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Lie Detector Glasses Coming Soon

Zelphyr writes "The EE Times is reporting on a product soon to be released by an Israeli company that allows the wearer of special glasses to tell whether the person they are talking to is telling a lie. Not only that, they can tell you whether someone loves you! Apparently a PC version of the 'love detector' is in the works as well. Think my Windows box will be upset when it knows how much I hate it?"

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  1. Hard facts. by shystershep · · Score: 4, Funny

    V Entertainment claims the love detector has demonstrated 96 percent accuracy.

    Oh, good. I'm glad that they have tested this empirically and have hard numbers for us.
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    1. Re:Hard facts. by EnigmaticSource · · Score: 5, Funny

      For the lysdexics out there, it's 96% accurate, not actuate at predicing a 69.

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    2. Re:Hard facts. by crush · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The company said that a state police agency in the Midwest found the lie detector 89 percent accurate, compared with 83 percent for a traditional polygraph.

      Anyone that accepts that the traditional polygraph has an 83% "accuracy" is obviously starting from a different viewpoint than the rest of us. Still with law-enforcement agencies being willing to hire psychics and dowsers we shouldn't be too surprised at seeing contra-rational thinking being employed by people that don't understand science.

    3. Re:Hard facts. by Judg3 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The company said that a state police agency in the Midwest found the lie detector 89 percent accurate, compared with 83 percent for a traditional polygraph.

      Anyone that accepts that the traditional polygraph has an 83% "accuracy" is obviously starting from a different viewpoint than the rest of us. Still with law-enforcement agencies being willing to hire psychics and dowsers we shouldn't be too surprised at seeing contra-rational thinking being employed by people that don't understand science.


      Indeed. There's a reason that polygraph tests aren't admissible as evidence - they are woefully inaccurate for the most part, and there are a lot of ways to fool the test as well. Personally, I wish they'd outlaw polygraph tests for the most part - the police use it as a way of squeezing confessions from people - even innocent ones.

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    4. Re:Hard facts. by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Polygraphs have valid uses. Just ask anyone who's going through a background investigation starting with the EPSQ. I'm sure that some people have learned to "fool" the system, but a trained operator will detect most.

    5. Re:Hard facts. by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 4, Funny

      Think my Windows box will be upset when it knows how much I hate it?"

      I think it might well be! As revenge it could possible start deleting random files, crash just before you capture the flag in that clan game and keep resetting preferences to default.

      Oh, wait...

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    6. Re:Hard facts. by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm just glad that I no longer have to have a sarcasm LED surgically implanted in my forehead for people to know that I'm kidding.

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    7. Re:Hard facts. by nlindstrom · · Score: 3, Funny

      Bah, big deal. I'm still waiting to be able to purchase my very own pair of Double Joo-Janta 2000 Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses.

    8. Re:Hard facts. by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 4, Funny

      So THAT's what Indian women have on their forehead. I always thought it was something religious.

    9. Re:Hard facts. by Simonetta · · Score: 4, Funny

      Most guys come with pretty straight-forward love detectors: they're called 'erections'.

      Ladies, if you see one, there's a 96% chance that the guy's in love with you.

      You don't need any special glasses.

    10. Re:Hard facts. by Dirtside · · Score: 2, Insightful
      the police use it as a way of squeezing confessions from people - even innocent ones
      I don't think outlawing polygraphs would have much effect on those particular police who are corrupt enough to, say, beat a confession out of someone.
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    11. Re:Hard facts. by hlh_nospam · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Try 89% (from the article), but that number is also made up. I see nothing here that reliably demonstrates that this "lie detector" actually works. All this "voice analysis" is basically wishful thinking, and in the hands of a jack-booted thug, it is just another tool to take away what little liberty we might have left.

      The only thing worse than a lie detector that doesn't work, is one that does .

    12. Re:Hard facts. by smallfeet · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, maybe they do in some cases.

    13. Re:Hard facts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I mean, how did they come up with that 83% figure? What methods were used?

      They told the machine "This thing is working" 100 times.

  2. ... it wasn't me.... by wo1verin3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    *sniff sniff*
    Who farted?
    Oh shit you got those new glasses
    RUNNNNNNNNNN!

  3. Problem With This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Better keeps this away from any large group of politicians... it just might explode.

