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Russian Group Plans Manned Mars Mission By 2011

weekendwarrior1980 writes "A group of Russian space experts on Friday announced an ambitious plan to send a six-man crew to Mars within a decade, a project it said would cost only $3.5 billion. Russian space officials dismissed the project as nonsense. They plan to have 6 people explore Mars for months before returning to Earth. The Mission would take 3 years, and would depend on fully equipped spacecraft containing its own garden, medical facilities etc."

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  1. Well... by MrNonchalant · · Score: 3, Flamebait

    Should be just about as feasible as the Bush space plan.

    Oh wait...

  2. Pevo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, Mars plans impossible trip to YOU!

    1. Re:Pevo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is this why its called the red planet?

  3. Sweet by TyrelHaveman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's about time someone set a goal like this. Human expansion to Mars is a great idea -- it will push our technology (and some human beings in the process) to new limits. Personally, I've always wanted to go to Mars... I just don't want to take the trip there. Zero gee ain't for me! (Even if it's just for a while until we get a centrifuge running)

    1. Re:Sweet by the_mad_poster · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yea, right. Don't get your hopes up. If part of your plan involves a "reality TV show"... well, maybe you shouldn't be taken too seriously until you produce something more than a press conference...

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    2. Re:Sweet by deglr6328 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Am I the only one who dosen't think this is really great and in fact hopes that it won't happen?

      You can't sterilize humans without killing them and you can't resonably expect their suits and equipment to remain sterile after the first use. If astro/cosmonauts were sent to mars now it would be a total disaster. All results of any subsequent experiments looking for current life on the surface of Mars would be thrown into doubt.

      At least do a few sample return missions before we send a dirty infectious human.

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    3. Re:Sweet by Babbster · · Score: 4, Informative
      EXACTLY! This is why we also shouldn't attempt to cure human ailments by cutting people open. Every last one of them would die from some kind of infection.

      Sterilization isn't as difficult as you seem to think, especially when said "dirty infectious human[s]" would be encased in tough spacesuits which would be easy to sterilize chemically.

    4. Re:Sweet by metlin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yup, it would be quite cool for all the people on TV to watch it, would it not?

      But what would happen if the trip did not succeed? And if all the six astronauts died?

      Now, if that happened on TV too? It would put back space exploration by *ages* - people would be scared shit.

      And that is not a good thing.

      Which is why, I hope such projects are not encouraged - they would have scary backlashes. And some moron presidents would use that as a tool and say that since its unsafe, they are going to concentrate on other important things like the war on terror.

      *ahem*

      Trust me - I sincerely hope this does not take off. Ofcourse, like you said, its quite unlikely that this will too.

    5. Re:Sweet by fenix+down · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Tomorrow at 9, Randall goes insane as carbon monoxide poisoning sets in after the air filter failure last week, and the crew begin their slow, agonizing deaths! Don't miss it!"

      Fifty share, easy.

    6. Re:Sweet by Zakabog · · Score: 4, Interesting

      YEAH! Exactly! You're so right, we should never send humans to mars cause since the second they step outside the space craft they will contaminate the whole planet. And don't give me any nonsense about them using sterile suits (like those make believe bunny suits the Intel guys wear, we all know they're really working on that stuff completely naked!) How would you even manage to get a suit on an astronaut, that's immpossible. And how would you seal it so no contaminents get out? You'd need some kind of air tight suit for space, we can call it a space suit. And we all know those don't exist so we should deffinitely hold off on human exploration of mars till we can invent "space suits."

      Ahem, to quote the Daily Show "That's a stupid thing to say, and you're a stupid person for saying it."

    7. Re:Sweet by Thomas+Miconi · · Score: 2, Funny

      If part of your plan involves a "reality TV show"...

      "If you want Ivan to stay in the capsule, call 04321. If you want Boris to stay, call 01234..."

      Hmmm, sorry Boris, nothing personal - clic, fizzz, voila, Mars' first organic satellite !

      Thomas Miconi

  4. ooh!! by ToadMan8 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder if I announced my own space program I could get on Slashdot too!!
    I'm gonna get there in THREE years and stay for 17 months and only need a taxi and a Swiss Army Knife!!

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    1. Re:ooh!! by Mattsson · · Score: 4, Funny

      Let me guess... Your partner is Macgyver? =)

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  5. Funded by Reality TV? by Beeswarm · · Score: 5, Funny
    Taken from the article:

    Alexandrov didn't explain how his firm would raise the funds, but said one of the reasons he thought such a mission would be profitable was it could involve a "reality" television show.

    Just what we need. Survivor in space. You don't even want to know what happens to the guy who gets voted off the spaceship.

    1. Re:Funded by Reality TV? by Lehk228 · · Score: 3, Funny

      can we force all of the American Idol contestants and judges to go into the ship.... and seacrest, make him go too,

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    2. Re:Funded by Reality TV? by dj245 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just what we need. Survivor in space. You don't even want to know what happens to the guy who gets voted off the spaceship. In space, nobody can hear you plagerize overused movie quotes.

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    3. Re:Funded by Reality TV? by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Just what we need. Survivor in space."

      Yeah you sound cynical now, but if Stan the blue eyed blond haired hunk were to double over due to stomach pain, you'd be on the edge of your seat.

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    4. Re:Funded by Reality TV? by pragma_x · · Score: 2, Funny

      I dunno, the idea of suvivor where loosing contestants don't get to come back on TV (ever), seems oddly tantilizing.

      Given the rash of deplorable reality TV as of late, this may (sadly) wind up being more truth than fiction:

      This season on FOX...

      12 average people,
      1 mission,
      and only room for 3 on board.

      Who will be The Cosmonaut?

      Hosted by Gary Sinease with guest appearances by Tom Hanks and Sigourney Weaver.

  6. Re:crazy by deathazre · · Score: 2, Insightful

    yes, but if Bush could manage to pull that off (send people to mars for all of $3.5M) that would be a VERY GOOD THING.

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  7. What if they're right? by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My first reaction on reading this, like the Russian bigwigs', was "bullshit." A Mars mission for a signle percentile of the estimated cost, with funding from a TV show? It sounds like every bad sci-fi "masterpiece" ever written by an over-enthusiastic fourteen-year-old.

