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Delorean Time Machine Replica Up For Auction

PunkerTFC writes "I'm sure most of you remember the movie Back To The Future. Well, now you have a chance to own your very own 1982 Delorean, fully equipped for time travel. It has a "Flux Capacitor", "Time Circuits" and "exterior Flux Dispersion Banding". This thing is clearly a chick magnet, and if you can't get them on the first pass, you can always crank it up to 88 mph and go back in time to try it again! Seriously though, this car is amazing, definitely worth a look to see the details. Nothing has been missed, and my hat goes off to the builder."

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  1. Mr. Fusion? by grahamlee · · Score: 5, Funny

    This baby lacks a Mr. Fusion. I take it that the car also doesn't fly for use in 2015... :-(. Oh well, whoever buys it has much happy modding ahead of them!

    1. Re:Mr. Fusion? by Lussarn · · Score: 5, Funny

      This baby lacks a Mr. Fusion.
      Time to call the libyans. I'm going to send them a bomb full of pinball parts.

    2. Re:Mr. Fusion? by Catiline · · Score: 4, Funny
      No, no, no!!! The obvious lack of a Mr. Fusion is a good thing!

      It means you can beg off giving rides through time because Homeland Security has made it impossible to obtain enough Plutonium!

      With a Mr. Fusion you'd just have to give some lamer, cheap excuse....
    3. Re:Mr. Fusion? by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 2, Funny
      With a Mr. Fusion you'd just have to give some lamer, cheap excuse....

      Like "I never thought ahead to convert my flying time machine to run on an electric engine instead of this antiquated internal combustion engine"? What kind of scientist was Doc Brown anyway.. he couldn't think of that? I imagine electric engines would be VERY common in a time when you can buy a little conversion kit called Mr. Fusion to supply gigawatts of electric power to a car. Even still, you'd think he could've built an electric engine when he was trapped back in the old west and just used batteries to store power generated by Mr. Fusion if he wants to use the excuse that he needs every bit of power from Mr. Fusion at the time of time travel to power the flux capacitor. I guess I'm too much of a dork to be analyzing that lame ass third movie this much, but for the record, my time machine coupled with a fusion reactor that runs on garbage will most definitely be a GM EV1.

    4. Re:Mr. Fusion? by portwojc · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well that would be an upgrade accesory kit along with the hover conversion. I'm sure if you ask nicely you can find out what year you need to visit for the update.

  2. 99% certainty the buyer is ... by Hekatchu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Somehow I've got a feeling Steve Ballmer is going to buy that thing too.

    1. Re:99% certainty the buyer is ... by chamenos · · Score: 3, Funny

      Assuming the shocks don't punch through the frame under his weight and the underpowered engine somehow moves with him in it, you can look forward to him cruising past your neighbourhood with "Developers! Developers! Developers!" blasting on the stereo.

      Aren't you trembling with excitement already? Doesn't matter if you're not. I know I am.

      *sniffle*

    2. Re:99% certainty the buyer is ... by chamenos · · Score: 3, Funny

      in case anyone needs a visual/audio experience use this link:
      http://achurch.org/media/ballmer.avi

  3. good job. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    way to fuck up a perfectly nice and rare car.

    1. Re:good job. by PepsiProgrammer · · Score: 4, Funny

      At least it isnt a ricer.

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    2. Re:good job. by Amiga+Lover · · Score: 5, Funny

      At least it isnt a ricer.

      Are you kidding? with that amount of neon, this is the ORIGINAL ricer!. All others are fakes!

    3. Re:good job. by mollyhackit · · Score: 2, Funny

      With all that time travel gear it has the ability to become the original ricer.

  4. Try again? by nmoog · · Score: 5, Funny
    This thing is clearly a chick magnet, and if you can't get them on the first pass, you can always crank it up to 88 mph and go back in time to try it again!
    Sorry, but if your cup of poison is building a replica of nerd car from a movie from the 80's, then its going to take more than a few trips back in time to score with a chick...
    1. Re:Try again? by luminea · · Score: 5, Funny

      Speaking as a chick...if you've got the ability to travel back through time, let me tell you: you are hot. Dead sexy, even. Alas, replicas just don't do it for me. But it's still pretty cute...

