"Real" Real Time Strategy?
Mr. Fluffyhead writes "This hardcore RTS gamer's rather thoughtful wish list asks the question, if somebody made a 'real' war sim, would anyone want to play it?" From the fake Newsweek cover story about the "Ultralisk Rape Scandal" to Mr. Wong's yearning to break the Geneva Convention in pixel form, this one's a humourous yet realistic look at real time war games.
Now where have we seen the "Fog of Bullshit" before.... *wink* *wink*
I don't know about everyone else, but I don't want to play a game that takes 5 - 8 real-time months to build a barracks. Might lose it's feel.
Putting the romance back into necromancer.
I have always thought that a realistic real-time war sim would be nothing like the Warcraft/Comand & Conquer type games, because those give you way too much control. In real warfare you can't control individual soldiers. As a general you can map out a very general battle plan, and then kind of sit back and hope it works out. Even with the best communcation systems in place at best you could give orders to individual soldiers, but you wouldn't have any control over how they carried them out.
Now, how much fun is it to play a game where you basically sit back and watch the action, rather than being able to interact with it?
Maybe Blizzard or EA should look into it.
Rob
And it's been said better, that we need moral authority over the world. We really are better than the rest of the world, not perfect, just better. Naked human pyramids, guard dogs, and hoods, while not even half as bad as what our enemy does to us, nevertheless severely erode our moral authority.
I don't think it's unreasonable for the Congress to provide a check over the executive branch when there's ample evidence that our moral credibility is slipping away, especially in a battle for the hearts and minds of the people climbing out of the ruins of a failed state.
If you had to play real time, you would be there for years.
I find Combat Mission:Barbarossa to Berlin to be just the right balance, some of those engagements can last days in RL, an that's often to much for most of the people.
Guys, in case you didn't realize, he's not talking about any game; he's making a political statement. I did find the satire and the backdrop of a video game a very interesting way for the author to express his opinion.
The policy of the United States is worse than bad---it is insane. -- Ludwig von Mises, Economic Policy(1959)
It was interesting, but I found his underlying premise that the ends justify the means to be rather immature and more than a little offensive.
*** Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
Me and a few friends thought up this way back when QuakeWorld was on its peak of popularity. The fragsuit is something you put on before you sit down and challenge your oponent. If you get hurt, small explosives on the suit explodes, just to make you feel the paint, and when someone dies, a large explosive placed under the chair detonates. If someone is telefragged, the two persons will swich places (computers as well), where the one who died will be turned into spam, and thrown on the telefragger).
I bet this invention would make most people start playing other games, and those who dont will probably start using a less aggressive playing-style.
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Time to feed the trolls...
I suppose that the only thing holding you back from perfection would be arrogance and an apparant lack of humility...
Given your obvious superiority, why did you feel the need to post anonymously?
*** Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
Why emulate the world when you can be an active participant in the real thing? Sure, this functions as a political statement (and a good one at that). But I don't need to see the world in a videogame to be able to laugh at its irony.
In the article, Wong says "I want an RTS game that will give me a stress headache after an hour and an ulcer after a week."
Why bother with a game when you can easily get this from watching any fine news station. You'd even get a bonus shot of ignorance for watching Faux News! For blood-loss, watch Al Jazeera! For contrast watch CNN Headline News (the only station on which body pyramids are followed by what dress Troy McClure's husband wore to the Oscars).
If you're really angling for some pain, you can even try to participate in the political arena itself at either the Democratic or Republican National Conventions!
20. I want better death animations.
Actually, I thought the animations from SOF were pretty realistic. You get to watch as the soldiers writhe in pain from a severed limb, or as they clutch intestines spewing from a hole in their gut, or as they choke to death on their own blood after being shot in the neck.
Of course, when (inevitably) the celebrity-media unit is near a soldier who dies a gruesome death, you get replay clips with national news anchors condemning you for allowing such horrible things to happen in "your" war...
Oh, and while we're at it, lets make it an RTSS like Savage (http://s2games.com/savage). Let real humans control those soldiers, and let the commander get frustrated when they completely ignore his orders...
...is what SC map is that in #2?
Come on...somebody besides me has to recognize it....
If God had had a computer it would have taken him 7 months to create the earth...if he even bothered to do it at all.
Simple: The article may, in fact, be a troll. But it is a very, very funny troll. And that makes all the diference.
anytime the American public sees their might being used to torture people and beat a few to death for little reason there's going to be some kind of repercussion. If the people in charge could point to something and say, see we saved hundreds of US lives. Only the ultra-hard core democratcs and hemp cap crowd would still be on board the no excuses train. But the couldn't. And their lack of control over what should have been a very accurate and precise use of more questionable means probably insures more US, and thus many more arab deaths.
