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H2G2 Film Website

tplayford writes "On the third anniversary of Douglas Adams death, the makers of the 'Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy' film have released their website, with a photo of the whole crew and a blog. I'm trying not to panic, but I just can't wait for the film to come out."

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  1. Weird.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny


    The new movie starts with "Click here to download the Flash Plug-In". I've seen that a lot, is that a new film studio?

  2. Waldo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I like playing spot the black guy in the photo. It keeps me occupied for hours.

    1. Re:Waldo? by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh wait, there he is. In the blue suit. In the front row. I'm a fucking idiot.

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  3. Skip flash by jfengel · · Score: 5, Informative

    To skip the rather unnecessary Flash intro, go here

    1. Re:Skip flash by noelmarkham · · Score: 4, Funny

      mostly.

    2. Re:Skip flash by warrax_666 · · Score: 3, Funny

      NO! You must always Duck and Cover(TM) when you see the flash!

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    3. Re:Skip flash by hords · · Score: 5, Funny

      Mostly Harmless

    4. Re:Skip flash by Mmm+coffee · · Score: 2, Troll

      If I install Flash I'll be subjected to obtrusive and noisy ads that slow my system down while they download, load, and render. Moreover, what flash content is out there is not enough to justify having it on my system - 99% of its usage is unnecessary and a general bother.

      Flash is far from harmless, it's a major pain in the ass. I don't care if it gives me HGTTG movie info or the second coming of Jesus, keep that bother off my machine.

      *Misses the days when Javascript and Flash wern't even thoughts yet*

    5. Re:Skip flash by linicks · · Score: 3, Informative

      You might be interested in checking out the FlashBlock extension for Mozilla's Firefox browser. Instead of playing the Flash file, it puts a flash logo there. If you want to view the Flash file, click on the logo. Now you've got the best of both worlds, and it looks much nicer than "Missing plugin..." :-)

      http://texturizer.net/firefox/extensions/#flashblo ck
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    6. Re:Skip flash by object88 · · Score: 2

      Sounds like you need Firefox & the AdBlock plugin... or is it FlashBlock? Oh well, I've got both installed, and I only see Flash when I want to.

    7. Re:Skip flash by nlindstrom · · Score: 2, Funny

      And don't forget your towel !! Ducking and covering is all fine and well, but if you can't then drape your towel over your head, you will still be eaten by the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. Lots of good ducking 'n' covering will have done you then!

  4. Lets see if we can /. by Throtex · · Score: 5, Funny

    Deep Thought.

    1. Re:Lets see if we can /. by JosKarith · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's for amateurs.
      /. The Earth!

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    2. Re:Lets see if we can /. by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2

      /. The Earth!


      We already know you can deface the earth by crashing a ship of hair dressers, telephone sanitizers, marketers, etc. on it. Though... I suppose that's more like a slow-spreading worm than defacement.
    3. Re:Lets see if we can /. by caldroun · · Score: 3, Funny

      Do people on this message board reproduce? *shutter*

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  5. Not very good... by noelmarkham · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not a very interesting site...

    Just a button you can't push!?!?!

    1. Re:Not very good... by DaHat · · Score: 2, Informative

      Perhaps you should try pushing it again.

    2. Re:Not very good... by noelmarkham · · Score: 3, Funny

      But it says...

      Please don't push this button

    3. Re:Not very good... by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


      Are you pushing your monitor hard enough with your index finger? Maybe try tapping it with a hammer. The button gets stuck sometimes.

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  6. Uhm? by Xilo · · Score: 3, Informative

    I watched the Guide several years ago, and was really kinda disappointed. It's cool that it's finally .. being remade? What exactly is going on?

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    1. Re:Uhm? by Throtex · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is a movie. What you watched was a miniseries.

      Presumably you know that it's based off of a book, otherwise you wouldn't be here. :)

    2. Re:Uhm? by grahams · · Score: 4, Funny

      What you saw a few years ago was a BBC TV miniseries. It had a budget of approximately 3 dollars (US).

      The new film is a hollywood production.

    3. Re:Uhm? by Throtex · · Score: 3, Funny

      You gotta give credit where credit is due! That lifelike prosthetic head and third arm Zaphod wore around certainly constituted all three of those dollars by themselves!

    4. Re:Uhm? by drdink · · Score: 4, Informative

      Isn't the miniseries more based off the radio version? The radio was the original, then came the book.

