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Student Uncovers US Military Secrets

karthik_r085 writes "According to The Register, An Irish graduate student has uncovered words blacked-out of declassified US military documents using nothing more than a dictionary and text analysis software. Claire Whelan, a computer science student at Dublin City University was given the problems by her PhD supervisor as a diversion. David Naccache, a cryptographer with Gemplus, challenged her to discover the words missing from two documents: one was a memo to George Bush, and another concerned military modifications to civilian helicopters."

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  1. WMD!! by AmigaAvenger · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh OH, i can see it coming already, text analysis and dictionary software declared as Weapons of Mass Destruction! That, and Ireland is going to become the next member of the "axis of evil"

    1. Re:WMD!! by FyRE666 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Next stop for her: Guantanemo Bay...

    2. Re:WMD!! by SlowMovingTarget · · Score: 5, Funny

      We must liberate all of that innocent Guinness from the oppressive Irish regime.

  2. The one to Bush.... by Pranjal · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...said
    "Please please please let the army attack Iraq"

    Apparently the word that was blacked out was please.

  3. What happens to here research? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can gov stop her research on National Security grounds.

    An example of the program in use.

    G.W Bush is the ____________ of the United States of America.

    After the program

    G.W Bush is the idiot of the United States of America.

  4. Text message lingo by doria13 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps the US government should start using text message lingo in their memos.

    "An Egyptian Islamic Jihad (EIJ) operative told an Egyptian srvic @ d sAm tym dat bn l@n wz plnin 2 exploit d operatives acces 2 d us 2 mount a terrorist strike"*

    Could make decoding sensitive documents much more difficult and at the same time provide jobs for teenage cryptologists.

    *lingo courtesy of transl8it.com

    1. Re:Text message lingo by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nah, I think the US gov should employ more people who can barely write. Misspelled words won't match the word lenght of the correctly spelled word. Using creative grammar would make it harder to find the right word type. And random punctuation would make it harder to find seperate sentences.
      Combined we get security through ignorance.

    2. Re: Text message lingo by dswartze · · Score: 3, Funny

      You fail to realise who the current administration is. When would they ever want to invade only two

    3. Re:Text message lingo by mousse-man · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think using ebonics could provide an additional layer of cover.

  5. Other Secrets by clonan · · Score: 3, Funny

    So...can they now tell us how REALLY killed Kennedy?

    1. Re:Other Secrets by Da+Fokka · · Score: 2, Funny

      So...can they now tell us how REALLY killed Kennedy?
      You're getting it all wrong... it's spelled OSWALD...

    2. Re:Other Secrets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Oh my God, they killed Kennedy! Those bastards!

  6. Re:wake-up call by b!arg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Before they release it they should convert the blacked out parts to 1337 speak...

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  7. Number one redaction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nuculer.

    Dictionary-based approaches seem to miss this one for some reason.

  8. Re:...obligatory Irish joke... by Prod_Deity · · Score: 2, Funny

    I personally think she discovered it while her computer was infected with the Irish Virus

  9. Re:wake-up call by Jon+Kent · · Score: 3, Funny

    MEMORANDUM TO ALL EMPLOYEES OF THE DHS AND US INTELLIGENCE SERVICES:

    So as to counter the terrorists' latest methods for conducting espionage against our great nation, all official documents will now be composed in a combination of Wingdings 3 and MS Comic Sans.

    Sincerely, The Management

  10. What would have been funnier... by Black+Rabbit · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...would have been if the censored bits were revealed by running the document through the spelling and grammar check in Word!

  11. ----- Post! by jdkane · · Score: 2, Funny

    they won't know to mod this down

  12. Re:old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Le Pedant has spoken.

  13. Source? by beforewisdom · · Score: 2, Funny

    She didn't get these US Military secrects off of a BDSM site with pictures of women dragging men around on a leash did she?

    Ooops, never mind

    Steve

  14. Re:old news by theaphila · · Score: 2, Funny

    or "the la brea tar pits" ("the 'the tar' tar pits")

  15. Re:Perfect. by KnightStalker · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, that would be security through bureaucracy, a highly effective method.

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  16. Re:wake-up call by ejaw5 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don' think that would work. Didn't SCO already try this already?

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  17. Re:More examples by jafuser · · Score: 2, Funny

    Another great one that's been in the news lately is doing redaction by drawing black squares over the top of words in a PDF document. The words are still there beneath the black rectangles, sort of like redacting a paper document by using electrical tape. =P

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  18. Any photos of this lass? by cerberusss · · Score: 2, Funny

    Has anyone any photos of this geek girl? Yes, I tried Google images, but I don't think she looks like a puppy.

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    1. Re:Any photos of this lass? by t_allardyce · · Score: 2, Funny

      [insert compulsory goats.cx link here]

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  19. The Super Important Message by Ieshan · · Score: 4, Funny


    The Memo Went like this:

    URGENT: MSG from GEORGE W. BUSH
    TO: JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF

    1. ATTACK IRAQ
    2. ____???____
    3. PROFIT!!!

    Claire has finally revealed the second step!

    Read the article to find out.

  20. Re:Ingenious... by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 5, Funny

    It sems that |CLASSIFIED| wishes us to bomb the hell out of iraq. He's |CLASSIFIED| that saddam wanted to |CLASSIFIED|. also there's the |CLASSIFIED| the |CLASSIFIED|, and |CLASSIFIED|. god forbid |CLASSIFIED| thinks that |CLASSIFIED| are the |CLASSIFIED| |CLASSIFIED| |CLASSIFIED| |CLASSIFIED|.

    Sounds quite like the Nixon transcrpits released during the Watergate investigation, but instead of "classified" there was "expletive deleted" back then.

  21. Are these WMDs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Weapons of Mass Disclosure?

  22. So what you're saying is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    my tragically bad spelling is a security feature?

  23. Re:Ingenious... by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 4, Funny

    OK, it's been a few hours. Here's how I fill in the blanks:

    It seems that |cheeney| wishes us to bomb the hell out of iraq. He's |not convinced| that saddam wanted to |give up all wmd's|. also there's the |belief in the cabinet that| the |american people will fall for the wmd story and never look back|, and |will even go for a cooked up al queda link as well|. god forbid |the UN security council| thinks that |our phony iraq facts| are the |crap that they are| |or else we're going to have to go in there even though we're going to piss off every enemy and friend we have| |lose all integrity as a nation| |and give the whacko terrorists even more popular support in the arab world and more of a reason to set off bombs inside the continental united states|.

    wbs.

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  24. Re:Ingenious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Oooh! Mad libs!

    It seems that |Cthluhu| wishes us to bomb the hell out of iraq. He's |insinuated| that saddam wanted to |'get busy' with a monkey|. also there's the |weird recurring dream| the |druggies in the apartment across from me keep having|, and |angsty teen shows|. god forbid |if that Illuminati guy from Deus Ex| thinks that |potato chips with Olestra| are the |'bomb'| |all your| |base are| |... ah, you get the picture|.

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