    But ... what if they know something NASA and the Russian equivalent don't know? I mean, just about every time some obscure group of private would-be genius inventors announces something great, it turns out to be vaporware. But every once in a while, these obscure people turn out to be the Wright brothers, or Goddard.

    So, what if they pull it off? What actually happens then?

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    1. Re:What if they're right? by finkployd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So, what if they pull it off? What actually happens then?

      I'm glad you asked, I have a three part plan for just this kind of event.

      Step 1: I drink a toast to the people that pulled this off.

      Step 2: I laugh at NASA and the Russian equivalent.

      Step 3: My life remains mostly unaffected.

      Finkployd

    2. Re:What if they're right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...

      Step 4: Watch as someone ELSE .. Profits!

      Blast. No pun intended.

    3. Re:What if they're right? by jonhuang · · Score: 4, Funny

      Then we watch the TV show.

    4. Re:What if they're right? by bwy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you want to root for the little guy... Burt over at Scaled Composites is your guy. He's credible. These guys just aren't. No more need to worry about what will happen if they pull it off, than, if I were to tell you that I'll be teleporting to Venus next year. The burden of proof is on the party that asserts the positive.

      On the other hand, we can ask whats gonna happen when SpaceShipOne hits 60 miles up later this year.

    5. Re:What if they're right? by Total_Wimp · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They don't even really need to know anything that great. They just have to be willing to send 6 people up there without anything close to the amount of scientific discovery beforehand that everyone else is counting on paying for.

      All they need is:

      big-ass rocket
      decent size living area
      lots of food (garden)
      a doctor as part of the crew
      a crew that accepts the (very substantial) risk
      a return craft

      If they don't test things overly much then they shouldn't have too much of a problem getting that for $3.5 Billion.

      No one else is willing to risk 6 lives that recklessly, hence they pay a lot more.

      TW

    6. Re:What if they're right? by Xemu · · Score: 2, Interesting
      All they need is:

      decent size living area
      lots of food (garden)
      a doctor as part of the crew
      a crew that accepts the (very substantial) risk
      a return craft


      It sounds suspiciously like Star Trek Voyager.

      So will Seven be there too?
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  8. Re:crazy by Suffering+Bastard · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course it is nonsense... the russians barely have enough money to keep the country afloat, let alone spend on a manned trip to Mars.

    Well, the company funding the project did say it "draws no resources from the state budget." This appears to be a completely privately funded operation.

    Still ludicrous, though, considering the technical and logistical challenges. Although I do like the reality TV angle...who wants to start betting on which cosmonaut takes the first shot of vodka in the Mars atmosphere?

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  9. safe? by Lehk228 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seems to me that any "low cost" mission to mars would be suicide seeing as it's still dangerous with expensive NASA tech, I sure wouldn't want to get on a ship for mars that only cost 3.5 billion, seeing as the U.S. has Bombers that cost 1 Billion and a bomber is far simpler than an interplanetary voyage.

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    1. Re:safe? by The_Mystic_For_Real · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The correlation between funding and safety is rather a weak one. Our government may not be able to work as efficiently as this group and the engineers at NASA may not be as dedicated to the project. The largest problem this group faces is securing any funding at all and being able to set up the facilities to get this project done. It is analagous to a big business and a small business working on the same thing.

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    2. Re:safe? by Ironsides · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your ofrget that US bombers have cutting edge stealth technology that require a repaint if they get scratched, since that makes tehm sho up on radar. Among other things, not neading that really cuts down on hte price. So it could be possible, just like the guy that made a cruise missle for 5k.

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    3. Re:safe? by WhiteBandit · · Score: 5, Informative

      Do you have any links to back up your assertion? While the cruise missile guy exists [aardvark.co.nz] (although he did not actually build the missile, just asserted it was theoretically possible), I have found nothing about the stealth bomber's necessity to be repainted.

      Taken from the this site:
      Stealth coatings present a host of other problems. To be effective, the plane's surface must be kept perfectly slick. Exposure to rain or hail can cause nicks and scratches that dramatically increase the craft's radar signature. Even optimal flying conditions take a toll on a plane's skin. In a study released in June 1998, congressional investigators who observed a B-2 after one test flight reported that the plane "had damaged tape, caulk, paint, and heat tiles.... In addition, we observed hydraulic fluid leaks beneath the aircraft that further damaged the caulk."

      If you dig around google, you will find other relavent links as well.

    4. Re:safe? by Daneboy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      But then again, your spaceship probably wouldn't have any $5,000 toilet seats, right?! :-) NASA tech is overrated! They STILL haven't found anything better to do with those huge empty space shuttle external fuel tanks than just let them burn up after each use. How 'bout a little boost to get 'em into orbit, then doing something with 'em? I mean, there's got to be SOMEthing useful we could in space with a handful of big, sturdy, airtight containers. Live in them, store stuff in them, build something in them, whatever -- but using them as giant disposable lighters just can NOT be the most cost-efficient thing...

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    5. Re:safe? by hazem · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think this is why the stealth bomber flies its missions out of the US, even when it's bombing things in Iraq & Afghanistan. If I correctly recall, the facility to resurface the stealth would be too expensive to relocate to another, closer, country.

  10. Money shmoney by t_allardyce · · Score: 3, Funny

    Imagine the exclusive tv rights for the entire trip! Plus selling one of the seats to the highest bidder, you could get enough funding if you had a good start and credibility, and didnt blow 40% of the budget on hookers and booze like most government contracters (they then outsource the project for 20% of the budget and keep the rest).

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  11. Mars, a pipe dream by ObviousGuy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While it is indisputable that the technology that is required to travel to Mars and establish a rudimentary colony around the hull of the space craft and any transported plants and animals exists and can be taken to Mars (at great cost), it is highly doubtful that they would be able to bring themselves back from the red planet.

    The cost of taking the fuel for the return trip would be absolutely astronomical considering the extensive modifications necessary to ensure that the fuel does not leak over the course of the three year mission.

    Besides all that, should we really be sending living organisms to a virtually uncontaminated environment so soon? We have just discovered real evidence of flowing water once existing on the planet, and this in turn could lead to evidence of fossilized microbes and other lifeforms that we would threaten with destruction if we were to introduce Earth microbes that the Martian microbes could not fight.