    2. Re:Try again? by nmoog · · Score: 4, Funny

      Unless of course you go back in time to your childhood, put a pair of headphones on yourself from the past, played yourself Korn until you scared your shelf shitless and convinced yourself to smash your C64 and kick your little eating-peanut-butter-from-the-jar habbit.

      Ofcourse, if you could do that you most likely wouldnt be reading this. Best not to mess with the space time continueum I guess.

    3. Re:Try again? by builderbob_nz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well at least he has all the time in the world...

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    4. Re:Try again? by D-Cypell · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well I have the ability to travel forward in time...

      Your place or mine? ;o)

    5. Re:Try again? by luminea · · Score: 3, Funny

      Funny, I would have thought you'd already know the answer to that if you could do as you claim. Hmph. (I think we know the answer here)

    6. Re:Try again? by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 2, Funny

      But when he travels back in time surely be his old self will still be asking out the girl (with rejection inevitable)? So he's gonna be competing for the love of a woman with himself?

      Unless, he travels back in time to 5 minutes after the initial rejection. No wait, that would mean the girl would say 'But you just asked me out 5 minutes ago, can't you take no for an answer?'

      So I guess he'd have to travel back to a point in time before the previous attempt to ask out the girl. The only trouble with that plan is, he'd have a finite number of attempts before she becomes a 'lolita'.

      Maybe I just read into jokes too much...

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    7. Re:Try again? by LC+Gundo · · Score: 2, Funny
      All I know is, if I ever wake up in the morining to find a time machine sitting in my driveway, I wouldn't waste any time.

      I'd amass a fortune in the usual time-travel-exploit manner, go forward into the future to a time when you can buy a time machine, buy one and deliver it to my driveway in the 21st century.

      You couldn't do it with the DeLorean, though.

      I worked for a machine shop/ fab shop that built and modded parts of two of the original cars (the first car, and the car with the railroad wheels), and I know first hand, they couldn't really travel any way through time other than forward at a rate of about 1/24th of a day per hour.

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  5. It has to be said,,, by ZaMoose · · Score: 4, Funny

    Great Scott!

    There. Now I've gotten that out of my system.

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    1. Re:It has to be said,,, by Ralp · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is heavy.

    2. Re:It has to be said,,, by AgentUSA · · Score: 4, Funny

      There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?

  6. Corrections by SimianOverlord · · Score: 5, Funny

    This thing is clearly a chick magnet, and if you can't get them on the first pass, you can always crank it up to 88 mph and go back in time to try it again!

    Please use phrases in the story outline the average slashdotter can understand. All this talk of "chicks" and making a "pass" is incomprehensible gobbledegook to the average Slashdot nerd. Though "you can always crank it" is perfectly OK.

    P.S. The birds won't be impressed by a replica DeLorean, just like they were probably unimpressed with a glow in the dark TRON costume. Except that hacker goth chick Raven.

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  7. The good technology always dies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What a pity Deloreans never came into the full success they deserved.

    Stainless steel body that couldn't rust. Light, efficient and well designed midmount engine. Gullwing doors. Brilliant weighting and suspension that were 10 years ahead of what was in anything but supercars...

    The fact that so many great ideas start off in this country and are killed before they can get the success they deserve is what's driving america down the drain

    1. Re:The good technology always dies by caluml · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't let misplaced chest-beating, flag-waving American "patiotism" get in the way of facts. You must be incorrect.

    2. Re:The good technology always dies by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not on topic at all, but I had to jump in here and point out that a guy named "Amiga Lover" is posting to a thread named "The good technology always dies."

      Just kinda struck me funny.

      Weaselmancer

      PS: I'm an Amiga fan too... I still have a working 500, and a 2000 with a working GVP 120 mb hard drive/8 mg mem card.

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      rediculous.
  8. Yep by OriginalChops · · Score: 5, Funny

    Car is amazing... But I think I'll stick to my flying train...

  9. Replacement parts? by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does anyone know the availability of replacement parts in this time-line? Willing to travel up to 15 years. Cash waiting.

  10. Yeah.... by HiQ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imagine that: stepping out of that car in your brand spanking new spandex Tron suite. The girls would be over you like bees on honey...!

  11. old or new? by dragonfly28 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is this the old one or the new one?
    To put it in different words do I have to feed it plutonium or bananas?

    If it's plutonium then it has too be overpriced, really difficult to get at your local gas station.

    But seriously, nice job man!