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    5. Re:Uhm? by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 2, Informative

      That lifelike prosthetic head and third arm Zaphod wore around certainly constituted all three of those dollars by themselves!

      Though some satire was intended, that is mostly true, though the dollar value is a bit off.

      Apparently a great deal of money DID go into the arm and head of Zaphod, and they were supposed to do a great number of things that they never really could quite get to work properly.

      As for the Three Dollars, that was probably spent on the beers consumed in the pub scene. :)

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    6. Re:Uhm? by Mark+Hood · · Score: 4, Informative

      Apparently a great deal of money DID go into the arm and head of Zaphod, and they were supposed to do a great number of things that they never really could quite get to work properly.

      Actually, they did work, very well.

      Unfortunately owing to the budget constraints, there wasn't time to recharge the batteries between rehearsal and takes, so Zaphod's second head spent a lot of time asleep :)

      I heartily recommend the DVD of the mini-series, whcih includes a short clip of the head on 'Tomorrow's World' explaining how clever it is...

      Mark

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  7. Visiting executives from LA by lordmoose · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's never a good sign.

  8. Probability. by bludstone · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While this story has adapted well to radio, book, and even a campy TV mini-series, what is the probability of hollywood trashing this?

    Id say higher then turning a nuclear missle into a confused sperm whale.

    I hope that this doesnt wind up sucking. But, unfortunatly, I think it will.

    Oh well.

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    1. Re:Probability. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      5,233,001 to 1 against... and falling!

    2. Re:Probability. by AceCaseOR · · Score: 5, Interesting
      From what I've gathered so far about the film, the only thing any Hollywood schmucks have to do with the actual filmmaking (aside from any special effects), would be with distributing it and promoting it in the USA. I've got faith that the film won't suck.

      However if it does suck, we may see the nerd riots after all, except they'll be in 2005-6 instead of 2004.

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    3. Re:Probability. by Golias · · Score: 2, Insightful
      So all we need is a hot cup of tea and...

      Eh, screw it. Quoting Adams is getting to be as pointless, annoying and overdone as quoting Monty Python.

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    4. Re:Probability. by pubjames · · Score: 3, Interesting

      what is the probability of hollywood trashing this?

      Quite high, I expect.

      I mean, when hollywood can fuck up making a movie of Starsky and Hutch for flipsake, what chance have they got with this?

      I do hope they get the point of Arthur Dent in the story and don't try to make him funny. Like Brian in the Life of Brian, the comedy revolves around him and his situation. If they try to make Arthur into a comic character it won't work so well.

      Having said that, I think they have chosen the right actor for Arthur.

    5. Re:Probability. by grasshoppa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      they did it to the Neverending Story

      Side note here: To those who have not, READ THE BOOK. I got my hands on it, not really thinking a great deal about it after seeing the movie, and I was completely shocked by how good the story is. It is, by far, one of the best books I have ever read.

      Hollywood raped this book for fun and profit. And by rape, I mean they sorta stuck with the first couple chapters of the story...sorta...but then kinda dropped the ball with the rest of the book, could they have been said to ever be carrying it in the first place, which I wouldn't.

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    6. Re:Probability. by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      in my opinion hollywood (and all other film producing places at that) should refrain from making movies out of scripts that mean a lot to many people and are highly unlikely to satisfy most of them!

      In my opinion, you should refrain from watching such films and commenting about them.

      I bet when Wizard Of Oz was in production, there was some oldtimey nerd was saying the same things, but it turned out to be a classic and timeless film.

      So get over yourself. If you're "above" movies, don't go see them. It doesn't make you particularly cultured or elite, just a pompous windbag.

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    7. Re:Probability. by mydigitalself · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe not...they've cast John Malkovich who generally is involved with pretty good non-mainstream productions.

  9. Call me Marvin, but... by Doches · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...After what I've heard about Disney having the script re-written after Adams' death, I'm not exactly looking forward to this _travesty_ with his name on it.

    1. Re:Call me Marvin, but... by blamanj · · Score: 2, Informative

      There's an interview with the director (Garth Jennings) and producer (Nick Goldsmith) that makes it sound like they have their hearts in the right place, but we'll have to see the flick to know for sure.

      One bad sign, this is the design for Marvin. Ick.

    2. Re:Call me Marvin, but... by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 4, Funny



      > One bad sign, this is the design for Marvin. Ick.

