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The Geek Shall Inherit the Earth

erick99 writes "With so many self-proclaimed geeks here at Slashdot, this particular article concerning geeks seems fitting. The article covers the gamut from science fiction to comic books to the "mainstreaming of geeks." The author seems to conclude the it is not such a good idea that the geek may inherit the earth. But, hey, what does he know. "

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  1. Geek Fun by cluckshot · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well if the Geeks Inheirit the Earth the place should really byte

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    1. Re:Geek Fun by mirko · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why should this be a nightmare ?
      The story submitter refers to self-proclaimed Geek.
      So, if you give people shit and tell them "Geeks find this cool", then they might consider loving this will make them better "Geeks".
      I don't really like this concept as it basically promotes some kind of insulting globalization of thought.
      So, well, it's cool to have some good movie from time to time but being a Geek means "ratherly looking for cleverer solution whenever any kind of problem is faced".
      It's not especially more Geeky not to use Windows than it is making it work optimally to suit one's very needs.
      BTW, a friend of mine decided to leave the computing industry to become a plumber in a very demanding district, he's no more afraid of job market fluctuations and might actually make good money having an interesting manual job, so do not look the World to be a Geek's World, look forward to becoming a Geek in a Geek-demanding world...

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    2. Re:Geek Fun by thebes · · Score: 5, Funny

      Something tells me that someone who can't post a link properly to /. might not be "Earth inheriting geek" material...

    3. Re:Geek Fun by stfvon007 · · Score: 2, Funny

      since they don't know how to reproduce

      Yes we do! Havent you heard of cloning? ;)

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  2. Of course the geeks shouldn't inherit the earth. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Otherwise they'd have to wait until the current owners die.

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  3. Revenge of the Nerds... by garcia · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Matrix, comics, and computer, sheesh! It's Revenge of the Nerds that brought geekdom to its pinnacle!

    Everyone now realizes the difference between nerds and geeks. Geeks are the cool nerds!

    Now, if we could only get the hot women...

    1. Re:Revenge of the Nerds... by chris_mahan · · Score: 2, Funny

      I explained to my wife the difference between nerds and geeks like this:

      Geeks are nerds who possess outstanding technical skills.

      And she replied: but they're still nerds, right?

      I replied: Absolutely!

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    2. Re:Revenge of the Nerds... by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >Geeks are the cool nerds! (+ 1 Insightful)

      If only there were a way to metamod that mod as Funny.

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    3. Re:Revenge of the Nerds... by maximilln · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree but I don't think the rest of the world cares. They just want to label and shelve us as tools to be used and thrown away as convenience and fancy strike them.

      It's okay. Once we die it'll all be over. No more pain, no more ostracision, no more oppression, no more being pushed by management through hoops and hurdles and then criticized for being a performer, no more cold, no more boring workdays... just a nice warm sleep.

      At least I hope it's warm.

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  4. May cut down on war by Moblaster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Geeks tend to get along with their own better than warrior-king types.

    1. Re:May cut down on war by garcia · · Score: 2, Insightful

      unfortunately power corrupts all men. Geeks would not be any different.

    2. Re:May cut down on war by AllUsernamesAreGone · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, it depends where you put the electrodes and whether its mains or batteries. sometimes it just kills you outright.

    3. Re:May cut down on war by corbettw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, I think that's the point. So called warrior-kings get along famously with "their own", just as all men do. The problem arises when a group not of "your own" wants something you have, or has something you want. That's when wars start.

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  5. The meek geek by Ckwop+Johnson · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The internet often breeds individuation and solipsism" Yes.. let's blame the internet for every social evil! Si.

    1. Re:The meek geek by nomadic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "The internet often breeds individuation and solipsism" Yes.. let's blame the internet for every social evil! Si.

      No, they were blaming the internet for two very specific social evils. Why would you extrapolate EVERY social evil from that?

  6. Internet often breeds individuation and solipsism by bluethundr · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Rather than being integrated into society by being forced to take people as they come, the internet allows you to preselect whom you choose to fraternise with, based upon whether or not they share your specific interests."

    That's why I browse at -1. :D

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  7. obl quote by xxdinkxx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If geek becomes mainstream, then what becomes the new geek?

    " you sold us out , you sold us out! ... the cheat tell hem you sold us out, you sold us out (mumble in the bg) you sould us out.."
    --Strongbad in strong bad goes to jail, homestarrunner.com

  8. Remember! by Wingchild · · Score: 4, Funny

    The original longer-form of the quote is,

    "The meek shall inherit what's left of the Earth after we're done with it." :)

    1. Re:Remember! by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's somewhat fitting (and disconcerting) coming from a Slashdotter with .mil address.

