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Yellowstone Super-Eruption Threat Debunked

GennyCream writes "The Internet has been all a-buzz with tin-foil-hat geeks have been in a tizzy over supposed government coverups of a soon-to-come super eruption in Yellowstone (especially see The Shadow Confederacy, but also Rense.com, or BlackVault for entertaining examples). I found an article on ATSNN.com (the Above Top Secret News Network) that cut the paranoia with the proverbial knife and went straight to the source. Their interview with USGS Yellowstone scientists covers all the angles and should inspire the mad-hatters to find something else to fear (for now)."

295 comments

  1. It's Gonna Blow! by l810c · · Score: 5, Funny

    Have ya ever seen that commercial where the park ranger is pouring all the Metamucil down the Old Faithful? This could have serious adverse effects on the entire caldera. I mean, you can only pinch the cheeks for so long. It's bound to blow soon.

    1. Re:It's Gonna Blow! by Nutt · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Haha, that gave me the first good laugh I've had all day. If I had mod points I'd bump ya up some more :)

    2. Re:It's Gonna Blow! by SuperBanana · · Score: 4, Funny
      Have ya ever seen that commercial where the park ranger is pouring all the Metamucil down the Old Faithful?

      Yeah, but come to think of it, not recently...no wonder they're having problems! Quick, someone pop down to CVS and buy a can! Or maybe spring a little extra for some of that grit-free stuff...

    3. Re:It's Gonna Blow! by kidgenius · · Score: 4, Funny

      Caldera huh? Looks around for an SCO connection

    4. Re:It's Gonna Blow! by B3ryllium · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've never seen a CVS up here in Canada, but I've seen their ads. Every single time I see it, I swear I want to go in there and ask if they have any previous revisions of drugs.

      Hook me up with the deltas, man.

    5. Re:It's Gonna Blow! by Skidge · · Score: 1

      What's funny about that commercial is the little disclaimer at the bottom that says something like "Please obey all park rules", just in case we were really planning on dumping fiber drinks into geysers.

    6. Re:It's Gonna Blow! by //rhi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Caldera:
      Definition: [n] a large crater caused by the violent explosion of a volcano that collapses into a depression .
      hmmm - so _that's why they're calling themselves SCO these days.

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    7. Re:It's Gonna Blow! by Genda · · Score: 1

      And you'd have to eat 50 bowls of the other high fiber cereal to equal one bowl of new super colon-blow!!!

      Genda

    8. Re:It's Gonna Blow! by Salgak1 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Yeah, but an SCO connection implies:

      (1) A Huge amount of noise and rumbling. . .
      and. . .
      (2) An eventual, almost silent and un-noticeable implosion. . . .

    9. Re:It's Gonna Blow! by lord_nightrose · · Score: 1, Funny

      Somehow, I never made that connection. I suppose you could always check the repository for suppositories, eh?

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    10. Re:It's Gonna Blow! by FauxPasIII · · Score: 5, Funny

      -nod- I always have similar musings about the upscale clothing store 'Cache' in our local mall. They have a small, very busy store on level 1 of the mall.

      If you want to see what a blank stare looks like, ask them if they have a larger but less busy store on level 2.

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    11. Re:It's Gonna Blow! by Xian97 · · Score: 1

      Not Metamucil, but ordinary laundry detergent actually works to set off a geyser. I remember when I was in New Zealand seeing a ranger at one of the Rotorua thermal areas walk up to the Lady Knox geyser and pour some detergent into it. A few minutes later it starting bubbling and erupted.

    12. Re:It's Gonna Blow! by 4of12 · · Score: 1

      pouring all the Metamucil down the Old Faithful

      I visited Yellowstone not long ago.

      The park officials were pretty upset by that commercial because it's undoing their years-long campaign to educate visitors not to put shit down the geyser holes.

      Basically, the geological formations can be quite delicate, sometimes changing on their own due to natural forces, but gum, coins, garbage, which have all been found at times, can do lasting damage.

      Incidentally, if you've never visited, you ought to. The pools and geysers, the Grand Canyon of the Yellowstone, Mammoth Hot Springs are all worth seeing.

      The park bookstores sell a book approximately entitled Death and Mishaps in Yellowstone that my friend found fascinating. It's an historical account of bad things that have happened to people in Yellowstone since in opened in the 1870s. There are plenty of accidents, but more than a few incidents that could have been nominated for Darwin Awards.

      A lot of the pools are within a few degrees of boiling; one guy got scalded jumping in after his dog who just jumped right in.

      Another guy around 1900 got mauled by a full-grown black bear after he was, uh, poking his umbrella up a tree at a bear cub.

      And then there are people who try to place their kids atop bison to get a souvenir photo and a lasting memory....

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    13. Re:It's Gonna Blow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CVS is evil. Or at least the one here is. Mostly I just hate the head pharmacist.

    14. Re:It's Gonna Blow! by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > [I saw a NZ ranger] walk up to the Lady Knox geyser and pour some detergent into it. A few minutes later it starting bubbling and erupted.

      Nah, he just knew when it would erupt and was too cheap to use a washing machine. Just hope he caught all his clothes in the air before they fell onto the dirt, or else his time was wasted.

    15. Re:It's Gonna Blow! by mph · · Score: 1
      I want to go in there and ask if they have any previous revisions of drugs.
      The best part is that the big, lit -up logo on their stores looks like "CVS/pharmacy". It always reminded me of CVS/Entries, CVS/Repository, and other control files.
    16. Re:It's Gonna Blow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mostly I just hate the head pharmacist.

      Ah yes, the grouchy HEAD pharmacist. He usually requires a TIP.

    17. Re:It's Gonna Blow! by kemkerj · · Score: 1

      F I=1:1 W "Cache is really MUMPS",!

  2. You can all take off your tin-foil hats now.... by BWJones · · Score: 5, Informative

    Well, my father in law follows the geology of the Yellowstone basin fairly closely because of his job as a park Ranger up in Grand Teton (his dream retirement job). In all the conversations I have had with him, he has said nothing of this. To add to that, he lives just outside Jackson Wyoming (Cheny's undisclosed location interestingly enough or at least I've seen him around the Jackson area a number of times) and one would think he would be out of there had there been any dramatic increases in geologic activity indicative of an eruption or large scale animal deaths as alleged in these rumors.

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    1. Re:You can all take off your tin-foil hats now.... by leviramsey · · Score: 1
      Cheny's undisclosed location interestingly enough or at least I've seen him around the Jackson area a number of times

      Cheney has at the least had a summer home in Jackson Hole for a long time; he's a former congressman from Wyoming and changed his residency back from Texas to Wyoming in order to be Bush's running-mate.

      one would think he would be out of there had there been any dramatic increases in geologic activity indicative of an eruption or large scale animal deaths as alleged in these rumors.

      Ah, but your father in law is part of the massive conspiracy!

      Of course, myself being a part of that conspiracy (something you might want to take notice of, so govern yourselves accordingly) and all that... ;o)

    2. Re:You can all take off your tin-foil hats now.... by BWJones · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ah, but your father in law is part of the massive conspiracy!

      As a member of the Illuminati, I know that he is most certainly not a part of the conspiracy. :-)

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    3. Re:You can all take off your tin-foil hats now.... by YetAnotherLogin · · Score: 1

      Then he must be a member of the Illiterati...

    4. Re:You can all take off your tin-foil hats now.... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Nonesense! I checked the membership page and you're not listed.

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    5. Re:You can all take off your tin-foil hats now.... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I don't think it matters. Conspiracy theorists aren't worried about inconvenient facts, they will make up something else to try to explain it away.

    6. Re:You can all take off your tin-foil hats now.... by blackwidow13 · · Score: 1

      who say's that conspiracy theorists just make up something else? If you know how to read between line's, you would understand more? Not all of us go around with our eye's shut, maybe you should open yours more! You honestly believe that DR Kelly killed himself do you? so you believe everything your told by the men in suit's do you? Don't believe everything you see and read, or what you may be told, nothing is as black and white as it seem's?

    7. Re:You can all take off your tin-foil hats now.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I the only one who read Angels and Demons and was *really* hoping they would win?

    8. Re:You can all take off your tin-foil hats now.... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > If you know how to read between line's, you would understand more?

      The AC was more blunt, but really, if you want to look like you have a good argument why a conspiracy could be true, you will want to have at least a limited knowledge of good spelling and grammar. Otherwise, you look stupid. Seriously, if you aren't smart enough to know how to do simple things, like use an apostrophe appropriately, capitalize, have some sense of grammar, and spell common words correctly (although you did not do that), why should we believe that you are smart enough to put together evidence of an extremely complicated conspiracy?

      This is one of the first things I look at when judging whether something is due more research.

  3. So the news is that there is no news? by ObviousGuy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Thank god! I was worried there might be something important happening.

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  4. Guv'mint conspiracy? by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 5, Funny
    Hey, I can recycle my subject lines!

    Their interview with USGS Yellowstone scientists covers all the angles and should inspire the mad-hatters to find something else to fear (for now).

    Of course they won't. If anything they'll take it as a confirmation of the big government conspiracy to cover it up! The scientists were obviously on the government's payroll... (as they probably are, of course).

    1. Re:Guv'mint conspiracy? by bangular · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is really true for all people though. If someone believes something strongly, anything you tell them, they will intrepret it as a confirmation of their beliefs.

    2. Re:Guv'mint conspiracy? by leviramsey · · Score: 1
      The scientists were obviously on the government's payroll...

      Indeed, and they're probably worthy, well-qualified, and properly vouched for...

    3. Re:Guv'mint conspiracy? by maxpublic · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is really true for all people though. If someone believes something strongly, anything you tell them, they will intrepret it as a confirmation of their beliefs.

      So true. Just try talking to one of those religious nutbags, the ones that call themselves 'Christians'. Poster-children for self-delusion, they are.

      Max

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    4. Re:Guv'mint conspiracy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      government erections ~ eruption corruption

    5. Re:Guv'mint conspiracy? by b-baggins · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, they're almost as bad as the ones who go around labeling Christians as nutbags. No matter what kind of evidence you point at them like, say, the writings of C.S. Lewis, or Aquinas or Augustine or Calvin, or Wesley or Luther or Origien or Tertullian, they just go on believing that all Christians are nutbags.

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    6. Re:Guv'mint conspiracy? by nanojath · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Yeah, this shows a remarkable failure to understand what we in the debunkery biz like to call the "woo-woo" mentality. You start with the knowledge that stuff happens (big chunks of garbage strike the earth, things go boom, you know, the usual stuff) and ignore completely the fact that humans have been prediciting doom with great certainty continuously as can be plainly observed from the dawn of recorded history. Pick a favorite doomsday device (great floods are out of favor, more's the pity, planetary impacts and supervolcanos are in), go access a ton of information you don't understand and get crazy. If the "powers that be" say nothing, they're clearly covering it up - if there's a simple explanation, why don't they tell us? If they say, no, this isn't happening, here's why, well, clearly they're covering it up - if it's such a simple explanation, if our radical ideas are so crazy, why are they trying so hard to debunk it? It's a nice strategy, basically saying anything or nothing is proof of your theory.


      Visions, signs, ancient writings, are all popular sources of "evidence." Those insisting on the same standards of scientific evidence we would demand for, oh, frozen-yogurt inspectors are pilloried for their blind adherence to the belief system of science. Remember, nobody can prove love exists, so either you don't believe in love or you accept that the science of geology is useless, as compared to messages in crop circles, for predicting major geological events.


      People really dig on doomsday, I've never figured out why, exactly. Facts will never prevent them from clinging to their favorite theory of how everything is going to go to hell real soon now.


      What really ticks me off is that if an unexpected, civilization-ending cataclysm does happen (and it certainly could - we don't have anything like a comprehensive program for tracking NEOs, for example), one of these damn woo-woo groups will get the credit for knowing about it all along. It's a given, because there is always, always someone "saying this is the year!"

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    7. Re:Guv'mint conspiracy? by Ironica · · Score: 1

      Erm....

      Tertullian c. 160-225
      Origien 185-253/4
      Augustine 354-430
      Aquinas born 1225
      Luther 1516-1525
      Calvin 1509-1564
      Wesley 18th c.
      C.S. Lewis 1898-1963

      So the best you can do is someone writing three lifespans after stuff supposedly happened? That's supposed to somehow convince us all that it's true?

      I can list as many people who have written about wood fairies, probably around the same timeline too. Does that make them real?

      Not that I generally go around calling Xians nutbags... most of them are not so silly as to actually *believe* that the bible is historical fact. But "evidence" does not consist of people saying "Hey, this is what happened" eight to 100 generations later.

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    8. Re:Guv'mint conspiracy? by operagost · · Score: 1
      Well, if you want evidence within Jesus' generation, read the New Testament. After all, there are thousands of corroborating manuscripts going back to the early 2nd century, so at least we know its transmission was accurate. While we have no originals (we have no original texts of just about all classic literature), scholars who know a lot more about this than I do have dated the gospels to about 75-120 AD, and Paul's epistles to 62-65 AD.

      I hope that information wasn't too obvious.

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    9. Re:Guv'mint conspiracy? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > > If someone believes something strongly, anything you tell them, they will intrepret it as a confirmation of their beliefs.
      > Just try talking to one of those religious nutbags, the ones that call themselves 'Christians'


      Well thank you for that glowing review. You are right, of course, Christianity IS the only true religion, as you say, but I can't agree that I am the true son of God. Okay, I guess you've got me... I am the new Christ. Tell everyone you know! Save their souls!

    10. Re:Guv'mint conspiracy? by snake_dad · · Score: 1
      I'm 30something and have trouble remembering stuff from when I was 15. Yes, important stuff too. You want me to have faith in stuff people remember from a hundred years ago? or fifty? I think we've all played the game at parties where one person would whisper a short story to the person sitting to left of him, and so on, to see how much the story changed after x people repeated it to the next...

      excuse me if i misunderstood what you where saying, it's getting kinda late here in euroland :)

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    11. Re:Guv'mint conspiracy? by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      So what if Jesus was an actual historical figure? There's no proof that he's anything other than a schizophrenic hearing voices, or a charismatic con man, or both.

      But then Christianity isn't about proof in the knowable, it's about faith in the unknowable, eh? One of the reasons many of you come off as bunch of nutbags. The fact that you demand everyone else swallow your horseshit is just icing on the cake.

      Max

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  5. Geological & Astronomical timescales are not h by mbrother · · Score: 4, Informative

    There is certainly a chance of a super volcano going up from Yellowstone, and the timescale where that is likely is longer than all of human history. There's an interesting book called Yellowstone Farwell by Wyoming geologist Wanyne Sutherland and his wife Judy (selling well in Wyoming anyway...see at http://www.yelllowstonefarewll.com). I live in Wyoming and worry about terrorism at a greater level than volcanoes (and I recall a Time magazine essay saying that all Americans could do to alleviate their worry over terrorism was to move to Wyoming!).

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  6. Correction by Cornelius+the+Great · · Score: 5, Informative

    "The Internet has been all a-buzz with tin-foil-hat geeks have been in a tizzy over supposed government coverups of a soon-to-come super eruption in Yellowstone (especially see The Shadow Confederacy, but also Rense.com, or BlackVault for entertaining examples)."

    You seem to have forgotten this gem.

    I got your tin foil hat right here!

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    1. Re:Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From that link: "The most recent caldera is 600,000 years old"

      That's how SCO think they own all the unix code.

  7. Dead fish? by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the article: Large numbers of dead fish were not found in Yellowstone Lake, or any other lake in Yellowstone.

    <HATTER TYPE="mad">So where were they found then?</HATTER>
    1. Re:Dead fish? by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      Supermarkets.

      KFG

    2. Re:Dead fish? by demonbug · · Score: 4, Funny

      Showing that it was an obvious cover-up. Why would a supermarket in the middle of Wyoming be stocked with fish? They eat bear and caribou and elk there. Obviously the fish were planted at the supermarkets in question - some of that "cultural interference" you see in the seismo data is probably the huge trucks they used to haul the dead fish around.

    3. Re:Dead fish? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple. Because there aren't any. They died at least 15 years ago.

    4. Re:Dead fish? by Jacer · · Score: 1

      On the shore, obviously.

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    5. Re:Dead fish? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


      strangely enough though, the dead fish weigh exactly the same amount as a piece of dead wood, conspiracy i tell you

    6. Re:Dead fish? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Each year, the US army finds divers with fish for heads washed up on the shore all over the US. Why don't you know this? You never asked.

  8. Documentary by thomas536 · · Score: 2

    Sorry to be vague, but wasn't there a documentary outlining some new information about the volcanic goings on around Yellowstone? I remember it, but it was a while ago...

    1. Re:Documentary by alienmole · · Score: 1
      You're probably thinking of the BBC documentary on supervolcanoes. The link to the transcript is at the bottom of the page.

      The interview above simply debunks the idea that there are currently any clues that an eruption is imminent. However, there really is a giant magma chamber under Yellowstone, and if it ever breached in the right (or wrong) way, the continental US would be toast. The next due date for an eruption is, well, any century now...

