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Microsoft Lawyer To Lead ABA's Antitrust Section

Dan writes "Wired is reporting that a top lawyer from Microsoft will take over later this year as chairman of the American Bar Association's antitrust section. The panel is organizing opposition to a congressional plan that would require more aggressive oversight by the courts of such antitrust settlements. Considering the next major ruling in MS's case is due soon, you can figure out how important this is to MS."

188 comments

  1. What's the deal with anti-trust? by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why does Microsoft have so many anti-trust concerns? I mean, is there anybody left who still actually trusts Microsoft?

    1. Re:What's the deal with anti-trust? by 24-bit+Voxel · · Score: 1

      Easy there, Bill.

    2. Re:What's the deal with anti-trust? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having an MS lawyer chair an anti-trust section is right up there with Libya chairing the UN Human Rights council, and the former Iraq chairing the disarmament committee.

      Want a high paying job? Break the law, and then you are entitled to chair a committee to enforce that law.

      You can have my Linux when you pry it out of my cold, dead cpu!

  2. It doesn't matter what the law is by beamdriver · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It only matters who is intepreting it and who is enforcing it. This is a lesson Microsoft has learned well.

    1. Re:It doesn't matter what the law is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If this had happened in a third world country many in USA would have called it corruption or unacceptable.

    2. Re:It doesn't matter what the law is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, it happened in america, and many of us have called it corruption or unacceptable.

    3. Re:It doesn't matter what the law is by 1010011010 · · Score: 1


      Just because it's in the U.S. doesn't mean it's not corruption and acceptable. I'd say their intentions and methods are clear.

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    4. Re:It doesn't matter what the law is by sribe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If this had happened in a third world country many in USA would have called it corruption or unacceptable.

      Uhhhhhm... You do realize that the ABA is a private entity, not a government organization???

    5. Re:It doesn't matter what the law is by yintercept · · Score: 5, Insightful
      If this had happened in a third world country many in USA would have called it corruption or unacceptable.

      That is completely absurd. If an appointment like this happened in the third world, the adminstration would assess the impact on US business (especially on campaign contributors). If they found a negative impact, then they would call it corruption based on their findings.

      This blanket statement that the US condemns all third world corruption is absurd. We are highly selective.

    6. Re:It doesn't matter what the law is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This blanket statement that the US condemns all third world corruption is absurd. We are highly selective.

      Of course.
      If, for some reason, condemning a XYZ country is not apropriate to US interests, that country will remain clean. -- So, yes, you're highly selective.

    7. Re:It doesn't matter what the law is by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      Uhhhhhm... You do realize that the ABA is a private entity, not a government organization???

      Actually, I don't. It's one of those meta-organizations which effectively govern government. Very much the wrong place to have any hint of corruption.

      I don't think I would get anywhere with something like the Unamerican Bar Association, regardless of membership.

    8. Re:It doesn't matter what the law is by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      But lawyers are all bound by the ethics of their profession. They would never do anything wrong.

      hahahahahahaha...

      Okay, now you tell one.

      Kierthos

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    9. Re:It doesn't matter what the law is by mpe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      That is completely absurd. If an appointment like this happened in the third world, the adminstration would assess the impact on US business (especially on campaign contributors). If they found a negative impact, then they would call it corruption based on their findings.

      If it was a large negative impact more "shock and awe"... If the impact was "positive" expect much mentionings of how that country is a "great example of democracy".

      This blanket statement that the US condemns all third world corruption is absurd.

      Especially when the US government is behind said corruption.

  3. Brought to you by... by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Funny

    And when I read the article... I had a nice big MSN butterly ad breaking it up. Does Microsoft have it's finger into everything?

    1. Re:Brought to you by... by wankledot · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the giant MS ad breaking up the slashdot article. So yes, they do.

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    2. Re:Brought to you by... by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 0

      MSN now has their own show on TechTV now, showing how EASY and FUN the interwebnet.com can be!!!11oneone

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    3. Re:Brought to you by... by Jaysyn · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is that what's in that big white spot?

      Jaysyn

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    4. Re:Brought to you by... by sharkey · · Score: 0, Troll
      Does Microsoft have it's finger into everything?

      No. That burning sensation you feel in your ass? That's NOT Microsoft's FINGER.

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  4. CAN ANYONE SAY..... by Dr+Reducto · · Score: 4, Funny

    Conflict of Interest?

    Seriously, it's like hiring Janet Jackson to chair a senate subcommittee on decency in public broadcasting!

    1. Re:CAN ANYONE SAY..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      it's like hiring Janet Jackson to chair a senate subcommittee on decency in public broadcasting!

      You should nominated Timberlake for the position. He has a much better FEEL for the issue.

  5. Well, look on the bright side... by JayBlalock · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Even if America is no longer willing to keep Microsoft in line, it would appear that Europe has no such compunctions. Rumors are flying that the EU's economics enforces are about to really lay down the hammer on Microsoft. And considering that the EU now represents a larger consumer base than the US (although, granted, some of them in countries without so much technology), the EU could effectively force them to revamp the way they do business.

    Even Microsoft would be in trouble if it was suddenly cut off from 300+ million potential customers.

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    1. Re:Well, look on the bright side... by EvanED · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, but what stops MS from selling a stripped down version of Windows in Europe while selling the full version with all its 'goodness' here? Some people would buy it from overseas, sure, but most people would still just get whatever came on the computer.

    2. Re:Well, look on the bright side... by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Some people would buy it from overseas

      And almost certainly fall foul of a clause in the EULA that specifies that the software can only be used in the EU or by its citizens (if overseas).

      Would that be legal? I don't know; but would you care to be the one to find out the hard way?

    3. Re:Well, look on the bright side... by JayBlalock · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Of course, it would depend on exactly what sort of ruling the EU hands down. But if they, as is rumored, assess fines of hundreds of millions of dollars (Euros), then that will put Microsoft in a bad position either way. Either they pay up a fine which would hurt even them, and play by the rules, or they pull out of Europe.

      I don't *think* they would start putting out, essentially, two different versions of Windows, with Europe getting the stripped-down version. For one thing, what sort of sense does it make to sell the inferior product to the larger customer base? Especially when Europe is increasingly looking towards Linux. Not to mention the costs involved in maintaining even more versions of the platform.

      No, while it would, of course, be possible for Microsoft to continue their evil ways with new methods, on the whole this may be the catalyst that forces them to start playing nicely. There's just too much to lose from pissing the EU off.

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    4. Re:Well, look on the bright side... by rsborg · · Score: 2, Insightful
      And considering that the EU now represents a larger consumer base than the US (although, granted, some of them in countries without so much technology)

      One thing to note: Microsoft in the US is dealing with a saturated market... often competing *with itself* (think: if win98 on your 400Mhz laptop is working fine for you, why upgrade to XP?). The new, larger EU represents a nice chunk of potential revenue... sure they won't be willing to pay the same prices as in the US, but then again, how much additional effort does it take to internationalize windows/office/etc to a few more languages compared to the potential gains?

      The EU is definitely M$'s big new enemy, and unlike the US, they don't quite trust M$... nor do they have any institional reason to.

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    5. Re:Well, look on the bright side... by Secahtah · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      The EU can only force them to revamp the way they do business *in Europe.* And something tells me that if that happens, M$ will only put the screws down harder in the U.S. - afterall, it will have to compensate for its "losses."