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  9. Ahead of the Curve by cyranoVR · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh yeah? Well, *I* was a geek before it was cool to be a geek! Ermm...

  10. Yeah! by jawtheshark · · Score: 2, Insightful
    He says that the internet is a big factor in the movement of geekness becoming mainstream... Let's kick all those wanna-be nerds from the internet. Let them go back to playing sports or reading books, or whatever they did before.

    I want my pre-september-that-never-ended internet back! ;-)

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  11. Re:Somebody get a dictionary? by r4bb1t · · Score: 5, Informative

    Courtesy of UrbanDictionary.com:

    anorak
    1. Cagoul; or a hooded zip-up jacket.
    2. Trainspotters.
    3. IT people in general, computer geeks.

    Beware of couples wearing matching anoraks.
    Often spotted at LAN parties.

    I'm still trying to figure out whether or not being compared to a warm, puffy coat is a good thing.

  12. scary... by spangineer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That's pretty scary considering Merriam Webster's first definition of "geek":

    "a carnival performer often billed as a wild man whose act usually includes biting the head off a live chicken or snake"
    "Geek"

    1. Re:scary... by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 5, Funny


      When your job is outsourced to India we will see what way you come up with to both feed yourself and pay the rent.

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  13. notion of a mainstream geek is an oxymoron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As geek contains within in a notion of separateness and awkwardsness, the whole notion of a mainstream geek is an oxymoron.

    I suspect the author was just out to get a bit of cash or notorioty.

    1. Re:notion of a mainstream geek is an oxymoron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Lets start a flamewar, shall we?

      It's generally accepted that a geek or a nerd is someone somewhat obsessed with technology/science/etc. The difference between the two varies a lot. Often one is attributed with the separateness and awkwardness, while the other is allowed to be a normal person that likes technology. The author of this article says that "geek" is good but "nerd" is bad.

      Personally, I go with the view that a geek is more social. They get stigmatized more because they're out in public acting weird. When they hang out with other geeks, they can seem relatively normal. People can join this class from the outside, this is the one that has a notion of "popularity" and "coolness".

      To me, a nerd is the one with less social interest. They basically stick to their work and ignore everyone else. This can lead to serious social deficiencies, so in public they're worse than the geek, but it doesn't matter so much, because they're rarely there. Being a nerd like this doesn't have any attraction to it, because the nerds aren't out to convince you that it is (or they are) cool. They just ignore you. You kind of just end up this way.

      Personally, I'm a nerd. I'm going to crawl back into my hole, now.

  14. War would change by millahtime · · Score: 4, Funny

    " Geeks tend to get along with their own better than warrior-king types."

    There would still be wars. THey would not be between countries but between Windows, Linux, BSD and Mac overloards. Windows would be like the US. Big, bulky and some part of it is always screwed up. BSD and Mac would have a treaty and tag team the others.

  15. Bit of an odd article by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Both society as a whole, and science fiction/fantasy, would benefit if the latter were put back in its proper place - that is, as a satisfying diversion, rather than as life's raison d'être.

    Coming from a guy with not one, but two planned sci-fi conventions coming up. I think he's lost any rights to be casting the first stone at someone because they liked lord of the rings.

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    1. Re:Bit of an odd article by El+Torico · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Sounds as though the author of the article has a love/hate relationship with himself as well as a pessimistic view of the world in general.

      This shows just how upbeat he isn't,

      No, the broader reason why mainstream society has become more disposed to immerse itself in fantasy is because of a general cultural stagnation that exists today. At a time when we feel less certain of our ability to impact on the world around us, we tend to retreat into fantasy worlds instead. One consequence of this is that we are increasingly more comfortable contemplating the ins and outs of life in Tolkien's Middle-Earth, than we are confronting the ins and outs of life on Earth proper. As Hollywood serves up ever more lavish fantasy spectacles for us to marvel at, the society that lies outside of the cinema and the comic shop stagnates.

      I disagree that the world is stagnating; it is just that the pace of improvement is glacially slow. Such is history.

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  16. It's not what geeks do by Hekatchu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, I don't think so, geekyness is a subculture ... and if the mainstream comes towards us, we shall step aside. Not to rule the world, but to change it!

  17. Cute Girl + Dorky Outfit != Geek by lotsofno · · Score: 4, Funny

    The mainstreaming of my beloved geek subculture depresses me.

    "When did it become cool to be a dork? You know that shifty-acting guy or libertine-looking gal who's always all, "I'm captain punk-rock-opolis," crying "culture-stealer" whenever the opportunity makes itself available? That's me, except with geeks."