    2. Re:Documentary by RedWizzard · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The next due date for an eruption is, well, any century now...
      No. People keep saying it's on a "clockwork" eruption cycle and we're "overdue". Yellowstone has erupted 3 times in the past approximately 2 million years ago, 1.3 million years ago and 600,000 years ago. Those three datapoints are what people are pulling this "clockwork 600,000 year cycle" from. Anyone with a rudimentary knowledge of statistics can tell you how foolish extrapolating any three datapoints is, let alone in the field of vulcanology where things are so variable and we know so little.

      The fact is we don't know when Yellowstone will erupt, it could be tomorrow, it could be in a million years.

    3. Re:Documentary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus that suggests a 700,00 year cycle surely?

    4. Re:Documentary by alienmole · · Score: 1
      The next due date for an eruption is, well, any century now...
      No. People keep saying it's on a "clockwork" eruption cycle and we're "overdue".
      ...
      The fact is we don't know when Yellowstone will erupt, it could be tomorrow, it could be in a million years.
      The way I might put that is, "The next due date for an eruption is, well, any century now..."
    5. Re:Documentary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      next time use 'any millenium now' and maybe, just maybe, they'll get it...

  9. Suuure... by i+love+pineapples · · Score: 5, Funny

    Their interview with USGS Yellowstone scientists covers all the angles

    You'd like us to think that, wouldn't you? But everyone knows that angles were an invention brought to us by the purple skinned cat-people around the same time they built the pyramids and invented the mass hallucination that is Sweden! Nice try, though.

  10. Here's your hat by KalvinB · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Cheny's undisclosed location interestingly enough or at least I've seen him around the Jackson area a number of times"

    I suggest you wear your tinfoil hat. The government is gonna get you now.

    Ben

    1. Re:Here's your hat by BWJones · · Score: 2, Funny

      I suggest you wear your tinfoil hat. The government is gonna get you now.

      No, no. You will notice I said "Cheny's", not "Cheney's". :-)

      Yeah, that's it. Old man Cheny down the road. The farmer. Yeah, you know him.......The guy with the horses.......and....the....big...barn...at...the end of the road?

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    2. Re:Here's your hat by Kulaid982 · · Score: 1


      Your post would have been modded funnier if you had implied that the government had already gotten you by cutting off your last senten!#$(*%#$^*[NO CARRIER]

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  11. Re:Is it just me or .. by windows · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What I don't understand is why anyone who suggests something like the government covering up a disaster or questioning something like the moon landings is immediately ridiculed. There is precedent for such a thing, particularly in the case of near Earth asteroids. In an effort not to alarm the public and to prevent the media from distorting the facts, things are covered up while examined and studied. Stuff like this is plausible and questions need to be asked. If the events such as the seismic activity are still being studied, and nothing is being said to keep the story away from the media, certainly one interview with a member of the USGS isn't going to change things.

    My point is this: why is it so bad to ask these questions? We're perfectly willing to believe conspiracies between SCO and Microsoft but we accept the government at face value on things such as this and ridicule the doubters? Why is this?

    I'm not trying to start a flame war, but I'm genuinely curious why we take such negative attitudes toward questions such as whether the government doesn't yet want to inform the public over seismic concerns in the Yellowstone area. I'll probably get modded down, but I'd like to know.

  12. Eruptions in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I subcontract in the USGS CVO (Cascade volcano observatory).

    There is no big eruption planned in the continental US (don't know about Alaska or Hawaii). Otherwise I'd know.

    1. Re:Eruptions in the US by TyrelHaveman · · Score: 2, Funny

      lol. You're planning eruptions, are you? I'd like for Mt. Baker to erupt in the next couple days so it disturbs the way of life and I don't have to write my History paper. Thanks!

    2. Re:Eruptions in the US by ultrasound · · Score: 4, Funny
      There is no big eruption planned in the continental US

      Maybe its an unplanned eruption?

    3. Re:Eruptions in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know nothing of the planned eruption because it's a conspiracy known only to those few in the terrorist cells that will perpetuate the Yellostone Caldera Eruption of November 12, 2005. I overhead one of the terrorists talking about their plans and reported them to the Dept. of Homeland Security, but unfortunately, they don't have an anti-volcanic-eruption-anti-terrorist division set up yet.

    4. Re:Eruptions in the US by HermDog · · Score: 1

      When they say "There is no big eruption planned in the continental US," well, is that they same they that told us about those WMDs in Iraq?

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  13. Yellowstone? Whatever! by AssProphet · · Score: 0, Funny

    Dood, Yellostone doesn't exist.

    It's just a coverup for a voodoo science plant / CIA Nazi bunker.

    think about it...

  14. If there's one thing you can count on ... by mateomiguel · · Score: 5, Funny
    Their interview with USGS Yellowstone scientists covers all the angles and should inspire the mad-hatters to find something else to fear (for now)."


    If there's one thing you can count on, its that mad-hatters never let any facts get in their way.
  15. Conspiracy theories?? by MagicDude · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe I'm missing something, but what who has anything to gain by covering this up?? Where's the conspiracy? So Yellowstone might have a volcano in it. If you aren't sure, go look for yourself. It's still open. The reason nobody knows anything about it is that there's nothing to know about it. The article says that everything they moniter leads them to believe that nothing is wrong, and the reason they don't release any other information is because they don't moniter every possible aspect of the park. It's only a conspiracy when they're intentionally trying to keep information from you.

    1. Re:Conspiracy theories?? by i+love+pineapples · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm missing something...

      Yeah. You're using logic, something that's usually absent or severly defective in most of the tinfoil hat types.

    2. Re:Conspiracy theories?? by machocomacho · · Score: 1

      Duh..its sitting on a volcano...its gonna explode...just takes a long time, as in not any time soon, to explode...

    3. Re:Conspiracy theories?? by crabpeople · · Score: 2, Funny
      ok..

      because the government NEEDS the hot springs. Millions of peoples go every year to the yellowstone to bathe in the hot springs. they are infected with various diseases (varries by year), in order to conduct wide-spread Genetic Trials on the populace. The goal? Well their short term goals consist of building a database using the peverted bacterium nucleosis. A terrible gene that affects the ability of the cel to produce the lesser know substance from its cousin -RNA. when this RNA bankrupt gene bonds with the cells it slowly affects their homeostasis. once this is acomplished, it is mere SLIGHT OF HAND to take a drop of blood, analyze it and pull up a file on ANY PERSON IN THE USA.

      Longterm goals are unclear. they are reciving funding from major fortune 500 companies, in order to get the industry in place. as more and more industry falls under their control (the puppets who hold the scythe over your head) the "men in red", will enter into a long standing war. this war will be on the "bad" genes. once it discovers them -- using sites like yellowstone ntl park (there are also MANY sites in NEW ZELAND) -- it will slowly introduce cancer spreading toxins -- weeding out the inferior.


      i suggest you take THAT up with your official park ranger
      go now.

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    4. Re:Conspiracy theories?? by spitzak · · Score: 1

      People who believe the conspiracy theory think the scientists and government are lying and they actually know that there will be an eruption soon and we will all die but they are lying because they don't want to cause a panic, or for some other more insidious reason, like the fact that the illuminanti have all escaped earth and left the rest of us to die. It is a "conspiracy" because they all got together and organized and agreed to tell this lie.

    5. Re:Conspiracy theories?? by mpe · · Score: 1

      People who believe the conspiracy theory think the scientists and government are lying

      With other Conspiracy theorists believing governments and disbelieving scientists. Historically governments lie frequently, but they don't always tell the lies people, at the time, suspect them of.

      and they actually know that there will be an eruption soon and we will all die

      For geological events "soon" can mean "sometime within the next few hundred thousand years".

    6. Re:Conspiracy theories?? by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Obviously the government was lying about this purely as a way for them to train civil servants into being able to lie on the really big lies, like the Area 51 disco.

      --
      "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." -- Hanlon's Razor
  16. Re:Geological & Astronomical timescales are no by mbrother · · Score: 1

    Small typo on that URL. Should be http://www.yelllowstonefarewell.com -- thanks.

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  17. Re:Is it just me or .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What near-Earth asteroids? I don't know if any near-earth asteroids. We know where you live.

  18. The Yellowstone Volcano Observatory by mao+che+minh · · Score: 5, Informative
    Can be found here.

    There is a lots of information concerning the actual research being conducted.

  19. Re:Is it just me or .. by Frennzy · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up. Damn straight. I posted on /. recently in response to a headline about an asteroid almost hitting earth.

    And, by the way, I think we are actually looking for the term 'Super Caldera' here. But that's just nit-picking.

    Bottom line? Far too many people (genius and (alternately), slashdotters) are willing to assume that because something hasn't happened during their frame of reference that it simply can't happen to them.

    It is precisely this kind of hubris that has lead to so many of man's failures.

  20. Geological Time by yintercept · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I pretty much hold with the crowd that predicts massive volcanic eruptions, shifting of plates, the erosion of entire mountain ranges, massive glaciation, massive floods...big canyons being carved in deserts, cities sinking under the ocean, deserts turning to forests, forests turning to desert and every single thing you can imagine.

    The sad thing is that I only get to live a human life span and will miss most of it.

    BTW, there is a hot spot under Yellowstone and big cinder cones and a lot of lave flows in Idaho. I think there is a better than average changes of some major event in a short geological time frame.

    1. Re:Geological Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I pretty much hold with the crowd that predicts massive volcanic eruptions, shifting of plates, the erosion of entire mountain ranges, massive glaciation, massive floods...big canyons being carved in deserts, cities sinking under the ocean, deserts turning to forests, forests turning to desert and every single thing you can imagine.

      ...cats and dogs, living together...

    2. Re:Geological Time by BWJones · · Score: 5, Interesting

      BTW, there is a hot spot under Yellowstone and big cinder cones and a lot of lave flows in Idaho. I think there is a better than average changes of some major event in a short geological time frame.

      Oh, there absolutely is, and its a whopper. What do you think is driving all the geysers? The real issue this poster was raising however was a more discrete event in the predictable near future, thus my post. At some point, the magma chamber may indeed break through, but there is no advanced knowledge of when that is going to be and certainly no conspiracy.

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    3. Re:Geological Time by i1984 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Even when a volcano erupts next in Yellowstone it is unlikely to be of a massive scale like the rare caldera forming events of the past. Yellowstone is an exceptional geologic feature, and the spectacular geysers, hot springs, mud pots, etc... are all due to the presence of molten rock at unusually shallow levels beneath the park. If, however, you look at the size and frequency of past eruptions, then combine that with present observations, it's clear that the risk of another catastrophic caldera forming event in our lifetimes is very low.

      Smaller eruptions are, however, much more common. There are various sorts of volcanic events that might qualify as "smaller eruptions," and it really wouldn't surprise me to see one in my lifetime.

      Steam explosions seem like the most likely candidate for the next eruption. Small ones occur every few years. These can blast steam and scorching hot rock high in to the air, but don't result in the actual eruption of lava -- they occur far above any molten rock. These events occur when groundwater, heated from below, flashes catastrophically to steam. Doing so entails the liquid water rapidly increasing in volume, and in order to make room for itself, rock (as well as trees, people, bison, and anything that might get in the way) may be excavated from the vicinity of the explosion. There's a bulge underneath Yellowstone lake that some people speculate is caused by the accumulation of hydrothermal gases and that may possibly represent the future site of a steam explosion (although, again, that's just speculation at this point), and part of Norris Geyser Basin has been temporarily closed because of concern that it could be the site of a future steam explosion -- the ground there recently heated up to around 200 degrees F. Generally, however, steam explosions are hard to predict, and they're also usually fairly localized and fleeting events that present relatively little hazard.

      There are also several dozen non-caldera forming volcanoes in the caldera and immediate vicinity. Most of these erupted shortly before or after the last giant eruption that occurred (roughly) 640,000 years ago. Keep in mind, however, that shortly is relative: most were spaced several thousand years apart. The last one erupted about 70,000 years ago.

      The nice thing about volcanic eruptions is that they usually give some indication that they're coming before any eruption actually occurs. Warning signs can include: ground inflation over wide areas which can be detected by tiltmeters, GPS, and satellite inferometry; changes in groundwater chemistry; earthquake swarms that indicate magma moving a depth; volcanic tremors; and changes in volcanic gas discharge from the ground (this effect can be observed at Long Valley Caldera in California where CO2 escaping from magma has killed many trees, and is present in high enough concentration to be dangerous for humans in some situations). Yellowstone is, furthermore, very well monitored and to date there is no increase in bckground activity to indicate any volcanic eruption is imminent.

      Human history has never recorded a giant caldera forming eruption like those that have occurred at Yellowstone and Long Valley Caldera, we know they are very infrequent events, and also know that much smaller events are much, much, more common. The largest eruptions should also give many of the same kinds of warning signs that other eruptions give, and probably many more. Again, it's also worth noting that past such eruptions at Yellowstone were prefaced for thousands of years by smaller eruptions.

    4. Re:Geological Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      Human history has never recorded a giant caldera forming eruption like those that have occurred at Yellowstone and Long Valley Caldera
      Krakatoa, 416AD, and again in 1883.
    5. Re:Geological Time by Smitty825 · · Score: 2, Informative

      While both Krakatoa eruptions were extremely large, they are not nearly on the scale of the giant Yellowstone & Long Valley eruptions.

      The Long Valley explosion, which occurred ~760,000 years ago was significantly larger. Ash from that eruption was discovered as far away as Nebraska! It is theorized that the sound of the eruption was heard around the world, and that the sky was filled with ash for years afterwards. At the time of its eruption, the mountain was estimated at over 14,000 feet. Now the caldera rests at about 7,500 feet (above sea level)...of course, there has been many more eruptions since then

      ...And the Yellowstone eruption mentioned above was bigger!

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      Doh!
    6. Re:Geological Time by goates · · Score: 1

      Rotorua in New Zeland erupted in 76AD, and turned the skies red in China and Rome. There is now a pretty good sized caldera and lake there.

      goates

    7. Re:Geological Time by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
      Krakatoa 1883

      Fine ashes from the eruption were carried by upper level winds as far away as New York City. The explosion was heard more than 3000 miles away. Volcanic dust blew into the upper atmosphere affecting incoming solar radiation and the earth's weather for several years.

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      Lars T.

      To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

    8. Re:Geological Time by Smitty825 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Krakatoa was an enormous eruption. I don't doubt that...however the Long Valley/Yellowstone events (which did occur in pre-history times) were _much_ larger

      For example, the URL you listed menioned that about 21 cubic km of "crud" was ejected in the Krakatoa eruption. This URL states "About 760,000 years ago a cataclysmic volcanic eruption in the area blew out 150 cubic miles of magma (molten rock) from a depth of about 4 miles beneath the Earth's surface." If Google's math is correct, that is about 625 cubic km of "crud" :-)

      IIRC, Yellowstone's Giant eruption was somewhere around 1,000 cubic km in size!

      --

      Doh!
    9. Re:Geological Time by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      It was mostly a quip at your comment "Ash from that eruption was discovered as far away as Nebraska!"

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      Lars T.

      To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

  21. Re:Is it just me or .. by xpl_the_myst · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Interesting question this ... assuming I'm not some kinda troll-bait now.

    I think that it is because our mind-view of someone calling the government a major hoax is that of a prankster/crank. However, it seems perfectly legitimate to assume that SCO and MS behave the way they do because corporates have that view of devilish, scheming villains in our heads.

    Or maybe, it is better put as, we've seen a lot of false alarms like these and ridiculing questions like these are our natural way to get better at evading those alarms. Nothing wrong, imho.

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  22. Caldera everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    Q: Have you seen rates of deformation anywhere in the caldera that have warranted an increased condition code? What level is the deformation criteria at currently?

    A: No. Upward and downward movement of the ground has been observed at Yellowstone using GPS and satellite interferometry measurement and many other caldera systems. This has lead to the idea that the dynamics of caldera ground motions are a composite of magmatic and hydrothermal fluid movement, but they have not led to eruptions in historic time at Yellowstone.
    Enough with the SCO stories, already!!
  23. Coast to Coast AM by sn0wcrash · · Score: 4, Funny

    I will not believe anything these qualified scientists say until I here a Dr. of Quackology tell me it all safe on Coast to Coast AM. Until then I will believe this news is all a coverup to keep people from panicking. We all know the Gov't has a tiem machine and knows the truth!

  24. Re:Geological & Astronomical timescales are no by kfg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, this is what makes the thing so magnetically attractive to the wing nut crowd. It's true. Yellowstone is a super caldera. It will very likely erupt again. . . someday.

    Maybe when the asteroid hits it. Of which there is also certainly a chance.

    Simple, factual uncertainty wigs some people out more than anything else.

    "My God! We're all going to die!"

    Well yeah, Sparky. Get used to it. But on the whole the greatest risk you face over the next several years is your drive to work. That ought to scare you silly. Roll over in bed. See your sweetie lying there? You're more likely to die at his/her hand than by a volcanic eruption. Even if you live in Hawaii. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

    Dig a hole. Crawl in. Die in the cave in because you were afraid of shoddy workmanship by contractors (paid off by the government, no doubt) and did a much worse job yourself.