    1. Re:Problem With This by happyfrogcow · · Score: 4, Funny

      just in time for the State of the Union address tonight!

      Even the rounds of applaus would trigger the glasses.

    2. Re:Problem With This by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Better keeps this away from any large group of politicians... it just might explode.

      they ran preliminary tests this month in IOWA with the democratic nominees..

      of the four subjects that tested the glasses, 3 of them screamed "My Eyes! I'm Blinded!" where as the fourth simply equated the experience with an acid trip he had in the late 70's.

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  4. Meetings might be useful! by ericspinder · · Score: 4, Funny
    Ultimately, the company plans to offer versions of its detectors for cell phones, dating services, teaching aids, toys and games.
    I can imagine it now, a wristwatch which will vibrate when it hears bullshit or better yet one that screams "BULLSHIT". That whould be a lot of fun in meetings! Also, it would be nice to get truthful answers to these questions:
    • Are you going to over-charge me. (at the dealership for service and purchase)
    • Are you cheating on me (for your spouse)
    • Are you selling your vote to special interests (for your congressman)
    • Did you, George start a war to (at least in part) supply oil contract for your buddies?
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    1. Re:Meetings might be useful! by whittrash · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can see the news analysis after a debate. "There is an 87% chance that they were lying 99% of the time."

    2. Re:Meetings might be useful! by Thedalek · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      Did you, George start a war to (at least in part) supply oil contract for your buddies?

      -sigh-

      Not to get horribly off-topic or anything, but would someone please explain to me this: If we went to war over oil, why the devil didn't we invade Venezuela? It's a whole heckuva lot closer, and we wouldn't have had to pay rent to Turkey.

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    3. Re:Meetings might be useful! by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 2, Funny
      If we went to war over oil, why the devil didn't we invade Venezuela?
      Because Iraq is easier to spell.
  5. That's nice and all.. by RailGunner · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... but where are the X-Ray glasses promised to us in the throngs of comic books of our youth? Hmmm?

    1. Re:That's nice and all.. by dustmote · · Score: 2, Informative

      From what my dad tells me, when he bought a pair as an impressionable young lad they were made of cardboard, and you were supposed to use them to fool people into thinking that you had x-ray vision. Not nearly as fun, IMHO.

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    2. Re:That's nice and all.. by Rune+Berge · · Score: 5, Funny

      They realized that the skeleton-fetishist market is too marginal.

    3. Re:That's nice and all.. by Picard42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      ... but where are the X-Ray glasses promised to us in the throngs of comic books of our youth? Hmmm?

      Those turned out to be a fraud, so I ordered the George Atlas body-building kit, stayed up all night lifting weights, and beat up the manufacturers of the glasses the next day.

      Seriously, though, this invention sounds like an absolute nightmare. Do you really want to know every time your wife fakes an orgasm? And trust me, if you're on Slashdot, she does.

    4. Re:That's nice and all.. by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 2, Funny
      Seriously, though, this invention sounds like an absolute nightmare. Do you really want to know every time your wife fakes an orgasm? And trust me, if you're on Slashdot, she does.

      Aww, c'mon. If you're on Slashdot, you're probably faking the wife, too!

  6. For most Slashdotters... by digital_milo · · Score: 4, Funny

    It will end up being a 'just wanna be friends' detector.

    1. Re:For most Slashdotters... by zootread · · Score: 2, Funny

      It will end up being a 'just wanna be friends' detector.

      My question is will it distinguish between love and lust? Will girls be able to use this to determine that I just want to fuck them, and feel nothing else other than that urge, despite all the bullshit I've been telling them?

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    2. Re:For most Slashdotters... by shotfeel · · Score: 3, Funny

      You mean that great land that's above water 96% of the time?

    3. Re:For most Slashdotters... by martyros · · Score: 4, Insightful
      You know, I'm by nature an honest person, and for a long time I wondered why we had the whole "politeness" bit: why are the hints so subtle, and why is it that those who can't / chose not to read them are just supposed to be endured, and not told straight out, "You know, I don't really want to hang out with you tonight" or "That's really boring. If you want me to listen you you, you'll have to talk about something else" or "You know, I really don't think you have a chance, and I don't want to waste my time or yours."

