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drkanta writes "Hey, I decided to decorate my cube for a holiday decoration contest. Well, I went all out and had a lot of fun and turned my cube into a house. I thought it was very very funny. What bugged me was that some people asked me where I saw this before to get my idea. What? Saw something like this before? My question is: has anyone done something like this before?"

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  1. cool by Valegor · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think this is the coolest thing I have seen in a long time. You are now my hero. Course most of the guys I work with say it is gay.

    1. Re:cool by dillon_rinker · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's not gay - it's metrosexual!

    2. Re:cool by capt.Hij · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think this is the coolest thing I have seen in a long time.

      Cool????

      I for one do not think that this is "cool." This is the sort of rampant individualism(1) that can create havoc in an office. This is the sort of thing that happens when they let people post comics outside of their cubicles. We have taken one more step closer to the abyss. I can only hope that your little project will stand up to the resulting chaos that will result from this sort of willful nihilism (sp?). Now clean up that mess and get a haircut...


      (1) With apologies to Author's boss in "The Tick"

    3. Re:cool by LeiGong · · Score: 5, Funny
      It's not gay - it's metrosexual!

      A Metrosexual knows never to use that patterned wall paper with a green chimney. And that's not even a Gucci snowman. That most is DEFINITELY gay (or straight depending on how you look at it).

    4. Re:cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      And I was showing my Christmas cube to Kiki and Monica and drinking eggnog, and they were all like "oooh, you're a bad boy drinking in the office" and I was like "Whatever!"


      (cue bass riff)

    5. Re:cool by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 3, Funny

      How astute of you to notice.

    6. Re:cool by Powercntrl · · Score: 4, Funny

      Gay? I think not. Chicks HAVE to dig it, it's a LOVE SHACK, baby!

      Looks like someone's not going to need to use that OSDN dating service to find a date this New Year's.

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    7. Re:cool by walt-sjc · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not only that, the ornaments hanging off the eve's are a clear OSHA violation. I sure the paper used is a fire hazzard. Did you get a building permit? I thought not. Oh, your woes have only just begun!

    8. Re:cool by Eneff · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well...

      I happen to be gay, and the first thing I thought when I saw it was that I wanted a pic and a phone number...

      If it's not gay, it's at least gay-friendly.

    9. Re:cool by skintigh2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The sad thing is, you just described the exact policy where I work. Not even NAME TAGS are allowed outside the cube -- they must be on the inside edge. People used to decorate their cubes or put roofs on them or drape them in camo (Texas, nuf said) but no more.

  2. Sure by shystershep · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've done it, lots of times. I make them out of tinfoil. It's stops the cosmic rays, you know.

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  3. You're fired! by ivanmarsh · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where are the TSP reports I asked for two days ago?

    1. Re:You're fired! by The_Rift · · Score: 4, Funny

      Uh-oh, sounds like someone has a case of the mondays!

  4. I think your boss... by Cordath · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...is currently taking a long hard look at just how much he's paying you.

    1. Re:I think your boss... by u8nogard · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... and how much he should be paying me instead.

    2. Re:I think your boss... by Gandalf+Teh+Ghey · · Score: 5, Funny

      The boss is thinking "Outsourcing to India looks better all the time."

    3. Re:I think your boss... by multiplexo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nahhh, if you had Indian programmers they'd just turn their cubes into the Taj Mahal.

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  5. Well as a matter of fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes I have seen this before, but then the walls were padded....

  6. Cool by Talrias · · Score: 5, Funny

    I see there's a pink slip attached to your monitor too! I wonder what THAT'S doing there!

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  7. So by Shut+the+fuck+up! · · Score: 3, Funny

    Did you win the contest?

  8. Props! You have too much time. by Nijika · · Score: 3, Funny

    See subject; :) Other than that, I think JWZ made himself a cubicle tent once. Netscape made him take it down as I recall. I'd love to see more examples of clear fire hazards, so if anyone has any more keep posting.

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  9. When you think it..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    it can't get any worse. Oh no, There is a whole new level of people with to much time on their hands.

  10. You did this at your work?!? by xotx69 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just what *do* you do at work if you have that much free time!? lol This reminds of that "While You Were Out" show...they should do it for cubicles.

    1. Re:You did this at your work?!? by twoslice · · Score: 2, Funny
      We have a chick here who puts up tons of decorations for every freaking holiday known to man she comes in on the weekends to do it. I'm guessing same deal here.

      Does she bring in brass poles for stripper day?

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  11. Mr. Kanta by thepuma · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can I see you in my office, please? I think we have a few things to discuss....

    - Your Pointy Haired Boss

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  12. Wrong kind of cube... by Blimey85 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I read this thinking he decorated his Mac Cube... and thought that was pretty cool. Maybe put some christmas lights inside or something... but this is just his work cube... not as cool.. IMO.

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    1. Re:Wrong kind of cube... by metrazol · · Score: 4, Funny

      You hear 'cube' on slashdot and you think "Mac Cube?" "GameCube?" "To the third power?" but in the end the answer is always the same...

      "Webserver is now a flaming beige cube."

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  13. Yikes by k3vmo · · Score: 1, Funny

    Put a fridge and a tv in and you may not have an excuse to go home ...

  14. Re:I haven't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Which is why you are posting this AC on slashdot. Working hard I see.

