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing some Brits were involved in its construction: that's a long way to bring labor.

  50. Re:Wow! A comprehensive survey of British engineer by tiled_rainbows · · Score: 1

    Hadrian's Wall was a Roman project, surely??

    Yeah, the project managers might have been Romans, but you can bet that they outsourced the actual development and maintenance to the local barbarii.

  51. Re:Wow! A comprehensive survey of British engineer by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    In fact they the Romans were early pioneers of pre-fabrication techniques so the wall was in fact constructed in sections in Rome and then shipped over and bolted together in situ.

  52. Landing time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe I'm missing something but does anyone have an idea of when the Beagle 2 is supposed to start sending its signal back to verify it survived?

    I've looked in several places and either I'm blind or the time is not listed.

    1. Re:Landing time? by Bowdie · · Score: 2, Informative

      08:20Zulu December 25th.

      Happy to help.

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    2. Re:Landing time? by dotwaffle · · Score: 1

      I thought it was 0320GMT 20031225? 5 hours earlier than you say... It's landing 5 hours earlier from the point of view of East Coast Americans... Not five hours later in the UK. Could be wrong, though.

    3. Re:Landing time? by NickFitz · · Score: 1
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  53. Re:Beagel 2 unlikely to boast future british missi by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    Perhaps it has a projector and trailers for future Mars missions?

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  54. Against all odds by Bram+Stolk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If I'm to believe the article, then all odds
    are against a successful mission. Why not lower
    the objectives a little, and pass on the landing
    attempt?

    The article makes it appear to be a doomed
    mission.

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    1. Re:Against all odds by PhuCknuT · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The mission is in 2 parts, the lander is actually the smaller of them. The orbiter will happily continue its mission if the lander is lost.

  55. Weight Loss by Quill_28 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How much weight would have to be launched into space before it has a noticeable effect on earth?
    Are there any theories on this?

    1. Re:Weight Loss by tiled_rainbows · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I don't think we have to worry about this. Two reasons:

      1. The Earth is really big. Like, really really big.
      2. Tonnes and tonnes of stuff is falling to Earth every day in the form of meteors etc., adding to the overall weight of the earth. Even if they burn up it re-entry, the remaining dust and gases or whatever have still got to weigh the same as the original rock.

      If you're looking for stuff like that to worry about, worry that low-Earth orbit is getting too cluttered, and that one day there might be what the Scottish Sci-Fi author Ken Macleod called an ablation cascade in his book The Sky Road.

      An ablation cascade is when a small-ish collision in orbit results n a whole bunch of high-speed fragments flying off and causing secondary collisions, and the whole thing spiralling off into a domino-rally-type exponentially-increasing SNAFU, until the Earth is surrounded by deadly high-speed fragments of metal meaning that we can't leave the planet for hundreds and hundreds of years.
      now that's scary.

    2. Re:Weight Loss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Guess we need a super-smart AI to pilot the ships then.

      great book.

      What I meant to say though was they mentioned on Radio 4 just yesterday that 50,000 tons of new material is deposited on Earth every year - mainly in the sea and mainly in very small particles.

      so we're a way off a net loss...

    3. Re:Weight Loss by Ken+McE · · Score: 1

      It would have to be quite a lot. If we were to launch, say, Australia into orbit you might start to notice the difference. For one little beagle don't worry about it.

  56. All fine, but did they use Power Point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did they use Power Point to present the design at no more than 3 bps (bullets per slide)? It all makes sense if you measure it in bps instead of bits per second.

  57. Well, sort of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But this isn't German or Swedish; the same logic could endorse removing all of the punctiation from text because Thailand doesn't use any. It's not a matter of the logic behind the language, but rather the mechanics of reading one particular language. English text in ALL CAPS over the course of several sentences trips me up as well, because the hints on separation are less pronounced.

    btw, regarding the definition you got from dict.org for a nose cone, notice that you did not get it by looking up nosecone. I know cause I tried it before I saw your post :)

  58. Spelling errors unlikely to impress world. by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    +5 Insightful for someone who talks about Bagels not boasting about missions, eh?

    Sheesh.

    Does that Beagel come with lox or cream cheese?

  59. Re:Wow! A comprehensive survey of British engineer by basingwerk · · Score: 1

    Roman is to British what British is to American. So Hadrian's Wall is an American project, surely.

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  60. Darmstadt, the Beagle has landed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "the whole thing is being controlled from the National Space Centre in Leicester, where you can actually go and watch the control centre in action."