      But in my life, there have been several instances where someone who initially bores me or totally annoys me eventually grows on me, so that we become friends -- something that wouldn't have happened if I'd been rude and just told them off; and I've been on the receiving end of that too. I had a good friend tell me that when he first met me, he thought I was just an arrogant American and had no interest in getting to know be better; eventually we became really good friends.

      So with the "love glasses": even if they're 96% accurate as far as what's going on in the person's head right now, they're not necessarily that useful for what's going to happen in the future. The person who just thinks you're a nice guy, or even doesn't really care for you now, may get to know you better and begin to like you; and the person who is initially attracted to you and thinks your cute may realize you're not really her type.

      So this may be useful if you're just looking for one-night-stands, but if you're looking for anything else, I'd say it's best to stick with the social cues. They developed for a reason.

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  7. I can hear airport security now... by GoNINzo · · Score: 5, Funny
    'Hey Bob, take a look at this. I think this guy is lying about packing his own bag!'

    'No Joe, you're reading it wrong, he just wants to fuck you.'

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  8. These love detection glasses are broken! by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 3, Funny

    These love detection glasses are broken, I have never seen anything. I think I will stick to ye olde love tester

  9. Great! by k98sven · · Score: 5, Informative

    Just what I've always wanted, the unscientific* and unreliable results of traditional polygraphy, only in portable form!!

    Where do I sign up?

    (Oh, sorry.. there is research that has PROVEN the polygraph to have 50% accuracy rate.. ranking it right up there with the 'other' lie detector: A coin with the word 'truth' on one side and 'lie' on the other!)

  10. As if Windows cared.... by eschasi · · Score: 4, Funny
    The poster writes:
    Think my Windows box will be upset when it knows how much I hate it?

    Do you seriously think your Windows box cares if you love it or not? If it did, it'd be treating you much better.

    1. Re:As if Windows cared.... by LiberalApplication · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The poster writes:

      Think my Windows box will be upset when it knows how much I hate it?

      Do you seriously think your Windows box cares if you love it or not? If it did, it'd be treating you much better.

      Actually, that *is* a fairly interesting proposition. Even if it were terribly inaccurate at reading the subtleties of emotional responses, maybe it could be used by machines as a source of additional input. Really now, imagine a kiosk at a retail clothing chain which offers you selections on what you might want, and gauges from its love-o-meter readings how strongly you hate the silk-sheen mauve stretch-fabric tee shirts and love the traditional white polo. At an even more granular level, such a kiosk would be able to gather tiny bits of information on what shades of which colors, what fabrics in what cuts, and such that you prefer. And all that with less interaction than would have been required otherwise.

      If you think about it, this kind of technology, if moderately effective and economically manufacturable, could be applied to any expert-system-type application that guides users to recommendations. Just imagine: An interactive porn catalogue that requires NO hands to operate (now *both* hands can be free)! Okay, that isn't my ideal application of the technology, but it's worth consideration.

  11. Everything I say is wrong. by CGP314 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Israeli company that allows the wearer of special glasses to tell whether the person they are talking to is telling a lie. Not only that, they can tell you whether someone loves you!

    I was going to make a joke about these glasses telling me that the Israeli CEO was lying about the usefulness of his product, but then I realized I'd fallen into a logic paradox. : (


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    1. Re:Everything I say is wrong. by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      but then I realized I'd fallen into a logic paradox.

      They will be coming out with a paradox spotter last year.

  12. We've heard this lie before by JoeShmoe · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Remember back in 96-97 there was a big rage in "lie detection software" which supposedly would analyze audio input of someone speaking and then match their voice stress level to either "True" or "False" indicators?

    It was crap. I think more than a few morning radio shows tried to use it on their callers with failure after failure. I tried a copy myself and found that not only was it horribly written, but even if you were able to get the subject to "train" it (by answering several questions that are known to be true) it gave inncorrect responses virtually half the time.

    Come to think of it, the software might have been made by an Israeli company too. Maybe the same one, I don't know. Can't remember the name but it was horrid.

    Do I think the FBI/CIA might have technology like this, to analyze voice stress or facial temperature and determine if you are lying? Sure, why not. But there's a reason why lie detection technology is not admissible in court. It just doesn't work. Too many experts can beat it and too many amateurs get nervous and give false positives.

