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Today Is SCO's Deadline To Sue Linux User

herrvinny writes "As proprietor of SCO Countdown, I just wanted to remind people that today is the deadline for SCO to sue a Linux user. As everyone should know, SCO, 3 months ago, promised to sue a Linux user within three months. Well, that day has come. Who is SCO going to sue, if it is even going to sue?"

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  1. Sue ME!!! by corebreech · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh please, please sue ME! I could use fifteen-minutes of fame! Not only that, I'm installing LFS on my Rev. A Bondi iMac even as I'm typing this post! I'm such an outlaw! Come and get me!!!

    1. Re:Sue ME!!! by gagy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh no you don't! I'm a much bigger outlaw than you. I can do all of the above while wearing a patch over my right eye and proclaiming something to the tune of "YARRRRRRRRRRRR, I'm not attractive".

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      -I DDoSed your mom.
    2. Re:Sue ME!!! by BlueTrin · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can do all the above with my gang making the biggest Beowulf cluster of outlaws!

      Sue us!

      --
      Don't you know it is now both immoral and criminal to think beyond the next quarterly report?
    3. Re:Sue ME!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Man I keep checking my mailbox every 10 min but nothing shows up. I just know its going to be me!

    4. Re:Sue ME!!! by Popageorgio · · Score: 5, Funny

      I use Windows (network issues force me to) and fantasize about Linux. Can I get, like, subpoenaed?

    5. Re:Sue ME!!! by The+Munger · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm picturing McBride's PC flashing up a little Outlook calender entry 'Today: Sue Linux user'. I guess we find out if he hits 'Dismiss' or 'Snooze'. :-)

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    6. Re:Sue ME!!! by squiggleslash · · Score: 5, Funny
      Hmmm, it might actually be a positive thing if they were to sue these guys (no, not Netcraft, the company the page is about...)

      Think how much more productive we'd all be ;)

      --
      You are not alone. This is not normal. None of this is normal.
    7. Re:Sue ME!!! by lawpoop · · Score: 5, Funny

      "I don't remember anything about this 'Sue' woman. What do I care that she's using Linux?"

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      Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
      -- Pablo Picasso
    8. Re:Sue ME!!! by scm · · Score: 5, Informative

      You could install Cooperative Linux. It lets you run Linux under Windows: http://www.colinux.org/

    9. Re:Sue ME!!! by vwjeff · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Unless Microsoft included some of *cough* SCO's code into Windows, I don't think you will have a chance of being sued.

      Searching Google "Windows Source Code"

      Wow what's this?

      windowssourcecode.tar downloaded sucessfully

      Well form the looks of it, Microsoft might be the first to be sued by SCO!!! (not flamebait, joke)

    10. Re:Sue ME!!! by AntiTuX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      SILENCE ALL!! I have a linux tattoo on my right shoulder (seriously). I want to be sued, goddamnit!!

    11. Re:Sue ME!!! by Kwikymart · · Score: 4, Funny

      How do you know it's a girl? Maybe it's parent's could have listened to a lot of Cash?

      --

      Buying a Dell computer is equivalent to dropping the soap in a prison shower.
    12. Re:Sue ME!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I use Windows (network issues force me to)

      In other words, Kazaa doesn't run on Linux... :-)

    13. Re:Sue ME!!! by simcop2387 · · Score: 5, Funny

      oh thats nothing i got errno.h tattooed on my back! i'm living their IP right now!

    14. Re:Sue ME!!! by Frymaster · · Score: 5, Funny
      I just know its going to be me!

      unlikely. i have it on good authority that they will be using the same formula for choosing victims that the riaa used. so, that means they'll be suing either:

      1. a twelve year old girl
      2. a senior citizen who actually owns a mac
      you should be safe.
    15. Re:Sue ME!!! by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can download the Windows source code here but it appears to be nothing close to a CD's worth of code..... ;)

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    16. Re:Sue ME!!! by merdark · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cool, does wine also run the spyware? ;)

      (People should use KazaaLite, or a spyware free client!)

    17. Re:Sue ME!!! by Popageorgio · · Score: 2, Informative
      Oh, I'm very scared. For the record, I'm Nick Douglas, douglasnw1@gcc.edu, AIM Decaf Silicon, phone number (724) 458-2915, address:

      GCC #1534
      200 Campus Dr.
      Grove City, PA 16127.

      And I download copyrighted music, share copyrighted music, and burn copyrighted music from CDs borrowed from the library.

      I also jaywalk, speed, and occasionally drink alcohol underage. I've bought cigarettes for a minor. And since I'd get a $10 refund for two hours of paperwork, I won't do my taxes this year.

  2. Whom indeed? by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    Probably someone big, someone rich, a victim of such magnitude the world can hardly not take notice, probably Munich.

    At least, if I were pretending not to be backed by Microsoft, that's what I'd do.

    "Mein Gott! Herr McBride ist nicht gegetting keinen bier! Der kann amerikaner wasser beir getrinken und bei Holle gehen! Uf dienen lederhosen, Herr McBride!"

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    1. Re:Whom indeed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Or perhaps someone small who will settle easily and then they can have a press release that says:

      "Linux users begin to bow to SCO's claims of infringement as witnessed today by settling..."

      It might prop the stock up for a little while.

    2. Re:Whom indeed? by kachuik · · Score: 5, Funny

      The best quote so far:

      Meanwhile, industry wags are saying that God invented SCO to give people a company to hate more than Microsoft.

    3. Re:Whom indeed? by hdparm · · Score: 5, Funny

      God was unsuccessful although it was a good shot.

    4. Re:Whom indeed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Agreed. Microsoft is sane and rational for the most part. That makes them more dangerous.