    "Am I not justified though? Am I to idly watch the tyrants streamline my identity for mass consumption; our folklore exploited and assimilated by wannabe societies? Eccentricaly-dressed girls using their cuteness to conceal their embarassing ignorance, actually thinking that Wolverine's mutant powers are those metal claw thingies? People who haven't paid their dues; who couldn't tell you the difference between a D6 and DOS? Guys who've never carried out torrid--though imaginary--love affairs with Ensign McKnight, trading knowing smirks and grins across the Ten Forward lounge?"

    The standards for geek initiation have been lowered too far. Too many times have I seen my dork friends embrace a cute girl as their own, just because she has a mild familiarity with Magic: The Gathering cards.

    1. Re:Cute Girl + Dorky Outfit != Geek by spellraiser · · Score: 4, Funny

      Too many times have I seen my dork friends embrace a cute girl as their own, just because she has a mild familiarity with Magic: The Gathering cards.

      Hell, I'd embrace a cute girl any day, Magic: The Gathering or no Magic: The Gathering!

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    2. Re:Cute Girl + Dorky Outfit != Geek by Jaywalk · · Score: 4, Funny
      Eccentricaly-dressed girls using their cuteness to conceal their embarassing ignorance, actually thinking that Wolverine's mutant powers are those metal claw thingies?
      Yes, but now she might talk to you. I know most on Slashdot aren't aware of the fact, but there are advantages to this. You know those pictures you download? Believe it or not, they actually exist in the real world. My wife explained it to me after the first time I fixed her computer. It took a lot of explaining and a couple of demonstrations, but once I figured it out it turned out to be a lot better.
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  18. I've set my sights higher.. by Byzandula · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why should we settle for earth when there are many other planets waiting for geek colonization!

    I'm aiming for Mars myself...

    - Byzandula

  19. No, you got that wrong .... by kbahey · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is the Greek who will inherit the Earth.

    (Obligatory Brian quote)

  20. Re:Somebody get a dictionary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In the 1980s an anorak was used as slang in the UK for a certain type of person who would wear an anorak whether or not they were indoors or outdoors.

    They tended to be male (99%), individualistic and not try to wear fashionable or nice clothes. This was due to poverty and also a greater interest in "anoraki" hobbies, like computing, chess, games like DnD, trainspotting.

    Part of the reason for the popularity of the anorak was they were quite warm, and if you put one on in the morning, you could wear one all day, they covered you up, whatever the weather so you did not have to concern yourself with earthly matters like what you looked like.

  21. Re:I never noticed by Chewie · · Score: 4, Funny

    I would guess that people still look at you funny when you say "thrice". I understand that it's a lot more efficient than saying "three times", but it's a touch archaic.

    Although, I have been trying to bring back the expression "Ods bodkins!" so I don't have much room to talk.

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  22. I for one... by Viceice · · Score: 4, Funny

    I for one welcome our Slashdot reading overlords..

    Sorry, I just had to.

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  23. YES!!! by RealityMogul · · Score: 2, Funny

    Move over giant ants!! Now everyone can welcome ME as their new overlord!!!!

  24. Re:Somebody get a dictionary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    When we were kids in Britain, the lame kids who let their Mums dress them would always come to school kitted out in a parka, or anorak, with a fun-fur hood. Every single one of them. So an "anorak" is a dweeb, or a dork.

  25. Does the article contradict itself? by Chuns · · Score: 2, Funny
    A socially inept geek has a published story? Infantile, escapist geeks are mainstream?

    Are we sure this isn't a bitter jock turned gym teacher who is upset that the guy he bullied in high school is Bill Gates?

  26. Oh great what about me? by SteveXE · · Score: 2, Funny

    What happens to us semi geeks? Im no under brain like some of you guys here, I can hold my own but god help me what will i do!?! Oh god i dont beleive in god! For i am screwed!

  27. Not a good idea? by Mateito · · Score: 5, Funny
    The author seems to conclude the it is not such a good idea that the geek may inherit the earth.

    This guy obviously didn't get the universal truth as portrayed in "Revenge of the Nerds".. that inside every geek is an automaton of burning passion powering a pile-driving love machine.

    So why the fuck shouldn't we rule the earth?

  28. it's a terrible idea by wobblie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This "geek" crap has long gotten on my nerves. The only stereotype even more BORING than a DnD playing, emasculated, Buffy the Vampire Slayer watching, socially crippled dweeb is the "business/entrepenur" dork.

    Want proof? Bloggers. Give even a cursory look at the personal "blogs" out there and you realize none of these people have even a semblance of a life.

    1. Re:it's a terrible idea by maximilln · · Score: 4, Funny

      iptables -t filter -A INPUT -i reality0 -j DROP

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  29. Trendy by Triv · · Score: 5, Interesting

    See, here in NYC, geekdom has become...trendy. It's now cool to know tons about comic books, to be an IP wizard, to be able to pull odd things from teh intarweb. If you're a mac geek, you're even better off.

