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OO.org Selects Its Own Sea Bird

Elektroschock writes "A new mascot of the OO.org project was announced today: A crazy sea gull. I wonder whether it will help to convince office workers of Open Office. "Andrea [Maggioni]'s contribution is not only beautiful and effective but also illustrates the potential of young people to contribute importantly to real projects under the banner of Free and Open Source Software." Andrea, "whose cheerful drawing, of a fun-looking seagull holding a fish, plays on the "OOo" shorthand of OpenOffice.org"... ehemm, it's a crazy sea gull."

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  1. Well, mine got rejected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny


    You can tell I am pissed cause my submission got rejected on the spot. Granted, it had a few hidden messages, but it was on such a high-level, only 2-3 people in the world would've got it.

  2. Around here, seagulls are called "shithawks". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gully says:

    "It looks like you're trying to run Microsoft Office via WINE. Would you like me to poop on it for you?"

  3. Something wrong with the picture by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 4, Funny

    That fish looks just a little too happy to be held by a seagull. Doesn't it know that the seagull is going to eat him?

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    1. Re:Something wrong with the picture by alexborges · · Score: 2, Funny

      Obviously you know nothing about non-verbal language.

      The bird is qualitatively meassuring an oriffice...

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    2. Re:Something wrong with the picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      That fish looks just a little too happy to be held by a seagull. Doesn't it know that the seagull is going to eat him?
      They did say the seagull was crazy, you never know.
    3. Re:Something wrong with the picture by incom · · Score: 5, Funny

      True. Does the fish really recongnize it's own mortality, does a fish try to squirm away out of discomfort, instinct, or actual fear of death. Thanks for bringing up the quality of metaphysical discussion here at slashdot, although valid sometimes the paradoxi of soviet russia get a little worn out.

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    4. Re:Something wrong with the picture by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Funny
      That fish looks just a little too happy to be held by a seagull.

      I don't know. The first thing that I thought was that that seagull looks totally stoned. It's got bloodshot eyes, messed up hair, a zoned out expression, and its fingers look just like they're holding a joint. It's pretty easy to mentally add an enormous smoldering doobie to the image.

      The fish has a huge smile on his face and is staring directly at the seagull's virtual joint. He may be anticipating that the seagull is going to be kind enough to give him a puff or two.

      Hopefully the seagull doesn't have the munchies.

  4. Re:Mascott? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    >> I think there's only one 't' in mascot.

    Not if the mascott is a seagul.

  5. Re:Pun on by BarakMich · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well.. good thing it's not an african swallow...

  6. Not a good mascot for a project aimed at schools by syslog · · Score: 5, Funny
    I really hope that they limit this mascot to the EDU subproject.

    Quite frankly, the gull looks slightly... challenged. Not a good image for either open office or for a subprject aimed at schools :)

    -naeem

  7. Re:See the Other Submissions by Syriloth · · Score: 1, Funny

    Indeed. It reminds me of one of those damn science fairs where the kid who wins first place has a project that has obviously benefitted from a lot of assistance from one of his parents. Did the OOo people do a bit of dressing up on this logo? I mean, at the very least it's obvious that the coloring was done with a computer.

  8. Re:Well..... by Stevyn · · Score: 2, Funny

    I agree with this guy. I mean the penguin's one thing, but what is this? The people they're trying to attract over are the suits, not the geeks with a sense of humor. I like the logo and I think it's funny, but I think it's going to make it harder for the guy in IT who's trying to convince his bosses to switch to OO when the brochure he gives them has a crazy bird on it.

    Then again, that damn butterfly is starting to piss me off.

  9. The Fish? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


    Why does the fish look so damn happy?

  10. Re:See the Other Submissions by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 1, Funny
    Did the OOo people do a bit of dressing up on this logo? I mean, at the very least it's obvious that the coloring was done with a computer.
    Yes. The shading was reworked with Adobe Photoshop running under WINE because we wanted to show that professional quality could be accomplished using 100% free software.
  11. Take a cue from towlie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seriously.

    That gull looks like it's itching to ask you:

    "So.... do you wanna get high?"

  12. What the hell is she going to do with that? by QuantumG · · Score: 5, Funny
    Andrea receives a great prize of a web-hosting service for one year, 200 Mb of web space on a Linux server, with 50 IMAP/POP3 mailboxes (protected from virus and spam), unlimited aliases, one IP address, PHP/MySQL/PostGreSQL support, and the registration of an .it .com .net or .org domain name.

    Uhhh.. she's 15. I guess we know why her sister's boyfriend talked her into contributing.

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  13. good point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is pretty much the same reason that Microsoft did away with their upraised middle finger logo.

    1. Re:good point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      they did?

  14. Re:Only for OOoEdu by shiftless · · Score: 4, Funny

    OOo, I see!