    5. Re:Whom indeed? by sPaKr · · Score: 4, Funny

      And before that it was AT&T. I mean they even had the deathstar as their logo, how could you not hate them. Dont forget they started all of this sue of unix, get ass haneded to stuff

    6. Re:Whom indeed? by NortWind · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Acting "sane and rational" about making profits quarter by quarter doesn't make a great policy for the long term. The idea that people like being treated like cattle has been tested time and time again. It always seems to work great for a while, then all of a sudden there is a commotion, and people are being lined up against the wall.

    7. Re:Whom indeed? by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Then if History repeats itself, in 10-20 years we will be cheering on Microsoft as they lawyer-whip some company trying to screw the open source community? I don't have enough drugs to make THAT sound reasonable.

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      Tequila: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
    8. Re:Whom indeed? by EvilAlien · · Score: 4, Informative

      On the contrary, SCO apparently earned the title of most hated company in tech according to BW Online. Ransom Love must cry himself to sleep at night...

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    9. Re:Whom indeed? by iabervon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Suing Munich would be a bit tricky, because they'd actually have to make some sort of claim. And, last I heard, Munich is in Germany, and there's an injunction against SCO making claims about Linux in Germany. Perhaps Darl will send Munich a blank threatening letter.

  3. It will be Google but not for the reason you think by coupland · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Actually, it's a no-brainer -- they will sue Google. And before you say "ahh yes, Google, a huge Linux user" you should instead think to yourself "ahh yes Google, the premiere search engine." Because when the suit comes, that's what it will really be about. SCO is just a Microsoft puppet being used to do the nasty things M$ can't do in public.

    What is Microsoft's next "big thing?" Web searching. And who have they set their sights on? Google. Fortunately for Microsoft, Google also happens to run Linux, so they can dispatch their little lap-dog on a smear campaign. Does it really matter if Google is vindicated or not if Microsoft can make businesses think "IP theft" when they think "Google?" You heard it here first...

  4. The solution to it all... by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Funny

    Somebody's gotta take Darl to Vegas sometime and sit him down at a high stakes table. If he was willing to bet on having a user lawsuit today, who knows if we can talk him into calling "hit" on a 20 in BlackJack...

    1. Re:The solution to it all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      Somebody's gotta take Darl to Vegas sometime and sit him down at a high stakes table. If he was willing to bet on having a user lawsuit today, who knows if we can talk him into calling "hit" on a 20 in BlackJack...
      It'll sort of be moot if Darl has an Ace up his sleeve.
  5. Clarity by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's worth pointing out that today isn't SCO's deadline to sue Linux users. Today's is the deadline imposed by SCO for all Linux users to ante up the money or face possible lawsuits from SCO. All things considered, I'd love to see them try. Considering the recent news of AT&T and Novell documents, I'd love for SCO to sue me, then lose their case(s) to Novell/IBM and let me sue back for extortion, loss of income, etc.

    Hey SCO. I use Linux. I install Linux for 100's of companies a year. I failed to pay for any SCO licenses. Please sue me! My email is andrew@nccomp.com.

    "The only thing necessary for Micro$oft to triumph is for a few good programmers to do nothing". North County Computers

    1. Re:Clarity by Lehk228 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hope you have a good spam filter ;p

      --
      Snowden and Manning are heroes.
    2. Re:Clarity by KYeti · · Score: 2, Funny
      Hell they can sue me too!! Mandrake 9 modded with 2.6, and full of dirty dirty sco code. Infact, im going to email info@sco.com with this :
      With regards to your threats of lawsuits towards certain users of the Linux kernel, I am contacting you to inform you of a breach of your intellectual property rights. I have been using Linux for a few years now, and am willing to repent for my sins.

      I, unfortunately, am not willing to pay for a license. Oh dear. I understand, and sympathise totally if you are forced to follow up this transgression with a lawsuit. You may feel free to contact me with a summons through any of the means provided below.

      My contact information is as follows.

      Name :

      Address :

      Country :

      Postcode :

      Daytime telephone number :

      Evening telephone number :

      Email Address :
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    3. Re:Clarity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, in that case, you can contact me at one of the email addresses below:

      darl@sco.com
      mcbride@sco.com
      webmaster@sco.com
      pr@sco.com :-)
      info@sco.com

    4. Re:Clarity by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 5, Informative
      Well actually they did:

      SCO Targets Major Linux User
      November 18, 2003 (2:47 p.m. EST)
      By Antone Gonsalves, TechWeb News

      The SCO Group Inc. said Tuesday it would sue a major user of Linux within 90 days, as the company prepared to launch a new legal assault in its claims that the open-source operating system contains the computer maker's copyrighted code.

      The Lindon, Utah, company, which has a $3 billion lawsuit pending against IBM, told reporters and analysts in a teleconference that it would begin suing companies that use Linux, but refuse to pay licensing fees to SCO.

      "One of things that we will be looking to do is to identify a defendant that we believe will illustrate the nature of the problem," David Boies, managing partner of SCO's law firm Boies, Schiller & Flexner LLP, said. "I don't want to try and identify that defendant on this call, for obvious reasons . . . but you will be seeing the identification of a significant user that has not paid license fees and is in fact using proprietary and copyrighted material. I think you'll certainly be seeing that within the next 90 days."

    5. Re:Clarity by NortWind · · Score: 4, Funny

      And you can reach his lawyers at:
      fi@sco.com

    6. Re:Clarity by ogre57 · · Score: 2, Funny

      .. within the next 90 days.

      Tomorrow's Darl quote, "Only a filthy Linux communist hippie terrorist could possibly interpret this as meaning something other than the next 90 business days, which is still several weeks away. And the unexpected Christmas vacation has set our plans back another 15 days." (hey, if they'll try it in court..)

  6. re:Today Is SCO's Deadline To Sue Linux User by cb8100 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Judging by all the flames the past SCO stories have generated, shouldn't this article itself be flagged as flamebait?