    More study is needed, as is more thought on the impact of colonizing Mars. We will no doubt go there eventually and it may become our home away from home, but sending up a bunch of Russians to tromp around what may be a life-rich planet (under the surface) seems like a mission of putting the cart before the horse.

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    1. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by lsdino · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ahh, whatever...

      If someone wants to risk their life to be the first human to land on another planet AND they can find someone to pay for it, I say let 'em go.

      All the unmanned exploration in the pristine Mars will not advance the human cause as much as landing people there. Not only are there bound to be large scientific break throughs from the effort, but there are bound to be large psychological break throughs as well. And it ultimately is a great insurance policy for the survival of the human species.

      As an aside if anyone hasn't read Red Mars / Blue Mars / Green Mars (by Kim Stanley Robinson) its a great triology that deals with the colonization mars in a really interesting way. So if you're looking for something to read, check it out...

    2. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by ChowyChow · · Score: 5, Funny
      a mission of putting the cart before the horse.
      You do realize we're talking about Soviet Russia.
    3. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by Suffering+Bastard · · Score: 5, Funny

      We have just discovered real evidence of flowing water once existing on the planet, and this in turn could lead to evidence of fossilized microbes and other lifeforms that we would threaten with destruction if we were to introduce Earth microbes that the Martian microbes could not fight.

      Doesn't it seem more likely that our microbial organisms wouldn't stand a chance against Martian organisms fighting on their own turf? What makes Earth organisms so tough?

      Come to think of it, we should send well armed Earth bacteria to Mars in a preemptive assault against those mad, raving Martian microbes frothing at the mouth for their chance to dominate our culture. It's the patriotic duty of all Earth citizens to help liberate the Red Planet!

      Dramatic conflict is better for TV ratings.

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    4. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by cilix · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Doesn't it seem more likely that our microbial organisms wouldn't stand a chance against Martian organisms fighting on their own turf? What makes Earth organisms so tough?

      Err... Actually there is a long and illustrious history of organisms from Environment A going to Environment B and kicking the crap out of it in nasty and unexpected ways. Here in New Zealand, for example, our native birds are seriously endangered because of imported pests like rats and possums. Not to mention the difficulties of controlling imported weeds like gorse and pests like rabbits.

      I'm no biologist, but an organism that has lived on mars for thousands of years might be able to cope with that environment well, but probably wouldn't cope well with changes in environment.

      It's little more than hopeful thinking to suggest that organisms from Earth would pose no threat. They would be of no threat if they died as a result of the Martian environment straight away. But that's wishful thinking.

    5. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by cookie_cutter · · Score: 2, Insightful
      All the unmanned exploration in the pristine Mars will not advance the human cause as much as landing people there.

      Which cause would that be, exactly? Don't make the mistake of believing that what you consider obvious/universal, others do as well.

      Not only are there bound to be large scientific break throughs from the effort,

      We'd get more data on mars, sure, but how useful is that likely to be?

      but there are bound to be large psychological break throughs as well.

      Anything we couldn't get back here for a lot less money? I doubt it.

      And it ultimately is a great insurance policy for the survival of the human species.

      Can't argue with you on that, but let's be clear about this particular case: they are just going to visit, there are no plans to set up a colony.

      As an aside if anyone hasn't read Red Mars / Blue Mars / Green Mars (by Kim Stanley Robinson) its a great triology that deals with the colonization mars in a really interesting way.

      I'm one hundred percent in agreement with you there. It's definitely the greatest story of Mars colonization I've ever heard of. Went way beyond my expectations of what a colonization story could be. To be pedantic, though, the order is Red Mars | Green Mars | Blue Mars

    6. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by cookie_cutter · · Score: 2, Funny
      Dramatic conflict is better for TV ratings.

      Anyone who's seen bacterial cultures battling it out knows that watching grass grow is comparatively rivetting.

    7. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by The+Grey+Mouser · · Score: 2, Insightful

      number four... who gives a sh**, our destiny is to colinate and grow as a succesfull species, at the expense of dead, and/or near-dead planets. Our expansiona and colonization, and security by not putting all our eggs in one basket (earth).. is far more important than any stinking microbes on mars...


      That sounds fine, until a colony ship of some advanced civilisation shows up on our doorstep, ready to "terra"form our planet. Just need to get rid of 6 billion microbes first...


      And while you may be content sacrificing an entire (putative) ecology in exchange for neater rocket ships, others would say that possible life on another world is a far greater treasure, however advanced. Nevertheless, while the issue of biological contamination should be paramount (in both directions), that should hardly prevent manned exploration, provided reasonable precautions are taken.


      But immediate terraforming of Mars, even disregarding the technical problems, is clearly ridiculous. It is rarely a good idea to destroy something before we completely understand it. While concerns about making humanity a harder target for mass extinction are surely valid, we can almost certainly start colonies on the Moon or at L5 with much less work than Mars.


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    8. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by michaelhood · · Score: 5, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, the obligatory jokes make themselves!

    9. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Remember that NZ is essentially the same environment as many other places on Earth.

      Mars is not.

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    10. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by Trackster · · Score: 2, Insightful
      And it ultimately is a great insurance policy for the survival of the human species.

      I don't know about that. Here's a better sure fire insurance policy for the survival of the human species.

      1)Educate them with constructive traits instead of destructive ones.

      2)Do away with all or most nukes.

      3)Do away with publicised and unpublicised biological WMD strains.

      4)Put fossil fuels out to pasture.

      5)Profit (for the future of the the Human and most other species)!

    11. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by Paulrothrock · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is getting really, really dull. A few /.ers spew some FUD about how it's dangerous or expensive or 'a pipe dream' and then I gotta come in and lay out the truth for them to not believe again.

      While it is indisputable that the technology that is required to travel to Mars and establish a rudimentary colony around the hull of the space craft and any transported plants and animals exists and can be taken to Mars (at great cost), it is highly doubtful that they would be able to bring themselves back from the red planet.