    The problem with this is the fucking hipsters of the geek wannabe persuasion. They manage to effectively mimic geek behavior but are much smoother (excuse me - smoover), much nicer looking and infinitely better at getting laid. So now all the look-alike "hey look, I can setup iTunes networking. I'm awesome and lovable and single! Bed me!" are stealing the small portion of women endowed by god with a geek-love gene. JUST when we're acceptable to the outside world, we get screwed by the trendiest people on EARTH. AGAIN.

    But the worst part of it is, you turn into, like, that guy. You know, that guy who always grumbles about being ahead of the trend. The "I was listening to them when they were indie and they suck now" guy and everyone thinks YOU'RE the poser.

    Please. Take me back to obscurity. At least I was getting laid when I was on the fringe.

    Triv

  30. origin of 'anorak' as slang by sczimme · · Score: 4, Informative

    As I understand it:

    there is a hobby called 'trainspotting' where people hang about at railway stations, noting the comings and goings of trains (e.g. the 4723 to Wembley left the station at 0914).

    since these trainspotters are often outside in inclement weather, they wear large puffy winter coats

    being geeks and having no fashion sense, they choose the same sort of large puffy coats that your mother made you wear when you were a kid. (Think of the big coat George Costanza wore in that episode of 'Seinfeld' if that helps.)

    in the UK, the puffy coat is called an anorak

    the garment became synonymous with the sad trainspotting git who wears it.

    British slang is fun. :-)

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  31. Re:Internet often breeds individuation and solipsi by squaretorus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Rather than being integrated into society by being forced to take people as they come, the internet allows you to preselect whom you choose to fraternise with, based upon whether or not they share your specific interests."

    This is one of the most annoying things to me, about some of my old friends. I grew up in a relatively small community, school of about 1000 students, near a city of a quarter of a million.

    The VAST majority of my old schoolmates still hang out together and shag each other and bitch about each other and steal each others partners and generally stay in the same old pond.

    They put up with the same shit from the same shits for year after year because they dont want to get out there and find people with common interests.

    Geeks, nerdy boys and the like are oft criticised for being anti-social / a-social but from my experience are WAY more adventurous in building social circles which, while relativly small are created from a very wide geographical pool.

    Long live the geek for spreading what genes they CAN exchange with further flung chicks that your average small town wanker obsessed with tribalism and football.

    Ok - rant over - Im off for a coffee!

  32. The author has it backwards. by Jaywalk · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The mainstreaming of geekdom means the mainstreaming of the geeks as well. If the only person who shares your interests is on the other side of the world, of course you are going to spend more time on your computer communicating with that one other person. But if there is someone you can talk to next door, you're more likely to walk over for a beer.

    Computer geeks are now in the same position automobile geeks were when the auto was coming into its own. Automobiles used to be considered an oddity at best and a nuisance at worst. Few owned them and the majority didn't understand the attraction for the noisy smelly things. Horses required little maintenance and performed the same functions better. Motoring enthusiasts formed clubs in order to be with others who understood their peculiar hobby.

    Fast forward to today. A knowledgeable mechanic is virtually guaranteed an audience when discussing his profession. Everyone has a car and everyone has a story or a problem for which a mechanic's expertise provides a welcome addition to the conversation. Nobody thinks of auto mechanics as isolated geeks.

    It makes all the difference in the world when the others in a party are interested in hearing what you have to say, whether it's the details of automatic transmissions, the pros and cons of DSL versus broadband or the differences between the movie and the comic.

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  33. prejudices prejudices by SlashDread · · Score: 2, Insightful

    - Geeks are science fiction fans
    - Geeks are fantasy fans
    - Geeks are socially inapt
    - Geeks are a consistent subculture
    - Intarwebby will make you less social

    None of these are true -whatsoever-.

    c'mon guys, dont let some markedroids push you over in a stubborn prejudice label.

    "/Dread"

  34. Author displays his American provincialism by dubwise666 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Outside of a fairly hermetic subculture, comic books used to be dismissed as children's fare.

    That is really only true in the US... comics/graphic novels are considered to be art just like literature and the cinema in most of the rest of the world; they are particularly popular and respected in Japan and France. The attitude of many Americans towards comics is rather similar to what people first thought of movies, that they are not "Serious Art." Of course most of the people who think that know rather little about art at all! and tend to overemphasize high/low art and genre distinctions... as exemplified by the author of this article.

    Essentially the ease with which the author moves from interest in science fiction/fantasy to antisocial behavior marks him a trafficker in stereotypes and a painfully unironic one at that.

  35. Individualism is evil? by Chemisor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is rather sad to hear that being an individual is now considered evil.

