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What The Internet Isn't

looseBits writes "Doc Searls and David Weinberger, co-authors of The Cluetrain Manifesto, have put together a 10-part guide for how to stop mistaking the Internet for something it isn't. It contains some painfully obvious and often overlooked characteristics of the 'world of ends' we call the Internet."

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  1. for sale... by segment · · Score: 5, Funny
    You know I saw an advertisement for a computer for sale...

    For sale Dell Computer Pentium II with the Internet

    I was shocked... First thing I thought was where the hell can I fit the entire Internet on my machine.

    1. Re:for sale... by magores · · Score: 3, Funny

      Kinda similar story, but not really...

      I was helping a customer out with some tech support.

      My Question 1: Are you in front of your computer right now?
      His Answer 1: Yes.

      My Question 2: Okay. What operating system do you have?
      His answer 2: Dell

      Maybe it was the same guy?

    2. Re:for sale... by jabberjaw · · Score: 2, Funny

      An english teacher of mine was fond of this question.
      Do you have the internet at home? I always wanted to burst out with something along the lines of "Yes, I have the inetrnet at my house, the whole fucking thing, it's in a shoebox under my bed".

    3. Re:for sale... by starm_ · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think your teacher wasn't aiming on being literal when she said that. English contains ton's of utterances that don't mean exactly what they mean litterally. Like when you ask: "Can you pass me the salt?" you are not actually asking if the person is able to pass you the salt, you are expressing your will the the person will pass it to you. This is a field called pragmatics. You get angry way too easely

    4. Re:for sale... by Neop2Lemus · · Score: 2, Funny
      But I still say "I don't know, can you?"

      And then when I'm finished and they want it I hold it towards them and
      "WHoops! You missed it!"
      "Oh! You missed it again"
      And
      "Ok, I promise I'll stop, just take the salt. What? No, I wouldn't do that to you again - Ahhhh!!! It slipped through your fingers!"

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    5. Re:for sale... by MattyCobb · · Score: 5, Funny

      yes. after working in internet tech support for 6 months, and getting this answer WAY to often, I realized 90% of computer problems have nothing to do with the computer. 80% of them dont even have anything to do with a Microsoft product... they have to do with the users. sad, but true.

      my other favorites include

      "i am having a problem with my LSD" (they ment DSL... i hope. to which I always wanted to reply, call your dealer or OEM)

      what version of windows is on your computer? "windows XP millenium edition" or "windows PLUS"

      and my alltime favorite was an old lady from FL
      "it says intercource explorer has encoumbered an error..."
      wow, i know what she uses HER dsl for...

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    6. Re:for sale... by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Of course, to be properly anal, one should mention that its not appropriate at all to ask someone if they can do something. The proper means of request is "Would you " or "Please ", i.e. "Would you pass the salt" or "Please pass the salt". Thats the source of the old joke that gets passed around elementary schools:

      Student: "Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?" Teacher: "I certainly hope so! You may go to the bathroom, and find out!"

      Quite the asshole of a teacher, to be sure, but spot-on nonetheless.

      Incidentally, this isn't a 'feild', nor would pragmatics accurately describe it. Its poor grammar. Being pragmatic in your attempts to comprehend the bad grammar of other speakers of your language would lead you to figure out the probable meaning, but its not a 'field'.

      Of course, you shouldn't be angry at anyone for a mistake like this. Then again, you shouldn't be pleased that they speak improperly, either.

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    7. Re:for sale... by starm_ · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      FYI it is a field

      from Merriam Webster:

      Main Entry: pragmatics
      Pronunciation: prag-'ma-tiks
      Function: noun plural but singular or plural in construction
      1 : a branch of semiotic that deals with the relation between signs or linguistic expressions and their users
      2 : linguistics concerned with the relationship of sentences to the environment in which they occur

    8. Re:for sale... by crayz · · Score: 2, Funny

      How about this one:

      me: So what browser are you using?
      customer: Browser? me: For the internet...
      customer: I'm using Yahoo me: You're using Yahoo as a browser?
      customer: I'm not sure I understand...
      me: What program are you using to view the internet?
      customer: What program? me: Are you using Internet Explorer?
      customer: Internet Explorer? I don't think I understand...
      me: How are you opening this webpage? Did you click on something to get to where you opened the webpage?
      customer: I just clicked it in Favorites. I have it in my Favorites me: OK, works for me


      Want to know the best part? This isn't an ISP helpdesk. I work for a web hosting company. Yes, this lady apparently felt herself capable of building one.

    9. Re:for sale... by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You do realise that most people see a computer differently from you, don't you? You - presumably - see it as a big dumb piece of electronics with software running on it. Other people don't. They just see it as a smart piece of electrnoics.

      It doesn't occur to them that there's anything unusual about computer desktops all looking the same. Of course they do. It's what computers do. How else is it going to look? They don't know what an OS is. They don't really care. Asking them is like asking what software their DVD player is running.

    10. Re:for sale... by zcat_NZ · · Score: 5, Funny

      Personally, I'd assume they have some form of windows, so I'd instruct them through the process of identifying their windows version (right-click the "my computer" icon, select "properties" from the menu that comes up, etc..)

      Mac users usually know they have a Mac. Linux users usually already know that the problem is at your end, and what YOU need to do to fix it.

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    11. Re:for sale... by mobby_6kl · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course Mac users know that they have a Mac, or it becomes clear when you tell them to right-click "my computer" ;)

    12. Re:for sale... by Jonas+the+Bold · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It occurs to me that it's absolutely impossible to ask someone to do something in English.

      Could you X, Can you X, are just asking if the person is able to.

      Will you X, is asking if a person will do something, not asking them to do something.

      Would you X, is asking if a person would do something if a condition were met.

      None of them are actually asking a person to do something.

      And about that teacher everyone had that made you way "May I", I think that's wrong too. The answer to it would be "Yes, you may go to the bathroom, but you also may not, I have no crystal ball so I can't really tell". "Will you allow me to" is probably be correct.

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  2. hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "It contains some painfully obvious and often overlooked characteristics"

    Yes, we already know - porn...

    1. Re:hmmm by ajna · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wouldn't characterize porn is "often overlooked"... er, maybe I've said too much already about myself.

  3. About a year ago... by DeHackEd · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/03/07/153223 3

    1. Re:About a year ago... by l1_wulf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      [smartass]
      Well, that just goes to show that /. has effectively reached critical mass where in order to post anything "new", the editors have to recycle previous posts. Sorta like the old arcade games where your score is reset to 000000 because of the player's mastery. Good job /. I look forward to re-reading more fine articles like this.
      [/smartass]

      Seriously though, I missed this the first time it was posted. It looks interesting, but I got distracted with making the text different sizes. By the time I was done playing, I remembered I wanted to make this post...

    2. Re:About a year ago... by eraserewind · · Score: 2, Informative

      to stop page widening attacks

  4. Political, not descriptive by JonSari · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This describes what they want the Internet to be, not what it is or what it will be. The characteristics of the Internet they describe will change based on who uses it, as it molds itself to suit the people to use it as a TOOL.

    1. Re:Political, not descriptive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Its not incorrect as much as simplistic. The author refers to "the internet" like "the government". What is the government? Its not congress or the president or even the dmv. Thats "A government". "The government" is simply an agreement between 2 people. I agree to give up some of my freedoms and in return you give up some of yours (or none of yours depending on what type of government we are talking about). Now that does not describe in any way what "A government" is or how it works but it is the meaning of "the government". In the same way "The internet" is just an agreement between two people where one agrees to send data to the other. This doesnt tell you what "an internet" does or how it works or what yopu can do with it but it is still accurate.
      "But wait!" you say.
      "What do you mean AN internet? Isnt there only one internet?"

      No there are many internets just like there are many governments. A LAN is a type of internet. It simply uses a different agreement just like in China you give up different rights then you do in the US.

    2. Re:Political, not descriptive by starm_ · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I don't agree. The internet is well defined in what is called the "internet protocol". And this protocol is just an agreement on a way to communicate. It is not like a government. It isn't more than that. People use it for lots of things and different kinds of communications but that doesn't make more than an agreement.
      A government is much more than a simple agreement. It is define by more that one simple protocol. That people use the phone to talk about a lot of things does that mean the phone is more than a way to talk to each other?

      A LAN is not a type of internet. It can use a subset of the internet protocol, but to be an internet, you have to connect multiple LANs trough gateways.

      And usually when people refer to the internet, they mean the main one that most people connect to.