      No, no, NOOOOOO!! They got it all *wrong*! Marvin's tall, dammit! I've been listening to the album-length BBC production of Hitch-Hiker's for over *twenty* years now, I *know* what Marvin sounds like, and *HE SOUNDS TALL!*

      Oh man, this is just going to mess with my head...

    3. Re:Call me Marvin, but... by beebware · · Score: 2, Informative

      I agree - Marvin IS meant to be tall. IIRC, in one of the many "about:H2G2" books I have at one point Douglas wanted, for the TV series, a 6ft+ man in a gold leotard(!). But Marvin being less then 5ft? Nah - the whole point of Marvin was that he was, in every way, "bigger and better" than everyone else but that he had to live his live in resentment and as a slave to the crew of the HoG.

  10. Comfy by CptSparrow · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder what the three guys in the front of the photo do that allow them to wear blue fuzzy slippers?!

    1. Re:Comfy by TCaptain · · Score: 2, Funny

      Arthur Dent and his stunt doubles?

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  11. What!?!?!?!? by Doches · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Douglas Adams!??!?! taking stabs in the dark(!) at writing!

    Of course his characters are huge jokes, that's why they're great! Have you even read the books? No? Go, now, and purify thyself -- I promise, you'll enjoy it.

  12. Re:Connection to jodrell bank? by kuiken · · Score: 2, Informative

    They got a shot of it in the mini serries awsell.

    Its a joke about the vogons turning up and nobody beeing aware off it even tho thats exactly the thing the jodrell bank is looking for

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  13. Reload the page by Tribbles · · Score: 3, Informative

    The opening page acts in different ways when you press the button - although I had to restart the browser for it to change (refresh didn't seem to cut it).

  14. Whatever... Vaporflick alert!! by LqqkOut · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hate to break it to you all, but there isn't anyone in that staff pic with 2 heads. There's no way they can make this flick w/out the coolest guy in the universe!

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    1. Re:Whatever... Vaporflick alert!! by stanmann · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well you see he's been replace by Jar-Jar beeblebrox.

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  15. Re:Just a question... by urmensch · · Score: 3, Interesting

    HHGG - Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy

  16. Stock up on untainted books now by spuke4000 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Better buy a bunch of copies now, before all you can buy are the one's with the picture of the cast on the cover saying "Now a major motion picture."

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    1. Re:Stock up on untainted books now by jea6 · · Score: 4, Funny
      People who buy a book only after it has become a major motion picture are tag-alongers not true-believers. Tag-alongers deserve noting but our ultimate scorn. True-believers have been there since the beginning and are worthy of our undying affection and respect. It is only the power of the true-believer that has allowed this book to become a major motion picture. Everybody else is a free-loader who can bring no insight or value to this proposition.

      Other examples of this phenomenon are:
      • LOTR (obviously)
      • Harry Potter (When did you read Sorcerer's Stone)
      • My Slashdot ID is lower than yours (Sub-groups here are 3-digit, 4-5 digit, low 6 digit IDs)
      • People who had to watch Soprano's Season 1 after Season 2.
      • People who first watched the Matrix on DVD.
      • Anyone born after Carter left office.
      Apparently, the comic book scene (which I know nothing about), is chock-full of this ninniness too. The list could go on. My lunch break, alas, can not.
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    2. Re:Stock up on untainted books now by Tryfen · · Score: 4, Funny

      When did you read Sorcerer's Stone

      When it was Philosopher's Stone.

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  17. Unleash Mr Prosser by zenmojodaddy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Radio series, in which Adams was involved: great.

    Books, in which Adams was involved: variable, from okay to great.

    TV series, in which Adams was involved: pretty cool, all things considered.

    Film, with no input from Adams but lots from clueless Hollywood types: worse than Vogon poetry, I betcha. Prepare to gnaw your own legs off.

  18. Re:Is it just me? by AceCaseOR · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Okay, you need to get up from your computer, right now, go to the nearest library, and check out a copy of the book. Read it, love it, live it... Okay, maybe not the live it part, but you get my point.

    Stick to the first three (Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Restaurant at the End of the Universe, and Life, The Universe and Everything) though. The series kind of goes downhill in the last two books in the trilogy (Mostly Harmless, and So Long and Thanks for All The Fish).

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  19. Re: But it says... by DaHat · · Score: 4, Informative

    Nay, it is the fact that you seem to have never been exposed to American cartoons as a youth.

