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Mars Rover Opportunity Lands Safely

JoeRobe writes "All indications are that the Mars Exploration Rover Opportunity has safely landed on Mars. After 10 minutes of bouncing and rolling, it has come to a rest and transmitted its signal. There are no fault tones, indicating that there were no errors during landing and rolling. The rover has landed in the Meridiani Planum, where there are large deposits of hematite, indicating the presence of past water. The lander has landed on one of its side petals, so the next step is to make itself upright and deflate its airbags." And loconet writes "Reuters and abc.net.au, among others, are of the first news sources to confirm that Opportunity has successfully landed on Mars. The probe had successfully made contact with controllers on Earth after landing at 0505 GMT on Sunday in an area of the planet known as the Meridiani Planum. The landing procedures achieved a best-case scenario on which all systems performed as expected. At first, engineers thought the lander had been rolling for a long time, but it turns out the antenna used to communicate with Earth was pointing towards the ground, which made the signal bounce off Mars and as the Earth moves, made it seem as if it had been bouncing for over 5 minutes. The lander is currently side petal down, and will take a while before it straightens itself out. California's governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and Ex Vice-president Al Gore were in attendance at the event in the JPL facilities." Many readers also wrote to point out the coverage at spaceflightnow.

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  1. Sweet. by The+Human+Cow · · Score: 4, Funny

    The next band I form is going to be called Meridiani Planum and the Opportunities.

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  2. Heh by Cat_Byte · · Score: 3, Funny

    At first they thought it was rolling slowly for a very long time. Maybe the Martians were kicking it around & poking it with a stick. ;)

    I was watching the whole thing on the webcast. I was personally disgusted when cnn & the others cut it off to run some interview with Nicole Kidman while it was still rolling across the surface.

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    1. Re:Heh by Natalie's+Hot+Grits · · Score: 2, Funny

      Heh,

      They have webcam's on mars covering the mars rover? Awesome!

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    2. Re:Heh by the+pickle · · Score: 3, Funny

      They have webcam's on mars covering the mars rover? Awesome!

      Yeah. They're part of the Naked Mars Rovers Internet Teenage Sorority House XXX Voyeur project. Didn't you get that e-mail? I can send you a few of my spare copies if you didn't...

      p

  3. Opportunity and Spirit by Gunfighter · · Score: 4, Funny

    NASA should set Opportunity on a course to make the 6600 mile trek and kick Spirit's ass for acting up. A little sibling rivalry can't be too bad.

    Reminds me of the old botwar games where you program your bots (rotate, move, or shoot) and watch them go at it.

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    /. ID under 2,000. I feel old now.
  4. go fix Spirit! by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hurry and go press control-alt-delete on Spirit!

    1. Re:go fix Spirit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually Spirit has been rebooting itself 60 times per day.

      My guess is that it is infected with MS-Blaster.

  5. How Long? by darkjedi521 · · Score: 4, Funny

    How long before the two rovers drag race each other?

  6. And in other news by ghettoboy22 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Some junior officer of the Martian Interplanetary Defense Force just got evaporated via Phaser Death Squad for failing to down the extraterrestial invasion craft.

  7. Unexpected discovery on Mars? by salmonz · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was watching the NASA TV live and there was an unexpected discovery on Mars. A few minutes went by and they showed a video with the Rover, and then an animation made presented a birthday cake for Sean O'Keefe. THIS REALLY SCRARED THE HECK OUT ME. I thought it was small little green men roaming around Mars. This scared everyone and especially almost gave Sean a heart-attack.

  8. You's the force... by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 1, Funny
    California's governor Arnold Schwarzenegger...

    I'm assuming he was present because they used his Schwartz to power the rover, correct?

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  9. Ahem... by Locky · · Score: 4, Funny

    While overseeing the landing of Oppurtunity, Al Gore quipped to the NASA engineers that he actually invented the propulsion engine.

    1. Re:Ahem... by bullitB · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wait a minute. Before anyone else corrects you, I think I should.

      Al Gore only said he took the initiative in creating the propulsion engine. And a very high up guy who once worked at JPL but now works as a stock option holder at a large defense contractor can back that up.

  10. Semi-hourly Topic Overlay Joke by zhenlin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Replica of Mars Rover Opportunity made of Lego Modified to Contain a 2004 PC in a 1984 Mac Stops Responding, Debugging Dumps Indicate Possible Flaw in Linux InstantOn Boot Loader and/or Flash Controller.

  11. Gov Schwarzenegger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Its nice to have someone who has actually been to Mars congratulate the team at JPL. I'm sure he has lots of stories to share.

    1. Re:Gov Schwarzenegger by Rallion · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, man. This is making me laugh so hard, now that I've gotten to thinking about it. I can just imagine him standing there, looking at screens...beginning to get angry..."Yowa rova is wrong! That is not Maarz!"

  12. flip side by tsunamifirestorm · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The landing procedures achieved a best-case scenario" and the worst case.... landing directly onto Spirit

    1. Re:flip side by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 2, Funny

      It could ricochet off of the European orbiter and hit Spirit. That would be awesome.

      -B

  13. First Step in Terraforming: by tekrat · · Score: 3, Funny

    I kep thinking about those "airbags". Are they filled with "air", and if so, perhaps we can send a lot more probes to Mars, and sooner or later we'll have sent enough "air" there to start breathing!

    I still think they should have sent some kudzu to Mars. Then, by the time that Man actually gets there, he won't need a helmet.

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  14. Clever tactics by wrmrxxx · · Score: 4, Funny

    NASA have employed a very cunning plan - send Spirit as a decoy, wait until they're sure the Martian army are screwing around with it, then land Opportunity on the opposite side of the planet.