I'm from the lets resume atmospheric testing of the nuclear arsenal over the middle east crowd. So clearly those people aren't better off if I'm calling the shots, or get any semblence of my way. A glow stick in the pooper probably would be receational hijinks compared to the hell I would wish upon them. But there is nothing good from Abu Grhaib. It's a failure of leadership at the higher levels as it seems to be turning out. (One of many) And the better people in this seem as if they're going to be thrown under the bus, used as a scapegoats. Even if we disagree about the morality, and the significance of different human life, it's a collosal strategic error.
And in a way, it's somewhat heartening. This wasn't par for the course of even those in the pictures. They weren't just using them for interogation. They were publicizing them. Reaching out to their families and communities because they knew it was wrong. They had people writing congress for them, because they were trapped in the conveluted structure of a crippled command. Compare that to our enemies. For them, this is par for the course. And as common as reaching out for some means to rectify things was among the US forces, that's how rare it is among them as a people.
You have a strange sense of humour.
Daniel
Carpe Diem
He forgot the '"Info-tru" Generator' that can be used to update the information being disseminated through the news media (which have the "CIA Influence" option set to true).
This of course has the default settings of "Constantly Change" and "Optimize on Personal Agenda".
And don't forget to select the "Blame the victim" option, so that when poor civilians get thier heads cut off by religious psychos, you can defame their families without having to reset your "Look like I actually care" level.
Good news! Chocolate rations are UP!
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I'm having a hard time finding a web-page. But here's a review.
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http://www.cgonline.com/reviews/conflictzo-01-r
Conflict Zone is an RTS that incorporates the press and public opinion. You build units based on how popular you are and how well you act for the press.
If you have an heroic defense of a bridge or something you get lots of 'popularity' points. If you wipe out a village of civilians with misplaced fire, you lose a lot of points.
Also, they have 'sub-commanders.' You can put entire sections of your army under control of an AI commander, with orders to defend, attack, etc.
Overall, the game wasn't anything special, and never gained any popularity, but it actually incorporates some of the articles jabs.
And, there is a demo....if you can find it.
--Welcome to the Realm of the Hawke--
I've always wanted to see a multilevel MMO game that was playable as RTS (decides where units are sent), FPS (play as an individual in the unit), vehicle sim (pilot or drive something), or engineer/artist (create more buildings/items/stuff).
At the simplest level, you'd have RTS'ers engaged in some massive war at a high level, ordering troops around and sending out objectives, while the FPS'ers charged in with the vehicle players to try to take their objectives. The depth and randomness created by making all the footsoldiers real people would be almost like reality, although you'd probably have more "i'm stuck running in a corner" than in real life.
Total War (there's Shogun, Medieval, and soon Roman) gives you control over battalians, much like a field general, but once they engage, you have to sit and watch what happens. Some retreat, and you can't order them back, some will get too much adrenaline and keep attacking, even if you ask them to fall back, and it isn't total death... eventually the losers will start running, and, unless you have a great deal of horses, they usually escape. Truely a fantastic RTS. Definately worth trying.
Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
The fact that he is doing it in the form of a questionably 'funny' video game list, and that it was posted here as a games topic is pretty lame.
The bit satirizing the reaction over the U.S. sponsered torture was a downer.
He seems to feel what happened was no big deal, excusing it because we are "at war".
These prisoners were tortured, in some cases murdered, and (in my opinion worst of all) forced to sodomize one another. And it almost went completely unnoticed by the world.
I think I would rather be killed in a terrorist attack.
1) Your analysis is based on bad assumptions so your result is way off. 2) You're a sick bastard for fucking a horse.
huge dicks slapping your tender mouth
Did the author consider that the only way to win such a game would be to not play at all?
How about a diplomicy option and a moral meter?
Remeber that the rest of the world was against this invasion which was based on personal motivs (name me another one that makes sense). No one forced it.
GPLv2: I want my rights, I want my phone call! DRM: What use is a phone call, if you are unable to speak?
The article's tone was seriously ruined by the inline "Free Tickle IQ" advertisement. Tee hee.
Yeah it was a satire, but nevertheless - i think games like Civilization and even more Alpha Centauri have a design which does cover some points mentioned. Like actions will have consequences - a war in a democracy will lead to protesting people. And an option which the original poster forgot to mention - in those games you can even choose NOT to go to war but trying to win the game in peaceful ways! (Even thought that works mainly when playing against the AI's - you simple can't trust the humans in multiplayer - strange but true).
Perhaps it is a naive vision of utopia, but that's why we put it in games, so we at least know what it would be like.
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All of you who immediately are complaining that it's a political piece are missing two very important things:
1) Try getting a sense of humor.
2) He's right, and I'm not sure the article *is* a political piece really. I *DO* want to blow up orphanages. I *DO* want my aircraft every so often to just crash for no reason whatsoever. I *DO* want to be given a choice of whether or not civilian casualties are acceptable.