    By law, according to the Uniform Cartoon Code (UCC), Chapter 4398274, section 12.432432 as publish by the ACME Corporation. "All persons, animals or other self aware beings (terrestrial or otherwise) who encounter a large red button are required to press it under penalty of anvil" it goes on to say "Should the before mentioned red button carry a notice asking all who see it not to press it, the required pusher of said button is here by required to press it as often and as many times as possible until it's final result is known."

    Note: the actual notice of the button in this case is from the Hitchhikers Guide no less, something to the effect of:

    Dent: "I wonder what would happen if I pressed this button."
    Prefect: "I wouldn't..."
    *beep*
    Dent: "That's odd... a sign lit up telling me not to press this button again."

  20. No, it's not by gosand · · Score: 2, Interesting
    FYI, you'll probably get modded as a troll, as will I, but that is the nature of this site when you don't step in line with the popular opinion.

    I bought the book (collective hitchhiker's guide) several years ago, but haven't read it yet. I keep meaning to start it, but in all honesty the thing that is keeping me from it is the hype and the fans. All I hear about is how awesome it is, and see references to it that people around here seem to think are hilarious. If you question anything about it you are lambasted and marked a troll. It almost makes me not want to read it, because who would want to read a book with followers like that? I hate to say it, but the LOTR fans do the same thing. I never read the books, but anything that wasn't a glowing comment about the movies was met with scorn from fans. I just don't get that kind of devotion. Maybe if I read the books I would get it, but I am not sure I even want to.

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    1. Re:No, it's not by stanmann · · Score: 2

      In order to properly enjoy the books, you must either be under the influence of mind altering substances, OR be the kind of person who is accused of being under the influence of mind altering substances when completely stone sober.

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    2. Re:No, it's not by Paulrothrock · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How about this: if you love it (you will), tell everyone. If you hate it, keep it to yourself.

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    3. Re:No, it's not by Macgrrl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My original exposure to the Hitch Hikers Guide was as the radio series while still a child. The magic of the series/books is the way that DNA put words together.

      In many ways radio was the ultimate medium for these stories because of the mental pictures they painted. "They hung in the air exactly the same way bricks don't" is a quote which will be with me for the rest of my life.

      You may not enjoy them, not everyone has the same sense of humour. But if you enjoy language - you really should read them just to experience the juxtaposition of words that he creates. If you want to read some of his non-fiction to get a feel for the way he works, try Last Chance to See, which is a collection of articles about endangered species.

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  21. Humma Kavula by vossman77 · · Score: 5, Informative
    At the IMDB site it shows that John Malkovich is playing Humma Kavula. My labmate had no idea who this was so a quick google search gave us this site and we learn:
    Joining the cast set to start shooting the movie of The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy in London next month is the acclaimed actor John Malkovich. In a slight twist to the original concept, engineered by Douglas Adams in creating the initial draft script for the movie, Malkovich will play a crazed missionary, living amongst the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle Six, called Humma Kavula. The script for the film went through at least two other writers hands after Douglas's death in 2001, so only time will tell how much of his original concept will survive the trip to the silver screen.

    This character doesn't appear in the books. I was wondering if anyone knows how Humma Kavula works into the story.
    1. Re:Humma Kavula by Cally · · Score: 4, Informative
      It should be interesting....
      Many races believe [the universe] was created by some sort of god, though the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle VI firmly believed that the entire universe was infact sneezed out of the nose of a being called teh "great Green Arkleseizure". The Jatravartids, small blue creatures with more than fifty arms each who were therefore unique in having invented the aerosol deoderant before the wheel, lived in perpetual fear of a time called "the coming of the Great White Hankerchief". However, the Great Green Arkleseizure theory is not widely accepted outside Viltvodle VI...
      From the intro to the first book IIRC, and from memory so probably wrong in places.

      Shit, how sad is it that I can recite this stuff verbatim? ah well that's what comes of falling asleep listening to the radio shows every night for 20 years. OK I exaggerate a little for comic effect but one grilf did give me plenty of grief over it. (The others just left...;)

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  22. Something it didn't say by dacarr · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The button first said "please do not push this button"; upon pushing it, I expected the word "again" to be appended. Instead, I got "YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED".

    Ah, well.

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    1. Re:Something it didn't say by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think ^that says the most about the upcoming movie. It will be an Adams-esque movie, wrapped in a Somebody Else's Humor Field so that only those who are looking for the differences can tell.

      But the difference really do matter. "again" really tickles the funny bone. "YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED" is only mildly amusing.