    3. Re:Political, not descriptive by AeroIllini · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, he's right. What you and I use to connect to Slashdot and the rest of the WWW is "*an* internet." There are other internets (meaning inter-networks for data transfer) in existence: military data networks, AM/FM radio bands, the phone system, hell, even your motherboard bus is a type of internet. Things like the cable TV system are not counted as internets because they are one-way... the content starts at the center and winds up at the ends. On the others I mentioned, the data originates at an end and also winds up at an end. Now, many of these internets overlap and can communicate with each other, like internet telephony or uploading a file to someone else. But just because people have named the WWW "THE Internet" does not mean that it's the only one. What is special about this one is two things: 1). it is incredibly far-reaching, meaning anyone in the world (not accounting for monetary obstacles) can connect to it and talk to anyone else, and 2). the infrastructure (IP) only keeps track of barely enough information to make the data go where it's supposed to and no more. There are no services inherent to IP except for "here is a bit, please send it to so-and-so." Anything else is done at the ends.

      And yes, the government (remember: not *a* government, or *our* government) is simply an agreement between people. Our agreement is called the U.S. Constitution. Other countries have their own agreements. And extra-national governments such as the E.U. or the U.N. are just agreements between nations.

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    4. Re:Political, not descriptive by AeroIllini · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You didn't pay much attention in your high school government class, did you? Or maybe you were too involved in the details of the government to see the bigger picture.

      There is nothing more to the constitution than "I will give up some of my freedoms and in return you will give up some of yours." The whole document, from Preamble to Amendment XXVII, is simply working out how the citizens, state governments, and federal government will divy up the available freedoms. That's it. That's the whole document. The minutae, the paragraphs of information, are just working out *how* those rights get split up. Just like the minutae of IP (packet sizes, routing, port numbers, backbone wiring) is just working out *how* the packets get from A to B. The citizens say, "We will give up our right to make laws directly, and in return the two governments give up the right to hold office longer than we want them to." The state government says, "I will give up my right to have my own army, and in return, the federal government will give up its right to not defend me." And so on. Anything else that's involved (such as the laws themselves, or the governmental departments, or the government-sponsored programs) is just building upon that one foundation. Everything goes back to the constitution, and anything that doesn't agree with it gets rewritten or thrown out by the Supreme Court. Just like additional protocols, like email, news, HTTP, UDP, and LAN are built upon the IP foundation to create a working system.

      Take a step back and look at it as a big picture. We agreed to form a bunch of states. We agreed to combine those states into a federation called The United States. We agreed on a single currency for all the states. We agreed on a method for choosing our leaders. What happens if members of the system don't agree to the above? In small cases, the members are taken out of the system (prison). In more extreme cases, the whole system collapses into civil war (for reference, see 1861-1865). What happens when a computer doesn't agree to the IP, and refuses a packet? That computer is taken out of the system. In more extreme cases, many computers refuse packets, and the system falls apart. The bit doesn't get from A to B, and the internet is down.

      The whole point of the article is the big picture. It doesn't matter what we call the internet. It's just a big system, and the authors of the article are simply defining what that system is, since most of the commercial sector seems to have lost track.

      Oh, and Internet2 is not a seperate internet. It's a consortium of people working out new systems for the internet. Read the FAQ.

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    5. Re:Political, not descriptive by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The internet is well defined in what is called the "internet protocol". And this protocol is just an agreement on a way to communicate.

      [...]

      And usually when people refer to the internet, they mean the main one that most people connect to.

      Well, see, that's the point. Usually when people -- including the article's authors -- talk about the Internet, they mean many things: the applications, the ISP, the content providers, the content itself, etc.

      E.g., I'm going to take a wild guess that you too, at some point, said things like "I searched for it on the Internet" or "I found a tutorial on the Internet." Did you mean running a packet sniffer directly at IP protocol level? No. More likely you used an application (e.g., a browser) to connect to a content provider (e.g., Google.)

      So if the article authors really meant "the Internet is just an aggreement" (the IP protocol), they could have ended the article right there and then. And spared us the other 9 points of whining against change.

      But no, they go into things like IM applications talking to each other. There's nothing in the IP RFCs about IM, nor any special provisions for them. At that level, we're talking about applications (the IM clients) and content providers (the IM servers.)

      Or they talk about censorship and copying copyrighted bits, which again happen on a completely different level than the IP protocol.

      So no, they don't really mean that it's just a protocol, either. They mean the same lot of things that everyone else means.

      The only difference is that they use funny semantics tricks to use one meaning of the word in one sentence, and in the next one extend the conclusion over a totally different meaning of it.

      E.g., while the IP protocol is indeed about routing bits from X to Y, there is noting in it to say that two different content providers (the IM services) have to make their own data formats compatible to each other. Nor that they should share their login databases with each other.

      The falacy goes like this:

      - "The Internet is just the IP protocol"

      - Therefore all computers connected to it must use the same protocol (IP)

      - Now we stealthily change the meaning to something like "The Internet includes IM applications"

      - Therefore all IM applications must use the same IM protocol

      Or:

      - "The Internet is just the IP protocol"

      - The IP protocol routes around obstructions

      - Now we stealthily change the meaning to something like "The Internet includes the content on it"

      - Trying to stop piracy of copyrighted material is a form of obstructing that content

      - Therefore the Internet should actively bypass and thwart any effort by the copyright owners to protect their IP

      The whole article is _based_ on such lame logic tricks.

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    6. Re:Political, not descriptive by Hast · · Score: 2, Informative
      I think you are misreading what the article say. They are not arguing that if you run IM over the internet then you must be able to interoperate with other IM programs.

      They are saying (section 8.c):

      Remember, though, that if you come up with a new agreement, for it to generate value as quickly as the Internet itself did, it needs to be open, unowned, and for everyone. That's exactly why Instant Messaging has failed to achieve its potential: The leading IM systems of today -- AOL's AIM and ICQ and Microsoft's MSN Messenger -- are private territories that may run on the Net, but they are not part of the Net.

      Their point is that for IM to have the same global impact like email and WWW they need to use the same protocol independent on how the device connects to the internet. That way can use any IM program on any OS on any type of device (be it computer or mobile phone) to communicate with any other IM client.

      Similarly they don't claim that the internet will actively prohibit censorship. The internet is so basic that you can't really stop information. It's like trying to make an island in the middle of the ocean by building a wall and shoveling out the water.
  5. Bill Gates... by CeleronXL · · Score: 3, Funny

    Anyone can make the Internet a better place to live, work and raise up kids. It takes a real blockhead with a will of iron to make it worse.

    So Bill Gates is a blockhead with a will of iron now?

    1. Re:Bill Gates... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not necessarily, just the executives at VeriSign. (rimshot)

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  6. FreeNET by ikewillis · · Score: 5, Informative
    "The Internet interprets censorship as damage and routes around it," John Gilmore famously said.

    Indeed, and this is exactly what FreeNet is designed to do:

    http://freenet.sourceforge.net/

    Perhaps the fear of every government everywhere, FreeNet allows for secure and anonymous communication.

    1. Re:FreeNET by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have a better idea. Let's build such a network, but with the IPv4(/IPv6) we all know and love.

      Anyone and everyone is welcome, and you can actually ping people. ;)

    2. Re:FreeNET by Saeger · · Score: 3, Interesting
      FreeNet allows for secure and anonymous communication.

      Sure does. At least until "Trusted Computing" comes along and takes control away from the individual at the hardware level. In such a scenario, subversive software like Freenet would never be "trusted" (by an authority other than YOU) to execute locally, and even if it could (like on chinese blackmarket hardware), its packets would be deemed "untrusted", and dropped, by the new breed of UN-approved "trusted" routers.

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  7. Well, for starters... by whyde · · Score: 3, Offtopic

    AOL is not the internet.

    Neither is that "IE" icon on your windows desktop.

    The internet is also not just for pornography anymore.

    1. Re:Well, for starters... by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Be realistic. From a dollars standpoint, the internet is still mostly pornography.

      -B

  8. Let's all sing, digitally by writertype · · Score: 5, Funny

    OK, everyone hold hands. Yes, that means you, 63.47.108.33. Connect to 23.126.156.3. Good. Now, let's all sing/IM/VOIP call/FTP/HTTP:

    We are the world
    We are the Internet
    We are the ones who make a better place
    We are the bloggers.

    (Take it away, Bob Metcalfe!)
    It's a choice we're making,
    We're changing our own lives...

    1. Re:Let's all sing, digitally by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 3, Funny

      You seem to have forgotten about the 39 outbound connections (from spyware) telling all sorts of E-marketing firms what your up to and also the 400 inbound pop-ups also tracking all your communicatins on the internet..

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  9. ObSimpsons Quote by Metallic+Matty · · Score: 3, Funny

    Moe: "Well, if you're so sure what it ain't, why don't you tell us what it am."