  12. The 80's .. by sporty · · Score: 2, Funny

    The 80's are calling. It wants its fanboy back. Good thing you have that delorian there McFly. :)

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    1. Re:The 80's .. by Ralp · · Score: 5, Funny

      The 80's are calling. It wants its fanboy back.

      I couldn't help but notice your sig:
      "Wait till they get a load of me!" - Joker, Batman the Movie (1989)

  13. My goodness by jabbadabbadoo · · Score: 4, Funny

    This guy obviously banged his head in the toilet.

  14. Chick Magnet by Bricklets · · Score: 4, Funny

    This thing is clearly a chick magnet

    Maybe if you filled the cup holders full of chicken feed.

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  15. Re:Must have for a geek my age by Anonytroll · · Score: 2, Funny

    You sure you mean "pothole" and not "plothole"?

  16. Hahahahah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I own a Delorean and let me tell you this car is in no way, shape or form a chick magnet.

    1. Re:Hahahahah by Carrion+Creeper · · Score: 5, Funny

      I saw a DeLorean with Back to the Future trimmings on the road a few months ago. It was in Boston on Mass Ave headed north. In that direction lies MIT, where a DeLorean may indeed be considered a babe magnet.

      So in some contexts, and dependig on what babes you are looking for...

  17. Why can't this crap stay in the past? by asbestos_tophat · · Score: 3, Funny
    Why can't this crap stay in the past? =o)



    That's the trouble with time travel, the probable development of a predestination paradox to irritate with outdated hype. ;o)

  18. Low Bidding? by objekt404 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thanks Slashdot, now everry nerd will be watching this. There goes my chances of snipering it on the cheap....

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  19. WARNING: not for drag racing by weiyuent · · Score: 4, Funny


    At inopportune moments, the engine might not start. Especially at around 10:04pm on dark stormy nights.

  20. Re:I love that car... by ScottGant · · Score: 1, Funny

    "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit."

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  21. watching BTTF by MikeHunt69 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Im going to have to watch back to the future again as I don't remember the car being that ... sucky.

  22. Re:VMax by mav[LAG] · · Score: 4, Funny

    Those things were heavy

    Weight has nothing to do with it!

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  23. Chick magnet? by t_allardyce · · Score: 2, Funny

    Theres no back seat! :P

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  24. Simple answer by chegosaurus · · Score: 1, Funny

    you just have to go back twice. On its way back to the future your first self runs over your recently arrived second self, the girl takes pity on you, looks after you, falls for you. Isn't that how it works?

    Maybe I just watch too many movies...

  25. no way by in4mation · · Score: 5, Funny
    This thing is clearly a chick magnet

    Seriously though, everyone knows that magnets have two poles...and this one is definitely on the repelling side. Chicks will run away so fast that not even a time machine can catch up with them.

  26. Delorean factoid by scharkalvin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Funny thing about the DeLorean. You can't keep them in lane, they want to drive inbetween lanes (to suck up the white line.....)

  27. Re:Deloreans for sale by DownTownMT · · Score: 2, Funny

    If any of you do live in Buffalo......Im sorry

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  28. 1982, not 1981 by Rhett · · Score: 2, Funny

    The car from the movie was a 1981 delorean, i believe, and this one is a 1982. Pretty major detail for someone who claims he researched everything for 5 years.

  29. Time travel to the futuristic time of 2015 by brocktune · · Score: 4, Funny

    So far, other than big screen flat panel TVs, Robert Zemeckis' vision of the future is not panning out. No flying cars. No Jaws 17. No hovering skateboards.

    Then again, Buck Rogers was supposed to leave on the last of NASA's deep space probes in 1987, the moon was to hurtle out of Earth's orbit in 1999, and the exploration of Jupiter's moons began in 2001.

    Of course, we still have 11 years left. But even if we get Mr. Fusion, who will control the world's supply of banana peels and Old Milwaukee cans that supply its fuel? I say to you now: No Blood for Banana Peels.

    1. Re:Time travel to the futuristic time of 2015 by Trespass · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe we're just on the timeline where Biff found the book.

  30. But what they'll be wearing... by Chemisor · · Score: 3, Funny

    > stepping out of that car in your brand spanking
    > new spandex Tron suite. The girls would be over
    > you like bees on honey...!

    Unfortunately, if you look closely, you'll see that the girls are all dressed in white and are carrying syringes. You probably won't have much time to conteplate it.