      All the materials exist on Mars to make fuel and oxygen and even a spacecraft for the return trip. Between the water in the soil and the CO2 in the atmosphere, it would take very simple and well-known chemical reactions to turn them into methane for fuel and oxygen to breathe.

      Plants can be transported as seeds and planted in Martian soil (with some fertilizer, probably from the crew) or in hydroponics. In pressurized greenhouses with CO2 gas in them, they'll grow like gangbusters, providing more than enough food. Animals can be brought later (starting with tilapia, a readily farmed fish). But it should be stated that until there is a good farmacological ecosystem, we shouldn't think of bringing things like cattle; they're just too expensive to grow.

      The cost of taking the fuel for the return trip would be absolutely astronomical considering the extensive modifications necessary to ensure that the fuel does not leak over the course of the three year mission.

      Then don't take the fuel! Make it there. Do you think Lewis and Clark brought all the food and firewood they were going to need? Of course not; that would have made the mission prohibitivly expensive.

      Besides all that, should we really be sending living organisms to a virtually uncontaminated environment so soon? We have just discovered real evidence of flowing water once existing on the planet, and this in turn could lead to evidence of fossilized microbes and other lifeforms that we would threaten with destruction if we were to introduce Earth microbes that the Martian microbes could not fight.

      Earth microbes are so different from Mars microbes there would be almost no way for them to survive outside of the spacecraft. It would be like trying to infect a human being with the chemosynthetic bacteria from the bottom of the ocean; the habitats are too different for them to survive. You don't see people disinfecting the submersibles that travel down there, do you?

      More study is needed, as is more thought on the impact of colonizing Mars. We will no doubt go there eventually and it may become our home away from home, but sending up a bunch of Russians to tromp around what may be a life-rich planet (under the surface) seems like a mission of putting the cart before the horse.

      The goal of exploring Mars should be to colonize it. There is little threat to Martian microbes (should they exist) from Earth organisms, and if we are going to terraform it, that could take 500 years, more than enough time to study the microbes, who will adapt.

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    12. Re:Mars, a pipe dream by Moofie · · Score: 2, Informative

      So you refine your return fuel on the surface of Mars. Entirely feasible.

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  12. Served! It's On! by lsdino · · Score: 4, Funny

    George has his plan, and Russians have their plan... It looks like the US has been served!

    I can see the movie now... Space Race 2: Mars

    It'll come to a thrilling climax. The Russian plan is filled with set backs allowing the US to catch up. But the Russians manage to launch first! But the US manages to catch up at the last minute and astronauts from both teams come touching down at nearly the same time.

    No one knows who landed first! And there's only one way to prove who gets the title: It's On!

  13. Quite possible, because... by heretic108 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...in Russia, in aerospace/military contracts, it's unlikely the gov would be paying $1100 for a screwdriver, $90 for a single common LED, $150 for a single rack-mounting bolt etc.

    If a New Zealander can construct a viable cruise missile for less than $5000US, then quite possibly $3.5B would go as far in Russia as $200B goes in the USA

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    1. Re:Quite possible, because... by nametaken · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, but it's a $10 screwdriver that doesn't stick to a working palette, and comes with sharp edges that cut the cosmonauts when they're grabbing for it in zero grav and leaves rust stains all over the place. The LED never worked, and the rack-mounting bolt only has a 30lb tolerance instead of 1000lbs, so all the equipment starts flying around the cockpit at launch.

  14. Major Laggg On Slashdot by preferred_nick · · Score: 5, Funny

    I got this news from my 88 year old Grandmother today before it was posted on Slashdot. Oh well so much for getting the tech news fast on a holiday weekend.

  15. Viewpoint by jay-oh-eee! · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's funny, the Russians say it'll take $6.5 billion, privately funded, officials say it's impossible on such a budget. The Bush administration says it'll take $12 billion over five years, without setting a definitive timeline for a mission. "Experts" say it'll take upwards of a TRILLION $ and suspect it to happen, at the soonest, a decade. Everyone is just speculating, estimating and without any real plan or budget.
    Sounds simplistic but what happens if we just split the bill?

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    1. Re:Viewpoint by silentbozo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      When the "experts" talk about the upwards of 1 Trillion, they probably (and perhaps rightly so) are taking into account the massive amounts of pork-barreling it will take to grease the wheels for the duration of the time it will take to plan, build, launch, and recover the mission. All it takes is a few assholes to make some sort of fuss over jobs, environmental impact, better uses for the money, etc. and WHAM, everything slams to a halt. They (meaning the politicians who are potential wrenches in the gears) know this, and so do the people doing the planning. Thus the 1 Trillion has to include the payola to these individuals to let the Mars mission alone.

      At least... that's my theory. Whether it's maliciously deliberate or not, these individuals (who move in and out of the halls of power on revolving doors) can make everything grind to a halt. For the government to do anything on this scale requires that they keep these bozos happy and well away from the space program. All it takes is an election year, and you can see what happens if a challenger decides to take his (or her) axe to the incumbent's supported programs.

      Contrast this to a private endeavor, where if the space mission fails, the company fails (or at least, is greatly diminished.) There is little incentive to burn money on stupid arguments, and great incentive to make it work the first time around. Can it be done in 6.5 billion? Given that the Russians still have the infrastructure to do this sort of thing, and that for pork-barrel politics we'd end up having to build such a thing from scratch (to spread the work around to enough congressional districts), that's one big cost that they can avoid. However, I have to say, this group's mission description (fly 6 men to the surface of Mars, funded in part by a reality program) sounds a bit fly-by-night to me.

      The earlier Russian proposal (put a station in Mars orbit and teleoperate robot probes/construction equipment from there) sounds like the one that is most likely to succeed. Fewer problems with having to enter/escape a gravity well, not having to deal with all the damn dust, and ease of construction (just put more modules up.)

    2. Re:Viewpoint by dj245 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Sounds simplistic but what happens if we just split the bill?

      Same thing that happens in the restaurant every Easter. Russia will offer to pay half, knowing full well that USA will want to pay most of it to be the "good guy", and having no intention of paying any of it. Russia will then make a playful attempt to snatch the bill off the table, at which point USA will poke Russia with a car key, forcing Russia to drop the bill. Russia will then give up its ambitions on the ISS (oops Mars) and then USA will pay for everything.