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  7. I've got the press release from SCO right here! by ZiZ · · Score: 4, Funny
    Taken straight from sco's website:

    We can't find "www.sco.com"

    You can try again by typing the URL in the address bar above.
    Or, search the Web:

    ...Rest of press release snipped for brevity

    --
    This flies in the face of science.
    1. Re:I've got the press release from SCO right here! by savagedome · · Score: 4, Interesting

      We can't find "www.sco.com"

      It never existed. The Almighty says it has no old record.

      Actually, its interesting that Google cache reports "Content removed at the request of the site's publisher".

    2. Re:I've got the press release from SCO right here! by prockcore · · Score: 5, Funny

      We can't find "www.sco.com"

      Your browser refers to itself as a collective "we"?

      Aren't we a pompous browser.

    3. Re:I've got the press release from SCO right here! by toddestan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Your browser refers to itself as a collective "we"?

      Aren't we a pompous browser.


      Imagine a beowolf cluster of browsers, you insensitive clod!

  8. Imagine if they gave a frivolous lawsuit by AtariAmarok · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine if they gave a frivolous lawsuit, and no-one came?

    (apologies to whomever came up with the original Vietnam War-time adage)

    --
    Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
  9. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How about this... Google is the biggest major user of Linux who is still profitable post-bubble. We don't know exactly how profitable because they're not public yet, but we know they have to be looking good to be thinking about an IPO.

  10. what does this prove? by dilvie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    SCO has already said a lot of stupid things that they haven't proven. They've already sent notices out to companies who use linux (the first step in the process of suing a user) -- even though they still haven't got a ruling in the IBM case, and proven to anybody anywhere that they have a case at all. All this countdown shows the world is that SCO is consistent about one thing: much adu about nothing. - Eric

  11. They'll Sue a Friend by Linus+Sixpack · · Score: 5, Interesting

    At this point I think it would be too dangerous for them to sue anyone who would put up much of a fight. I imagine an unamed user, or one of their few remaining friends. Perhaps a Microsoft shell company.

    The suit can be filed. Vague statements can be made. Face can be saved. The recipient of the suit might not even contest it. More smoke and mirrors.

    I dont think even Darl McBride is foolish enough to risk a big name with the legal problems they're having.

    LS

  12. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by Bishop,+Martin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't think that will be such a bad thing if it happens, I've never met a man or woman, geek or not, who didn't love google.

    --
    Setec Astronomy
  13. Sue the pants off of my neighbour by The+Ancients · · Score: 5, Funny
    Err, the female one who does Pilates at 7am every morning, that is...

    Pretty Please?

  14. Other big news on SCO by leoxx · · Score: 5, Informative
    Groklaw just posted a text version of the SCO response to IBM's discovery request. Here's a link to the original PDF.


    This document describes SCO's case (or lack thereof) in more detail than any other piece of info so far. Lots of stuff for the Linux community to pick apart. Most especially a description of the "millions of lines of code" that they claim they own.

  15. Darl here... by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 5, Funny
    Chris and I have decided to sue each other. A pretty break even settlement, and we should have two victories under our collective belts.

    I'm taking ownership of www.sco.com, Chris is taking ownership of www.caldera.com, and we're going after a billion dollars apiece.

    I am seriously going to sue myself until I go blind. I get wood just thinking about it.

  16. A sign of things to come? by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 5, Informative

    Perhaps this entry is relevant? (Red Hat News - Lehman Brothers Threatened by SCO)

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  17. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by Yobgod+Ababua · · Score: 4, Informative

    Really? Is Google bigger than Lehman Brothers, whom SCO just recently threatened on this issue?

    http://www.lehman.com/
    http://www.groklaw.net/a rticle.php?story=200402171 13800806

    Not all 'major users of Linux' are Internet companies...

  18. please sue google! by QEDog · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes! Please! Sue Google! I want them to put back in SCO on top of the litigious bastard search!

    --
    "There is no teacher but the enemy."-Mazer Rackham
    1. Re:please sue google! by nzkoz · · Score: 3, Informative

      While no-one knows for sure, I'll speculate anyway.

      The reason that the Litigious Bastards are no-longer on top of their rightful google search is that:

      http://www.sco.com/ is offline

      I'm confident that once they're back (and googlebot realises they are) the searchgods will adjust their rankings accordingly.

      --
      Cheers Koz
  19. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, it's a no-brainer -- they will sue Google

    They could just sue themselves. I mean, they were a friggin Linux shop called Caldera not so long ago, and one of the most prominent, if not *the* most prominent linux distro makers somes years back. If that's not called a heavy Linux user, I don't know what is.

    Besides, if they sue themselves, they'll save on stamps to send themselves subpoenas, and they'll be able to use the same lawyers to sue and defend themselves.

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    "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
  20. Not happening by savagedome · · Score: 4, Funny

    today is the deadline for SCO to sue a Linux user

    I am sure its not gonna happen. As they say here "Don't worry too much about SCO suing anybody today 'coz its already tomorrow in Australia" :)

  21. The Good Word from GrokLaw by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Hints and other juicyness can be found here

    Apparently a Feb 11 S-3 Filing by SCO includes the following

    "Additionally, we have begun notifying selected Linux end users in writing of violations we allege under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act related to our copyrights contained in Linux."

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  22. AT&T Trips Up SCO by Laptop+Dancer · · Score: 5, Informative
    Computerworld has an interesting account of a recently discovered AT&T 1985 clarification of derivative works, which suggests that SCO is SOL.

    But regardless of whether SCO has already sued a user or is just running a little behind schedule, winning any Linux lawsuits may have just gotten a lot harder for SCO.

    Who said so? AT&T -- in 1985.

    Check it out for the juce..

    1. Re:AT&T Trips Up SCO by Michael_Burton · · Score: 4, Funny

      From the same Computerworld article:

      AT&T said it wanted "to assure licensees that AT&T will claim no ownership in the software that they developed -- only the portion of the software developed by AT&T."

