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Robotic Bubble Baths for Japan's Elderly

LukePieStalker writes "New York Times (open kimono before entering) is carrying an article on various robots that are being used in assisted living situations. In addition to mentioning the Wakamaru, the story has illustrations of a human washing machine and a description of robotic pants that help those with mobility problems. Apparently, the devices are considered the better choice in a country that is not inclined to grant working visas to foreigners. As Japan's population shrinks, will the robot population make up the difference?"

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  1. To the home with you! by erik+umenhofer · · Score: 5, Funny

    No not only do we send our folks to the home, but now they won't ever see a human again! Hope you like robots! Take that mom and dad!

    1. Re:To the home with you! by nacturation · · Score: 3, Funny

      Your parents don't have a dream of looking like Captain Pike? Human washing machine, my ass! Where's the blinky light?

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  2. Revolt! by Bishop,+Martin · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is bad! The elderly hold all of our history, if they give that information to the robots, we will all be doomed!

    DOOMED!

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    1. Re:Revolt! by illuminata · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe, but I don't think that a robot can do much with knowing how warm to make the dead kitty's milk, the nearest location of Old Country Buffet, and changing a diaper.

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  3. hmm by tsunamifirestorm · · Score: 5, Funny

    As Japan's population shrinks
    Is this a literal reference towards the elderly? ;)

  4. What ever happened to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Soylent Green. Its a wonderful idea. You take your dead and make little biscuits so that the young can benefit from the dead, instead of them being a parasitic load on the youth.

    -Coward for an obvious reason

    1. Re:What ever happened to... by bj8rn · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or, alternatively, you can just bury or burn your dead, instead of burdening yourself with carrying the piles of corpses around all the time.

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  5. I hope they come with the three laws of robotics. by Ganennon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We need those robots here too, so we don't have to see anymore headlines about old people being beaten by their caretakers or left to lie in their own excrements for weeks.

  6. Ano... by andih8u · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Japan is notoriously not handicapped accessibility friendly; seems the robotic mobility assistance would be a necessity.

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  7. When will they learn? by wrmrxxx · · Score: 2, Funny

    Robotic pants! What are they thinking? When will these scientists learn from history?

  8. Work visas? by sakusha · · Score: 3, Informative

    Huh? What's this crap about Japan not issuing work visas? Do I sense some bitter frustration by some otaku who couldn't get a job?
    I was offered a job and a work visa in '96 and turned it down, a friend of mine has been over there since '98 on a work visa.

    1. Re:Work visas? by gullevek · · Score: 2, Informative

      getting a working visa IS hard. I had to wait 4 months to get one. They hate foreigners. 90% of the people working in the immigration office don't speak a single word of english. Funny for those foreigners who have to go there for applying a re-entry permission (yes even if you have a 1 year working visa and you leave without a re-entry permission, you actually have to re-entry the whole circle of getting a brand new working visa (a friend of mine working as a bar tender happend this thing). Furthermore, 3 months before your working visa is over (and you can extend it) you cannot get things like: mobile phones or any dial up device, can't sign up for credit cards (which is understandable), ... For all the visa thing you have to fill out 100.000 formulars. and if you enter japan with a tourist visa (normal entry visa) and you want to work and get a working visa, you have to leave (! YEAH L E A V E !) the country to get it ... THAT is sick ...

      But damn, I love it here :) I hope my working visa extension goes well ...

      greeings from japan.

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    2. Re:Work visas? by mizukami · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I, too, have had no problem getting work visas in Japan over the 15 years that I've been coming and going. On the other hand, I was teaching English or working at game companies or starting up my own companies, and I'm from the US, so visas magically appear on demand.

      But do you really think that the same thing would happen for a S.E. Asian or African or Middle Eastern applicant who wanted to support themselves in Japan as an aide to the elderly, or as a housekeeper, or as anything else that could be performed by robots? Because that's exactly the kind of applicant you would have for that kind of work-- unskilled labor migrating to rich countries where such work is paid premium prices for.

      Currently almost all foreign nonskilled-labor (mainly construction and dockwork) workers in Japan are there illegally. Generally they come in on tourist visas, and "forget" to go home. The big exception to the rule is foreign girls working in hostess bars/legal sex industry. Clubs are generally able to sponsor them for visas, and it's not an uncommon sight at immigration in Tokyo to see a Japanese club owner standing in line with 5-6 passports from the Phillipines, Thailand, and Russia.

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    3. Re:Work visas? by Gramie2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Gee, do 90% of the immigration office staff in your country speak Japanese? Fact is, the majority of foreign workers (legal or illegal) aren't English speakers!

      Getting a re-entry permit is a pain. I know, I had to get a dozen or so when I was there. I also had to leave the country to change my visa (I came over on a working-holiday visa -- takes 2 weeks -- then switched to a work visa, then got a spouse visa when I married a Japanese), but she will have to do the same thing when she comes to Canada this summer.

      And do you really think that waiting 4 months for a work visa is tough? They have to check for criminal records, previous visas, etc. Sure, it moves at the usual pace of anything in a bureaucracy, but they do have to MAKE SURE of the people they let into the country.

