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U.S. Justice Department Prepares Assault on Pr0n

An anonymous reader writes "The Baltimore Sun is reporting that the Justice Department is preparing to reawaken old laws to fight the war on ... no, not terrorists... porn! And not just the kinky stuff either. In the age of Internet connectivity, will this mean these jobs are headed to India too?"

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  1. Say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    In the age of Internet connectivity, will this mean these jobs are headed to India too?
    They are going to outsource the DOJ? Good god, is nothing sacred?
    1. Re:Say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Could be an improvement.

    2. Re:Say what? by 47Ronin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Let me be the first to say "N O O O O O O O O !!!"

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  2. War on Prawns! by RobertB-DC · · Score: 4, Funny

    U.S. Justice Department Prepares Assault on Pr0n

    About damned time, too. The Long John Silvers giveaway was bad enough.

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    1. Re:War on Prawns! by Alan+Cox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually I prefer the war on porn.. with no porn who is going to fund all the evil DRM projects 8)

  3. who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    In the age of Internet connectivity, will this mean these jobs are headed to India too?

    Let's hope so. Indian women are hot.

    1. Re:who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Word of warning: Don't ever search for "indian woman" (without the quotes) on Google Image Search with filtering turned off.

    2. Re:who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Word of warning: Don't ever search for "indian woman" (without the quotes) on Google Image Search with filtering turned off.

      After some brief research, I must concur with this statement.

    3. Re:who cares? by platypibri · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's human nature to investigate such a thing when you read a post like this. DO NOT DO THIS!!!! It's horrible! Spare yourself! I'm gonna go bleach my eyes.

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    4. Re:who cares? by Nikkodemus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Anyone for fudge drops?

    5. Re:who cares? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 3, Informative
      Actually, incorrect. If you turn SafeSearch completely off, you get mild pr0n images. If you select "Moderate -> filter images but not text" you get the first really disturbing image.

      -b.

    6. Re:who cares? by themo0c0w · · Score: 3, Informative

      I am not a doctor, but I think its an inguinal hernia, where the intestines bulge out from the abdominal muscle walls, generally in the groin area.

      It's unusual in females, but it happens. More often, it occurs in males -- hence the "Turn your head and cough" test the doctor does during a general checkup. Since the herniation will bulge more when you cough, they can usually catch the small ones before they get worse.

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  4. How will this help Gas prices? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I fail to see how this war will help gas prices at all? What's the point? :)

    1. Re:How will this help Gas prices? by criordan · · Score: 5, Funny

      It won't directly help lower gas prices. However, it will force us to walk places more often to burn off the calories that we used to lose doing other things.

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    2. Re:How will this help Gas prices? by The_Mystic_For_Real · · Score: 5, Funny

      If I had a girlfriend, do you think I would be posting stupid jokes on /.?

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    3. Re:How will this help Gas prices? by Crixus · · Score: 4, Informative

      Our immoral wars are NEVER about the price of gasoline.... our government doesn't care if oil companies gouge us... it's about ACCESS to oil. That the access sometimes causes gas prices to fall is irrelevent. :-)

      Rich...

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    4. Re:How will this help Gas prices? by 680x0 · · Score: 3, Funny
      stable partners
      You mean like Catherine the Great? :-)

      Sorry, couldn't resist. :-)

    5. Re:How will this help Gas prices? by J.+J.+Ramsey · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's called a distraction. Instead of the Bush administration pointing up at the sky and blurting "Ooh, look, birdies!" when the press start grilling it on how bad it's doing on the economy, Iraq, and terrorism, it makes noise about Evil Pornographers(TM) instead.

  5. Hindi for Bukkake? by Akai · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one welcome our new Indian porn actresses.

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  6. Pointless by Tango42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    All mediums are used for porn almost as soon as they are made, and AFAIK none has every stopped being used. No laws are going to stop it.

    1. Re:Pointless by Iberian · · Score: 3, Informative

      The only reason we have VHS instead of BETA is the porn industry chose VHS.

    2. Re:Pointless by Flakbait · · Score: 5, Funny
      Yeah, I can still remember about the first readings of erotic material over the telegraph back in the 1800's...


      SHE GRASPED HIS THROBBING PURPLE WARRIOR IN HER HANDS STOP. OH SHE SAID ITS SO BIG STOP.

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    3. Re:Pointless by macshit · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Very true, but I suspect this has more to with:
      1. election-season wooing of the hard right, and
      2. the fact that our attorney general is a prudish freak (or is that a freakish prude?).
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    4. Re:Pointless by GPLDAN · · Score: 4, Funny

      What was the first message sent over the telephone?

      "Come here Watson, I want you."

      True story.

    5. Re:Pointless by Mononoke · · Score: 3, Funny
      The plural of medium is media. "Mediums" is just one of those words we're forced to accept due to mass ignorance (e.g., formulas, personas, platypuses).
      Unless you are talking about more than one psychic, of course.
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    6. Re:Pointless by estes_grover · · Score: 4, Funny

      OH SHE SAID ITS SO BIG STOP.
      Don't stop stop. Please don't stop stop.

    7. Re:Pointless by ratamacue · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How about the fact that any expansion of government -- any increase in scope, revenue, or power over the people -- benefits those who control government?

      Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I think there is a reason why government tends to expand over its lifetime (as history shows).

    8. Re:Pointless by macdaddy357 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Romanes Eunt Domus.

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    9. Re:Pointless by Catbeller · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "The correct argument is of course: every person has an inherent right to watch what another person wants to perform."

      Hm. As I go to bed, I think sometimes we all get it wrong. We don't have such a right as that. Our right should be more generally stated, so we don't get into sily arguments with thugs like Ashcroft.

      Let's try this:

      Every person has the right to not be harrassed, imprisoned, or bankrupted by another human unless he is hurting someone -- hurt defined as actual damage, not some ephermeral damage to their "morals" or an affront to their "god". Such false "damage" is a fantasy in the mind of the "damaged". Deluded people shouldn't be running the machinery of law.

      Ashcroft: lost an election to a dead man. Annointed with Crisco oil by Clarence Thomas. Won't dance because dancing is evilly sexual. Covered up a statue 'cause it showed a tit. Is afraid of Calico cats because they represent Satan. Bankrupted businesses using Scientology-type legal tactics because he thought they sold evil goods.

      Bush needs to be kicked out if nothing else JUST FOR putting this vicious lunatic in charge of the DOJ.

  7. If they can not get OBL, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    then lets go after the easy targets.

    It is amazing what an election year can cause with regard to a countries policies and priorities.

    1. Re:If they can not get OBL, by bobthemonkey13 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I can't believe we'd forgotten how things get when they're not in charge.

      Do not trust the pusher robot. Shoving will protect you.

      Do you seriously believe that Democrats will automatically uphold free speech any more than Republicans will? Consider which president signed the Communications Decency Act (which was ruled to be in violation of the 1st Ammendment). Hint: his last name starts with a C.

      Sure, the Republicans are doing a great job fucking us all over right now, but that doesn't mean you have to run to the Other Guy like a docile, trusting sheep. At least the militant "Anyone But Bush" types tend to focus on the issues/performance of the specific men involved, rather than some party doublethink that usually turns out to be exactly the same on both sides.

  8. They can take my pr0n when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...they pry it from my glazed, sticky fingers!

  9. Fewer chargebacks to credit card companies by Lord+Grey · · Score: 5, Insightful
    From the article:
    Any move against mainstream pornography could affect large telephone companies offering broadband Internet service or the dozens of national credit card companies providing payment services to pornographic Web sites.
    While the article doesn't explicitly say if the "affect" would be positive or negative, it implies the negative. From my experience with the credit card companies, however, I would think that they would love to be able to rid themselves of at least some of the porn business. The largest percentage of chargebacks are, I believe, due to porn purchases using stolen or manufactured card numbers. Reducing those chargebacks would be a good thing for them.
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    1. Re:Fewer chargebacks to credit card companies by QuantumRiff · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think the majority of the charge backs take the form of "No honey, I don't know where that $80 charge from HotDicksAreUs.com is for, someone must have stolen our credit card info, I'll refuse payment right away" followed by a quick kicking of the DVD further under the bed.

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    2. Re:Fewer chargebacks to credit card companies by SacredNaCl · · Score: 4, Funny

      Call in to your CC company, say "I didn't make these charges, blah"... Visa rep sees they're for porn and immediately lets you chargeback. Of course, they don't want to inconvenience the "poor" customer, so they don't invalidate the card. This raises a question: If you didn't make those charges, who did, scumbag?

      Back in the early 90's I had a roommate that made a mess of 1-900 sex line calls. Now I'm not one to care as long as they get paid for. So I took the bill to him and asked him "Hey, Dave, did you make these calls?" He looks at it, tells me "No". Okay, I figure the landlady had some people in the house working on our place all week, maybe they did while we were out. This is a pretty substantial bill, more than $500, so I proceed to call each & every one of these companies to dispute the charges. I'm on the phone all morning. Not a problem getting them removed until I get to one that has recorded the entire phone conversation. Dave identifies himself as "Bob" in the call and from the minute or two I heard of it it was a gay incest fantasy line.
      I tell them, no, I don't recognize the voice, but they still wont remove the charge.

      Anyway, band comes over to practice and I'm singing in the PA as Dave walks in. I'm pretty pissed because he lied to me. If he just would have owned up and paid it I would never have told a soul. So I greet Dave over the PA as this: "Bob! Bobby! Bob-a-rino! Bobby Bo Bina Bo! Robert! Robbie Roberto! Hows it hanging?" Everyone in the room knows what is going on, watched him turn beet red. On the downside, he skipped without paying off the rest of the calls so I got stung for around $70. On the plus side, I got a much better roommate a week later.

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  10. Let me guess... by Iberian · · Score: 3, Funny

    They are going to say the pr0n you download isn't yours and that you can't make copies.

  11. Heh... by Snarfvs+Maximvs · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Department officials say they will send 'ripples' through an industry"

    Perhaps they mean "jiggles"?