      In other words, AT&T never intended for Unix licensees to give up ownership of code they added to their versions of Unix. That was never part of the deal.

      And then Darl Vader sez: "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it further.

      --
      When all you have is an axe, everything looks like a grindstone.
  23. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by really? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Even better, after they sue themselves and lose they have set legal precedent. :-)

    --

    "Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are the dead." A. Huxley
  24. Here is a copy of SCO homepage by BlueTrin · · Score: 5, Funny
    just in the case it gets /.-ed.

    The page cannot be found
    The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.
    ...
    --
    Don't you know it is now both immoral and criminal to think beyond the next quarterly report?
  25. Perhaps it will be Lehman Brothers... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 4, Informative

    At least that's somewhat implied in some speculation at Groklaw. According to that story, Lehman Brothers got a nasty-gram and promptly dispatched it to RedHat of servicing... RedHat attached it to some kind of motion or something (IANAL) suggesting that although SCO had promised the judged it was not threatening RedHat's business, threatening RedHat's customers was the same thing...

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    "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
  26. SCO will not sue anybody by terrencefw · · Score: 5, Interesting
    As we all suspect, this whole, baseless, possibly illegal charade is a desparate act by a desparate company. Look at the facts:

    • They admit they have no source of revenue except "leveraging intellectual property".
    • McBride fails to understand that the GPL just sits on top of existing copyright law, so even if it is defated in court (which it won't be) they will be in an even worse position.
    • That they don't see how their own position is weakened by them distributing Linux themselves. Surely their own developers aren't so stupid as to not spot their own code in the Linux kernel (to paraphrase PJ).
    • You don't argue with IBM. Full stop. Period.

    As an amusing aside, the other day I was visiting a friend of my wife's at her work. My 1 year old was with me, and, having wandered away for a second or so, my ears picked up the sound of SCSI hard discs spinning down. Fearing that I might be in the running for a few hours unpaid work bringing up some ancient Netware box (they're a bit low-tech where this gal works), I hastily powered the box back up. What had my 1 year old accidently powered off...? A SCO Unix box! Good on 'yer mate!

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  27. The big crunch by BenSpinSpace · · Score: 5, Funny

    SCO is going to sue a Linux user. SCO is going to sue a Linux user. SCO is going to sue a Linux user. SCO is going to sue a Linux user. SCO is going to sue a Linux user. SCO is going to sue a Linux user. SCO is going to sue a Linux user. SCO is going to sue a Linux user.


    SCO doesn't sue a Linux user.

    Try this:

    Tomorrow, we log onto the Internet and witness a vicious battle going on. There's a flash video in which a streaming clip manifests Darl McBride in every home user's web browser. Why? It turns out that the hacker behind MyDoom is actually an evil corporation trying to destroy SCO, the promoter of Open Source software. Its first target was Goatse: by removing an object of internet culture that everyone has a love/hate relationship with, it destabalized the internet. SCO has been working around the clock to resolve the issue and restore the internet to its full power. SCO couldn't tell us its true intents only because that would ruin their plan. And thus we witness Darl McBride fighting against the MyDoom virus, incarnate, yet coded into a flash file.

    Suddenly, when it looks like Darl McBride might lose the valiant fight, brilliant hackers intercept the sattelite connection going to SCO and insert special weapons for Darl McBride.

    Whammo, Darl McBride wins the battle, and in a tremendous flash of colors, the creepy Peak Oil website literally explodes, covering Google in a hidden cache of virtual oil, which can be printed out by any inkjet printer into real oil.

    People even write offensive, politically volatile websites solely for the purpose of getting people to donate money so they can buy Dance Dance Revolution.

    Goatse.cx is restored, to the detriment of Internet users everywhere but to the spirit of the Internet altogether.

    Darl McBride is hailed as a captain of the Internet, and he forms a team with Linus Torvalds, Bill Gates (who decides to make Windows open source) and Steve Jobs (who decides that maybe Mac programs, as good as they are, should have more than 2 options per program). They develop the ultimate flawless operating system, and Netscape, Opera, and IE combine all their best parts into a browser that has the ability to stretch one's computer screen to twice its physical dimensions while in use.

    1. Re:The big crunch by Salsaman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yup, that was just what I was thinking as well.

  28. Suicide for SCO to sue anybody else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From Groklaw

    I think there would be a large list of very negative outcomes for SCO and very
    little positive if SCO were to file a lawsuit against an end user.

    1. Getting involved in another lawsuit will cause attorney fees to drain their
    limited cash even faster
    2. The lawsuit will likely take years to even go to trial, much like the IBM
    suit. Since SCO must win the Novell lawsuit first (itself years away from
    beginning, much less ending) to secure undisputed System V copyrights, any end
    user lawsuit would probably have to be put on hold until the end of any appeals
    in the Novell suit.
    3. Unless an end user is distributing the Linux kernel, they are not guilty of
    copyright infringement. Copyright law governs copying and not use of code.
    Section 117 of copyright law also specifically excludes installing and running
    software from being infringement.
    4. The money that they can get from one company for unintentional copyright
    infringement is limited and likely less than their attorney fees in many if not
    most cases. Lack of registered copyrights limits awards to actual damages, which
    are likely to be minimal or negligible. Even with registered copyrights, damages
    for unintentional copying are severly limited.
    5. SCO's failure to mitigate damages since at least May 2003 limits or
    eliminates any damages they can collect
    6. SCO themselves distributing any infringing code in their own Linux products,
    especially under the GPL, limits or eliminated any damages they can collect
    7. In the event that there really is SCO-owned code in the Linux kernel, SCO
    will be forced to document any infringing code and prove their ownership, which
    will allow it to be removed or replaced
    8. It will increase ill will toward SCO from a greater number of companies and
    individuals, including their own customers, who will likely abandon SCO in
    significant numbers
    9. The act of filing a large number of frivolous lawsuits may be used against
    SCO and its executives in a shareholder lawsuit at a later date

    ---

    Darn, thought of some more after I submitted.