    Actually, it's being controlled from the "European Space Operation Center" in Darmstadt, Germany.

    1. Re:Darmstadt, the Beagle has landed by NickFitz · · Score: 4, Informative

      You are both almost right :-)

      The National Space Science Centre, Leicester, UK hosts the Lander Operations Control Centre (LOCC). The Open University, Milton Keynes, UK hosts the Lander Operations Planning Centre (LOPC). And Darmstadt, Germany is the location of the Mars Express Mission Control, which handles the spacecraft which was carrying Beagle 2 until a few days ago, and which will be used (along with NASA's Mars Odyssey) to communicate with the lander.

      More info from sunny Leicester. (Actually, it's raining here right now.)

      I've never visited the NSSC, although I only live about 2 miles away from it. (It looks like a giant condom.) Sounds like Christmas would be a good time to get over there.

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    2. Re:Darmstadt, the Beagle has landed by dotwaffle · · Score: 1

      Actually, no it isn't. That's where it's controlled from until the landing is completed. Then it's controlled from Leicester.

  61. Dupe? by Orne · · Score: 4, Informative

    Timothy approved a much more informative summary article Yesterday, in the Science section, here, detailing all the issues encountered before landing.

  62. Live Reporting by Agent+00p · · Score: 1

    on CNN!
    I hear the cameracrew are already on their way,

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    1. Re:Live Reporting by eurostar · · Score: 1

      on their way ... to get their information from the white house as usual ?

  63. Re:Wow! A comprehensive survey of British engineer by xA40D · · Score: 1

    "The British" don't have a cultural blindspot to engineering

    Yes, we do. Culturaly speaking, we don't take it seriously.

    I mean being an engineer, what kind of job is that - you'll get dirt under your fingernails for a start, and no amount of washing will shift it. And it's not as if you'll actually be doing anything useful. Engineers are little more than jumped-up petrol-pump attentants. It's such a working class occupation.

    The Civil Service now that's a nice respectable job. Good pay, and after years of indifferent effort you'll stand a good chance of a gong from the Queen. Now wouldn't that be nice.

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  64. American pros on top by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Troll

    Fast, cheap, and it works: these are the fruits of the vast American investment in space exploration. Everyone else in the world, from China to corporations, is trying to catch up on our expertise. We need a visionary in the White House who will capitalize on our investment, backing American startups which will build American energy and industrial production in Space. The current President thinks the Moon is made of green cheese, and Mars is a candy bar. Who is running for the office next year that knows any better?

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    1. Re:American pros on top by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oooh, we all owe the Americans. Infact we want to be Americans so much. We do. Americans are the epotome of everything the rest of the world wants to be. Really truly. Getting to the moon was the best thing ever, my mom told me so.

      Asshole.

      So if it's all the fruits of the vast American investment in space exploration, why is the US buying 20 year old Russian boosters?

      Most non-American people not give a shit about the moon landings. They were probably the biggest waste of money with the lowest rate of return on the investment in the whole history of moneny. Shit man, with 50 Billion back in the 60s you could have done something worthwhile. But no, you had to get into a one sided race with the Russians, in an effort to prove your supremacy. The world is laughing, and you really don't have a clue.

    2. Re:American pros on top by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Cowardly Anonymous asshole, the evidence of the popularity of the rest of the world "wanting to be Americans" is at our immigration offices everyday, to say nothing of our ghettoes and suburbs full of illegal aspirants. If we want to talk about the past, we can look at the insane conditions elsewhere (where you apparently dwell, under a rock), from which our immigrants fled. When they arrived, they were more bloodthirsty, exterminating the tribal nations who had kept the continent so nice for visitors. But after a few centuries as Americans, they had become the most compassionate, generous nation on Earth, although it's just a start (and is even currently overwhelmed by the tyrannical Bush dynasty, so Eurasian in their fascist warmongering). Europeans are just catching up now, and I welcome them. But Aristotelian black & white binary logic of "America is best/worst" is for computers, and Anonymous Cowards, so exercise your atrophied human brain and think about where the gifts that keep you fed come from.