    1. Re:Individualism is evil? by Cowboy+Bebop · · Score: 2, Informative

      It said "individuation", not "Individualism".

  36. What a crock. by tsg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Obsession with anything is bad if it interferes with your life. Sci-Fi/Fantasy is no different.

    But the criticism of science fiction and fantasy fans - that we are infantile and escapist people, and socially inept to boot - sadly has a little more truth to it.

    Yeah, and people who are obsessed with Survivor, American Idol or any of a dozen soap operas are less escapist then fantasy fans.

    As long as science fiction and fantasy fandom remained a fairly marginal subculture, then while certain fans may have pursued their passion to an unhealthy degree, the existence of the subculture was harmless. But when society as a whole starts to become obsessed with the otherworldly, then society as a whole threatens to go hikikomori - to become more interested in whiling away its time dreaming, than in addressing the real problems that confront it.

    When society as a whole becomes obessed with anything, it becomes a problem. The existence of a few people obsessed with the genre does not imply that society as a whole will become obesessed with it if if becomes popular. Yes, there are some very obsessive fantasy fans, but the majority are quite capable of functioning in a normal society. And to suppose that all society will become obsessive fantasy fans because a few are is ridiculous.

    Nothing quite like taking an exaggerated stereotype and applying it to everyone.

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  37. Nerd and proud by Standmic · · Score: 5, Insightful
    If you want to insult somebody today for being obsessive about fantasy or sci-fi, you have to resort to calling them a 'nerd', which in polite society has become almost tantamount to using a racist slur.

    I don't know about you, but my heart swells up and I brim with pride when someone calls me a nerd (okay, that's a bit of an exaggeration...). But seriously, I enjoy being recognized for my mental abilities in a world where you can get paid hundreds of millions of dollars for hitting a ball with a stick or throwing a dead pig 70 yards. Who would you rather be, the all brawn no brains guy jacked up on designer steroids hitting 75 homeruns a season, or the mastermind that designed the drug and made it all possible?

    Personally, I feel to doing quality research and being published in a scientific journal or writing code for a new program is much more of an accomplishment than throwing a 95 mile an hour strike. Call me a nerd all you want.

    1. Re:Nerd and proud by Paulrothrock · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Who will they remember, 400 years from now? Well, who do we remember from 400 years ago? Galileo, Newton, Kepler, Cassini etc. We don't remember the actors, or most of the politicians. Geeks are the ones who push things forward, and while we don't remember all of them, we interact with their inventions on a daily basis. While the angel-whores, pig-throwers, and edgy-boys get the spotlight, geeks will be remembered throughout history.

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  38. Re:I never noticed by SEWilco · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Remember that whatever the word, the meaning shifts to be different from the mainstream.

    Fifty years ago, what is now mainstream would have been geeky. Color TV, more than one TV, more than five TV channels, more than two radios, media other than plastic audio records, remote controlled anything, microwave oven, dishwasher, identical potato chips, non-aspirin painkiller, pocket tissue, velcro, airbags, seat belts, FM radio, cupholders, fuel injected engine, anything near steering wheel other than turn signal and shift lever, radial tires, pager, radio phone, pocket-sized phone, non-incandescent home lights, overnight messages, ballpoint pens. Oh, and a pocket or home calculating machine.

  39. Geek, Defined by Spencerian · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe I'm all wet, but I remember the times where "geek" was more synonymous with "freak" (as in a deformity) and the term bookworm was used to describe me by sneering kids in my elementary school.

    It's easy to throw out the term "geek" to describe anyone who plays video games or understands what a computer is. However, for any definition to have meaning, there has to be a limitation. We can't all be geeks, per se...some of us may just be geek-compatible, or geek-like.

    I think geekness changes with the times, of course. In my youth, I experimented with making my own batteries, assembling logic circuits, signal amps, lightwave communicators, and oscillators on breadboards. I launched model rockets, and gazed at the stars, and could tell you anything about the space program and its history.

    So, a geek, in my mind, is a person with a deep fascination in the technological aspects of life and his world, and whose social nature and recreation frequently revolves around such aspects of science and technology.

    Frequently, geeks are so involved with their interests that it supplants their social life--but this is common to anyone who gets too wrapped up in something, foregoing sex just to enjoy more of the diversion. Drug addicts do this all the time--doesn't make them a geek just because they are antisocial due to their addictions.

    Gamers, for instance, can be geeks, but not all gamers are geeks. They're just kids who obsess over game playing. Now, you find me a guy who not only can play games AND assemble his own computer (an ability that was geek-elite, but now commonplace), but is also so knowledgeable in a scientific or technical topic or two to the point where you just know this guy could get a job in it someday (despite the fact that he learned all the stuff just for fun), then you have, in my mind a True Geek.