    -JoeShmoe
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    1. Re:We've heard this lie before by FreshFunk510 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to troll, but maybe technology has changed since '96-'97. It's entirely possible (and likely) that they've done more (and better?) research since then.

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    2. Re:We've heard this lie before by Zetta+Matrix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Too many experts can beat it and too many amateurs get nervous and give false positives.

      Amateurs... you mean, normal people?

    3. Re:We've heard this lie before by ps_inkling · · Score: 2, Insightful
      But there's a reason why lie detection technology is not admissible in court. It just doesn't work. Too many experts can beat it and too many amateurs get nervous and give false positives.
      Remember, the results of the lie detector test may not be admissable, but what you said is admissable.
  13. Disfunctional relationships by Rupert · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is bad for you and for the Windows box to be living in the same house if you hate it. Obviously the Windows box isn't going anywhere, so it is up to you to take the initiative and move out. It'll be best for both of you.

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  14. In other news... by NeoGeo64 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Darl McBride has protested against the possibility of jurors wearing lie-detection glasses.

  15. Forget love... by mobiux · · Score: 5, Funny

    How about the "open to one night stand" detector.

    1. Re:Forget love... by gnu-sucks · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, I have one of those in my cruiser, we call it a "Blood Alcohol Level Meter"

  16. Compatibility Issues by Shut+the+fuck+up! · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bet they are not compatible with beer goggles.

  17. Re:Problem With This... they'll be illegal! by rajafarian · · Score: 5, Funny

    If these work with at least 90% "accuracy" I say our elected politicians ban these, citing "national security!"

  18. Reminds me of a book I once read... by bennomatic · · Score: 2, Informative
    Wouldn't that be wonderful if it worked? At least James Halperin thought so when he wrote The Truth Machine a few years back. It's a fanciful novel the central concept of which is that enforcing honesty changes the world and brings on a wonderful Utopian society.

    Sigh... if only.

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  19. (Bad) Solution looking for a problem? by nadamsieee · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There are serious doubts as to whether polygraph machines actually work or are simply junk science... and that criticism is of using polygraphs in a controlled environment like an interrogation room used by law-enforcement types. Now this company wants us to believe that an under-paid & under-trained security screener working in a chaotic environment like a busy airport is going to be able to detect a lie using their unproven product? Ha!

  20. Whoa. by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the article:

    Our products were originally for law enforcement use -- we get all our technology from Nemesys-co...

    Nemesys-co? What, are they a division of the E-Ville Group or something?

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    1. Re:Whoa. by Bob+C.+Cock · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nemesys-co? What, are they a division of the E-Ville Group or something?

      I think you have the E-Ville group confused with these guys

  21. I'm getting a pair. by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    You wouldn't believe how often women lie when you ask them "Are you carrying pepper spray?"

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  22. Just don't give it to you girlfriend by KingJoshi · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know, that's not a problem for most slashdotters, but..

    Do I look fat in this?
    Did you like the meal I made?
    .
    .
    .

    I can see disaster and a lot of broken relationships.

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  23. I already have a lie detector for politicians by John_Sauter · · Score: 2, Funny

    How can you tell if a politician is lying?

    You watch his mouth. If it's moving, he's lying.
    John Sauter (J_Sauter@Empire.Net)

  24. So... by tayjo · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other news, divorce rates sky rocketed to 98% following the release of these glasses.

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  25. My new quandary... by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmmm, do I wear my X-Ray glasses today or my Lie Detector glasses..
    Damn all these fashion choices!

  26. Obligitory Simpsons by sparklingfruit · · Score: 2, Funny

    obligitory simpsons ScullyThis is a simple lie detector, i'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully, do you understand?
    HomerYes
    lie detector explodes

  27. How to not sound Anti-Semetic by KaeloDest · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I Mean it is hard, but what if ANY other country with such a horrible Human Rights record as Isreal came up with a lie detector 'prototype' and claimed to market it.

    Would you buy a detector from N.Korea (or S.Korea), Pakistan, Syria, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Chile, Argentina, Turkey, Belarus, Angola, Guatamala, Uganda, Or The *n*t**d St**t*s.