      When we look at today, Coward, we see the fruits of American leadership, so clear in the space arena. The economic return on the American space investment is well documented as a tremendous windfall, in spite of your Anonymous blabber to the contrary. If you're satisfied with the Earth only, or would rather have a Soviet space umbrella keeping you in line with the Politburo, that's your problem. If you can't see how America is preeminent in space through its timely deployment of technologies, and sense in partnering now with Russian technology that deadended too early, then you understand neither space, strategic engagement, or anything else worth discussing. Your nervous laughter abroad, Anonymous Coward, is a poor substitute for actually getting out there and proving something. Pry your clenched fists away from Mommy's aprons, and bend them to something for Humanity's future, rather than idiotic, anonymous postings to Slashdot. Grow up and join the adventure.

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    3. Re:American pros on top by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if it's all the fruits of the vast American investment in space exploration, why is the US buying 20 year old Russian boosters?

      To help the Russian economy.

      Russia really needs the ecomonic help right now. Like typical Americans, we'll help other people when they need it. We don't sit around with our noses in the air ignoring world problems.

    4. Re:American pros on top by nickos · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "Americans, they had become the most compassionate, generous nation on Earth"

      I'm not trolling but come on - do you really believe that? Off hand I know that the Scandinavian countries donate much more as a percentage of their GDP than the US does.

      "Eurasian in their fascist warmongering"

      I don't know where to start with this. The EU was built to prevent war and we believe in the UN far more than the US does (evidently).

      I do not believe in "my country, right or wrong", and I would hope that most slashdotters do not either, irrespective of their nationality - there's good and bad in every country.

    5. Re:American pros on top by nickos · · Score: 1

      "Like typical Americans, we'll help other people when they need it. We don't sit around with our noses in the air ignoring world problems."

      Umm, Israel. The US gives this pariah state billions every year to spend on arms (while the Palestinians throw stones), invades Iraq because they had something to do with 9/11 <sarcasm/>, but ignores Zimbabwe because there's no oil there. Jees.

    6. Re:American pros on top by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      It's hard to debate meaningfully about such fuzzy statements as "the most compassionate nation", or relative generosity. And my statement is valuable mostly as hyberbole. But the total American money contribution is of course the largest, not least due to our sheer size and wealth. More to the point, the American people's concept (if a "people" can have a "concept") of our role in the world is peacemaker. This is especially evident when looking at such butchery as the war in Iraq, and even Vietnam, where sleazy Presidents and their warmongering military corporations trick the American people into sending their children into the line of fire, by threatening the terror of Communism, WMDs, jihad, and other bugbears. A little closer to home, in Europe, the American people supported Clinton's intervention in the Serbian anschluss, as humanitarians, while Germans and the rest of the region just let it slide, repeating their moral errors of the 20th century. Of course, we all could do so much more to unite against genocide and international injustice. But the American people are consistently at the forefront of peace, and have been for at least a century. Our preeminence in warmongering is more a measure of our economy than of our people.

      "Eurasian" fascist warmongering is a reflection of history. As I point out in my post, modern Europeans have joined enlightened people in embracing crossborder peace. In the longer term, invasions have been the whole picture of the Eurasian continents. The EU, like the US, and even the UN, is a great step away from war as international communication of dominance. But it is recent, and has yet to defuse an actual war, rather than merely inherit a (thankfully) warweary culture. I wish the EU could have proven itself in Iraq this year, but it failed the test. Even though France, Russia and Germany opposed the American invasion to protect the debt with which they propped up Hussein, if they had counterbalanced the USA's invasion, their relevance to peace would have been firmly established beyond their own borders. We're still waiting (eagerly) for that day to come.

      BTW, if I believed in "my country, right or wrong", I wouldn't be trying to change it for the better, which is the most right thing about how the USA is set up. And if I didn't believe that a worthwhile fraction of Slashdotters had open minds, I wouldn't be pounding out this high-handed, idealistic drivel :), least of all in an offtopic thread on connected to a British space mission ;).

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    7. Re:American pros on top by nickos · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      First of all, thanks for your offtopic "high-handed, idealistic drivel". You are clearly a well meaning person even if I fundamentally disagree with some of your points.

      "A little closer to home, in Europe, the American people supported Clinton's intervention in the Serbian anschluss"

      You're right, Clinton was a good man, and it's a shame that his reputation has been tarnished because of some extra-marital affair when Bush junior goes to war on a fake pretext of Iraqs complicity in 9/11 and WMD.

      "Even though France, Russia and Germany opposed the American invasion to protect the debt with which they propped up Hussein"

      I think you're being a little unfair - the fact is that many countries made money out of Husseins govenment, the US included (in fact they led the way). We (the EU) are just incredibly wary of the current US administration. I hope that you, like all right thinking Europeans would like to see the end of the Bush dynasty, and unlike me you'll have a choice in 2004.