      It is no longer a matter of America being willing to keep M$ in line - it's a matter of them being able to. The general public seems to like M$, and as a result, they're going to get away with anything they try. This article proves that. Next, we'll see lawyers such as this elected as judges, and sooner or later, M$ will *be* our government.

      News like this, although it doesn't surprise me in the least, never ceases to make me sick.

    6. Re:Well, look on the bright side... by ignavusincognitus · · Score: 1

      "really lay down"? The rumors I heard (some right here on slashdot) talked about a 1B Euro fine *at most*. That's hardly Bill's lunch money. Sure, it's more than the current going rate for politicians and judges in the US, but still small potatos to Microsoft.

    7. Re:Well, look on the bright side... by edxwelch · · Score: 1

      This is not a different version of Windows, it's simply a version without Windows Media Player. This does not necessarily include the codecs that WMP uses. MS make their installation program for the Codecs delibrately dependant on WMP, specificly for leverage in court cases like this.
      The codecs could easily be installed seperately if they wanted to.
      So, users have to download a media player, big deal, at least it's the media player of their choice.
      Third party software that needs to play WMA files, and what not, doesn't need WMP, it only needs the codecs.

    8. Re:Well, look on the bright side... by torokun · · Score: 1

      Actually, most 3rd party software that plays wma files probably does require the windows media COM objects. A lot of windows applications simply embed the browser or media player, rather than recoding it.

      I would guess this would be a major pain for those applications -- the user would have to go and download windows media before they would work.

    9. Re:Well, look on the bright side... by edxwelch · · Score: 1

      Third party software *should* use the default Media Player and not hardcode to WMP. I don't think this isn't difficult to do. But some Microsoft shops won't even consider technology that isn't Microsoft. This is the same with IE. Many applications could easily use Mozilla for HTML rendering if they wanted to.
      Well anyways, the outcome will be that if the user really wants to use lame software then, he/she has to install WMP.

    10. Re:Well, look on the bright side... by dustmite · · Score: 1

      Microsoft would hardly feel a fine of a few hundred million dollars - they have well over $40,000,000,000 in the bank, and are currently earning profits of approx. $600,000,000 every month. It would be less painful to them than a small speeding fine is to the man on the street; like some middle to upper class people regularly accept paying speeding fines just so they can speed, MS could just accept this as a minor cost of doing business.

    11. Re:Well, look on the bright side... by mpe · · Score: 1

      But if they, as is rumored, assess fines of hundreds of millions of dollars (Euros), then that will put Microsoft in a bad position either way.

      Any fine will undoubtedly be in Euros, which will hurt Microsoft on both the exchange rate and the commission. Also the EU is likely to want actual money, not Windows licences.

    12. Re:Well, look on the bright side... by Datafage · · Score: 1

      If the default media player isn't WMP it won't be able to play .wma files on its own.

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    13. Re:Well, look on the bright side... by RogerWilco · · Score: 1

      I agree, but how else?
      - say a 100 euro penalty on every X sold? That would only make its software a little more expensive.
      - 10% of revenue, same thing.
      Currently MS can ask pretty much whatever it wants, any penalty will result in just a little higher prices for the concerned MS products, some kind of "EU-tax".

      The only thing I can think of that would realy hurt MS would be a temporary ban on selling, including having to revoke and replace all current installations, until they play nice, or something like that.
      Nevertheless some punishment is better as what has happened in te USA until now.

      Adriaan Renting.

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    14. Re:Well, look on the bright side... by edxwelch · · Score: 1

      Bollocks. I can play WMA files using Winamp and WMP isn't default

    15. Re:Well, look on the bright side... by Datafage · · Score: 1

      I said on its own. Winamp merely wraps WMP, if WMP is not installed Winamp will not play .wmas.

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  6. Corrupt by BWJones · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, I would really like to give the profession more credit than this, but does not anyone see a conflict of interest here? The standard should be "avoiding even the appearance of impropriety", so how is it that the entire American Bar Association think this is a good idea? Are they that owned?

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    1. Re:Corrupt by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 2, Funny

      When your quarterly revenue is $30B, you can do a -lot- of owning.

    2. Re:Corrupt by mikeophile · · Score: 3, Insightful
      It looks like the ABA is taking it's cue from that bastion of ethical responsiblity, Supreme Court Justice "Big Tony" Scalia.

      Scalia insists his hunting trip with VP Cheney during the time that the Supreme Court was hearing a case involving Cheney is in no way improper and refuses to recuse himself from the case.

      If our Supreme Court is this corrupt, it doesn't surprise me that our legal system is screwed from the top down.

    3. Re:Corrupt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because they are not concerned with what you see as right, they are concerned with keeping themselves employed. which guess what, this will employ a lot of lawyers

    4. Re:Corrupt by ArgumentBoy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The ABA itself is one of the great barrier-to-entry monopolies. If you went back 100 years, you'd find that lots of people could practice law without going to law school - they would clerk, or, in some cases, would be admitted to the bar because they were or had been a state legislator. The ABA has a substantial financial interest in limiting the number of people who are eligible to be paid for their kind of work, and have insisted on laws that make it illegal for nonlawyers to do certain kinds of law-related work. Frankly, I see this whole thing as analogous to having Senators writing the legislation controlling what's a bribe and what's a contribution. I think it's silly to pay much attention to the ABA on an issue like this.

    5. Re:Corrupt by ryanjensen · · Score: 1

      Really, though. Who better to lead a group in opposition to stronger antitrust regulations than one of the most stringent opponents to stronger antitrust regulation? I don't see how anyone thinks this is at all corruption, since the ABA is not a governing agency, and this appointment is simply to lobby congress, not make the laws.

    6. Re:Corrupt by Secahtah · · Score: 0, Troll

      I really don't think we have any clue exactly how "owned" we really are. Every single person in this world has a price, whether they want to admit it or not.

      M$ has to have their tentacles EMBEDDED in order to pull this one off. I'm not just talking money here, folks - think about it, all of you conspiracy theorists out there!

    7. Re:Corrupt by morelife · · Score: 1

      The standard should be "avoiding even the appearance of impropriety", s

      No, don't you remember, that standard was recently changed, when Bush appointed his own committee to find out why he invaded Iraq ("Guys, investigate that and make sure you get back with any result way after the elections")... things are different now!!

      (it's so infuriating I can't help but being facetious.. sorry)

    8. Re:Corrupt by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1
      Nice slur there, the "Big Tony" thing. Nothing like an ad hominem attack to prove how strong and rational your position is.

      Scalia and Cheney have a prior existing friendship, and have taken this same hunting trip together many times. Since Scalia is appointed for life, Cheney can in no way improve or harm Scalia's career, and their mutual participation in this activity does not demonstrate bribery.

      Scalia can still recuse himself, although I suspect that if he does, your strong and rational position will change to "That wiseguy knew he couldn't rule against a friend, but since he didn't hide in a hole for the rest of the session, he had undue influence as a member of the very court that tried him."

      In other words you are off topic and not very insightful at all. The ABA is a trade union for lawyers, and heavily influenced by trial lawyers in particular. It is in their best professional interest to "let the courts decide" in every case. If the legislature creates a mechanism of direct oversight of Microsoft's compliance, then they as an industry are out hundreds of millions in legal fees.