    Does being able to recite lines from "Star Trek" or know the nuances between the Lord of the Rings book and movie characters count? Not really, in my mind. That's just a variation of appreciating fantasy. We used to call that "being a nerd." Girls and their imaginations of fairy tales and castles have been doing that for quite a while. But if you can attach a real-world component to that fantasy (such as research into the ability to, say, build a lightsaber replica that simulates the "real thing", then you approach the criteria of the Geek.

    Being a Geek is not a passive activity, like gaming. Geeks explore, conquer, criticize, and hang out on /. dissing each other about topics few others care about, including dissing one of the richest men on the world. Did we forget that Bill Gates is the archetypical geek?

    A Geek is a nerd with applied application of his knowledge in the real world.

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  40. Re:Internet often breeds individuation and solipsi by pjt33 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I fraternise with people who share my specific interests in my social life in generally. It tends to be the case that the only people who come along to my dance lessons are people who are interested in dancing, the only people I see at games evening are people who enjoy gaming, and the only people who come to my church are Christians and people interested in finding out about Christianity. I didn't find out about the dance club, the games evening, or the church from the Internet.

  41. Differerent levels of geekdom by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To me, geeks are now people who are obsessed with a particular field or endeavor because they like being obsessed with it. Like people who drool over 2% increases in benchmarks, or make crazy case mods, or overclock their PCs, or fantically advocate open source.

    Other people aren't geeks. People who own and use a digital camera or PC or scanner or keychain drive...those are every day people! They have tools, then use them. It's when you get obsessed with your tools that you're a geek.

  42. LOTR isn't "mainstream"??? by Kombat · · Score: 5, Informative


    People still look at me funny when I tell them I've read LOTR thrice.

    Even though its becoming more accepted, I still wouldn't call it mainstream.


    All-time worldwide box-office rankings:

    2. The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
    4. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
    8. The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

    Tell me again how the trilogy that dominates the top-10 all-time worldwide box office rankings isn't "mainstream?"

    Source.

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    1. Re:LOTR isn't "mainstream"??? by CGP314 · · Score: 2, Funny

      All-time worldwide box-office rankings:

      2. The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
      4. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
      8. The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring


      Tell me again how the trilogy that dominates the top-10 all-time worldwide box office rankings isn't "mainstream?"


      Because the same 10,000 people saw it 1,000,000 times.


      -Colin

  43. Re:Internet often breeds individuation and solipsi by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Excellent point.

    The author seems mainly concerned that the spreading of geek values will result in a mass retreat from the "real world." Well, the "real world" is whatever we choose to make it. I live a pretty geeky life -- I work as a DBA, study computational biology in school, read (and occasionally write) science fiction, listen to obscure music, and hang out primarily with other people who have similar interests. But guess what? There are a lot of those people -- and yes, half of them are women, and some pretty good-looking women at that. My academic studies may be incomprehensible to the monkeys who think an MBA constitutes higher education, but my research has the potential to change lives while they're shuffling papers. And my job is interesting, challenging, and pays me enough for a comfortable life. You don't get much more real than that.

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  44. Bearing gifts? by Alioth · · Score: 2, Funny

    All I can say is:

    Beware of geeks bearing GIFs.

  45. Individually, geeky things aren't geeky by PlatinumInitiate · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When people talk about traditional "geeks", a lot of people think a lot of different things. People think of computer programming, for one thing. But are all programmers geeks? Cobol programmers, or SAP programmers, or other "corporate" programmers, including to a large extent many of the modern-day "business app" programmers (Java, Delphi, VB, Clarion, etc), for example have been around for a long time, and typically they don't have all of the same qualities traditional geeks are supposed to have: they don't mind wearing suits and ties, they don't usually like comic books or chatting on the internet, in fact, besides the fact these programmers code for a living, they have nothing in common with traditional geeks.

    What else are geeks sometimes known for? Guns. A lot of geeks are gun freaks, but is this a geek-only thing? Certainly not, a lot of non-geeks are gun enthusiasts.

    Lord of the Rings fans? Yes, most self-respecting geeks love Tolkien's work, but there are a lot of non-geeks who feel the same, especially in literary or academic circles. These people might love the Tolkien mythology and the Lord of the Rings and Hobbit stories, but that doesn't neccessarily mean they are gun geeks or computer programmers as well...

    Martial arts is another thing that lot of geeks are into. But the majority of martial artists are not traditional geeks, either.

    And of course, computer knowledge. At one stage, computer operation was a hobby of geeks - they loved tweaking the systems, setting up systems, trying out new software, and so forth. But as computers have grown in popularity, even watered-down geeks or borderline non-geeks can handle all of these things and even have come to enjoy learning more about software and computers.