  10. Forget the Cluetrain, get on the Gluetrain! by Nova+Express · · Score: 3, Funny
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  11. Re:opinions versus facts... by Bozyo25 · · Score: 2, Informative

    You clearly didn't read the article.

    He goes on to explain what he means by those statements, and nothing in your comment has any relevance to what he wrote.

  12. This quote says it all about politics and tech by Ender77 · · Score: 5, Informative

    "The first correlation is with the unbalance between technological acceleration and political retrogression, which has proceeded earth-wide at ever widening danger levels since 1914 and especially since 1964. The breaking apart is fundamentally the schizoid and schismatic mental fugue of lawyer-politicians attempting to administrate a worldwide technology whose mechanisms they lack the education to comprehend and whose gestalt trend they frustrate by breaking apart into obsolete Renaissance nation-states." - The Illuminatus! Trilogy

  13. But what *IS* the internet? by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 4, Funny

    > It's the largest equivalence class in the reflexive transitive
    > symmetric closure of the relationship "can be reached by an IP
    > packet from". --Seth Breidbart

    I think I got that from the nanog list a few years ago.

    1. Re: But what *IS* the internet? by C+Joe+V · · Score: 3, Insightful
      -1 redundant: an equivalence class implies an equivalence relation which implies reflexivity, symmetry and transitivity.

      -1 backwards: Grandparent post makes perfect sense. You can't talk about "the largest equivalence class in R" unless you know the relation R is an equivalence relation. Taking the reflexive transitive symmetric closure turns a relation that may or may not be an equivalence into one that is.

      Furthermore, "can be reached by an IP packet from" is not transitive, since not all nodes necessarily forward packets. Symmetry is questionable as well. Thus it was necessary to turn that relation into an equivalence before talking about equivalence classes.

      Geez.

      CJV

  14. I respectfully disagree by The+Terrorists · · Score: 4, Insightful
    For me the internet has been:


    a device to prevent four Palestinians from committing suicide by talking them dowjn realtime


    a device to conduct career counseling of disadvantaged global youth in europe, africa and the middle east


    a device to teach myself html, php and css


    a device to advance my career through spontaneous, informal networking


    in fact, i basically live my business life and more and more of my personal life on the internet. and this is not a bad thing, in fact it has maximized my power and leveraged globalization for myself and millions of other members of the brown horde.

    1. Re:I respectfully disagree by iabervon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The internet is how you reach the people and sites at the other end of each of these interactions. What they're saying in this article is that the beauty of the internet is that it puts you in direct contact with four Palestinians, disadvantaged global youth, etc., and allows you to use the connection for whatever interaction you choose. You may feel like your interaction with the other ends is what the internet is, but that's just because the internet is so transparent that you think that the computers across the internet from you are the internet itself.

      The internet is not a tool. It's how you hold a tool. That's why it can enable you to use millions of different tools.

  15. Re:opinions versus facts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's an opinion. Considering more and more people are logging on, and I just read an article about older people turning to the Internet, consider the following... Just because to the author, the Internet, and using it is easy, does not mean it is not complicated for a new user

    They don't mean the protocols or the software, or anything like what you're suggesting. They are simply saying that the internet is something that carries information from one point to another. That's pretty simple.

    No people are stupid. Personally (this is my opinion) I believe the next generation is going to be hellishly smarter than the one I grew up (growing up) with (in). Where else can you learn so many things from without leaving your home. Encyclopedia? They're limited.

    Well, if by "smart" you mean "tech savvy" I might agree with you. People are still as dumb as always when you get down to it. But, again, you're missing the point, because the internet has data available (much of it false or incomplete, I might add), that doesn't refute their claim that the internet is stupid. A library is stupid, yet it is full of information.

    There is no true 'value' per se as one cannot grasp anything physical. But where else can you find mega bargains, mega information...

    They mean, the internet is just a mechanism for transferring information. Trying to layer something else on top of it, like "pay per view" or "content protection", runs counter to the basic principle of transferring information.

    Finding "mega bargains" is in fact a transfer of information, which is what the internet is all about. Charging you $1.50 for that information? No, that's not what the internet is about.

    Here's a thought experiment for the MegaCorps: what if it is simply not possible to make profit on the internet?

  16. Adding value can be a good thing... by pdaoust007 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Adding value to the Internet lowers its value

    Sounds screwy, but it's true. If you optimize a network for one type of application, you de-optimize it for others. For example, if you let the network give priority to voice or video data on the grounds that they need to arrive faster, you are telling other applications that they will have to wait. And as soon as you do that, you have turned the Net from something simple for everybody into something complicated for just one purpose. It isn't the Internet anymore."


    The way I see this, prioritizing packets also ensures that a minority of users can't abuse the network ressources the everybody else want to use.

    Right in my home network I had to prioritze RTP packets (VoIP) so that other people in the house couldn't screw up my phone conversations when saturating my uplink or downlink. The same can be true on a national backbone, especially in failure conditions where you will get links that saturate.

    We can't stop the Internet from evolving either, it has probably turned out to be very different than what it's creators had envisioned...

    1. Re:Adding value can be a good thing... by cgranade · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Somehow I reminded of Full Metal Alchemist, in which the main law observed in the show is the law of equivilent trade, which says that no matter how much is gained, this gain comes at the cost of something equally precious.

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    2. Re:Adding value can be a good thing... by Wesley+Felter · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The way I see this, prioritizing packets also ensures that a minority of users can't abuse the network ressources the everybody else want to use.

      No, fair queueing ensures that a minority of users can't monopolize the network's capacity. Prioritizing packets based on applications hurts all other applications.

      Prioritizing packets within your own network is fine because you know what you want. The core of the Internet doesn't know what you want, so there's no way for it to provide reasonable prioritization.

    3. Re:Adding value can be a good thing... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Right in my home network I had to prioritze RTP packets (VoIP) so that other people in the house couldn't screw up my phone conversations

      And exactly as the authors state, in so doing you de-optimized the network for other people in the house. It sounds to me like you're abusing the network ressources that other people want to use. ("Screw your ping time! I'm on the phone!")

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    4. Re:Adding value can be a good thing... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I think maximizing the routing of internet to return small packets of information with less lag (and less speed), large packets of information with more lag but more speed, and streams of information at a constant rate with constant lag would help everybody. So long as the trade off was enforced at all points, I think it would be honored by protocol developers.

      The one problem is that such a system would require centrally-managed routing. How do you guarantee constant-rate packet flow unless there's a central authority monitoring traffic flow? Adding a priority control layer to IP communications will require someone telling us what priority our traffic may be given, else everyone will just set the checkbox labelled "all traffic priority 1" in their network settings and **poof** the utility is gone. It's bad enough with ICANN and Network Solutions pulling the bullshit they can now, without adding that to the mix. Do you really want those NS clowns (or a totally new bunch of clowns) telling you "Priority 3 is free, but if you want Priority 2 clearance, that'll be $5/megabit; Priority 1 is $25/megabit"?

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  17. Obligatory Simpsons Quote by Raynach · · Score: 5, Funny

    Homer: Ahh, so the internet is on computers now...

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  18. Re:Old news... by djupedal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This and things like the today's 'worst security flaw ever' from MS, are all topics bubbling up prior to a security conference next week in SF, where pundits are surely to roast BG, one of the speakers, to a char.

    The internet isn't better off because of slackard MS. They were late to the party (just like today's patch took 200 days), and they use it for their gain, with lack of concern, as usual, for the 'customer'.

    Remember, a 'headline' here is what you find yourself in when you have to take a leak at a basketball game. Just because a topic is raised, doesn't mean squat that it has value to anyone.

  19. illegal internet by super_ogg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One day soon, the internet will become illegal to use or at least without consent of your government. Mark my words.
    ogg

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  20. Re:opinions versus facts... by cjhuitt · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I think you're confusing the point that the authors are trying to make.

    Their point seems to be that the Internet, so far as it exists, is a shared idea of how to transport things from point A to point B. And it has a Protocol that you may have heard of somewhere. Remember this - they're talking about things on a IP level.

    Now then:
    Opinion: 1. The Internet isn't complicated
    That's an opinion. Considering more and more people are logging on, and I just read an article about older people turning to the Internet, consider the following... Just because to the author, the Internet, and using it is easy, does not mean it is not complicated for a new user.


    The idea behind the internet isn't complicated, which is what they are trying to say. See, the idea is that you hook end points together. Gee, doesn't sound too complicated to me. I thought they wrote about this well, if a bit simplisticly from a technical perspective.