      You don't need to express your personal dislike a specific judge and a specific politician to see this.

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    9. Re:Corrupt by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

      Its not very surprizing at all actually... Its a commercialized Society... Nearly everything revolves around business.. It only makes sence that Business will start taking a more and more aggressive impact on the governing body...

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  7. And in other news... by mikeophile · · Score: 4, Funny

    Josef Mengele will be taking over as the new Director of the American Red Cross.

    1. Re:And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you missed the memo. He's not taking over for the American Red Cross, he's taking over as chairman for the American Medical Association's Ethics Committee.

    2. Re:And in other news... by rsilvergun · · Score: 2, Funny

      And Darl McBride will take over maintances of kernel 2.6.

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    3. Re:And in other news... by kfg · · Score: 1, Troll

      No, the case isn't similar. MS is seeking to avoid punishment for a crime of which it is already convicted, whereas Mengle evaded trial through the efforts of the Red Cross.

      So in his case it would merely be repaying a debt already acquired, not to curry future influence.

      You won't find many Jews over a certain age that will give one penney to the Red Cross.

      KFG

  8. So what? by 0x54524F4C4C · · Score: 5, Funny


    Bush and Blair were nominated for the nobel peace award.

    1. Re:So what? by mentokthemindtaker · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Bush and Blair were nominated for the nobel peace award.
      So was Hitler.
    2. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They will be in a nice company with Jaasir Arafat. The rumor is that they'll form a boys-band trio and sing "Imagine" on MTv

    3. Re:So what? by gizmonic · · Score: 2, Informative

      And Yassar Arafat was awarded one. So that prize doesn't mean shit.

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    4. Re:So what? by EinarH · · Score: 3, Informative
      There is so many people that can nominate that of course Hitler was nominated. But a nomination doesn't mean shit. The committee has no control over the nominations which are submitted to it. If you are among the persons that can nominate you could nominate Elvis if you want to.

      And the person that nominated Hitler in 1938 withdrew his nomination a couple of months later. Hitler didn't even make it to the shortlist.

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    5. Re:So what? by Axeling · · Score: 1

      That is the problem with the Peace Prize. Nowadays, the science prizes are awarded only after stringent confirmation of the work involved, usually many decades after the work was completed. But the peace prize still continues to award people that have done work recently (and with no indication of how they will act in the future).

  9. Mr. Fox? Paging Mr. Fox! by bc90021 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mr. Fox, would you be so kind as to go to that henhouse and guard those chickens? Thank you, that is all. ;)

  10. -1, Idiotic topical humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:-1, Idiotic topical humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here, here

    2. Re:-1, Idiotic topical humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "Hear, hear," you stupid clit.

  11. I heard this story before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I heard this story before- wasn't it called Little Red Riding Hood?

  12. Does it really matter? by Marx_Mrvelous · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I somehow doubt he's still on MS's payroll anymore. Maybe the fact that he's been defending Microsoft will give him good insight into just how they've handled things (well or poorly). And wouldn't a lawyer with a lot of antitrust expereince make the ideal candidate for this position? After all, there are more cases out there than Microsoft. (Not to mention, are there any antitrust lawyers out there who, at one point, *didn't* work for MS? ;)

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    1. Re:Does it really matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I somehow doubt he's still on MS's payroll anymore. I wonder whether he still has his stock options?

    2. Re:Does it really matter? by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 1

      What? Give up nice, blue chip, MSFT stock? It's better'n SCOX ;)

    3. Re:Does it really matter? by unixdad · · Score: 1

      I somehow doubt he's still on MS's payroll anymore. Maybe the fact that he's been defending Microsoft will give him good insight...[snip]

      I think those things are irrelevent. While at MS either he was doing things that he disliked and thought were wrong, or he was in favor of those actions. If he thought they were wrong, what kind of guy is he to work and support them for so long. If he supported them, how in the world can he be the guy that we want in that position.

      The only possible defense that I can see is the old "a guy's got to eat" thing, which is not a very strong defense for a lawyer who was probably quite capable of finding a job that didn't require him to sell out.

    4. Re:Does it really matter? by gaijin99 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I somehow doubt he's still on MS's payroll anymore.
      I'd rather have more proof of that than your doubts, thank you. How much MS stock does he own? If not him, how about his wife and/or children? Maybe he's hiding his stock with his parents? Etc, etc, etc... The simple fact is that due to his former (if indeed it is former) employment with a corporation facing major antitrust investigations his appointment is improper.

      Truth told, I'd rather that all public officials, regardless of weather they are appointed or elected or whatever, be forbidden from owning stock in any corporation. When Senator X has stock in corporation Y I can't help but assume that he's going to be keeping an eye on his own best ineterest, not that of his constituants. If their own economic wellbeing is tied to a company than I can't trust them to do their jobs, its that simple. Step one after taking any office should be "sell all stock".

      (Not to mention, are there any antitrust lawyers out there who, at one point, *didn't* work for MS? ;)
      Personally I'd rather that no one who was ever involved in defending against an antitrust case be allowed to decide which antitrust cases can go forward. He's already chosen his side, and it isn't ours. If that sounds rather "us/them", it is. Monopoly is the single greatest threat that exists to a capitalist economy, and its the reason our economy suffering. I have absolutely no sympathy for, and I am completely unwilling to give any benefit of the doubt to, *anyone* who has ever defended a monopoly. They've chosen to side with those who want to destroy our economy.

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    5. Re:Does it really matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Truth told, I'd rather that all public officials, regardless of weather they are appointed or elected or whatever, be forbidden from owning stock in any corporation.

      Psst, this article isn't talking about public office. Now you might have a point, but keep it on topic with the story.

    6. Re:Does it really matter? by wmspringer · · Score: 1

      Have you considered the possibility that there might have been an antitrust case where the coorporation being sued was not guilty of monopoly practices?

    7. Re:Does it really matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just how they've handled things (well or poorly)..

      If a Jury, or popular opinion had a say, many suits would be sleeping in the street. By definition, lawyers as a whole, are 50% wrong.

      Its a royal cockup, and there is no way Europe or rest of world, will swallow mock compensation.

      Market share is real easy to calculate, and the before and after settlement numbers, and product cost increases, over and above inflation, should trigger a special investigation a la WMD fiasco.

    8. Re:Does it really matter? by gaijin99 · · Score: 1
      Have you considered the possibility that there might have been an antitrust case where the coorporation being sued was not guilty of monopoly practices?
      Its vaguely possible, I suppose. I rather doubt it, but its possible. I'm inclined to think the worst in any corporate situation, I'll admit that up front. I tend to think my attitude is backlash against the rather obscene amount of power that the megacorporations have, but it might cloud my judgement sometimes.

      Let's say that instead of automatically disqualifying anyone who has ever defended a corporation against anti-trust charges we simply subject him to microscopic scrutany and toss him out if there is, and I believe that this is in fact the standard that judges and so forth are held to, "appearance of impropriety". But if they've been associated with a megacorporation I want the microscope turned on them.

      .

      It is worth noting that the entire executive branch (for the past four presidents, not merely the current one) has been composed exclusively of board members and CEOs of megacorporations. When they've got that much clout I have a difficult time believing that they really need any support or help to keep themselves going. Still, I suppose automatic disqualification isn't fair.