    So what's really happening here? These individual things are becoming popular, and suddenly it seems that the sky is falling and Geekdom is becoming "too mainstream". This reminds me of the Linux crisis - "Everyone is running Red Hat, it's not Elite Enough anymore! Time to switch to Debian..." Next year: "Too many people are running Debian, time to switch to SuSE/Gentoo/etc." And now that non-geeks are starting to use Linux, a lot of people are looking into FreeBSD. It's quite the same sort of thing. Geek boundaries will just keep expanding.

  46. Who are the geeks??? by SuperChuck69 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I think the author uses a crappy definition of geek.

    The definition of geek that I employ is more "technological elite" than "nose stuck in a fantasy book". In fact, with very few exceptions, I can't stand science-fiction/fantasy. I even go so far as to define the sci-fi/fantasy kids as "nerds" (shock and awe!).

    Actually, my definition of geek is essentially "someone who knows a lot about a subject." For example, I fall into the following categories:

    • Computer Geek
    • Beer Geek
    • Football Geek
    • Semi-Car Geek

    We're pretty sure we all know what a computer geek is, but what is, say, a beer geek? Well, if you know someone who hides his heads in his hands when someone asks "what beer do you drink?", there's a good chance he's a beer geek. If you know someone who says, "it's not a bad beer, but Burton Ales are a little too salty for me": BEER GEEK!

    Your average beer drinker will say things like "Sam Adams is the best beeah evah" or possibly define the multitude of beer styles as "regular, lite, dark, and Guinness". On the other hand, a beer geek needs to determine what he's having for dinner before he makes his beer selection (and will actually send a waiter away until such a determination is made).

    That is a geek.
    He should inherit the earth.
    Not someone who thinks "Lite" is a style of beer,

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  47. Re:Internet often breeds individuation and solipsi by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So you are a nomad as opposed to them being tribalists and this makes you better somehow?

    You are no better than them, nor they you. There's just a lot of diversity in the way humans live their lives. If everyone did what you do then there would be no communities and that would really suck.

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    Mac OS X and Windows XP working side by side to fight back the night.
  48. what's the problem? by hak1du · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But the criticism of science fiction and fantasy fans - that we are infantile and escapist people, and socially inept to boot - sadly has a little more truth to it.

    I don't see the problem. What is socially inept is defined by the prevailing culture. By 1950's standards, almost all of today's socially respectable, well-adapted individuals are "socially inept" as well--they know none of the behavioral norms, dress norms, or skills that any respectable member of society was expected to know back then; culture and social standards have already shifted radically.

    Will social norms shift even further? Who knows. But which set of social norms we get depends on the norms we prefer, and to the degree that those preferences are subject to change, the norms can change. If enough people find a geek lifestyle acceptable for others and maybe for themselves, then that lifestyle will become more mainstream.

  49. "geek" vs. "nerd", what is a Geek? by perfessor+multigeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nope, sorry, language has moved on. AFAICT, "geek" now refers to those of us who are systems thinkers about, increasingly, any subject. You can now find people, as the article mentions, saying that they are "geeking out" about anything from auto repair to barbeque.
    "nerd" now denotes the tape-on-the-glasses weakling.

    Personally, I think that this separation was inevitable since:
    A.) Society will never maintain contempt for any class of people who make lots of money and get lots of power.
    A'.) Any class with lots of money and power will achieve at least a passable baseline of nookie.

    and more interestingly

    B.) Real geeks are, by nature, hackers of our environment and, increasingly of ourselves. Sure, some techies seem to sincerely think that they can transcend their social cluelessness and isolation by becoming experts in yet another obscure subject (beer-making, cpu customization, wargaming) but most of us long since figured out that we can apply our skills at analysis and redesign to ourselves.
    I look at my friends on /. and while most of us may have looked like, and been, pasty-faced social isolates at the age of ten, we now do martial arts, ride and rebuild motorcycles, can at the least effectively simulate the patter and behavior required to do well at parties, and, well, we get laid.

    I am a geek. I am seriously fucking proud of that. I know that I am not only smarter and more capable in several dozen ways then just about anybody I have ever met, I am also more honest, ethical, and self-aware. All are geek traits.
    I have also done more bed-hopping then many a guy.

    Sure, we start out as "losers" but at what iteration? .

    I'm thirty-seven. Old enough to now see what is happening to my age cohort well beyond the baselines provided by genetics, family, and cultural mores. Most guys my age are getting sloppy, flabby, passive, and sloppy about their appearance and even their careers. I look at the geeks my age and we are all more self-assured, all working on our health, mostly getting stronger and more physically capable, and generally on the way up while those around us go down. We are stronger, fiercer, and more formidible then our non-geek equivalents and the gap is widening.