    Opinion 3. The Internet is stupid.
    No people are stupid. Personally (this is my opinion) I believe the next generation is going to be hellishly smarter than the one I grew up (growing up) with (in). Where else can you learn so many things from without leaving your home. Encyclopedia? They're limited


    The seem to mean that the internet (IP) is stupid because it doesn't know about what is going on above it. That's just the point that leads to the others. It doesn't know what it is transporting. It just moves it from point A to point B. So while the internet is enabling many smart people (this generation and next), it in itself doesn't know more than "this thingy goes from here to there".

    Opinion: 4. Adding value to the Internet lowers its value.
    There is no true 'value' per se as one cannot grasp anything physical. But where else can you find mega bargains, mega information...


    Here's where things get kind of complicated, I'll admit. The values talked about are two different kinds of values. I won't go through this, but advise people to RTFA. In summary, this point says that anything that makes the IP less stupid (so that it knows more about what it is transferring) results in some sort of restriction or impairment to transporting other things, which lowers the overall value.

    So, The Real Nutshell: The internet (protocol) doesn't know what it is transporting, but just transports it. This is a good thing, but many people fail to grasp that this is the reality of the situation, which leads to many headaches. Especially for those of us who do grasp the idea, and happen to like it.
  21. But it's the dominant strategy! by Hobobo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "it's a bad thing for users to communicate between different kinds of instant messaging systems on the Net.

    But if you draw the game theory table for this yo quickly realize that blocking communication between them is the dominant strategy. Especially for the market leader.

    1. Re:But it's the dominant strategy! by NixLuver · · Score: 2, Insightful
      But if you draw the game theory table for this yo quickly realize that blocking communication between them is the dominant strategy. Especially for the market leader.

      Only if 1) there is significant advantage (in this case, monetary) from possessing users, and 2) it's a zero sum game. Simply because that is the current strategy, the only monetary benefit to IM is as a value add (I don't know anywone who's paying for IM specifically, do you?), and that value add would become more valuable (paradoxically) if it had fewer limitations.

      And, as long as there is no easy interoperation, it's not a zero sum game, because many, many users will run more than one IM simultaneously (and at the same time, too.)

  22. Wrong about advertising by flikx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He's completely wrong about advertising on the internet. Once advertisers treat it as a medium similar to television, that is exactly what it will become. The process has already started, and a majority of sites have flagrant advertising. The recent idea of television commercials displayed fullscreen between pages is yet another example.

    Junkbuster is a joke, like spam filters, most advertisements easily slip by. Want to subscribe to a site? How about a couple dozen. The small $5 - $15 fees can add up to well over $800 per month for an average internet user.

    I didn't bother to read the rest of the article, but this guy is clearly living in a fantasy world. A world with cave trolls, elves, magic goblins, and internet users with a clue.

    The only alternative at this point is to start a new internet, completely seperate from the existing network. Maybe the spammers and advertisers could be kept at bay for another decade or so.

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    1. Re:Wrong about advertising by toasted_calamari · · Score: 3, Informative

      I agree with you on all points except the accuracy of filtering systems.

      I use pithhelmet on safari to filter ads, and i find few if any that get by. Not only that, but it runs a javascript routine to adjust the layout so that you don't even know that they were there. This, combined with Safari's popup blocker mean that I see almost no advertisments online, EVER.

      I use a baysian email filter on all my computers, and would estimate that they filter close to 90% of spam with essentially no false positives.

      From where I stand, ad and spam filters work fine for me.

    2. Re:Wrong about advertising by mosb1000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or maybe you should just realize that putting content on the internet costs money.

      The question is how do you want to pay for the content you view on the internet? Would you rather pay for it yourself and skip the ads, or not pay for it and let the advertizers pick up the tab. No, you can't choose the neither option.

      P.S. Most people choose to watch the ads, that's why they are there.

    3. Re:Wrong about advertising by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How about advertisers realize that the internet isn't the same as television and radio and actually work at creating compelling content such that the ads aren't annoying?

      Watching television and listening to radio are passive activities. An ad has to be sufficiently "disturbing" that you notice it but not so annoying that you change channels, hit mute, etc. That is the extent of the interaction. The internet is different. Think more along the lines of the ads that get run during the Superbowl. The advertisers go all out because they know they have a huge audience and they know there are other things to do besides watch their ad (biology break to let out last beer; get next beer). The interaction still isn't there but the companies who advertise realize that they need to do something different to keep your attention.

      The internet falls in between but is closer to the "Superbowl" model. If the ads are too obnoxious (e.g., pop-ups), people find a way to defeat them. If they are too bland (e.g., simple banner ads), people ignore them. Internet advertising will start to pay when the advertisers realize that they need to create ads that people will at least pay attention to and, preferably, will actually enjoy. This stands in marked contrast to the current generation of internet advertisements that simply are new ways to shove the ad in front of the content you were actually looking for.

      Before you say it will never happen, I will point out that every once in a while an ad firm actually manages to create a traditional media ad that people actually enjoy. As an example, there was a mini-soap opera coffee ad series a few years back that people actually enjoyed because they wanted to see how the plot turned out. The difference is that people actually wanted to see the ad to see what was going to happen next.

      Thus, the main thing that has to change is the advertiser's mind set of forcing people to hear their message since the internet will always come with a technological mute button. I'd guess you'll initially see some fumbling efforts as advertisers go with traditional techniques like product placement in exchange for what are currently pay services. The main thing advertisers will need to learn is that the internet isn't a tradition media (print or broadcast) and creating successful advertising will take a new way of conveying the message.

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  23. Where is the Internet? by DonGar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I worked for the computing center when I was in college. When the school was first being connected to the internet, and many people were having their desktops networked for the first time, one of the really common questions from non-technical types was "Where is the Internet?"

    A careful summary of world wide networking (this was before web browsers) would be met with a blank stare and "Yes, but where is it?"

    We finally decided to tell them it was at a secret location in a closet in Idaho. This seemed to make people feel better.

    I never really understood why the most confusing thing was.... "Where is it?"

    These people had already learned how to use their email programs and 3270 emulator (virtual mainframe terminal) with no problem.

    Thinking back on this.... it makes more sense that AOL had so much success. If AOL was installed you could tell the user that the internet in that little friendly icon right there on the desktop.

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    1. Re:Where is the Internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Funny, I live in Idaho. I even have a closet. There is web server in said closet. I am the internet.

    2. Re:Where is the Internet? by Araxen · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hi, Al Gore!

    3. Re:Where is the Internet? by Saeger · · Score: 5, Insightful
      "Where is the Internet?"

      Instead of being a condescending ass, why don't you just use the simple telephone system analogy? Once you've done that almost everyone will understand that the net isn't a thing in a central location, but a global network that computers plug into like their telephones plug into the telephone system. If an idiot follows up by asking, "but... where is the phone system?", THEN you can tell them it's in Idaho. :)

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    4. Re:Where is the Internet? by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 4, Funny

      When I was a senior in high school and visiting colleges to decide which one to go to, I was at Indiana University taking the campus tour. A student was leading a group of us around campus and was talking about what the dorms are like. Someone in the group asked if the dorms were wired for high speed internet access, this being back in the day when not all schools had this yet. The girl said that they didn't have the internet, but they had the ethernet, which she said was just as good. Most of the people in the group had to try hard to suppress a laugh after that. I think she was a psych major, go figure.

    5. Re:Where is the Internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      Instead of being a condescending ass, why don't you just use the simple telephone system analogy?


      But then you have to describe the telephone system and that's tough, even for someone like Einstein. Look.

      "You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
    6. Re:Where is the Internet? by thegameiam · · Score: 2, Informative

      She wasn't quite as stupid as you might think: back in the day (late 80s/early 90s for you whippersnappers) campuses did have Ethernet networks which were NOT internet connected. To get to the Internet, you had to basically open a session to a bastion host which WAS connected. The networks were used for distribution of files inside the campus.

      I distinctly remember this being the setup at the University of Utah in 90/91...

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    7. Re:Where is the Internet? by freeze128 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You must be unplugging your web server a lot... Many users here keep complaing that the internet is down. What's your support line phone number?

  24. Content is not free. by dnahelix · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Perhaps companies that think they can force us to listen to their messages -- their banners, their interruptive graphic crawls over the pages we're trying to read -- will realize that our ability to flit from site to site is built into the Web's architecture. They might as well just put up banners that say "Hi! We don't understand the Internet. Oh, and, by the way, we hate you."

    I'm no fan of popups or banner-ads, but if that pays for content
    that I otherwise would not be seeing, then so be it. I think
    commercials have made for a rather successful business model
    for television, which is as pervasive as ever, even after more
    than 50 years.

    I also think the slew of dot-bombs from the past few years
    proves that you can't give away something for free forever.
    I would much rather put up with ads than have to open an
    account with every website that provides quality content.
    (subjective, I know)

    I use the internet very very frequently to find information that
    I need. Outside of my monthly charge for internet access, this
    information is all free. It's free to me for one reason alone:
    Internet Advertising.