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  13. FDB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put Janet in charge of the Federal Department of Boobs. Then, next time a failed former boyband star de-bra's her, she can say it is a public service announcement.

  14. Bush too liberal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yes, he is too liberal. He caved in to Ted Kennedy and did not insist on vouchers (which are an effective way of improving and expanding public education). He also wants to pass an immigrant amnesty bill which would reward criminal trespassers for their crimes.

    The Democrats reduced his tax cuts to the point where they have not been that effective in improving the economy. Bush was too liberal in that he refused to veto these greedy budgets with their overhigh taxes.

    1. Re:Bush too liberal by CyberdogOSX · · Score: 1
      free or cheap public education, including college for all citizens is the way to improve school systems. vouchers are a bad idea.

      but this administration has no interest in an active, educated electorate. it only serves as an annoyance to them.

      don't you worry your tight conservative ass over it though. we'll take care of that come November.

  15. Not news by 1010011010 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Microsoft lobbies to avoid penalties under the law, to reduce governmental oversight of itself, and to reduce enforcement of judgements already handed down.

    Duh.

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  16. Does anyone know WHO we can appeal/complain to? by llamafirst · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wired is reporting that a top lawyer from Microsoft will take over later this year as chairman of the American Bar Association's antitrust section

    Does anyone know to whom we can appeal/complain at the ABA or elsewhere in the government about this potential conflict of interest? You know, and have the complaining/appealing be actually useful? If so, please post...

  17. Oh, look! by The+Night+Watchman · · Score: 1, Redundant

    How appropriate. They've ended up putting a rabbit in charge of guarding the carrot patch...

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    1. Re:Oh, look! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How appropriate. They've ended up putting a rabbit in charge of guarding the carrot patch..."

      Slashdot stopped awarding karma for "Funny" about 6 months ago. So quit whorin' it, you stupid slashbot.

  18. Oh dear... by Skiron · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Oh dear...

  19. Conflict of interest? by GoMMiX · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't that have a SLIGHT confict of interest?

    I mean, seriously, a former lawyer for the biggest monopoly in the world - heading BA's anti-trust dept.? That's insanity.

    Hey, while we're at it - let's put Micheal Jackson as the head of the Child Protection Agency... WTF.

    1. Re:Conflict of Interest? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that a pretty huge conflict of interest

      Cheney, Bush, Halliburton - the whole US goverment is one huge conflict of interest now

  20. Conflict of Interest? by nil5 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Isn't that a pretty huge conflict of interest? I honestly don't understand how someone from such a large corporation whose name is synonymous with monopoly can get one of its cronies into a position of authority at an unbiased organization.

    Does this strike a bad nerve with anyone else?

  21. There is NO conflict of interest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no conflict of interest. The ABA is a private professional organization. It is not a branch of the government.

    Don't bother complaining to the ABA. It's leaders typically have been practicing attorneys at some time in their career.

    The current president, Dennis Archer, was the mayor of Detroit. Is it a "conflict of interest" and he must be removed because.... shocking news..... there are legal issues in Detroit? Shocking! Fire him!

  22. My sig by Almost-Retired · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The courses of action defined in my sig used on emails is getting closer and closer to the last option I fear. I mean, just how much longer is the american public actually going to tolerate what nearly 100% of us see as justice for sale to the highest bidder?

    As Harry Truman once said about the buck stopping here, there will come a point when enough of us have had enough, and the passing of the buck will come to a screeching halt, with much of our constitution restored to its original meaning.

    My sig? :

    "There are four boxes to be used in defense of liberty: soap,
    ballot, jury, and ammo. Please use in that order."
    -Ed Howdershelt (Author)

    1. Re:My sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fact is, most people don't care at all. They'd rather things be complacent. Most don't really see a problem with MS practices, myself included. You're living in a dream world if you think this country is anwhere near some type of violent revolution. Look around, most everyone's very happy and just don't care about issues like this. And why should they? You say justice is to the highest bidder, then why all the verdicts against cigarrete companies etc...? But don't let the facts get in the way with your pet theories.

    2. Re:My sig by Secahtah · · Score: 1

      It's not gonna happen. Have you noticed how M$ is now going for the Educational institutions? They are programming the mindless public, even from childhood.

      An unnamed educator at my school, who used to be a UNIX demigod, is now pushing that all of the CS classes use M$ technology for teaching. At first I was pissed at him, but now I understand that he has no choice - unless these kids learn to use M$ development tools, they most likely WILL NOT get jobs after graduation.

      It will only get worse from here.

    3. Re:My sig by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      It will only get worse from here.

      I feel sorry for the kids mostly, because unless they really like to read, and have unlimited access to the internet, they will not see the effects of the pendulum swing until its too late, and they have a head full of knowledge only marginally usefull in their future job market.

      The pendulum is indeed swinging, and it certainly isn't toward M$.

      That un-named educator should be relieved of his post and salary, he is doing his students a dis-service, the roots of which are buried in his unwavering belief that M$ will rule forever. They won't...

      They (M$) will use every means at their disposal including buying a few more lawmakers than they have already wined and dined. But when that pendulum has the whole planets IT weight behind it, and many governments too, rest assured, the swing will take place. Where it comes to rest if ever I have no idea. But I do have faith that within my remaining lifetime of maybe 10 more years if I'm real carefull, the forces of economics 101 combined with the buying populaces feelings of demanding their freedom instead of pledgeing their firstborn in the EULA that comes with the latest service pack to fix a security hole thats over a year old, will have reduced M$ to the niche marketplace category. A place where M$ will be forced to produce secure, user-friendly and stable code just to survive another year. A not very pretty footnote to american history for what was once the driving force behind the productivity of america IMO.

      Is your un-named educator prosecutable for the dis-service he is doing to his students? Probably not, but he certainly needs wined and dined with his further political education being the main topic of discussion. Email him everytime a story link can be found that shows the swing of that ficticious pendulum away from M$. In short, get political yourself.

      If you can afford the wineing and dining, then by all means you do it. If you have fears that it might hurt a little, well some fights are worth the pain of the effort, and the future of our childrens (my great grandchildren) education does seem to be worth taking the chance of collecting a bruise or 3 to ones ego.

      I make my views known locally about this to anyone who'll listen, and folks can take me or leave me, but at least I can say I tried.

      Can you?

      --
      Cheers, Gene
      "There are four boxes to be used in defense of liberty: soap,
      ballot, jury, and ammo. Please use in that order."
      -Ed Howdershelt (Author)

    4. Re:My sig by yourmom16 · · Score: 1
      It's not gonna happen. Have you noticed how M$ is now going for the Educational institutions? They are programming the mindless public, even from childhood.

      Imagine all the crashes that will cause

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      "We have got to make Stan understand the importance of voting, because he'll definitely vote for our guy." - South Park
  23. Clean it all up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While we are at it, we can put Al Gore in charge of the Federal election commission (you know, the guy who lost an election and then lied in court to get the ballots tampered with). Or Bush in charge of military intelligence. Or Clinton in charge of making sure the Oval Office carpet stays stain-free.

    1. Re:Clean it all up! by GoMMiX · · Score: 2, Funny
      "Or Bush in charge of military intelligence."


      Military Intelligence, is that another one of those stupid reality shows?
    2. Re:Clean it all up! by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you can catch it on CNN & FOX every 4-8 years.