    10. In the event that SCO proves there is non-GPL code in the Linux kernel, they
    simultaneously prove themselves guilty of violating the GPL and willful
    copyright infringement. SCO has been distributing the kernel on their FTP site
    for years, even after they were aware of the allegedly infringing code.
    11. SCO and/or their attorneys may be fined for filing frivolous lawsuits.
    12. SCO potentially opens themselves to prosecution for fraud or extortion by
    state attorneys general, the FTC or other state or federal anti-fraud or
    consumer protection agencies.
    13. Any portions of Linux that SCO alleges are illegal may be covered by
    AT&T's failure to add copyright notices, or the code in BSD-Lite, or the
    ancient Unix code that Caldera previously released under a BSD-like license.

  29. Re:+5 Rocking, Got A Story Accepted! by pankajsethi · · Score: 2, Funny

    You are already a Sladhdotter. You will be a Slashdotee once your website gets Slashdotted

  30. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by Sogol · · Score: 4, Interesting

    actually I heard it here first...

  31. Big surprise... by pla · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Does the failure of SCO to sue Google (or any major corporate Linux user) really surprise anyone?

    First of all, SCO most likely chose that "90 days" to fall after the deadline to come up with some evidence in the IBM case. Darl et al no doubt figured that they'd either have an airtight case against Google, or have found new jobs by this point.

    Second, how would such a suit proceed? I'd imagine Google's lawyers would start off by requesting a dismissal with prejudice, on the grounds that SCO can't sue for infringement on something they have no rights to. Failing in that, they'd just request putting off the case until a resolution of SCO vs IBM, which means basically the same thing, they'd just have to wait a bit longer.


    Finally, assuming SCO did choose Google as their primary target, the fact that Google has put off its IPO no doubt weighs heavily in SCO's inaction - The deeper the pockets, the more you can get. With $25bn, Google would have some pretty deep pockets, on the short-term. With only a few tens of million above operating expenses, OTOH, SCO would have to consider itself lucky just to win the cost of their licenses, nevermind any penalties...

  32. i'm confused by QEDog · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now I have to pay for Linux? I better switch to the new free open source version of Windows Fast!!

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    1. Re:i'm confused by raidient · · Score: 2, Funny

      Windows Fast....Don't think I know that one.

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  33. The deadline has already passed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The "3 months ago article" states that

    "The SCO Group Inc. said Tuesday it would sue a major user of Linux within 90 days..."

    The article was published on November 18, 2003 (a Tuesday) so 90 days since November 18 :

    12 remaining days in November +
    31 days in December +
    31 days in January +
    16 days in February
    ---------------------
    90 days

    Deadline ended at 12AM February 17th.

    1. Re:The deadline has already passed... by SydShamino · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sure tomorrow they'll clarify that they meant 90 "business" days...

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  34. SCO license for you, sir? by SST-206 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This online poll currently has a small but worrying percentage of people ready to buy SCO licences.

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    1. Re:SCO license for you, sir? by jbardell · · Score: 2, Informative

      Seems a quick link from /. evened things out:

      Yes - 3%
      Undecided - 3%
      No - 86%
      Unsure - 8%
      (at time of my response)

      Sure straightened them out :)

    2. Re:SCO license for you, sir? by Vengeance_au · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Don't be too sure - its now at;

      Yes - 32%
      Undecided - 2%
      No - 60%
      Unsure - 6%

      ..... so now it's time to harness the power of slashdot for GOOD. SCOmeone has been stuffing the ballot box, lets stuff it right back the way it is supposed to be!!!!!

  35. Think if they sued AT&T by k4_pacific · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think SCO is trying to create a circular dependency with their lawsuits. SCO vs IBM cannot go ahead until SCO vs. Novell is resolved. RedHat vs. SCO is waiting on the outcome of SCO vs IBM. They need to sue someone who uses RedHat, so that case is blocked by the RedHat case, yet also blocks the Novell case. AT&T comes to mind. Suppose AT&T uses RedHat. They could sue AT&T over that. Such a case would then be dependent on the outcome of the RedHat case. Since AT&T originated the code in System V, SCO vs. Novell would likely depend on the outcome of the AT&T case.

    So to recap:
    - SCO vs. AT&T cannot continue until SCO proves its not baselessly slandering RedHat's product.

    - SCO vs. RedHat cannot continue until SCO shows that IBM illegally copied code.

    - SCO vs. IBM cannot continue until SCO shows that that they and not Novell in fact own the code.

    - SCO vs. Novell cannot continue until SCO proves that AT&T is not allowed to violate what would be their own copyright if Linux in fact does contain System V code.

    Thus it will deadlock forever, SCO will make a bunch of wild claims, and the stock price will skyrocket.

    Of course, they won't gross dollar one.

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  36. Who Should They Sue? by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1) The U.S. gov't. Why? Because embedded Linux is used in the radar systems of the FA-18 being sold on Ebay (reported recently on /. ) which the U.S. gov't probably didn't have a SCO license for and which would put an unlicensed copy of proprietory code (Linux... at least according to SCO) into the public domain. Then all the taxpayers could ante up the money. Surely the taxpayers can afford more than the 5 billion they're asking of IBM before damages... after all our national deficit is in the trillions.

    2) Burlington. Why? Because they were the first, early Linux adoptee and led the way for all the others to follow. They set a trend and should be taught a lesson.

    3) Germany. Why? Because they have the largest Linux role-out to date. And according to recent news their Linux roll-out cost more than sticking with Windows which means they have money to throw away anyway.