  15. Re:See the Other Submissions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
  16. Is it... by Cyno01 · · Score: 2, Funny

    A lesbian seagul?

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  17. Additional Photos by telstar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thanks to Google, I was able to dig up one more photo of the OO.org mascot.

    image1,

    1. Re:Additional Photos by c0dedude · · Score: 0, Funny

      Hell, I've got Karma to burn: Fuck You. Not Funny.

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  18. What? by levin · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hate to be critical, it's a great drawing, but why is the fish smiling?

    his ass is about to get eaten!

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    1. Re:What? by Bricklets · · Score: 2, Funny

      why is the fish smiling? his ass is about to get eaten!

      Tossing a seafood salad?

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  19. Re:Oh great by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 4, Funny
    But for a girl who's prolly still in high school or maybe even elementary school?
    Why do you think we included PHP?
  20. This just in... by brian728s · · Score: 3, Funny

    This just in... Pixar sues OO.org for tracing a screenshot from "Finding Nemo".

  21. First the seagull mascot... by PrintError · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...then the new company motto:
    Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

    ignore the sig

  22. As if they care? by Prof.+Pi · · Score: 2, Funny
    The "OK" sign is another way of referring to the female genetalia in some countries, and is considered obscene...

    Given all the European snickering about Americans complaining when Janet Jackson showed a tit on TV, I would think they wouldn't care about hand gestures. :-)

    1. Re:As if they care? by rsidd · · Score: 4, Funny
      At the same time they scold us for freaking over a nipple (hey, I'll agree to that extent), they would scold us for a stoned gull making an "obscene" gesture?

      Janet J wasn't using her tit to promote a free software office suite for educational use.

  23. Oh, lord no! by brandonY · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, let's go with Phoenix's attempt at brand identity. I mean Firebird. Whoops, I mean Firefox.

  24. a fish, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Does this crazy seagul also have morphing wings? Otherwise I don't want it.

  25. I don't know... by jellybear · · Score: 4, Funny

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgghh!!!!

  26. Re:See the Other Submissions by killjoe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes but what's with the fish? Why is the seagul holding a fish and why is the fish smiling?

    Is the fish happy that he is about to become dinner? Does the fish symbolize something?

    Cute bird, the fish has to go.

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  27. Re:In my well paid opinion by starling · · Score: 4, Funny

    As somebody with eyes in my head, perhaps I can add some comments on why this winning entry does not communicate well - it's crap.

  28. With a logo like that... by psetzer · · Score: 1, Funny

    With a logo of a bird known primarily for crapping on everything in sight, I'm tempted to go with Microsoft just to spite the few people in the world who don't hate the things.

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  29. It's official by KnightStalker · · Score: 4, Funny

    open source mascots MUST EAT FISH. Seriously. Besides the obvious Tux, demons, gimps and gnomes certainly eat fish. Blowfish eat other fish. (I didn't look that up. I'm just assuming, for the sake of my argument, that they do.) A few members of Monty Python were in a movie where Kevin Kline ate live goldfish. Platypuses (the Darwin project) eat fish.

    There is nothing even remotely fish-related about the wildebeest. What does this mean for the GNU project?

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  30. Slashdotted... by Rick+and+Roll · · Score: 4, Funny

    Please accept this ascii art as a token of my appreciation to OO.org.

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  31. Re:In my well paid opinion by Curtman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Speaking of The GIMP, and logos... I wonder how your prudish friends would like this sucker.

    I say that seagull needs a big reefer too.

  32. Re:OK by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 3, Funny

    Didn't you know that there's a certain substance in meat that stimulates the production of a neurotransmitter known as "Sanitonin". Without sanitonin, you generally start to lose your mind. This is particularly a problem in eastern nations that don't eat a lot of meat and are therefore particularly open to exploit by crazy political systems.

    I've heard that asparagus actually contains a neurotoxin that completely defeats the effect of sanitonin. It's called insanitonin.

    I don't eat asparagus.

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  33. Re:The "OK" gesture is obscene in some countries by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 4, Funny

    In Brazil the mascot will look like a perverted psychopath with a thing for fish.

    Looks like it'll fit in in Brazil. ;)

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  34. Re:Pun on by Spudley · · Score: 4, Funny

    You want puns?

    I'd say they just took a tern for the worst.

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  35. Re:Sea gull?? by ikewillis · · Score: 2, Funny
    They must have wanted an aquatic animal that will compete with a penguin for food!

    Speaking of which, the fish that seagull is holding looks a bit too happy for the situation he's in...

  36. Re:Pun on by kaellinn18 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or a coconut...

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  37. Re:Target audience? by kotj.mf · · Score: 3, Funny
    Principles are not the same as CEO's.

    Got that right. Hell, you usually don't read about them in the same sentance, even.

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