    The only thing people seem to be giving away for free on the
    internet is their opinions, which I'm up to my neck in!

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    1. Re:Content is not free. by dnahelix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I actually wish all commercial speech was required to be tagged as such, so it could be easily filtered out by those who aren't interested.

      And then you would see web content disappear.
      (except for maybe all the boring-ass blogs)

      The information I'm generally interested in is not commercial or commercially related.

      Example?

      SPAM is the worst case of this

      No argument there. I'm talking about produced content in
      association with advertisements. That is, adspace that is sold in
      order to pay for the research and production of web content.
      Face it, paying people to make web pages with no revenue
      source is an extremely bad business model.

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  25. The internet by digitalgimpus · · Score: 2, Funny

    isn't a place for Geeks to feel superior

    isn't a place to find pornography

    isn't a place to talk sexually to a 50 year old man sitting half naked in his studio appartment.

  26. Simple stuff, but right on the money by big-magic · · Score: 5, Interesting

    These 10 points may sound obvious to the slashdot crowd, but to many people they are not. Unfortunately, the content owners are trying their best to turn the Internet into another channel on your television set. And the national governments do not have a reason to prevent it. And since many people are blissful in their ignorance of this issue, they will not even complain if the underlying freedom of the Internet is slowly taken away.

    The part about the Internet "routing around damage" is an important feature that will be central to the battle over the future of the Net. It has taken the content owners and the government awhile to realize this property of the Net. That's the reason for the increased push for DRM and tightening copyright laws. I believe it is also the reason for the increased push for governments to directly "govern" the Internet. The fact is that the Internet makes many governments uneasy. It's a very large, uncontrolled system.

    But the most important thing for us to fight to protect is the end to end connectivity. As long as I can connect to the person to which I want to communicate without going through an "approved" centralized server, the basic features of the Net will stay intact. It will be hard for the government to change this without completely destroying the value of the Internet. But I don't think that will prevent them from trying.

    My prediction is that we will see increasing talk about changing the Internet to "protect the children" and "stop the terrorist from using the Net" as entry points for stricter authentication, auditing, and control, as well as increased centralization of the structure of the Internet. As much as I hate the thought, I think it's inevitable. Now that I've depressed myself, I'll take off my tin foiled hat.

    1. Re:Simple stuff, but right on the money by ducomputergeek · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I find this article to be accurate from a technical standpoint, but I think that it falls far short on many areas. This is more of a technical arguement rather than one that tries to approach the Internet from a social or political aspect.

      However, what the authors failed to either realize or mention is the dark side of net. Crackers, virus writers, SPAM kings, information pollution, etc. are all issues. Outside of the few webpages I still maintain for a few clients.

      What the internet really is is an innovation. There were many flawed models in the dotcom era. I run an online classified site where local hockey players can go and place used equipment for sale for $1.50 per listing. Does it make me rich? Hell no, but it bring in enough to jusify the time and effort to maintain it.

      I know many businesses that added a catalog or changed from a print catalog to an online store over the years and have grown quite large making millions per year. Its nothing more than mail order business that uses the internet to "print" their catalog instead of presses.

      The other thing that I have to laugh is, "No one owns the Internet". Someone owns something somewhere. Econ: 101 there is no free lunch. Someone owns the DNS servers, someone owns the fiberoptics that the datapackets travels, someone owns the DSL/Cable/Dial in connection you use to get online. Granted, its impossible for any single enity to control the entire Internet.

      And the "Free Market for innovation" thingy...I cannot agree entirely. What it has done is speed up the communication of ideas, which has led to many innovations, but still...someone has to pay the bandwidth bills some how. There is not zero barriers to entry here, but very low.

      Now I agree, we are going to see increased regulations. The days of the geeks regulating the Internet is over. This is because of issues like SPAM and these quick spreading viruses. The chance for geekdom to develop its own solution is quickly closing. Either the solution will be made by industry, at which point different "standards" may emerge that breaks the internet into smaller sub-net (ie Yahoo! mail won't talk to AOL or MSN, etc.) or one will see more carnivore like devices installed at a hardware level to monitor activities. Will total censorship be an option? No, but I think the homesteading days of the internet are over.

      Internet connectivity maybe come a commodity, but the connection without content is pretty lame. Now those with the conent are the ones providing a value added feature that they can charge for, such as subscription sites. Google indexes, stores, and brings massive amounts of data and those with the data are the ones with the edge. Why do you think their revenue as gone from almost nothing to something like a Billon dollars in the last 3 years? The control a means of accessing the information.

      RIAA Vs. Napster - I sum this up easily. The RIAA got blind sided by a new method of content distribution. So they responded like many respond with an unknown or strange new thing: they attacked it. Most people I knew would have never pirated a song if the RIAA had attempted to work with Napster to develop a win-win senerio. Well, we have today, its called iTunes et al. I think that proves that people are willing to pay for songs if priced correctly.

      And telecoms aren't going anywhere. We still have our analog phone lines into our business. I use a cell only and no home phone because I travel on business a lot. On a personal level, what happens when the power at your house goes out including taking the DSL/Cable modem with it and you have VoIP phone? This goes back to the 10 technologies that won't die.

      Anyway, I will go through tomorrow and write a more detailed arguement from a social/geopolicital standpoint on why on a technical level, they are write, but a social/political level are probably off the mark a bit.

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  27. Re:Ironic? by evn · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You confusing the web with the internet.

    The internet itself is made up of many parts: email, usenet, IRC, world wide web, ftp, telnet the only thing they really have in common is that all of those work on top of IP (internet protocol).

    The internet itself works fine on just about every platform. The services provided on top of that may be hit or miss depending on how and who impliments them.

    Of course, you knew that, but a surprising number of people think that the web is all there is to the internet. I've met CS majors who still don't quiet get that AIM is part of the internet. They'll send me a message and say "my internet is down".
    "...how did you send me this message?"
    really they're just having some site not resolving.

  28. What The Internet Isn't: by MichaelGCD · · Score: 4, Funny

    the internet isn't fun now that goatse's gone...

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    1. Re:What The Internet Isn't: by belloc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the internet isn't fun now that goatse's gone...

      The latest twist in goatse trolling: telling people it's gone so they'll go see if it really is.

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  29. Obligatory by gid13 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh, they have the internet on computers now?

    Also look at this:
    http://www.xs4all.nl/~neteagle/oops/downloa dnow.ht ml

    I sent that link to a friend and she thought something was actually downloading. Just perfect.

    1. Re:Obligatory by Aero+Leviathan · · Score: 4, Funny

      Clickable: http://www.xs4all.nl/~neteagle/oops/downloadnow.ht ml

      Also, be sure to check out www.turnofftheinternet.com (turn your popup blocker off.. works best in IE6.. remember your Alt+Tab and Ctrl+Alt+Del.. it's nothing you can't get out of, don't worry). Funny trick to set up in a computer lab, for instance...

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    2. Re:Obligatory by Tuxedo+Jack · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, that GIF shows the amount of data that's on Kazaa at any given moment, not the size of the Internet.

      The Internet encompasses infinity (especially in the number of pornographic files). How can we describe it, then? I quote Adams:

      "Infinite: Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger than that infact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, real 'wow, that's big,' time. Infinity is just so big that, by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here."

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  30. Open Spectrum? by mosb1000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From the article:

    The federal agency responsible for allocating spectrum might notice that the value of open spectrum is the same as the true value of the Internet.

    I hope to god he isn't refering to the electro-magnetic spectrum.

    "Yeah, we used to brodcast on 109.5 FM, but then viacom put in a transmitter with twice the power of our station."

    1. Re:Open Spectrum? by hcetSJ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, what he doesn't seem to understand is that, unlike the bits on the internet, radio signals have power and cause interference. Where would the internet be if one website could be "louder" than another and drown it out?

      The rest of the article was great, though. Good enough that I actually finished it before replying.

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  31. so, in other words.... by Stormie · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I do take issue with that particular writeup, although it is true in many senses.

    Today, many so-called internet users have their access mediated by firewalls and NAT. This reduces the set of internet services available to them.

    (I'd even say, as a slight exaggeration, that their ISPs had engaged in false advertising by calling it "Internet Access")

    By the original definition of the internet, anyone with access (control of one host) could send packets to any address:port combination, and open any port to inbound connections.

    This means that everyone with internet access should be able to run an HTTP, FTP, or UT server. But many people are prevented by their ISP's routing policies.