    4) Google. Why? Isn't it obivious? Google is the largest and most popular search engine *AND* they use Linux. M$ wants a piece of the pie. M$ is already funding SCO, though not directly. If SCO sues Google, M$ can step in and have more market dominance. Sure they'll get sued again, but the judge will bend over for them again, and that's assuming they can even find a judge to pursue M$.

    5) Lindows. Why? Because they're in everyone's faces. Sue them and you solve the M$ vs. Lindows problem, get money from Mr. MP3.com that the RIAA and MPAA couldn't get and give it back to M$ to fund more monopolistic practices and to pay all the new coders M$ will need to patch the vulnerabilities that are about to flood the internet.

    Considering the lack of *technical* judges out there, this is an ideal time for M$ to start monopolizing more than ever. With technical judges busy with IBM vs. SCO, SCO vs. Novell, RedHat vs. SCO, M$ vs. Lindows, etc they'll be hard pressed to find a judge with enough competence to understand things. This is the ideal time for M$ to step up make the movie AntiTrust a reality.

    "The only thing necessary for Micro$oft to triumph is for a few good programmers to do nothing". North County Computers

  37. Re:Uh oh! by Amarok.Org · · Score: 4, Funny
    [Ed McMahon] You may already be a defendant! [/Ed McMahon]

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  38. I tried to be the one! by Thomas+A.+Anderson · · Score: 4, Funny

    I called SCO months ago and told them (truthfully) that I won and operate a 14 computer internet cafe all running linux. I asked them to send me a bill (which I would, of course, ignore).

    But then I let slip I was going to forward it to the California State Attorney General and ask them to sue SCO for attempted fraud.

    Guess that scared them - I never got a bill. :(

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    1. Re:I tried to be the one! by standsolid · · Score: 4, Funny
      I won and operate a 14 computer internet cafe all running linux

      Hot damn! What kind of contests are you entering to win a whole dang internet cafe!? I would have loved to see a copy of that bill, tho :)
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  39. A poll by SharpFang · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whom is SCO about to sue?

    * Google
    * IBM
    * German government
    * Linus
    * Microsoft
    * Me
    * I know but I won't tell
    * CowboyNeal

    Suggest your options

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  40. Re:It will be Google by the_mad_poster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Insightful? That's the most hairbrained thing I've seen posted around this whole SCO debate so far, unless you were trying to be funny.

    The RIAA got away with the "sue-a-kid" business model because the kid was, technically, breaking the law. Using Linux is not illegal. In fact, all the kid would have to do is show up in court and say "not guilty" and then watch Darl's brother proceed to hang himself before being laughed out of court.

    Up to now, SCO has played their cards very carefully so as not to invoke the wrath of the courts (I'm sure they're trying the courts patience, but they're being very careful not to step over that fine line) so they can keep this charade up for as long as possible. Voluntarily bringing this to court would be nothing short of suicidal.

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  41. I am shocked! by El · · Score: 4, Funny

    You mean (gasp)... it's actually possible that SCO executives lied about something? I am shocked! Shocked and appalled that something so unexpected could happen right here in the good ol' USA, where corporate executives, especially corporate executives that also happen to be lawyers, are known to ALWAYS tell the truth -- even if it hurts!

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  42. Re:It will be Google by Threni · · Score: 2

    > I don't think it will be Google because they've got the resources to
    > counter-sue.

    I'd just love to see Google remove all links to a company which had pissed it off! Perhaps if it redirected you via a page containing a frame containing abuse towards the site.

  43. Sue NASA!!! by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those rogues pretty much flaunt that they use Linux with zero regard for SCO's intellectual property rights. SCO vs. The United States Government. Who would win? I'm on the edge of my seat.

  44. Sue? by SystematicPsycho · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who is this Sue and does she work for SCO?
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  45. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by John+Hasler · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Actually, Lehman was just one of the 1500 companies they sent threats to a while back. Red Hat just picked them as an example.

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  46. Re:It will be Google by El · · Score: 5, Funny

    Followed by a Pepsi promotion where they give away SCO Linux licenses inside Pepsi bottle caps, featuring commercials with the 13 year old kid saying "And I'm here to tell you we're still going to run Linux... legally!"

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  47. Re:I can't believe /. would even post this by spitzak · · Score: 2, Informative

    He made this promise after MyDoom was out there, and in fact in the very same speech in which he talked about MyDoom.

    I expect the excuse they will come up with is to say that IBM is a linux user and they are already suing them.

  48. After looking... by Joey+Bleau · · Score: 2, Interesting

    After looking over the article at Groklaw I'm slightly worried. IANALP (Linux Programmer) but they do look like they're presenting a lot of substantial evidence. Is anyone else here worried?

    1. Re:After looking... by SagSaw · · Score: 2, Informative

      No.

      Even if there is code that is exactly the same in both linux and SCO's code, that does not mean that linux copied SCO. A number of other possibilities:

      1. SCO copied linux
      2. SCO and linux both copied somebody else
      3. SCO and linux both arrived at similar implementations of a common standard.

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  49. They did just sue some users by rifftide · · Score: 2, Informative

    However, their identities cannot be revealed because all parties signed confidentiality agreements.

  50. Who will sue all the Mac users? by Kris_J · · Score: 4, Funny

    The RIAA is going after all the Kazaa (Windows) users. SCO is going after all the Linux users. Mac users must be feeling pretty unloved, who's going to sue them?

    1. Re:Who will sue all the Mac users? by Peyna · · Score: 4, Funny

      Support technicians, for forcing them to spend 50% of their time helping 5% of their customer base.

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  51. left out... by DotQuantum · · Score: 2, Funny

    As everyone should know, SCO, 3 months ago, promised to sue a Linux user within three months

    I feel left out, where is the, "In 3 months we [SCO] will promise to sue all OS X users." I mean i want a neat count down timer that i can add to my site.

    *cries*

    oh well I guess i'll go install linux via virtual pc and get in this round of ppl that sco wants to sue.