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      Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
    3. Re:Viewpoint by silentbozo · · Score: 5, Informative

      Of course, there's the alternate explaination of the 1 Trillion figure - which is that it's completely made up.

  16. I can do the same by mnmn · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll send them up for 4 years, with a stop on the moon thrown in as a bonus, only for $2 billion. I'd like my money in advance in gold nuggets in unmarked bags please.

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  17. The Tribe has spoken... by mikeophile · · Score: 4, Funny

    You have been voted off the crew. It's time to say goodbye and enter the airlock.

    1. Re:The Tribe has spoken... by grommit · · Score: 2, Funny

      Airlock? I'd expect that the rest of the "tribe" would like to have a bit of fresh red meat on their dinner plates instead of the veggies that they've been having for the past 3 months.

  18. The ways they plan to cut costs: by rasafras · · Score: 3, Funny

    1) The first stage will be comprised of the entire population standing on each other's shoulders. Distance: 176,000 miles.
    2) Thrust for the second stage will be provided by shaken up coke cans. Stick it to those capitalist swine.
    3) Remaining thrust will be provided by removing the vacuum tubes from the flight computer and throwing them behind the ship.
    4) The return journey... uhh... screw it, let's invade a neighboring country!

    In all honesty, I wish the Russians had the American budget. They have proven their worth more than once in innovation, and it's a shame they can no longer afford it.

    1. Re:The ways they plan to cut costs: by cornjones · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In all honesty, I wish the Russians had the American budget. They have proven their worth more than once in innovation, and it's a shame they can no longer afford it.


      The russians prove their ingenuity b/c they have to or they don't get it done b/c they don't have the budget. THey have to figure other ways to do things. When I was first entering the workforce, it seemed as if all the russians produced really good tight code. We later realized why, you have to be efficient if your equipment is obsolete. Nothing bad here, just an observation

    2. Re:The ways they plan to cut costs: by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 4, Informative

      Of course, the N1 never successfully flew. Energia was a good rocket, but only launched twice, and much like Saturn V, it no longer exists; they've all been broken down. The Russian circumlunar program was plagued with problems - they had 8 failures prior to a successful circumlunar (which occurred post-Apollo 8).

      Don't get me wrong, the Russians have made some great hardware - the Soyuz is an amazing capsule. And their liquid-fuel engines are generally much, much better than ours (note that the EELV Atlas uses a Russian-built engine). But their experience with launches headed out of Earth's gravity well is no better, and arguably worse, than that of the US.

      Really, in the end, a joint effort is the only thing that would make any sense, but with Bush in office, that is (to say the least) unlikely.

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  19. Read between the lines... by ForestGrump · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "They plan to have 6 people explore Mars for months before returning to Earth. The Mission would take 3 years, and would depend on fully equipped spacecraft containing its own garden, medical facilities etc."

    So sending 6 people there and bringing them back. Ok, so you got a space craft loaded with a garden, a medical facility, and a way of getting there and back. What they don't tell you is the people are expected to die about 2 months into the jouney, and the exploration on Mars will be done by bots. Afterwards, the robots are to be brought back to earth.

    -Grump

    Maybe that is what is going to happen, oh well. What do I know, I'm taking a history class, not a futre-ory space travel class.

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  20. possible reality TV shows by Zabu · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Who wants to mate with a martian"
    "The Red World"
    "Space Rules"
    "Last Cosmanaut Standing"
    "Inter-Planetary Idol"
    "Paradise Planet"
    and last but not least "Stupid"

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  21. Just not credible by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 4, Funny

    Throw in a roll of duct tape, then you're talking.

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  22. redundancy by peeledback · · Score: 2, Insightful

    3 years? maybe they should send more than one ship. each having enough on board to support the other if a failure happens. it wouldn't be to much fun having an electric failure millions of miles from no where. the aaa takes long enough on earth!

  23. Stake your claim! by BorkBorkBork6000 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I suppose this group will become the first to claim land for itself on Mars. They can't claim it as an appropriation by claim of sovereignty for Russia, but if it's a private mission they should be able to claim it for themselves, or Fox-Media-Rocket-Corp or whoever.

    The Treaty on Principles Governing the Activities of States in the Exploration and Use of Outer Space says nothing about non-state missions, unfortunately. I'm not even sure the rules apply to entities not parties to the treaty.

    Is there a doctor of law in the building?

  24. Mars for Real by skywolf · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Do I believe that going to Mars could be done for 3.5 billion, leaving in four years time? Not yet. What we really need is cheap and reliable space access. When this is achieved, everything space-related will surely become an order of magnitude cheaper.

    The only thing that I like about this article is the notion that a voyage to Mars could be made into a reality TV show. Because that's what it should be.

    Space exploration is exactly that - exploration, and not science. Every time I turn on the news, I hear of a group that's trying to mountain-bike to the pole, or walk to the pole unsupported, or hot-air balloon to the pole, or walk there backwards. It's so futile it makes me weep.

    I believe that exploration is a human need, important to us even when it serves no tangible purpose. Leave the poles to the Scientists. It's time to head for Mars!

  25. Dont forget your towel by sPaKr · · Score: 5, Funny

    You are going to attempt interplanetary travel without a towel ? jebus you really dont know what your doing

  26. The Energia-Buran Rocket can get to Mars by StateOfTheUnion · · Score: 4, Informative

    I remember seeing a documentary when I was a child that said that the Soviet (this was coldwar times) Energia-Vulkan rocket could power a mission all the way to mars and back. Apparently Energia Vulkan was scrapped for Energia Buran (the launch rocket for the now defunct Russian shuttle), but Energia Vulkan's design is an Energia Buran with a total of 8 boosters . . . Apparently its not that different from from the Energia Buran (built to launch the now defunct Russian shuttle). A few details here

  27. *sniff sniff* by Grey+Ninja · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is this a new space race I smell? Things like this can ONLY be healthy for the space program. American pride will now be greatly hurt if Russia beats them to Mars. Personally, I feel like cooking some popcorn and taking a decade to eat it.

  28. Re:Okay by Mdalek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And does the russian space program have $3.5 billion?