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    1. Re:Heh... by gamesmash · · Score: 4, Funny

      they meant 'nipples'

  12. I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U.S. by Sexual+Ass+Gerbil · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You'd think with it's war against religious fundamentalists in other countries (and one in which the Bush administration was touting that one of the reasons for attacking these countries is the lack of freedom the countries allow their citizens), that the U.S. would eliminate it's own Taliban killjoys. Nope. Instead these strict politicians get elected to office. My opinion is that people are just about the same no matter where in the world you go.. whether it's Afghanistan or the U.S.. the only difference is the magnitude of how corrupt the power hungry people have become.

  13. Why does this not surprise me? by thesolo · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is of course being spear-headed by John Ashcroft, a very conservative christian. The very same John Ashcroft who spent $8000 of taxpayer money to cover up the bare breast of the statue of Lady Justice.

    He once gave a speech at Bob Jones university, that contained such amazing lines as "Unique among the nations, America recognized the source of our character as being godly and eternal, not being civic and temporal. And because we have understood that our source is eternal, America has been different. We have no king but Jesus."

    If he's offended by the bare breast of a statue, just imagine what he thinks of porn. That this man holds public office frightens me very, very much.

    1. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by Homology · · Score: 3, Funny
      This is of course being spear-headed by John Ashcroft, a very conservative christian

      Compared to Ashcroft, Atila the Hun appears to be a flaming leftist liberal.

    2. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." -- Diderot

    3. Re:Why does this not surprise me? by orthogonal · · Score: 5, Insightful
      He once gave a speech at Bob Jones university, that contained such amazing lines

      And, according to the linked article (emphasis mine):
      In a speech in 2002, Ashcroft made it clear that the Justice Department intends to try. He said pornography " invades our homes persistently though the mail, phone, VCR, cable TV and the Internet," and has "strewn its victims from coast to coast."


      Other than spam, which I'll grant does sneak in, if this is an "invasion" we've outdone the French in surrendering to it.

      Porn doesn't sneak into your phone, VCR, or cable TV: you have to call a 900 number, rent a video, or order pay per view.

      And so many Americans are doing those things -- to the tune of billions of dollars a year -- that the argument that the porn "violates community standards" is laughable. Porn is the new community standard.

      But Ashcroft will find a way around this: Ashcroft had the case against Rob Zicari's Extreme Associates filed in the conservative Western District of Pennsylvania -- jury shopping so that the "community standards" of the whole country will be decided the citizens of the most conservative counties of the state that elected Rick Santorum senator.

      And realize, all of you who think this is a good idea, that when
      Lam Nguyen's job is to sit for hours in a chilly, quiet room devoid of any color but gray and look at pornography. This job, which Nguyen does earnestly from 9 to 5....

      is to the exclusion of anything else Lam Nguyen could be doing -- like looking for Osama bin Laden, or the next Enron fraud, or even kiddie porn (which is covered under a different statute). Resources are finite: every dollar and every hour spent on this witch hunt means real and dangerous criminals are going to get away.

      But I guess that's ok: we've won the war on terrorism, Iraq is a happy democracy, and the arch-villain Tommy Chong is in prison!
  14. It's all Asscroft's fault by User+956 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This from a man who is *so offended* by the statue of Justice in the Supreme Court building, he ordered it covered up.

    Talk about a right-wing freako nutcase. This is our government, folks. Get used to 4 more years when Bush steals the election again in November.

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    1. Re:It's all Asscroft's fault by 0x0d0a · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If that isn't the most symbolic action of Ashcroft's rule, I don't know what is.

    2. Re:It's all Asscroft's fault by rsborg · · Score: 3, Insightful
      This from a man who is *so offended* by the statue of Justice in the Supreme Court building, he ordered it covered up.

      Let's not forget, this is also the same guy who lost his senate re-election bid to a dead guy... If he couldn't get re-elected even after his opponent croaked, who wants him?... I guess the guy who appointed him...
      hmm I wonder who that is....

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  15. Dear dear dear by Space+cowboy · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Ashcroft, a religious man who does not drink alcohol or caffeine, smoke, gamble or dance,


    The perfect antithesis then, to all the people who pay for the 'products' on sale. The line "Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?" springs to mind. Have you in fact checked he's still alive ?

    Sure, I'm dead-set against kiddie porn - string them up by the bollocks and burn them over a slow fire. Sure, there are other people being exploited in this industry. Newsflash: there are people being exploited in *all* industries - it's just that society places a higher importance on sex than fishing, cooking, or cleaning (for example).

    and has fought unrelenting criticism that he has trod roughshod on civil liberties in the wake of the Sept. 11 attacks, is taking on the porn industry at a time when many experts say Americans are wary about government intrusion into their lives.


    Yep, now we see, he is dead. In the water that is. When a public figures decide to go on a non-popular crusade, they're dead men walking. I suppose there's an outside chance (only in the US, [grin]) that he *might* be right - witness the uproar over 1 cm^2 of female flesh after a certain kickabout recently... Naaah.

    Simon.
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    1. Re:Dear dear dear by DAldredge · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, the uproar came from people who let OTHERS tell them what the Bible has to say about sex rather than reading what it for themselves.

      That is the major problem with religion, people won't read the Holy Books for themselves, they depend on others to do it for them and then 'explain' it to them. But the people doing the explaining sometimes corrupt the message for personal gain.

    2. Re:Dear dear dear by shadowbearer · · Score: 4, Funny

      The perfect antithesis then, to all the people who pay for the 'products' on sale. The line "Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?" springs to mind. Have you in fact checked he's still alive ?


      Reminds me of an old joke:
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      A bum, who'd obviously seen more than his share of hard times, approached a well-dressed man on the street. "Hey, Buddy .....can you spare two dollars?"

      The well-dressed man replied, "You're not going to spend it on liquor are you?"

      "No, sir, I don't drink," the bum responded.

      "You're not going to throw it away on fishing gear, are you?" the gentleman asked.

      "No... I don't fish either!" answered the bum.

      "You wouldn't waste the money on a deer lease, would you?" asks the man. "No, I wouldn't!" says the bum, "I don't hunt!"

      So the man asked the bum if he'd like to come home with him for a home cooked meal. The bum accepted eagerly. On the way to the man's house, the bum's curiosity got the better of him. "Isn't your wife going to be upset when you bring a guy like me to your house for dinner?"

      "Well, probably," said the man, "but it'll be well worth it for her to see what happens to a man that doesn't drink, fish or hunt".
      --

      SB

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    3. Re:Dear dear dear by orthogonal · · Score: 4, Interesting

      But that reminds me: isn't the U.S. the country that imprisons (and tortures ("heals", "treats")) children if they touch *each other*?

      Actually, the U.S. has just charged a fifteen year old girl with possession of child pornography, and sexual abuse of children, for emailing naughty pictures of herself.

      And they intend to try her as an adult.

      Kafka couldn't have come up with better folks: "Little girl, you're too young to be able to consent to sex, so those pictures you took of yourself are pictures of a child, and you kept those pictures of yourself, so that's possession of kiddie porn.

      "But young lady, you're old enough to know better, so we intend to try and convict you as an adult -- and force you to register as a sex offender -- as a kiddie pornographer, and child molester, no less -- for the rest of your life."

      (P.S., I submitted this for Slashdot's "Your Rights Online" about a week ago, but it was rejected.)

    4. Re:Dear dear dear by Xyrus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So let me get this straight. Does this mean if your under the age of 18 and you get caught masturbating, you can be charged with performing a sex act on a child?

      I guess that means just about everyone between the ages of 12 and 18 needs to be registered as a sex offender.

      Do these people actually think that a nation full of sexually repressed people are GOING TO MAKE THINGS BETTER?????!!!!!??????

      Welcome the land of the free and home of the brave. Please pick up your shackles, and cower down in the nearest corner of your own convenience.

      ~X~
      "Who here thinks Canada is starting to look good?"

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    5. Re:Dear dear dear by extra+the+woos · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Leviticus 18:18 "Neither shalt thou take a wife to her sister, to vex her, to uncover her nakedness, beside the other in her life time." So its not okay to sleep with your wife's sister if it will vex your wife. (yeah i know it says beside the other, as well, so you could take it even further but i'm not gonna). That's your wife's SISTER. What if your not married? If it's okay to sleep with your wife's sister if it doesnt' vex your wife, then if you aren't married, well, there'd be no one to vex would there be? And definately there'd be no one to vex if it was A PICTURE OR MOVIE. The bible doesn't say you can't look at naked women and get aroused by it. Nowhere does it say that. It doesn't even imply it. What it does say is you should be loyal to your wife and not try to make her jealous. (and that you shouldn't sleep with relatives lol) The fact that all these laws (against sleeping with your FRIGGIN RELATIVES!) had to be spelled out to the jews of old leads me to believe that they were PRETTY FUCKIN' HORNY PEOPLE! And they prolly slept around, took multiple "wives" and did other crazy sexual stuff all the time. Especially compared to our current society. Lets put it this way: You walk into a room of people...There's 20 people there. God says "dont have sexual relations with those 6 over there, that would be a sin." What the hell does that imply? Is it not obvious? What in the world would a "reasonable person" take that to mean? Sure seems like god didn't ban you from multiple sexual partners or sex before marriage or whatever, he just didn't want you to disgrace your family, upset your wife, or whatever. So based on what I can see in the bible, vexing your wife by looking at porno would not be good in the eyes of god. She's your wife, you gotta treat each other good. If your wife and you wanted to watch a porn tape together I dont think god would have an issue with that! If your not married, you have no one to "vex", but yet you've got those urges, I really just can't see god up there saying "damnit extra, stop sinning for looking at that jpeg." Uhmm...no.

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  16. That's normal by Dinjay · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Lam Nguyen's job is to sit for hours in a chilly, quiet room devoid of any color but gray and look at pornography"

    Hmm...sounds like a day in the life of the /. crowd. It's just as well it cold in there...

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  17. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by User+956 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Asscroft wasn't elected. He was appointed.

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  18. Three Cheers by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Three cheers for the stupidest attempt at controlling Americans since Prohibition and the War on Drugs.