    Either that or just lighten up, ferchristsake. Here, have a nice glass of cognac and a cigar to relax.

    Hey, why are you running away?

    Oh. Yeah. The government has told you that will kill you, nearly on the spot.

    Ain't it funny how people chose to chose what they want to believe about what the government tells them? I can't figure it out.

    KFG

  25. Bias and Progress? by core+plexus · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I'm an exploration geologist, and have experience with many facets of geoscience, such as geochemistry, geophysics, and other fields (excuse the pun).

    One thing I have encountered is the bias, whereby someone is so in love with a theory that they are blind to the fair maden that comes along later. It's hard to let go of the comfortable setup you have built over the years, and when some fresh outsider comes along and tells you different, it gets the blood boiling.

    I have encountered this with grizzled old prospectors who were positive they had found the next Sudbury or Ft. Knox, as well as 'cultured, educated' folks who have spent most of their time in the drawing room discussing theory. I have found numerous rich deposits, but due to economics, politics, or other obstacles, most shall remain ummined for now. In most cases, I dispensed with current trends and went back to the old stuff.

    Too often, someone will arrive at a "conclusion" that might look good at the time, but prove to be very wrong later. So what? Someone has to get it wrong. But one has to be able to release that burning stick.

    The Earth has many very serious events in its' past. We can expect more, and we have truly been living in a period of relative peacefulness. I've been to Yellowstone many times, and know what it is like to slip into a pool heated by the Earth, while Elk and Bison graze nearby. Been to Crater Lake, too. Now THAT was a big ol explosion, but it happened way before I got there. I've been in 3 volcanic eruptions, 2 in Alaska. It's quite exciting. One time I raced an oncoming cloud of ash.

    Funny, but when I read this I thought of the people I read of near Mt. St. Helens, and some friends I had in the Phillipines.

    -cp-

    1. Re:Bias and Progress? by rediguana · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Been to Crater Lake, too. Now THAT was a big ol explosion, but it happened way before I got there.

      Another of the biggies was reported to be Lake Taupo in New Zealand. As well as having one of the largest (I think the 26.5ka Oruanui event has been estimated at 800 cubic km). The more recent eruption around 181AD was only about 50 cubic km, but is estimated to be one of the most violent eruptions.

      They have found metres of deposits from Taupo in Auckland which is over 250km away. One of the field trips we did on the Cities on Volcanoes 2 conference in Auckland in 2001, took us to Tamaki in Auckland where we could see around 6m worth of deposit from one Taupo eruption. I think it was this eruption that has been linked to the Chinese noticing changes in their sunsets.

      Check out google for more info

    2. Re:Bias and Progress? by hachete · · Score: 1

      What you say reminds of this:
      http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/volcano/about. html

      The volcanologist who led his party to the volcano that fateful day was, I recall, dismissive of Chouet's theories. I've not heard more of Chouets' theories. Has anyone else?

      h

      --
      Patriotism is a virtue of the vicious
  26. Ay Caramba.. by prakslash · · Score: 2, Funny

    After all this waiting you are telling me, that thing won't blow?
    Well, that damn thing sucks!!

  27. Don't forget the "classic" BBC supervolcano report by alienmole · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Here's the BBC documentary on supervolcanoes. The link to the transcript is at the bottom of the page.

    The interview above simply debunks the idea that there are currently any clues that an eruption is imminent (although much of it seemed to say "we're not measuring that"). However, there really is a giant magma chamber under Yellowstone, and if it ever breached in the right (or wrong) way, the continental US would be toast, and the rest of the planet would experience a nuclear winter style scenario.

    Depending on how you project the historical numbers, we may already be overdue for the next eruption. Then again, the margin for error is measured in millenia, so it's a little like the major asteroid strike scenario: it could happen anytime, but it probably won't.

  28. Re:Geological & Astronomical timescales are no by alienmole · · Score: 1

    Hmmm - so you worry about terrorism in Wyoming more than volcanoes - but are you sure that's rational? Seems like it could be a close call...

  29. Re:Geological & Astronomical timescales are no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Roll over in bed. See your sweetie lying there?
    Hi. Welcome to Slashdot. (I assume you're new here).
  30. Long Valley Caldera by Mahonrimoriancumer · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I think it is funny how many people are obsessed with the volcanic activity in Yellowstone but completely ignore the Long Valley Caldera. From the USGS website:
    Earthquake activity in the Long Valley area of eastern California increased greatly after 1978. ... Since 1980, typical background geologic activity in the Long Valley area has included as many as 20 earthquakes of magnitude 2 or smaller a day, occasional swarms of magnitude 3 and larger earthquakes (felt locally), and uplift of the center of Long Valley Caldera at a rate of about 1 inch per year. Swarms including magnitude 4 earthquakes may occur about once a year.

    This past semester in my geology class we did an in depth study about volcanos and this caldera in particular. My professor has a great deal of enthusiasm about this supervolcano because it is most likely going to erupt within the next 50-100 years.
    --
    So climate's changing. So what? It has always changed. The big news would be if it wasn't changing. - Dr. Philip Stone
    1. Re:Long Valley Caldera by WhiteBandit · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yes, but the caldera itself isn't very likely to erupt. What you would get is a relatively small (as far as volcanic eruptions go) eruption at Mammoth Mountain or at one of the craters in a chain that runs to the north.

      Volcanic activity has occured there within the last 600 years or so as well. Just take a short drive up 395 to Obsidian Dome. That pile of obsidian wasn't there 600 years ago! What is actually interesting is that you can sit on top of Obsidian Dome and look north towards Mono Lake and you will see a series of similiar looking hills that form the Mono-Inyo Craters.

      There is a lot of evidence that there is magma beneath the ground. From various earthquake swarms, to the hot springs towards the south to the treekill at Horseshow Lake.

      Anyway, check out the USGS's outlook on the Long Valley Caldera and also browse around the .

    2. Re:Long Valley Caldera by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      I think it is funny how many people are obsessed with the volcanic activity in Yellowstone but completely ignore the Long Valley Caldera.

      It's not that we ignore it, but that we've been promised that California would be destroyed before (remember all of the earthquake movies in the '70s). If the rest of us really thought that this time it was for real, we'd start ordering Pay-Per-View and buying tickets to the event, but who wants to be disappointed again by a non-starter?

      Prove that we'll be rid of California once and for all and we'll start paying attention. Until then, Yellowstone is pretty spiffy.

      --
      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    3. Re:Long Valley Caldera by captainClassLoader · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In addition to Long Valley Caldera, there are other geologists who believe that Mt. Rainier in Washington might be due for an upcoming cataclysmic eruption - Apparently, this mountain is quite active, and has been responsible for some really nasty fast moving pyroclastic flows in the past - Some which have made it as far away as Tacoma. There was a NOVA episode about this. One of many interesting sites on this is here.

      --
      "The plural of anecdote is not data" -- Bruce Schneier
  31. Re:Is it just me or .. by windows · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, you're not troll bait. :)

    I've read all the articles and I've come to a couple of conclusions.

    The threat of a massive eruption is hyped too much in the articles discussing the threat of such a thing. They fail to point out that there have been many smaller eruptions at Yellowstone. The fact is that there is a threat of a volcanic eruption at Yellowstone and a much much smaller threat of a massive eruption that was discussed.

    Also, it's worth noting that the lack of funding prevents Yellowstone from having some monitoring equipment to monitor seismic and volcanic activity. Without all the information, it's hard to completely dismiss the questions asked about the possibility of volcanic eruptions at Yellowstone in the near future.

    I admit that the threats in the article are exagerrated. On the other hand, I have no doubt the government and authorities tend to downplay such dangers, probably more than they ought to.

    Despite the exaggerations, there are some interesting observations reported in the articles. There's a lot of hard science presented. If the views of the people asking questions are wrong, we ought to be able to dismiss their questions with science and with the facts alone, and without insults and ridiculing. Personally, I think we ought to encourage people to ask questions. Unfortunately, the ridiculing people often receive discourages questioning things. That's a bad thing, in my opinion.

  32. Re:Is it just me or .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    questioning something like the moon landings is immediately ridiculed

    I agree, they shouldn't be immediately ridiculed but rather let them go on national TV with their tin foil hat theories and make an idiot of themselves.

  33. Re:Is it just me or .. by Ancient+Devices+King · · Score: 1

    Asking questions is fine. That's what science is. But stating that something is true without anything (empirical, mathematical or whatever) to back it up is quackery.

    The problem with conspiracy theories on this scale in my opinion is that if they really didn't want us to know, we wouldn't know. They would suppress the people trying to expose them before they said anything at all, and we'd never hear about it. They manage to hide so many other things from us so well that later come out when they aren't as important anymore that I find it hard to believe that if they don't want us to know something that we will ever hear about it. But that's just my opinion.

    As for SCO & MS, I for one am not "perfectly willing to believe conspiracies" between them without some kind of real evidence.

    --
    -"It seems like you're trying to exploit a security hole. Would you like help?"
  34. Proof, probability, and history by mao+che+minh · · Score: 1
    There is a deep history of people manufacturing conspiracy theories concerning massive environmental disasters (among other things). There is no proof that there is any imminent, immediate danger. With the data we have at hand, the probability of there being something wrong, or of the world being in danger, is very low (many would argue non-existant).

    These simple factors are what leads the layman to laugh at the theorists.

    On the other hand, scientists have a history of being very open and approachable about their findings, a trait that is common among scientists, as the very nature of scientific research demands it. Historically speaking, "End of the World" theories have always been wrong.

    Get the picture?

    1. Re:Proof, probability, and history by windows · · Score: 4, Informative

      The threat of a massive eruption is exaggerated in the articles, without a doubt. There is, however, a lot of interesting scientific data presented.

      The interview points out that since the last caldera-forming eruption, which was 640,000 years ago, there have been 30 smaller eruptions. That's an average of one eruption per 21,000 years. According to the USGS, the last eruption at Yellowstone was 70,000 years ago. It's not unreasonable to suggest that another eruption could occur in the near future.

      As for the threat of a massive caldera-forming eruption. the same USGS site reports that they tend to have occurred every 600,000 to 800,000 years over the past 2.1 million years. Since the last such eruption was 640,000 years, it's not unreasonable to suggest that such an eruption could occur within the next 200,000 years if the pattern continues. The threat of such an eruption is overplayed in some of the articles cited in the story, but is not completely unreasonable.

      Note, also, that there aren't any records of what happened the last time Yellowstone had a massive eruption. Such an eruption has not been observed.

      Also, the government does have a tendency to downplay threats while they are still being investigated.

      I tend to think the questions are reasonable but exaggerated. But if the government downplays stuff, the truth is probably somewhere in the middle. I just don't think people ought to be ridiculed when it's easy enough just to debunk them with the facts if they really are wrong.

    2. Re:Proof, probability, and history by hetta · · Score: 1

      The interview points out that since the last caldera-forming eruption, which was 640,000 years ago, there have been 30 smaller eruptions. That's an average of one eruption per 21,000 years. According to the USGS, the last eruption at Yellowstone was 70,000 years ago. It's not unreasonable to suggest that another eruption could occur in the near future.

      Weee-eell. There might've been more eruptions earlier (perhaps like this: 1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 72, 144, etc. thousand years between eruptions), in which case the next one is due in, lessee, three million years, give or take a few millions.

    3. Re:Proof, probability, and history by Florian+B · · Score: 1

      Well, run and hide, it could happen anytime the next few millions of years, or tomorow. Anyway, against such a super erruption there's nothing we can realy do. Not the matter what we do, every action we take will be dwarfed by the actual event. Perhaps it's better to die instantly by the giantic pyroclastic cloud strechting the state then to suffer hunger and cold for the next 20 or so years.

  35. Obviously... by Hellasboy · · Score: 1

    I knew it, that damn John Titor is behind this!

    --

    "Tread softly because you tread on my dreams"
  36. Re:Geological & Astronomical timescales are no by kfg · · Score: 1

    (I assume you're new here).

    You must be new here.

    KFG

  37. Quote from GW by stewwy · · Score: 0, Troll

    "This is one more good reason for the war on everybody oops I mean terrorism, I have recieved reports from my inteligence services that someone is going to blow me.. oops sorry that was clinton .. up with a volcano" (bad spelling deliberate)

  38. What's he selling? by TaddyPorter · · Score: 1

    Does the y2k huxsters come to mind after reading this, or what? http://www.pdjkeelan.co.uk/shadowconfederacy/viewt hread.php?tid=947 "I am doing this simply because I consider it a moral and ethical requirement to let this information be known so that those who may potentially be affected may be properly informed and take whatever action is necessary or possible to protect themselves and their families." uh, where is the link to the water purifciation kit you want to sell me? LOL

  39. Re:Is it just me or .. by Kupek · · Score: 1

    What I don't understand is why anyone who suggests something like the government covering up a disaster or questioning something like the moon landings is immediately ridiculed.

    I can't speak for the disasters, but people are ridiculed for questioning the moon landings because anyone with a basic knowledge of physics and a little curiosity can find plenty of evidence that we did land on the moon.

    There is precedent for such a thing, particularly in the case of near Earth asteroids.

    Who where what now? Do tell, what disasters has the government covered up? What near-Earth asteroids has the government covered up? (I do recall instances of near-Earth asteroids in the range of 160,000 miles from us. I also recall that we only realized afterwards. What I don't recall is any consensus that this was covered up.)

    My point is this: why is it so bad to ask these questions?

    There is nothing wrong with asking these questions. The answers, however, are often freely available.

  40. Re:Is it just me or .. by Happy+Cramper · · Score: 0, Troll

    The US government has covered up a range of things; if my memory is correct: leaks of radioactive iodine in Washington, radioactive fallout in Utah, and a huge list of other crimes, but my bet is most people probably think the government will not be able to cover-up a super-eruption. Nobody knows when it will erupt. I believe the guy believes the site is stable. I assure you, after it goes off, whenever that is, lots of geology textbooks will need to be updated. So what are the chances a near Earth astroid will hit the caldera?

  41. Re:Is it just me or .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mostly because there is nothing wrong with the question, but those people pick and choose facts and find arcane quotes and eye witness statements.
    (eye witnesses are the least reliable evidence)

    they either want to believe it soo much that they flat out lie, or just ignore any evidence to the contrary.
    they are idiots.

    just ask any 911 conspiracy NUT about FEMA and a quote by the head. (god forbid a person under incredible ammounts of stress, and more than likely zero sleep mispeak about the day) all hell breaks loose and its a massive cover up..

  42. Webicorders by umofomia · · Score: 2, Informative
    They made several references to webicorders in the article... I never heard that word before and Googled for it to find the definition:
    The Webicorder is a Web display of seismic data. The display looks like paper records made by machines called "helicorders". A plot of the data is called a seismogram.

    http://www.pnsn.org/WEBICORDER/K20/about.html

  43. Re:Is it just me or .. by joto · · Score: 5, Insightful
    What I don't understand is why anyone who suggests something like the government covering up a disaster or questioning something like the moon landings is immediately ridiculed.

    In general, they aren't. Unless one of the following occurs:

    1. The "suggestion"/theory has been debunked many times in the past, and just because some new guy is telling it now, doesn't mean we should take it any more seriously
    2. The thing is just patently absurd, such as e.g. the fake moon landings (do you think Soviet, the cold war, and the space race is also just fakery by the government? In that case, you could just as well claim nothing is real).
    3. The thing is just beyond comprehension, e.g. David Icke's claims that most state leaders really are lizards.
    4. The person that suggests these things are unable to discuss in a rational manner. E.g, everything against his thoughts is a proof of the conspiracy.

    We're perfectly willing to believe conspiracies between SCO and Microsoft but we accept the government at face value on things such as this and ridicule the doubters? Why is this?

    See the above list.

    but I'm genuinely curious why we take such negative attitudes toward questions such as whether the government doesn't yet want to inform the public over seismic concerns in the Yellowstone area.

    Mostly because nobody is able to see any reason for the government to keep it a secret. Thus there can't be a conspiracy. Who are they conspiring against? People in the yellowstone area? Why? That doesn't make sense...

    If, as you say, there is "secret" research going on to find out if it's going to be dangerous there, then it's actually the opposite of a conspiracy. They are doing it in secret to prevent panic, loss of lives and property.

  44. First Post on Shadow Confederacy by Potor · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Any body else notice that first poster on SC joined that forum on Dec 31, 2003, has made 1650 posts in about 70 days, and yet is "breaking his self imposed exile" with his yellowstone ravings?

    1. Re:First Post on Shadow Confederacy by blackwidow13 · · Score: 1

      Whats the problem with the amount of post's this person has done? Maybe he know's what he's talking about regarding the "yellowstone raving's" as you put it? You shouldnt say something that you cant back up! I do personally know this person and he does know what he's talking about when it come's to Geology!

    2. Re:First Post on Shadow Confederacy by Potor · · Score: 1

      i cannot call talk of a geologico-political cover-up "ravings?"

  45. Re:Is it just me or .. by mateomiguel · · Score: 1
    There is precedent for such a thing, particularly in the case of near Earth asteroids. In an effort not to alarm the public and to prevent the media from distorting the facts, things are covered up while examined and studied.