    Firewalls and NATs supposedly "add value" to the internet by making it safer for some users. But it's not made a lot safer (worms get through even today), and it has "lowered value", because creating new applications is more difficult. For example, today there is a movement towards SOAP; XML-RPC. Unfortunately, one of the motivations to promote it is to allow arbitrary, application-specific traffic to travel over port 80. To work around firewalls which only permit HTTP, we're starting to see a legitimization of tunneling commands over HTTP.

    (I'm not saying that was the original goal of SOAP- but sneaking around firewalls is one reason that some developers are eager to try it)

    So there's an example of why "adding value to the Internet" is generally bad.

    However, there are cases where it may be good. We all know that IPv6 will be a postive (someday). Multicast extensions to the internet were developed well after it was first created, and are generally accepted as a good thing, although their deployment so far is well short of universal. Multicasting is a superset of existing internet functionality (assigning a single packet to be destined to multiple recipients).

    Multicasting may turn out to have downsides, depending on how it's implemented (and I haven't followed development closely enough to be sure what the direction is). If it creates an unfair environment, where large corporations (CBS, MTV, RIAA) can create multicast streams, but individual users cannot, then it will cement inequality and make internet use move closer to resembling traditional television viewing. I feel justified in hoping this won't happen, however.

    And QoS (quality of service) is a debatable issue, not a flat-out bad one like the article suggests. IP, the existing internet protocol (not to be confused with Intellectual Property), makes no guarantee that packets will arrive quickly or in order. It doesn't state that packets will travel at the same speed as each other. It doesn't even state that a packet which is sent will ever arrive, only that the network make a "best effort" at getting it through someday.

    Since IP makes no guarantees of transmission speed, adding an optional mechanism to request QoS efforts won't break the existing protocol definitions. Yes, it may disturb some people to consider that internet packets, which used to be fair and unbiased, may someday have preference given to them based on the sender's bank account- but look at the alternative:

    • Today, internet access is filtered by bank account- if your wealth is too low, you can't use the internet at all. Allowing some packets to be more expensive to send allows the rich to subsidize the poor, who might be able to afford some access instead of none.
    • Today, deploying applications like voice, moving video, and arcade games over the internet is difficult, because your packets have latency and jitter. That's because they are competing will all kinds of email, IM, HTTP, FTP, and NTTP protocols as they move accross the network. To make low-latency interaction work better, we can either invest a lot to make the entire internet super-fast, or invest a little to recognize which packets need high speed, and bump them ahead of the lines.
    • Someday, your ISP w
    1. Re:so, in other words.... by Wesley+Felter · · Score: 2, Informative

      For a more detailed look at these issues check out Andrew Odlyzko's work, particularly "The economics of the Internet: Utility, utilization, pricing, and Quality of Service" and "Paris Metro Pricing: The minimalist differentiated services solution".

  32. Re:Ironic? by pla · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I find it ironic that the "Choose a style" menu at the top-right doesn't work in Safari, but works fine in Mac IE, despite the fact that: "We don't have to worry that its basic functions are only going to work with Microsoft's, Apple's or AOL's "platform""

    Go to a command prompt.

    Type "ping 66.35.250.151" (slashdot, as of an nslookup just a few seconds ago). Do you get a response?

    Congratulations, the internet works for you, regardless of platform.


    The internet does not give a damn if your favorite web-browser style works or not. It doesn't care if you use a broken MS Samba implementation. It doesn't care if AIM works with MSIM. It doesn't care if you can't make a passive connection to an FTP site through your firewall (although that does actually get a lot closer to the nature of the internet than the previous examples).

    It doesn't care if you live in China and research Falun Gong, whatever the hell that means (they certainly make a big fuss about it, though). It doesn't care if you look at kiddie porn. It doesn't care if you troll slashdot (no, I don't mean this as a troll, just giving an example).

    The Internet routes packets from point A to point B. Nothing more, nothing less.

  33. Not what it used to be by ScottCanto · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm an 18-year old kid and 13-year computer nerd. While I have had access to the internet for only 8 of those years, I slowly become increasingly disillusioned with my inital view of the internet now.

    Granted I was young, but when I first dialed with my 14.4, I was enamored by the sensible and meaningful content that dominated the internet. It was intelligent. As the internet has trickled down to the masses, we are now plagued by commercialism, ignorance and stupid people, spam, congestion, and far too much subscription-based content. The internet, IMHO, is now another outlet for the media and people who take advantage of the anonymity. Granted there are still hundreds of sites such as this and others that still offer that of value, but they are easily overwhelmed by the other garbage that's out there now. I used to come home from school every day and dial up. Now, with a few exceptions, I sit down and use the internet only when I have to, because it's just not worth it.

    1. Re:Not what it used to be by tfoss · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Oh come on, one of advantages of the net is that you are able to pick and choose where to go and what to do. It is perhaps the most interactive medium available, one in which you *can* ignore the crap if you want. I seriously doubt very much of the good content that you pine for is unavailable. The dilution effect certainly has had an effect, but that does not mean you can't still use the good stuff out there.

      You are far too young for the 'things used to be so much better when i was young' shtick. Yes the net is used for commercial endeavors, and for anonymous child porn trading, but it is also the greatest information resource in the history of the world. With google and little bit of creative searching, you can get by with a minimum of chaff in your wheat.

      -Ted

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    2. Re:Not what it used to be by segmond · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The internet is more informative than it was in say 93,94,95, it is more informative than it has ever been. The problem is that the junk/noise has grown even much more faster than the useful data, the trick then becomes to learn how to find useful data. A lot of my friends have problems finding things with search engines, yet one or two tries and I will usually find what they want by carefully construction my queries. When I started using the net in 93-94. Text filez were the information then, to find a say 10 page text file on a technical subject was a God send, today, I can find complete books, we have come a long way.

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    3. Re:Not what it used to be by Nagash · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Granted I was young...

      You claim to be 18. You are not old, although you do opine like an elderly pessimist. ...I was enamored by the sensible and meaningful content that dominated the internet. It was intelligent. As the internet has trickled down to the masses, we are now plagued by commercialism, ignorance and stupid people, spam, congestion, and far too much subscription-based content.

      This is the natural tendency when much larger crowd of people flock to something. This is how things evolve. It's like your favourite bar (or for you, restaurant): when you first "discover" it, it's usually subdued and quaint. You tell a few people about this great place and suddenly, more people show up. It's not so quaint anymore, but the drinks/food/service is still good and it keeps people coming back. More and more people are enjoying it and are grateful you told them, but their reasons for liking it are not the same as yours. For you, the place has lost its initial appeal, so you frequent less often. Then you get resentful for other people taking away your place. (If it's a fad, then you can eventually go back.) Once you realize this is the way of the world, it's easier to accept and move on. If you don't like it, you start your own little, subdued, quaint place.

      Frankly, I doubt your attitude is either helpful or correct. While there is a plethora of crap on the Internet, there is still a lot of value. I've been using it for 8 years as well, and I use it more now than I did then. Honestly, you can take your dark cloud and so sulk in the corner. I'm going to revel in the exploration of the endpoints of the Internet.

  34. Re:opinions versus facts... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Here's a thought experiment for the MegaCorps: what if it is simply not possible to make profit on the internet?

    Oh come on now. The internet is making money for a lot of people, just not as an advertising vehicle. For one thing, people are using the internet to find information about products and services. Feeding the right information to them is very worthwhile and will be as important in the future as standard marketting. Already music labels (large and small) are employing digital street teams to seed positive feedback about their movies over the net. And it's not always as obnoxious and obvious as you might think...I was on the street team for the last Queens of the Stone Age album and think I drummed up quite a bit of support for the record on forums and such I was already a part of.

    Then there's the other business uses of the internet...we use it to telesupport our software. Install PCAnywhere along with the software, give people a five minute introduction on how to start the host when we need them to, and viola! We no longer have to drive to client sites to perform support, and we can have multiple levels of support working simultaneously at the office. Then there's the company groupware server, the Citrix server which allows our remote staff to connect from home, and the massive online knowledge bases we can use to help troubleshoot problems.

    Oh, and our provider makes PLENTY of money off of us using the internet for these purposes. So do the companies that made the software we use. In fact, there is so much money being made off these relatively mundane uses of the internet that I bet the "content" side can be made basically free...so long as nobody expects to be paid to generate it.

    Even then, there are plenty of folks who will generate content for "free," or through pledges. Shit, I'm one of them. Shit, I've even been known to give away bandwidth to worthy causes.

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  35. Re:Stunning by Pheersome · · Score: 2, Informative

    I find it hard to believe you even attempted to read the article when you complain about no links to the authors, yet the sidebar contains both links to the authors and mailto:s pointing to each of them.