    I mean, seriously, of all the things they could have picked........if there's anything us Americans like more than our booze and weed its porn and sex. Is Ashcroft BEGGING to have a lynch mob show up at his front door?

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  19. I'm ready... by Lord+of+Ironhand · · Score: 4, Funny

    Browsing at +5 -- check.
    +3 bonus to funny -- check.
    -3 penalty to everything else -- check.

    Let the comments roll in!

  20. Is Ashcroft insane? by freeweed · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, really.

    The only possible conclusion I can draw from this is "I don't partake, therefore it's bad and no one else should be able to, either". I guess this is the same line of thinking that still has people up in arms against homosexuality. "They're doing something I wouldn't do! Let's get 'em!".

    Ashcroft, a religious man who does not drink alcohol or caffeine, smoke, gamble or dance

    Great, so we better shut down Nevada, kill all breweries, tobacco companies, coffee importation, and *gasp* Rock and/or Roll while we're at it!

    They're going to try to go after a multi-billion dollar industry because its material "is obscene by community standards". Um, just who exactly do these people think are paying these billions? Hate to break it to you, folks, but Mr. and Mrs. Joe American. Consentual pornography is, by definition, acceptable by community standards. There wouldn't be so much of it if it wasn't.

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    1. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by angle_slam · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you haven't noticed, they are going after on-line gambling pretty strongly. And more and more places are going smoke-free, including places thought of as "liberal" such as New York city and the entire state of California.

    2. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by QuantumRiff · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Perhaps Ashcroft's next crusade will be against gluttony?? He doesn't exactly have the body of the republican govenor of California..

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    3. Re:Is Ashcroft insane? by GlassHeart · · Score: 3, Insightful
      If you don't like MY smoke, don't come into MY house... or MY business.

      You're welcome to smoke in your house or at your place of work (provided you are the employer), silly. I'm talking about your smoking at my place of business, and public buildings that I enter. I completely agree that people have the right to harm their own lungs, as long as they agree they have no right to harm mine.

      On an amusing side note, how can a post that has not received any rating (moderation) be "overrated"?

  21. The problem with Christians... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...is that instead of turning the other cheek, so many of them are bound and determined to be assholes about content that they don't like, but other people do.

    I think Martin Luther put it best when he pointed out that chastity was unrealistic and stupid to try to hold priests to.

    Most groups don't seem to try to legislate morality on other folks. I don't agree with, say, ecoterrorism, but I don't think that radical environmentalist speech should be suppressed. But religious conservative types *do* try to mobilize and dictate what content people want to view (or at least make it more difficult and uncomfortable for them.)

    1. Re:The problem with Christians... by salesgeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Most groups don't seem to try to legislate morality on other folks.

      What planet do you live on? Every group of every kind tries to legislate it's morality (except the libertarians and anarchists who try to unlegislate their version).

      I don't think that radical environmentalist speech should be suppressed.

      It always has struck this Christian that it is hypocritical to have freedom of the press and of speech and then to say you can't print porn or talk about certain subjects.

      But religious conservative types *do* try to mobilize and dictate what content people want to view

      How does this differ from any other group who advocates a particular ideology? Social debate has been an ongoing phenomenon since somewhere around the time man started walking upright.

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  22. I work in the industry by jCaT · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And frankly, a lot of companies are scared. At this point everybody is just making sure their 18 USC 2257 links are up to date, and hoping for the best. The company I work for recently stopped selling videos (actually, before the Extreme Associates case) for the reasons listed in the article... and we've maintained a list of states that we will not send tapes to, exactly for the reason that got EA busted. That whole inter-state commerce thing can really get you in trouble.

    If they are actually going to go after the major TV and cable networks over their hardcore stuff, the industry as a whole is screwed. The majority of the "good" sites out there now make the spice channel look like hotel porn.

    I just hope that Bush gets voted out in november, so that we can ditch Ashcroft. He is completely out of touch with morality in this country! I'm not trying to say we should be selling explicit hardcore porn from vending machines, it has its place in our culture, and he and his cronies seem to not see that.

    1. Re:I work in the industry by pclminion · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I just hope that Bush gets voted out in november, so that we can ditch Ashcroft. He is completely out of touch with morality in this country!

      The problem with the Puritanical morality of the US right now is that it's insincere. People claim to be "offended" by things because it's in style, not because they are actually offended.

      Notice the subtle but highly effective sexualization in advertisements. We seem to accept this, and allow our children to view it. We let 10 year old kids walk around with halter tops and belly button piercings. I saw a kid no older than 5 in a restaurant recently wearing makeup. Nice. That's what I want to think of when looking at a 5 year old, sex.

      And yet at the same time, Janet Jackson's boobie pops out and we all have a fucking heart attack. It's all fake, it's a fucking fake reaction that we are all mutually emulating. Other people seem offended, so by God, I should be offended too!

      The thing is, nobody (or at least, hardly anybody) is really offended by it.

      Americans are fucking schizophrenic, and it's only getting worse. This Puritanical neoconservatism is really, truly dangerous.

  23. Best quote by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 4, Funny
    Best quote from the article:
    "This job, which Nguyen does earnestly from 9 to 5, surrounded by a half-dozen other "computer forensic specialists" like him, has become the focal point of the Justice Department's operation to rid the world of porn."

    First, where do I sign up, and second, I sure as hell hope there are at least cubicle dividers between these "computer forensic specialists".

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  24. Unwinnable? by wfberg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While obscenity is a Federal crime, the standards applied are "community standards".. So right-wing nutheads from will be determining what's "obscene" in San Fransisco. Presumably, pictures of gay couples getting "married" would be found obscene...

    And you've got to love this:
    The ensuing years saw an explosion of porn, so much so that critics say that Americans' tolerance for sexually explicit material rivals that of Europeans.

    NOOOOOOoooooooooooo!!!! Think of the Children! They'll grow up to be all, all.. European-like!!
    Can't have that happening!

    Can't the FCC step in and prohibit the use of the words fuck, shit, piss, cunt, motherfucker, cocksucker and tits? (New CHEESE tits!)

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  25. I thought Republicans were for free markets by Mrs.+Grundy · · Score: 5, Insightful
    From the article:
    Department officials say they will send "ripples" through an industry that has proliferated on the Internet and grown into an estimated $10 billion-a-year colossus profiting Fortune 500 corporations such as Comcast, which offers hard-core movies on a pay-per-view channel.

    It's interesting that the government looks for market-based solutions to behavior that actually kills people like dumping mercury into the air, serving arsenic-laden water to towns, or creating vehicular death-traps but when you offend their puritan sensibilities they go for the jugular--even when the market clearly says that a HUGE chunk of the electorate is all for a little obscenity.

  26. Thanks John by fresh27 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In a speech in 2002, Ashcroft made it clear that the Justice Department intends to try. He said pornography "invades our homes persistently though the mail, phone, VCR, cable TV and the Internet," and has "strewn its victims from coast to coast." I hate it when I sit down for a nice family dinner and we get interrupted by a call from those pesky phone sex companies. Worse still are the unsolicited porno mags that I get in the mail daily. And there's nothing more annoying than coming home at night and finding a porno tape that somehow materialized in my VCR. Kudos to you John Ashcroft, you truly are a politician for the people.

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  27. Great! by starsong · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's really wonderful that we're able to focus on naughty pictures and movies that American citizens legally buy. Obviously all the terrorists, murderers, rapists, Enron execs, and thieving digital pirates are safely behind bars, otherwise we couldn't spare the manpower.

    Wait... what?

  28. Violence is OK by bigberk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeah, the violence is nothing to worry about right -- people getting beaten to a pulp (Fight Club), shot through the head, mutilated, etc. -- what damage could that cause to society?

    On the other hand, people engaged in various consentual sexual acts, there's nothing dangerous or immoral about this! I'm not saying that violence should be banned either, just that it's bizarre to censor sex and still allow showing people getting their brains blown out.

  29. The American Taliban have Spoken by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Sex? Bad.

    Blowing the shit out of civilians in foreign lands, taking stewardship of their natural resources, selling them land mines, protecting the opium crops of our allies, looking the other way as our allies sell nuclear weapons technology on the black market, channelling hundreds and hundreds of billions of dollars to the "defense" industry, making sure Joe SixPack is armed to the teeth back home, destroying our own natural resources, canceling Constitutional rights as necessary, etc. etc.? Good. A God-given duty, in fact.

    Wake up, folks. The only thing the religious fanatics that have leached into our government do not insist upon is the use of burkas by American women. OK, they also allow them to be on the same floor in public buildings.

    1. Re:The American Taliban have Spoken by josh3736 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      It's hard to fathom the intellectual rot and moral bankruptcy of a person ...

      Intellectial rot? Moral bankruptcy?

      The only 'intellectual rot' I see here is from someone who whips out their holy book in defense of what their religion has brainwashed them into thinking is right. (mods, read the whole thing before slapping this as flamebait)

      And please explain to me how someone is morally bankrupt, even by your standards, by making a political comparison? He says that the views and policies of the Bush Administration are similar to those of the the Taliban. He does not say that Bush == (Satanism || Atheism || Islam || etc...). Quite honestly, I can see how Bush ~= Taliban.

      USA PATRIOT Act, anyone? PATRIOT II? MATRIX? The list goes on. That sure seems like canceling Constitutional Rights at convenience to me.

      The most annoying thing about the Christian crusade to legislate their morality on me is that when I say, "You know, that may be the way it is to you, but what about other people who don't believe in that?" they just give me a funny look, as to say, "What do you mean, not believe in that???"

      I know this because I live with 2 very devout Christians. I recently got in an argument with one about gay marriage. Of course their viewpoint is, "It's wrong and should be banned!" But who says it is wrong? "God." But what if I don't believe in your god and/or believe in the god(s) of a different religion? "It doesn't matter, God says it is wrong ergo it should be outlawed."