    Ok, I don't think you are using the term 'covered up' correctly here. If the government simply waits to release information until its solid, that's not a conspiracy or a coverup, that's just good sense. Other people do this too, for instance myself. If I think that I don't quite yet know all the whole answer to a question, I just may say "let me get back to you on that" and then I go to google.

    What I think of when I see the word 'cover up' is a constant and concerted effort to keep information quiet over time, such as... well... I can't think of any real life examples. Either "they"'re just really good, or there aren't any. (how often do you get to use both a "and a ' right after each other. booyah!)
  46. Eruptions in Alaska by core+plexus · · Score: 3, Interesting
    There is no big eruption planned in the continental US (don't know about Alaska or Hawaii). How is this 'funny'?

    Here's the scoop from the Alaska Volcano Observatory. And here is some information on what to do during an eruption. "Alaska is home to more than 40 volcanoes that have erupted in the last 200 years, and more than half of the state's population lives within 100 miles of an active volcano. The single greatest hazard from an explosive volcanic eruption is ash, fine fragments of rock blown into the atmosphere during volcanic eruption. Ash is carried downwind where the coarser particles fall to the ground and fine ash forms a cloud that is carried with the air currents. Ash is extremely abrasive, does not dissolve in water, and is heavy and slippery when wet. Inhaling ash can be dangerous, especially for those with breathing problems, for children, and the elderly. While ash is falling to the ground, you may experience prolonged darkness, loss of water and electricity, and have transportation and communication problems.

    I remember day being like midnight during one of the eruptions. The description above is very conservative. But it is my choice to live here, and I am well aware of the hazards. I've nearly been stomped by a moose in my year, and charged by bears, so a volcano is seemingly less of a threat. At least we don't have any muggers here.

    And here is a page for very recent earthquakes in Alaska, Russian Far East, Japan, etc.

    -cp-

    1. Re:Eruptions in Alaska by nelsonal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One of my favorite stories from the St. Helens eruption (I moved to eastern washington a few years after it occured, it was pretty neat to dig down 3 inches and see this inch thick line in the soil) was the people who tried to wash the ash off their sidewalks and learned geology the hard way, (the stuff compresses a bunch when it gets wet.

      --
      Degaussing scares the bad magnetism out of the monitor and fills it with good karma.
    2. Re:Eruptions in Alaska by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I remember day being like midnight during one of the eruptions."

      - or in the middle of winter.

  47. Re:Is it just me or .. by Gyan · · Score: 1

    Mostly because nobody is able to see any reason for the government to keep it a secret. Thus there can't be a conspiracy.

    But the government has access to much more information and analysis than outsiders do. You can try to pin motives on the government and then judge those motives not worthwhile, but you don't know what motives they might have. It comes down to faith.

  48. Re:Is it just me or .. by blincoln · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My point is this: why is it so bad to ask these questions?

    I don't think it's bad to ask the questions. However, when people start constructing massive theories based on scant evidence and then cling to them madly, that's a different matter.

    Scientists are smart people, and many of them are happy to answer questions from people who don't specialize in that area. It can be frustrating, though, when one of those people is dead set on believing something that is completely crazy.

    For comparison, I went to a lecture by Brian Greene (author of The Elegant Universe) last night. He's a very, very smart guy, but he is also good at explaining things like quantum mechanics and string theory to non-physicists like me.

    At the end of the lecture, there was a question and answer session.

    One of the people asked a lengthy question about similarities between the language of mysticism (the "word of God" and the vibrational jibber-jabber that some people are into now) and that of advanced physics (e.g. string theory and the idea that all particles are actually the result of vibrations). He was obviously a misguided UFO guy, but because he asked the question in an open-minded way, Greene was able to turn it into an interesting topic.

    Later, a woman came to the microphone and started off by accusing him of being biased towards "European mathematics," and that if he's interested in the higher dimensions that string theory predicts, he should be investigating the Africans who can enter the fifth dimension and that Einstein was looking for some Buddhist chant that would function as a unified theory. Because she was dead set in her crazy ways, he couldn't turn it into an interesting discussion and basically had to just tell her she was wrong.

    --
    "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
  49. Oh, *Yellowstone* by Channard · · Score: 1

    Damn.. there goes my 'I guess Yogi'll be going out with a bang' joke.

  50. Re:Is it just me or .. by C10H14N2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Mt. St. Helens gave only two month's warning before setting of an explosion equal to a 24 megaton nuclear bomb, roughly 1848 Hiroshimas. In the year preceding that explosion, there were 500,000 tourists on the mountain.

    It doesn't really matter if all is well in the neighborhood today in terms of what could happen within a year. The reports amount to little more than a weather rock. A single earthquake could change everything. Catastrophic volcanic events happen fairly frequently, so all this constant reference to 50,000 year timeframes really starts to sound a bit coy.

  51. Re:Is it just me or .. by windows · · Score: 1

    As another poster pointed out, covered up wasn't quite the best choice of words. But in the case of near-Earth asteroids, scientists and the government do keep things quiet while they have a chance to investigate. It's not unreasonable to suggest that this sort of thing could be done in other instances as well. Have they covered up disasters? I didn't word that well. Have they kept things quiet about potential disasters for one reason or another? You bet.

    I think at times we are unreasonably harsh toward people who ask questions. Sure, the threat in the articles is exaggerated, but I tend to think the government would downplay the threat of a volcanic eruption at Yellowstone while it's being investigated.

    As for the moon landings, I believe they really did happen. On the other hand, I am open minded and there are some reasonable questions asked, some which I have not seen answers for. Let me pose one to you. While we don't really know the effects radiation could have on astronauts, we do know the effects radiation has on film. The astronauts traveled through the Van Allen belts without a great deal of shielding and with film that AFAIK wasn't protected well either. The effects of lesser radiation can be demonstrated on film at any dentist's office. And that exposure lasts only a few seconds. The question is why the film brought with the astronauts on their voyage to the moon wasn't affected by radiation. I'm just curious. :)

  52. Tin Foil Hats indeed by Hays · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hahah... What is with these people? check out the posts by "Dragonrider" on the shadow confederacy web site

    This guy is certifiable. Ahh.. isn't the internet wonderful.

    1. Re:Tin Foil Hats indeed by XMode · · Score: 1

      'Access to this website is currently not possible as your hostname/IP appears suspicous.'

      OMG! I mist be in on it! Quick, tie me up before I get away!

  53. HAHAHAHAHHA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wait a second: You worry about terrorism?

    Sir, you are absolutely insane.

    More Americans die in 36 hours from heart disease than were killed by terrorism in the entire year of 2001 (source)

    If you're going to worry, at least worry about something that you actually have any control over - stop smoking. Take care with your diet and make sure that you get enough exercise. Don't drink and drive. Wear your seatbelt and make sure that you maintain your car.

    Worrying about terrorism isn't going to do anything, and your reaction to any "terror" event will be the same as if it wasn't terrorism: if there are shots, explosions or big fires - grab the nearest person who needs assistance - and run. Of course, if you've been worrying about your health rather than terrorism - you'll actually be able to run rather than waddle.

    1. Re:HAHAHAHAHHA! by khakipuce · · Score: 1
      I could not agree more. People's view of risk seems to be entirly related to what the media and politicians pump into their brains, rather than the actual statistics.

      Just think how often you have been in a car crash - not vey often, right? Then think that the chance of being caught up in terroism is a tiny fraction of this, and the chance of being injured in in a geological event is so close to zero that all reasonably numerate people would call it zero.

      Ok, someone is going to tell me how often they have been in a Californian earthquake - taken across the entire population over an average life span, the risk is still very small.

      --
      Art is the mathematics of emotion
    2. Re:HAHAHAHAHHA! by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      Oh, absolutely. That whole hysteria about WWII was even more ridiculous. I mean, what were the odds of a German attacking in Iowa?!? Yet people were going insane with rubber drives and paper drives, and rationing and all sorts of thing. Mass hysteria. They should have been much more worried about their cholesterol intake.

      --
      You can tell a great deal about the character of a man by observing those who hate him.
    3. Re:HAHAHAHAHHA! by trixillion · · Score: 1

      Interesting statistic.

      One which does not hold if you happen to live, as I do, in NYC (for us, you were twice as likely to die in 2001 from heart disease as from terrorism.)

      But for the average american it is a waste of energy to worry over terrorism.

  54. Non-answers by Andy+Smith · · Score: 3, Interesting
    This is the first I'd heard of this rumour but one thing I do know is that the worst thing you can do when confronted with a rumour is give an answer that can be seen as evasive.

    Seems the Yellowstone scientists don't know this. For example, the first question...
    Q: There have been continuing rumors at various web sites that animals are either leaving the park en-masse, or dying in large numbers. These rumors include stories of large numbers of fish dying in Yellowstone Lake. The cause is stated as increased toxic gaseous emissions. Are there animals leaving the park? Or dying in large numbers? Are there large numbers of fish being found dead in the lake?

    A: Toxic emissions are no worse than usual at Yellowstone. The park's wildlife population has undergone no problems due to toxic emissions. Some of the park's wildlife is migratory, such as bison, elk, and many species of birds. This year's migrations were not unusual. Large numbers of dead fish were not found in Yellowstone Lake, or any other lake in Yellowstone.
    Even as someone who approached this story with an open mind and no preconceived ideas, when I read this answer I had two immediate thoughts...
    This year's migrations were not unusual.
    If animals were leaving due to some sort of environmental change then that wouldn't be migration, so saying that the "migrations were not unusual" doesn't answer the question. (ie: The migrations may have been perfectly normal but what about the thousands of animals leaving for unexplained reasons?)
    Large numbers of dead fish were not found in Yellowstone Lake, or any other lake in Yellowstone.
    Don't dead fish wash up on the shore? So isn't that where they'd be found? Again, saying that they weren't found *in* the lakes doesn't strictly answer the question.

    Anyway, I'm not trying to side with the conspiracy folks here because to be honest I don't actually know what their 'side' is, but that interview did set off some alarm bells for me. Whenever I see answers that are very specific, but specifically not an answer to the exact question that was asked, I become suspicious.
    1. Re:Non-answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Oh please!

      Well you only read it that way because you have suspicion, but the guy who is answering don't have any. So he answers in a straight and normal way.

      This is the mechanism to spread rumors and suspicion. 101 of FUD.

      -"Any large scale fish deaths?"
      -"We haven't found any dead fish IN the lakes or at the SHORES of the said lakes and NOR did we find any REMAINS of fish NEAR or IN the lakes."
      -"WHAT????"

    2. Re:Non-answers by Mr+Guy · · Score: 2, Funny

      However, you are going to want to duck because there are large numbers of fish RAINING down from ABOVE the lake. We, personally, believe they are not dead until the SPLAT AGAINST the land AROUND the lake.

    3. Re:Non-answers by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      Dealing with conspiracy theorists is somewhat like dealing with a rabid squirrel that's fixated on you. If you make even the slightest wrong move, he's all over you. The difference is that conspirancy theorists can do no damage and deserve no respect, whereas one should respect a rabid squirrel if one has one's own best interests at heart.

      And if these answers are setting off alarm bells in your head, you are either irrationally afraid of the conspiracy bunch or you're one of them. Either way it's not good.

      --
      Mod down posts with a "Free Mac Mini/iPod" sig, they're spam!
  55. BTW by Poligraf · · Score: 1

    American government most slashdotters like to bash is doing an enormous job in preserving the world air travel (most North America to Far East routes fly over Alaska and Kamchatka).

    One of the biggest danger of the volcano eruptions is ash that clogs jet engines.

    So, monitoring equipment is put in many parts of the world by the USGS, and local people are trained in order to use it.

    Real time map of ash clouds is made, and planes are redirected if necessary.

    US Government foots the bill for all of these services and equipment in most of poor countries.

    --
    Tigers respect lions, elephants and hippos. Maggots respect no one. (C) S. Dovlatov
  56. Re:Is it just me or .. by bhima · · Score: 1

    I don't know Dave Icke, but this lizard thing may have merit!

    --
    Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
  57. Re:Geological & Astronomical timescales are no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That ought to scare you silly. Roll over in bed. See your sweetie lying there? ...

    You mean my beowulf cluster?

  58. Northwest Passage by core+plexus · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Page for that is here, thanks for reminding me.

    "North Pacific and Russian Far East air routes (gray lines) pass over or near more than a hundred potentially active volcanoes (red triangles). Aircraft flying along these routes, some of the busiest in the world, carry more than 10,000 passengers and millions of dollars of cargo each day to and from Asia, North America, and Europe. In the North Pacific region, several explosive eruptions occur every year. Ash from these eruptions, which has caused jet engines to fail, is usually blown to the east and northeast, directly across the air routes."

    And here's what happened to one 747: "As the crew of KLM Flight 867 struggled to restart the plane's engines, "smoke" and a strong odor of sulfur filled the cockpit and cabin. For five long minutes the powerless 747 jetliner, bound for Anchorage, Alaska, with 231 terrified passengers aboard, fell in silence toward the rugged, snow-covered Talkeetna Mountains (7,000 to 11,000 feet high). All four engines had flamed out when the aircraft inadvertently entered a cloud of ash blown from erupting Redoubt Volcano, 150 miles away. The volcano had begun erupting 10 hours earlier on that morning of December 15, 1989. Only after the crippled jet had dropped from an altitude of 27,900 feet to 13,300 feet (a fall of more than 2 miles) was the crew able to restart all engines and land the plane safely at Anchorage. The plane required $80 million in repairs, including the replacement of all four damaged engines."

    -cp-

    Alaska Bugs Sweat Gold Nuggets

    1. Re:Northwest Passage by mpe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And here's what happened to one 747: "As the crew of KLM Flight 867 struggled to restart the plane's engines, "smoke" and a strong odor of sulfur filled the cockpit and cabin. For five long minutes the powerless 747 jetliner, bound for Anchorage, Alaska, with 231 terrified passengers aboard, fell in silence toward the rugged,

      A 747 without engine power does not fall it glides... Nor would it do so in silence, airflow over the wings and fuselage produces noise, as does the RAT.

    2. Re:Northwest Passage by Sapwatso · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A little hyperbole perhaps, but at that rate of descent it probably felt like falling to the passengers, and considering how much noise the engines make, having them shut off all of a sudden is close enough to silent.

      As for the RAT... I'm not familiar with that TLA, what is it? Not the squeaky kind with the tail and beady little eyes I assume.

    3. Re:Northwest Passage by grgyle · · Score: 1

      Just a little engineering pedantry from someone in the biz....the 747 does not have a RAT, but the 767 and 777 do. The 747 has 4 engine redundancy (versus 2 of the other twin-aisle models) and is a much older design that was never updated to incorporate a RAT.

      --
      ----- And all that the Lorax left here in this mess was a small pile of rocks, with one word...UNLESS.
    4. Re:Northwest Passage by Odin's+Raven · · Score: 1
      As for the RAT... I'm not familiar with that TLA, what is it? Not the squeaky kind with the tail and beady little eyes I assume.

      Yep, all Boeing aircraft carry a genetically engineered mutant rat on a really big exercise wheel to power the aircraft in the event of total engine failure. Ever wonder why those massive aircraft only have 4 inches between each row of seats? It's because they have to leave room for the emergency backup rat. :-)

      Okay, time for reality. I'd never heard of this TLA either, but Google is everyone's best buddy, and reveals that RAT stands for "Ram Air Turbine". As a previous poster stated, it's a propeller-driven hydraulic pump that keeps the hydraulics working enough to operate the control surfaces, hopefully allowing you to land if you lose all your engines.

      A little follow-up googling located a page with a picture of a RAT. Haven't found a picture of an aircraft with the RAT deployed -- the page I linked to just shows the RAT itself.

      --
      A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
    5. Re:Northwest Passage by mpe · · Score: 1

      Just a little engineering pedantry from someone in the biz....the 747 does not have a RAT, but the 767 and 777 do. The 747 has 4 engine redundancy (versus 2 of the other twin-aisle models) and is a much older design that was never updated to incorporate a RAT.

      Not undating the design, especially given that the 747 has been through many changes since it first flew, appears to be a bad decision on the part of Boeing. Flying through a volcanic erruption typically takes out all of an aircraft's engines. Since the APU (Auxillary Power Unit) is also a gas turbine that probably wouldn't work either.
      Redundent systems are only as redundent as the least redundent component. With contaminated air (or fuel) the number of engines isn't an issue.

  59. It WILL blow, but the bacteria will pay for it by Mr.+Protocol · · Score: 1

    Sure enough, the Yellowstone caldera will blow high and mighty one of these millenia, and send an ash plume to the East Coast too. But we'll be able to pay handily for the damage by a simple use tax put on biogenetics companies, levied on the billions and billions of $$$ they're making from the genetics of the bacteria they pull out of the hot springs there. I've seen the little square of cyanobacterial mat they cut out of Octopus Pool up by Great Fountain geyser. That little square alone was worth billions, for the tailored bacteria they got out of it.

  60. Re:Is it just me or .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Thats a pretty sad story. I would have asked her why she stopped taking her medication.