    RTFA
    Its clearly stated that this is private money and is not a Russian space program project.

  29. Not too far fetched. by Johnathon_Dough · · Score: 2, Insightful
    All it is going to take, is some one with the money who is willing to take the chance with the health & safety risks that any major government will never take.

    If some group had a ship going to mars, how many people would line up to go? How many scientists would be willing to sacrifice their health and safety to be one of the first to set foot on and study another planet?

    Simply by being held accountable by the government and the people, NASA is never going to be able to say "Well, this ship will get you there, but we can't guarantee that you will live to make it, and we can't guarantee that you won't get cancer by the time you get back. But hey, you get to go to Mars!"

    Where as, a private firm only has to have a lawyer draw up a suitably impressive release of liability, and start charging for tickets.

    More power to them, I hope they make it. It will push those damn lolly-gaggers in our over managed space program to actually acheive something instead of throwing money at quadrupal fail-safe indestructible toilet seats.

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    1. Re:Not too far fetched. by Johnathon_Dough · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I am not even sure it is the problem of "they might not come back."

      I think the worry is "We might be blamed if they don't come back."

      Which is even stupider if the people voluntarily going somewhere dangerous know what they are getting into...

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  30. So it seems... by Comatose51 · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...a project it said would cost only $3.5 billion

    So it seems that the Russians have discovered out-sourcing to India as well.

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  31. Reality show, eh..... by moosesocks · · Score: 2, Funny

    Low-cost mars mission.....
    Low-cost technology.....
    Unproven Russian technology....
    plus a reality show...

    Could we plllleeeease send Donald Trump... and Ryan Seacrest and have the first 'good' space disaster*?

    *The only exception being Appolo 13 which was a "good disaster". Tons of stuff went wrong and the mission was a failure. However, nobody got hurt, and the whole ordeal proved twice-over the quality of American engineering and ingenuity.

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  32. You knew this was coming... by opec · · Score: 3, Funny

    In Soviet Russia... The project funds you.

  33. Running the numbers by WombatControl · · Score: 4, Informative

    Assuming that this group uses a Proton launcher (the heavy Russian launcher currently used to lift ISS sections and Soyuz spacecraft) they would only be able to lift 44,000 lbs into LEO per launch.

    The likely weight for a fully-fueled Mars base would be in the neighborhood of 1 million pounds - and that's being conservative. You not only need the habitation modules, but the garden modules, consumables for three years, and propellant. 2 million might be closer.

    That's about 23 launches to just to get all the material in LEO.

    A Proton launch costs about $35-$70 million dollars.

    That's $1.14 billion, just to get everything into LEO. Even then, that's a conservative estimate. The real costs, depending on weight could be close to $3 billion.

    That doesn't include the hundreds of millions in R&D needed to develop a working spacecraft, training for astronauts, keeping a working command and control center for 3 years, insurance, legal fees, or any of the other costs.

    In short, this doesn't even pass the smell test.

    1. Re:Running the numbers by lommer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Three things:

      First off, your assumption that they will use Proton rockets may be wrong - they may use a reconstructed Russian variant of a Saturn V, and launch everything in one or two trips. There's another post on this article that suggests alternatives to the Proton.

      Secondly, I don't trust many numbers thrown around on /. without a reference, and that 1 million pounds for an expedition definitely sounds like a number out of thin air. Without looking at their designs, it's really impossible to speculate on the final weight/mass of the vehicle.

      Finally, and perhaps most importantly, why go into orbit to assemble your vehicle? Why not launch it pre-assembled on a big-ass rocket (see pt. 1) and go straight for mars or whatever bodies you're using for a gravity assist trajectory? Going into orbit uses a lot of energy, and I really don't see the need for it. A lot of sci-fi involves orbital assemblies, but when you do the math it's not actually that practical...

      All that being said however, I agree that I can't see this mission flying. It reeks of overly optimistic budgeting designed to secure enough venture capital to get some executives a fun, well paying job for a few years before the project dies in a sea of red ink.

  34. Relative costs by Latent+Heat · · Score: 2, Informative
    I keep wondering about a number of what-ifs.

    The Russians had the N-1 moon rocket, which they did not brag about because they blew it up 3 or 4 times and never could get it to work.

    One of the beauties of "capitalism" was once the government came up with a Moon program (Apollo, Saturn, lunar-orbit rendezvous), they stuck with it and threw money at it until it happened. One of the ironies of centrally-planned "communism" is that weren't sure if they were even in a race to the Moon, and when it was decided they were in such a race, they scrapped all their earlier plans and decided to follow the plan of the "capitalists" (L-1/LK, N-1, lunar-orbit rendezvous), only their head rocket airframe guy was in some kind of snit with their head rocket engine guy, so he had to get a jet engine guy to build him a rocket engine that was so underpowered that he needed 30 of them on the first stage, and the original rocket engine guy went over to the rival rocket airframe guy who was running steady political interference to get the whole program scrapped and start over with the second rocket airframe guy and the original rocket engine guy.

    While the Russian Moon program was underfunded and supposedly got a lot less money than the American one, and would have worked if their rocket didn't blow up, I wonder how may guys they had working on L-1/LK/N-1 and if it was really fewer guys than Apollo/Saturn?

    And how is it that the Russians who couldn't get a successful N-1 launch were able to get (I believe) 2 successful Energia launches without any failures. And how many guys did they have working over what period of time to pull that one off? And even given the starvation wages a person makes in Russian aerospace these days, does the small-n billion dollars for a Russian Mars program make sense?

    Even if they throw safety out the window, they are going to need to bring back the Energia, which I understand that exists only as an enormous doorstop right now, and the level of effort of the Energia is a minimum requirement for just getting off the ground.

  35. So, uh, do they plan on getting them back? by misleb · · Score: 4, Interesting
    You know, I love hearing about all these crazy plans to go to Mars, but it seems like very few people actually plan for the return trip. I assume they plan on getting these astronauts back. Visiting mars isn't like visiting the moon. They'll need to construct facilities to launch a return vehicle (and manufacture fuel, etc) That would be a pretty major undertaking. Maininging basic life support will be challenging enough...

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  36. Why bring them back? by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just keep shooting food to them.