    Even the Best polygraph tools are only 50% accurate. It isn't anti-semetic to call a country which has never kept a treaty or accord in my entire life 'Isreal' but it is a little more than shady to use their tools and methodology in any (so called) War on Terror

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  28. 90% accuracy? by igaborf · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So let's assume the 90% accuracy figure is not bullshit (which it probably is). That means 1 out of 10 innocent passengers will be harrassed as suspected terrorists and 1 out of 10 terrorists will be allowed through. Not especially comforting thoughts in either case.

    1. Re:90% accuracy? by Bullseye_blam · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's ok if the lie detector is only 90% accurate; racial profiling can fill in the gaps.

    2. Re:90% accuracy? by rabidcow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That means 1 out of 10 innocent passengers will be harrassed as suspected terrorists and 1 out of 10 terrorists will be allowed through.

      No, it means that 1 out of 10 innocent passengers will be harrassed and 1 out of 10 terrorists will have to learn how to trick it. A guilty person can learn how to fool a lie detector, but an innocent person has no reason to.

  29. Re:Problem With This... they'll be illegal! by DoraLives · · Score: 4, Funny
    I say our elected politicians ban these

    A certain percentage of the population lies so comfortably and so easily that this sort of thing is useless for catching them in a lie. Guess which percentage of the population politicians are in?

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  30. Good For Politicians by TheNarrator · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Want to learn how to lie well? Just practice your campaign speech in front of this thing.

  31. Glasses for the Glasses? by FerretFrottage · · Score: 3, Funny

    96% accurate huh? Well, I'll just point my lie detector glasses at your lie detector glasses and see if your glasses are really telling the truth.
    And all this coming from V-Entertainment. Well entertainment is right...they probably just tested these things against 100 SCO employees and asked them if they had any evidence. The 4 that were marked inaccurate really did have evidence but to the contrary.

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  32. Can someone find real numbers? by UrgleHoth · · Score: 5, Informative

    Polygraphing is a given hot topic, there are zealots in both proponent and opponent camps. I find it diffucult to find an objective source of information on the topic and its accuracy.

    Antipolygraph.org has a link here

    and the American Polygraph Association has a link here

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    1. Re:Can someone find real numbers? by k98sven · · Score: 5, Informative

      How about Scientific American?

      I'd say they're as objective as you get, unless of course you believe in some kind of "science-conspiracy"..

    2. Re:Can someone find real numbers? by UrgleHoth · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sciam is a nice science enthusiast magazine. As is the nature of the publication, the article is light on details. The magazine a good tool to be introduced to new information, but I would prefer to read about some hard studies, such as in JAMA

      (They do have this to say)

      Something I feel compelled to point out, that is a common irritant in much I read (Yeah, I admit it. I try not to, but guilty of it too): You have a logical fallacy in your assertion that I'd say they're as objective as you get, unless of course you believe in some kind of "science-conspiracy".. (Check out Wikipedia logical fallacy

      You make the assumption that one needs to believe in a "science conspiracy" in order to presume that the magazine is not "as objective as you get."
      Bollocks. I don't believe in science conspiracy, yet I don't know the credentials of a particular journalist, so I can't assume that that particular journalist is completely objective or knowledgeable enough to report fully and accurately.

      Having said that, I personally dislike polygraphing, I think it is intrusive, like a mental form of body cavity search.
      Unfortunately, we don't live in a nice world, and sometimes the polygraph is a tempting, and if it IS accurate, then a useful tool. A problem of polygraphing is potential abuse. I hear of abuse stories a good deal. How many are true, how many are fabricated? I don't know.

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  33. Love detector by Deanasc · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dammit! It's going to make it harder for us to marry for money. Oh well. Maybe if I convince her I love her money. No... That's not right.

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  34. Re:Airports? by Carnildo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's from Israel, isn't it? If El Al isn't using these for security, I don't see any reason to trust them to work.

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  35. Power perceived is power achieved. by gosand · · Score: 4, Interesting
    (Oh, sorry.. there is research that has PROVEN the polygraph to have 50% accuracy rate.. ranking it right up there with the 'other' lie detector: A coin with the word 'truth' on one side and 'lie' on the other!)