  9. Perfect! by ztwilight · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now when my children get dirty, just stick them in the human washing machine! They especially like the spin cycle, but if they throw up, you have to start the whole thing over.

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  10. Good Idea... by SisyphusShrugged · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The future should, hopefully, be fillled with robotic slaves to carry out our every whim :)

    But seriously, the next logical progression in a technologically advancing society is to replace menial labour with automated systems, we have already done it with the factory production system, and the next step is the services industry.

    As long as we dont give them unnecessary AI and for some reason equip robots designed to clean houses with tactical thermonuclear devices, we wont have to worry about any robotic revolutions.

    1. Re:Good Idea... by nomadic · · Score: 2, Funny

      As long as we dont give them unnecessary AI and for some reason equip robots designed to clean houses with tactical thermonuclear devices, we wont have to worry about any robotic revolutions.

      You haven't seen my apartment. Those tactical thermonuclear devices may be necessary.

  11. ii na- by AngstAndGuitar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ii na-, The companies that I applied for didn't even have the courtesy to respond with a negative, they just ignored me, I called one places HR dept. to ask about what they wanted, and they just gave me the usual... I also love to see how the newspapers say things like ".....the violent crime problem which is caused by foreiners....." (on the bight side... I had to beat the girls off with a 2x4 ;-) )

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  12. Possibilities by screwballicus · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...robotic pants that help those with mobility problems

    And on this side of the Pacific, elderly citizens already delighted by their mail application's ability to inform them "you've got mail" upon receipt thereof will be pleased to hear that their talking robotic geriatric care undergarments will now inform them of the arrival of such as is deposited within their own "inbox."

  13. Loneliness by dtio · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Loneliness is the 1st problem for the senior citizens here in Europe. We don't need robots to assist them we need human beings to keep them company. I thinkt hat being surrounded by machines is even more depressing than being all alone, I'd feel totally worthless if I was given to a robot to take care of me.

    We need to humanize the problem of the increasing elder population and stop talking about 'technical' solutions.

    Loneliness can kill.

    1. Re:Loneliness by FePe · · Score: 4, Insightful
      We don't need robots to assist them we need human beings to keep them company.

      I agree on that, but I also know of several workers at nursing homes saying that the elderly is annoyed with them. They don't want them to bath them and take care of them, and if the elderly likes to be taken care of by robots or machines or whatever, then maybe it's an okay solution. Elderly not at nursing homes on the other hand want human contacts and not machines to take care of them.

      And I think too it has gone to far with all these technical solutions. We are humans afterall.

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    2. Re:Loneliness by vidarh · · Score: 5, Insightful
      If it's being used to get rid of people to care for elderly people, then perhaps it would be bad. But if it is used to reduce the time elderly people have to rely on what for many is relatively humiliating assistance and instead give the people caring for them time to spend time with them it would be an improvement.

      Technical solutions ARE relevant. I doubt needing to get help from someone to wash myself would be my preferred form of social contact if I was old.

      But it is a tool - not a solution in itself

    3. Re:Loneliness by nathanh · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Loneliness is the 1st problem for the senior citizens here in Europe. We don't need robots to assist them we need human beings to keep them company. I thinkt hat being surrounded by machines is even more depressing than being all alone, I'd feel totally worthless if I was given to a robot to take care of me.

      These aren't robots to keep them company. They're robots to keep them clean and robots to help them with everyday tasks. Get a grip on the situation and get off your soapbox.

      I suppose in your world we shouldn't allow old people to drive cars because then they'd be lonely. Instead, we should have 6 fit young men carrying each old person around on a litter.

      Instead of impersonal cooking machines, like microwaves, we can just hire teams of people to breathe heavily on the food until it's cooked. Heavens forbid that old people use a "technical solution" to cook their food.

      I wonder what you might say if I explained to you the concept of a phone; a "technical solution" that allows for *greater* human interaction. Probably your head would explode as you tried to reconcile the paradox.

      Stop being such a drongo. Robots to keep the elderly clean is a great thing. It means they'll receive better care, at an affordable price, and they can clean themselves when they want to rather than when the overworked nurse is available. A nurse, by the way, who could actually improve the quality of their patients lives if they weren't wasting their valuable time giving sponge baths.

  14. Working visas by BillsPetMonkey · · Score: 4, Interesting

    the devices are considered the better choice in a country that is not inclined to grant working visas to foreigners

    That's misguided and inaccurate. If you meet the criteria of having a 3 or 4 year degree, and a company values you enough to sponsor you, you can get a working visa.

    Always remember, work visa arrangements between countries are reciprocal. If you find it hard to get a visa for Japan, chances are Japanese people find it much harder to get a visa for your country.

    Oh, and if you want a job wiping up after old people, I'm sure the Ministry of Immingration will make an exception for you.

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  15. Re:I hope they come with the three laws of robotic by SerpentMage · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Well you make a REALLY good point here.