If I take prisoners, I *DO* want to be given the choice of whether or not to push the Happy Button so the prisoners make the Happy Sounds and go away (Medieval: Total War fans will know what I mean).
But he's right. Both RTS and true grognard-targeted startegy and wargames and too straight-forward and don't really let you do much of anything.
One of the whole reasons I liked playing Superpower was the fact that I could pull off some very Wrong things on other countries (rig elections, etc). A war isn't 100% fought through military anymore, so how come wargames are still 100% focused on the "legal" military actions? I want to be Evil sometimes,and sometimes I just want stuff to happen that I didn't plan on but have to deal with anyways. It's more fun that way.
For some godforsaken reason game designers seem reluctant to let a wargame be an actual wargame. Why is that?
-- Primis.
I guess it was hoping too much that you would argue with proper reasons as to why I was wrong rather than just an ad hominem attack and some name calling
Yes, I'm a goth, so what? And I think I'm goth because I go to goth clubs and take past in the UK goth community, though I will admit that I have lapsed somewhat in the last year or so. I'm also a 25 year old software engineer, and I'm not on drugs.
Here's a few things though, fucktard:
When you grow up you will realize that real life doesn't fit your broken idealism
Indeed, my idealism does not fit the world. That's the point of idealism, to aspire to ideals that don't currently exist. Te world is full of arseholes who are too willing to treat other people badly for their own ends. A few more idealists would be a good thing, not a bad thing. It seems like realism is actually all too often an excuse for atrocity and abuse.
The block they were on was used for iraqis OR FOREIGN FIGHTERS who were capture plotting against, or who had taken action against the US.
and this was proved in a verifiable and just way exactly how?
POW's don't get trials
No, but they do get basic rights accorded to them by the geneva convention, which even the USA is a signatory to. And one of those is freedom from physical or psychological torture.
Tortured to death? Are you on fucking crack?
No, I've been reading the news reports, unlike you it would appear. Having dogs set on them and being tortured severely enough to cause death are things that have been reported. They just weren't in the photos.
The pain of having panties on their heads? Yeah that must have hurt just as much as Nick Berg getting his throat cut right?
1) by this point I was talking of a hypothetical situation in which an innocent man was under torture by mistaken identity or mistaken evidence.
2) There is significant material to suggest that the Nick Berg video has been tampered with, the sound effects are taken from stock and also that the body was dead before the beheading. Things like the lack of blood, the lack of movement from Mr Berg (even when the soundtrack is screams).
Also, i don't get why (if the nick berg thing is the truth) the fact that some time later, after all the abuse takes place, the death of an american by extremists/nutballs suddenly excuses the american nation from systematic abuse charges? Yes, they did that. they are the bad guys, you are supposed to be beacons of shining light, goodness, democracy etc (by your own words). And you fail miserably.
In conclusion, I portend that it is you that is the fourteen year old in this discussion, or that you are just hoplessly naive and unquestioning of authority.
One more reason that the rest of the world has fallen out of love with the US of A.
And on that day the world will rejoice.
Maybe a second thing actually - personal attacks do not an argument make. I'm not going to bother you with my software credentials, needless to say I am not a web designer, my page which you have found is a pile of crap and that is freely admitted. But I would wager a years earning (more money than you'll ever see by the sounds of the state of your education) that my software is in far wider use than anything you have ever acheived. Bye now.
tortured to death
You wanted a news report, well there you have it.
haver only one thing to say.
Haver? Don't you attack my education later in this post? Har. Har.
And on that day the world will rejoice.
Until she needs us again, then we will hear the cries..
Maybe a second thing actually - personal attacks do not an argument make.
No, but facts do which is why you basically ignored my post. You know I'm right and have facts to stand on. You have nothing but opinions.
I'm not going to bother you with my software credentials, needless to say I am not a web designer, my page which you have found is a pile of crap and that is freely admitted.
Let me guess, you could do better, if only you tried!
But I would wager a years earning (more money than you'll ever see by the sounds of the state of your education)
My political beliefs mean that the state of my education is poor? You are a joke. I work as a programmer in NYC, go look up what the average yearly salary is for a programmer there and you will realize who is making more than whom.
that my software is in far wider use than anything you have ever acheived.
It's funny how you prejudice me by my political opinions. I work as a programmer, and you can brag about your phantom projects all you want. Let me guess, you made some amateur hour open source program. Big shit. Real programmers get paid for the work they do kid.
Bye now.
Later coward!
And ignored the legitimate news item I pointed out to you.
Goodbye troll, well done for catching me in your net, it won't happen again.
You're not that good though, perhaps you should take a few lessons from turmeric over on k5
...those that question things like the abuse of prisoners and civilian casulties...
Impossible. There are no such people. Before one might attempt to question anything about the Bush administration, Rummy has them disappeared...
Right?
Maw! Fire up the karma burner!