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NRF Calls SCO's Claims 'Meritless'

Xenographic writes "The National Retail Federation has just put out a press release in which their CIO concludes that SCO's IP claims are "meritless," and that Novell is the last company which can show a clear title to the code in question. That SCO's claims are meritless is hardly news to anyone who has been following this, but what is interesting is that the NRF was prompted to release this because of legal threats to their membership, specifically SCO's threats to sue "major retailers." So the businesses being menaced by SCO are banding together, making it that much less likely that SCO will be able to generate easy money from mere threats of litigation. SCO's stock, meanwhile, appears to have taken a small dive from this news. Also, you can find further details and analysis on Groklaw."

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  1. At the end... by lacrymology.com · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wouldn't it be funny if when it's found that Novell indeed unquestionably owns the rights to the code, they turn around and pull a SCO on us?

    hehe he
    he
    he?
    gulp.

    -m

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  2. Re:Old News by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's still nice to see a large non-tech organization come out and say, "Hey, this is crap."

    Now if the courts will do it and slap them with a $699 fine for every false claim they've ever made, I'll die a happy puppy.

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  3. Interesting by 2names · · Score: 2, Funny
    NRF == "Trade Federation"

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    1. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe Lucas can work something like SCO into the storyline of EpIII. What with all the damn boring politics in the last two.

  4. Re:Code in question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's a snippet:

    }
    }
    }
    }
    }

  5. one 'leet trader by BCoates · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thinks they're worth a penny a share

    (look at the bottom of the 'bid orders' section)

    1. Re:one 'leet trader by donnyspi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Here is a screenshot in case it goes away.

    2. Re:one 'leet trader by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Funny

      I love the number of shares requested! "31337", Priceless!

    3. Re:one 'leet trader by DickBreath · · Score: 1, Funny

      As SCO crosses the 1 cent mark on its descent, wont that leet trader end up having to purchase $313.37 worth of stock?

      Hopefully, those 31337 shares, can all be conveniently printed on a roll of 1-share per sheet high quality tissue paper. That way, you can conveniently tear off a few of those 31337 single share stock certificates from the roll as you need them.

      Still, that's an expensive roll for $313.37.

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  6. Re:Oh really? by BoomerSooner · · Score: 4, Funny

    Jan 04 17.96/share
    Today 6.92/share
    They are approaching life support levels.

  7. Nooo! by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't say it's so!

    If SCO doesn't have any more real claims in court, how will we as a society get by?

    The last time a major company fell apart, we had to hire Sally Struthers to start up "CEO charity foundations".

    We can't have these people walking the streets. Keeping them in upper management positions is the only way to protect the rest of us from serious harm. At least in the boardroom, secluded from the rest of society, they can do the least damage.

  8. Re:Oh really? by lunax · · Score: 3, Funny

    SCOX is a good name for thier stock. It sounds like the noise one makes if you try to swallow their story.

  9. Re:Running out of time but not hot air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny


    SCO is really scrambling now

    Personally I never believe any company is dying until Netcraft confirms it.

  10. Re:SCO's stock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't be so sure. I now personally that Darl has all five of them up his... ...WAIT a minute!!!

  11. Wal-Mart Called... by swb · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and they said to get back to the store. There's some stocking to be done.

  12. in other news.. by genner · · Score: 1, Funny

    In other news... The NRF noticed the sun rose today and expects this trend to continue tommorow.

  13. This is nothing... by crawdaddy · · Score: 4, Funny

    You think this is a serious reaction to SCO? Feh...forget the NRF's stance on it...I'm waiting for the NRA'S response!

    (emphasis added to enhance tonality)

  14. Reason for "termination" by bstadil · · Score: 2, Funny
    Not to mention that the reason that SCO "terminated" the AIX license to begin with was due to the alleged copyright infringements perpetrated by IBM by submitting code to improve Linux.

    Go figure!

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  15. Damn, damn and triple damn! by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just this morning I was thinking it was time I looked into shorting SCO stock. I missed out.

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  16. Re:How many people of come out against this?? by ReelOddeeo · · Score: 2, Funny

    It isn't over until Lorra Diddlings sings.

    Perhaps you mean Laura Didio?

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  17. Re:How many people of come out against this?? by DickBreath · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps you mean Laura Didio?

    Maybe I did. Maybe I didn't. :-)

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  18. Re:Code in question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ducks flying East? Is it shooting season yet?

  19. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It'll all be over when Darl is reduced to trading blow jobs for cigarettes in a minimum-security prison.

  20. Lie management software package by ReelOddeeo · · Score: 3, Funny

    For productivity, SCO needs a good lie management software package.

    Maybe Microsoft could write them one?

    You know what they say about telling lies leads to the need to tell bigger lies. Sheesh, didn't Darl learn that as a kid?

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  21. Re:Code in question? by LuxFX · · Score: 3, Funny
    What code would this be, exactly?

    It might not look like much, but it was infringed thousands of times:
    for (i=0;
    (this is as far into each line of code that the SCO lawyers bothered to look -- because if the first eight or nine characters match, that's enough to be infringing, right?)
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  22. Re:Running out of time but not hot air by iabervon · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's good to see the retailers to tell SCO to put it where the sun don't shine.

    On affordable hardware?

  23. NRF calls SCO's claims... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "meritless". In a later announcement, they announced that today is Wednesday.

  24. Re:Yes, that would be awfully funny by brandido · · Score: 2, Funny
    So, here's another hypothetical example. Let's say Novell announces they own lines 5000-5435 of the linux kernel; that those lines were stolen from NetWare by a disgruntled employee who then submitted them to Linux as his own work at some point; that they have indisputable proof of this; and they further announce that anyone who wants to sell linux owes them $699 a copy for Novell's 435 lines of code there.
    <NITPICK>Wouldn't that be 436 lines of code? </NITPICK>
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  25. Re:The hidden agenda in all this by shadowbearer · · Score: 2, Funny

    he should at least be made Ambassador to Iraq.

    I think I speak for most everyone here when I say that Darl should be made Ambassador to Bubba. A two or four year appointment will not be enough of a reward, either. A Lifetime appointment sounds just about right to me.

    Let's not forget his partners, either. Sontag et al having been his advisors, they can just continue to advise him...

    SB

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