    As far as I'm concerned, being a geek is defined by what I call "two and a half" variables. Firstly, being a systems-oriented thinker, seeing the world not as a random set of causeless phenomena but as overlapping groups of editable, comprehensible events. Secondly, having a brain that doesn't turn off. In other words, living with a default setting of starting to figure out "why" as soon as one is provided with the data on "what".

    The "half" is that nobody becomes that passionate about understanding the world just because they felt like it. That level of involvement *always* is a consequence of something serious having been wrong when one was a child. After all, if the world gives you everything you want, then you don't question it too deeply. So all of us, each of us, were striving for something and were smart enough that we found that thinking and understanding got us closer to get what we strove for. Kids develop the tool that gets them what they want. We developed the habit of thinking. Of making sense of things.

    But that "malformation" is only the starting point, not necessarily a permanent state. .
    Where do computers fit into all of this? Only as easy ways to make a living that are best handled by us. Built by geeks, specc'ed in part by geeks (Vannevar, we call to you!), they are logic machines, however faulty. So a lot of us have drifted there. Whatever. It's only a local and temporary anomaly. In the eighteen-fifties we would have been in the railroad business.

    As for the "make-believe" thing, I call bullshit on that. I have repeatedly had to endure crowds of dim bulbs on their way to Yankees games recently and these halfwits were far more involv

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    1. Re:"geek" vs. "nerd", what is a Geek? by Paulrothrock · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The world is not a random set of causeless phenomena but a system of overlapping groups of editable, comprehensible events.

      This is an excellent quote, and illustrates why geeks turned to computers: They are complex groups of editable, comprehensible events. We grok them, and other people don't. In the past, we would have been engineers or scientists, and some of us still are.

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    2. Re:"geek" vs. "nerd", what is a Geek? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I know that I am not only smarter and more capable in several dozen ways then just about anybody I have ever met, I am also more honest, ethical, and self-aware.

      You forgot humble.

      This whole bit about adjusting yourself to fit into society confuses me. I'm a nerd. I don't care what they think. I'm actually not socially inept, I get along very well with the people I work with. It's just that when I leave work, I don't speak to anyone until the next day.

      You, on the other hand, if you display that elitist attitude in real life (like so many people I have worked with), will draw contempt not for your talents and success, but for your attitude about it. Some people will hate you for being successful, many more will only hate you if you are a prick about it.

      That level of involvement *always* is a consequence of something serious having been wrong when one was a child.

      Odd, I had a fine childhood. Never really wanted for anything important. You're saying I'm not a geek?

      I agree that most people have their fantasies and escapisms, though. I wouldn't agree that ours are better than theirs somehow, or that they are less honest about it.

      Next time you walk down the street, look at the people around you and realize that you are almost exactly like them. Get over yourself, you are not different. You are not better. You are just another human being.

  50. Geek / Nerd / Dork classification by daddymac · · Score: 2, Informative
    I've always used this rule of thumb:
    Geeks are into computers
    Nerds are into math
    Dorks are into Dungeons and Dragons
    Of course, it's OK to be in multiple categories :)
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    If something I said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, I meant the other one.
  51. There is *always* someone geekier than thou... by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 2, Funny

    When I was younger, my mum would always say.."don't sweat it if someone beats you at something...chances are there is *always* going to be someone better than you at *everything*" and this has held true, especially when it comes to being a geek.

    I sometimes think *I'm* a geek..then I'll overhear someone discussing the relative pros and cons of a particular train, or quoting entire Star Trek episodes and I think to myself "frickin' geek"..and I know all is right in the world...

  52. Re:Of course the geeks shouldn't inherit the earth by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 2, Funny

    You can inherit Chia-Earth.

    Look on the bright side, at least you'll get free T-Shirts.

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  53. Saladin & Richard the Lionhearted by chadjg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    for example... Two warriors that had different religions, were sworn enemies, but they did sit down and have a nice meal with eachother. The story goes that they were comparing weapons and Saladin threw a silk scarf up into the air, held out his scimitar and the silk scarf cut itself in two, by it's own weight. Richard put an iron bar on a block and chopped it in half with one swing of his sword. That sword bit may be grossly distorted,or a total fabrication, but people believed it for a long time.

    In Euope, on the rare occasions that monarchs were captured, they were often allowed to take whole wagon trains of stuff with them and whole bunches of servants. They most certainly did not rot in a hole, and they often ate with their captors. Leaving aside the fact that the royal families of europe were a bunch of inbred freaks and that the vanquished was probably your cousin, it makes a point. But woe to the commoner that got uppity. They would be put down hard with no courtesy.

    Yeah, warrior-kings tend to take care of their own, when they aren't busy chopping eachother up. Yesterday it was a joust and a feast, today 18 holes & lunch at the Yacht club. No difference.

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