      Jaysyn

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      There is a war going on for your mind.
  24. What does the position do? by BoneFlower · · Score: 4, Interesting

    IS the position meant to be filled by someone who works against monopolies, or is it more of an advisory/educational position, where it requires someone who knows a lot about anti trust and their opinion of antitrust laws isn't an issue?

  25. actually, no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, it's nothing like that.

    This guy is on a panel being organized in OPPOSITION to a congressional plan that would require more aggressive oversight by the courts of anti-trust settlements.

    This isn't like hiring Janet Jackson to chair a senate subcommittee on decency in public broadcasting. This is like NAMBLA hiring a pedophile to help promote its causes. The complete opposite of what you're suggesting.

  26. Can you say conflict of interest? by gerrynjr · · Score: 0, Redundant

    please see the above topic :-D

  27. Conflict of Interest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's next? Halliburton execs to be put on a board that decides which companies should be getting contracts to help rebuild countries?

    *sigh*

  28. Is it such a problem, really? by Rallion · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I mean, this guy is a lawyer. He doesn't have loyalties! Or ideals! Or morals! Or a soul.

    So he worked for Microsoft. Because they gave him money. That, really, doesn't mean much about his own ideas. Lawyers are paid to put aside their own ideas, and sometimes even the truth, in order to make their own point.

    1. Re:Is it such a problem, really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I live on your planet? Does everyone hot Girlfriends/Boyfriends and win the lottery everyday?

  29. The ABA may just be pursuing its agenda by belmolis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    According to this AP item in USA Today, the ABA has already been opposing increased oversight of antitrust settlements by the courts. The appointment of a Microsoft lawyer as Chair of the Antitrust Section may not be so much a matter of the fox guarding the chicken coop as the recruitment of an experienced and committed anti-anti-trust lawyer to help the ABA pursue its agenda. It would be interesting to know whether the ABA is actually soft on anti-trust enforcement or whether it perhaps regards judicial oversight as improper interference with the relationship between the two parties.

    1. Re:The ABA may just be pursuing its agenda by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      If that's the case then why did the MS lawyers argue for the oversight in the first place? I mean they argue for not being broken up, so when some oversight is ordered in place of break up they then get the board to condemn that as judical "overreach"....very funny. I wonder how the judge will take to the ABA telling her how to do her job on MS behalf? I guess her only action now is to close down MS!!!

  30. In other news . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    . . . Michael Jackson appointed CEO of a national day-care center chain and Ken Lay tapped for SEC director.

    ~~~

  31. Contact the ABA by kesler · · Score: 2

    Give the ABA feedback, slashdot style: http://www.abanet.org/scripts/contactmail.jsp?to=q uestions

  32. Re:They should be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Libya has been tying to back down for over twenty years, it just hasn't suited the west until now.

  33. Er by mog007 · · Score: 1

    If anybody is more qualified than Microsoft in Antitrust matters, I'm sure Mr. Gates is on his way to that person's home to try and recruit them. Blantently_obvious();

  34. Re:They should be by EvanED · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    How is this troll? Especially as the child of this--"Die you fucking scumbag"--isn't (yet)? I agree very little with the above post, but it isn't a troll. Off topic, probably. Flamebait, *maybe*. Troll, no.

  35. also this by benjonson · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other news, MSNBC is reporting that the American Bar Association's Hen House will now be run by I. M. Foxxe.

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  36. Okay... I am more convinced that capitolism sucks by Ken+Broadfoot · · Score: 0, Troll


    My best friend is a "socialist". I used to think he was an idiot. Politically anyway.

    Now I think he may be right.

    --ken

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  37. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by 3vi1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While I agree that there are WAY too many frivolous lawsuits nowadays, it's irritating that people always refer to the McD lawsuit as one.

    Have you investigated the case at all? 7 days in the hospital and numerous skin grafts. The $480,000 she got (not millions) probably barely covered her injuries, with the cost of medical care nowadays. A recent trip to the emergency room for a small cut that took 30 seconds to glue shut (after a 4 hour wait) came back as a $1,500 bill before my insurance.

    More than 700 people had been previously scalded, but McDonalds knowingly kept their coffee at 185 degrees with no warning signs at all that it was abnormally hot. I've even heard they did it purposely to cut down on free refills, because people had to wait longer for it to cool - but that's not a fact to my knowledge.

    http://lawandhelp.com/q298-2.htm

  38. This is just silly by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Unless he's still on Microsoft's payroll, who cares?

    Or to put it another way, if you worked at one time for Sun's Java division, should you be forbidden to work for ISO?

    Not everything is an evil conspiracy.

    --
    Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
    1. Re:This is just silly by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      Good point. There must be a reason he left MS too. Maybe he wants revenge.

  39. MOD UP by EvanED · · Score: 4, Informative

    People are not reading the article. The group the lawyer is in charge of is a lobbying group, not one that will be making any of the decisions.

  40. Right guy for the job! by rehabdoll · · Score: 4, Funny

    He sure got experience.

  41. The Civil courts remain another avenue of Justice by NZheretic · · Score: 3, Informative
    Judge orders Gates to pretrial questioning
    Microsoft Corp. Chairman Bill Gates must submit to questioning under oath by lawyers for Burst.com Inc. and Sun Microsystems Inc. as they prepare antitrust claims against the world's largest software maker, a U.S. judge said Friday.

    U.S. District Judge J. Frederick Motz in Baltimore ordered Gates to undergo the pretrial questioning for three hours.

    Burst.com has sued Microsoft, accusing the company of breaking antitrust laws to prevent competition for software used to broadcast sound and audio programs over the Internet.

    Motz noted that a federal appeals court has limited use in private suits against Microsoft of evidence from the government's antitrust case against the company. Given that, lawyers for Sun and Burst must have a freer hand to prepare their own evidence, he said.

    "It seems to me you ought to be able to depose Mr. Gates or anybody else deposed by the government as much as you want to," Motz told Lloyd Day, a lawyer representing Sun Microsystems.

    Motz accepted Burst's argument that Gates "is no Lee Iacocca" and should be forced to answer questions about allegations that Microsoft illegally stifled competition.

    Iacocca, when he headed Chrysler Corp., was excused from being questioned under oath in a product-liability lawsuit after arguing that he wasn't personally responsible for the alleged design flaws in cars that were at issue in the case.

  42. Re:Mr. Fox? Paging Mr. Fox! by sharrestom · · Score: 1

    Nowadays, we would outsource to Mr. Fox to guard the hen house.

  43. In all fairness - it's copyrights by argoff · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    In all fairness, all to many people believe in an unworkable system called copyrights that suggests that people have some kind of moral right to restrict what other people copy. Then Microsoft abuses this system to become corrupt and powerfull. Then all of a sudden these same people get in a huff that Microsoft is unjust and monopolistic. Well WTF, why don't we just admit that copyrights are garbage and try to rid ourselves of them, and stop spewing out old worn and unproven propaganda on faith that copyrights actually help creative people more than they harm them.

    1. Re:In all fairness - it's copyrights by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1
      So, you're arguing against the GPL then?

      Didn't think so.