      What? Excuse me, but this is a country (supposedly) founded on the principle of religious freedom. The Constitution says I can pick whatever the hell religion I want and be free from the government telling me "no." This is not a country where the morals of one religion are to be legislated on to everyone regardless of their choice of religion. Whereas your religion says homosexuality is wrong, mine does not. Fine. You worry about yourself following your morals. I will worry about myself following mine.

      Obviously, there are a few exceptions. These have to be what we can all agree on, though. (That's why we should all VOTE, but that's another topic...) For example, I think we can all agree that murder and theft are indeed bad. I want to be able to live, and I want to be able to live without you taking all my stuff. You probably feel the same way.

      Disclaimer: I myself am not gay, I simply believe that *everyone* deserves freedom of choice. Also, I do not think all Christians are bad. It is the extremeist nuts and/or those who try to shove their religion and their morals down my throat that I have a problem with, no matter which religion you come from.

  30. I'm not worried by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 5, Insightful
    John Aashcroft crushing our civil rights, by attaching the word terrorism to anything he doesn't like; That worries.

    But John A vs the porn industry; John A doesn't have a chance.

    Porn like weeds has its roots deep and will surface and thrive in any scrap of dirt, through the tiniest of cracks.

    So I say let Johhny Boy fight his porn war, maybe that'll distract him from doing some real damage.

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    1. Re:I'm not worried by Charles+Dart · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If I had mod points I would give you an insightful on that.

      I would like to add that all wars on nouns tend to drag on forever with out any real success.

      war on poverty

      war on drugs

      war on terrorism

      war on porn

      See the pattern?

    2. Re:I'm not worried by Maestro4k · · Score: 3, Insightful
      • So I say let Johhny Boy fight his porn war, maybe that'll distract him from doing some real damage.
      More likely it'll discredit and humiliate him politically so much that he'll never even hold office as janitor for the DOJ after Dubya's out of office (and perhaps before if this blows up as badly as I suspect it will).

      I doubt anything will distract him from his holy crusade to (re)make America comform to his puritanical views, but getting laughed out of DC and reviled and hated by millions of Americans will stop him.

      This should be interesting to watch, I suspect a new generation will grow up now despising Ashcroft as much as mine despised Tipper Gore (IIRC, she didn't want just parental warning stickers on CDs, she wanted everything she found offensive banned, or at least that's how we teens took it at the time).

  31. Real obscenity by ManoMarks · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Terrorism, war, hunger, poverty, homelessness, child abuse, disease, et al. We should be dealing with those issues first. Leave consenting adults alone. But should be be surprised that this administration is wasting tax payers money on this?

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  32. The Porn Industry Isn't Going To Just Take It... by severed · · Score: 5, Informative
    I make porn. That's what I do. I work a 50 to 60 hour week.

    I pay my taxes, and make payroll on time.

    I comply with the law, while still standing up for my first ammendment rights.

    I do my best to screen our tallent to make sure that they can handle doing this type of work. Sometimes when it looks like they don't really want to do this type of work, but they're just down on their luck, I'll buy them dinner and help them consider other options.

    I even use 100 percent recycled 2 ply Facial Tissues (The brand is seventh generation, btw) when... testing... the product.

    In my morning review of all the sources that I get my news from, I continue to watch the Bush administration and their wacko and corrup cronies continue to wage murder under the guise of war to line their own pockets, while continuing to push these insane and unrepresentative extreme right religious agendas, that were bought and paid for by the religious right.

    After that, I go through the considerable frustration of trying to forge business partnerships with other business such as banks, credit card companies, insurance companies, etc, etc, to be able to function in the business world. All the while being discriminated against because the widgets I happen to sell have some naked bits.

    I choose between people who often have little interest in supporting my business, but would love to freely copy my work, and the people who want to throw everyone in prison for copying anything, and at the same time throw me in prison for making it.

    However I don't let either group of assholes get to me. Instead, I remember that there are more people out there who will choose to support what I'm doing in order to see that I keep doing it.

    I don't spam. I don't film anyone who is a minor. I work as hard as the next guy, trying to make the economy recover.

    However, until I get arrested, just for exercising my first ammendment right to speech, the speech that I'll be making will be against Bush, Cheyney and Ashcroft.

    Why go through all this? Why not just go back to being a database programmer working in a cube somewhere? Because I love what I do. I've built my own company from the ground up, and kept it going. The fundamentalists aren't the only people who believe in what they're doing. They're also not the only people who will stick up for their way of life.

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  33. Great Idea Asscroft! Make 100,000 LESS jobs!! by Newer+Guy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Here in Los Angeles county where unemployment is higher then the national average, it's estimated that Pr0n accounts for over 100,000 jobs. Great idea Johnny Asscroft! Get RID of jobs during a recession!!

  34. Bush Lost!!! by attobyte · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You take away a person's porn they will not vote for you!!! Mark my words :)

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  35. Enter the Morality Police by Theovon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is what bugs me so much about these ultra-conservatives. I may or may not feel that porn is wrong, but I don't want them deciding it on my behalf!

    I guess they have nothing better to do... no terrorists left to hunt for, so they're going after "immoral" people. *sigh*

    I personally feel that some kinds of porn ARE wrong.

    Consider child porn. Some people say that children are capable of understanding sex. Some say they are not. Either way, the risk of psychological damage is great enough that that we should play it safe. (Actually, I think child porn is a horrible violation of a child's rights, but the "play it safe, because you can't be sure" approach is easier for some people to buy.)

    But when you have consenting adults engaging in acts that are intended to be viewed only by consenting adults, who is being hurt?

    Here, the "play it safe" argument lands on the side of choice. Children aren't born with much knowlege, so they are to be guided and protected so that when they grow up, they can make informed choices. Until they DO grow up, their rights are restricted. But once they have reached a certain age, the responsibilities for their actions moves from their mentors to themselves, and with that responsibility also comes many freedoms.

    So, to play it safe with children, we shield. To play it safe with adults, we allow them to choose. This seems very reasonable to me.

    So, while I may feel grossed out by seeing a scat video, I don't feel the need to restrict other informed adults from having a different reaction.

    Now, you may ask, is it HEALTHY for people to be watching these sorts of things? Violence can teach violence, and playing with feces is linked to certain mental disorders. Could certain kinds of porn make viewers mentally unhealthy?

    Possibly. But consider the FDA and the Surgeon General. The FDA has laws which protect consumers from unknowningly buying foods which contain harmful chemicals, etc. Science has been used to prove that certain chemicals and microbes are harmful. Similarly, tobacco and alcohol containers sport labels which warn of their potentially harmful effects. But once again, science (and many DUI deaths) have proven that people need to be warned about these things.

    But (a) Science has not shown any compelling evidence that porn is bad for your health, and (b) you are still allowed to buy alcohol and tobacco.

    So, if the government wants to put a warning label on porn that says "we're not absolutely sure, but watching this could possibly harm your mind", then I'm all for it!

    But that is the extent to which they should interfere. Oh, and I am definately in support of prosecuting child pornographers.

  36. Actually true... by MooseByte · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Yeah, I can still remember about the first readings of erotic material over the telegraph"

    Actually one of my old friends who served in the Navy (comm ops) told me about how they used to keep the morse code students interested - every now and then they'd slip a section of a porn story into the interminable copying sessions.

    You'd get keel-hauled for doing that these days, but I imagine it kept folks going. :-)

  37. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, but the problem seems to be that he thinks he was _annointed_.

  38. Porn invasion! by lightspawn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In a speech in 2002, Ashcroft made it clear that the Justice Department intends to try. He said pornography "invades our homes persistently though the mail, phone, VCR, cable TV and the Internet..."

    Huh?

    I don't know about you, but porn doesn't send me mail, call me, pop in my VCR (even if I had one), or switch my (can't-purchase-individual-channels-yet) cable tv channels to make me watch it. If he wants to pick a fight with malware that pushes porn into the machines of people whose only crime was to be stupid enough to use ms-outlook that's fine, but somebody needs to explain to him the difference between push and pull technologies (insert sexual pun here).

  39. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by vex24 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Amusingly, he got the job after losing a Senate race to a dead man (Mel Carnahan). No joke!

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  40. Re:Hmmm by Sj0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    'Anal Assault 5'? That makes 'Naughty Nurses 3' look like 'Girls Gone Wild 6'!!!

    Not that.....I'd know...

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  41. I live in germany but.... by Qbertino · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... I actually read the article.
    The investigation team seams to after some very extreme stuff.
    Anyhow I find it curious that they mentioned something like near-european like tolerance of pornography. What's that supposed to mean?
    Yes, believe it or not, you can see naked women on billboards advertising skin lotion. You can see naked women (and/or men) on magazines. Open them up and you see: Guess what? Naked women and/or men. Just that. No extreme posing, no sick and somewhat unaestetic pussy tearing or any of that kind of stuff.
    As prudish as a large portion of US citizens may be, the most extreme (and sick) porn I've ever seen comes from the US. I strongly suspect there's a link there somewhere.
    I met an american once who noticed the same. He said like 'Yeah, here in germany you keep turning your head for those magazines laid out right next to the newspaper and you're all mixed why no one's irritated. But when you look inside it's cuddly inocent naked girls, much softer porn than what you see in the american editions.' Right on.
    I'd say it may be time for you across the pond to lighten up a little, no? Ok, so some people say the US may be founded by all the crazy religious fanatics that got chucked out of europe a few centuries ago, but aren't things changing for the better over there? Or are they getting whorse?

