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Adding Background Noise To Your Phone Call
lww writes "By way of a Gizmodo article, you can now add your own background noise to a cell phone call. A company called Simeda is offering a product called SounderCover that allows you to play selected background noises such as traffic, construction, and even the dentist during your phone call. The possibilities are endless! 'Hi honey, I'm going to be late -- I'm stuck in the middle of a circus parade...Bye! Hey Joe, another round for me and the boys...what? Oh, whoops *click*'"
Now I can talk on the phone while having sex... I'll just play some nice traffic jam noises... No one will be any wiser!
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that makes my phone sound like it's losing the connection so I can get out of boring conversations easily.
Now you can play noises of having sex while you talk on the phone.
This is perfect for you guys on a leash out there, however, if my SO wouldn't let me go to the bar after work, she wouldn't be around much longer. What is wrong with simple communication and understanding in relationships today??
//Blessed are they that run around in circles, for they shall be known as wheels.
Sex sound dial?
;-)
Whoops! Telemarketer called. With the OHGODYES!!WoW!AAAAAAAaaaaa... in the background, theyre going to hang up preeeeety quick
Course, if your wife calls wit hthis setting on. Uh-oh.
You're special forces then? That's great! I just love your olympics!
"Hi! Hey, I'm at a really swinging party right now, but sure I think I can pull myself away for a bit!"
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
Play keyboard clicking sounds when he calls me on the phone so it sounds like I'm working.... :)
Until this came along.
A special setting will allow owners of 3G phones to select the video background of their choice before answering a call.
"Hi honey... I'm just in church. Be home soon."
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"Honey, who was that moaning in the background when I called you earlier?"
"No one, baby. It's just one of those silly background noises you can download."
What doesn't kill you only delays the inevitable
...sound here will get busted. Too many horns. I'd know it was fake and I'd think most people would.
I've learned this trick works well with both annoying ex-girlfriends and customers...
At the end of a long conversation walk into your bathroom and flush the toilet. Keep the phone about five feet away from the toilet so that it's audible but not blatant. Do that everytime you end your conversation with the person.
Eventually they stop calling.
They can't silence is copyrighted. 4'33''
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All you have to do is open circus.mp3 in CoolEdit, and invert the soundwave.
Then, when you're actually IN a circus parade, it will act as a noise cancelling device!
Course, ambient noise itself is readily available... everywhere, waiting for you to record it.
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My wife doesn't understand my desire to have sex with other women either, no matter how often I communicate it to her!
Do that have one that keeps saying in a sultry voice, "Honey, please come back to bed, we weren't finished yet!"? I'd want to use that when my ex calls...
"Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney
They have 4 soundproof booths (about 4 times the size of a typical american phone booth) with payphones in them at a local gentleman's club (aka a high-dollar strip club with boutique, 4-star restaurant, salon). Each booth has an "alibi machine" in it with a knob for baseball game, traffic, and a few other alibis while you call your wife (or boss) and explain that you'll be late. I have used the sounds a few times, but only in jest, of course.
The truth doesn't care what I think.
"'Hi honey, I'm going to be late -- I'm stuck in the middle of a circus parade...Bye! "
"Not according to the GPS receiver in your phone you're not."