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      You are being MICROattacked, from various angles, in a SOFT manner.
    2. Re:In all fairness - it's copyrights by yourmom16 · · Score: 1

      I can't speak for him, but I am against the GPL as well as copyright in general. However, IMO proprietary software is even worse, as it takes away more rights; At least the GPL allows you to modify it and to use it within an organisation any any way you want, and to redistribute it under the GPL as long as you provide the source code, whereas proprietary software takes away all of those rights as well.

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      "We have got to make Stan understand the importance of voting, because he'll definitely vote for our guy." - South Park
  44. Did everyone only read the first part?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With all of the bickering and complaining, you think they would have RTFA, and it's entirty. Even if the lawyer thing is controveral, there is no reason to start MS bashing. What about the entire section of the article about MS beginning to fight back against SPAM?

    --- taken from the bottom of topic posted article ---

    Pay-per-spam: Microsoft, which has declared war on spam and those responsible for floods of unsolicited electronic mail, is aiming to raise the cost of spam for spammers with a new technology targeting the low barrier to sending mass messages.

    Currently, it costs virtually the same amount to send one message as it does one million. In a research project called "Penny Black," the world's largest software maker is looking at ways to make it difficult for spammers to spread offers for get-rich-quick schemes, porn and penis enlargement products.

    Under Microsoft's system, an e-mail sender's computer would be required to spend about 10 seconds solving a complex math problem and attaching proof of the effort to a message. For most users sending anywhere from a few to several dozen e-mails daily, that doesn't amount to too much computation time. Spammers who send millions of messages, however, would have to buy racks of computers.

    1. Re:Did everyone only read the first part?! by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Yes. It's also not the greatest system in the world, for a number of previously-discussed-on-Slashdot reasons. Though it is better than, say, SPF.

    2. Re:Did everyone only read the first part?! by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 1

      "... spend about 10 seconds solving a complex math problem and attaching proof of the effort to a message."

      Already discussed:
      [X] Will break mailing lists
      [X] Will be forged by spammers

    3. Re:Did everyone only read the first part?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't care about it's flaws. I care that they are taking a step foward when most of the other proejcts contain just as many flaws. It's a Good Thing.

      Beggers can't be choosers.

    4. Re:Did everyone only read the first part?! by yourmom16 · · Score: 1
      Already discussed: [X] Will break mailing lists [X] Will be forged by spammers

      I agree with the first point, but if it is implemented properly it will be difficult to forge. The server could for instance generate two medium sized prime numbers(the size would be chosen such that factoring it would take 10 minutes on an average computer), multiply them, and send the result to the client. The client then must factor it, which is a much more complicated process, and send the two primes back to the server. It can't be forged, as the server knows the proper result ahead of time, while the client must actually solve the problem.

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    5. Re:Did everyone only read the first part?! by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      And MS solving the "spam" problem would only lead to MORE antitrust violations!!! I personally wouldn't trust MS with that scheme either because it isn't OS independant or standard...hence it's just another ploy to get lockin.

  45. *harumph* by jmb-d · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Does this strike anyone else as the fox guarding the henhouse?

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  46. Of course there IS a conflict of interest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no conflict of interest.

    Of course there is.

    The ABA is a private professional organization. It is not a branch of the government.

    Which has exactly what to do with whether there is a conflict of interest or not?

    It's leaders typically have been practicing attorneys at some time in their career.

    Which has (again) exactly NOTHING to do with anything.

    It's not a conflict of interest because they're laywers, this is a pretty clear conflict of interest because he's in charge of the antitrust portion, and because he has spent his career attempting to get his employer cleared of antitrust charges, and because the ABA spends it's time lobbying the government.

    Moron.

  47. New antitrust action! by Phexro · · Score: 1

    This is clearly illegal. Microsoft is using their monopoly power in crooked business to gain a foothold in the lucrative crooked politics arena.

    1. Re:New antitrust action! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. It doesn't in fact. If you would have RTFA then you would have seen that it is a lawyer, not an MS direct employee and thus with no direct ties to MS. Just like any lawyer, then can do as they wish, especially since he was on the anti-trust case. Therefore as a lawyer working at an actual firm (not MS funded) he can do whatever he damn well chooses.

      Not everything is an evil conspiracy plot, you just don't understand how the world works.

    2. Re:New antitrust action! by Phexro · · Score: 1

      If you would have read the comment, you would have realized that it's a joke. Lighten up.

  48. Just perfect. by sgage · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This portrays in a nutshell what is wrong with the Corporate States of America. The foxes are always put in charge of guarding the henhouses.

    The Founding Fathers would be appalled at the state of the Union today.

  49. Re:They should be by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    Wow. The logic in your post is so twisted that I'm not even sure where to begin.

    Should Hitler get the same prize for unifying countries and eliminating tension-causing influence (i.e. Jews?)

  50. Stupid mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I meant mod up the AC post above mine, not me. Whatever. (Posting anon but the parent is me.)

  51. ridiculous Wired snippet... by odin53 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Try reading the whole AP article on which it's based.

    The chair of an ABA section isn't all that powerful -- that is, she can't decide ABA "policy" on anything. ABA policies and recommendations are committee-driven things, and the Antitrust section is especially highly organized; there are many subcommittees based on subject, and each subcommittee has a chair (or two). Becoming the chair of an ABA section is really 1) a prestige thing, meaning that the chair is widely respected as a top-flight attorney or legal mind in the area the section covers, and 2) an organizational thing.

    The ABA sections have varying levels of influence in legislation; arguably, the antitrust section is quite influential. But there are many reasons that Microsoft will really have no sway, either at the ABA level or the legislation level.

    In any case, a conflict of interest MIGHT occur if the ABA were supposed to decide something important or instrumental to the Microsoft antitrust cases. But the ABA most certainly isn't, because that's not the ABA's job.

  52. Re: They should be by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Insightful


    > Bush and Blair should be nominated. They ended Saddam's war against Iraq, Kuwait, and other countries which has killed over 500,000 people.

    Many more, I think. Estimated 900,000 for the Iran-Iraq war, plus 300,000 Iraqi Shiites after the first Gulf War inspired them to rebel, plus many others in smaller increments.

    > Iraq is now a free country, and has hope

    Unfortunately, the proverbial fat lady hasn't sung yet. Other proverbs:

    "You can have any kind of government you like, so long as it's the kind we want and makes the decisions we want it to."

    "The arrests will continue until our welcome improves."

    What is Iraq going to be like 2, 5, 10, or 20 years from now?

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    Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  53. Re:Okay... I am more convinced that capitolism suc by bersl2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Capitalism isn't necessesarily bad.

    Greed is. So is corruption.

    To Capitalism's credit, it has legitimately produced very many households having a modest amount of wealth. But who of the super-rich gained his or her wealth by legitimate means?

    I think you'll find that a system or ideology does not make a civilization -- the people do.

  54. Re:They should be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    log in when posting intelligent things please

  55. Re:Okay... I am more convinced that capitolism suc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently it doesn't produce people who can spell, either.

  56. This isn't really a big deal by n8ur · · Score: 5, Informative

    This appointment doesn't have any real significance. The ABA is not a government agency; it's a private lawyer's organization that is voluntary (lots and lots of lawyers don't belong).

    The ABA has a lot of different subgroups, on anti-trust, patent law, corporate law, etc. They do training on their areas of specialty, have meetings to talk about their area of interest, and do sometimes lobby about pending legislation.