  15. PayCheck bonus. by Nautica · · Score: 5, Funny

    5.5 Hour of Pay to decorate your CUBE. cool I still have you beat, getting paid 8 hours a day to surfing slashdot.org

  16. True story by grub · · Score: 5, Funny

    has anyone done something like this before?

    True Story: In 1982 or so I had a job stocking shelves (hey, I was 16) Anyhow, I got pretty stoned at dinner break and had a great idea.. I bought a can of gold spray paint in the store then proceeded to completely spray paint a urinal in the men's room. Then I wrote in felt marker
    "The Gold Urinal"
    "A [my surname] Concept"
    Needless to say when my boss called me in the next day and I was straight I didn't think the idea was too smart.
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    1. Re:True story by BasilBrush · · Score: 5, Funny

      You worked there stacking shelves, and you bought a spray can to vandalise the urinal?

    2. Re:True story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      For all my faults I'm not a thief. :) Now let me get back to Kazaa

  17. yep. by emptybody · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have not looked at the article yet.
    I procured cardboard shipping boxes with the intent of converting my cubicle into an interior office.

    There is no good reason the walls do not continue straight up.

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  18. about the roof... by thoolihan · · Score: 5, Funny

    as if cubes don't trap the smell of a fart already enough...

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    1. Re:about the roof... by mofolotopo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hence the chimney.

    2. Re:about the roof... by coolgabe · · Score: 3, Funny

      don't be to quick to not proofread your signature

  19. That's nothing... by AccUser · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since I started to work at home, I have turned my house into a cube. Much to my wife's consternation, I might add...

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  20. Re:And the question is by Pirogoeth · · Score: 2, Funny

    And what sort of immoral place do you work at and why hasn't HR gotten involved?

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  21. Re:I haven't by Ateryx · · Score: 2, Funny
    I have to work when I'm at work, and I have interests besides work, so I'm not going to stay after work decorating a cube.

    Right... if by I have to work you mean surfing slashdot and by staying after work you mean getting all the work you avoided finished at home?

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  22. And I'll huff and I'll puff... by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 4, Funny

    And I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll ./ your house down!

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  23. Tiki Hut by Foofoobar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually yes, while I was at one job I turned my cube into a tiki hut complete with thatch roof. My boss was pissed and was going to scream at me until the VP of the company came by and congratulated me on such a great morale builder and said that others should be so industrious.

    Nearly everything for your own Tiki hut can be purchased at Archie McPhee's :)

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  24. Re:And the question is by SquadBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I could do with a little immorality here at work in particular with the chick with the short grey skirt and the red stockings. :)

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  25. Biohazard tent by Lordrashmi · · Score: 3, Funny

    At one start up I worked at, we had a cubicle decorating contest for who got the close parking spots in the middle of January. My cubicle group (4 cubicles with doorways facing inwards) use white plastic to create a biohazard tent. It actually was nice because it blocked light from outside and helped us regulate the temperature.

    The downside was when someone let one rip, well it lingered.

    1. Re:Biohazard tent by Random832 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The downside was when someone let one rip, well it lingered.

      That's the biohazard part... brilliant!

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  26. visa by sethx9 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Total cost of the project: $34
    Total cost of the project after I return "unneeded items": $14
    Total time to build, including sawing, etc: 5.5 hours."

    ...pissing off all your non-christian co-workers: priceless

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  27. Re:I think you need another copy of that memo... by ivanmarsh · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you're gonna' comment, read the whole thread.
    Unless you're into redundancy.

  28. SARS by ckulpa · · Score: 2, Funny

    One of my co-workers went to Hong Kong on business last year. When he returned, his cube was tented with plastic sheeting. We hung up SARS warning signs and facemasks. We even put a facemask on his bowling trophy guy. He wasn't impressed.

  29. Re:And the question is by Rorschach1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey, I work on a military base and I've got away with more.

    Last year, at Halloween, I swiped a spare floor tile (we have a raised floor in the network control center), ripped the carpet off, and mounted it on a piece of particle board with a hole cut in the middle. I removed one of the regular floor tiles, climbed in, and put my head through the cutout. Someone set a box on my head, and we just waited for the cleaning lady to come around.

    I've got a still pic of the setup somewhere, but unfortunately we didn't tape the cleaning staff's reaction. The two poor ladies screamed their heads off when one picked up the box, and ran for the door.

  30. How do you flush this thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Uhhh dude....

    Sorry about the mess in your bathroom.

  31. MP Report by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Box noted in highly unusual place by cleaning staff.

    MPs forcibly evacutated building.

    Bomb squad noted problems with security and downtime due to location in network control center.

    In case box contained explosive device, it was immediately disrupted with small demolition charges. Minor damage to surrounding equipment.

    There was one casualty. How he avoided the evacuation and reached the vicinity of the box has not been determined.

  32. Rampant Christianity by lisany · · Score: 2, Funny

    You insensitive clod! I don't celebrate Christmas!

  33. Thats nothing - turned mine into a dump by dbIII · · Score: 3, Funny

    Turned mine into a dump for old computer gear. Hang on, that's what every sysadmin does! You just never know whether a DecStation5000 will turn up to plug that old digitiser tablet into - all those empty boxes damp sound in the office, and that big pile of AT keyboards and big 10Mb/s switches are valuble thermal mass keeping the office temperature from fluctuating too quickly.