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    1. Re:I live in germany but.... by Dirtside · · Score: 4, Insightful
      With regards to your sig, here are some polite corrections to your spelling and grammar :)
      ... I actually read the article. The investigation team seems to be after some very extreme stuff.
      Anyhow I find it curious that they mentioned something like near-european like tolerance of pornography. What's that supposed to mean?
      Yes, believe it or not, you can see naked women on billboards advertising skin lotion. You can see naked women (and/or men) on magazines. Open them up and you see: Guess what? Naked women and/or men. Just that. No extreme posing, no sick and somewhat unaesthetic pussy tearing or any of that kind of stuff.
      As prudish as a large portion of US citizens may be, the most extreme (and sick) porn I've ever seen comes from the US. I strongly suspect there's a link there somewhere. I met an american once who noticed the same. He said like 'Yeah, here in germany you keep turning your head for those magazines laid out right next to the newspaper and you're all mixed why no one's irritated. But when you look inside it's cuddly innocent naked girls, much softer porn than what you see in the american editions.' Right on. I'd say it may be time for you across the pond to lighten up a little, no? Ok, so some people say the US may be founded by all the crazy religious fanatics that got chucked out of europe a few centuries ago, but aren't things changing for the better over there? Or are they getting worse?
      Now, to answer your actual questions:
      What's that supposed to mean?
      It's "common knowledge" in the U.S. that most European countries are much more liberal in terms of pornography. What exactly that entails, of course, is unknown to most Americans -- we simply figure that it's just like it is here, only more so. I wasn't aware until I read your post that run-of-the-mill porn in Germany was generally softer than what we have here in the U.S., though. Interesting. (I would like to visit Germany some time, and not just for the porn ;))
      I strongly suspect there's a link there somewhere.
      One commonly-cited event is how when Denmark became the first European country to legalize pornography back in the 60s, the incidence of sex crimes dropped drastically. Japan, which has an enormous array of options for those seeking pornography (including some exceedingly bizarre stuff -- not extreme, just bizarre), has one of the lowest rates of sex crimes of any industrialized nation.

      The point is that giving people a harmless outlet (pornography) is a healthy thing, as opposed to forcing them to repress everything until they decide to go out and start raping people.

      I'd say it may be time for you across the pond to lighten up a little, no?
      Not all of us think that Ashcroft's approach to pornography is reasonable. I'm an American citizen, born and raised, and I'm firmly of the opinion that consenting adults should be allowed, sexually, to do whatever they want with each other -- including recording their sex acts and selling copies to other consenting adults. (Minus a few random corner cases.)
      Ok, so some people say the US may be founded by all the crazy religious fanatics that got chucked out of europe a few centuries ago,
      Which is responsible for both our historically strong work ethic, as well as our incredible puritanical streak...
      but aren't things changing for the better over there? Or are they getting whorse?
      I don't really have any statistics, but it seems to me that it's getting more polarized. That is, more people are coming to believe that things like pornography are just fine, but the people who think it's evil are holding that opinion more and more strongly.

      Like a lot of things, however, people generally only switch from one side to the other. The number of people who start out thinking pornography is okay, but then decide it's evil, is absolutely dwarfed by the number of people who start out sexually repressed but then find out that pornography can be a healthy outlet for emotions that might otherwise turn violent.

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  42. +1 Karma Sutra by craXORjack · · Score: 5, Funny
    will this mean these jobs are headed to India too?

    new newsgroup:

    nttp//alt.binary.pictures.employed.indian.brunette

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  43. Non-consensual porn. by Rimbo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I enjoy porn as much as the next red-blooded male, provided the next red-blooded male is currently spanking the monkey underneath a trenchcoat in a slimy XXX-rated film house, or skipping work to order yet another lap dance from a stripper. Maybe I enjoy porn more than the next red-blooded male.

    Either way, this move is overdue.

    Most of what I see is fine, if filthy. But there's a large portion I see where the subjects are clearly not volunteers.

    Rape porn. "Hidden cameras." Girls under 18. "Amateurs" who don't look willing. You may not see a gun in the picture, but the girl keeps nervously looking at someone off-camera, instead of enjoying her hot dog.

    It takes the fun out of wanking. I want to objectify women who want to be objectified, thank you very much.

    It's past time for a crackdown. The government has my blessing.

    1. Re:Non-consensual porn. by FsG · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I understand your objection, but here's something for you to consider: I've seen murder in movies, but it doesn't mean that actual people died in their filming. All of the things you refer to (particularly the rape porn) could have been staged by the porn company to get customers who want, well, rape porn. Sick, I know - but hardly *bad* if the whole thing was staged and the filmee was willing.

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  44. Total joke by t_allardyce · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So let me get this straight, John Ashcroft, whos never even seen a woman penetrating herself with the local prize winning giant cucumber, wants to tie up who knows how many police, fbi agents and judges pursuing a massive 'war' on pornography so that thousends of people can join prisioners from the 'war on drugs' and the 'war on terrorism'? Actually this is a great idea, now the police that would otherwise be busting 12 year-olds for downloading music will be doing something else and im sure the porn industry outside america will be delighted with the news! btw europe is laughing at you guys, you cant even swear on tv!!? you cant even show 1 nipple?!?! land of freedom? dont make me piss myself!

    er 50 quid says blair or the eu will follow with their own draconian war on porn within 6 months :(

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  45. Only Extreme? by SeinJunkie · · Score: 5, Funny

    If your job was to surf for extreme porn all day, is it still considered slacking if your boss catches you browsing softcore?

    1. Re:Only Extreme? by The+Unabageler · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I was employed by a pr0n company for 4 years, writing and maintaining the members area software and the affiliate system software. so, surfing our members area was definately a large part of my job.

      It's overrated.

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  46. Humm, time to call Childrens Services by BrookHarty · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Either way, Nguyen, father of a 2-year-old girl, and his co-workers spend their days scouring the Internet for the most obscene material, following leads sent in by citizens and tracking pornographers operating under different names. The job wears on them all, day after day, so much so that the obscenity division has recently set up in-house counseling for them to talk about what they're seeing and how it is affecting them.

    Time to call Childrens Services, Nyuyen surfs porn all day, he must be an unfit parent. Take his child away.

    The knife cuts both ways, go after the puppets in government with the same tactics. This is why you triple check your IRS reportings, and make sure that girl you making home sex tapes is over 18.

    The right wing controlled Government will go after you with all its powers, and any little law can be used against you. Fight back with the legal system, they will use it against you. (A man sued a judge in montana, the judge classified him as a terrorist.) (A gay couple has to fight all the way to the supreme court to fight for their right to be gay. You can thank Texas.)

    The legal system is neither just nor fair. The hardcore religious faction is on par with the Taliban, they just use the courts instead of violence. The voilence comes after you loose in court, while you are being handcuffed and thrown in a cell.

    So remember folks, BUSH is pulling the FBI off terrorism to fight PORN. PORN didnt bomb the trade towers on 911.

  47. cf. Bush's broadband initiative by bat,+blind+as+a · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bush wants everyone to have broadband. The DoJ wants to rid the internet of porn. I don't think the left hand knows what the right hand is doing. (no pun intended - well, ok, it is)

  48. Re:The problem is by SacredNaCl · · Score: 4, Informative

    That is pretty much what happened when Ashcroft was prosecuting cases in Missouri. He would go after small book/video stores. He wasn't going to go after General Motors (who owns a controlling interest in a company that distributes hardcore pay per view material in hotel rooms.) He knew he couldn't win even against the small guys, but he would seize their assets over and over again and hold onto their inventory for a period of time (long enough for them to have to reorder it) to disrupt their business and cost them tons of legal fees till they went bankrupt. He would let them get it back, seize it again... He did eventually bring several of them to trial (and I don't remember him winning though I believe a couple of the stores closed from all of the disruption of their business). Temporary injunctions also work well for business disruption.

    I've always thought that this trait in Ashcroft could be put to good use by telling him most spam is advertising pornography and a good portion of it ends up in the in-boxes of kids and teens. Try to get him to go after spammers instead through the back door. Unfortunately that has not happened.

    To me it's all kind of silly. Porn wouldn't be a multi-billion dollar industry with exceptional growth rates if people didn't want it. It also wouldn't be the money maker it is without the internet there to let people shop in relative privacy. It's worked out fantastic for the sellers of sex toys as well, eliminating the barrier to entry for customers that would be averse to buying the double ended ... at a retail outlet.

    Given his prior history if I hosted a site that sold scat films or beastiality I would probably try to move it off-shore.

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  49. Re:The Porn Industry Isn't Going To Just Take It.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Dude, you need to start making campaign contributions. Seriously, they are only going after your industry because they think there won't be repercussions to their bottom-line. Buy a congressman or two, they are surprisingly affordable.

    PS, this is not a joke. Freedom is not free, you gotta pay your toll if you want to keep it.

  50. The law's the law by darylb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This article provokes a knee-jerk reaction against John Ashcroft, but the man has been quite fair in his carrying out of the laws of the United States, regardless of his personal beliefs. If you don't like anti-porn laws, fine. But then please work on your congressmen to deal with Title 8, Part I, Chapter 71 of the U.S. Code, at a minimum.

    Much of the porn for sale in the United States is being sold solely because law enforcement has looked the other way. Nonetheless, the sale of the stuff routinely violates national, state, and local laws. You can't blame the attorney general when he devotes resources to battling clear violations.

    Personally, if porn is the mark of an enlightened Western society, I'll take a little less enlightenment.

    1. Re:The law's the law by sflory · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Isn't this the same Ashcroft who had some poor Canadian pulled off a plane. (Which was making a stop over in the US.) Deported him to Syria, and told them he's a terrorist. After about a year Syria deported him home, and said they were sure he wasn't.

      http://www.cbc.ca/stories/2002/10/16/arar021016
      http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,109153,00.htm l

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  51. Re:The Porn Industry Isn't Going To Just Take It.. by commodoresloat · · Score: 3, Interesting
    However, until I get arrested, just for exercising my first ammendment right to speech, the speech that I'll be making will be against Bush, Cheyney and Ashcroft.

    It is a sad but inescapable fact of modern America that most of the populace has left the defense of basic first Amendment values to commercial pornographers. I'm glad to hear this guy's voice, but it is disappointing that we aren't hearing many more such voices among Americans who don't make pornography for a living.

  52. What this is REALLY about... by Flavius+Stilicho · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This isn't a crusade against porn. This is that scumbag Bush and his scumbag friends bitchslapping a $10 billion industry for not contributing to the kickback fund.

    It's obvious that the current administration is in it for as much money as they can get away with stealing. The porn industry would probably do better coughing up a few mil in 'contributions' than it would legal fees incurred fighting the good fight.