    1. Re:Clever tactics by zome · · Score: 4, Funny

      If those martians fall for this, then it's obviously they've never played Warcraft II.

  15. Errr... by calmdude · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now what does a hermaphrodite have to do with finding water? Oh ... wait, never mind.

  16. Schwarzenegger: "GET YOUR ASS TO MARS" by TheMonkeyDepartment · · Score: 4, Funny

    As Gov. Schwarzenegger watched the landing from JPL, he commanded the scientists: "GET YOUR ASS TO MARS!"

    A reporter reminded Gov. Schwarzenegger that "You blabbed Quaid! You blabbed about Mars!" Schwarzenegger ignored the remark, responding "I've never even been to Mars! What the fuck did I do wrong?"

    Later that evening, Schwarzenegger pleaded with Cohaagen to increase the oxygen ration on Mars, by saying: "Giff des people eair!!"

    Finally, he shot his wife, Sharon Stone, through the head, closing the press conference by saying "Consider dat a divorce!!!"

  17. Re:Thanks from NASA by williwilli · · Score: 2, Funny

    Good on ya', Justin, but isn't it a bit premature to be calling this a success? I mean, look at Spirit, sitting a few feet from its pad

    I guess that depends on what part of the software he wrote, the roving software or the reentry routines... ;)

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  18. Spare Parts by core+plexus · · Score: 4, Funny
    On a more serious note, could future unmanned and manned missions take advantage of the stuff we have dropped on Mars? Send up a collection bot, hopefully it won't crash, and then it collects all the parts while mapping/surveying, and then another bot lands and builds something out of the parts. I ask this because any little nut and bolt is extremely valuable in proportion to the distance from a replacement. After paying $400 for some bolts to be brought to a remote location, I can't guess what a good screw would be worth on Mars.

    Alaska Bugs Sweat Gold Nuggets

    1. Re:Spare Parts by spare.dave · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I can't guess what a good screw would be worth on Mars" After a few months in space, all alone on another planet with no way off... Tell me, in those conditions what WOULDN'T a good fsck be worth?

    2. Re:Spare Parts by wildsurf · · Score: 3, Funny

      I can't guess what a good screw would be worth on Mars.

      "Oh goody! My Dildonium Q36 explosive space copulator!"

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  19. Re:No thanks from Mars by Cat_Byte · · Score: 4, Funny
    Are you going to just leave this thing here? This is private property!


    As soon as we finish drilling in your rock garden we'll roam off. Keep the heat shield and air bag with our compliments.

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  20. Wanna know what I think? by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

    I find all this Mars coverage to be a pleasant distraction from the redundant SCO nonsense. I hope NASA starts testing their warp drive soon.

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  21. Finally by DesertFalcon · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's about time they got a Mars rover to land right. I was starting to think NASA was playing Gunbound with those things.

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  22. Reassignment of JenniCam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    In other news, Jenni from the online voyeur site, JenniCam has folded operations in California and moved her equipment to Mars. She will provide 24.6597 hour coverage of the rovers as they sleep, pick up rocks and even shower themselves off.
    As the two rovers are the only known inhabitants, unlike Jenni they will not hook up with a fat goateed white boy.

  23. Re: *before the* First Step in Terraforming: by MachDelta · · Score: 3, Funny

    Air? Wonderful. Now all you need is some way of kick starting Mars' core, to produce a stronger (and complete) magnetic field.
    Otherwise you'd have to keep shipping air to Mars as it gets blown away by solar wind. Might get kinda expensive. Maybe you can work something out with UPS though, I hear they have good deals for long-term customers. ;)

  24. Re:Build your own Rover, sweet Lego kit! by Captain+Nitpick · · Score: 3, Funny
    Click on the rover picture on the upper right hand corner, or search for the work "Rover" on the site and choose the third link. Very cool Lego rover kit for about $80.

    They gave one of these as a birthday present to Sean O'Keefe during the 1:30am EST news briefing. There were jokes about keeping him away from the real hardware.

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  25. alien in one picture! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    you can see an alien in one
    picture. i can't give you the link
    but it's in one pictures with the
    tile like stone formation.

    the alien is kindda like a sea-shell
    typ animal. it's coiled up at
    the base of the tile rock formation ... ...
    great job jpl.nasa!

  26. Al Gore by Salsaman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Naturally he was there, he did after all, invent spaceflight.

  27. Ambiguous meaning. by Flingles · · Score: 2, Funny

    After 10 minutes of bouncing and rolling, it has come to a rest and transmitted its signal. There are no fault tones, indicating that there were no errors during landing and rolling .

    Just replace the bold words with: "Genetic Information," and "you know what."

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  28. Re:Salvage Rights by HangingChad · · Score: 3, Funny
    Who has salvage rights to that stuff?

    Whoever gets there first. If you can get to it, you can have it.

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  29. Re:Images and Excitement by Jayfar · · Score: 3, Funny

    before anyone gets excited because of "Justin Wick"'s signature, realize he is not really a NASA scientist but a little intern guy.

    I would say Justin is an intern who has been doing some pretty damned impressive work that he should rightly be quite proud of. I don't see anything particularly self-agrandizing in his many informative posts here.

    So what is it you do at McDonalds, Mr. Anonymous Coward? Sweep the parking lot and clean the restrooms?
  30. And just an hour ago... by computational+super · · Score: 2, Funny

    And just an hour ago, I got a call that my programming job has already been offatmosphered to Martian programmers willing to work for trinkets and shiny beads...

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  31. Re:2 for 2 by McAddress · · Score: 2, Funny
    Their first 12 missions failed taking nearly 14 years to get a successful mission in 1974 with Mars 5.

    stupid commie bastards, why the hell would you name your 13th mission 'mars 5'.