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  52. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by E_elven · · Score: 2, Funny

    >Seriously, anyone with an IQ equal to a doorknob would but easily spot the puppetmastering done by M$ in this particular case...

    I fullheartedly agree, old knob.

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  53. What mine is yours SCO by antispamist · · Score: 3, Interesting

    All I have is debt SCO. I'm not a 14 year old like the RIAA likes to sue but I'm still a student. You can have 50% of my debt!

    Hell maybe I'll settle with you and you can have it all!

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  54. Can they sue anyone? by xot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It would be interesting to see who's the first linux user they sue.Most of the biggest users of linux are much bigger than SCO themselves leaving aside a few million single users who downloaded a copy n installed it on their home desktops or whatever.Sco vs Google would be real nice.

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  55. SCO's Logic by s-orbital · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So let me get this straight:
    They are suing an unknown party, whose name they will not release.
    And they are suing for an undisclosed violation of Intellectual Property.
    Anway, you mystery user, who knows not how you infringe, please step forward to be sued.
    HAND

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  56. Possibly, just another lie by walterbyrd · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It ain't the first one baby, baby it won't be the last:

    1) Lie: SCO will revoke IBM's rights to sell, distribute, or use UNIX.
    Truth: SCO does not have the authority to revoke IBM's UNIX rights.

    2) Lie: SCO will audit AIX users.
    Truth: SCO never did such an audit, and has no rights to do such an audit.

    3) Lie: SCO owns C++.
    Truth: SCO may own a very old obsolete version called cfront.

    4) Lie: The Berkeley Packet Filter code in Linux is "obfuscated" SCO code.
    Truth: Jay Schulist, who never had access to SCO code, implemented it from scratch.

    5) Lie: We've gone in, we've done a deep dive into Linux, we've compared the source code of Linux with UNIX every which way but Tuesday
    Truth: Experts have shown that SCO used a simple, primitive text search based on a few keywords.

    6) Lie: The IP protection legal team is on pure contingency
    Truth: The legal team is billing at a 2/3 discounted rate with the possibility of contingent commissions

    7) Lie: We will show rock solid evidence at SCOForum in Las Vegas
    Truth: SCO was quickly shown to not have any ownership of the SCOForum evidence. The source code displayed at SCOForum might have been considered an honest mistake, if Sontag hadn't continued to dispute what was already irrefutably proven.

    8) Lie: SCO's 2002 UNIX source release was "non-commercial" and excludes 32-bit code
    Truth: "The text of the letter, sent January 23, 2002, by Bill Broderick, Director of Licensing Services for Caldera [now SCO], in fact makes no mention of "non-commercial use" restrictions, does not include the words "non-commercial use" anywhere and specifically mentions "32-bit 32V Unix" as well as the 16-bit versions."

    9) Lie: non-compete clause in the Novell agreement.
    Truth: no such clause.

    10) Lie: SCO claims that Linux header files are "infringing code."
    Truth: The header files are provably original and are noncopyrightable in any event.

    11) Lie: We have been off meeting for the last several months with large corporate Linux end users. The pipeline is very healthy there.
    Truth: The pipeline is empty. All inquiries have been to assess SCO's claims and liability exposure.

    12) Lie: SCO's expert witnesses are "MIT Mathematicians".
    Truth: Among various backpedaling statements, Paul Hatch, a SCO spokesman, wrote in a statement to The Tech ,"'To clarify, the individuals reviewing the code had been involved with MIT labs in the past, but are not currently at MIT." ither SCO lied to the public (saying they existed) or SCO lied to the court (saying they didn't exist).

    16) Lie: Last August SCO claimed to have sold Linux licenses to a Fortune 500 company that was not MS or SUN.
    Truth: According to SCO's SEC filings, that never happend.

    17) Lie: "several" other Linux license sales SCO has claimed to have made since the first.
    Truth: According to SCO's SEC filings, that never happend.

    18) Lie: the introductory price for licenses that was to increase on Oct 15
    Truth: Once again, SCO changed their minds.

    19) Lie: SCO claimed it would file against RedHat for copyright infringment and conspiracy
    Truth: No such charges were filed

    20) Lie: SCO was going to appeal the fine imposed in Germany.
    Truth: that never happend.

    21) Lie: RedHat opposes software copyrights (Darl's open letter).
    Truth: unlike SCO, RedHat respects copyrights.

    22) Lie: entire sales force selling Linux "licenses."
    Truth: no evidence of any "Linux licenses" being sold.

    23) Lie: Invoices will be mailed to Linux users by October 15, 2003
    Truth: No invoices were ever mailed.

    24) Lie: SCO did not know of code additions.
    Truth: SCO was participant in process and many additions were made by SCO employees.

    25) Lie: SCO received the D&T Fast 500 recognition because of the strong UNIX market, IP enforcement and the Web services strategy
    Truth: SCO made the list because of revenue growth due exclusively to

  57. Re:It will be Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't think it will be Google because they've got the resources to counter-sue.

    Yeah, SCO only goes after the little guys like IBM.

  58. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Insightful

    " SCO is just a Microsoft puppet being used to do the nasty things M$ can't do in public."

    You know, it's funny really: Everybody bitches when the BBC says that the MyDoom virus was likely written by an Open Source Zealot, but it's okay to throw out these stupid accusations whose basis in reality is purely circumstantial, and then mod them up as +5 'Interesting'. Can't have it both ways, folks.

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  59. But Linux does have WMD....er....wait by Prien715 · · Score: 2, Funny

    But Linux does have weapons of mass distruction and Iraq stole source code from SCO!

    Really!

    We don't need to see any evidence. Just listen to the official story.

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  60. Re:It will be Google by Ivop · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Any change a Linux user/using company could sue SCO for slander?