      Merry Xmas!

    8. Re:American pros on top by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I'm curious as to where we disagree. In Iraq, America's propping up Hussein, just to cut him down, leaving wreckage across the world, is despicable. To the credit of my compatriots, we needed to be conned into believing into WMDs, and particularly a nuclear threat. Americans don't usually think often that we're the only country to ever have used an atomic bomb, but I think our abhorrence of nuclear war is conditioned by the responsibility that we would be the last.

      France, Russia, Germany, China, etc. are only "less culpable" in propping up Hussein, and less culpable in the bombings in Iraq. But these governments are just as culpable in their bleeding the Iraqi people, and their inability to stop Bush in the UN is a total failure, for which they must accept responsibility. The way the world is structured, Americans get a chance to stop Bush only next year, while the UN's mutual security guarantees would have required the rest of the world to stand by the disgusting Iraqi army in defense of Iraqi sovereignty. Which country do you live in, and how do you exercise your democratic interaction with your representatives there?

      I'm hopeful that Americans will turf out Bush junior like we did his father. I'm proud of Slashdot's role in keeping the eVote fixing stories coming, and impressed at Slashdot's evolving political awareness. With nearing 1 *million* users having registered, so many of whom are educated and in the telecommunications/media business, just its socializing effect on otherwise alienated, "apolitical" (poser libertarian) geeks is good for humanity.

      Peace on Earth, goodwill toward (wo)men :).

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    9. Re:American pros on top by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Some right-wingnut moderator is trying to suppress the parent post. That doesn't fix our need for a US President who can think about how to spend our space budget, rather than squander decades of space investment.

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  65. First transmission from beagle by Charvak · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    First post. And then the NASA will reply back "You failed it"

  66. Re:Wow! A comprehensive survey of British engineer by dotwaffle · · Score: 1

    You saw "Greatest Britons" with Jeremy Clarkson on Isambard Kingdom Brunel then ;) I do like being British. We can stand on a moral high ground because we tend not to get involved anymore...

  67. Science vs the current American administration by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

    George Bush frightens me, if for no other reason than that his administration ignores and deliberately surpresses information gleaned by scientific method if it contradicts his fundamentalist Christian beliefs; I suspect he's got more than a little of the "book burner" gene in him.

    Having said that, I think in the long run history will judge him as the right guy for the times - sometimes the times just suck, that's all.

    1. Re:Science vs the current American administration by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1, Troll

      When Bush Senior was President, his moronic lapdog Vice President Dan Quayle was in charge of science, and they got Congress to drop their science advisor and his staff. Bush Junior believes whatever his monogrammed wranglers tell him to believe, however it might change from hour to hour. The bookburning "gene" is the impulse to violently attack the minds of any who might oppose you, even if they merely unite others together. This bullshit "faith" wave sweeping the world is a cynical tool of tyrants, corporate and jihadi, to divide sensible people from our liberty, property, and compassion.

      When I feel the fear, I strive to learn, breaking the chain of ignorance->fear->anger->violence. It's easy, too - I just spend some time with other people, friends or strangers, which banishes the alienation with physical presence. I go dance at a concert, or have dinner with friends. Sometimes we even learn something from each other about the fascists who build chains of fear.

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    2. Re:Science vs the current American administration by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      For a real troll policy, see the rules.

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  68. "The British" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do "The British" merit quotes and the Jews don't?

    What is this meant to imply?

    1. Re:"The British" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the Jews stop massacring the Palestinians you can have quotes. Does that help?

  69. parity in the really hard issues? by GodLived · · Score: 1

    The article mentions various hardships involved with sending a probe to Mars, and after reading it, I'm left to assume that the CNN screen-bottom taglines Christmas morning will read, "ESA probe lost on Mars reentry..." [If the craft didn't originate from Mars, shouldn't it be called "entry"? But I digress.]

    I wonder if the article is fairly judging the likelihood of failure of Beagle under these circumstances. Isn't it generally hard to send a probe to Mars? If it's so hard, and so gloom-and-doom, why do we bother at all? I counter that it is hard, but that the engineers and the launch controllers (often forgot!) will pull it off.

    Has any American news agency given a good treatise on the hazards encountered by American probes being sent, and if so, were we so awe-struck that any of our probes ever made it?

    I think that the usual doom and gloom applies to most anything space-oriented, and we should not be especially ruffled at the hazards outlined in the article. This sounds like another case of artificial drama pumping to sell a few hits of a webpage.