  61. Re:Don't forget the "classic" BBC supervolcano rep by HeridFel · · Score: 1
    Could you please be a little more specific when saying the "right (or wrong) way".

    It just happens that I have 15 SS-21 warheads in my garden shed, and with some general pointers, I might be able to speed things along a little bit.

    Then Mr Putin can just press the red button and we can all go back to living under Communism again...

  62. Barking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I thought that some of the posters on /. were completely gaga. I take it all back. This lot really take the biscuit. I'm sure that they will all have really credible explanations in a couple of months as to how the world goverment covered up the explosion (with the aid of alien technology no doubt). Barking, completely barking. I couldn't be bothered to register to point out the faults with the postings. Carry on /. you are the voice of (relative) reason.

  63. Comforting by Florian+B · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "There is no continuous monitoring of ground movement of the lake bottom." "There is no continuous gas monitoring in the park." "There is no continuous monitoring of the magnetic field in Yellowstone." "..a more complete set of wider frequency seismometers would be very useful to monitor such signals throughout the entire Yellowstone volcanic field." "We have recently applied for funds..." One can say with certainty, not noticeable change was observed. How comforting.

    1. Re:Comforting by GeoGreg · · Score: 1

      There has been ongoing sesmic monitoring of Yellowstone from 1972-1981 and 1983-present (see this page. If any magma is moving around, this network should pick it up. I don't know why one would want continuous monitoring of the magnetic field in Yellowstone. Molten magma cannot be detected magnetically (look up "Curie point"). And while they may not be continously monitoring the lake bottom, there is continuous GPS monitoring in Yellowstone and the surrounding region (see this page). And of course every scientist wishes for better equipment and more money for research. No surprise there. I wouldn't be worried by these comments.

  64. Why Yellowstone, anyway. . ? by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The recent stories had the smell of hysteria from the outset. I filed them under, "Hm. Better keep an eye on this. Volcanoes do blow up from time to time, and the region is pretty unstable. Old Faithful spouts for a reason!"

    But it didn't seem like the thing to be focusing on. The Yellowstone situation, (or non-situation, depending on your news source), seems more like a symptom than a real focus of concern.

    With Blue Bands showing up on Jupiter, (indicating massive upheavals of lower atmospheric gasses), and the crazy solar flare activity of late last summer. . .

    Like the tides, this stuff is gravity related. Something big is going on out there, and I've mentioned one of the theories as to what may be many (modded to dust) posts ago.

    --Brown Dwarf Companion to the Sun passing nice and close out Pluto-way. Moving through the Kuiper Belt. Disrupting comets down into lower orbits. Cyclical comet disasters on Earth based on this. --We're seeing the final bits of the last cycle burning up and even hitting the earth even now. . . Soon to be renewed by a bunch of rocks from the rim!

    Not something to get upset over, of course, but watch the skies! I wonder where the first big one is going to land. . ?

    As the esoterics say, "The Human experiential cycle is mirrored by the Universe." --And Human experience is a pretty harsh ride at the moment. The world has gone nuts.

    --I just read in a local paper that cops are now charging people for leaving their keys inside unlocked cars. In order to protect the insurance corporations! It may be subtle, but it's basically saying that it's against the law to trust my fellow humans. And the fact is that most people won't even blink an eyelash at his.

    Yep. The world is nuts.


    -FL

    1. Re:Why Yellowstone, anyway. . ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The world is nuts? Are you serious?

      My grandfather grew up in the despicable poverty of the Great Depression. His childhood was scrounging for food. Millions - more than ever before - had just died, needlessly, in the Great War. Millions more would follow in the decade to come, including - especially - civilians, in the Holocaust and the Rape of Nanking. He was drafted at the age of 20, and manned a 50 caliber machine gun. He was an engineer, one of the first to land on the shores of France on D-Day. After the war, the threat of some crazies like Kruschev and Kennedy were *that* close to the button at all times.

      And you think the world just went nuts? Get a fucking grip.

    2. Re:Why Yellowstone, anyway. . ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like the tides, this stuff is gravity related. Something big is going on out there, and I've mentioned one of the theories as to what may be many (modded to dust) posts ago.
      --Brown Dwarf Companion to the Sun passing nice and close out Pluto-way.


      So you think there's a brown dwarf out there? Something that massive with powerful gravitation was missed? Are you even aware of how Pluto was discovered? It was discovered by inference through its gravitational pull on the other planets (mainly Neptune), long before it was actually imaged. You think thousands of people got their math wrong, and you're the only one who's got it right? Well then there are several scientific journals who want to publish your proofs. Got anything more than just your limited observations?

    3. Re:Why Yellowstone, anyway. . ? by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      When you step out to get that local paper and it isn't there, and the supermarkets are empty, and people have reorganized into rioting groups to raid for food...then the world will indeed have gone nuts.

      Right now the world is just a little tipsy.

  65. No worries about Volcanos!! Whew! (Read) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny


    George Bush hears your concerns, and today announced a $2 billion dollar package to setup the Department of Homeland Vulcanism. Famous actor Andy Dick is well thought to be slated for the new director position, getting him a seat in Bush's cabinet. Bush's fondness for Dick is well known.

    The new department is expected to fund research into two main areas, eruption preventing "volcano plugs" and earthquake preventing "tectonic plate glue". Many question whether the new director is up to the task, but white house spokesman Fleischer insists "Bush knows Dick."

  66. Re:Geological & Astronomical timescales are no by dj245 · · Score: 1
    Yellowstone is a giant Caldera? Does that mean they are going to raise up from the depths of hell, change their name to SCO, and rain lawsuits and strange Intellectual property schemes down upon us all?

    Or will SCO sue them over the name "Caldera" and things will settle down again?

    --
    Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
  67. assessment by Undefined+Parameter · · Score: 4, Informative

    I used to live in Wyoming, and I still have some relatives there. Back when I was in middle school there, we learned all about the Yellowstone Cauldera; Wyoming school kids are lucky in that the state is so geologically diverse and interesting.

    Anyhow, I'm just establishing that I have some tiny bit of credibility, despite the fact that I admit I'm not a fully-trained or professional geologist.

    I think, aside from the tinfoil-hat bent, the issue here boils down to two questions: Is Yellowstone a danger? And, Is the danger immediate?

    To the first, the answer is a powerful yes. Were Yellowstone to blow like it has before, there's a pretty good chance most of the human population would be wiped out.

    To the second question, the answer is: probably not. Overall, the geothermal activity in Yellowstone has been cooling down in the last fifty years. There is an increase in geothermal activity North of Yellowstone, but I've been informed that it's new and a relatively small danger. The theory is, in regards to that, that the hot spot which has caused all the fun activity in Yellowstone is simply moving northward.

    As for the rest... well, you can draw your own conclusions.

    (Apologies for any errors or typos; I'm literally half asleep as I type this.)

    ~UP

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    Eat the Path.
  68. Speaking of geology... by Peyna · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else see Jeopardy last night? The answer purported that the Richter AND Mercalli scales of earthquake intensity are only measurable with a seismograph. I found it quite hilarious.

    --
    What?
  69. Chaotic and Quixotic... by Genda · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Human beings are simply lousy at managing long term threat. If we can't look it in the eye's we ignore it, until it bites us in the back side and leaves us bleeding with no butt... that or we end up rediculously phobic, unable to function, worrying about things that are astronomically unlikely and ignoring the sure threats that are around us daily.

    The folks in Japan thought they had quakes down flat, then Kyoto showed them they were rediculously under prepared. Even now, people are building home virtually "on" the San Andreas fault in southern California, because the short term economics outweighs the long term insanity of certain disaster. The biggest threats to people, of the hand of god type, are; * Surprise boulders or snowballs from space, * Super Volcanoes (the magma chamber under Mammoth Mountain California are a lot more scary than the Yellowstone caldera, at least at present.) * Super Tsunamis (a large slope failure on the big island in Hawaii could produce a wave over a thousand feet high on the American west coast.) * A tremendous amount of methane has been discovered on the Atlantic ocean floor. If the gas that is currently locked up were to be released all at once, a disaster killing millions of Europeans or Africans would be almost certain. * A super deadly bug, currently hidden in the deep tropics get contracted and spreads around the world making SARS, HIV, Chicken Flu, and Ebola look like a walk throug the park. We know there are terrible nasties in the jungle. It's only a matter of time before somebody catches something truly grievous. We know that the human population was at one time reduced to fewer than 1,500. Around the same time about 25,000 years ago, many of our closest hominid cousins went to their final rest. This coincides fairly well with a really big supervolcano eruption in Malasia (I believe), that may have made things very difficult for hominids for more than a decade. So we know this is a real threat. The problem is that largish tracts of history pass with no sign of serious disaster then BOOM! Something goes horribly wrong. Lot's of people get pushed off this mortal coil. Lot's of people pass down legends about the hard times and people forget. After a few years it's business as usual.

    Our leaders need to take realistic precautions. They need to create sound technological contigencies for real but rare threats. The work on this super disasters should be proportinal to the likelihood of serious destruction divided by the real probability of the threat... i.e. spend more on helping folks lose weight and quit smoking, than making national plans to survive a super volcano.

    Within reason protect people from their own stupidity, and short sightedness. At the same time, it is important to prioritize threats, and make sure that you're addressing the ones that will more often than not bite you in the butt. Once you've got those issuesmanaged, then you have time and resources to protect yourself against the vagueries of the universe. That and you spent more time having a life that worked, than worrying about what you cannot control.

    Genda

    1. Re:Chaotic and Quixotic... by Phyrexia · · Score: 1
      We know that the human population was at one time reduced to fewer than 1,500


      We do?
    2. Re:Chaotic and Quixotic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A tremendous amount of methane has been discovered on the Atlantic ocean floor. If the gas that is currently locked up were to be released all at once, a disaster killing millions of Europeans or Africans would be almost certain.

      Millions of dead Europeans?

      You might call that a disaster... I call it a good start.

    3. Re:Chaotic and Quixotic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The folks in Japan thought they had quakes down flat, then Kyoto showed them they were rediculously under prepared.
      Kobe, not Kyoto.
      We know that the human population was at one time reduced to fewer than 1,500.
      Bullshit. Prove what you're saying or don't say it. (Reminder: Bible is not proof)
    4. Re:Chaotic and Quixotic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google for "Eve population bottleneck". Some interpretations of some data could support a number this small. Most do not, certainly not enough to say "we know" as opposed to, say, "some think".

    5. Re:Chaotic and Quixotic... by Genda · · Score: 1

      Whoops, My bad...

      Sorry about the Kobe thang... I totally spaced... Hell I can tell you the name of the fault that went bang, but I got the city name wrong... Oh well.

      As for the human population, that one is way esy to find. It only took me about 10 seconds to Google a site with impeccable credentials;

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/2975862.stm

      However, I read the original article in either Science or Nature. Oh and the only thing I've ever used the Bible for as proof, is the certainlty that large groups of people can and will screw up a good idea.

      Genda

  70. Re:Geological & Astronomical timescales are no by tonywestonuk · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Maybe when the asteroid hits it. Of which there is also certainly a chance.

    The numbers game is different from the 'chances of asteroids hitting'. Let me explain, (following numbers are just for example, but you get the idea) Chances of been hit by asteroid.
    Year 1 - 0.0000001 %
    Year 2 - 0.0000001 %
    Year 3 - 0.0000001 %
    ..
    Year 9999 - 0.0000001 %

    Chances yellowstone errupting.
    Year 1 - 0.0000001 %
    Year 2 - 0.0000002 %
    Year 3 - 0.0000003 %
    ...
    Year 9999 - 0.0009999 %

    The difference between Yellowstone going up in smoke, and an asteroid, is that the chances of erruption increase each year an erruption hasn't occured, due to the previous years magma adding to the pressure. Eventually, the chances will become large enough that it will be more lightly to happen than not. As opposed to the asteroid hitting, that might happen, but probably not... and also not subject to the previous years non-event effecting this years chances.

  71. Re:Geological & Astronomical timescales are no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But on the whole the greatest risk you face over the next several years is your drive to work. That ought to scare you silly.

    Actually I bike to work. It's good exercise, fun, cheap, and saves the environment. The drawback is, I figure it's probably around ten to a hundred times more likely (per mile) to be fatal.

  72. thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and just what the hell is yellowstone ?

  73. Re: Ron-answer by pmj · · Score: 1

    You have to assume some *slight* amount of intelligence on both parts.

    Q: ... Are there large numbers of fish being found dead in the lake?

    A: ... Large numbers of dead fish were not found in Yellowstone Lake, or any other lake in Yellowstone.


    Seems like a pretty direct answer to the question.

    --
    Are you BioCurious?
  74. Re:Is it just me or .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back in the day, people like that used to be treated with a frontal lobotomy. Before that, they were kept in asylums.

    Nowadays, you can only lock up people with criminal tendencies, and cutting up peoples' brains without their informed consent is frowned upon. So the crazies tend to become homeless cranks, or failing that, tenured faculty in the gender studies department.

  75. Dont fear geysers... by Cyno01 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you live on the east coast fear the half kilometer tall super-tsunami thats set to slam into the east coast as far as 12 miles inland when one of the canary islands collapses into the ocean during its next eruption, which could be any day now. Just something to think about. :)

    --
    "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
  76. If ya really wanna scare yourself... by Evil+Pete · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't mind a little bit of doom and gloom now and then ... as long as its way off and unlikely. Can be entertaining and makes you forget about your current problems. But I've been reading up stuff lately on Hubbert's Peak, and I gotta say I'm praying its just a tinfoil job cos its scaring the crap out of me.

    I came across the Hubbert's Peak a few years ago when I read a book review in American Scientist, but the implications didn't really sink in. Then recently I followed some google links. F*ck me. Just google for "Hubbert's Peak" or "peak oil". Basically, its based on analysis of the remaining cheap oil available to civilisation. Emphasis on cheap oil. Yeah yeah theres heaps of oil in the ground but if its 5 times more expensive then its no good cause the economies of the world will collapse. Here's the scary bit: according to predictions (by geologists) in the next few years (or by 2010) world production of oil will start to drop ... and never recover, and the price will just go up and up. End of civilisation ... yadda yadda. And no time to create alternatives. Funny thing is when you hear people like Dick Cheney saying the Club of Rome was correct, strange days.

    Fortunately, on slashdot I can be sure that the majority wont believe this so I am looking forward to basking in some ignorance. I feel like I need it.

    Dammit where's that tin foil hat ?

    --
    Bitter and proud of it.
    1. Re:If ya really wanna scare yourself... by Christianfreak · · Score: 1

      At risk of drifting completely offtopic

      Heh, I've read all this stuff. I think so of those people have their tin-foil on too tight. The basic idea of peak oil is true, that at a certain point oil production will level off and then begin to fall making prices go up. Hard to argue with. We know we're using it up. That whole civilization ending argument is based on the idea that:

      A: The economy is based on oil just like Ireland's was based on potatos before the potato famine. Which while paralells can be drawn we still have other choices, a worldwide system isn't so closed.

      B: That oil production is going to drop straight down and overnight the price is going to raise to astronomical levels. This is complete BS, production will gradually go down and thus prices will gradually go up. As prices get too high people will start to look harder for alternatives. That's simple economics.

      C: that we don't have any alternatives at all if we were to run out of oil. Uh ... Coal? Not all that clean but we aren't running out of it. Coal can generate electricity and we can pretty much run anything on electricity rather than combustion. "But all the plastic we use is made from oil", 1: we can recycle what we have. 2: we can make synthetic plastic without oil. 3: Plastic is filling up our landfills anyway, using less probably would be good for us.

      So to come back somewhat to the topic at hand: I think you still have more to fear from YellowStone than from peak oil. Of course, the real scary stuff is Easter Island. (glad I don't live on the east coast)

    2. Re:If ya really wanna scare yourself... by Fnkmaster · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I sometimes feel like a broken record on Slashdot, since I have a history of discussing this issue here and elsewhere. But in my opinion, the end of cheap oil is not necessarily a bad thing. You see, there are economic substitutes for oil. They are not as cheap as oil currently is, it's true. However, they are not orders of magnitude more expensive.


      If the extraction price of oil came up by a factor of 5, we'd finally have a situation where renewable fuels like bioethanol would become more economically feasible to produce and use than fossil fuel oils. Would the price of operating your car go up? A bit, perhaps 20-30% on average, maybe more. But in fact, a bioethanol-based fuel economy would likely have more stable long term fuel prices than the crazy market we have now, and I'm pretty sure that would be better for the economy then the insanity that's gone on over the last 5 years with fuel prices up and down by more than a factor of 2.


      Beyond basic automotive uses, there are still a lot of other uses for oil in the form of petroleum-derived products like plastics. I don't know the actual breakdown of uses, but I suspect that most of these products could be adapted to production from other forms of hydrocarbons as oil becomes more expensive. Or perhaps there would continue to be a sufficient supply of oil to make these products if the automotive uses were eliminated.


      In short, I don't think the world economy would crash overnight since I don't think the supply will run dry overnight - prices will start rising, and people will adapt to the technologies that have already been developed. Some serious legislative intervention may be required to speed things up when that does happen. But a lot of us would be happy indeed to see an end to the privileged role the oil-producing countries play on the world political scene.