    Yeah, but the psychological power of being hooked up to a machine that can tell if you are lying is huge. Sure, the system can be beaten, and that has been proven. But most people don't know that, and furthermore don't know how to beat it. So they might be willing to divulge the truth more readily if they believe that if they lie they will be caught. That is why the term "lie detector" is much more ominous than "polygraph".

    Is there a way to programmatically tell if someone is lying? I think there are general "tells" that most people do when they lie, and a computer can be taught to recognize these. But I don't think it will generally be accurate enough to escape harsh (and well deserved) scrutiny from the scientific community.

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  36. People missing a point by McDrewbie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Regardless of the fact that the technology probably isn't accurate, if such a device is ever perfected and put into widespread use, it would be the end of normal social interactions (which maybe the slashdot crowd desires.) But no longer could someone tell a white-lie to protect a friends feeling, or let someone down gently, or tell their kids half-truths to protect them until they are older. Bluffing in poker would be obsolete. Millions of people would lose their jobs as their skills in marketing and sales would be rendered null. Lastly, the institution of marriage will be destroyed as millions of wives ask their husbands if "they look fat."

  37. This sounds very convincing by richg74 · · Score: 3, Funny
    The heart of Nemesysco's security-oriented technology is a signal-processing engine that is said to use more than 8,000 algorithms each time it analyzes an incoming voice waveform. ...
    The law enforcement version achieved about 70 percent accuracy in laboratory trials, according to V Entertainment, and better than 90 percent accuracy against real criminal subjects at a beta test site at the U.S. Air Force's Rome Laboratories.

    So ... more than 8000 algorithms. And it gets even better results in a field trial than it does in the laboratory. They didn't mention its secret, unbreakable encryption with the 10^6 bit key -- just slipped their mind, I suppose.

    And, of course, this technology is so super-duper that they won't sell it to the government, but will market it to gulli^H^H^H^H^H ordinary consumers.

    Apparently the market for lunar green cheese flavored with snake oil is thriving (see: P.T. Barnum's Law of Applied Economics).

  38. Old Joke by Detritus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It reminds me of the old joke about a mental patient that believed that he was Napoleon Bonaparte. After many years of treatment, he was ready to be released. As a final test, they gave him a polygraph examination. When asked whether he was Napoleon Bonaparte, he said no. The polygraph examiner concluded that he was lying.

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  39. I'm skeptical by Durandal64 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Polygraph tests, and probably these glasses, too, make far too many assumptions about certain physiological responses which occur when someone is not being truthful. Firstly, they assume that a raise in heart rate or pulse can only mean that the person is lying, which is simply untrue. Secondly, unlike polygraphs, there's no way for these glasses to perform a control on the person being examined (meaning that you measure what a person's "normal" physiological patterns are like). And even those controls performed are dubious, at best, because there are simply too many variables to consider. Even in basic psychology classes, they go into the problems with polygraphs in detail, and it's not hard to deconstruct the test's assumptions, even for first-year university students.

    Suppose you went up to a girl and asked her when the last time she gave a blow job was, and she answers you (hypothetically, she'd probably slap you in reality). You'd probably register a raise in blood pressure and heart rate. Are you to conclude that she lied to you? No, that's simply absurd. You asked her a personal question, out of the blue. Of course she'd be surprised. Furthermore, are you going to act normally and cooly when someone with glasses that can supposedly tell whether you're lying or not is asking you questions? Probably not. If you're an innocent man being polygraphed to see if you've committed a relatively serious crime, you're not exactly going to be acting normally, either.

    Polygraph results are inadmissible in court for a good reason. I have a very hard time buying their "96% accurate" figure.

    1. Re:I'm skeptical by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Polygraph tests, and probably these glasses, too, make far too many assumptions about certain physiological responses....Suppose you went up to a girl and asked her when the last time she gave a blow job was....

      Why go through all that trouble and expense? Just tell her that your yanker is part of the polygraph appuratus and that she has to blow into it.

  40. Better invention by t0ny · · Score: 4, Funny
    a product soon to be released by an Israeli company that allows the wearer of special glasses to tell whether the person they are talking to is telling a lie.

    I think they need to have these guys make glasses which detect if the person you are looking at has a bomb strapped to his waist.