  53. stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by diablomonic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    when are these morons going to wake up and realise.. hey, its just a body, in its natural form, doing what its supposed to do, or what it enjoys doing. Oh hang on, their religion is built on crap like "sex is evil, sex is a sin" to keep everyone but the REAL wierdos sinning. Now Im not advocating child pornography, nor anything in which all involved parties have not consented to the action, but really, its 2004 for cripes sake, GET OVER IT ALREADY. if you werent all such prudes, you wouldnt mind explaing to your kids how sex works, without geting all embarrassed. I mean, it is HOW THEY WERE CREATED!!!!!. Note that this rant (and yes I realise it is a bit) is not aimed at all americans, or even the majority of americans(in fact the issue is world wide), just at those people who are too silly to realise a natural human act and desire when they see it. Unfortunately, these can screw it up for everyone else.

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    1. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by ControversialPosting · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In a speech in 2002, Ashcroft made it clear that the Justice Department intends to try. He said pornography "invades our homes persistently though the mail, phone, VCR, cable TV and the Internet," and has "strewn its victims from coast to coast."

      "It just keeps coming" Ashcroft continued. "It's everywhere. Pornographic website just keep appearing in your bookmarks. Credit cards fly out of your pocket buying movies on late night when your wife is at the RNC sewing circle. Young hot girls repeatedly spank eachother while giggling and jiggling on videos which jump into your hands at the rental line. Steaming co-eds with possessed toys do the bouncy-bouncy with a group of district attorneys in jail. Make it stop! Make it stop!"

      Ashcroft then broke down into tears and sobbed.

      Why are the champions of decency always the ones who are having problems repressing things? Like Rush Limbaugh's perpetual rants against drug use, or anything done by Eminem? Should we really allow important government policy about sexual freedoms to be formed by a man who doesn't dance?

      BTW, parent is not flamebait. Parent is pointing out that in most other developed nations, we're viewed as highly sexually immature. And really, we are. Our viewpoint on sex is formed more by preconceived notions rather than experience, leaning far more towards an unattainable idealized sex life than a real one. This cultural repression leads to sex being a problem for many, in exactly the same way that binge eating is a problem for dieters, and binge drinking is a problem for people (of every culture) just before the minimum legal age. In this respect America needs to mature.

    2. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Vancorps · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I'd say America has matured but currently there is a big religious movement caused in no small part by 911 and then the problem kept growing from there at the convervative movement gains more and more momentum. This is against the common morals of I dare say most of America. Look at TV over the last say seven years, the stuff that is allowed on broadcast TV has greatly changed, of course, now there is always someone that attempts to go a little further than a group of people are willing to go and you end up with this taking steps backwards that you see cause of the Janet Jackson incident which is considered stupid by a good portion of this population.

      Maybe I give America too much credit but I think its come a long ways since the times when you couldn't even say pregnant on TV.

      Ashcroft needs to wake up that's for sure, I'm not sure that guy knows what country he lives in. Everytime I look at him and look at his policies I think Nazi Germany, the guy scares me more and more because Bush keeps fucking giving him more power, way more power than the attorney general was ever supposed to have.

      I hope this will be a very active election year, last election all of America made the mistake of being apathetic, who'd have thought things would turn this drastic since the two candidates in the last election were more or less the same. America did not elect someone to change things and Bush has sure done a great job of forgetting that.

      Anywho, porn employs a good chunk of us IT people, I'd like Ashcroft to please leave it alone.
    3. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by JulianOolian · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Parent is pointing out that in most other developed nations, we're viewed as highly sexually immature.

      The perception in most of Europe is that the US has a good appetite for on-screen violence, but gets upset at the slightest bit of sexy flesh.

      Case in point? There's a war on, lots of bad shit going down right there on the TV and no-one bats an eyelid. Then Janet Jackson flashes a bit of tit and hysteria prevails.

      Still, that's puritans for you. :-p

    4. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Bootsy+Collins · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There is nothing wrong with sex - you set up a strawman then attack it. The problem is in improper use of it. I don't care what you say - the thought of a man recording his wife (as I heard in one case) act in sex scenes makes me sick and angry.

      Sick and angry enough to make it illegal for them to do so, even if that's what they both want to do?

      The whole porn industry in general makes me angry - a comment which is bound to displease many slashdotters, as I know how popular pornography is.

      No, what's popular is the idea of letting people live their own lives without our poking our noses into parts of their lives which aren't any of our business. If you and your wife want to invite a third consenting adult to join you, I may think that's immoral, and I may not want to do it myself; but it's none of my business what you and your wife do.

      Sex should never involve multiple men. It should never involve having sex with another man's wife. It is an evil institution that damages the lives of people who participate in it, and those who view it.

      Those are your opinions. In my opinion, life should not involve slavish belief in an unsubstantiated fairy tale about a hypothetical omnipotent being. And in my opinion, most religions are evil institutions that damage the lives of people who participate in them and interact with them. Those are my opinions. How fortunate for both of us that we live in a place where people are granted the freedom to pursue happiness as they see fit, and we can agree to disagree.

      How many of you porn supporters can honestly say you'd be pleased if your daughter became a porn star, having sex with many different men in her life, for thousands of other men to view?

      I wouldn't be pleased. I wouldn't be pleased if she became a fundamentalist, either. But I'm not about to make either thing illegal. It's her life; it would lose a lot of its meaning if I got to tell her what she could and could not do with it.

    5. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Bootsy+Collins · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's fascinating how all questions on morality boil down to God's existence.

      They do? I don't think so. What makes you think they do? The fact that I made my (negative) comments about belief? They were included not to make a statement about the basis for morality, but merely to illustrate a point: you, too, might find uncomfortable a world in which others get to decide for you the terms of your life.

      With no God, there is no "right" or "wrong". Suddenly everything is neutral. It is then ever so convenient to deny God's existence as an excuse for what you want to excuse, and to then use nonsensical terms like "evil" when you want to appeal to morality, such as when you said most religions are evil institutions.

      Such terms are not nonsensical at all. The fact that you don't see any basis for right and wrong outside of a belief in a supreme being doesn't mean that other people are similarly hobbled. I'm perfectly capable of judging right or wrong in my life without the threat of eternal hellfire, thank you very much.

      So, which way is it? If you think these organisations are evil, then by what standard or law do you judge them to be evil.

      What standard? My own. The one I've developed over the course of my life's experiences, which I think is mostly internally logically consistent, but ultimately (like all logical systems) is based on some assumptions about what's good and right, assumptions that seem kind and fair and that I can live with. And over the course of my life, through my life's experiences, I sometimes see holes in my logic, or even things which challenge my assumptions; and so my moral sense is refined. But it's something that I've generated, and am constantly re-assessing, for myself. And while external sources of course make and have made an impact on me (to use an extreme example, I'd probably be more likely to think murder was OK if I lived in a society where everyone thought murder was OK), my moral sense doesn't parrot anyone's list of dos and don'ts.

      Surely you're not saying that you can't think of any reason to do the "right thing" in your life other than the threat of eternal punishment, are you?

    6. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Bootsy+Collins · · Score: 4, Informative

      You miss the point, and fail to distinguish between two methods of obtaining true beliefs.

      No. I simply don't personally use your "method," that's all.

      One of them is a bad way, the other is good.

      I agree with this statement! But I think we'd disagree as to which is which. Heh.

      1. Your claim that you are able to determine right and wrong independant from God or the threat of hell is a testimony to your willingness to listen to subjective feelings about good and evil.

      Of course.

      Since you willingly concede that different people will have different conceptions, then you must also agree that such terms "right" and "wrong" are subjective. And without a God, or a yardstick, such understandings must be fluid.

      Absolutely. Not only that, but I'd also claim that as a practical matter, such understandings are subjective even if there is a supreme being, because earnest believers will still differ in interpretation. I've known many many devout Christians in my life. None of them had identically the same moral sense as any of the others, since their interpretations of what they felt God wanted out of them were not all identically the same.

      2. My point was a logical one - if there is no afterlife, no God, then there is no "right" or "wrong". The important question is not "could you know the right thing to do without the threat of eternal punishment", but rather "is there a right or wrong if there is no God or eternal punishment?"

      And here is where we disagree. If, instead, you wrote your first sentence as "if there is no afterlife, no God, then there is no objective right or wrong, independent of human feelings" then I'd agree. I don't know how one comes up with an absolute, objective metric for measuring right and wrong in the absence of a supreme being. But that's different from saying that there's no right or wrong. I make decisions every day based on what seems to me to be morally right or wrong. Those decisions are made using my personal moral compass, rather than one imposed on me from without. But that doesn't make them any less an attempt to do right and not do wrong.

      And this is one of the greatest hypocricies of the atheist position - a failure to acknowledge the logical conclusion, that "good" and "evil" only make sense when we consider the divine. Without any God, there is no right or wrong.

      This is circular reasoning. You're saying "without any God, there is no right or wrong, because right and wrong only make sense if there is a God." And the source of this circular reasoning is the implicit assumption that the concepts of right and wrong only make sense if those concepts are absolute, objective ones. I don't see any logical reason to buy that.

      Naturalists are probably deathly afraid of these conclusions for two reasons:

      Well, I hope I've illustrated above that I, at least, am not deathly afraid of these conclusions, since I don't think the first one is bad, while I don't think the second one makes any logical sense. But anyway . . .

      Oh, and what's a naturalist? Is that the same as an athiest?

      1. It goes against every fibre of humans, because the truth is we do know good and evil, and that we know it because there is a God. The understanding is so overwhelming that even a logical conclusion denying "good" or "evil" is avoided, because it is counter to what we know a priori.

      If it reassures you to think that some people feel that way, go for it. I can't speak for anyone but me. In my case, I don't have an overwhelming understanding that there is any supreme being. In fact, just the opposite. I think claims require evidence, and extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. I think the concept of an omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent supreme being is pretty extraordinary . . .pretty far outside anything we encounter in our lives. So where's that extraordinarily c

    7. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Greg+W. · · Score: 3, Informative
      How sad that we are willing to go to the wall for images of women being degraded by rape, Russian pre-teens [...]