    3. Re:If ya really wanna scare yourself... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "C: that we don't have any alternatives at all if we were to run out of oil. Uh ... Coal? Not all that clean but we aren't running out of it. Coal can generate electricity and we can pretty much run anything on electricity rather than combustion. "But all the plastic we use is made from oil", 1: we can recycle what we have. 2: we can make synthetic plastic without oil. 3: Plastic is filling up our landfills anyway, using less probably would be good for us."

      Plastic is not sustainably recycleable - it can only tolerate a generation or two of recycling before it cannot be recycled again and must be discarded. So at the best, plastic still will fill up our landfills. Glass, steel and aluminum and family can be recycled over and over again. Of course, the greater energy needed in recycling and shipping heavier non-plastic products notwithstanding...

    4. Re:If ya really wanna scare yourself... by sg_oneill · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While I agree there is a definate tinfoil hat element to the peak oil thing, coal really isnt the answer. We are already overdoing the co2 emission thing, coals just gunna make it ugly.

      Now that said, natural gas:: Tis a winner. Cheap and clean (solar/wind even better of course!)

      --
      Excuse the Unicode crap in my posts. That's an apostrophe, and slashdot is busted.
    5. Re:If ya really wanna scare yourself... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > natural gas:: Tis a winner.

      Natural gas is too expensive. Plus, do you have any idea of the difference in available oil to available Natural gas?

    6. Re:If ya really wanna scare yourself... by hesiod · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Some serious legislative intervention may be required to speed things up when that does happen. But a lot of us would be happy indeed to see an end to the privileged role the oil-producing countries play on the world political scene.

      And what do you think the first "legislative interventions" will be? Well, as oil starts to go dry, it will be harder for campanies to get enough supply for demand, so under usual market forces, they will have to reduce size or go out of business. Given the government's view of oil companies (as campaign contributors, ignoring Dem/Rep here), they'll probably prop them up by wasting taxpayer money.
      We'll be paying to support a business that can't support itself, just like the airlines. People don't want to fly as much any more, since it isn't necessary, but the government is giving them money hand over fist so they can still get their precious contributions/bribes. Hmm, maybe if some of the least profitable ones go out of business the ones left over will pick up the other companies' passengers and start to succeed. *gasp* what a horrible concept!

      Sorry for the rant...

    7. Re:If ya really wanna scare yourself... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since we are off topic.

      Easter Island is in the Pacific. If you are worried about the East Coast, the you must be thinking of the island of La Palma, in the Canary Islands off the coast of North Africa.

      Regardless, you are as misinformed on economics and oil as you are on geography.

      Do us all a favor and get an education.

    8. Re:If ya really wanna scare yourself... by CFTM · · Score: 1

      An interesting little factoid about oil that I've come across in various of my history classes and my own readings ... Good ole Alaska. Unfortantely I have to do a hand waving argument here based on what I remember and what I've read. I could be quite wrong with my assesment and if someone has evidence to the contrary I'd love to see it but the short and sweet of it is the US Government has been watching how much oil we take out of Alaska and specifically buying from Over Seas so once we run them dry, we'll still have Alaska.

      Oil is power, without the world would stop thus we're using everyone elses oil to perserve our own. I'm not really saying it's ethical or that we shouldn't seek alternative solutions I'm just saying that that is how our government is doing things. I could be off base and this could be trollish drivel but who knows!

    9. Re:If ya really wanna scare yourself... by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

      The problem is we don't just use oil in cars for transportation. Petroleum based products are used in everything from plastic manufacturing to fertilizer. That's the real concern. We could all go back to steam engines if it was only the problem of transportation (though we would have to build a massive rail infastructure due to the falling off of trucking and the deteriotating state of our railroads) but what are you going to do about the significantly lower crop yields and the rising price of hundreds of other products? No one really knows how much our great food surplus is due to petroleum based fertilizers but consider this - before we began using them, the world's population was only a billion or so ppl. Now it is 6 billion. If we suddenly have a drop we coudl see rising food prices etc. leading to food riots and all other kinds of non-niceties. Adding the whole end of civilization Fallout senario where the world starts fighting over the last remaining resources on Earth and you get the picture.

      --
      There's a growing sense that even if The Future comes,
      most of us won't be able to afford it.
      -- Lemmy
    10. Re:If ya really wanna scare yourself... by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

      One of the petroleum derived products is fertilizers. These fertilizer have had a significant role in raising the yeild of crops around the world. Without them, we'll see a drop in yeild and possibly shortages or even famines. We had a population of something like a billion or two people before we started using the fertilizers (and other farming methods, etc.). Our population growth is largely dependent on that progress. You have to grow, refigerate, and move to market vast quatities of food. If you don't you get shortages, famines, riots, and instability. People won't fight a war cause they can't drive arounda s much but they will if they aren't getting enough to eat.

      --
      There's a growing sense that even if The Future comes,
      most of us won't be able to afford it.
      -- Lemmy
    11. Re:If ya really wanna scare yourself... by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure the percentage comapred to hwo much is still in the middel east is in in the single digits. If I remember correctly, it comes out to be %2 or so. Put simply, we could use the entire alaskan oil reserve in a single years (or 3 at most) if we relied soley on it.

      --
      There's a growing sense that even if The Future comes,
      most of us won't be able to afford it.
      -- Lemmy
    12. Re:If ya really wanna scare yourself... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But in fact, a bioethanol-based fuel economy would likely have more stable long term fuel prices than the crazy market we have now...

      Sorry, wrong.

      Any fuel based directly on agriculture will be at the mercy of weather, climate and global warming just as food crops are. Prices will NOT be more stable, they will be LESS stable.

      Also, agriculture-based fuel competes with food crops, raising world food prices AND fuel prices as well. Rich vs. Poor all over again, except now its a fight of fuel vs. food.

      I hope like hell we aren't forced to trade food production for fuel. That's when the world will really start sucking.

    13. Re:If ya really wanna scare yourself... by Fnkmaster · · Score: 2, Informative
      This issue has been extensively analyzed by years of DOE and NREL projects on bioethanol and other biofuels. Since bioethanol is produced from cellulosic feedstock, much of which can be cultivated in lands that aren't really arable for grains and other food crops, there isn't necessarily much competition. Additionally, there are lots of substantial sources of waste cellulose available that can be built into the production pipeline at a scaled up bioethanol plant. Like I said, don't listen to me, listen to the Department of Energy.


      I don't deny that it's possible for crop prices to fluctuate, but generally I'd say that food prices are more stable in first world countries than gas prices. And the kinds of crops you are thinking of are mostly premium fruits and vegetables which are substantially more weather sensitive that what we are talking about here. Weeds, grasses and other low production cost cellulose sources can grow pretty much anywhere, barring serious dryness or "dustbowl" phenomena.

    14. Re:If ya really wanna scare yourself... by cptgrudge · · Score: 1
      Without them, we'll see a drop in yeild and possibly shortages or even famines.

      The only countries that will starve are the ones that refuse to adapt to new technology.

      Time to use genetically modified food. Don't like it? Die of malnutrition. Resistance is futile.

      --
      Qualitas edurus commercium, nullus penitus net rimor, nullus deus beneficium
    15. Re:If ya really wanna scare yourself... by the7cs · · Score: 1

      There's a Website that talks about these issues and why the alternative fuels are not alternatives at all. Specifically, because of how much oil it takes to produce many of them. Many others simply cannot be used to power vehicles given present and emerging technology. The specific article dealing with the alternative fuels is here.

    16. Re:If ya really wanna scare yourself... by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1
      And that article's rejection of ethanol is based on a complete misconception, which I just explained in my post. It is discussing the net energy loss involved in corn ethanol production. If you want to read more about the net energy production from cellulosic biomass-derived ethanol, there are LOTS of studies available for download from the DOE site I already referred to (see my post here on this topic).


      I agree with the author of that article's sentiment, that there is the potential for serious crisis when the supply of easily extracted oil reserves diminishes and costs start to rise seriously, but I also disagree strongly with his takes on the value of the possible solutions available. I am fairly certain that the importance of coal as an energy source will increase, and ethanol-from-biomass is the best available transportation fuel alternative we have. Also, little infrastructure change is required to distribute and use it - existing engines can be easily retrofitted to burn E85 fuel (and plenty of FFV vehicles that can burn gas or ethanol/E85 are already on the roads and could be made in much greater numbers if demand were there).


      The oil gap can be filled with existing technologies. I think it may take a serious economic crisis to get us to face the issue and deal with it though.

  77. hmm by revolvement · · Score: 1, Funny

    Their interview with USGS Yellowstone scientists covers all the angles and should inspire the mad-hatters to find something else to fear (for now)."

    That's what they want you to think.


    /tinfoilhat

  78. Re:Geological & Astronomical timescales are no by TechnoVooDooDaddy · · Score: 1

    but what are the chances that a slashdot user will roll over in bed and see someone there at all???

  79. You forgot the best upcoming disaster by xtal · · Score: 1

    Hard to beat this. Don't even need to invent the data - congress is well aware of this one.

    --
    ..don't panic
    1. Re:You forgot the best upcoming disaster by Melantha_Bacchae · · Score: 1

      That's easy to beat. Running out of oil wouldn't even be any kind of disaster if our government types and the big corporations weren't too greedy to move away from oil by now.

      Yellowstone is a super volcano, one of the world's biggest. Most of Yellowstone Park is inside its caldera. Its major eruptions are extinction events. When it went off back in the late Cretaceous, the eruption had the force of 1000 Mount St. Helens. A pyroclastic cloud, moving at the speed of sound, filled with ash, debris, extreme heat, and shock force, swept down from the volcano, flattening and incinerating anything (including dinosaurs - we have their charred bones) in its path. The western half of the USA was buried in ash. The whole world went through a nuclear/volcano winter. If you would like to see a dramatization, watch "Little Das' Hunt", a "Dinosaur Planet" episode.

      If such a large eruption were to happen today, say bye-bye to the US and its food production. Maybe even bye-bye human race. You were saying something about running out of oil?

      As for me, I really hope we clean up our act and start convincing Mother Earth that we are worth keeping around. I don't want to be buried in volcanic ash along with some dinosaurs she didn't like anymore.

      Mr. Goto: "Nature spent millions of years making all this, and we destroyed it all in a matter of minutes."
      Ms. Goto: "So what now?"
      Mr. Goto: "It may not be too late to save the trees in the forests. It's going to take many years of hard work."
      Ms. Goto: "Maybe, when we have grandchildren... they can live in a different world -- one where people respect the environment. We have to make sure that becomes a reality."
      Mothra Leo roars "Grow! Grow!", and sheds ten thousand years worth of sunlight, rain, and dreams on the forest, which comes back to life in a matter of minutes.
      "Rebirth of Mothra" 1996

    2. Re:You forgot the best upcoming disaster by hesiod · · Score: 2, Informative

      > I really hope we clean up our act and start convincing Mother Earth that we are worth keeping around. I don't want to be buried in volcanic ash along with some dinosaurs she didn't like anymore.

      I think what would be much more useful is to teach people that nature doesn't want anything. "Nature" is a word that is basically "Earth." You might as well try to convince a tree to dance the Hokey-Pokey. If a volcano is going to blow, it is going to blow regardless of anything mankind does. All volcanic activity is underground, in sealed caverns (if it were not sealed, there would be no pressure -> no eruption), so anything we do to the environment up here affects it in no way whatsoever.

      Therefore, I conclude that eco-nuts (not calling you one) are wasting their time, as we'll probably be wiped out by something over which we have no control before we kill ourselves (except possibly for war, which can kill us all with almost no warning).

    3. Re:You forgot the best upcoming disaster by snake_dad · · Score: 1
      As for me, I really hope we clean up our act and start convincing Mother Earth that we are worth keeping around. I don't want to be buried in volcanic ash along with some dinosaurs she didn't like anymore.

      Yeah, let's quicky go sacrifice some virgins to make her happy (/me looks around and sees plenty candidates), so Mother Earth will use her magic to ward off any huge meteorites coming our way, and to stop magma chambers from building up to much pressure.

      Yes, there are probably some things we can do to lessen our impact on nature, on our habitat, but by playing the (often hilarious) drama card the greens only hurt their case.

      --
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    4. Re:You forgot the best upcoming disaster by cptgrudge · · Score: 1
      Save the trees? What the fuck.

      There are more trees in the US than when we got here. Take your pick of who "we" is. Maybe those people in your tree-hugging hippie movie should have planted a few more trees like we did.

      --
      Qualitas edurus commercium, nullus penitus net rimor, nullus deus beneficium
  80. Thera/Santorini 1460BC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Thera/Santorini 1460BC which wiped out the Minoan Civilization, and is believed to be one of the possible basis for the Egyptian Plague of Darkness.

    1. Re:Thera/Santorini 1460BC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've also heard it theorized that the eruption and near disappearance of the island originates the story of atlantis.

      Either way the ruins found on the island (what's left of it) indicate that the people there packed up and left. The eruption was preceded by smaller events.

  81. Why? by PakProtector · · Score: 1

    How can anything like this get posted on /.?!

    It hasn't been endorsed by three independant crackpots yet! What do they take me for, sane?!

    --

    Edward@Tomato - /home/Edward/ man woman
    man: no entry for woman in the manual.
    "Qua!?"

  82. Obligatory Family Guy Quote: by Gadgetfreak · · Score: 1

    Volcano Insurance Salesman: "Come on, it doesn't rain in Rhode Island"

    Peter: "Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure there aren't any volcanos, either...."

    Salesman: "Well, don't you think we're due? "

    Peter: "Touche, salesman..."

    --
    "No fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it!" - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
  83. Conspiracy theories = Profit by jmichaelg · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The one thing that all the conspiracies have in common is someone is selling a book that will tell you all the secrets that are being covered up. Buy the book and then "YOU TOO WILL KNOW WHAT THEY AREN'T TELLING YOU!!!!!" or "DON"T BE CAUGHT UNAWARES! BUY THIS BOOK TO KNOW THE ***REAL*** TRUTH!"

    Only problem is I'm not sure what the fake truth is.

  84. Re:Geological & Astronomical timescales are no by Azghoul · · Score: 1

    It's pretty sad when a nicely insightful post like yours gets nothing but goof-off replies.

    Oh well.

    I can't figure it out either, btw. I think it's part intellectual laziness, however.

  85. Attention /. readers: by defishguy · · Score: 3, Funny

    RE: Copyright Infringement

    From: D. McBride

    Attention: It has come to our attention that some newsworthy geologic fluctuations are occurring at Yellowstone National Park Lake. It has also come to our attention that several scientists and conspiracy advocates are unlawfully using the term "Caldera" to describe what is otherwise known as a super volcano. Please be advised that "Caldera", "Caldera Systems", and "Caldera Anything Else" are copyrights owned by the SCO Corporation. You are advised that as of March the 12th we will begin legal action to protect our copyrights. Additionally a lawsuit against against the Federal Government for ownership of the "Yellowstone National Park" as we believe that Yellowstone Lake is a derivative work built on our copyright.

    Thank You:

    Santa Cruz Operation
    AKA: Owners and Master of the Known Universe

  86. Re:Geological & Astronomical timescales are no by Rick.C · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Ain't it funny how people chose to chose what they want to believe about what the government tells them? I can't figure it out.

    For those who haven't seen "Bowling For Columbine", the last part delves into this subject. It posits that the government and news media like to keep the US populace living in fear. Fear of anything - just as long as there is fear. The movie doesn't really answer the question of whether it's a conspiracy, or maybe that the populace likes to be fearful and the government/media are just "selling what sells." I sort of came away with the feeling the movie was saying the government realizes that if people are afraid they'll turn to the government to protect them, and they're milking that for all it's worth.

    Anyway, it's an interesting take on the national psyche.

    Can't say much for the rest of the movie, but I'd mod the "fear" part +1 insightful.

    --
    You were 80% angel, 10% demon. The rest was hard to explain. - Over The Rhine
    "Math in a song is good."-Linford
  87. EMERGENCY POSTING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    _________________________________

    EMERGENCY POSTING

    early morning january 8, 2004

    late last evening we received word that there were 22 more earth-quakes in iran and that country is on maximum alert / our sun and solar system have been very active and yellowstone is more tenuous after 5 major quakes in jackson wyoming this past afternoon ... from now on anyone in the area within 500 miles of yellowstone should be prepared to evacuate on a moments notice ... plan a route!!! and know where your loved ones are so they can be evacuated on short notice / this is not a notice to evacuate but simply a notice to be prepared / if it comes to that ... drive away from the area towards the farthest point from yellowstone ... no one can predict if or when yellowstone might blow ... just be prepared is all i am saying ... the earth seems to be very unstable ... jim mccanney
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  88. Yes, it seems he's very "dedicated" by Gandhian_Rage · · Score: 0

    To what, I don't know. Though, to have over 1000 posts, comprising 90% of the site content, it surely must be important.

  89. No, not debunked by Transcendent · · Score: 1

    This article only gives another explanation to what has been going on in Yellowstone. Most of the answers given by the scientist being interviewed are inconclusive. Most of the time he just says that certian changes have not been "oberved". This, coupled by the fact that they have stopped monitoring many elements of Yellowstone, only gives way to more speculation.