  70. Re:Wow! A comprehensive survey of British engineer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yank - Brit - Roman - Greek - Cretian - Egyptian - Ethiopian. then it's true, Hailie Selassie was american. Ja love.

  71. Re:Wow! A comprehensive survey of British engineer by cruachan · · Score: 1

    Not usually. The Roman army was more like your modern Russian of Chinese army which can be used for engineering projects when necessary. Generally it won it's campaigns then started building for the peace by constructing the infrastructure it needed to occupy and control.

    A pattern the modern-day American army would do well to learn from I think.

  72. Re:Wow! A comprehensive survey of British engineer by SteveAstro · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Absolutely.
    I ran into a woman at an airport last week who was an English teacher. We chatted, compared kids, that sort of things, had the "where have you been ? what have you been doing ?" conversation, and I was bitching about the appalling lack of imagination of the engineers I had been working with in Egypt. She then said "Imagination ? Oh an engineer doesn't need imagination. Its all about punching numbers into computers" I restrained myself, but pointed out that there was quite a lot more to it than that.

    Its a complete cultural blindspot. C.P. Snow explored our national attitudes to science in his 1950's book "Two cultures". Little has changed, except we now make less than half of the stuff we made even by 1979 standards.
    Steve

  73. Re:Beagel 2 unlikely to boast future british missi by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

    It'll do lots for the British space industry if they find evidence of life on Mars. ;-)

  74. Christmas press conference from 10 Downing by deathofcats · · Score: 3, Funny

    Tony Blair: "I have extremely good news to report from Mars this afternoon. Our probe to Mars has found Saddam's missing weapons of mass destruction."

  75. Re:Wow! A comprehensive survey of British engineer by turgid · · Score: 1

    Ho hum. Unfortunately, we live in a culture where being able to argue the toss about various passages from Shakspeare is held in higher esteem than being able to apply Newton's Laws to real situations, or where arguing the toss about various "issues" is more highly regarded than making rational, impartial, scientific observations and assessments. Nyeah.

  76. Re:Wow! A comprehensive survey of British engineer by NickFitz · · Score: 1
    We can stand on a moral high ground because we tend not to get involved anymore...

    How true.

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  77. Space: the final property rights frontier by howlatthemoon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't they know some Yemeni men own Mars? This is old news, but three men from Yemen sued NASA for tresspassing as documented in this 1997 CNN story. According to the article these individuals have a 3000 year old claim on the red planet. What they do not realize is that my past life regressionist told me in a past life more than 5000 thousand years ago aliens gave Mars to me. Therefore, their claims are null and void.

  78. um.... by mikeee · · Score: 1

    Are you forgeting Jaguar? Nice cars, but the mid-eighties models at least had horrible reliablity problems.

    1. Re:um.... by henrygb · · Score: 1

      Jaguar is owned by Ford. But MG Rover is British.

  79. McDonalds... And that's all water anyway... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Last I heard, McD's were made from lips and arse, with a bit of beef for colouring.

    Black pudding and fried eggs, with a hit of whisky from the hip flask, are more probable British space foods.

  80. Re:Solution for Failed Probes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Viagra

  81. Re: big ass telescope by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1

    How big-ass would your telescope mirror have to be in order to count the zits on the ass of an armadillo on mars? Seriously, how big would it have to be to be able to recognise a human face?

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  82. Never So Cheaply & Quickly? Except For... by cmholm · · Score: 1
    This. The two robovac-sized Deep Space probes piggybacked on the Mars Polar Explorer, and rode their aeroshells all the way down to 400mph (640kph) landings near the south pole, as intended. A small spike probe was supposed to continue another foot or so into the surface for soil sampling.

    A neat concept. Unfortunately, I think the design team was visualizing the hard pack on a ski slope, or sand dunes in the Mojave, rather than the -100C, ice impregnated, rock hard soil the probes actual hit... basically a sandy glacier. The JPL post-mortem report (http://sunnyday.mit.edu/accidents/mpl_report_1.pd f - 400KB) ripped the project up one side and down the other for poor planning and testing, and virtually non-existant program management. Hell, if the project lead had so much as pitched a prototype off the roof onto the sidewalk at JPL, she would have had a pretty good approximation of what they were in for, IMO.

    The upshot was that the project was doomed to failure on the shoestring budget.