      READ THE ARTICLE! Here, I'll quote it for you:

      FBI agents are spending millions of dollars to bring anti-obscenity cases to courthouses across the country for the first time in 10 years. Nothing is off limits, they warn, even soft-core cable programs such as HBO's long-running Real Sex or the adult movies widely offered in guestrooms of major hotel chains.


      And:

      In 2001, though, one interesting case emerged from St. Charles County, Mo., the heart of Ashcroft's conservative Missouri base. First Amendment lawyer Cambria defended a video store there against state charges that it was renting two obscene videotapes that depicted group sex, anal sex and sex with objects.

      Cambria won, convincing a jury of 12 women, all between the ages of 40 and 60, that the tapes had educational value and helped reduce inhibitions. They reached the verdict in less than three hours.


      Any more questions?
    8. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by cavemanf16 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Please for the love of America can we stop stating Ashcroft == Bush == elected?! No, I voted for Bush who I felt would do a much better job with international military matters as well as give us a tax cut. He gave us a tax cut, and has handled international matters quite well considering the situations he's had to deal with (in my book, feel free to disagree). I DID NOT VOTE FOR ASHCROFT and never will!

      Most people would probably lump me in the category of "conservative Christian", but Ashcroft is waaaaayyy far right of where I'm at. In fact he's bordering on (if not outright) fanatical. Yes, there are certain freedoms granted to every American by the Constitution that Ashcroft continues to trample horribly. I may be repulsed and disgusted by what some of you choose to do in your spare time, or even get paid to do, but according to the governmental regulations provided by the Constitution, you're not doing anything legally wrong! So I agree, Ashcroft is about the crappiest Attorney General ever, but please stop whining about how the "conservatives" elected him. Please? I elected Bush, but I'd never vote for Ashcroft, even if it meant abstaining from a vote. Some of us "conservatives" hate his policies as well!

    9. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by still+cynical · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I DID NOT VOTE FOR ASHCROFT and never will!

      Wanna bet? A vital duty of the President is appointing officials to the Executive Branch, as well as judges to the Judicial. Candidates campaign on that very issue. If you do not take likely appointments into consideration when you vote, you are an idiot and need to go back to Civics 101. You voted for Bush, you get credit for the baggage he brings with him.
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    10. Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies by Bootsy+Collins · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But then the question arises: What is this thing that you call a "moral compass?" What is morality then if there is no absolute standard from which to derive it? If morality is relative, then so is right and wrong.

      If by "right and wrong" is relative, you mean that different people can have different ideas of what's right and what's wrong, then I agree. Without an absolute standard from which to derive morality, that sort of situation applies, yes.

      Something that is good to you may not be necessarily what is good to the next person. If you are your own yardstick of morality, how can you say that something is inherently good or evil with any certainty or credibility to anyone but yourself?

      I can't. I don't say that anything is inherently good or evil. I can't say such a thing without an absolute metric, you're right. So I don't say that. What I say instead is that, based on my morals, I think something is good or evil -- which is not the same thing as saying that something is inherently good or evil.

      If your moral compass says that religion is evil, then why should we care or listen to what you have to say?

      You don't have to. If it matters to me enough (which, right now, it doesn't), I might try to debate you about it. I might try to get you to agree that the assumptions upon which my moral sense is based, and the conclusions I draw from those assumptions (or at least the parts of these that are relevant to whatever issue we discuss), are worth following. You may or may not agree.

      You may be right and wrong, but without absolute morality then your judgement, and indeed everyone's judgment becomes meaningless.

      That doesn't logically follow. Your statement is based upon the same sort of assumption that the parent was making -- an assumption that the only thing that can provide meaning is an absolute outside ourselves. I certainly don't feel that way. My moral code is not based on my perception of an absolute code of right and wrong, and it absolutely has meaning to me. It may not have any meaning to you, but that's not the same thing as saying that it's meaningless.

      You can argue that something is "good" if it benefits the majority but then what is it about the majority that is especial if there is no fixed good/evil? Is there any immorality in killing your rich father and use your inheritance money to feed the hungry and house the homeless, especially if you can get away with it? It benefits the majority, doesn't it?

      This is a strawman. Kindly point out where I ever said that I assign good/evil or right/wrong by considering benefit or detriment to the majority. That's not how I work.

      But then you'll say that killing is wrong because anybody has the right to live. But then, where does that right come from?

      I'd put it differently. I'd say that I believe that depriving other people of life is wrong, by my personal sense of right and wrong. That's not the same thing as what you write above, and the difference is significant.

      Is it some unalienable right? How can a right be unalienable if it's not based on absolute good and an unchanging standard? Rights themselves become meaningless if good/evil are relative.

      Absolute rights don't exist if good and evil are relative, yes. Rights are freedoms, abilities, etc. that we have collectively decided are good things for people to have. Some of them, such as the right to walk down the street without being mugged, are rights we all pretty much agree that everyone should have. Others, such as the right to take whatever you want from others, we all pretty much agree that no one should have. And still others, such as the right to own automatic weapons, we are divided upon. And one can arrive at a personal opinion about all three of these without appeal to an absolute, objective standard outside ourselves.

      That I believe, was the ultimate point of the parent.

      I knew what his/her point was. I simply didn't agree with it; I think it's based upon assumptions (that there's no value in moral concepts that don't have the same, absolute value to everyone) that I'm not making. There's no logical reason or need to make those assumptions.

  54. Fight Back with Bukkake Ashcroft! by Maj.+Kong · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's time to get tough. No wimpy ribbons this time. It's time for the Bukkake Ashcroft Campaign for Free Speech.

    1. Download a picture of the Attorney General.
    2. Make a color print of the picture.
    3. Jerk off on the picture. Do not look at the picture while you jerk off. Well, you could, but I don't want to know about it. I suggest you close your eyes and think of Asia.
    4. If the face of the man who wrote "Let the Eagle Soar" isn't liberally (heh) covered with spooge, GOTO 3.
    5. Take a picture of your Bukkake Ashcroft. Do not, REPEAT, do not use a flatbed scanner.
    6. Post this picture on your home page. Or use someone else's site if you're so inclined.
    7. ?????
    8. Free Speech!

    I guarantee that if enough people do this, it'll have an effect that a million EFF ribbons couldn't hope to match.

    Maj. Kong

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  55. Why not by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I hear there's quite a few recently unemployed ex-Taliban who are highly skilled in the areas of repression, banning things and generally sticking their nose into other peoples business.

    They should be perfect for the role.

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  56. Jobs, jobs, jobs by gad_zuki! · · Score: 3, Insightful

    > Temporary injunctions also work well for business disruption.

    That Bush administration, always looking for jobs.

    How many people does the porn industry employ? From production to video stores in has to be a giant industry.

    This is what you get when you mix politics and religion, people.

  57. This is Seriously Fucked Up by the_mad_poster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is truly a disturbing parellel.

    This guy basically just looked at something that a LOT of people shell out their hard earned money for and said "I don't like it, let's crack down".

    This guy is absolutely off his fucking rocker. I want to know what he bases this crackdown on? Has a large portion of the consenting adult population suddenly decided to go on a porn-free diet? Does he have persuasive documentation to show that a significant number of children are being adversely affected by pornography despite a reasonable effort from parents to monitor their children?

    I don't know how many more people I speak for when I say this. But, Mr. Ashcroft. Get the fuck out of my life. If you don't have better things to do with your time than this, you don't have anything worthwhile to do with your time, and I'm tired of paying your salary.

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    1. Re:This is Seriously Fucked Up by afidel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Um, we knew Aschcroft was off his rocker within a couple days of him taking office. He had a curtain put up for a freaking nude marble statue! Also you point out the ultimate irony of Republicans, they want the government out of their lifes unless it's to instill their own brand of morality on everyone else.

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    2. Re:This is Seriously Fucked Up by mp3phish · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not the democrats or the republicans that are fucking everyone... Well, depending on how you look at it...

      Since the republican party caters to southern ignorance when it comes to their "learned" norms (war on drugs, abortion, economic policy, social bureaucracy, gun laws, religion, etc.) you could probably say that the reason republicans are powerful is because of their masses which buy into the taught accepted standard. Democrats on the other hand are always telling the poor joe (everyone who isn't rich or completely ignorant, plus some of those as well) to stick with them because of such issues as health care, taxes, natural resources and beauty, human and personal rights, privacy, etc.

      Both sides are basically fueled by a bunch of masses who are having strings pulled behind the scenes while they watch the curtains stay in place. So the question becomes not what does conservatism or liberalism or democrat or republican mean. Because you can't define those. It is different depending on if you are poor, rich, greedy, compassionate, racist, or ignorant.

      It all boils down to rich white men from the south running the Republican party with a platform that doesn't make sence to an educated person because it makes perfect sence to the ignorant. And then Democrats trying to do good for the poor guy because they are the only other masses left over, and they need votes as badly as possible. Poor and Ignorant are the only masses we have. The rest are all in a serious minority, and they are the ones running both parties. Republicans are always recruiting new poor people all the time though, because there is a large segment of poor people tend to be very religious on such issues as prayer in school and abortion. So these ignorant people will jump ship to the republicans on those issues alone, ignoring that they are poor and being stepped on when it comes to their natural resources, tax dollars, and big business CEO's ripping them off. Walmart, Dell, Microsoft, these are just the little guys, all banking because they control enough of their market that they can control minute details of how their much smaller competition runs their own business. Republicans have figured out how to get the ignorant vote: marketing marketing marketing. This is exactly how walmart, dell, and microsoft get those same exact votes.

      You can't beat the money with intelligence. Because there is too much misinformation spreading from the deep pockets. This modern day marketing tactics is why the republican party is growing, and the democrat party is shrinking, and everything is slowly moving right. 10 years ago, most of today's democrats would be considered republicans in most situations.

      I wouldn't blame it on the party itself. But the people running the party and the people who support it. Republian principle and Democratic principle are both very well thought out, they are just ruined by utter lack of respect, compassion, and a surplus of ignorance.