      Just like the web site, the movie is sure to be almost, but not quite, entirely unlike Adams.

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  23. Cast & Crew by slackerboy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, according to , it looks like they've chosen an interesting cast. I think Martin Freeman is an excellent choice for Arthur. I suspect Warwick Davis is being cast as Marvin simply because he seemed so pessimistic for most of Willow.

    One of the screenplay writers, Karey Kirkpatrick, also was credited with working on the screenplay for Chicken Run, which was pretty good and original. So I think we can all continue to hold out hope for a while longer.

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  24. Three destructions by dinaui · · Score: 5, Informative
    The flash intro apparently randomly chooses one of three ways to destroy the Earth:
    1. A standard explosion, with chunks of planet flying by
    2. A burst of light which vaporizes the planet
    3. Getting hit by the cue-ball in a game of galactic billiards
    Using IE 6, refreshing did work to see differing intros, but the randomizer does often go on runs of the same intro.
  25. Re:Is it just me? by angusr · · Score: 2, Informative
    Original book? Have they published the scripts for the radio show?

    Yes, at least twice - I have the original version somewhere at home, and it's pretty easy to find the current version.

  26. Quoted for your pleasure by Rallion · · Score: 2, Informative

    "The planet beneath them was almost perfectly oblivious of their presence, which was just how they wanted it for the moment. The huge yellow somethings went unnoticed at Goonhilly, they passed over Cape Canaveral without a blip, Woomera and Jodrell Bank looked straight through them - which was a pity because it was exactly the sort of thing they'd been looking for all these years."

  27. Re:what a joke. by Tune · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yes it's a crappy website, which is a bad start for what could be the biggest movie in the coming years. Nevertheless, click here to skip the Flash intro and read the blog.

  28. "adult" version of Harry Potter? by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 4, Funny
    "I wouldn't be seen dead reading anything other than the adult version of the Harry Potter books."

    Is that the one where Harry and Hermione invite Ron to join them for... No, nope, that's just wrong, must get image out of my head.

  29. Just a Reminder! by thefritob · · Score: 2, Informative

    Towel Day is coming! May 25th!

    towelday.com

  30. I know i've said this before by Dr.Knackerator · · Score: 2, Insightful

    but the reason a lot of films suck is the dialogue and characterisation doesn't work. You can't just swap people in and out of roles to fit an audience demographic *without rewriting all their lines and possibly changing everything* Mos Def as Arthur Dent? where did that come from? Is he going to play it straight as the original character (i.e. not flash, just a jobbing journalist), or as I would imagine - he's going to be a little cool and swarve/charming? If so why would he be friends with Dent in the first place, they'd run in different social circles! If you change almost all his lines to reflect his new character then everybody elses lines have to change to reflect their relationship with him. Maybe some things wouldn't happen. Funnily enough MosDef was in The Italian Job another travesty of a remake of a great british film. And yesterday I read that the Coen Brothers and Tom Hanks have remade 'the ladykillers'. How anybody believe that could be bettered in its original form? Ok it's black & white but then so is Dr Strangelove which is still a total classic. I must say I'm not looking forward to it, I'll wait to rent it on DVD if the reviews are generally favorable.

    1. Re:I know i've said this before by jpetts · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mos Def as Arthur Dent? where did that come from?

      From your own head, apparently: according to IMDB Tim Freeman is playing Arthur Dent. Mos Def is Ford Prefect...

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  31. Douglas Adams set the precedent himself by g_adams27 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    HHGTTG might be a Hollywood producer's dream book: something that can be adapted and reinterpreted liberally without worrying about staying true to the source material.

    After all, IIRC, the plots of the radio series, TV series, books, and text adventure game all differ from each other, starting sometime after Ford and Arthur arrive on the Heart of Gold.

  32. Re:Complete Audio CD by dunsurfin · · Score: 2, Informative

    You are better off getting the CD's of the radio series (since this is how it all started out) - Audio book of the book of the radio series seems far to circular for me. Though I guess DNA would get a kick out of it. The problem here is finding it....... I picked up a copy from a bargain bin a while back. I have a feeling BitTorrent or eBay might be a contender. The box CD of the radio series comes with a nice "Don't Panic" logo and very cheesy 1980s style dayglo covers to each disk.

  33. here i am by zarniwhoop · · Score: 3, Funny
    with a brain the size of a planet and all you want me to do is moderate? Oh, alright I'll moderate but don't ask me to enjoy it becasue I won't.