    Tim

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  37. Biosphere 3? by StateOfTheUnion · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A ship with its own garden? 3 years? I assume that they want to create a somewhat sustainable ecosystem . . . We couldn't even get that right on Earth . . . see biosphere 2 This sounds more than a little idealistic . . .

    1. Re:Biosphere 3? by Fortress · · Score: 2, Informative

      The garden part is what shows that this project is nothing but talk. I've seen studies that show it's cheaper, lighter and more reliable to pack the food/air/water for a person than to rely on a garden to do the work. And for a 3-year trip? A garden would only be efficient if you are going on a REALLY long trip, like one of those multi-generational ships proposed for interstellar travel.

      I think the garden is marketing to the masses, who may not know about the Biosphere debacle but grasp quickly the theoretical concept behind it.

      Maybe they should just make the TV show here on Earth and pretend it's in space, sort of like what they claimed the US did with the moon.

  38. WARNING: Internal inconsistancy detected! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where would one find an accredited medical professional willing to commit rocket assisted suicide with 5 strangers who will be sucking vacuume with him when space decides to get "real?" Witch-doctors don't count.

    I know that after episode 3 (when they all decide to space themselves after taking a look at their radiation badges and discover they've already got twice their expected trip dosage), I'm flipping the channel. Who wants to watch desecated corpses float for 10 more episodes while Vangelis plays in the background?

    1. Re:WARNING: Internal inconsistancy detected! by Jim+Starx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You honestly think they'll have a hard time finding people to volenteer?

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  39. Russia? by Galvatron · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Russia's space history is impressive in some areas, but not Mars. I don't think I'd sign up to be an astronaut for this mission when Russia hasn't landed anything on the surface, and most of the orbital probes have failed. The Martian Defense Network takes a toll on everyone, but seems to take special delight in shooting down Russian craft.

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  40. Re:crazy by Guido+del+Confuso · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Spending money is always better then a tax cut which is pure flushing money down the drain and doesn't help anyone.

    Uh, how about the people who have to pay less in taxes? Jeezus Christ. This attitude that tax cuts should only be looked at in a larger economic sense really irritates me. How about looking at it like this:

    It's my money! When you raise taxes, you are taking my money away from me! A tax cut is a good thing, in that I get to keep more of my money!

  41. One thing about Russians by drgonzo59 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ...is that they do have a rich imagination. That is wonderful thing to have, it solves problems, saves money, optimizes the use of available resources etc. I grew up in the Soviet Union and I am pretty familiar with that. The downside is that when there is no equipment or technology available to turn imagination into reality, there is danger of crossing the line into fiction and fantasy. For example, I remember how in a "reputable" science magazine they had an article describing how to build space craft that travel faster than the speed of light by creating vortices in ether. That was in 1990s and these Russian "scientists" were talking about ether as if everybody knew it exists and dismissed Einstein postulates as science fiction. That's just one example pseudo-science and there were plenty. The only way I would seriously consider the Mars proposal if they open up the details of their plans for scrutiny of the worlds' engineering and scientific community.

  42. Backer? by WindBourne · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I doubt that this company really has the financial backing to do this. But upon thinking about it, I suspect that they do. Russia has proven that they can get us there (good rockets) and survive in space (1.5 years vs american 6 months). I am guessing that this group has an American backer who believes in getting us off this rock, but with a real plan. Is there anybody who has been backing space programs? anybody who has backed the X-prize as well as the group who was the front-runner from the gitgo? anybody who fits in the top 10 richest ppl in the world?

    I suspect that Paul is backing these guys. This is the same guy who bet on a small software start-up, moved into a new industry called internet over cable ( he started in 1992, before others were even thinking of it), and now backs Burt Rutan for the X-prize. In addition, he is backing seti, and had monorail ran through his rock muesum. Quit a few accomplishments.

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  43. Re:crazy by golgotha007 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Point is, even if Russia can't pull off the funding, it would be a nice thing to try.

    America puts safety first in high risk operations these days. the 'flying by the seat of your pants' days of the space race are over. there is too much public pressure for NASA to make any mistakes, so anything with too much risk is out of the question. how in the world will America be able to accomplish such a risky operation like going to Mars with all this public pressure?

    However, Russia is the perfect candidate (and always has been) for testing extremely high risk equipment and/or situations. why? because although Russia thinks about safety, it's not the number one concern; the number one concern is success.

    when Russia loses a cosmonaut in some accident, they don't halt their space program for years at a time for a complete investigation. they theorize what the problem could be, make adjustments and press on.

    If the world really wants to put a human on planet Mars in the next 20 years, the best idea would be for the world (including USA) to fund Russia to accomplish such a mission. I guarentee they will do it for the smallest amount of money and in the shortest amount of time.

  44. April 12 by danila · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Those of you interested in the reality TV from space might want to check out Spacestation, an IMAX 3D film about the ISS. It was made two years ago, but is premiered in Russia today, on April 12.

    BTW, April 12 is the Cosmonautics Day. 43 years ago Yury Gagarin became a first human ever to fly to space. BTW, during the 43 years that followed, 431 humans have been up there. Think of it, only 10 people per year on average...

    Nobody in the US (or in the world for that matter) expected the Soviet space triumth of the 1961. Nobody expects these Russians to pull off their Mars trip. But one thing is for certain - the only way to find the limits of possible is to venture beyond them, into the impossible. Good luck to those trying!

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  45. Zubrin.. by adeyadey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Zubrin has said before that the $trillion price-tags for a mars mission were wildly overinflated, and suggests a way that it can be done for around $20 billion/mission.

    Off the rop of my head, each Soyuz mission costs Russia about $60 million - compare that to the $500 million/shuttle-mission cost ("cheap reusable"), or the sky high costs proposed for the possible replacements..

    So yes, I think it could be possible that the Russians could do it all for a few $Billion - they dont mind taking a few more risks too. Whether these particular people are the right people to do it - that is another issue - a few Billion is still a lot of doe to hand over to someone.

    As for the USA, I say if they dont want to give the money to Russia, let people like Rutan have some & see what comes out of it.