      I don't know what party to recommend to you. They all run on the same principle. The smaller groups control the masses. Dictatorship, monarchy, democracy, and republics are all controlled the same way. They are all subject to corruption, and any way of government which is will eventually finish in corruption.

      [/rant]

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  58. I'm sure the war on porn ... by pherris · · Score: 3, Interesting
    ... will go as well as the war on drugs. I'm waiting for someone to get a two year MMS for selling an old copy of Hustler. "Honestly man, I was just holding".

    Moral conservatives constantly say that liberals want to make the US into somekind of utopian society yet IMO it's the conservatives that want to make the US into the "United States of Jesus" or some other claptrap.

    I have a great idea: Leave people the fuck alone. So long as all parties are adults and consenting let them be. Pray, fuck or smoke a joint, I really don't give a shit, it's your life not mine. Whatever happened to "Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness"? Oh, I forgot, AG Ashcroft believes dancing is a sin (no shit, he really believes this) so porn must become illegal.

    I can't believe how fucked up this country has become. BTW, the Democrats have done their share to fuck things up too. Term limits people, that's the only way we'll get ourselves out of this mess.

    Over a dozen brave US Marines died today holding their position in Iraq and the DOJ has the balls to bring this crap up? We are truly FUBAR.

    pherris quietly puts on a fire retardant suit and watches his karma head south.

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  59. Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U by RexHowland · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You're assuming that the consumers of pornography would otherwise be "normal" people if they weren't exposed to porn. The majority of people can look at porn without it becoming a problem. It is the minority who are affected, when "it undermines their relationships with others."

    It's a big assumption to say that they are capable of having a normal relationship with others in the first place. Perhaps the reason they turn to porn is because they are, in fact, incapable. Porn is not the cause of problems, it is the effect.

    And, similarly, taking it away doesn't fix those problems. In fact, if porn were made illegal, I think we'd see an increase in rapes and similar crimes -- from people who need other outlets for their sex drive.

    Honestly, it's rather narrow-minded to believe that all people are "normal," and it's things like porn and drugs and alcohol that turn them into freaks. Of course the "normal" people can be content without porn and drugs and alcohol. They have good genes, they were raised right... They have what it takes to be happy, without needing vices to get them there.

    Everybody else, though, needs certain things to help them through their struggles. If they need those things, then taking them away won't make their struggles any better, and would often make them worse.

    So there's no benefit in going after porn. People who choose to view it do it for a reason. If they don't need porn to get them through life, fine. Nobody's forcing them to look at it. But if they do need it, then taking it away would be infringing upon their rights.

    Remember: "Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. "

  60. Amen! by Tony · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Conservatives *are* for free markets. Bush, Cheney and Asscroft aren't conservatives. They're right-wing radicals.. i.e. fascists.

    I wish more people would realize this. I generally vote either independent or democrat, but I tend toward libertarianism (not the kind represented by the Libertarians, but that espoused by President Jefferson). I do not believe a completely unregulated free market is the right way; otherwise, we end up with corporations in control, as they wield all the power. (Kind of like we have now.)

    Just wanted to clarify, so you know my biases.

    But: those fuckers in control right now are *not* republicans in anything but party affiliation. I've known too many republicans, held intelligent and useful discourse with republicans, and generally agree with most of their viewpoints.

    Bush, Cheney, Ashcroft, and the others in charge of our country do *not* practice republican ideals: small government, reduced spending, fiscal responsibility, and a respect for personal liberty and responsibility.

    They are fascists, pure and simple.

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  61. Prawnography is a serious problem. by Dlugar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just visit www.prawnography.net if you don't believe me.

    Filthy, absolutely filthy. How can the government allow people to publish this smut--and online, where anybody can access it! Please, won't somebody think of the children?

    Dlugar

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  62. The people of Missouri spoke... by TrentL · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...and they elected a dead guy instead of re-electing Ashcroft.

  63. Hey President Bush... by JavaLord · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Way to drive away those independant voters during an election year. Let me tell you something, you can outsource a man's job to the moon but never, EVER fuck with his porn.

  64. Re:The problem is by Rakarra · · Score: 4, Funny
    that only small-time pr0n businesses and the ones who'll most likely suffer the most from this crackdown.

    That's right, it's the mom and pop porn producers that will be hurt the most.

  65. Using money and resource on that its stupid by ArcticCelt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    if you werent all such prudes, you wouldnt mind explaing to your kids how sex works, without geting all embarrassed. I mean, it is HOW THEY WERE CREATED!!!!!.

    To ad on top of your point of view, then its ok to show people get killed and beaten on tv but not making love.

    Or let's talk about fear factor, I think its les degrading for a human being to make love live on tv than to eat cow turd just to entertain the masses.

    Anyway I am certainly not advocating to ban any of those issues I am just saying that using the public money and resource on those matters is the most stupid thing that a government can do.

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  66. Re:Hmmm by Noren · · Score: 3, Funny
    Let me guess, you read about it in People?
    Randy: [debriefing Gerald and Sheila] And so that's the situation. All the boys are out there somewhere with a... pornographic videotape.
    Sheila: Oh God, this, this is horrible!
    Gerald: All right, calm down. Now, just how bad of a porno tape are we talking here? I mean, was it like Crotch Capers 3?
    Randy: I'm a...afraid it was... Back Door Sluts 9. [he and Sharon hang their heads in shame]
    Gerald, Chris: Back Door Sluts 9???
    Linda: Is that bad?
    Chris: Back Door Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2!
    Gerald: It, it is the single most vile, twisted, dark piece of porn ever made. [Sheila gets angrier by the word]
    Sheila: [slaps him] How the hell do you know?!
    Gerald: [shakily] I, uh, I I I read about it in People.
  67. Not just any statue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He covered up the statue of Justice.

    You can't get any more ironic, symbolic, or prophetic than that.

  68. Re:Now what about them drugs? by fsterman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Actually this is exactly what they did. Once we told them we were going to fight it they pressed _more_ charges. We couldn't sell pipes because they would just bust down on us again, doubling the number of charges. The headshop went to shit quickly. Everyone was trying to run a business while not knowing if they would be spending decades in federal prison and after that being laden with untold amounts in fines.
    After months of _getting to_ court and spending thousands on lawyers we caved. The DOJ and whatever Ashcroft wants it to do has an unlimited budget. We realized that it wasn't worth it. Most of us had deteriorating mental heath, some considering suicide. We took 2 years federal probation.
    It really isn't funny. No one smoking pot. Some places can still sell wooden and clay pipes, everyone can sell rolling papers, and you can always buy and apple at a supermarket. Some have gotten better at rolling, some are putting their health in worse danger (depending on your view of MJ on the lungs) because they use tinfoil and pop-cans.
    What really IS funny is many glassblowers started making glass dildos. No joke.

    http://www.glassfantasy.com/

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  69. Bush just lost my vote by leereyno · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As far as I'm concerned John Ashcroft is waging war on the American people. I don't see anything difference between him using the power of the state to attack pornography, and other regimes using the power of the state to attack political dissidents. Porn is harmless. I don't particularly like it myself, at least not the crude garbage that accounts for 95% of it. But even though I don't like it doesn't mean I don't appreciate its value as a tool for creating a healthier society. Porn serves a very important purpose, and that is to make sex and sexuality something that is seen as ordinary and commonplace. When talking about sex is as uneventful as talking about the weather then society will be a lot better off. As it stands right now there are still an awful lot of neurotic people out there. Talk about sex and they get all twittery. Some even become angry or embarassed. Why? Because they've been conned into thinking of sex as something bad, or something to worry about. That is not just stupid, its sick. For many people like that there just isn't anything that can be done, except wait for them to die that is. Luckily people aren't born that way. Instead they are psychologically conditioned to have those thoughts and feelings. This conditioning is little more than mass brainwashing. Its end result is a person who has fixed ideas and emotional responses that don't change, even if he or she has experiences that would warrant that they change. They are impaired from thinking, impaired from forming their own conclusions, and impaired from changing their minds when the facts dictate that they should. They feel bad and anxious about sex because they were made to feel that way about it. This brainwashing depends upon lies. And not just lies, but lies told within an environment where the truth is hidden and questions and curiosity are strongly discouraged. This is what has commonly been called sexual repression and it is a form of mental and emotional torture. Porn undermines it, and if for no other reason than that it is a positive influence. Not because porn shows sex accurately or truly, but because it prevents sex from being made into a secret shame. I hate to say this because I'll sound Alec Baldwin, but if Ashcroft's crap is allowed to fly, I do belive I may leave the country.

    This country is going to shit in a hurry in general . The american people are stuck between neo-bolshevik nimrods on the left, and puritanical pinheads on the right. How are we supposed to elect a wise and prudent government when this what we have to build it with?

    Ashcroft has, in one fell swoop, angered and incensed me more than just about any of the crap I've seen come from the left over the past decade. You have to go all the way back to the 60's to find something that the left has done to top this nonsense.

    Any SOB who will put a man like Ashcroft in power and give him free reign to persecute the American people sure as hell isn't going to get my vote.

    I'm at a loss for words. I think my beer money's going to be going to the EFF and the ACLU this year.

    Lee

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  70. Don't you know? by daniel_yokomiso · · Score: 4, Interesting
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  71. Re:The Porn Industry Isn't Going To Just Take It.. by orthogonal · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I make porn. That's what I do. I work a 50 to 60 hour week.

    I checked out your site.

    There was something missing, though.

    I didn't see any big banner ad reading: "Attorney General Ashcroft wants to make it illegal for you to visit this site. Vote John Kerry for President."

    Now, I understand that you might be reluctant to put up such a banner, since it's pretty well documneted that Ashcroft targets those, like pornographer Rob Zicari and bong seller Tommy Ching, who he thinks are "defying" him.

    But presumably you have some contacts with other porn site owners. If you all put up the banner at the same time, even Ashcroft can't single out every one of you.

    You must do what, of all people, Howard Stern is doing: you have to take the fight to your customers, make them aware of what's going on, make them realize that the fight is for their rights too.

    In the short term it will scare away some customers, and lose you some business.

    But better a short term slump than being shut down and sent to prison.