    Hang on - I'm supposed to be designing the fjords...

  34. My Favorit H2G2 quote by bshroyer · · Score: 2, Funny
    Is very near that one - I don't know why it struck my fancy, but it's one of the first things that springs to my mind when I think of H2G2:

    The large yellow ships hung in the sky in exactly the same way that bricks don't


    Who visualizes like this? And how obvious is it, once stated, that that's exactly the right visual simile? Douglas Adams had a command of the English language both forwards and backwards. It's a shame we won't be getting any new material in this lifetime.
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  35. Restatement (Second) of Cartoons by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 2, Funny
    By law, according to the Uniform Cartoon Code (UCC), Chapter 4398274, section 12.432432 as publish by the ACME Corporation. "All persons, animals or other self aware beings (terrestrial or otherwise) who encounter a large red button are required to press it under penalty of anvil" it goes on to say "Should the before mentioned red button carry a notice asking all who see it not to press it, the required pusher of said button is here by required to press it as often and as many times as possible until it's final result is known."

    The UCC was amended in 1993.

    4398274 UCC 12.432432 (West 1995) now reads in relevant part:
    "(b) In the event that the aforementioned red button bears a notice requesting the public not to press it, the observer, required to push said button under subsection (a) of this section, is hereby required to press it repeatedly until the result of said presses is known; but

    (c) the presser may for a reasonable period delay pressing said button as required under subsection (a) of this section, if said delay would effect a comedic purpose, including, but not limited to, chattering teeth, protruding eyes, bulging veins, or shaking limbs, caused by the stress of resisting temptation or the anticipation resulting from such delay."

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  36. Wasted by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Informative
    The new movie starts with "Click here to download the Flash Plug-In". I've seen that a lot, is that a new film studio?

    Yet another wasted effort on a website. Flash is so aggrevating I simply do without and don't visit sites which require it. Poor choice not to offer a non-Flash website.

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  37. Starsky and Hutch, Yes this is OT, maybe flamebait by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 2

    >I mean, when hollywood can fuck up making a movie of Starsky and Hutch for flipsake, what chance have they got with this?

    What, exactly, constitutes fucking up Starsky and Hutch? The teevee show sucked on virtually every level... bad acting, bad writing. If the movie sucks, it's just being faithful to the original. Some movies appear to be successful if being a great fit for MST3K is the goal.
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  38. INTERVIEW by nigel_thomas · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's a very insightful interview with the script writers. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A2257599

  39. Must've been a bitch finding a two-headed actor by wcrowe · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...to play Zaphod.

    Maybe Alec Baldwin?

    No, wait. Sorry. He's two-faced.

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  40. I'm surprised... by ArcCoyote · · Score: 2, Funny

    ..the site hasn't suffered a sudden total existance failure yet.

  41. Re:Wouldn't it be... by DLWormwood · · Score: 3, Informative
    HG2G instead of H2G2

    The acronym is emphasized as...

    the HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy

    ...not...

    the Hitchhiker's Guide 2 the Galaxy

    There is already a BBC website called H2G2 that competes with Wikipedia and Everything2 as an online, community-edited reference work.

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  42. exactly ... thank you by dindi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    will be off topic:
    it really pisses me off, that everywhere I go I am forced to download a new falsh plugin, java vm, whatever player, new version of explorer (since mozilla seems to be outdated for some lameass websites), MS media player, realone player ....
    HEY !
    really, can we just see the content of websites, with .png, .gif, .jpeg(??copyright) or whatever standard ?
    i am willing to use javascript when available, but I tend to simply ignore sites with that kind of crap ...
    If i can build and maintain sites with lots of content in a way that they are 100% functional even with links or lynx, or my pda browser (before ppc2000 IE, lately konqueror/opie) then why cannot professional designers keep their sites at least usable for people with thin (or just different) clients ..

    I am going to issue chargebacks against several sites where I paid for services and where I can see :your browser is outdated and does not support encrtyption - download IE 6.0)- all that with a full install of mozilla for linux .... I do not have explorer and I do not want to have one, nor windows, nor any stupid rich-media-content bandwidth-hog crap ....

    uhh sorry for my rage ... I love hitchhiker's guide, and that flashcrap made me really mad ...

    ps: I love when they have 5 different flash ads, and they all open up a new browser for each on my pda (href target=new)
    can I choose to ignore all that ? ... DAMN