    NASA seem to have lost the ability to effectively stage such a project, at least at an affordable cost. The whole question arises as to whether government agencys are the best way to exploit a technology, once it has reached a certain level of maturity. Zubrin wrote an excellent article comparing NASA productivity 61-73 (Apollo motivated) vs the Shuttle years - NASA were so much more productive, for much the same cash when focused on Apollo..

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  46. April Fool's joke !? by uss_valiant · · Score: 3, Interesting

    About the same story was on telepolis (German online magazine) on April 1st 2004 ("Europa und Russland starten 2009 erste bemannte Mars-Expedition" (German) (Europe and Russia launch the first manned expedition to Mars in 2009)). The article on telepolis was obviously a joke and I guess this story also.

  47. Reuse what lander? by scattol · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ok so maybe they have boosters and capsules in production they can reuse and save engineering costs. But which lander would they be reusing?

    I don't remember any hardware other than the LEM that could land humans. So the lander they have to engineer pretty much from scratch. It's not a small bit of hardware either. On it's own wouldn't that use their entire budget?

  48. Re:crazy by phurley · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Ok this is not backing Bush, but

    Spending money is always better then a tax cut which is pure flushing money down the drain and doesn't help anyone.
    This makes no sense. By this logic, it would be better to tax at 100%, because any money in private hands is obviously flushing it down the toilet right? Now we can argue that the richest Americans do not need a tax cut, I would argue that you can give them a rate cut as long as you threw out 98% of the tax code, so there were no deductions (except for personal deductions - but hey that would rob lawmakers of a primary source of power and influence, so I am not holding my breath...
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  49. Survivor: Mars! by Mr_Clayhead · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why not mix the popularity of the reality show "Survivor" with the hazards-be-damned attitude of the Russian space industry? Each week, someone gets voted off the spaceship, and FOOMP! Out the airlock they go.

  50. probably can do it cheaper than NASA by peter303 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    NASA has many conflicting goals, a big bureaucracy, a risk-adverse culture. The Russian, Chinese, or private enterprise approach may be able to do this more cost-effectively than NASA, though probably not for as little as $3.5 billion.

    I prefer the "evolutionary" private enterprise approach like as in the current x space contest. Start out with doable million dollar increments of financing and goals.

  51. Re:crazy by letxa2000 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Spending money is always better then a tax cut which is pure flushing money down the drain and doesn't help anyone.

    Oh man, you've been at the Democratic Institute for Tax & Spending Economic Theory too long. It's my money, not the government's money. The government has a responsibiity to do as much as it can while stealing as little of my money as possible. How anyone can suggest that the government stealing and spending more of my money is always better than letting me keep my money is just incredible.

    The whole belief that government somehow knows how to spend money better than the taxpayers or somehow does it more efficiently betrays the underlying B.S. in much liberal-think.

  52. The best Russian Mars Mission ever by Myrmidon · · Score: 4, Funny
    I laugh at these guys' pathetic plan. My team has come up with my very own Russian Mars Mission plan, after listening very carefully to some guys in tinfoil hats. (People laugh at tinfoil hats, but compared to many Mars mission advocates these guys sound pretty reasonable.)

    Plan is simple: fake a trip to Mars. People thought was possible back in 1969, but now we know is possible -- digital effects technology has come long way. I mean, with $3 billion we could pay animators to hand-craft every pixel of footage. It will look totally believeable.

    Fake trip to Mars solves all major problems with human space flight:

    • Nobody dies.
    • Saves lot of money.
    • No damage to Martian environment and no contamination of Martian life (if there is any).
    • All excitement that Sci-Fi fans could ever want. In fact, exploration of Mars might turn out to be exactly like the novel - no matter which novel you prefer! We can put Valentine Michael Smith up there if you like!


    Problems:
    • What if spoilsports at JPL or NORAD use their radars and determine there is no spaceship out there? Well, that's where Russian angle comes in. We simply insist that there really is spaceship... and that JPL and NORAD guys are just issuing disinformation, in order to cover up embarrassing superiority of Russian space technology. (Hey, if this argument works for ESP and cold fusion...)
    • What if people insist on getting interesting scientific information back from manned Mars trip? Well... they just won't. Nobody ever talks about data from Moon missions. Instead they rhapsodize about pictures of Aldrin and Armstrong and world's most expensive golf cart. If people insist on "scientific data", we will quietly steal photos from Spirit rover web site and Photoshop in a cosmonaut or two.
    • What about people who want to colonize Mars in order to experience glorious new frontier? Won't they demand seats on our ship?

      Well, for morality's sake, our first duty is to lecture these people sternly about what idiots they are. When this doesn't work, we can sell them seats in Mars Settlement Simulator. This is big airtight tin can containing 1000 switches and 1000 tins of Spam. Every day, "passengers" are required to flip a switch... otherwise can explodes. If passengers run out of Spam, they die of starvation. One of the switches is secretly wired to shut off can's air supply... when it is switched, passengers unexpectedly die of asphyxiation. If passengers make it through 800 days, we open up can to reveal Gobi Desert, where they are free to wander around until they get bored and decide to go home.

      I figure we can get $1M each for these seats -- after all, they are very good simulation of real trip! But passengers may get mad because they don't get weightlessness for their money. Such passengers will be airlifted to secret Russian base at Sanduski where they can ride Weightlessness Simulators until they pass out.
  53. Re:crazy by JimFromJersey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unfortunately it goes like this: the feds cut taxes, the feds then have less money to give to states in the form of block grants, states then have shortfalls in funding for education, transportation, safety, ect. States make up for this shortfall by raising taxes (income, sales, property, ect), raising fees (tuition, business, license, ect) and cutting funding to anyone that gets state money. John Q. Public (that's you) then gets bent over with higher taxes and fees from states, counties, cities, as well as state funded enterprises such as universities. Any increased fees paid by businesses or professionals gets levied back onto the consumer. I am amazed that after hounding the left about "no free lunch" that the right engages in the exact same kind of games. There is no free lunch. The liberatarian fantasy about no taxes and making everything pay as you go is just that: pure fantasy. Every road a toll-road, every sidewalk a toll-sidewalk, every bikepath a toll-bikepath, victim of a crime or acciendt you get to pay the ENTIRE cost for the emergancy services. It does not work.

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