  61. Windows fAST by solprovider · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Windows for All Stupid Types" was renamed. During market research, they asked the target audience for a better name, and everybody raised their hands and yelled, "Me!"

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  62. Pissed off Lehman Brothers by fishbowl · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Some of the latest news in the RedHat case, is that Lehman Brothers came forward with an extortion letter which accuses them of copyright infringement.

    Now, if you'll notice the regular press, they pretty much publish SCO's press releases verbatim, and rarely is any mention made of the controversy surrounding their status.

    If you look at the financial press, you will see NOTHING about the controversy.

    RedHat and IBM are just tech stocks. Nothing there is going to get much attention from the press. I mean, it *is* IBM, but it's still just a tech stock to them, and the whole controversy is a mess. Maybe it's obvious to you and me and PJ, but, to them it's all speculation and rumor.

    The fact is, the stock has been climbing. So when the analysts said "strong buy", they were right. The lawsuits don't matter. The fact that they are going down in flames, perhaps even with the execs going to prison, doesn't matter until it happens. Right now it looks like we all should have been buying the stock when they said "buy" (and probably selling off about now!)

    But now, SCO has thrown down the gauntlet at the feet of Lehman Brothers. I think that is an even worse choice of adversary than IBM! Lehman Brothers, a financial house. The sort of place that will have SEC auditors on full-time staff, and Secret Service agents for security. NOW the financial press will be forced to pull their head out of the sand, or wherever it's stuck, and report that there might just be a problem here.

    Because Lehman Brothers isn't just a tech stock. This isn't something the financial trades can ignore, pretending the issues are too technical or whatever excuse they have, because it's getting on THEIR turf. Also, the brokerage house has the sort of connections that should easily start the press machine reporting on their side of the story.

    Threatening Lehman is absolutely the wackiest thing Darl &Co. have done to date. Even dumber than filing a lawsuit against IBM with no evidence. *WAY* dumber. Who are they gonna sue next? Charles Schwab? Are they TRYING to taunt the SEC into investigating? What could be a more foolish move, when you're doing a pump-n-dump scheme, than to make loud (possibly perjurous) threats in the face of the very people who have the ear of the SEC? A company that employs brokers who are the folks that make those "Strong Buy"/"Strong Sell" recommendations that the traders follow? What could possibly be more stupid or suicidal?

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  63. Or Goat... by gearheadsmp · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or pages on the Mating Rituals of Goats - just like the Church of Scientology!

  64. Obligatory Simpsons Quote by sik0fewl · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dealer: Nineteen
    Darl: Hit me
    Dealer: Twenty
    Darl: Hit Me
    Dealer: Twenty-one
    Darl: Hit me
    Dealer: Twenty-two
    Darl: SC'oh!

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  65. Why the countdown? by xihr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just because they said they'd sue someone within three months doesn't create any legal obligation for them to meet that deadline, so counting down those three months is useless. They can sue anybody anytime they damn well please.

    Furthermore, if you actually read the Techweb article that's linked to in the headline, you'll see the clear implication that the estimate of 90 days was approximate ("I think you'll certainly be seeing that within the next 90 days").

    I mean, come on: Of all the things to call SCO on, this is one of the least constructive.

  66. Re:Tatoo?!? by bninja_penguin · · Score: 3, Funny

    OOOOOH, I wish I had mod points for you! Can you settle for me quickly scribbling NUMA on my knuckles??

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  67. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by WaKall · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There's more than Google. How about Amazon ? They're profitable as of the last year, and publicly traded as well.

  68. What about Pixar? by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Google is obviously a top choice for the litigious bastards, but there are other plausible targets.

    One big one is Pixar, or another animation studio. They use a lot of Linux for rendering farms, and some also have used SGI and other UNIXes in the past. They're moving to Linux in a big way.

    And what about a large finance company on Wall Street? Most of them started experimenting with Linux years ago, and some have a lot of systems running it.

    I guess we'll find out by the day's end. It's a sure thing, since SCO would never let its PR face say something and then contradict it in its actions.

  69. Re:It will be Google by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I think it'll be some 13yo kid somewhere in the US; someone who definitely won't have the resources or sense of outrage to take on SCO legally, but who will generate public sympathy to the point where his "SCO tax" will be paid by someone else.

    If they tried to do this, IBM or some other large company with interests in Linux would pay his legal fees. I guess this might be what you meant by someone else paying, but I think that a company (e.g., IBM or Redhat) would step in right away, and it woudn't be a question of how much public sympathy there would be.

    I also think that SCO understands this and will avoid this path accordingly.
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  70. A bit offtopic but .... by vivek7006 · · Score: 2, Funny

    interesting none the less. SCO has posted top-5 reasons why people should choose SCO Unix over Linux

  71. Your missing some lies there by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lies 13, 14, 15, 26, 27, 29, 30, 31 are missing.

    Do I have to file a Motion to Compel Discovery on you?

  72. Re:It will be Google but not for the reason you th by magores · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When the BBC allows -1 Troll moderation of its news stories and editorials, I'll support its right to throw out unfounded accusations. Until then, I'll keep my Tin-Foil Hat (Media-Cynic version) handy.

  73. 15 minutes of fame... by Bull999999 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Come on SCO... I'm a Linux user... Sue me so that I can be on the Pepsi commerical.

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  74. Re:Are you idiots? by Junta · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, SCO was talking about the likes of Google, Governments, essentially a large corporate entity user of linux, not a common user.

    But now that you mention it, we should bring this up to Fox, yet *another* reality show. It could be like the apprentice, but replace Trump with Darl McBride and replace 'you're fired' with 'you're being sued'. Excellent.

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  75. Self Imposed Deadline by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They dont *have* to sue.. its their choice legally. They can just wait until tomrrow.

    Sure it makes them look even sillier by breaking their own promises, but.. its not really a 'deadline'....

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  76. Nonsense. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No precedent can be established if no judgment is passed.

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