    The ABA Antitrust section has been pro-business, anti-enforcement forever, so this is really no big deal.

  57. Attention Mr. KIM JONG IL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The UN's International Atomic Energy Agency would like you to be it's chairman.

  58. Re:Okay... I am more convinced that capitolism suc by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't blame this on capitalism. The ABA is about as anti-capitalism as you can get.

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    Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
  59. Hell, Yassir Arafat *won* the damn thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shows how worthless that award really is.

  60. It'd be difficult... by darnok · · Score: 2, Funny

    to find an anti-trust lawyer who hasn't worked for or against Microsoft these days, wouldn't it?

    1. Re:It'd be difficult... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I think there's still one in North Korea, but I'm not sure the American Bar Association really wants a chairman walking around with a fully automatic weapon and handgrenades strapped to his uniform. We can always hope.

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  61. Invesitaged case? Yes. Frivolous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you investigated the case at all?


    Yes. The coffee was quite safe. They sold billions of cups. They even sold it to the same lady several times. You only get problems if you do something dumb with it. Like pour it into your crotch.

    The McDonald's case is an example of an egregeious, idiotic frivilous lawsuit.

    The $480,000 she got

    That was $480,000 too much. This suit is a textbook example of something that is entirely frivolous. She did this herself. No one else did, so no-one should have to pay.

    A recent trip to the emergency room for a small cut that took 30 seconds to glue shut (after a 4 hour wait) came back as a $1,500 bill before my insurance.

    You didn't earn the lesson from this suit. You should have filed a frivolous lawsuit with the company that sold you that knife, or whatever it is you cut yourself with it! Get rich!
    More than 700 people had been previously scalded, but McDonalds knowingly kept their coffee at 185 degrees with no warning signs at all that it was abnormally hot

    No, it was only 700. The coffee was at that temperature since it is the recommended optimum serving temperature. The fact that the 700 is out of billions of cups sold shows that it was quite safe. And yes, they did label it as hot coffee.

    I've even heard they did it purposely to cut down on free refills

    No, they did it because people preferred the coffee that way. Complaints of cold coffee greatly increased after the frivolous suit forced them to no longer sell the coffee their customers wanted.

    http://lawandhelp.com

    I'm familiar with them. They specialize in frivolous lawsuits. "Is that an ambulance I hear? Gotta run!"

  62. Libya had not been trying to back down. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Libya had not been trying to back down. Look, only recently did they stop lying about the Lockerbie thing. And that was a fairly simple matter.

  63. lobbying groups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The group the lawyer is in charge of is a lobbying group, not one that will be making any of the decisions.

    Agreed, it is unpatriotic to think that lobby groups are the ones in Washington making the decisions.

  64. Best lawyer joke, ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See above.

  65. Corrupt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hank Asher then creates the MATRIX as a state level network version of the TIA office. Essentially continuing the TIA office, but freeing it from congressional oversight and federal whistleblower protections. He admits smuggling millions of dollars worth of cocaine in 1981 and 1982. Coincidentally at the time when the Iran-Contra dealings were in full swing.
    But this is only speculation. Could there be more of a link between illegal dealings between Hank Asher and the republican party? OF COURSE THERE IS!

    In 1992, Asher founded Database Technologies, which later merged with ChoicePoint. In 1999, he founded Seisint Inc. by merging two companies. He is still on Seisint's board of directors, and continues to play an active role in the company.During the 2000 presidential election ChoicePoint, gave Florida officials a list with the names of 8,000 ex-felons to "scrub" from their list of voters. But it turns out none on the list were guilty of felonies, only misdemeanors.

    So there we have it. We went from having a domestic spying agency run by a five time felon to having the same domestic spying program sans congressional oversight and whistle blower protections run by a convicted drug smuggler who has proven that he'll break the law to further the republican agenda.

    http://www.oldamericancentury.org/oh_republicans .h tm

  66. ABBA ? by Graemee · · Score: 1

    So ABBA has their own anti-trust lawyers?
    Must be Money-Money-Money.

  67. Mama Mia! by Uncle+Gropey · · Score: 1

    Damn you for stealing my joke. Knowing me, knowing you... one of us was bound to do it. It's the name of the game.

    1. Re:Mama Mia! by Graemee · · Score: 1

      Take a chance on slashdot

    2. Re:Mama Mia! by Uncle+Gropey · · Score: 1

      We have remarkably close slashdot account numbers. My soulmate! Or something.

  68. And in other news... by Null_Packet · · Score: 1

    The fox was nominated to the board that oversees the henhouse.

  69. Isn't that a bit like... by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

    Isn't that a bit like putting the wolves in charge of the sheep?

  70. Re:Okay... I am more convinced that capitolism suc by yourmom16 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Greed is part of human nature. in a communist society for instance, whoever distributes the rations will probably take a much larger amount for himself. The strength in capitalism lies in the fact that it uses greed for good. The problem here, however is that the legislators, who have the power to give benefits to companies, and create monopolies, or otherwise corrode the foundations of capitalism, are being bribed by those companies to do exactly that. The solution here is more of a political solution than an economic one.

    There are two ways to prevent corruption, abolute power and limited power. Absolute power prevents corruption, because if you try to bribe the dictator, he can have you killed and all your stuff taken instead of giving you what you want. Limited power works because the company gains no benefit in bribing a politician who does not have the power to benefit them. Of course absolute power is even less desirable, so the solution to this problem is to prevent the legislators from making regulations or otherwise interfering with the capitalistic free-market economy. What we need is true capitalism rather than this pseudo-capitalist B$.

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  71. omg by justaddwater · · Score: 1

    This is like having Saddam Hussein chair an Iraqi human rights committee.

  72. ABA is a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just so you know, the ABA has no authority over lawyers at all. It is not an official regulatory or licensing body for the practice of law. The only authority controlling the practice of law are the supreme courts of each state (for the practice of law in all of that state's courts), the chief judge of each individual U.S. District Court (for the pratice of law in that federal district court), the chief justice of each circuit of the U.S. Courts of Appeals (for the practice of law before that appellate court), and the Supreme Court of the United States of America (for practicing before the Supreme Court). Any other organization other then the courts listed above have no control over any lawyer in the United States. The worse they could do is kick a member out of their organization.

  73. Who makes government decisions: Lobbyists by BroncoInCalifornia · · Score: 1
    The group the lawyer is in charge of is a lobbying group, not one that will be making any of the decisions.

    Lobbyists pay the money. Politicians need the money to buy ads to get elected. The aliterate electorate then votes for these corrupt bozos. So lobbyists do make the decisions.

    ( aliterate is a word! )

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    1. Re:Who makes government decisions: Lobbyists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ( aliterate is a word! )

      And you have to point this out because...? What, you think the words you're using are too big for us common folk?

  74. I need to get my eyes checked ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I first read that, I thought ABBA was making a comeback.

  75. You whiney crybabies. by ProtonMotiveForce · · Score: 1

    How sad that such a forum is embarassed by the same idiotic comparisons as you'd hear on your local yokel radio station:
    "It's like Janet Jackson being appointed style coach to Nickelodean!" (yuk yuk)
    "It's like Michael Jackson's sister Janet Jackson being appointed censor to a live Belize Dance edition of E Travel Super Party!"

    Seriously, how idiotic can you nerds get?