    Frankly, this could get those tin-foil wearing geeks stirring even more.

  90. The thing tinfoil-hats should REALLY worry about by Megane · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Do a google search for "new madrid earthquake". I don't recommend that you make long-term plans to live in Memphis.

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  91. Re:Geological & Astronomical timescales are no by jridley · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually I bike to work. It's good exercise, fun, cheap, and saves the environment. The drawback is, I figure it's probably around ten to a hundred times more likely (per mile) to be fatal.

    Actually only about 4 times, from what I understand.

  92. Re: Superstitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When my 'stitions' are correct, then my superstitions themselves become 'stitions' and I lose my grip on reality....

  93. Re:Is it just me or .. by Frennzy · · Score: 1

    Okay. Here's some science.

    (by the way, the 'meters' was a typo, current estimates are at 150 feet in diameter)

    e=mc^2

    Based on the destruction that was measured, it's not entirely difficult to estimate the amount of energy required to cause the observed effect. Since there is a definite formula for converting mass to energy and vice versa, and given that we have samples of debris from extraterrestrial objects, we can calculate an average density. Therefore, we can approximate to a fair degree the approximate diameter of a spherical object required to create the effects that we quite clearly documented.

    So, how about showing us some of your (allcaps) SCIENCE!

    While you're at it, why don't you try some GRAMMAR! and some SPELLING! while you're casting stones in a glass house, hmm?

  94. Tidal Wave by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1

    If there is a tidal wave that washes up 12 miles inland, then I want to be standing 12 miles and 1 foot inland to watch it just so I can say 'Nyah Nyah Nee Goo Goo'.

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  95. But what does it say about CHEMTRAILS? by swb · · Score: 1

    ... and should inspire the mad-hatters to find something else to fear (for now)."

    There's no amount of debunking that can deter the mad-hatters and the tinfoil hat crowd. A buddy of mine is fairly inspired by the chemtrails conspiranoia and there's just no amount of debunking that will dissuade him; he's admitted that he doesn't know what they spray, that there's no scientifically valid evidence that anything IS being sprayed, or any logical rationale (other than genocide) for spraying bad things on the population.

    People who buy into conspiracy and paranoia will ALWAYS find a reason to disbelieve debunking and believe the conspiracy. To their "credit", it's not like the post-WWII government hasn't given even reasonable people lots of reasons to buy into conspiratorial thinking....

  96. Re:The thing tinfoil-hats should REALLY worry abou by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do a google search for "new madrid earthquake". I don't recommend that you make long-term plans to live in Memphis.

    Sings...
    Hello, information, get me Memphis, Tennessee
    Please let them know they're going to fall into the sea...

  97. No conspiracy by Trauma_Hound1 · · Score: 2

    What the hell does conspiracy theorist have to do with this? There was a documentary on the Discovery channel, on this very subject. There is a magma chamber under yellowstone, and they traced volcanic ash, many states away, that came from there.

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  98. Dead fish? Red herrings by ianscot · · Score: 1
    Two other assertions that didn't make the final edit owing to lack of evidence:
    • Showers of frogs did not rain down on Washington, D.C.
    • Flights of black swans did not descend on the Dead Sea in fulfillment of prophesy.
    • Black helicopters haven't been sighted over your house.

    It'd be funnier if my Oklahoma relations weren't so into that last one. These people are still living out McCarthyism, one way or another.

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  99. Bill Bryson's book by ChiaBen · · Score: 2, Informative

    Bill Bryson wrote a book I'm reading which is an excellent general question answerer: "A Short History of Nearly Everything" Amazon

    It goes into craters, and also the Yellowstone super volcano. It's pretty interesting and fun to read (as are all of his books!)

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  100. Rule # 1 when talking about Illuminati by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2, Funny

    You shall not talk about the Illuminati, except on pain of Death.

    As an expert on the Illuminati, I can reasonably conclude that you are NOT a member of the Illuminati.

    If you want to know my qualifications as an expert, I cannot tell you. You understand?

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    1. Re:Rule # 1 when talking about Illuminati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to know my qualifications as an expert, I cannot tell you. You understand?

      Wishful thinking..........

      The difference between your post and the parent poster was that he was leveraging humor, which hides the truth, whereas you......are wishing for power or knowledge you do not have.

    2. Re:Rule # 1 when talking about Illuminati by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Your post as Anonymous Coward says more about you than you said about me. But as a complete moron, will won't have a clue what I mean.

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    3. Re:Rule # 1 when talking about Illuminati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your post as Anonymous Coward says more about you than you said about me.

      Haaaaahahahahaha. Your wailing and gnashing of teeth do nothing but exhibit your frustrations and sense of disenfranchisement from the real power structures. Additionally, as a supposed member of the Illuminati, Anonymous posters would create no barrier to discovery of identity. Right?

      But as a complete moron, will won't have a clue what I mean.

      Your anger betrays you. I believe your grammar says more about your level of intelligence and capability than anything else.

    4. Re:Rule # 1 when talking about Illuminati by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      [blockquote]Your anger betrays you.[/blockquote]

      Pot, is that you?

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    5. Re:Rule # 1 when talking about Illuminati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pot, is that you?

      Seeds of question and doubt have been sowed and that is how we maintain power and confuse the weakminded. You do not and will not know with whom you trifle, but I will advise you to be careful.

  101. Almost maybe Re:Conspiracy theories?? by mynameis+(mother+... · · Score: 1

    Think about it-
    If there is a higher probability of an unavoidable caldera 'event.' WTF difference will it make if you are at Yellowstone, or in LA, etc? I don't think it's going to dramatically alter your survival rate!

    Temper the above with the fact that 'sooner than later' agreably could mean 2210 vs 12210 as much as 2005... No? And then factor in the massive propensity for stupid-human-tricks and demonstrations-in-poor-reasoning...

    I'm not saying that there is a coverup, just that it wouldn't be so totally unfathomable.

    Although if announced, Mel has his sequel ;)
  102. You can never disprove a conspiracy by giminy · · Score: 1

    "Their interview with USGS Yellowstone scientists covers all the angles and should inspire the mad-hatters to find something else to fear (for now)."

    The trouble is, conspiracy theorists don't operate rationally. A conspiracy theorist would simply say "the scientists were paid off/faked the report/are covering it up." It's a government conspiracy, after all, and we all know that the "real" government has unlimited resources with which to rule the world (secretly) with an iron fist.

    Debunking a conspiracy theorist is about as easy as solving the meaning of life.

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  103. Ram Air Turbine. by AzrealAO · · Score: 1

    If the engines fail, the RAT deploys. If I'm not mistaken, it's essentially a propeller generataor that is deployed into the airflow (usually under) the aircraft. It provides just enough power in an emergency to keep the hydraulics and flight control systems operating in the event of total engine failure.

  104. Re:Geological & Astronomical timescales are no by kfg · · Score: 1

    I bike to work as well. I don't even own a car anymore.

    As for chances of fatality, well, that's highly variable. If you're an average cyclist you're far more likely to be injured on a bicycle than in a car, but less likely to have any of those injuries prove life threatening, so overall your risk per mile is only a few times greater than in a car, and then only if you're riding in close proximity to cars.

    If you are an experienced cyclist who is trained in, or applies the techniques of Effective Cycling (tm) (with whom I have no affiliation) your chances of a fatal accident on a bicycle, even while mixing it with cars, is only about 1/10th that of driving a car.

    Save your life, have some fun at the same time. Join a good touring club in your area. Bicycles aren't anywhere near as dangerous as some people like to think, and even then, it's really the bloody cars that are dangerous, not the bike.

    KFG

  105. Re:Don't forget the "classic" BBC supervolcano rep by alienmole · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Could you please be a little more specific when saying the "right (or wrong) way".

    Sure - I'm always up for an adjustment of the status quo. All you have to do is breach the main magma chamber such that it is exposed to more or less normal atmospheric pressure. The gases that are currently dissolved in the magma, under pressure, will then release explosively.

    It's analogous to the cork on a champagne bottle: you only have to remove the cork a little way - providing a route for pressure equalization - and all the gas bubbles dissolved in the champagne simultaneously decide to head for freedom, taking the cork with them.

    But a champagne bottle is more like a regular volcano: it has a neck which constrains the flow of champagne, like an ordinary volcano's primary magma conduit. That happens because normal volcanos have magma chambers far below the surface of the earth, which severely constrains the escape of magma.

    In Yellowstone's case, there's a large magma chamber much closer to the surface, the heat of which causes all the geysers and other geologic activity in Yellowstone. If that magma chamber is breached, the magma escaping under pressure won't have to force its way through nearly as much rock. Instead, much of Yellowstone and the surrounding region will become the cork on a well-shaken champagne bottle without a neck.

    It just happens that I have 15 SS-21 warheads in my garden shed, and with some general pointers, I might be able to speed things along a little bit.

    I suspect that bombarding the surface may not help much, unless you get lucky and vibrations deeper down cause something to crack. I think you're looking at a venture along the lines used in the asteroid-hitting-Earth movies: you're going to have to drill a bunch of holes a few miles deep, preferably at widely spaced points around the caldera's 1500 square mile area. Then insert your warheads, rigged with remote detonators or people very dedicated to your cause, down to the bottom of the holes. Unless you have a death wish, I suggest being on the other side of the planet when triggering the detonation.

  106. Re:Is it just me or .. by Kupek · · Score: 1

    I didn't word that well. Have they kept things quiet about potential disasters for one reason or another? You bet.

    Okay, I'll bite. What do you have in mind?

    You've obviously never bothered to look up the answers to that question yourself, because it took me one google search and a ctrl-f to find the answer - they were only exposed to the radiation for four hours each time, and they were protected by the spaceship.

    This is exactly what I'm talking about.

  107. Coal liquifaction by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 2, Informative
    eah yeah theres heaps of oil in the ground but if its 5 times more expensive then its no good cause the economies of the world will collapse. Here's the scary bit: according to predictions (by geologists) in the next few years (or by 2010)

    No way it's that soon. It's still coming up too fast for that - it's not going to be like hitting a wall, as individual wells will go dry at different times, we'll gradually start tapping the stuff that's kind of hard to drill, before moving on to the stuff that's really hard to drill.

    There are also other options - someone mentioned bio-fuels. In addition, coal, of which we have absolutely assloads, can be treated chemically to yield gasoline and such. This program was started after the 70's embargo and actually got pretty far, but it cost about $2/gallon (can't remember what year those dollar estimates were pegged to), which wasn't competitive then. By the late 80's, we got complacent because oil was cheap again, and funding was cut for such programs.

    Ultimately, if we had to, I bet a coal-based fuel wouldn't cost more than $2.50-$3 a gallon today if it were scaled up. Not pleasureable, no - but we're nearly paying that now in LA, and I believe the cost is currently higher than that in Europe now.

    So no, I don't think the "doom and gloom" scenario will come to pass that easily.

    1. Re:Coal liquifaction by Ironica · · Score: 2, Informative

      we're nearly paying that now in LA, and I believe the cost is currently higher than that in Europe now.

      When I was living in England in 1996, petrol was about 55 pence/liter, with an exchange rate of around 1.65 dollars to the pound. That comes out to about $3.44 a gallon. *In 1996.* Just accounting for inflation, that's over $4 a gallon now.

      Yeah, gas is substantially more expensive in Europe...

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    2. Re:Coal liquifaction by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Summer, 1993 in Italy, gas was around $4-$4.5/gal. No one batted an eye.

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    3. Re:Coal liquifaction by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      Especially since we can already manufacture bio-fuel from .. poo

      I remember reading that by blasting waste with 5000 degree nitrogen a slurry was formed that could be distilled into diesal - and the cost is already only a few cents over the cost of regular diesal.

      Corn is another product that becomes viable if the price of a barrel of oil goes over forty bucks a drum.

      you're right - in a vacuum the oil wall is doom and gloom. Fortunately - we don't live in a vacuum.

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    4. Re:Coal liquifaction by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

      As for 'too soon'. The current prediction for the peak is 2004. However, I believe oil production has been dropping slightly each year since 2000, but that might just be random crap. The thing is when it (production level) starts to drop the price of oil must necessarily rise fairly quickly (since you have rising demand coupled with decreasing supply) and even it if just stays level the price will rise because of increasing population and demand from booming countries like China. And the US would have higher demand if it wasn't for the current recession.

      Here's what Cheney said in 2001, found here (I find this quote just totally surreal):

      "The uh, I think basically that now, that peaking of oil will never be accurately predicted until after the fact. But the event will occur, and my analysis is leaning me more by the month, the worry that peaking is at hand; not years away. If it turns out I'm wrong, then I'm wrong. But if I'm right, the unforeseen consequences are devastating. But unfortunately the world has no Plan B if I'm right. The facts are too serious to ignore. Sadly the pessimist-optimist debate started too late. The Club of Rome humanists were right to raise the 'Limits to Growth' issues in the late 1960's. When they raised these issues they were actually talking about a time frame of 2050 to 2070. Then time was on the side of preparing Plan B. They like Dr. Hubbert got to be seen as Chicken Little or the Boy Who Cried Wolf... "

      Anyway, if the price of oil rises it feeds into every item in the economy. Its as if the interest rates were being continually jacked up. A sure fire way to slow an economy.

      I kind of hoped that with all the advances in solar cells etc we would be soon moving to some kind of manufacturing of artificial fuels or replacements such as oil from coal, but really I must have been deluding myself. How long does it take to retool the world economy for this ? Measured in decades and the cost really requires cheap oil (that is it has to be done while oil is still cheap so the infrastructure is affordable). It has to be mandated by governments since oil companies wont see this as economical until the oil price dictates it ... which would be too late for the lead times concerned.

      Guess what I'm really saying is you haven't calmed my worries. :(

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    5. Re:Coal liquifaction by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 2, Informative
      As for 'too soon'. The current prediction for the peak is 2004. However, I believe oil production has been dropping slightly each year since 2000, but that might just be random crap.

      We'll soon know if the peak's 2004, and I'd bet a lot of money it's not. The predictions I've seen of that are based on fitting data to rather arbitrary models. I don't believe it for a second. As for decline since 2000, I would say two things. 1) there have been greater declines than that (after 1973) followed by long-time rises, and 2) oil production tracks the economy, which has declined since 2000. Oil production will increase.

      Anyway, if the price of oil rises it feeds into every item in the economy. Its as if the interest rates were being continually jacked up. A sure fire way to slow an economy.

      That's certainly true, and the result would be bad, but I fall on my previous analysis that oil becoming gradually harder to get will gradually drive up the price to the point that something else will be more attractive. I don't think it will be a jarring process. We just need to get the ball rolling.

      kind of hoped that with all the advances in solar cells etc we would be soon moving to some kind of manufacturing of artificial fuels or replacements such as oil from coal, but really I must have been deluding myself. How long does it take to retool the world economy for this.

      Two problems: 1) oil lobbyists who don't want alternatives, and 2) as you say, retooling. Possibly a third: can't use nuclear because of NIMBY ("not in my back yard").

      .
      Guess what I'm really saying is you haven't calmed my worries. :(

      I wasn't trying to alltogether - I just don't think it's going to be one of those things where some worker turns on the oil drill one day, and we find the world is all out of oil. I think the gradualness of it and the economics will largely take care of themselves. Not that there won't be some growing pains in the process, though.

      Of course, the real problem is going to be weaning ourselves off of fossil fuels before the third world industrializes too far, because there's a nightmare in that too.

    6. Re:Coal liquifaction by snake_dad · · Score: 1

      All taxes.. "We know you need your cars, we know you won't drive one kilometer less if we increase the tax, so, we'll make it look as if we're introducing environment friendly legislation, but to be honest, we'd be shocked if you actually drove less, because after all, we just want your money!"

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  108. Deep Impact by glorf · · Score: 1

    Didn't you see Deep Impact? The government keeps these things a secret so there aren't massive hoards of people trying to cram into the special underground facilities they are building to hold the elite few.

    Also, people tend to be easier to govern if they aren't all living like tomorrow is their last day on earth.

  109. Re:Geological & Astronomical timescales are no by iabervon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the Yellowstone calculation, you should take into account the chance that Yellowstone will erupt in a non-devastating way. If there's a minor eruption, that's no big deal (except for tourism, I guess), and it resets the build-up. I suspect there will be some sort of eruption within my lifetime, but I suspect it won't be anything to worry about.

  110. Math? by MorePower · · Score: 1

    If those are the three data points, it looks like a 700,000 year cycle to me. And we're safe for 100,000 more years.

  111. The really crazy part is... by Cragen · · Score: 2

    that these people are going to be *disappointed* if it (the volcano eruption, end of the world, whatever) doesn't happen!! Are their lives so awful and dreary that they wish for such a thing just to get relief from living? I can actually appreciate such feelings, (been there, etc.) but, if they/you actually hope for or joyfully anticipate such an event, talk to someboday about your life. You need to find someone that can help you get over your past and look forward to your future. It is, after all, your life. *Cragen

  112. In Related News... A *LONG* time ago... by MikeV · · Score: 2

    Heh - while an eruption - as certain as the sunrise - may be millenia distant, I'm surprised whole teams of scientists aren't there monitoring this just for the sake that it's a super volcano sitting right off the highway! Geez - 7-11's couldn't be more convenient! It sounds like it's a ho-hum thing to these guys and they're way underplaying this for the sake of tourism dollars. Heck, super volcano. I'd want to go even more because of that than instead of just some weird place with a few geysers.

