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Are Geeks in Saudi Arabia Just Like Us?

Robin 'Roblimo' Miller (of NewsForge and sometimes Slashdot) spent five days in Saudi Arabia's capital, Riyadh, meeting with local Linux advocates and users, and wrote five articles while he was there. The article titles are Saudi Arabia: Linux advocates in white robes, Saudi Space Institute techies love their new Linux computer, Meet Saudi Arabia's most famous computer expert, Saudi open source conference opens minds, and Linux and open source opportunities in the Mideast. This is the first in-depth look ever at open source (and programming in general) in a conservative Islamic country. Roblimo concludes that under the robes, Saudi geeks are much like geeks everywhere, but from comments on the stories it looks like a lot of people don't agree.

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  1. Yes. by Limburgher · · Score: 1, Funny

    And? Geeks are the same everywhere.

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  2. Too thorough comparision by Gyan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Roblimo concludes that under the robes, Saudi geeks are much like geeks everywhere

    What's that exactly supposed to mean?

    1. Re:Too thorough comparision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It means overweight, underhung, and covered with several varities of spicy mustard.

    2. Re:Too thorough comparision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It means that Saudi geeks have small penises, just like us!

      Right? Guys?

      Oh damn...

  3. True litmus test by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Funny
    Why don't they fill out the recent slashdot "Biggest Failure as a Nerd" survey?

    Or . . .

    Show them a picture of Natalie Portman and gauge their reaction.

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    1. Re:True litmus test by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Show them a picture of Natalie Portman and gauge their reaction."

      Then Roblimo would really see what's under their robes.

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  4. Well... by Ice_Balrog · · Score: 4, Funny

    It depends. Do they use Vi or *shudder*Emacs?

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    1. Re:Well... by dotwaffle · · Score: 2, Funny

      Imagine World War 3 being started over the fact they use Emacs... You'd have to arrest RMS for supplying a weapon of mass destruction... Hang on, why did I not think of this earlier???? ;)

  5. Completely different by egg+troll · · Score: 4, Funny

    There is no comparison. Here in America we play Dungeons and Dragons. Over in the Middle East its Dunes and Djinis. Nope, nothing in common.

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  6. Essentially the same, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    In Saudi Arabia the Linux zealot will blow himself up when his company goes with a Microsoft solution.

    1. Re:Essentially the same, but... by dema · · Score: 5, Funny

      While an MS zealot will run into a company using Linux and attempt to blow himself up, only to discover his explosion mechanism has given him the blue screen of no death.

  7. They're nothing like us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    They can't collect hard-drives full of porn.

  8. Yep. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    > Roblimo concludes that under the robes, Saudi geeks are much like geeks everywhere

    Even the most rudimentary biological knowledge should have tipped you off that what's under the robes is just like what's under the jeans, kilt, or lederhosen.

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  9. They don't have girlfriends, either. by The+I+Shing · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're just like the geeks in the USA, except that their non-existant girlfriends have fewer rights.

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  10. Roblimo's got balls by utahjazz · · Score: 4, Funny

    I found at least a dozen anonymous surfing sites that let me view all the porn anyone could want in less than 30 minutes

    Surfing pr0n in Saudi and then writing about it. I hope he gets out of the country.

  11. Re:Something In Common by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    KDE vs. GNOME on a whole new level!!!

  12. no.... by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 5, Funny

    in saudi arabia, geeks have the advantage of women being forced to marry them.....

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  13. Ten differences... by pieterh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ten differences between a Saudi geek and a Stateside geek:

    1. The Saudi geeks don't have cellars.

    2. They browse from right to left.

    3. Stateside geeks have longer hacking sessions, not being required to stop for prayers every few hours.

    4. Saudi geeks have better weather.

    5. Saudi geeks drink tea, while stateside geeks drink coffee.

    6. Saudi geeks get more work done, not reading Slashdot as often.

    7. Stateside geeks wear sandals, Saudi geeks wear Gucci.

    8. Stateside geeks rarely dress in white.

    9. Saudi geeks speak at least two languages - Arab and English. Stateside geeks hardly speak at all.

    10. Saudi geeks go camel-riding in the weekends. Stateside geeks don't have weekends.

  14. Re:Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Lets see... cultural differences...differences in governments and law... different educational systems... they smell like ass - oh wait, all nerds smell like that. Guess they're not so different after all.

  15. Nerds == Nerds by Col.+Panic · · Score: 2, Funny

    it's a brotherhood.

    (someone corrects my syntax)

  16. In Saudi Arabia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...people in glass houses don't throw stones unless your adulterous sister is inside.

  17. Re:Geeks everywhere are (essentially) the same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Women aren't even allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia
    You say that like it's a bad thing...

  18. Yes by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes they are, only thinner.

  19. Re:Something In Common by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2, Funny

    .... as well as the Indian and Pakistani ones.

    They hate each other but love FreeBSD over Linux/Windows. Oh how sweet. Lets hug each other.

  20. Where's the camel? by CatGrep · · Score: 2, Funny

    Shouldn't this story have the camel logo which the previous one sported? How many penguins are in Saudi Arabia?

    1. Re:Where's the camel? by WEFUNK · · Score: 4, Funny

      How many penguins are in Saudi Arabia?

      Probably about the same number of (native) penguins that are in North America and Europe.