    Lets say that you import or hire workers to take care of the elderly. Are they going to be making a huge salary? NO, because those jobs are literally shit, and you get very little respect. If you were to pay more then health care costs sky-rocket.

    Frankly on this issue the Japanese have the right attitude. Hire less professionals, pay them more and overall you have a better system. Instead of forcing the professionals to do "grunt" work let them focus on interacting with the elderly.

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  16. my parents run a retirement home by Suchetha · · Score: 4, Insightful

    in Sri Lanka, and something like this would be very helpful for us. would save the problems you get with having to help people bathe themselves. all you have to do is lead them to the unit and help them in.. the machine does the rest.

    this would save in time and labour as well as being more comfortable for the person being washed than having a human do it for them. it IS a pride thing, but people prefer to be helped into something like this than have the "stigma" of being so helpless that they need some one to wash them.

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  17. A country without children by leandrod · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is so sad. They fail to have children, and then refuse to accept foreigners who need the jobs for a living. Then they want to make for children and robots? So recently entered modernity, and already decadent... the rest of the First World is decadent too, but at least has had some half a millenium of modernity.

    I think it was a rabbi who said that a country without children is orphan. And I'd add that a rich country who refuse poor needy workers is without heart.

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    1. Re:A country without children by gl4ss · · Score: 4, Informative

      ..It's not like that.. not even nearly.

      I'm suspecting the situation there is similar as here in Finland, that the baby boom generation that was born after ww2 is getting old enough to retire, which means that a lot of jobs is going to be freed and the number of elderly people is going to increase quite fast(coupled with increased life expectancy).

      It's not that there isn't any children. It's that the population isn't expanding rapidly as it was after ww2. basically what it means that because of the baby boom 50 years ago there's going to be a boom of people retiring in the coming years.

      besides, a personal helper is very expensive if the problem is that a person needs just some mobility enchantment(basically the realistic alternative for normal folk being sent to a retirement home and lie drugged out on a bed there till you die - does that sound very good?).
      and old people feel better if they can get on by themselfs, in their own homes(granted that they still get to meet other people and generally have some activity in their lives.).

      not that they're very protective either, I'd guess you'd need to know the language pretty well to be able to carry out house helper tasks(and be subject to local minimum wage & etc laws. unlike in some certain countries into which foreign manual labour workforce can be brought in very cheaply and then dumped back to where they came from..). getting work visas into japan is far from impossible, but hey, it's slashdot! dramatised shit for nerds!

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  18. Robotic Trousers! by rjjm · · Score: 2, Funny

    Have we learnt nothing from Wallace and Gromit's The Wrong Trousers?

  19. meta morpheus by kyw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder how those trousers work exactly, someone would still be needed to help the elderly use the "trousers" and explain the functions of the machine.

    Now what if the machine doesn't stop? That could be cause of anxiety for people not used to technology.

    I have mixed feelings about this, cleaning and feeding is often the only moment were elderly share time with another human presence.
    Would this device not bring more loneliness and more depression, in a time where family solidarity and help seems to gradually dissolve?
    I doubt it would bring additional independence, although it would be practical in medical environments and lead to needing less staff, it could contribute to isolate the person with mobility problems even more.

    In Japan you can boot perfumed and coloured, what is the next step into metamorphosing us into machines?

  20. Cost of Labor vs. Cost of Manufactured Goods by G4from128k · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This will also happen in the U.S. and other developed contries as the cost of these robots drops below the labor cost of employing people. Manufactured goods continue to grow cheaper every day while labor continues to become more expensive. I'm sure that some people won't like the idea of being cared for by robots, but most people will take the cheaper option when they discover the high cost of hiring someone (or their long-term care insurance refuses to reimburse them for high-labor cost care).

    And if the U.S. passes jobs protection laws like those in Europe, I bet that the trend toward replacing people will accelerate. Low interest rates also help this trend by making it cheap (per month) to own an expensive piece of capital equipment. Add to that the fact that robots won't steal from you, take sick days, or quit when they are tired of caring for crotchety old coots, and this trend is inevitable.

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  21. This has been a movie. by Recovery1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    This a movie already Roujin Z as I recall was about a healthcare bed that went beserk.

  22. Re:I hope they come with the three laws of robotic by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Informative
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  23. Old Glory Insurance [snl] by ee_moss · · Score: 2, Funny

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    Old Lady #3: It's so hard nowadays, with all the gangs and rap music..
    Old Lady #1: What about the robots?
    Old Lady #4: Oh, they're everywhere!
    Old Lady #1: I don't even know why the scientists make them.
    Old Lady #2: Darren and I have a policy with Old Glory Insurance, in case we're attacked by robots.
    Old Lady #1: An insurance policy with a robot plan? Certainly, I'm too old.
    Old Lady #2: Old Glory covers anyone over the age of 50 against robot attack, regardless of current health.


    [ cut to Sam Waterston, Compensated Endorser ]
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  24. Just wait... by sgage · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... until the robot accidentally drowns some geezer in the tub! Or maybe not accidentally - some evil person hacks it to drown their old man to hurry up the inheritance...