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Adding Background Noise To Your Phone Call
lww writes "By way of a Gizmodo article, you can now add your own background noise to a cell phone call. A company called Simeda is offering a product called SounderCover that allows you to play selected background noises such as traffic, construction, and even the dentist during your phone call. The possibilities are endless! 'Hi honey, I'm going to be late -- I'm stuck in the middle of a circus parade...Bye! Hey Joe, another round for me and the boys...what? Oh, whoops *click*'"
Now I can talk on the phone while having sex... I'll just play some nice traffic jam noises... No one will be any wiser!
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that makes my phone sound like it's losing the connection so I can get out of boring conversations easily.
Now you can play noises of having sex while you talk on the phone.
This is perfect for you guys on a leash out there, however, if my SO wouldn't let me go to the bar after work, she wouldn't be around much longer. What is wrong with simple communication and understanding in relationships today??
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Does it have a silent backgoud noise so that the other person can actually hear me?
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I'd find another use for that Godzilla
Sex sound dial?
;-)
Whoops! Telemarketer called. With the OHGODYES!!WoW!AAAAAAAaaaaa... in the background, theyre going to hang up preeeeety quick
Course, if your wife calls wit hthis setting on. Uh-oh.
You're special forces then? That's great! I just love your olympics!
"Hi! Hey, I'm at a really swinging party right now, but sure I think I can pull myself away for a bit!"
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
Play keyboard clicking sounds when he calls me on the phone so it sounds like I'm working.... :)
Until this came along.
A special setting will allow owners of 3G phones to select the video background of their choice before answering a call.
"Hi honey... I'm just in church. Be home soon."
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"Honey, who was that moaning in the background when I called you earlier?"
"No one, baby. It's just one of those silly background noises you can download."
What doesn't kill you only delays the inevitable
The Circus Parade MP3 was a very savvy marketing move. Considering that most people in technology (the obvious target demographic) work at freakshows, it should come in quite handy.
"Prepare for the worst - hope for the best."
Einstein Express: "For when it absolutely, positively has to be there the day before yesterday".
and then they proceed to show workers back-dating it and then beating the crap out of the package, while stamping with the postmark of four third-world countries or something.
So close and yet so far from the world's perfect ID number
...sound here will get busted. Too many horns. I'd know it was fake and I'd think most people would.
I've learned this trick works well with both annoying ex-girlfriends and customers...
At the end of a long conversation walk into your bathroom and flush the toilet. Keep the phone about five feet away from the toilet so that it's audible but not blatant. Do that everytime you end your conversation with the person.
Eventually they stop calling.
Course, ambient noise itself is readily available... everywhere, waiting for you to record it.
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My wife doesn't understand my desire to have sex with other women either, no matter how often I communicate it to her!
I couldn't find it with a quick Google, but this is almost just like something I read about several years ago.
It was a special "phone booth" that was targetted for bars and other places. Had special sounds like "Office chatter", "traffic", etc. I don't remember if it was a full booth (and soundproof) or not. I think it had like 4 or 6 sounds you could choose from. Of course, you had to pay for it, I think a $1 or $2 for the call. Never did get to see one in person.
I think I read about this about 10 years ago. Anyone else remember hearing (or better yet, see in person) one of these phone booths?
Just like this software it was meant to fool the people your talking to into thinking your somewhere else.
. 62,400 repetitions make one truth -- Brave New World, Aldous Huxley
Do that have one that keeps saying in a sultry voice, "Honey, please come back to bed, we weren't finished yet!"? I'd want to use that when my ex calls...
"Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney
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Show me on the doll where his noodly appendage touched you.
They have 4 soundproof booths (about 4 times the size of a typical american phone booth) with payphones in them at a local gentleman's club (aka a high-dollar strip club with boutique, 4-star restaurant, salon). Each booth has an "alibi machine" in it with a knob for baseball game, traffic, and a few other alibis while you call your wife (or boss) and explain that you'll be late. I have used the sounds a few times, but only in jest, of course.
The truth doesn't care what I think.
Ring!!! [Takes phone out] Ring!!! [Clicks little green phone] Hello, please hold for one second [Silence] [Traffic noises abruptly begin] Hi, sorry, I can't talk long, I'm stuck in traffic right now. [Traffic noises abruptly stop] Click
I really must protest. This new product from Simedia aims to give circuses everywhere a black eye. This product (if you can call it that) works with the popular Nokia 7650 and 3650 series of phones to provide callers with fake background noise. Now, this alone does not bother me. If people what to lie about where they are, thats up to them. What bothers me is the company is encouraging people to pretend that they are caught at a circus parade. Don't circuses get blaimed for enough traffic messes?
Oh, wait. I could use this. Every one would think I was at the show when I called. Maybe it's not such a bad idea...
SounderCover is available for immediate purchase for the price of 14.95 and a demo version is available for download.
"'Hi honey, I'm going to be late -- I'm stuck in the middle of a circus parade...Bye! "
"Not according to the GPS receiver in your phone you're not."
I downloaded the demo version and installed it yesterday. It does exactly what it advertises, but I have a hard time believing that there's 15 euro worth of value in there. 4 euro would probably be pushing it. Postcardware is probably more approriate.
...to either just "tell the truth" or play the "what they don't know can't hurt them" games. And the best part is that a company like this has found another way to profit off other people's pain -not that profiting from people's pain is anything new- in a novel way.... I've been down the roads of deception and truth with a wife who was kinda going over the deep end... Telling the truth would earn me days if not weeks of her stomping around the house pissed at me for something as simple as a buddy stopping by to show off a new toy. It only took a couple years of this (as I slowly stopped doing more and more of the things I enjoyed) before I started trying the deception approach. This too has it's curses, namely, living with your own lies, keeping them straight, not getting caught, and giving the other person an actual reason not to trust you. And to those of you who have said "she'd be out of my life," well. that is what finally came to pass. This too is not an easy road, two years in court, fighting for custody of my kids, having to pay her significant child support even though I had 50% custody in the end, the fun life, ya know? The good news is, somewhere along the way she came to her senses... not sure what happened, but we tried again just before the divorce was final, and these days, I do what I want without complaints. And now that I'm totally off topic: I'd probably have purchassed this product 5 years ago, but today I'm just laughing at them.
At a previous job, before I was laid off (our parent company was shutting down all of our branch offices), I was partially responsible for a couple of our sites and our data center. I had absolutely no accountability (my boss was on the other side of the country) during the last two or three weeks before my layoff date, so one day I decided to take a day off and stay home without letting anyone know just to see if I could get away with it.
Surprise, someone called me up on my cell phone from one of the branch sites with an issue. Not intentionally, because I was sitting right next to my computer (in which the case fans were very loud), he just assumed I was working away in the datacenter and I just ended up playing along with it!