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  36. Re:Old news... by fiddlesticks · · Score: 3, Funny

    Holy cow, there are rules here? For the love of God, tell me where to find them!

  37. Internet = porn ??? by xot · · Score: 2, Funny

    I still have loser friends that still think the Internet is one BIG porn movie.Their sole purpose of logging on is to get porn.I bet there are a whole lot of these guys out there.

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    1. Re:Internet = porn ??? by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 2, Funny

      What are you alluding to? The internet has MORE than just porn? DUH. There's also the whole world of softcore and bathing suit pinups.

  38. Internet for Dummies by tsunamifirestorm · · Score: 2, Funny

    I remember reading one of the Internet for Dummies a long long time ago. Anyway, the last point under "What the Internet Isn't" was
    "The Internet is not a breakfast cereal. Yet."

  39. IMHO by mog007 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The internet isn't a lot of things, so I purpose that we improve it.

    Let's make a website where people can gather together, and quote (or misquote) various famous television shows. Such as The Simpsons, or South Park.

    We can also allow a certain sense of humor, and we'll offer news along with the humor. Everything will center around a penguin that has more power than the richest person on the planet.

    What? Slashdot.org, huh? Well, I for one welcome our new slashdot overlords.

  40. Much Ado about Nothing by NixLuver · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Lots of cantankerous responses to the article, claiming variously that it's wrong, wishful thinking, whatever...

    The problem with the Internet as an advertising medium is that it works backwards from the mass media. We're used to having ads thrown in our face, and that's the only paradigm that MegaCorps are capable of dealing with right now. Fortunately, there are many tech savvy thinking individuals who are more than happy to build ad blocking infrastructures that render bulk advertising moot.

    Right now an internet presence is not necessarily a profit center, but a lack of one can certainly cost you money - more and more middle class (and up) people are turning to the internet first for information about what product they will buy or service they will use.

    In the end, the internet presents the nightmare of true value comparison; the advertising that it's ideal for is comparison research; backwards from the current model which resembles a firehose, this becomes "on demand" advertising.

    I research nearly every major purchase on the internet prior to spending money. It has saved me a lot of money, in the long run; whatever product I am considering, I can usually find posts somewhere on the web from someone who has one, and is either really happy, or really unhappy about that fact.

    Someone mentioned QOS and bandwidth hogs vs backbone bandwidth - network bandwidth will increase until there are essentially no bottlenecks. It's a fact. Eventually, our network connection will exceed our local bus speed now. QOS is a stopgap measure to shoehorn technologies onto the 'Net before it's grown to accomodate them.

  41. Re:Ironic? by pla · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm having trouble getting the internet working under MacOS 9.

    Well, the internet does have some standards, you know... ;-)

  42. Who ever heard of the Internet?(anyway) by shubert1966 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    "The federal agency responsible for allocating spectrum might notice that the value of open spectrum is the same as the true value of the Internet."

    Sounds like some damn rant. The bloody FCC never did nothing right. Their cahooting diffusion with ICANN and the registrars, and phone companies . . . Then the audio/video hogs woke up and attacked . . . Soon a bunch of outta-loops was doing File->Save As->Web site. Heck I got some shovels to sell any prospector foolish enough to philosophize about protocol awareness.

    It's really all about the breaks. The break between content provider and audience. The wireless and wired networks. When the right people or products coalesce - will it be a monopoly? Open-Source wireless networks deployedtoday are the only way to ensure bandwidth for open-minded transmissions later. As TimeWarner if the offer Movies, VoIP and Broadband in uncompetitive markets . . . Who can stop them? Congress? Ha! Al Gore they ain't and that fool backed Howard Dean!

    I did not get much from the article at all - and think it was an esoteric sailing trip. But I too wrote a rant, so there was some stimulus. Like the style of Kurt Vonnegut my satire aims to ape:
    " The encapsulation format and rendering of data and metadata of the sources and possible Endings of user input. Various handshakes and transfers as made available through the GUI. Not a sophmoric semaphore, but a protocol delivered by competition, at first empiracly academic, and now in the hands of any SK who wants to do something today."
    And a little child shalll lead them.
    [Context] x [Subject] x [Amplitude] x [Frequency] x [Time]
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  43. Dupe+1 by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Funny
    If a dupe is two, then this is tripe:

    World of Ends Public Draft
    Posted by Hemos on Saturday March 08, 2003@09:39PM
    from the and-i-feel-fine dept.
    Doc Searls sent me the link over to the newest work that he and fellow Cluetrain person David Weinberger haveput together. It's called "World of Ends" although I like the subtitle "What the Internet Is and How to Stop Mistaking It for Something Else" better - but that's just me. In any case, some interesting reading, particular if you like/d The Cluetrain Manifesto. Update: 03/08 14:42 GMT by CN: Yeah, this is a dupe of yesterday's story. Everyone point at Hemos and laugh.

    World of Ends
    Posted by michael on Saturday March 08, 2003 @01:41AM
    from the it-starts-with-an-earthquake,-birds-and-snakes dept.
    epeus writes "At World of Ends, Doc Searls and David Weinberger explain the End-to-End nature of the internet in terms so clear even your manager could understand them. 'The Internet isn't complicated. The Internet isn't a thing. It's an agreement. The Internet is stupid. Adding value to the Internet lowers its value.' and so forth."

    Maybe the date on the linked article "Last update: 4.28.03" might have been a clue that this wasn't hot news.

  44. Re:jobs by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Think of all the buggy and whip makers the automobile put out of work. I know this is a very tired old example, but its obvious some people need to hear it again. The parent poster obviously doesn't understand the meaning of the word PROGRESS.

  45. The very last page... by ElliotLee · · Score: 4, Funny
  46. Re:Ironic? by jechonias · · Score: 3, Informative

    The parent is a very accurate description of why the internet is still not viewed correctly by /. techies.

    The problem is that the internet is exactly as the parent describes it, nothing more than a medium for comunication (end points be damned!), just like the air we breathe is a natural medium for voice, light, tv & radio waves.

    the average human cares very little about the medium when it comes down to technical details (other than the extreme desire to breathe it when it is not present!)

    And here in lies the problem, the content, just like t.v., is in fact all the average user cares about. This is why the average IT person is not alowed to run-the-world!!! People do not give a shit about the techie stuff.

    The content is the only thing of importance once the medium becomes stable infrastructure which simply fades into the background. (think air, and perhaps more literally postal service or road , telephone or electricity networks)

    And don't forget that unlike air, which is nearly impossible to regulate and yet the FCC seems to have regulated it quite nicely, the average owner of the large backbone pipes can easily and heavily regulate the "internet". So can the average isp, because most cannot afford to setup their own isp, unlike the ability to setup a t.v. / radio or ham receiver or even just simply talk to someone.

    All this freedom-of-information crap is bollocks.

    The internet will not remain "free" for much longer, mark my words. Where there is an opportunity to make money, greed will appear, followed shortly by "government". Otherwise anyone could set up a t.v. or radio station.

    Prediction: in less than ten years we will see the internet as we know it now to become a heavily regulated medium having two or more major appearances (i) corporate owned and sponsered content, and (ii) ham radio / comunity owned and heavily regulated free but esentially crap.

    jech

  47. The Internet Can Be Censored by mckelveyf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd liked his points especially the three virtues one. I think that internet is really important because its been the only mass technology that has allowed for such seamless participation on all fronts. Its allows for mutually-empowering users.

    But what I don't think is correct is in article is the statement that Internet is free from censorship. It quotes John Gilmore, "The Internet interprets censorship as damage and routes around it." True, it's free from censorship for us, in the developing world, because everday people have access. They are the dominate users and we are actively making sure that it remains free.

    However, if you look at a place like China, things differ. Western companies and the Chinese government are doing everything in the power to stop anything unwanted from appearing on the Internet. Basically they are building the Internet to be controlled and frankly, I think it is working.

    I still believe the net can be a great tool that can beyond censorship. But I don't think it is that way by default.

    fenn

  48. "Owner of the Internet" by laserone · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was talking to a lady once who told me that "the owner of the internet is in town". Turns out she meant Stephen Case, CEO? of AOL. It blew my mind that anyone could think that one guy owns the entire internet.

  49. Re:Spectrum is finite, internet is infinite by Guy+Harris · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Hmmm, I didn't realize there was a maximum frequency

    He said "RF spectrum". Radio frequencies don't go up to infinity (well, I don't have a radio that goes up to gamma rays, at least).

  50. Re:Just more Searls bullshit by another_twilight · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For a strict definition of 'internet' you are correct. However, more common usage ignores the hardware and protocols and deals with what those are used for. For most people the internet _is_ Google, websites, P2P and the like.

    For that definition of 'internet' a lot more of those statements in the article hold true.