  76. You sad, sad.. by ProtonMotiveForce · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    nerds. How many lame assed versions of "it's like the fox guarding the henhouse" jokes can you POSSIBLY make, you filthy simpleton nerds?

  77. Oh, please! by bettiwettiwoo · · Score: 1
    ... you'd find that lots of people could practice law without going to law school[.]
    And would you like to hire such a 'lawyer' to represent you?

    'Guilds' such as the ABA are in a way monopolies, it's true. On the other hand: can you think of an easier way than membership of a 'guild' with certain 'quality requirements' to guarantee that a person you wish to hire actually has some qualification for the task at hand?!? Law nowadays is a vastly larger and more complex field than it was 100 years ago. Some 100-200 years ago barbers could function as surgeons. I don't think they needed any formal education for that. Would you have a barber operate on you today?

    And before we all get too excited: there is precious little analogy with Microsoft's monopoly in this. ABA admits anyone who passes its requirement for membership. These members then compete against each other. In other words: no monopoly. Microsoft doesn't license its products to anyone (afaik) and it is therefore virtually without competitors, i.e. a monopoly. Spot the difference.

    Incidentally, it is not necessarily bad to have a ubiquitous operating system, be it Windows or not. Remember the bad old days when demo disks of games (or for that matter, any other software) were distributed because there was simply no way you could tell whether they could be installed/played on your computer?! The downside of Microsoft's Windows monopoly isn't Windows itself but rather

    that there is no one else producing Windows so that Microsoft is free to charge monopoly prices;

    that Microsoft uses Windows monopoly as leverage to sell other (inferior) products (Office Suite; Internet Explorer) or crush competitors of such (Netscape; Corel);and

    that no one else gets a chance to improve Windows.

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    1. Re:Oh, please! by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1
      And would you like to hire such a 'lawyer' to represent you?
      Do you mean lawyers like Patrick Henry and Daniel Webster, or lawyers like John Marshal, Stephen Douglas, Strom Thurman and Abraham Lincoln? Maybe you meant famous trial lawyers like Clarence Darrow, or former ABA president Robert Storey?

      C'mon. Help me out here.

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  78. Re:Frivolous McDonald's lawsuit by 10Ghz · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Have you investigated the case at all? 7 days in the hospital and numerous skin grafts.


    You pay for stupidity. Let's see... "I got this hot cup of coffee. Now, where could I put it while I pour in some cream and sugar? Ooh ooh, I know! Between my legs of course! That way I can squeeze it tight while I remove the plastic lid that keeps the cup in form.... Ouch, this coffee is hot!"

    Maybe McD should sell their coffee only to people who have some common sense? What next? "Hey, I poured this cup of coffee on my head and it burned me! See you in court!"
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  79. Reputation is a big deal by twitter · · Score: 1
    The ABA Antitrust section has been pro-business, anti-enforcement forever, so this is really no big deal.

    Fine, that may represent the priciples of those involved.

    This move casts doubts on those priciples and the integrity of the organization in general. It proves that their volunteer professional organization can be taken over by a representative from a company and used to do that company's buisness. Moreover, it looks like you can do this at the last minute with little planning. They should avoid the appearance of such things, much more the fact.

    Stinkers:

    • It's unusual for a corporate lawyer to chair the anti-trust section.
    • The pannel has already started to work against popular legislation that would be bad for Microsoft. In other words, before he's even there he's started to shield Microsoft from Judicial scrutiny.

    The time frame could be as short as a week. That makes the ABA look as easy to use and discard as a paper towel from the men's room of a gas station.

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    1. Re:Reputation is a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Moderators: Please note that "twitter" is a known fanatical psycophant whose obnoxious offtopic rants are legend here on Slashdot. It doesn't matter what the topic is, he'll find a way to scrape in some pointless Microsoft bashing. While nobody expects us to love Microsoft in any way, his particularly tepid style of calling anyone he replies to "troll" or "liar" because he happens to disagree with whatever they're saying is well documented and should not be rewarded. If anything, twitter is the type of person that should not be part of the open source/free software community. He is an anathema to all that is good about free software.

      I'm posting this so that you (the moderator) have some context to consider twitter and not mod him up whenever he posts his filler preformatted rants about installing Knoppix or whatever that unfortunately get him karma every single time and allow him to continue posting his trademark toxic crap (read on) day in and day out. You may consider this a troll - I consider it community service. And I ain't kidding.

      If you're a /. subscriber, I invite you to look through some of his posting history. I guarantee that you'll be hard pressed to find someone that is more "out there" than twitter. You'll also probably notice he's got quite an AC following. Don't just read his posts, make sure you go through the replies.

      For example, in this recent post twitter not only calls the OP a troll but attempts to "tell it like it is" while making some vague argument about "GNU". Yes, if you're confused, you're not alone. The reply (modded +4) proceeds to simply destroy his bogus argument. You will notice he did not reply. This is what some people call "drive-by advocacy". A sort of I'll just leave you with my thoughts here and move on to the next flamebait kind of deal. In fact, he almost never replies because he knows that his fanatical arguments simply do not hold up to any sort of discussion. It's not that he's chosen the wrong cause - he's just going at it in a completely wrong way.

      More? Just read though this post and the subsequent replies. I guess this stands on its own.

      More? Bad spelling in astounding conspiracy theories, more offtopic FUD and uninformed "I'm right, look at me" rants, promptly proven wrong. Worse even, twitter wants to be RMS, apparently (that first one is a winner). I mean, really. You think?

      FUD, FUD, FUD, FUD, offtopic FUD, and more FUD. This guy is like the Monty Python SPAM skit, but with FUD and more FUD instead of canned meat. Amazed

  80. confict by slackwaresupport · · Score: 1

    its like against teh code of ethics for attorneys. of course thats right up m$'s alley..

  81. Re:Okay... I am more convinced that capitolism suc by Marc2k · · Score: 1

    Greed is part of human nature. in a communist society for instance, whoever distributes the rations will probably take a much larger amount for himself. The strength in capitalism lies in the fact that it uses greed for good.

    I really don't see how it uses it for "good", and you sure don't back it up with logic. I'm not a proponent of communism or socialism, but just like the communist organizers will and do apportion themselves much more in terms of resources, what do you think big business executives do? It's all an old boys' network of white collared men patting themselves on the back and similarly apportioning themselves a much, much larger portion of resources than their consumers.

    Point me to the big difference, and I'll be on my way, thanks.

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  82. Yes by scrote-ma-hote · · Score: 1

    I believe so, Here, Here, Here and Here

  83. Conflict of interest? What conflict of interest? by ezraekman · · Score: 1

    There is no conflict of interest here. I'm sure that Microsoft has instructed Mr. Wallis as to exactly what his interests should be. Besides, it's not like this is news or anything. ;-)

  84. Doesn't it make sense... by GirTheRobot · · Score: 1

    ...that one of the top lawyers defending the largest corporation in the world would chair the ABA?

    Seriously...wouldn't MS hire the best lawyers available that would work for them? Consider the fact that he defended MS in an anti-trust case, wouldn't that be an indicator of his ability? (though not necessarily of his morals, *insert cliche lawyer morality joke here*)

  85. The emperor has no clothes on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That just says it.

  86. Re:They should be by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

    You're right: it isn't a troll, and as the meta-moderator involved, I can (and just did) mark it as Unfair.

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