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    1. Re:Better invention by 1984 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And they need to do it without tipping that person off. A problem with suicide bombers is that rumbling them away from the intended target can just cause them to improvise. Security checkpoints are nice and busy, and so are buses and shopping streets. It doesn't tip the balance if someone just blows himself up somewhere else that's still packed with people.

    2. Re:Better invention by t0ny · · Score: 2, Insightful
      sadly enough, it seems the security personnel who spots the suicide bomber is usually one of the people killed.

      If they can spot somebody beforehand, they can at least kill the bomber before (s)he can kill others; apprehension is pretty much not an option.

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  41. Future quotes from Love Detector users by Code-Ex · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh wow! You love me. Uh... You're looking awfully horny today.

    Uh... Sorry... I'm not _that_ type of guy.

    Hey! This thing is beeping... would you like to go on a blind date?

    Honey, this thing says you love me lots so you better buy me a BIG ring!

    Uh Honey, the latest version of this thing says you don't love me at all. I'll have to contact my lawyer about my will.

  42. Ethical Implications by Iron+Monkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The way I see it, there are major ethical implications to this kind of technology. I can see it now - the first attempted use of this in a rape defense - "According to my glasses, she was lying when she said 'no', and also, she loved me!!"

    Even if these things were 100% effective (and there are serious philosophical problems with ever being able to show that empirically), I think they'd be a bad idea. Believe it or not, dishonesty has its place in the maintenance of interpersonal relations. Utterly getting rid of it would likely end up being worse than the problem that we're trying to solve. Better is to help people use their own built-in ability to detect emotions/truthfulness more effectively.

    Finally, any technology (currently at least) that does sucessfully detect emotions will be prone to the same kind of 'arms race' that we see in spam detection. 'Professional' liers will learn to slip by the system, rendering whatever advantage it gave us meaningless.

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  43. I knew it! by Short+Circuit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Us paranoids are damned no matter what we say!

  44. Re:Better ObSimpsons by generationxyu · · Score: 3, Funny

    Interrigator: Checks out sir, you're ok sir, you're free to go. Moe: Good, cause I got a hot date tonight. (Lie detector buzz) Moe: Odd date (Lie detector buzz) Moe: Dinner with friend (Lie detector buzz) Moe: Dinner alone (Lie detector buzz) Moe: Watching TV alone (Lie detector buzz) Moe: All right! I'm gonna sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria Secret catalog! (Lie detector buzz) Moe: Sears catalog (Lie detector ding) Moe: Would you unhook this already, please?! I don't deserve this kind of sappy treatment! (Lie detector buzz)

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  45. Actually, Yes. Good Catch by cgenman · · Score: 5, Informative

    Amir Lieberman, the developer of the system, is also responsible for the previous rash of questionable truth detector software, which happens to be still available. It did recommend training, and it was widely sold for its ability to work over the phone. It even has a sequal. (warning, Not compatible with Opera. Probably not Mozilla.)

    Namesysco doesn't claim very high accuracy for the Truster software. "The voice analyst achieved an overall accuracy rate of 78% for truthful subjects and 61% for deceptive subjects." In other words, only 10% more liars were caught than flipping a coin, while 22% of innocent subjects were considered lying.

    The American Polygraph Society does not have a much rosier view of the situation. They have concluded that Computerized Voice Stress Analysis, and specifically the Truster software, has only a "chance-level detection of deception,"

    And actually, the dead giveaway to the scam should be from the lion's mouth himself. "Our products were originally for law enforcement use ? we get all our technology from Nemesys-co ? but we need more development time [for that application]" In other words, "our products don't work and can't be sold unless you slap a 'for entertainment purposes only' label upon them. Our products are to 'entertain' airport security."

    Good catch.

  46. Let Saddam explain to the world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...How the majority of the high tech weapons and chemical warfare capabilities he once had were actually sold to him by the Reagan administration.
    Let him testify under oath about the whole story!

    Think that will happen? Haha! Not a fuckin chance.

    He's been jacked full of mind-screwing drugs since the day he was taken by the US, and is being brainwashed as we speak, by US 'intelligence' operatives.

    "No! I never spoke to Cheney!"
    "No! I never shook hands with Rumsfeld or George Bush Sr!"
    "No! I never purchased poison gas from Americans!"
    "Yes! I played footsie with Osama every night!"