    The article is not pitched at the technically literate or technically literal.

    I call straw man.

  51. first intro to the 'net by akb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was introduced to the 'net in a university, back before Netscape and popup ads. I sat around in a lab of computer geeks, we all procrastinated together and helped each other learn about how to be good netizens.

    Now the vast majority of people are introduced to the Internet they see AOL, MSN or whatever corporation has paid for placement on their start screen. They barely understand email and they can only navigate a web browser by the links laid out for them. They don't understand that the 'net can be a medium of social empowerment.

    Its frightening.

  52. Adding Lowers Value: Right, but how bout... by adamontherun · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I agree with Dave and Doc that in most cases mucking around with the physical and code layers of the internet is a Miserble idea.

    Not only technically will it likely muck things up, but in the real world, some big gorilla of a firm will find a way to take advantage for them selves, at the expense of others.

    But, as I once told my ex-crush, Never Say Never baby.

    As I picked up from MIT's Tech Review Planet Lab. Seems to me like a good idea, but not sure. Particularly after all the time's I've read Lessig pound the end-to-end point home. Here's a snippet from the Intel press release on Planet Lab. what do you think?

    SANTA CLARA, Calif, June, 24, 2003 -- Researchers from the University of California, Berkeley, HP, Intel Corporation, Princeton University, the University of Washington and more than 60 universities from around the world have joined together to form PlanetLab, a global test bed for inventing and testing prototype Internet applications and services. The researchers aim to spark a new era of innovation by using "overlay" networks to upgrade and expand the Internet's features and capabilities.

    PlanetLab may lead to new ways of protecting the Internet from viruses and worms. It could also enable new capabilities, such as persistent storage, the idea of giving the Internet a "memory." For example, 100 years from now a piece of data could still be found, even though the original computer on which it was posted no longer exists. In addition, this research could influence the future design of servers and network processors.

    Upgrading the Internet The Internet has been based on a small set of software protocols that direct routers inside the network to forward data from source to destination, while applications run on computers connected to the edges of the network. The simplicity of the software model enabled the Internet to rapidly scale into a critical global service; however, this success now makes it difficult to create and test new ways of protecting it from abuses, or from implementing innovative applications and services.

    The PlanetLab concept was born when Intel researchers gathered a group of leading network and distributed systems researchers to discuss the implications of a new, emerging class of global services and applications on the Internet. This new class of services is designed to operate as "overlay" networks, which have emerged as a way of adding new capabilities to the Internet. The concept of an overlay or "on top of" approach might be familiar from text books where additional details are added to an image by laying a transparent sheet containing new graphics on top of an existing page. An example of this is overlaying an image of human muscles on top of an illustration of bones to show how the body works.

    These overlay networks incorporate the Internet for packet forwarding, but integrate their own intelligent routers and servers on top of the Internet to enable new capabilities without affecting its performance today. These applications are decentralized, with pieces running on many machines spread across the global Internet, they can self-organize to form their own networks, and include some form of application processing inside the network (instead of at the edges), adding new intelligence and capabilities to the Internet.

    One example of an overlay network enabling a new kind of Internet application is robust video multicasting. Today, a standard Web site that receives too many requests for the same video clip can bog down or crash; however, if this site were supported by an overlay network of smart routers and globally distributed content storage sites, it could redirect requests on-the-fly, sending them across the Internet to the nearest available content site to ensure the best viewing experience while keeping the site up and running.

    Sometimes you just have to say screw it, w

  53. This explains why WAP flopped by edxwelch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Excellent artical. This explains why the internet is so successful, while WAP flopped.
    The phone companies really killed WAP. Firstly, they made it too expensive - 30c to view just one WAP site (at least that's what it is here in Spain).
    Then, they restricted access to only their own internal WAP sites and a select few external pay-per-view sites. The artical says the internet is so successfull becuase it's free and unrestricted and not controlled by anyone.

  54. Re:More like "Boneheaded whine", if you ask me by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Porn "of some kind" was just an example. There are plenty of other things -- such as viruses, or spam, or buffer overflow exploits -- where we _do_ use packet filtering right here and now.

    You don't even have to take my word for why that's a good idea. See the billion posts right her on Slashdot that say "MS Windows is inferior because, unlike MacOS, it doesn't activate the firewall by default." Or "MS Internet Explorer is inferior because, unlike Mozilla and Opera, it doesn't block certain kinds of JavaScript functions." (The pop-ups.) Or the billion posts about bayesian spam filters.

    Basically not only Joe Average, but even the Slashdot crowd, actually _wants_ some form of filtering. The slashdot crowd may also want some _control_ over the filter, but they _are_ using several filters nevertheless. Spam filters, virus scanners, popup blockers, firewalls, you name it. We already _want_ those packets filtered.

    Basically the "it just allows bits to go from X to Y" theory is a straw man. Yes, it just allows bits to flow from X, but Y may not want those bits at all. Enter the filters, stage right.

    And I'm going to go further and say: why can't the ISP do that for me?

    No, seriously. Why must 600 _million_ people have to go through configuring their own firewall, and virus scanner, and spam filter, and popup blocker, and spyware detector, etc? Why? Why must their machines crawl under the burden of all that, and force them into even earlier upgrades?

    For Joe Average all that is _not_ fun.

    Heck, even for _me_ it isn't. If the ISPs implemented those filters at their end, _and_ gave me control over them, I'm all for it. As long as my multiplayer FPS can tell the ISP to open port ABCD when I want to host a server, but a script kiddie can't open port XYZ from the other side of the wall to exploit some buffer overflow... what's the disadvantage?

    It serves the same function as a local firewall, but without the inconvenience. So why not?

    So there goes the "adding value just lowers its value" stupidity too. It's an example where adding value, surprisingly enough, really _adds_ value for hundreds of millions of people who have better things to do with their time.

    And so on. Basically I'll stick to what I've said. The whole whine is a smoke, mirrors and straw men exercise in missing the real point. It hides behind irrelevant details like "but it's just a protocol", and then dismisses the real issues based on that.

    Well, gee. I used to think one needed a politician for that.

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  55. The REAL Problem by rixstep · · Score: 2, Funny

    The real problem with the Internet is that there are too many articles about the problem with the Internet.

  56. +5, Ironic by DoNotTauntHappyFunBa · · Score: 2, Funny

    Its poor grammar.

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  57. It's not a bug, it's a feature. by Gendou · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A couple years back, the trolls discovered that you could widen the page by posting long strings of characters with no spaces. Widening the page by posting a comment like that would make the entire Slashdot story basically unreadable for those without the patience to continuously scroll right and then left again for each line.

    Malda implemented a new feature that prevented any strings longer than 50 characters from being posted by inserting a space after the 50th character. The trolls found various ways to get around this and widen the page anyway (some of which only widened Internet Explorer), but over time they've all been disabled in various ways.

    Your best bet is to simply make a href link instead of trying to paste the link into the message text. Either that, or shorten the link. The link in the post you replied to would have been space-free if the http:// were stripped off.

  58. Content IS free (sometimes). by npsimons · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's free to me for one reason alone:
    Internet Advertising.

    False. Just because you think that everyone is greedy doesn't make it true. There are some people who are willing to give away information without bogging it down with ads. For instance, I run my own webserver with lots of documentation available for browsing. I pay for it - all of it - out of my own pocket. I have no banner ads, no corporate sponsorship, no government funding. I keep it up because it's useful to me and I like to think I'm giving back to those on the Internet who have done so much for me.
  59. Not toys, kibble by Hjalmar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Some mistakes we learn from. For example: Thinking that selling toys for pets on the Web is a great way to get rich. We're not going to do that again.

    This is clearly a reference to Pets.com, and he got it wrong. Their mistake wasn't that they were trying to sell high margin, high markup, cheap to ship toys on the Internet. Their problem was that they were trying to sell low margin, low markup, expensive to ship dog food. It's easy to make money selling cheap to ship high margin items on the Internet - look at Amazon, or (more relavently) PETsMART.com.
  60. Re:Could you guys explain something to me? by LuckyStarr · · Score: 2, Informative

    Youre confusing value with revenue. Which is wrong. Value is nothing you can hold in your hands like money. The internets value araises from its possibilities. The more possibilities you have to use it, the more valuable it is. Its so simple.

    If you take IM as an example, the possibility to not communicate with people using other IM systems than you, is a loss of value... because there is something you can not do.

    If you can reverse that situation, you actually build value. See above. No talk of revenue.

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  61. In simple term, short terms by Annamite · · Score: 2, Funny


    Those who would censor ideas might realize that the Internet couldn't tell a good bit from a bad bit if it bit it on its naughty bits.


    Best statement ever.