    I love the interview tho. I can compare it with a similar interview with the Mnt Vesuvius National Park Scientists back in the day:

    "So, do you think the tremors we're feeling amount to anything?"

    "No, it's from all the mules and it's also a windy day."

    "What about the smoke from the top of the mountain? Wouldn't that indicate that this may actually be a volcano."

    [chortles] "Of course not, silly. There's a god in the mountain making beef jerky. Shuh, volcano?"

    "So, visitors needn't worry?"

    "Not at all. Bring your friends and family - younguns get in for 10 denari a day - and be sure to stop by the gift shop and buy buy buy..."

    "So, you don't do any monitoring of changes?"

    "None at all."

    "And, have you detected any changes with your monitoring?"

    "None at all."

    "Have you inspected the suspicious bulge over by the pond?"

    "We went there once. Fishing was good."

    "If anything were to happen, do you have an escape plan?"

    "No. Not my job. Besides, ya'll need to come by for a day or three - entry fees are only 25 denari or 3 goats and a donkey. No danger here."

    "So, there you have it from the proper authority. Mnt Vesuvius is not a volcano and not in imminent danger of exploding like those volcano freaks are claiming. Thelonius signing off... Okay - are we thru? Whew - those volcano freaks are a bunch of overzealous liars. Hey - do ya'll have cotton candy? Caramel apples? I want to see the new rides... [Thel, your mic's still on...]" :)

  113. Re:The thing tinfoil-hats should REALLY worry abou by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    For real. It's due for a big adjustment here soon.

  114. strange coincidence by jafac · · Score: 1

    I checked out the usgs site yesteday after I felt an earth tremor - (must have been a truck, because nothing was noted on their site) - and I saw a link to a Yellowstone Lake Bulge FAQ. And there they talked about the bulge in the lake, having nothing to do with any potential supervolcano eruption. Then this story comes out.

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  115. Re:Geological & Astronomical timescales are no by Vudu+Child · · Score: 1

    It is simply a matter of timing the two events so that the asteroid crashes into the caldera at the time of eruption and everything cancels itself out.

    Ought to make a good B-movie plot.

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  116. Re:Geological & Astronomical timescales are no by b-baggins · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Citing Bowling for Columbine is like citing the National Enquirer. Neither one has much of a basis in reality.

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  117. Re:Geological & Astronomical timescales are no by mapMonkey · · Score: 1

    I'd mod the cartoon with all the jumpy white guys with guns a +5 Funny, no question.

  118. Re:Geological & Astronomical timescales are no by tckurd · · Score: 1

    i can't back your statistical logic, because the same holds true for asteroids as does an erruption. it's been shown that earth is overdue for an asteroid hit based on the geological evidence which shows regularly spaced hits from space. so our odds increase with each year that the asteroid which is long overdue will find us, and each year that goes by makes us more statisically likely to have that hit. in essence only because we estimate the year a specific thing took place. (if one hit 65,000,000 years ago and killed of the dinosaurs, what's the accuracy?)

  119. the problem with bioethanol... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    is that it takes 29% more energy to produce than it gives back when used. Two separate studies have shown this. Here's a link:

    http://www.straightdope.com/columns/031128.html

    1. Re:the problem with bioethanol... by Fnkmaster · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sorry, that's not bioethanol. You are talking about traditional corn ethanol, which is produced from a high production cost feedstock, corn. Bioethanol usually refers to ethanol produced from cellulosic feedstocks (and that's the sense I meant it in), which is broken down to glucose by preprocessing (acid hydrolysis, enzymatic hydrolysis or one of several other methods) prior to fermentation. The major difference is that cellulose is relatively cheap and plentiful, available from many sources, including sources that are normally considered waste from other industrial processes. I've posted a lot more detail on this before, but I encourage you to read more at the DOE OTT site.

    2. Re:the problem with bioethanol... by Jeff_West01 · · Score: 1

      Of course it does. You cant get a free lunch.

  120. Please learn to write English before you post. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nm.

  121. Re:Don't forget the "classic" BBC supervolcano rep by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

    Unless you have a death wish, I suggest being on the other side of the planet when triggering the detonation.

    There was an interesting discussion about this on usenet a while back. One interesting quote:

    >the ones inclined to worry would
    >simply move somewhere a long way off.

    From what the Horizon documentary said it is not clear that a sufficient value of "a long way off" is available on the Earths surface.


    So it could be that the death wish is mandatory.

    (The article where the quote comes from.)

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  122. Put the Tin Foil on.. by n6kuy · · Score: 1

    Bummer, I can't RTFA, because, "Access to this website is currently not possible as your hostname/IP appears suspicous."

    That's what I get for browsing from a .gov address (I'm at Los Alamos). I guess I'm part of the conspiracy...

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  123. The solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The difference between the Yellow Stone magma pocket and others is that with the others the ground structure forces the Magma (to find and create and) to flow into channels and erupt as multiple vulcanos depending on the build up pressure. The Yellow Stone ground structure makes the pocket build up pressure without much eruption paths and explode all at once.

    The solution

    Turn the Super Vulcano into a series of normal Vulcanos. We have the technology to dig channels underneath seas, through sand, mud or rock. We could dig a star network of channels with Yellow Stone at the heart.

    If we decide the pressure is too high we can punch through a channel and let Lava travel to another location where it is brought toward the surface and will erupt as a vulcano.

    If the eruption is closing it self up too soon we can punch in an already dug branch channel.

    If the Yellow Stone pressure is getting too low and we fear a collaps of the ground above the magma pocket (causing a caldera explosion) we can block the operational channels by blowing down ruble from chambers above a channel while it is still deep in the ground. With the thrust of the lava stream interrupted the channel can be permanently blocked further down the channel.

  124. Re:Is it just me or .. by windows · · Score: 1

    Remember, there wasn't much protection provided by the spaceship. I recognize that the astronauts weren't exposed to radiation much, but you didn't answer the question about the film.

    You haven't answered my question about the effects of radiation on the film, but yet you ridicule me. Why is that?

  125. Re:Geological & Astronomical timescales are no by hesiod · · Score: 1

    > i can't back your statistical logic, because the same holds true for asteroids as does an erruption.

    And I can't back yours. Eruptions are a process with a guaranteed end (an explosion, although the magnatude can vary wildly). Asteroids are not a process, but each one is independent of each other one. So, unless there is more asteroid "activity," if the chances of an asteroid strike were %.001 100,000,000 years ago, the chances are .001% now, regarless of how recently the lastone hit. If we were hit today, tomorrow there would still be a %.001 chance of another one hitting.

    When dealing with statistics, remember: the chance of something happening at an exact time is not affected by the fact that that same thing happened at some other specific time. That might not make sense unless you already understand...

  126. Re:Geological & Astronomical timescales are no by GeoGreg · · Score: 1

    You're assuming that the chances of an eruption increase from year to year. That isn't necessarily so. It's quite possible that the magmatic system underlying Yellowstone could be in an essentially steady state for thousands of years, in which case the chances of an eruption could remain unchanged for a very long time. It all depends on how you model the behavior of the volcano. I don't think it's obvious that the "pressure cooker" model is the correct one in the case of Yellowstone.

  127. Re:Geological & Astronomical timescales are no by OgGreeb · · Score: 1

    I like to remember that astrophysics is almost
    entirely *not* random (Heisenberg, et.al.,
    aside.) Those rocks out there are moving in
    predictable orbits and the problem is not
    probability but our lack of a complete database.
    Ergo, chances of getting hit by an asteroid go
    something like this:

    Year 1 - 0.0000001%
    Year 2 - 0.0000001% ...
    Year 2346 - 100.00%
    Cockroach Year 1 - 0.0000001%
    Cockroach Year 2 - 0.0000002% ...

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  128. Doesn't even address the issue... by BitGeek · · Score: 0, Flamebait


    This is the problem with pseudo-scientists and non-scientists.... this article does not even address the issues that those concerned about Yellowstone have.

    Yet the posting claims it debunks them? The relevant questions weren't even asked! Its like listenting to democrats expalain how doubling the tax burden on the poor is really designed to punish the rich. (As if punishing the rich were even a moral thing to begin with.)

    This is what really sucks about mainstream society-- people believe what they are told to believe, and then steafastly refuse to listen to reason:

    EG: Microsoft's investment of $150M "bailed out" Apple, despite Apple having billions in chash.
    EG: The x86 is faster CPU despite the fact that the only way you can get those results are with artificial measures that essentially measure clock speed.
    EG: The Republicans tax cut (which would have cut taxes on the richest by %5 and on the poorest by %33) were a "tax cut for the rich"... and that democrats "Care about the poor"-- even though their changes on Bush's tax cut reduced the tax cut for the poor drastically... EG: Democrats care about the poor so they raise their taxes.

    Bottom line: Yellowstone may erupt soon, or it may be a long time. The questions asked didn't address the issues.... and of course nobody is going to see something looking at it on a day to day basis -- until it happens anyway!

    But no, we have to spread the conspiracy theory that people who question the official word on anything are nuts-- despite the fact that much of what you are told is outright lies.

    CNN Says "Assault weapons" are full auto machine guns (full auto has been banned since the 30s). But most americans believe it.

    Hell most americans believe that marriage is traditionally between a man and a woman-- despite the fact that the ceremony was created by the catholic church to honor priest-alterboy relationships, and only later extendede to the masses as marriage.

    People cannot think critically, or the refuse to, and so they believe waht tehy want or are told to believe... and the quality of slashdot goes to hell. The quality of science writing goes to hell.

    And so we get articles "Debunking" things that don't even address the subject!

    Of course its not erupting now, nobody says it is!

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  129. Nature's Revenge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hold the scientific few of nature. It has extremely strange biofeed back mechanisms. Since what we do has impact on the planet, in this sense nature does react to what people do. That means it is possible for people to pull the wrong trigger and get a nasty surprise. The Religious Right's notion that nature wants to keeps its Christians rich and healthy and will never do anything bad is as absurd as the pagans who dream of a vengenceful nature that will punishes all of the bad middle class people of the world in a dramatic way.

  130. Re:Don't forget the "classic" BBC supervolcano rep by alienmole · · Score: 1
    From what the Horizon documentary said it is not clear that a sufficient value of "a long way off" is available on the Earths surface.

    So it could be that the death wish is mandatory.

    If you're outside the continental U.S., the direct effects of the eruption are unlikely to be a problem. But the global climatic effects could be a problem for everyone, severely affecting food production, for example. The Horizon documentary pointed to genetic evidence that indicated that the global human population shrunk significantly during the last supervolcano eruption.

    Anyone with a shed full of missiles, that's planning to try something like this, presumably would also set up a bunker out of harms way (i.e. off-continent) with a few year's supply of food. And if not, well, Darwin works in mysterious ways...

  131. Re:Is it just me or .. by pclminion · · Score: 1
    Why does everyone measure blast energies in "Hiroshimas?" How many people here have actually witnessed a nuclear blast? How does comparing an explosion to something few people have ever actually witnessed make it any easier to understand the scale?

    It's basically like saying, "It's 1848 times bigger than this other really fucking huge explosion that none of you actually saw." You might as well just say "It was a really fucking huge explosion."

    If anything, we should be talking about explosive magnitudes in terms of "St. Helens's." Many thousands of people actually witnessed that event.

  132. Re:Is it just me or .. by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

    Because that is a magnitude of destructive power than people can quantify from the ubiquitous photographic and cinematic evidence. When you see a city leveled, you can identify with it. St. Helens is not as easily quanitifiable because there is no human scale to it other than a point on a map. If you were to say, "this volcano was as destructive as St. Helens," people wouldn't really "get it." Ok, a bunch of trees burned. Big deal. If you say "2000 times the destructive force of Hiroshima was released" people DO get it. They think, crap, that would level Los Angeles.

    Like it or not, "Hiroshima" is a very useful relative unit of measure for destructive force that people can wrap there brains around.

  133. I feel a bit silly... by gordgekko · · Score: 1

    I ran an article about the alleged Yellowstone supervolcano back in December 2002 on my web site. I feel a bit foolish.

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  134. Re:Is it just me or .. by Kupek · · Score: 1

    I woudldn't call this ridicule. I'm scolding you. If you followed my links and poked around a little, you'd find your answers. The film was also protected.

    You've said yourself that you don't doubt the moon landings. If the moon landings happened, then it would logically follow that the problems you're presenting would have to have been solved. And if they were solved and implemented, it also logically follows that how they solved this problem is documented somewhere. So instead of throwing out questions you haven't researched, try looking up the answers.

  135. Debunked? by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

    That's what they said the last time too, 60.000 years ago!

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  136. Re:Geological & Astronomical timescales are no by tckurd · · Score: 1

    well, if the chances are of an asteroid hitting every 65M years, and it's the 64,9999M year then we can assume the chances get increasingly higher each year that passes that the asteroid has not hit. magma does not need to erupt. there are earth processes that defuse this, like a groundwater fissure. so an eruption is not always guaranteed just because magma is present.

  137. Re:Explosion? by TyrelHaveman · · Score: 0

    Score:-1, Flamebait
    I make fun of myself and get marked down for it. pfft!

  138. Re:Geological & Astronomical timescales are no by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

    Yeah, might as well cite anything Bush says. At least that would be good for a laugh.

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  139. Canada's Got Oil by Vagary · · Score: 1

    You might be right about the cheap oil, but Canada still has loads of expensive oil in oilsands and offshore. The thing is: when oil prices become high, that will encourage investment in extraction of this oil. That investment often takes the form of improving extraction technology, which in turn makes the oil cheaper to get at.

    Canada is currently the US's biggest supplier of power -- I'm just worried that they'll decide they need to control the resources themselves like in I-raq.

    1. Re:Canada's Got Oil by SEE · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      We're just waiting until you guys tick off the Albertans enough that they decide they'll be better off as an independent country.

    2. Re:Canada's Got Oil by Vagary · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's not a bad bet, the oil sands are certainly the easiest major oil reserve in Canada. But there is off-shore oil in Newfoundland, BC, and the Northwest Territories, as well.

  140. Re:Geological & Astronomical timescales are no by Euler · · Score: 1

    If we knew everything perfectly, there wouldn't be a need for probabiltiy in any branch of science.

    Even if we knew of all asteroids out there, they don't always act in a way that we can predict.

  141. Re:Geological & Astronomical timescales are no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I know why casinos make money.

  142. Glide Ratio by uxo · · Score: 1

    IANAP (I am not a pilot), but I seem to remember the glide ratio of a 747 is 20:1, meaning it flies 20 feet forward for every foot of elevation lost. That could be pretty unsettling if you onboard, but still better than if you were on the space shuttle in the same situation!

  143. Brown Dwarf. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    Got anything more than just your limited observations?

    IANAAP (I am not an astro-physicist) so what I did was look up something called the, 'Nemesis Theory.' You can do the same if you are interested in this.

    The idea has been around for a while now, and there are interesting arguments both for and against, but the science behind it is not of the tin-foil variety. I find it compelling, as it neatly explains heretofore unexplained wobbles in numerous orbits and such. But you can go research it yourself and come to your own conclusions.


    -FL

  144. Silly.., Foolish.., Crazy.., Stark-Raving. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    Make sure the safety bar is securely locked in position as the ride begins. We're only just getting rolling, my friend!

    Expect the Draft sometime shortly after the next presidential election!


    -FL

  145. Re:Geological & Astronomical timescales are no by hesiod · · Score: 1

    > if the chances are of an asteroid hitting every 65M years, and it's the 64,9999M year then we can assume the chances get increasingly higher each year that passes that the asteroid has not hit

    No, we cannot assume that, if there is a random distribution of asteroids. I liked the AC post of "Now I know why casinos make money," as it brings up a good example of why statistics can be confusing. The chances of an asteroid hitting do NOT increase every year there isn't one.
    Take slot machines (well, ones that are truly random): Sure, there is a jackpot to be given every 2,000,000 pulls. For each pull, the odds are the same every time. Sure, if you pull it 2,000,000 times, it is likely that one of those might be a jackpot, but even if it has not happened for 4,000,000 pulls, your chances of hitting it on pull 4,000,001 are exactly the same of hitting it on pull one (if they are truly random, of course -- real slot machines are "weighted" to give results after a certain amount of time/# of pulls).

    Another way of looking at it is this: You get jackpot on pull 1! (congratulations!) You put in another quarter and your chances are exactly the same of getting another. HOWEVER, from an outside view, the chances of getting two in a row are slim. From the perspective of the player, since you already got it once, you have the guaranteed first, so it no longer fits into the statistical equation, so your chances are no worse.

    This mistake is one of the hard-to-grasp concepts in statistics, and is one of the reasons statistics can be used to "prove anything."