  47. JUNK! by DynaSoar · · Score: 4, Informative

    The only thing this device can measure is physiological arousal level, and it can't tell one kind of arousal from another. This is precisely the same problem with polygraph.

    Both require interpretation. That requires training. Both can be bamboozled by anyone who can control their physio responses. That requires training too; yoga is good, but biofeedback is very simple and nearly subconscious.

    Anyone can learn to fool them. And I am not about to place my personal safety in the hands of some previously underemployed and undereducated, and presently overworked and undertrained glorified rent-a-cop. I mean, my respect and sympathy to the hardworking TSA people at the airports, but they are not EVER going to receive adequate training to be able to correctly interperate physiological response measures in context. I would rather trust a Scientologist with their "clearing" device (a simple electrodermal activity meter) because at least they have experience in interperating their results in the context of a structured interview. A polygraph is not a structured interview, and some security guard spouting random accusations in the form of questions definitely is not.

    I sincerely hope this is just another bogus device that is being publicized as part of the general anti-terrorism psyops, to keep the bad guys guessing as to what can really be done. Let them spend a few million on more high tech Dunsels. But if they deploy these for regular use, everyone who had too much coffee that morning and just rushed in late from a traffic jam to the airport is going to be targeted.

    BTW, the sign on my office (room 9-151, VA Hospital, West Haven CT) says "Electrophysiology Lab". I know whereof I rant.

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  48. I'm more worried about employers... by barfarf · · Score: 2, Funny
    I shudder when I think about what will happen when my boss gets a hold of this... "You're late because of what?!?!?!

    :-\

  49. Reverend Bayes is our friend by wes33 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Let's make some assumptions that should help make the case for this kind of screening:

    Frequency of terrorists in the sample population: .0002

    Sensitivity of test: .9

    (That's the chance the test says x is a terrorist given that x really is one)

    Specificity of test: .01

    (that's the chance the test says x is a terrorist given that x is not one - false positive rate)

    These assumptions and good old Bayes' Theorem allow us to say that if x tests positive for being a terrorist then there is ... a 2 in one hundred chance he really is one.

    Given that the frequency of terrorists (even just at airports) is **way** less than .0002, and that the test is not nearly as reliable as these figures assume (IMHO), the result will be even worse.

    General screening is basically worthless.

  50. I'll still respect you in the morning. by Pejorian · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If a woman thinks an erection is a good way of knowing that a man loves her, then she probably believes he'll still respect her in the morning, too!

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  51. Re:Hard facts by bobbuck · · Score: 2, Funny
    >>Most guys come with pretty straight-forward love detectors: they're called 'erections'.
    >Ladies, if you see one, there's a 96% chance that the guy's in love with you.

    Ladies, you can avoid false positives by avoiding early morning observations which account for the other 4%.

  52. A few Better Uses by serutan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Honey, do you still love me?"

    "Mr. Sontag, this is all really just a load of crap, right?"

    "What's the lowest price you can give me on this car?"

    "Are you employed by any law enforcement organization?"

    "Are those real?"

    "Do you solemnly swear to defend and protect the constitution of the United States of America, and to execute the duties of the office of the Presidency to the best of your ability, so help you God?"

  53. P300 Wave by Effugas · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Metafilter pointed me towards a really interesting model for managing deception: Recognition detection. The idea is, rather than find out if someone is lying or not, simply find out if they recognize an object or scene they could only recognize if they were guilty. A certain brainwave, coined the P300 Wave, is emitted within a certain number of milliseconds of seeing an item one recognizes. One study, done by a group called Brain Wave Science, was able to reliably (and perfectly) separate FBI agents from average civilians by showing pictures of items from FBI training courses and operations. Detailed information may be found here.

    I, of course, make no claims as to the veracity or accuracy of this material. But this wave is not pure pseudoscience -- the NYT has an article showing how weak P300's correspond to weak signal recognition. And BWS isn't the only group looking into P300 and deception.

    There are other approaches -- blood flow and PET scans come to mind -- but this has the advantage of involving just a few electrodes.

    So -- we may yet see a lie detector functional in our lifetime. Of course, it won't always be trusted, for reasons similar to the legalistic need for occasional exceptions to the rule of unique suspect DNA identifiers. But it'll be there.

    --Dan