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  21. Re:Something In Common by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    [ Just after terrorism is stopped, Israeli colonies (or "settlements") in Palestine are dismantled, an agreement is reached over the holy sites, a stable democratic Palestinian state emerges sharing Jerusalem as a capital with Israel, free circulation between these two countries is instored and peace and collaboration treaties are signed between Israel and all Arab states, there'll be nothing to prevent Saudis from teaming up with Israelis.]

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    aw, the hell with them, just push the button Ali.

  22. He peeked. by jhines · · Score: 4, Funny

    He peeked under the robes to see if they are like Scotsman.

  23. Support all Moslem geeks with free beer! by Spoing · · Score: 4, Funny
    It'll be the cheapest round you'll never buy!

    [leaps behind politically correct flame-proof wall]

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  24. Re:Geeks everywhere are (essentially) the same by MochaMan · · Score: 2, Funny

    And before any of you smart-assed Euros ask me if I'm an American, I'm not. I'm Canadian.

    And from one Canadian to another, please do us all a favour and move somewhere where your brand of sophisticated political analysis and your fantastic social skills will be more thoroughly appreciated. I hear there's a lot of open land in Texas just waiting to be developed.

  25. Please, let's not! by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Roblimo concludes that under the robes,"

    Um, I don't know about you guys, but I really, really don't want to go there.

  26. Not a correct gauge by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 3, Funny

    less Geek -> Geek -> more Geek
    Emacs Vi Emacs

    Vi is for pussies. ;)

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  27. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Most Slashdot commenters these days seem to be avowed members of the antiamerican, antisemitic, antiwar left (and rather shrill ones at that).

    You missed out "anti-hot-coffee". Just try suggesting that serving hot coffee isn't such a bad idea and see what kind of reaction you get.

  28. It has to be said. by KnightStalker · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fetch.... THE COMFY CHAIR!!!!!

    Nobody expects the Saudi Inquisition!

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  29. Re:No. by fenix+down · · Score: 1, Funny

    Seriously, I'd take a few cocks up the ass if it meant I didn't have to wear wool in the middle of a fucking desert.

  30. Depends on Saudi Immigration quotas for Greeks by MCRocker · · Score: 2, Funny

    Many countries place quotas on immigrants from various other countries. So, whether Greeks who emigratate to Saudi Arabia can get to a level that they can form a robust community... oh, wait. GEEKS.

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  31. Yes they do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Here's an article from a newspaper editor who went to Saudi Arabia to train reporters for a year:

    http://www.lawrencewright.com/art-saudi.html

    He has a number of surprising insights into the repressive and mysogynistic Saudi society. If not all Saudi's are sexist, then a very large majority of them. And contrary to expectations, the younger generation are even worse because they grew-up in an even worse society than their parents.

    Here's an excerpt:

    The self-effacement of an entire sex, and, in consequence, of sexuality itself, was the most unnerving feature of Saudi life. I could go through an entire day without seeing any women, except perhaps some beggars sitting on the curb outside a prince's house. Almost all public space, from the outdoor terrace at the Italian restaurant to the sidewalk tables at Starbucks, belonged to men. The restaurants had separate entrances for "families" and "bachelors," and I could hear women scurrying past, hidden by screens, as they went upstairs or to a rear room. The only places I was sure to see women were at the mall and the grocery store, and even there they seemed spookily out of place. Many of them wore black gloves, and their faces were covered entirely--not even a pair of plummy, heavy-lidded Arabian eyes apparent. Sometimes I couldn't tell what direction they were facing. It felt to me as if the women had died, and only their shades remained...

    Abdullah al-Shehri, a professor of linguistics at King Abdul Aziz University, explained during a long conversation in a Starbucks. "There is a religious term, khalwah, which means a man and a woman who are unrelated and are behind a closed door," Abdullah said. "There is another term, ikhtilat. This is an invented term. It's heard only in Saudi Arabia, and is never mentioned in any religious text. It means 'mixing of more than two men and women.' There is a confusion between these two terms in the Saudi mind. The Prophet said whenever a man and a woman are in khalwah Satan will join them. But ikhtilat is part of the Saudi tribal culture. Before I was born, in the thirties and forties men and women used to celebrate weddings together. Now bride and groom have separate wedding celebrations."

    "Traditions say that eating alone with your female relatives is shameful," Raid Qusti, a journalist, wrote earlier this year in a daring column for the Arab News. "Where in our religion does it say that sitting with your own family is forbidden?" Qusti complained that many Saudi men thought it was taboo to utter a woman's name in public. "Ask any Saudi male in the street what the names of his wife or daughters are, and you will either have embarrassed him or insulted him. Islamic? Not in any way." There are some parts of the country where a woman never unveils--her husband and children see her face only when she dies. "Women will always be the core issue that will hinder any social progress in Saudi Arabia," Qusti wrote. "We limit their roles in public, ban them from public participation in decision making, we doubt them and confine them because we think they are the source of all seduction and evil in the world. And then we say proudly: 'We are Muslims.'" ...A middle-aged Saudi told me, "I am worried about the next generation. They don't see any real women at all. You don't see each other's wives, daughters, sisters. Everything is masculine. And yet they are bombarded by images. They can easily see porn. They live in the imagination of sex all the time. We don't grow naturally, to be loved, not to be loved--we don't undergo these changes. Two-thirds of the marriages here are basically loveless. Many men cheat--there's a lot going on underground." ...The absence of socialization between men and women struck me as a potent factor in terrorist fantasies. The hijackers who killed themselves on September 11th were propelled in part by the notion of being rewarded in the afterlife with the company of virgins. Such abstractions don't seem quite so strange in a country whe