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  83. Re:Three Cheers for European Space Efforts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But please keep in mind that ESA does not mean English Space Agency and some other countries have also been involved.

  84. European, not British! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The parent is a troll.

    ESA is the European Space Agency.

  85. Windshield wipers by barakn · · Score: 1

    Without some sort of fluid, the wipers would scrape the dry dust across the solar cells. The resultant scratches would decrease the amount of light getting into the cells. W/ a fluid (and it can't just be a methanol/water/glycol solution 'cause it would just freeze) there would be less scratching, but there could be instrument contamination from dirty fluid, and it would add way too much extra mass. Some sort of electrostatic device might work though.

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  86. The British attitude by payndz · · Score: 1
    The British pessimist in me says there's so much that *can* go wrong, it almost certainly *will*. We have a knack as a nation for coming up with marvellous inventions that don't quite work in the real world.

    But the British optimist in me hopes it *will* work, simply because when the odds are completely stacked against it, when everybody says a British invention can't *possibly* succeed... that's when it generally pulls through.

    So godspeed, Beagle 2. Say hello to Mars for all of us - and preferably let us all hear Blur and see Damian Hirst while you're doing it.

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  87. que the martians by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    I can see it now, little green people pointing up to the red sky screaming.
    "OH NO! it's the earthling mothership and they're sending a probe down to kill us all! RUN FOR YOUR DAMN LIVES!"

    be quite the opposite of the usual earthling fearing the martian.

  88. *eye roll* by Guppy06 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Never has a spacecraft been built so quickly, on so little money, and been sent on such a long journey fraught with so many dangers."

    Never has Churchill been so abused by such poor parodies.

  89. We may have a big problem, though. by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

    While it appears that the Beagle 2 probe is on the right flight profile to make it to the Martian surface, the fact there are increasing dust storms on the planet's surface could hinder the operation of the probe. Beagle 2 could suffer the same fate as the Soviet Mars 3 lander, which made it to the surface but failed after 20 seconds of transmitting data due to the dust storm on Mars at the time. :-(

  90. I must be old... by slasher999 · · Score: 1

    I saw this and the first thing I thought of was that someone was reviving Beagle Bros, the awesome Apple II software company from the 80's.

  91. Identical computer is not really redundant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One wonders why the same software implementation was run on the backup computer. If it failed on the primary what would make it work correctly on the backup?

    It would be better to have the backup use a separate implementation using different algorithms where it was possible.

  92. Re:Poppycock by basingwerk · · Score: 1

    The British are the best engineers in the world, rah-rah. Now go and puke, Poppycock.

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  93. more news for the Beagle 2 weblog by mlush · · Score: 1

    more stuff from the Beagle 2 weblog

    Listening out for Beagle 2
    The 76m Lovell Telescope at the Jodrell Bank Observatory is ready to try and find Beagle 2 on Christmas evening. At 10:40 pm GMT Beagle 2 will begin to transmit an on/off sequence each minute - like very slow Morse Code - and about nearly 9 minutes later the signals should reach Earth. The transmitter power, at 5 watts, is little more than that of a mobile phone, but the team at Jodrell Bank have installed a very sensitive receiver to pick up the Beagle 2 frequency. See more details on the Jodrell Bank website>

    Betting on Life on Mars
    Ladbrokes, the bookmaker, has cut its odds of finding life on Mars from 33-1 to 25-1 after a flurry of bets following the successful separation of Beagle 2 from Mars Express. Whilst these might not be true odds, the firm has taken the decision to minimise payouts in case Beagle 2 finds any evidence. Bets have been placed on the "Life on Mars" outcome since 1969. Link to Times story

  94. This is by herrvinny · · Score: 1

    This is my Christmas present. We need more good images from Mars to fire up the public imagination to go to space. We'll need it too, because it'll take billions of dollars to fund the next steps, lots more probes and an eventual manned mission.

  95. Mini Vortex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No no no..you have it all wrong. When you fill up the tank in an American car, half of the fuel is actially getting teleported to an American gas station. That's how America get's so much gas so cheaply. If you want to increase your milage, be sure to find the vortex generator and disable it.

  96. It is true by rspress · · Score: 1

    As one of the Apollo astronauts once said, and I paraphrase "when sitting up there in that capsule you realize that your butt is strapped to something built by the lowest bidder"

    This is the problem of most failed missions...things that should have been checked, replaced, double-checked, improved or what have you are not done because of cost and profit. Tie the payoff to the success of the mission and things will vastly improve...but they will cost much more.